"ICELANDIC POSMATES!" w/ Jim Jefferies

Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Arte Marine, coming to you from my bushie garage in Los Angeles, California. What a day, What an episode? What a guest we have for you today. This is a man that I feel that you all know is one of my absolute favorites. He makes me half so hard he kills me. And I have to say, whenever people talk to me about the podcast, you are a person that they mentioned that you fucking kill them. Oh good, that's nice. Isn't a man?

What are your in tries? For? Everyone else? This man, he's a man. He looks like a bloke you could put together on care for. This is a man who's going to ask if Venmo request you for seventeen thousand dollars. Isn't a man who stole my identity and stole my heart? You know from They keep asking me, and I should just do it. No, I can't. I can't. I can't how much Luanne makes? How much makes two k months? Almost? What she's doing that many cameos? Arden, I'm not pay

for my house. I was Louiana Loui. She's a She's the countess from real house in New York. Here's the thing. I feel like there's certain things. Look I'm not saying never, but there are certain things that make you go. Has it come to this? Am I gonna jump off the Hollywood sign? Should I go get my real estate license? You know what I mean? My mom is a real I'm not knocking for all your stuffer rental needs. I'm just stop designing jewelry. Yeah? Should I? Should I learn?

Should I maybe learn photoshop? Should I like to brush up on my typing sills? Like like once I go to cameo. Look, we already have our Patreon. If I go to cameo and then I'm filling my time and I'm trying to get like light filters. So my face also doesn't film well in reverse, like a selfie of me, I don't look great. My face works front words and being nice to my like I feel like a perfectly

cute woman. Backwards, my bone structure doesn't quite work when you do like the selfie view and it's like your face backwards. I'm not symmetrical enough that it looks great. I won't do it because I feel like it's like a bit cheap to do it. Also, I know I wouldn't be good at it, that's right, I know. Like, let's say I charge a hundred bucks? Is j Jeffrees lady and je Jeff Jefferies? All right, I'm gonna ask you for one. Okay, Hey, Jim, it's me. I just

bought a cameo. It's from my cat, Mittens. It's her birthday. She's a huge fan of yours. Um. You know she's turning seven and she's feeling a little old and vulnerable. Will you let her know that she's still got it? Yeah? Hey, hey Mittens, Jim Jeffries here, I look like I know you're a big fan everything like that. You might be seven times seven forty nine, you might be forty nine and cat, but you're still seven to me? What did Jim open a van? He just kept circling it A

nice kitten. I gotta say, since I've been here, the table has not changed. These new cheese sticks. You still got the photos out, like you've had a cocaine party and you're taking them up the wall. You don't know that. I haven't. Who knows? Look, I feel like, oh, macrons are dying down. I need new hobbies. I've decided to try cocaine. It turns out I love it, but everybody else hates to be around me on it. You've done a lot of cocaine. I have done something. Can you

picture I've never done cocaine? Can you picture cocaine cookie artists? I dated a girl once and I didn't know that she wasn't experienced with cocaine, and so she came along to a party with me and we're all doing cocaine. And I just said to her, said you do want something like that? And she saw everyone else and she put the rolled up note up and nose yeah, and she blew it all off, the type like handy hall table. She thought that's why I was called blow? Is that

it any? I think? Yeah? They blow it all they like, it all goes everywhere. She that was what she was? Why is it cold? And no? Did you get you? Did you think she was seven? Did you get her in the back of a van? I would say to anybody out there that is a cocaine fan, and it's also looking to date art marine, let me just warn you. I've never done cocaine. No, it's over cocaine doctor, Yes

I have. Did you enjoy cocaine? I had a phase in my youth fun but now no, I don't enjoy anymore because I don't like talk like it's just everyone wants to talk to you. It's like I'm not trying to converse. I feel that I would love it, and I always kind of knew that from a young age. I come from such addict like blood line that I thought even as I remember watching a movie as a child, I just could watch anything. There was no restrictions, and

there was like class of cocaine in it. I remember like second grade and going I should never do that, Like loved it looked I knew it would be a problem. You know, it was Friday night sky it was either that a freaky Friday, but it was it was Scarface Friday, and uh yeah, I knew watching Scarface. I knew that that was you know, like Debbie Mays Are and good Fellows just hanging out with radio there doing piles a blow. It just reminded me of the story slightly related about

watching movies as kids when I was a kid. Right, My dad's still to this day a very pervy fella brand for comedian. That's how didn't build a comedian. Yeah, he can't. He can't use the internet, so he has to get his pawn where he can, Like, he has to really search out things, you know, paper clippings, underwear catalogs. He's still old schools, so he's a crafter. He so is that glue that is holding it on? It's a vision board clippings and a glue like substance touch it. Okay.

So we would watch movies if there was like a like a hint of boob in the film. This is my dad was like, I remember me and my brothers were watching Labyrinth, which which you know famously doesn't have tits in it. You do get David Bowie's balls pretty close up. Oh yeah, he's crocking balls in those tights on stage. And child. You can see the me and my brothers are watching Labyrinth. We knew dad was in the room, so in unison we started going, oh, whoa,

look at those tits, everybody bacon tits. My dad just comes out of nowhere watching you watching like that, Like he sits and watches the rest of the Labyrinth way through it like a dark Westling. And he's like and then we go, all right, we go have to play us up. He goes, I'm just going to rewind it missed the beginning. We realized my dad was a total perv.

We realized that Anna's dad. I don't know if he's a perv or not, but that he always wears purple red or like pink shirts and it's because he says that it helps blend in all of his wine stains, so we call him Harvey wine stains. All right, look, speaking of tits, here we are what a segue? And what?

Oh no, well well it is you know what, as they say, and you called a dreamsweet they as somebody tweeted at us, what an episode to air in honor of International Women's Day, guys, what an episode of television? Also hello to our production team, Cay Levine, Tanna, Dana, Arianna, Hannah Montana and and A Samy's got a sister was Ace on team Susie or or Clayton. So he is team Well. And so here we are, we're having a preview of Hillary Clinton's coach. We're at l A. I

excited to see that coach. That fucking coat. You have to show Jim the side by side we're flying. Oh my god, it is spectacular. Whether he's flying Iceland Air and he's like, this week is the most important night week for me. It's it was I feel like they dusted off one of the old Virgin It like when Virgin was giving it a go to, like like and then they didn't quite work and they got taken over

by the last Cairlines. But they were like the plane for a second neon lights, and they had like international laws. They had international hiring, so that I feel like they could discriminate and only hire you if you're hot. They could be like Delter and it is the old thing like back in the sixties when you watch movies like Catch Me if you can and all asked you this is a hot Yeah, none of those women were tired. Yes, they're working at Hart. They want that mansion. I wanted

don't to come out. The other day there was like I think about that, maybe twelve us in business. And she came out and gave all the drinks and she was wobbling around and then she left. We all looked up. Women, who's got the jacket cocon you know what, she's still doing it. No, I could play them and let us sit down. Tired, she must be, she must be so well virgin air. They were like, we'll keep it hot.

We we will just hire internationally and skirt these laws. Katie, you were very upset because of the environment and why didn't they shoot this as if he's the only person in an airport. He's the only person on the plane. My thought was that it was a small plane. They got it for the whole crew, and they just cheated that shot. To me, it feels like it. But it was almost like apocalyptic, like everyone it's going to Iceland.

