"I'm McLovin' It!" With Matt McCarthy

you know what I mean? Because the show is so small minded, and the women are so small minded, and Becky got eliminated, and this whole fucking thing has taken a toll on me. I'm an intellectual. I read Kammu. Do you know that Kamu talked about the nature of our existence? I read Start, I read Dustoyevsky and this is and to say that, oh, Eddie, just because you read those books means you can't enjoy The Bachelor. Yes, it does. I read fine literature. I like find things

in life. This is starting to affect my ability to enjoy my life. I can't do it anymore. Arden and Aaron. Yes, I will watch this series to the end, but this episode almost fucking killed me. Okay. I'm a person who used to go to the ballet. Yes, I don't go there anymore. And I used to go to esoteric events and it's not happening because of this fucking show. Someone saved me. Now entering noticed dot com this rule you the Rose, into your world, Into your world, Matt McCarthy.

Once again, that was a magical Mark River singing Hi everybody. This is art of Marine Party Machine and you're listening to I believe episode eight of Will You Accept This Rose? Baby Girl? Episode great, episode Great. I am here with my good friend and my fellow Rhode Islander man, noodle buddy,

my noodle buddy, Matt McCarthy. Ladies and gentlemen, Well, hello there, Matt and I did a stand up show once um that was outdoors in a an Italian restaurant patio and there was like helicopters that kept flying low overhead, and it was it was it almost felt like a pop up stand up show. And a lady who kept popping out of her apartment window, yeah, who kept and asking

like like for suggestions on her outfit. But the diners didn't seem to know that they were going to be part of a comedy show, and so they didn't want it. They kept trying to talk. It was so awkward, and so I told Matt that I wanted to kill myself and he told me. He told me. I was like, oh my god, does it come to this? Has it come to this? And then he was like, you know what, let's we decided to be noodle buddies, like in a pool,

so you hang on. We both hung on to the other end of the noodles under um we I'm sitting here with Anna hoosnie a our producer, and our other producer, Katle Levine from the Nerds podcast. Katie, Yes, you are a huge Bachelor fan. So Matt, we have two things to discuss. Katie and I need to talk for second. And I believe he saw some of this Sunday night Valentine's Day Night. By the way, did you guys have nice? Nice weeks? Every anybody do anything exciting for Valentine's Daying

for anything? I bought my wife a heart shaped pizza where Taste Chicago and North Hollywood was delicious. Did she go to town on that? That is? That is good times? I kept saying, I was gonna I'm gonna get you a heart shaped pizza for Valentine's day, and you found it and I did. I also I booked a spat day to Saturday Glennis, Sweet baby Glennis. I'm busy a lot. And then she's you know, she's got the baby. So I was like, I'll take Jack for the day. We have a three month old at home. Matt is so

cute about you. That baby is so it's like a mini version. He's so cute. He's better looking than he's door. He's a really good looking My mom was holding the baby. She goes, you're gonna have a really easy life. Good looking people always do. The sad thing is that she's not wrong. I recently showed Matt a child. Matt and I both Matt's cousins. We recently found out where my babysitters my childhood baby. Yeah, that's really And he found out how to pronounce my last name. My last name

is pronounced marine. I never correct anybody. The whole comedy community calls you ardon because there's a y in it. But it's like, how I can't. I cannot single handedly shut that down. So I just I've just I've just rolled over and taken it for years until God bless your aunt. She started a revolution of saying, oh, you know Oddon Marine. That's my Rhode Island accent, right, you know Oddon Marine? You know on Pat wouldn't let it go. I guess I've been saying her name wrong. Oh, I

guess I wouldn't know that her name is Marine. I just lived down the street from her. And it turns out Aunt Pat was right. And I you know what, this is the year sixteen. I take back the night with my name Marie sixteen. Oh, deal with it? Okay, um, So let's just start out the twentie Bachelor. Tw Let's take a trip to Dana Point, California. Has there ever been? By the way, I love it? Think I'm a huge mansion.