Were these three women on Earth? That's true, where there's like like in the middle of like a hail storm. We'll find the least like magical part of Iceland where there's just remote no trees. It's whatever city they just give you. Yeah, you really really want city there. Yeah, well so they go, they go to Iceland and by the way, I'd like to go to Iceland Springs. That's the one that was the one, and that was with

Peter and the flies. I wouldn't have known that was so bad though, had you not tell him has got some not like it's something like the Strian population lives on the coast. The rest of it is just filled just so. It's kind of like America where you're just like Americans everywhere. But I say, like the middle of America is like kind of just like there's not as

much they're no, no, no, no, it's different. It's very different. No, it's like, oh yea like out back and this little tiny shitty town which is a wonderful place to fall in love, like a giant famous rock. The giant famous Rock is a helicopter ride away. This is just the

closest bit that was. There was flies everywhere, horses. Yeah, that's when that when that what's her name's like they were like breaking up, like there were slides everywhere, and that's before his mom was like, bring to me, Peter. Henna Anne is an angel center. I want you to fuck her. In the downstairs suite, like, because he lived at home. Obsessed is your mom? Would your mom have been over protective of you? Yeah, not really know. I

brought home some pretty rough looking people. I think she'd be happy with my wife. The roughest you you don't need to name names like that would have been pretty fame. Okay, actually during the fame, I've had some pretty rough on sure, when I was about when I was about nineteen, she was about twenty. I liked it because she godfree nugget page. She knew all the cool bands, you know, hit band, Yeah, you have the good concerts. But my dad will still bring her up now and go, oh God, wasn't much

to look at. And this is a man who runs in to see David Bowie's balls, and I will rewind on the off chats that he missed its it okay, here we are, so here we are. He's like, okay, it's Susie, Gabby and Rachel. I'm already in love with Susie. I was. I was really shocked to hear him say that. I know, I know, because in my mind this whole time, it's been Rachel. Yeah. And then he said that, and

I was like we've been wrong winning. Susie would have won. Yeah, I thought I dude, I thought it was Rachel this whole time. Nice did you think that the whole time? Though? I think? Okay, So then Gabby, um, maybe for the last few weeks, but I didn't. I don't know. So then they show up and they're in this like Marryott or something, and this awkward silence of the three women to be waited to be ejected from the fox seats, like and it looks hot they used to not make

them have to stay together. Yeah, Peter, Yeah, it's very cruel. It's weird why people don't just say, yeah, I slept with him or whatever, you know, and just tell the truth. I don't know, but they just sort of keep it close to the chest and then we might not be seen. And I'm talking because I don't didn't know. She didn't. I think she knew. She sad. I know. I felt badly for Gabby. I love, I love Gabby. Didn't care get straight off the cock and come I. I hope

there's a day in between. There has to be, because they also probably stay up late, so he'd be very tired. Dirty, d you do not want to be I have a number three dirty d number three that you're not getting a good come shut out of your getting a drop coming out. And then you go, I haven't slept with the other women. Yeah, let me get another goal. I want to point out the gym is accidentally when it

was Destiny wearing a champion town. You know that I'm obsessed with becoming What did you do to become a champion? This week? This hat? Yeah, champion, that's a champion bolding. I'm look, would you get plugs? You were saying, done all that. I've taken pills. You sh my hair, and the pills poison of dick. You have to take a pill and then your dick doesn't work. You've got to take it out of pillars. Surgery, do the surgery, but the surgery to keep the hair on the head. After

the surgery, you got to take the pills. The pills never go away. It keeps it stuck in there. So you've got you've got two options. You got hair, and you can't suck anyone. You don't have hair, and no one wants to. It's a lever, So you chose the hair. I'm giving up on the pills now. Bloody, I'm and I gave it a good run. Yeah, your hair looks great and the hat looks great. You can wear your champions hat every single day. And I literally you were I think looking at Ace. I thought you were just

glaring at Jim's dick. I do this. It's just sad what it used to be. It's like, it's just like, I just want to hear about this. That's so mad. I've never been angry on my way the ship. Jimose your hair over you, chose your hair over your dick. Every fine, I've just had a baby. I'm doing things that I believe you. I believe you. I do believe you. Okay, here we go, Gabby. I like that. I feel like Gabby was kind of like putting her like lady Tits on the table going because she could see Susie was

a little vulnerable. She was like, I don't want anything to be off limits between us. I want to get to explore each other and give him a taste of what it's going to be like. And he you know, I'm telling you that funck goodn't it? Man? Like you're fucking for a ring. You're you're competitive, can't you can't go in there and give a half host joke. You gotta go for it. There will be a day in Batchel or the Bachelor. There will be a day where after the fantasy waits, all three of the women go,

I'm good like plagging. The guy's just he's not a good fock, or he's more maybe he's a weird, weird thing he wants you to do on a coffee some weird three of them. Guy good go blunker ring? Is she but a lunkery luncker ring? I love she's so cute. This is going to school and green. You're right, you're right. Once somebody's too freaky, it was too much and not fun. Would choose someone that's like that because most of the people they choose are like so you don't know, you

don't know. I never could just be boring, like yeah, you could have a margarite diket because there's there's so many different things. That's right, it's wild. Oh you know she can bring should be good baby, you need like a far extinguisher. She gets angry and you're in the show. Yeah, yeah, she's gonna oh yeah, she's a journey So then Jesse Palmer strolls in and his cowl neck. I loved that sweater,

his cowl neck. And then which Nick vile. He debuted the cowl neck and she was obsessed with He was obsessed with the cow neck. And Gabby is it's a freezing place where they are. She's in a tiktop and she used a shirt completely pulled off of her shoulders. Always want to I want to say with the dates. Okay, first of all, in this episode, the dates are the most boring beats. Oh, we're down a fucking cave and

doom buggies. Look. I don't know a lot about women, but I do know when they do their hair and everything, they don't want to wear a helmet. That's and they don't get im. They don't want to be a buggy. I literally thought of Susie because they showed her like doing her hair and this she get it right, and that there's the girl. What's the one that you thought was gonna win with Rachel sort of put it on a jaunty angle, so she sort of looked cute and

they're like, dammy gay like this. By the way, we've seen numerous bachelors like like flip things like Matt James and flipped people. We will have flipped the ladies. Okay, the first up is Rachel. Um uh, Susie, let's see um And so we hear like a ticking clock and they find out Rachel's first, and Susie starts immediately freaking out. She's like, um is if Rachel is intimate is a tough pill to swallow. Um. I hope he takes physical

intimacy as important as I do. I just want some form of commitment to find out if he's been physically intimate or because that would be devastating. Now. At that moment, I knew what happened. As soon as she said that, I was like, she she's last. Yeah, yeah, because then they put her the whole time I was watching it, like if she had gone first, here's the thing and and I and I do will get into more of this later, but I will say, in my mind, sometimes

going last is you're the last on their brain though. Yeah, But I mean they clearly they knew that she was concerned. You're right, they wanted to turn the screws. I also wonder if they're evil enough if they told them, did you love at me? Say turn the screws. Also, they just made her walk up and down spiral. Yeah, like weird. Alison wondered, Yeah, the word they like, how quickly did they build that spiral staircase and that like sucking like

Hyatt for for taugh whatever I hear. I feel like the producers are extra evil in a way that they encouraged him to be, like, you owe it to yourself to not hold back if you're in love. Like, I think they knew the outcome would be this. I think they knew he loved her. I think they knew she and I think they knew it was a deal breaker for her, And I think they told him to say it, just say it, don't hold back. I feel like, wait

to have sex with him to tell everyone. But also I kind of think he would have done that anyway. I mean, he's first of a very horny guy. I don't think this. I think he would have had sex with everyone. I don't know, he would have been screaming I'm in love with everyone. By the way, my friend Cat she says that when he screams like that, he sounds like he's making like a football call, like oh my turn, you know, like yeah, I love you. And he does every time I hear now it's like a

football call. It asks for them like their football players, because I really liked what you brought to today's date. He coaches them. He's like, he's like he like screams like a guy on the fuel or like Tom Cruise trying to convince the world that he loved. Katie Holmes on Oprah's Couch. I love this woman and it feels so good. Do you at your wife? No, No, I haven't even told her I love you. Keep her gassing like another baby, then you can tell you more babies

from me. I thought, my wife, I'm gonna invasectomy, and she said to me, she goes, well, maybe we should wait, and I said, my body, my choice. Then I get to use that sentence very much. But but you know, I have the problem with the vasectomies. They used to be two weeks with the recovery. Now they're doing with some lasery topics like two days, two days recovery. I'm telling my wife it takes a week. I just want

I just want to wake to meself to watch TV. Yeah, you need to be careful because you have to clean the tubes. What after? Yes, because they're still coming there. That is going to get someone pregnant, because I know someone who had to a sect me and still got his wife pregnant because they had sex right after. Can't you just jerk off that You've got a couple of weeks. You got to clear it out so you're not still, you know, knocking people up. Oh, I thought you were

actually like cleaning the tube, empty the company. I get that. I was like, what is it? Give you a little chimney sweet dress. I was like, what the poor guy's going to go? I was like, I felt protective. I was like, Jim, don't do it. Okay? So then um so then I have to say, even though now the way Clayton Clayton handled it it was horrible, But part of me, I'm like, Susie, girl, have you never seen the show before? Same here? And she didn't. I have

you never seen the show before? I was fortunately told this is the rules of the game. You get to funk at least two people. Yeah, no, I mean this is how the show works. I mean that's the that's the name of the game. Well, Nick said that he only sucked one, and because he knew that, did he fuck Raven because Raven had Like I think they lied. I think they lied about that. So like he didn't make her come and he didn't was she was a virgin? She was? And then it showed like doing hurt wheels,

been lapland laugh. Pretty sure he did come out and eventually say he only slept with Vanessa. That's what I heard that two And was it because Vanessa said not to sleep I don't recall, because apparently we heard later recently that Rachel didn't sleep with him because of the night after Trump was elected and she got so drunk she passed out. Wow, because she was so upset, she was celebrating so hard. She you know, she was just

sleep with multiple people? Uh well, Greg, Greg tapped out, who I don't even definitely slept with Blake Dick boy Moyne's Yeah, I think she would have slept with Greg. But wasn't Blake the guy that she ended up with. Yeah, so I assumed she would have slept with him and Hannah Hannah basically Michelle. Do we know if Michelle, I feel like I would sleep with at least two fun and if it's your last hurrah, like give it a go with one other person. I would like someone might

surprise you. Well, thank you. Even Gabby was like she was like, oh you do it? Like she was like she she was like, you know, I want him to explore the people and then I want him to come back to meet you know that. She said that she knows that she's also good and bad and you laugh for the whole time. She's falling over I feel like she knows what's up. She was a cheerleader. I was I feel like she is. I bet she she said

that confidently, like she would win the humping Olympics. Yeah, but I mean she also knew a show she was on, and that's the deal. I feel like that's the fun of being the lead. Did you get to go to fantasy suitets with everybody and then be like what, you know, I get a free pass. The thing is with him though, and we can get this later. It's like he felt like, you know what. Lisa Tregger texted me and she said a man shows his character the way he deals with

it when a woman says no yes. And he felt entitled and he felt like he was like he was a dick. He was a baby. He was a big baby. Said what he wanted to say in a much easier way. He was, I'm sorry that was something that I had to do and you know, I didn't know that was a deal breaker for you. And I'm sorry this already happened. I can't change the past. You've had this conversation before. Yeah, and you and I were saying and again he handled

it so badly. But it did feel like it was like and I can see her point of saying, like, I, if I was meant that much to you, I shouldn't have to tell you. But I can also but but you're on the Bachelor. And also was like a test. It was like it felt like a secret she didn't tell him, and men are simple creatures. You have to

tell them what you want of them. And it's like and I just I felt like that wasn't cool on her part because she didn't know what she was signing up for and she knew what fantasy sweets were, and she was there when they were coming back, and it was like that was confusing to me. But he just was a fucking deck dr Banans. Yes, how much of it was though that she was like, oh, ship, I gotta get out of here. What do you mean? But

she was like, what were you trying to check? I think she was spiraling out all week watching everybody come back, watching Gabby come back with the hair. I think this was like isolated from your friends for five weeks. Then you're in the five Then you're like tired, your jet lagged, you're like and stuck inside a hotel room, and you're like watching your two friends just post mates. There you go, that's it, alright, alright, so here we go. So then um so then so then susans on. So Rachel's on

the date and they're going on the helicopter. She was freaking out because she got the last row. She's in a cute little crop sweater, her hair is blowing. They're like, I can't beat the view. Meanwhile, they don't look at the view at all. They just make out. And then they're going four hundred feet down into a volcano. I have to wrote, I would freak out. I am so claustrophobic. I would the time. I don't. I don't know if you I wouldn't. That's really far down you good point?

Well it was. It was lit up in there, because like, okay, so I would freak out. I guess when I was I went to Carl's Back Caverns in New Mexico, and those are really cool caves. But I'm claustrophobic, so I was worried. But they were like the size of like a football field. I think, Okay, this looked tight. Logo. That was tight. I wouldn't. I wouldn't have made that ride down, particularly when I would start to lose. I would have freaked the fuck out on that ride down

to Middle Earth. Yeah, I don't care. I would Gollum would have been waiting for me. I would have been fucking losing. It would have been bad. It would have been bad. You could do like Carl's back caverns like those are. I'm a champion. I'm becoming a champion. But no, maybe you were in a carriage. Your spice never would have diminished. Jim, when you're planning my season to the Bachelorette, don't don't send me to Middle Earth. I don't want to do it. Yeah, but you can't tell them that

because they will send I don't want to know. I mean I kind of do, but like not that version that feels scary. You gotta tell them. I love small spaces, I love heights, right, you're right. Yeah, you're right, you're right, because they'll use everything against you. So then they seem that they had nothing to say to each other. Oh yeah, well, I mean she's kept like, I hope you weren't scared of my dad, and he's like I was, yeah, you're dad so scary. How would you have handled her dad

to the dad looked the thing with him. The mother was loving being on TV. She was love, she was she was all in on that. Well, if you like him, she had no reservation because this man's married to her. I feel like he's had to pick up the slack often in this relationship where he's had to go all right everyone writing. So maybe he's been made into this person because yeah, it's it's like that. Even the sister

fellow like that. I'll touch you on the shoulder if I think it's so Kane, just say to me, just say you're a good guy, as I believe with the fucking Mason bloody handshakes and let's type of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right, that's right. He was scary, but then he was also like right into it. Used to read any the way I love just phreezing a you'll walk next to her, not in front of her. I was like, that's a really lovely yeah. But also every I just want to see one parents say you know my son

or daughter, they're not special jeds parents. That's right. They were right. The dog food jingle, the one that won. He was any of your girlfriend and they were all like, are you sure? Because I think they were trying to be like he's got a girl's that? By the way? Has he he got eaten by batslor nation? Like like I feel like other people have been taken down and like slithered back in and kind of gotten their parent. I feel like he's out and he's playing in these

bands in Nashville. He was a stripper. He was like, he did like that review review? Yeah, so um so. Then Rachel is like, I love Clayton. We have such an incredible connection. I've never felt this before. I couldn't read you at the Rose ceremony. I cried the whole way back to the hotel. I didn't know where I stand. She's crying, She's like, and he goes I think honestly, and he started getting upset. Something's wearing on me. I don't feel like I was a d transparent I wish

I had told you earlier. I'm falling in love with you, and I have been for a couple of weeks, if not more. I haven't felt this way about anyone in five or six years. And then they go and they just like get at it. Well, do you think if he didn't say that, then she would have shagged him? Like, yes, I do. She was acting like she wouldn't have shagged him.

She was like, there's some things I need clearing up for me to move forward, blah blah blah, and then he said the right way to the right time, and then she was all in. That was the sentence she needed. I think she did need to hear it. One thing I did notice is the way he was like looking at her the whole time, Like he genuinely did like smile so big. I thought she was gonna win, I know, like the way he looks at her. I mean, I feel like he likes her the most just by that too.

I don't know, he can't have any of them now. It's not gonna work out that he gets any of them because if they say the footage Susie was so clearly gonna win, then everyone else's second place and that, No, it's so awful. How could you be that in love with three people? You can't, can you? I mean you can't. I you can be in lost with three people. But he doesn't know them well enough to be in love.

I mean that's he's only fooling for Gabby. He's like he's seeing the Gabby that he loved her, and at the end he's like, hey, Gabby, I'm freaking Gabby out. Then he say I'm fall in love and it feels great in the Hillary Clinton, yeah, yeah. He doesn't say he's in love. He says I'm following in love and it feels amazing or great away. Um any So then meanwhile Susie is freaking out. She's like, I want to know if they've been intimate. Sex is a big deal

for me. It's a big boundary to cross. If Clayton thinks it's me and he sleeps with other women, I would have a hard time moving forward. Meanwhile, they cut to her saying that, and then they cut to them kissing on the bed. Um, now here's the thing. This might baby misogynistic. Go mere you tell me. Is there a world where maybe Susie's not great in bid Oh, you've had a lot of sexual hang ups and some of that you are on the Bachelor's playing Devil's advocate, right,

Don't give me she's nervous about it. Honestly, I think anybody, I mean I think most people wouldn't be there, and then they didn't know that then you have that. I would I would get nervous under a bit of puppetry of the penis up top, the mood, do a hand biggest and we will get to know the fellow. It's fun to go off, just like you know, naked in me sucks and golf at some of those stroberrism. Be a full visual and see what's happening in you cry to really set the movie. That sounds like a great.

That sounds like a great. This poor city gets shelled. Okay, So that we have Rachel. They wake up in the morning, they're kissing, and then it's like, I was incredible to wake up next to you. I had the most perfect night. It feels like a dream. I do love Rachel. It's scary. I've never been so open. I am in love with her. Intimacy is importaner in a relationship. It was a good night and then on the balcony, he goes, hey, she says, hey, I love you, and in the coat he goes, I

love you too, Rachel. All this time, I don't want to miss you. That's a different, that's different, but a football yell. Oh my god, I'm gonna miss you. You were like staying in that hotel. Then have you slept with the man for the first time again? Are hey? I want to miss you? Because everyone says the most dramatic anying of her and we don't know what's going

to happen. And even because you gotta know what's gonna happen, why do you think I think they're both gonna go SUSY's gonna come back and say I always give you a blah blah, and then they all dump him. They all dump him, right, they'll dump him. But you know, I'll give you a hundred to one odds and maybe he knocked one of them up. That would be the best because the TV show I can leave all the dumes in the fucking world, didn't they? But Gabby shows

up in Paradise with a put belly single ready to mangle. Um. Wait, okay, so half of me was expecting you know when you, because it looked like she was just in some airbnbast there and they were screaming outside. I have done this drunk in my day in Europe, when you're up, you're basically never slept in, you're up early, and I've been told to shut the funk up by people like, like, shut up out there, and you're like a man of dumb Americans just yelling at that's more an Italian thing

to do. And there was the Italian, the Italy what are you doing. I feel like the Icelandic people will just be sitting. It is very loud. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, You're right, and they're like, come on, this big man is yelling I miss you. Outside he is eating strawberries and it's only wearing socks and doing a puppet show. We only have forty strawberries in the whole cities were meant to be rationed out. He keeps talking about Ukraine and doing bits with his penis and conkaballs.

It's much too loud. Kians and Frank were going to take a quick break. We'll be right back against sex. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out and we're back. Wow. We just end up with a Dick Puppet Show in Iceland. Never been nice. I haven't either. Your favorite place you've ever been, I imagine you've traveled the world. Um, it leaves right up there. But then there you know, there's places that are great cities, and there's places that like the Milda is a great resorts, you know the thing.

But that's not like, wouldn't want to live there. No, but that's good. That's good. So I would say, yeah, probably Italy. I'm a big fan of Germany me too. I love Berlin. I love Germany. I've been numerous times. I'll go to Europe, I'll try something else, and then I'm like, wow, let's just go back to Germany too. It's surprising I was not a big brat west in a role. It's like the size of yeah, yeah, it's good, good stuff, it's good. I did. They had a big outdoor.

They do, like a big outdoor karaoke at like a flea market in Berlin. Some guy just like rides to bicycle with a giant karaoke machine and then it's like German singing, like Frank Sinatra and like German accents. It's like free and weird, and they're always like this used to be the death zone where the wall was so they would kill anyone who tried to escape the East. And now it's a club and you're like, that's right. It was right there when I was twenty one, all right,

and I went drinking with a big thing. Yeah bears die. I shagged one of the birds in the was she wearing the Steine outfit after the thing, I'm bringing his beers and the full German outfit. That was. That was a real tourist adventure. And then there the next day

I was there. I was talking to a girl twenty one, you know, and I was drinking, drinking, drinking, and I was talking to this girl, al right, has been funny, and that those stuff, I drank it so much that I just vomited under the table and thought she probably didn't see that, continued talking to her. She walked away. Smart girl, Smart girl. You know what I like that? You took a swing though that was the swing of a champion. I thought it was a subtle vomit. Oh yeah,

godfree Nugget, That Godfree nugget always taken the swing. Went to the World Cup in Jimmy and she has six smashing time. Oh yeah, oh yeah, he must have liked all the little beer of its very much, very very pervy. Gary was very pervy Gary. I love it. That's great, that's fantastic news. Here we are, so Rachel. If we mentioned Germany and I bragged about shagging a bird and hitting on someone, I'm having a real good show. Great,

I'm here for him. I would say, we want you to this is this is it's fantasy sweets dead, that's what we're all talking about. Hey, Anna, have you ever had a one night stand? Yeah? In Europe just in my youth. I had a similar youth used to take taken cocaine and they say, yes, you don't need to ask the one nuts stage stands. I've had someone night stands.

I used to. I used to go to Europe a lot because I have friends who lived there and I would That's where I did all my debauchery out with everyone. I didn't sleep with everyone, but I made out with everyone. Actually a lot of Australians, because they're everywhere, everywhere, many every roust and I've ever met is on around the world one year party ticket that just flat and they're

like working as like chair liftop. They do a thing with Britain, and I think now it's changed because we have since Britain stuft the EU, we have bigger connections in can Trouble. But there's a there's a rule, and used to me when I was younger, if you go there before you turn twenty seven, you get two years where you can travel around Europe and do whatever you want, which Americans don't get this same thing. Canadians get a year.

I think, so you get you get two years, but the rule is you're not allowed to do an occupation that furthers is a career, so you can't have a good job. You just gotta have ship kicker, bartender jobs. So the image of Australians around Europe is we're always working on schels because we're all doing menial work like I'm cutting this tree down. You're like, okay, you know what, you know what they made the British do. So when the British visit Australia, because you know, Australia's place, yeah,

not a landlocked an island. Um, so we don't have as many fruit pickers as you do here in America. I don't know how to say this gently, right, right, We don't have as many people to pick the fruit and something. So English too want to come over and live for a year, they have to go into the outback for six weeks first and pick fruit. So we put the pasty English people in the sun just pick an apples for us before they are allowed out in

the general populace. And then they're like, you've done your time, enjoy Australia. Not the toughest son, but why can't you do a job that would further your career because they don't want us going over to England and then taking jobs. And also if you take a job, then a company might go it will sponsor you, and then they've got another immigrant living there. You know what I mean? But

I did. I just did stand up and just told him I wasn't doing it and did cash in hand until eventually I got on some TV shows and they gave me a visa. I muscled my way into the country through lies. I like this for you. That's worse all right, here we go. Susie did not sleep well. She was freaking out. She cannot handle it again. I do not like how he handled it. But I'm like, girl, and I understand, what did you think he signed up

for Jesse just sitting around as well. He was just ready to go, Like, is there a problem, oh, Jesse. I don't want a new host. I want a new host. He's not he's not doing too it's not helping, and he's a perfectly nice He looks too much like Colton Clayton. I was trying to hit the tea. I was so worried about hitting the tea that Clayton m Clinton So okay. So then Rachel returns. Susie's freaking out, and then Rachel says, I'm really sorry. In advance. She's like we what what

the fuck? She's like, it's gonna be a tough week for all of us seeing all of us come home. Susie starts crying. She's like, it's too good to be true. So up next is our sweet Gabby. Gabby is bundled to stay warm. He's got a dune buggy. She's so cute. She just starts giggling. She goes, I am so dead, what is going on here? It's so cold. She just wanted to go on a cruise and have strawberries, and now they're exploring the beach. She didn't want to be

in a buddy doing buggy. It was freezing where she was already like knocking the cave dive. At the end of the credits, right she was saying, oh, she could have it. I don't want to bloody do that. Yeah, and now you're in a dune buggy. I love when she was like, it's Iceland and it's called so white bundled, and it was thought. It was so cute. She was so cute. Was also and she's from Colorado, so she's but she had like a little tiny coat. I'm like, it was a good coach. She had a huge hit layer.

She was so cute. She's so cute. She was a good sport as well. And yeah, she's like, is it gonna be my turn? Do I get to drive? She's so cute. I just think she's She goes, she's a driver. She can't be stopped about herself. I love her. Um, and then she goes, what did you think of my family? He's like they were fun. She said it it went

so well. It was very emotional and then um, and then he was saying that one of us had to start to open up, and he's like, and it was you, and he goes, I am falling in love with her, and then he wore the They went back and uh, he had the coat on, and they go to dinner and he says, everything you said, I thought, you know, I just wanted um guys in the past. They just wanted you know, fun, Gabby. They didn't want other sides of me. And then he's like, I'm proud of hearing

about your past and what you've dealt with. And I realized, I am falling in love with you. I am, I've had these feelings. Thank you. It just feels right to tell you. I wrote down. No. Then they go to a hot tub and they have an eagle. This is the place I would want to stay in one of the JEO things. I don't read me stay there. I wanted to stay in the year um question. And they like pulled blinds down because it was fully all windows.

I think they can't. So that means if normally, if you're there, it secluded, but now you have a full production team because watch you in here. Yeah you want to watch them? That's actually great. Oh yeah, I would love to go there. Well, that was one of these things. I want to go there and we'll see the northern lots, and there's two days go back to Germany. You go back to Germany. Yeah, you get it, you get it. Agreed,

eat whatever. Their main food is Icelandic, Icelandic postmas um. Meanwhile, Susie, it's like I'm spiraling as she went down the spiral staircase. Um. And then and then he is like it is She's She's just freaking out. She's crying. She's like, sex is a connective thing for me with somebody. Susan has already worked herself up into a frenzy. Susie was like a whole situation that he is going to have to deal with. But then he dealt with it so poorly, so poorly.

I thought I was actually going to be on his side, and then he was such a dick. They were both connor Ross. Yeah they were because I saw her point. I saw her and I saw his. But he could have handled it much. Oh, he handled it like such a bro He was such bro um. So then they cut, So they go back and forth between her crying and then them in the fantasy suite. She's like, it would suck to not end up with Clayton. I don't know what to do. I feel like it's ending. Um and

then cut to breakfast in bed. He was she was so cute. He brought out the breakfast. She goes, where's yours? And then she's a huge breakfast and the champagne and she's like, this is mine. And then he said, falling in love feels effortless with you. It's easy. It just makes so much sense. You're easy to fall in love with. I'm falling more and more in love with her every moment. I was kind of surprised to hear that, because, like, I felt like he definitely likes her, and I think

he enjoys spending time with her. But it felt different than like Rachel. To me, he seemed happier with Gabby in a weird way. But I agree with you. I feel like I think he actually had fun with her, Like but he goes, it's hard to walk away, And then here we go Hillary Clinton coach, Hey, Gabby, one more thing. I just want you to know he was so psyched to do this, he knew he had his best. Come on, I just want you to know, I am falling in love and it feels so good. And what

did Gabby say back? I don't just like you. I don't even know I'm laughing. I think she was like laughing at him, like you're such an idiot, but in a cute way. Did she say I love you too or something? Yeah, they were cute like that code He has no game. This guy has no game. He's not cool at all. I don't know he's doing all right in a week and they're pretty hot. Oh man, I I just it wasn't it hard to watch him saying I am so in love with you. It's a big error,

would you do? He's done the other ones? He said I'm in love with and he said I'm falling in love with Gabby's Gabby's coming lost. But it's still Yeah, she's gonna be eliminated now. She's going to be the third life I'd married just to hang out with her grandfather. She's fine face sitting jokes with the old baby that, oh yeah, Oh. I feel like he could have been my grandpa. He would have gotten me and accepted me. I feel like she might be bachelorette because she's so popular.

She's so fun, like people online really like her. She's got like the sad family but then also the fun, dirty Grandpather I'm sure of every time that she wants to, Like she has the conversation with Clayton and she has a serious chat like I just want you to know I'm moving forward and blah blah blah blah blah. And then he's like, I'm so happy that you could just like speak normally or like something like, yeah, stop saying to be fun. She's fun. Let her be fine. She's

just having a conversation with you. It wasn't like she finished the chat and then there was a flower on a lapel. I mean, that's the thing. I'm sure you get this too. I feel like, you know, at the end of the day, if you're sort of a silly person, like but you're still a human being, if you still have a conversation with people, it's like you have to

always not always silly. No, you don't have to always do bit you're chatting to Gabby, She's trying to make a serious point and you just smash a mudp crap pot mudplies that ever did it with? You can't like Anna, Anna, where's your crown on your hair? Your trophy? Oh my god? Okay, so then we have um So that was it, and that is so then she goes home, she's like, it feels awkward. We wrote in a dune buggy and there was a your It was small, but it had a

huge bed in the middle. Like they all insinuated that they had sex very clearly, and then she's sorry in advance. Yeah, really kind of like even if you're not having sex, you're gonna be sleep because like if you went with Susie to the fantasy sweet, that would have been no fantasy. If she would I'll go, that would have been a not of arguing till the we fuckings. I mean also like he should have just cut his losses and been like I've got too great other options. But I think

he really doesn't like Susie the most. I guess because he got two. He was just so entitled. He was like I deserved Like it was like he was like I deserved this. I deserved to sleep with her, Like that's how he was acting. All Right, we're gonna any final thoughts on the Gabby of it all. I love Gabby. I love Gabby. Yeah she might be bachelorat do you feel like that, Like say, it's like nothing, no drama happened. I feel like Gabby would have been cute. I agree

with you. I think Gabby would have been next. I think it would have been Rachel and Susie. Dr banana. You're a doctor who would have been cut next? I think Gabby she would have left him fallen down the stage, ye out a banana, yell wearing like a curtain dress, like what's her name? Like you know the Carol Burnett. All right, I'm gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back. I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here, I think I gotta

take I'll pit your break, al right. So Susie's freaking out. We see her call out, We see her call out Gabby's bed head. I thought it was kind of a rude move. Also like, yeah, I don't I think she was like trying to get information. I think she was fishing. Yeah, it looks like you've got BedHead. She did sleep in the bed. Yeah. But then when Gabby felt vulnerable, she goes, is it okay? Is that a Cumstein? Yeah? Even take dad? How did you get her craft? The craft hut? So

then to you back, just freaking out. She doesn't want to cry. She's no reason to me cry. Um so then Clayton is also freaking out in his in the moments, He's like, I have told two women I am in love with them. I one thousand percent going to shatter somebody. It's like yeah, nada, yeah obviously. Um so he's crying. He's like, I wanted to fall in love. I wanted if I did not want to fall in love with multiple people. Well, now I got the preview of his

family guing you've only got yourself to loved. I loved I love that dad being like, well you fucked up. I loved his dad. You're doing this every they hate you. Oh, They're like, they're like, I can't play football anymore. Bite in the US, you gotta run with the horses. Don't piss like a pony. Sid not. But the ship did you think was gonna happen? The mom also looked pissed. Yeah, she was like, I wore my America's scarf in the first episode for you. I put I bought a scarf

for America and I put it out for you. So then Susie's blending her makeup with a sponge and it's so windy and he goes do the jump and she was like no, a refusal to do the greeting jump because I am happy to see you. She think it's hailing. It was a horrible day. It did not make me want to go to Iceland. And they're out there, they're standing like a hail storm, freezing, and he goes, I'm going one question for you. Do you have your swimsuit? And I thought, never has there been weather that let's

make me? I had in cold and hot and cold like they're in hell week for the for the Navy Seals. She sleep deprivation everything. This girl's already sparling out of control emotionally. Let's put a temperature up and down, up and down that broke them up. Your dat's gonna be called Menoples' supposed to provide clarity or something. It's like, oh, you're breaking them up, and thank you. Oh they were. Their producers got meaner since Elon left. Okay, So then

she goes, um so then uh, she goes. She goes because you know where we are. She's like a hob at Holl's like, it's the sky lagoon. Did geo thermal water? First you go to the cold Miss It looked brutal, trying to look cute and buddy shivering. And she's so cute. She's cute as a button from everything we know about her, she's sweetest kimber. They took this darling. I mean she's on brand. She feels very bachelor ready. Yeah. People would I mean guys would kill to go out with her.

And she feel looks she got the red dress though, so she didn't lose completely. No, I mean overall the place seems cool though that they went to. Oh yeah, just on that again. Yeah, getting get in the hair, get in the missed room and then and then they do the cold plunge and they have to put salt all over his body. His chest hair is weird, like does he shave it? Looks saves it and then it's

always half grown back. It grows back a little bit and he started ain't bloody worry with bloody met him into bloody hair and the chasty I'd rather have hair on the chest. Yeah, I get getting rid of the back here. You don't want the maybe wax like wax. Don't shave. You can say, is it true if you shave like it comes back thicker. Yeah, just wax it. Just do a wax situation it's like a five o'clock shadow on his chest and it's kind of like red, you know. It's like He's like, I feel it's like

a ginger beard. Just situation. I feel like there's like a pinkness to the skin and her thick readiness to the hair. I don't know, there might be fire. The whole used to scream about herself. I said, I just had like a little PTSD from my early comedy career. Did they do a self scrub? I've never had a text with highter, by the way, I was just hanging

out with a man screaming fire. All. Um, She's like, I have really been looking forward to this and I feel good about being back in the no, Like, I'm wondering, how does she feel? And she goes she feels nervous, And then we watched her drag a centaur through the water on her back. She was a good sport during the dice. She was a good she rose to the challenge. She didn't ruin the dice, she didn't take her spiral staircase like the mirror has who faces SI dragging a centaur?

She was a good sport. So then, um, she's like, I feel helpful. He's like my love for her. He does talk like he's just learned, Like he's just like he's just learned how to speak from another alien plan, Like my love for her is on a whole other level. That is football coaches like coach Tailor is for her. Clear eyes calls love for hers on another level. And then the northern lights. I would like to see the northern lights, thank you. Um, get in a good, get me in a girt, put me in a year to

go a little splunker. You really have to go with somebody, right, it's not a girls trip. It's really a couple. That's right. If you got that's all right. If you've got to do the girt year, you have to have the shag. The shag, it's just gonna be happening. So then and then he goes, this is the biggest night of the entire journey. She's like, um, well, excuse I know when I'm not willing to compromise on. She shows up. She's got a great, plunging green v dress like j Lo,

I mean great dress. Her cleavage was on point. She came to not fun him looking on fire fire. She came to not fucking She put like she would rebut him on blast of what he could have had. Well, if he hadn't had sex with other people, she might have. Of course, I'm just saying, but it's hard because these are the rules of the game. But he fucked up ultimately with the I'm in love with you to everybody else. He played it like an idiot, but I did. At first.

I was like, girl, looks so deep. Do you think you miss not? Okay? Cupe it. Yeah. At first I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Susie be cool? And then I was like, whoa, I'm totally for my girls, Susie. Did you go through that journey? Yes, because at first I was like, this is the show. I understand where

she's coming from. I understand that would be upsetting and that things have gotten an emotional and she even said in the beginning she said to him like, oh, I want you to explore the relationships, and then she changed her mind. But that is the show, that what happens. That's what happened. And I think she actually she explained herself well, she handled it so well. He did not. She did say, she said, maybe I'm expecting too much, but this is something that's bothering me. You know, I

can't get over it. Do you wonder though, how there was there a time she could have brought it up earlier, like at the clock tower that they had the clock tower thing, right, or they the clocks are here, she brought it up before, right, Yes, she waited and didn't tell him she was a virgin until I think they're um fantasy, fantasy sweet. But that's the first original reason why they made all the girls stay together to try and force her into admitting it. It was like a

panic room technique from the producer. And then they continued to do that in the outback. Tell you have to chat to each other to cut back to the girls watching you crying. That's all your body gotta do. This is probably filmed before you. Yeah, probably something terrible was happen. Something else was happening. So here we are, he starts out. He goes, I loved Croatia. Now that's when she did the clock tower. It shows you to be the first

one to do it. It made it actually really was effective, Like he she was the first person to say it so, And it was also after he'd had like that saga with some people said Sarah, I loved for He goes, I forgot what it felt like soon as you can do better than Clayton. Of course. I mean that's the thing, like you are like, if you're not with him, you're better off. So you're an amazing woman and you can do so much better. He tells her, I told you I was falling in love with you. I am in

love with you. She goes, oh my gosh, oh my gosh. I wanted you to know. I hadn't told you. I wanted to tell you. She's like, well, uh, there are some things I can't compromise on. I feel uncomfortable. Um, I am not willing to let go of. Have you slept with another woman? And I just about you to know it wouldn't be possible for me to move on because there's an engage and lies and says, I admit a little bit. You didn't say one. He said, yes,

he was single. Well, he was intentionally vague. He goes, I have slept with someone else here and I have told someone He said, I am, And he was like, so intentionally vague. He goes. He goes, I am shared, and he goes. She goes, and if I am sharing your love with someone else. I would not be comfortable. I have to say. She has a point. He could have gone the other way. He should have just been bald about it and gone a yeah, yeah, let me tell you some titles. Gabby, you can shape yourself like

a pretzel. I believe that. So then he goes um, He's like, um, well I'm shocked. I'm I'm shocked. I mean you did so, you did say to explore the relationships. Then he gets cheery. He's like, look to answer your question, yes I have slept with someone else, and yes I have expressed the feeling of love. Uh to think, well, if you're in love with me, it doesn't make sense for you to sleep with someone else. Well, he goes a live a different feeling with different people, Jim, what

is that is having a different feeling with different people? Yeah, he's like, He's like, I don't think he's really in love with all three of them. I think he doesn't really know them all well enough, you know. But he says, I am the most in love with you, most in love with her. He looks at them like stock market things and going up and now on the ticket where he goes, oh, this one I'm a little bit more in love. This one's down today, this one's up today.

But love doesn't happen that way. Love doesn't happen in the good times. Love happens that in the bad times. That's right, Jim Jeffrey, Well that's why. Also, I was like, if she really liked him that much, wouldn't she even attempted to fight for him in any way? Well, this

is the thing. We're going to find out very clearly how much she is in love with him, because now she's gone back to the hotel, she has time to reflect whether she's being silly, whether this is something she wants to give up on, or whether he was such a big jerk. Then he has time to reflect that. I've got to talk to her. I got to see her. You know, we know there's a rose ceremony where and there's a door. There's a door. I'm pretty sure Susie's behind or it could just open it up and his

dad's They're going, you idiot. I can't wait for his dad. You've always been a disappointment. Yes, I can't Waite is just pissed, Clayton. Your brother is already fucking teddy. He gets things done. It feels like Jesse Palmer came out. He did get hot headed. He was like very clearly knew that they were going to need Jesse that was coming to a head because normally like he was mocked

up ready to go. He liked that he'd been drinking like vodka and like the ice Castle, like like those ice hotels, Like he feels like they like, yeah, yeah, blood, you get given a jacket's like are you staying here? We'll give you the equipment one of my bowling Yeah,

you know what I mean. And then you drink and mittens drinking and drink out of a glass out of an ice class sticking to your lip, and you're like I did tour in Alaska with some I went with a bunch of male comedian rascals to the ice Hut and then I watched Bill. I watched Bill Dwyer's finger get like bit bit. They didn't get a bit off, but I watched his fingers get bit by the puppies of like the I did a rod like at that same ice or like that, like the Bob sled those

like dog sled. I watched like one of the Bill Dwyers, like I used to send cons to women. I did ROD. Let your friends know I did a ROD. I feel like she's like, I'm just so confused. Um, He's like, I feel like I don't even know you anymore. Like I'm like, I'm looking at this person I don't even know. Yes, I have fallen in love with three women and she can't move forward. That is shattering to me. I mean,

why why would she have done this to us? Like Jesse said, you guys, I know that was something that you were fearful of. Yeah, I can't advice. I can't like you were worried about this. Okay, well I'll leave now, Yeah, hotel, she goes. She's just toured me apart. I don't feel like I can leave here with you. You've made up your mind. Uh. In my mind, you just invalidated everything we had and it was really true. Why would you not bring this up if you were committed to me?

I didn't even know who I am looking at anymore. Um, anything you say to me doesn't matter anymore. I feel like in a fight, he was at a healthy seventh day, but I feel like, take the cameras off, you'd be up to a nine. Lost the ship without the camera and then he did say, I'm sorry, I lost it. I have my faith faith. Sorry, I yelled, which is not like me. Yeah, he knew this is out a character for me. What happens when you let third graders picked the bachelor? They picked, um, we all, we all

didn't want to, they pick their peer. They picked could make a fort You're right, You're right he was pissed. YEA. I will say though, Susie's like count was making me crazy the way she was like, like, I just so like I wanted to Like, I was like, just what this is going? This is this conversation is at this point I was even like shut it down. She was as she clearly had her point, She was trying to be kind, she was getting gas. I did understand his

point of why didn't you bring this up? But also like, if you're really that in love with me, why are you telling to other people you're in love with them and you're having sex with both of them? Yeah? I get my mind on the batchelor. I'd give you the past for the sex, just don't tell everyone you're also in love with them. Yeah, that's where the love is the problem for me. You could go funk my two friends.

I think he said in love to the other two is well, I know you can't go and you know, like when he's when the cameras are off and they just laying in bed, it would have just been I love you, I love you too, I love you, and ship you can have sex with friends, but don't tell them that you're in love with both of them before like everyone Actually, yeah, that's what I feel like. That's the that's that's the game we all signed up for.

And Jim, I think you're ready that. I don't know Rachel, Like, looking back, I don't think Rachel would have had sex with him if he hadn't said it. No, I don't think she would have. And so like does he mean it? Then I feel like it. I feel like I feel like Gabby would have had sex with Yeah, I think Gabby what regardless? I mean, I wondered he didn't strike me so much as like a crushed collector like Ariad did, who like just loves to say they're in love in

the moment. But now, do you think he's in love with these three people or do you think that he thinks he's Yes, I do, I do think he thinks he is with Ray I think with Rachel and with Susie, maybe not Gabby. I think he's so tickled by Gabby and I think she's so warm that and I think he's plainly never been with somebody of the personality we've all done to those people where you're like, I'm not

quite there, but this person is kind of perfect. Yeah, I gotta I gotta explore this good qualities, yeah them, and this would be a good wife and a good you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, Gabby, you'd have a fun time, should be a good wife. And I think like she surprises him because he probably doesn't date women with big personalities. Like she's fun. I hope she's a bachelorette. She reminds me of like Caitlin. Yeah, she's

just fun. She's fun. And I think they might choose like interesting guys for her, like not the typical case kerky erk kirky. So how do you think it ends? Well? You just when I have like an autistic season of the Bachelor. I watched that show. Have you watched in is good in Australia? It's so good. I loved it. I loved Ronan was the same there was the tall ginger when the cars go by. My favorite was every daty would have you go my pleasure? Sweet? He's so sweet.

I love it. Okay, here we go, So we want a Gabby love on the spectrum sort of situation. I love that she's so sweet. All right, you guys, how do you think it's going to end? Before we do our He's gonna end up with nobody? Um, and he's going to try to make a play to get Susie, and Susie's gonna say no, and everyone's pret okay. I like that. Everyone's all right, all right, Dr? And who's the bachelor at Teddy or Gabby or um crazy Susie? Interesting?

I mean, what if one of them was pregnant? Oh my god, it would be so well, they would be pregnant by now mere hidden away. We don't, all right, Dr Branana, How do you think it ends? I think yeah, that when he reveals that he slept with both, which he really didn't need to do, and that he was in love with all of them to the two in the rose ceremony, that they are too upset and they leave. Because it sounds like in the previews that Gabby rips

him a new I loveby. I love this. But also it's like it's like when they have been intimate with both of you and I have told I mean in love with three, and then they both just run off the corners to cry. I just run. I can't wait. I cannot wait. The bigger player would have been like one of them runs up to cry, and I will be like, I'm good, give me a Yeah. Also, like,

maybe you have this conversation privately, you idiot. Why is he telling them like produces, you have to you have to fish up because why why why is Susie not there? Why did she leave? She was upset because of shagged By. He's got evil producers that are misguiding him every up of the way. He made every decision wrong from Cheney from beginning to end. He played his whole season. You know who's upset the guy who brings the rings. Oh, they dusted off the corpse of and he's had a

spray tan. Yeah, he's like, I'm ready to give these bloody rings out. Now there might be one kind of show. The books Princess cut in a while, I guess, Yeah, we haven't had a successful Yeah, because last from the Blood Diamond range from Together but oh no, but I mean from The Bachelor, that's true. We had poor Matt James, like at the end there was a controversy. We had Clayton jumping the fence, up in the fence, James end up with her again, he did. They're cute together. Actually,

they're really cute. They seem happy. Yeah, there, they seem like they seem kind of cute. Yeah. I saw them on Dancing with the Stars, like I think if you don't like they showed her a few times because I was like curious what he was like on They seem to have fun together. I mean, I don't know. Okay, all right, here we go. All right, okay, you guys, let's talk about the merch. We know it wasn't on our site, but now today's the day. Go and I'll

put the photos in our instagram, my posting. I will put the photos of the different shirts, and then we're gonna get our hands on. So but they're so cute. How much do we love STEP shirts? Tell me your feelings about Steps shirts? Dr Banana, Um, I think they're so cute. I can't wait. I need to send you what I want so I can start rocking the champ I think I'm gonna get a T shirt and a hoodie. I want a champot. Yeah yeah, I feel like I think we need stickers too. I do feel like I

also need becoming a champion. I feel like I need that. And then I also love the centaur Center works. But the one that has like the stars is really cute. The trophy when they're all really cute, it's gonna be here. I just love it, and um, please get them and tag us and we're gonna do a giveaway and I don't know how yet, but maybe we'll do that at the beginning of next season. Um, you guys, we got some fun reviews. So here we are closing out this season.

We are now up to one point eight. We're trying to get to one point nine. I believe we can do it. If you haven't liked us in a while, go try to like us again. Give it a go. I don't know. UM, let's see all right, here's a five star review. Champion Drawer. Whitney. The drawer was a champion. Although this goes without Sarah saying, please keep sharing. You're all champions. Um, you know what I did to be

a champion today. I had a drama audition that I had to do this morning that I didn't like I got last night, and I felt like, I, you know I do, I work hard, but I was really tired and I ran lines for it with my friend. But I felt judgmental towards myself, like, oh, you're we're going to get this year, two blonde. You don't seem like you have gravitas enough. And then I was like, no, don't take yourself out of the race. You're champion. So

I did it and like it required like tears. I actually got real tears in it, and like I whether or not I book it, I I honored my contract with myself. I did it. I did a good job, and I sent it in. You gave it your all. I gave it my all. I I I took as big as a swing. Why not me? Why would you do to become a champion? Today? Today? I or this week? This week when I played tennis like a champion? I did quite well okay in my clinics And uh, last week, did you did your commercial like a champion? Yes? I

did my commercial like a champion. That was really fun. Would you do like a Champion Katie uh So, Anthony was picking him up from the airport and I was writing very late, and I drove from where I live, which I won't say exactly where, but it's northeast l A. I dive from there to l A X in twenty five minutes. That's a champion. Now there another one. The thing I didn't very good. Here's one and I can't

because it's on my phone. I kick at the full title of this, but it's from Karrie J Keenan five Stars Champions of I'll say podcasting, tune in for your weekly Champion mindset, life coaching, and laughing wildly until you really worded out a stranger in public. It doesn't matter if you watch any of the Bachelor shows. Listening to Arden, Tanna and Katie and company is a highlight of a week. They got me off Grief Island and they are getting me through core times. Also, it's not just a podcast,

it's a community. Connecting with williamcept this Rose and tweeters recruit on Twitter and Instagram. Is turning listeners into friends. It's true. It's a nice community and it's fun to also see everyone responding to each other. We do have really nice Oh we don't. We're also going to do um, we're adding to our store, which we're really excited. Roland Mechanic one of our listeners I had put it in

my instant grand post last week. He was the one our listener who made us that beautiful drying of Clayton the center saying I'm becoming a um uh yeah. And we're gonna also sell you can get his murder if you want to support him. Yeah, So he's gonna it's gonna be up in our store as well. So thank you Roland. And again it's fun like just to have the community. So his is the one. You'll know which one it is when you see it's the one with the man in the horse. Um. So we're super excited

about that. We did have some technical difficulties yesterday, but all the shirts are up on the site now and if not, if you're having any issues, just tweet at me at Anna Hosting and I'll help you. Um. Here's an email we got. You can email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com. This is from Aaron V champion of podcasts High Art and Katie and Dr Banana. I'm currently on a plane flying from Portland, Oregon to Washington, d C. And I just finished listening to Dr Dick.

I gotta say this was one of my favorite episodes so far. Give Whitney kudos because she was so funny and had great insight into the show. I started watching Bachelor with Matt James because I was stuck inside during the pandemic, and my best friend Casey suggested I watched and join her Rose League to make the short more exciting. Um. She also stuck me into the podcast. I'm so glad

that I did. Your episodes are highlighted my week. I saved them for walks with my rescue dog, and I find myself belly laughing and looking like a joyful psycho in front of my neighbors. UM. So thank you. This is a great show. Not only does it bring so much joy to my life, but it's helped grow my relationship with my best die. Thanks for rescuing a dog right uh final shout out. I really appreciate Katie's regular plug for animal welfare organizations. That's always go adopt a dog.

I worked at or rabbit or chicken whatever for me, I worked in animal welfare for nearly ten years in various roles, from caring for the animals to fundraising on their behalf and I'm so glad to hear another animal lover on the podcast. You're a podcast champion. Can't wait for the next live show. So great. Um, that's it. Our new listener, Aaron. We love her. That's great. I love that. Let's go get our tweeter of the week. It's already over. I could talk him. Will you come back?

Will you come back one day? Next we can do a finale with us. I'll try Tuesday or Wednesday. I already know what's gonna happen and not gonna bloody. I'm not gonna end up with anybody. Okay, great, will you come and right now, Susie Dams are lit up? Will you come play with us? It's a lot. She liked some of our tweets too, She says one of her biggest will come on downfalls. She always searches her own name on Twitter. I love her. That's what you do early on in fame, and then you stop doing that.

In the beginning, You're like, I wonder if people like me, will you help us pick a tweeter of the week. Yeah? All right? This is from and we're doing our Sleep Crown give away, so get ready to get to sleep to go to your dream portal. This is from Laura Ka at Laura Catherine Kay. I can't wait to see how the Bachelor Producers fit a hot tub at the bottom of a volcano. This is from a b W

at host Body. Hello, wayfair, I'd like my giant moose colored tufted headboard delivered to my unmarked geositic dome in Iceland, Grazia. And you don't happen to have sell a Cobalt women's overcoat circuit Hillary's Stronger Together era? Do you know just the headboard that? Okay? Um okay. This is from Joanna at Joe Underscore Walter sixteen. Susie, I'm spiraling producers, Hey SEUs, can you walk down this giant cylindrical staircase real quick?

No reason? This is from Justin Paul Spade to Justin Spade. This silence during the pre bang hang in the post nut hut between the contestants is what I imagine the dark side of the moon. Tell playing um Carly at Rose Pedal Underscore, C C Clayton, what do I do about Susie Jesse fuck man. I don't know. I'm just your reflection in a mirror. This is from Mrs Right at Girl without a Chat. Clayton is giving off. I need to speak to the manager. Vibes talking to Jesse Palmer.

You staid I would sleep with three. I only slept with two. Where's my refund um? Okay, here we go, here's two more. This is Sarah at Sarah teacher mom. I can't believe this, but I think Clayton will set a new Bachelor record by coming in fourth in his own season. It's okay. When they when they said to the women until they go, they go, I hope you're okay. One of it was like, how do you treat people like that? Oh? Yeah, probably because he loves Maybe she's

like Susie was wrong. He loves Susie. Maybe he was that. Some of them got mad at him at the woman tell all. They were like, you did something wrong. But then Teddy goes, I know what happened, and I hope you're okay. So that was that was weird. Yeah, I know what happened, Ie, you're okay. I have four more. Maybe if he just bloodied. I would like to marry both of you is unconventional. Yeah we can Mormons. Yeah, we're we're we're gonna be uh ethically nominogamous. Here, here

we go. Here's four more. Um, this is Curly at Rose Pedal and just scores. C. C. Clayton's got to find a way to get Susie to the Fantasy suitet so we can get the tri fucked you. Um k a K loves gy. I've never seen someone come out of a twelve week long paper dream quite like Jesse Palmer emerging from behind a bush at three am in the middle of Iceland to tell his younger self that he was afraid this would happen. He really did look like his eyes were like very you're like, this is

brand Paulson at Beer. It seems illegal to air this episode on International Women's Day. Um, and that's it, all right? What are your top two? I like Women's Day, I like there is the I like spiral. I like I like reflection in a mirror reflection. I like reflection. Okay, so reflection in the mirror spiral. Those are top two? Yeah, okay, great, okay, great, alright, so number one this is from Joanna at Joe Underscore.

Walter sixteen, Susie, I'm spiraling producers. Hey, sus can you walk down this giant cylindrical staircase real quick, no reason? Or Carly at Rose Pedal underscore c C Clayton all capitals. What do I do about, Susie Jesse fuck man? I don't know. I'm just your reflection in the mirror, reflection in a mirror or spiral staircase, cylindrical cylindrical cylindrical stack ice, Okay, reflection a mirror or spiraling. I'm gonna go reflection. I

like reflection. I also like reflection. Three for three Carly at Rose BLECC, you just got yourself a Sleep Crown. Email us your your mailing address and they will get you. And we have a new code. There's a new code if you want your discount for your Sleep Crown. To get your dream portal for discount, go to sleep Crown dot com back slash w y A t R and put in the code shrimp SHP. You have, Jeffries. You're

a real chappy. Thanks for having me shows you can like everything in vigas this weekend Friday Saturday Mirage and then I'll be in Salt Lake City and they still tickets for all three of those shows, but Mirage and and Something. I've seen this tour, the Moist tour, and it is so funny. Do you we all need to laugh right now? All macrons down, take a seconds laughter

more than ever. I have to say. I feel like it does right Um and and I are doing our summer house and then we're gonna do Love is Blind on Patreon and we have our merch and we'll talk about that when we do our stuff later Love is Blind episodes. We're going to do that. Do you want to come join us about Love is Blind? I wouldn't stay in a chance. You know what I mean that nisily fill your money, but you're funny. Do you know? Listen to me? No, listen to this my voice I called.

I had to redo my passport, so I called to like find out at this place near me did pictures and I was like, hey, do you do passport photos? And the guy goes, um, for adults, we do, And I'm like I'm an adult and say, okay, yeah we do. What I was thinking, like, what child? What like latch key kid is trying to get out of the country so bad that they're organized enough to get their own passport photo takes. Think you have a child's voice, you can, they'll take them with kids or anything. I got ye

for adults, we do. Yeah, I don't think my voice but like I have a specific voice. I like my voice, but I think I think it's like a specific sound. Yeah, I just think that it's too much on the quality of your voice. I'd have to like get learned if I sound cute with learyngitis? And how do you ask if someone's got a nice body or a nice looking face? What are the roundabout questions? Well, there's a dude on

this season and episode one who asks it. What is he ask He goes, he like somehow was like joking about picking someone up? And he goes, well, would I be able to pick you up? I haven't, Yes, you could do this, you could go who what celebrity? Do people say you look like? You know what? I don't? Yeah, things like this. I'd lie about myself. I mean I'm into honking. Right. Do you do a lot of physical activities?

That's all that's all about? Right? Is there anybody that you an injuries that you would not want to end up with that's on the Yeah, there's one dude is like the worst. Okay, okay, I haven't you know if my episode one that I haven't finished it. I only watched, like, I only watched like the first two or three. I can't wait. There's one. Dude is just like you're just like, oh, you're the worst human cool looking looking at love or looking full of love. Yeah, and no one's glad to talk.

You just have a look at each other. I like that. It's the same premise if you just stare at each other all the time. I feel like I feel like that's all of Los Angeles is being on the apps for the first time. It's like, hey, it's true, it's just looking their fun once this weekend. Oh it is just looking. But even when you're in a bar when music it's loud, it's like, what the funk are we doing?

This is the environment we decided to meet people in. Yeah? Yeah, Well, also, have you seen the one that's too hot to handle? Where they have too It's a bunch of really hot people and they can't hook up or they I didn't see that. My brother and I watched. It felt so creepy to watch the watch in Rhode Island last summer and It felt like just watching really horned out people with my brother and my family. Dad was like, I can't. It was a lot of like horny gingers. It was weird.

I couldn't do it. They've got a show in Britain. This is I was just watching Telly. This is normal TV on one of the five regular channels, about eleven o'clock. Right. So what they do is they have men or women. So let's say a woman's picking five men behind doors. We talked this is the dating naked one, right, yeah, and they raised the door up a little bit. The first thing you get to see their feet, okay, and you like eliminate some people. This guy's got Fred Flintstone feet.

You can funk off hairy toad cut over here. There was one bloke who would obviously lost a leg in the war or something that you just had the flipper sticking down, so you can't get rid of him. You can't. You can't have him going too quickly. You get rid of one person, and then the barrier comes up a bit higher and then you can see their legs, and then the next barriers their dicks are just down. There's a regular TV. You just look at five they're doubt

about three dicks at this stage. You're looking at three different dicks, but they're flashing dicks, so you don't really know their potential until you see him go all the way and then you know it gets higher and higher and then right up until it gets to the neckline. They come out and they have to stand in front of each other naked, just like like the contestants naked

as well. They're stand in front of each other. Are going on dates and they're like, hello, I can't someone else told us about the show, so it's very much at my alley. We need to watch this. You can google images of it because in England when you just watching, you feel like you meant to be on some porn channel or something like that. You're like, this is is weird. That's like Prince Charlie. It's it's like when you're in England,

because they seems different. When you watch Hell's Kitchen in England without the bleeps fucking Hell, they say funk a lot. They're quite jarring. You're watching it because I want Hell's Kitchen with me, Sun I can't watching in England. It's just you fucking monkey, fucking donkey fucking the censorships all different, but England seems so stuffy. But then that's where I feel like you have like Charles be like, I want

to be your tampon to commit. Like there's like secret freaks in the English stuff when it comes to six. They're more liberal than Americans, are they there? F CC they don't care at all. Good for them. I'll tell you something that English women they were skippy outfits, whether their body deserves it or not. They it is bold and proud, off they go like the best. Yeah, they fucking they're fun. You can have a beer with them. They're alright, but I like that. Well, guys, what a

journey jim. Um. First of all, we obviously they have you both days. I know that Gareth Reynolds is doing next Tuesday with us if you'd like to do it this because he liked but I don't want to put any pressure on I love it. Okay, you guys, My name is rham Marine. Until next time, what's gonna happen? Goodbye? Hey Katie, you have any announcements you want to do? Um? Yeah,

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