They couldn't believe. They couldn't believe that Paul Sheer and Ken Marino showed up like they kept there was the first person they showed. They couldn't believe that Paul actually showed up. We gotta get Paul on to ask the Sheer fact that he was there to watch Jade and Tanner get married and was surrounded by so much male plastic surgery and did you On Instagram he posted a picture with Neil Lane and I comment, and I was like,

oh my god, you met Neil, Oh my god. And it's like, did you did you get free ice for that? You must have gotten free ice. Now let me just say, because I didn't start watching, I've only done a couple of seasons a Bachelor here and there and now. But Andrew, can I just start Andrew Firestone? How much plastic surgery? All the plastic surgery, all the plastic totally and his and his answer was so botox stuff like what did the Bachelor mean to me? And then I was the

twenty seven room and asking myself the roy questions. It's like, I don't know what has more Rubbert, like his family's tires or his face. And I never liked him when he was the Bachelor. I always thought he was a little SKEEZI yeah, he had lips too. I didn't want to make out with him. I did not want to make out with him. Um I I was. It felt like there's trouble in Paradise for Caitlin. So I hope

they break up. And they were say because they didn't talk to Nick, your boy friend, I wanted to talk to neck And then oh my god, she should have chosen so stupid and then Ashley, I, oh, we being about being in the friend zone. What happened in that house? Now? I know you love Ashley I sister, Oh yeah, there's not. One of the greatest moments in my life is watching her drag her suitcase across the beach Paradise here. What

is that family? What is it? By the way, the editors are back from Bachelor in Paradise edited at that because they had the crabs again. They had the crabs talking again, which I appreciated. Why is with that family? Seriously, all he said is I'm glad she Boy, could she not take a hint? She is like a heat see miss you know, twenty two or something. So she's just super young, Like she's just du How into Aladdin are how badly do you want to get in the bone

zone with Aladdin? That she looks just like Jasmine and it's meant to be mentioned that and then like like like and if you're gonna cry all the time on TV, cry like cute sweet, um keep sweet? Actually him this year who could cry adorably not like the ugliest crying you've ever seen. They get her loaded and then she just melts down. By the way, can we just give a shout out to the man cry Montage. I know again I missed the mesnic season, but I remember him.

He has a lot of botox speaking. I can't believe you could cry with that much non movement in his way. That guy is electric. Did he and he and his wife look happy? Now? They did good for them, they do.

I do remember when that happened, though, like afterwards, that the after with the rose or whatever, and he was like, I don't love you, Oh my god, no you we were saying, like just watching early on it's before like all the girls in the first seasons looked like real girls had they all look normal and real and like not you know what. I met him before he became

the bachelor. I remember when New Year's Eve his buddies go him telling me that he wanted to be an actor or he wanted to be Yeah, he wanted to be an actor. And I remember suggesting he going to like off Broadway theater and he's just like ha ha ha, oh no, I've got something much bigger at my sleeve. Turns out, what is he doing now? I don't know. I don't know what he does. Yeah, some of the

bachelors I'm like, I'm like, you're fighting for that. I also didn't know that the doctor from the doctor he neither. I didn't have him, did he. I guess he didn't pick anybody. There were so many people I forgot about, Like I forgot about I forgot about Jake and Vienna. I don't remember. I hated Vienna. She was dumb and I was like, why she why choosing her? I was mostly excited because you and Aaron had talked a lot about the girl that you think murdered her husband and

life story story tonight. I missed that season and even you aout to see how she went to give her a hug and then she just like pushed her face onto him to like kiss him, and it was the most awkward kissing. Who the fox says, my husband's dead, but as if that's the greatest thing that has ever happen her husband, and I like to me, I also like that, like like last season, and again I hadn't been in for a while. So last season they went

to Ireland. This season they just had one cry fest with pigs in the Bahamas, like, and now they're going to Warsaw, Indiana. I will say it looked kind of pleasant. At first, I was like, war Saw Indiana and then I'm not gonna lie. Last night I was online googling Worsaw Indiana Lake from property real Estate, you can get a nice house for like two d Yeah, it was pretty cute. You know what else I noticed about the older season's going back to that is everyone was a

little older. People were in their thirties or the twenties and everyone the world. Yeah, Trista had full crow's feet, yeah, which I appreciate normal. Yeah, and she did get into the bone zone in that in that hot top now and then Jaden Tanner I actually cried. Carly Song was rough. Curly Song was like Carly Song was like do a do a do to you and you and you, And that was even the guy that was singing when they were like when she was walking on the island, why

are you moving so much? Honestly, oh my god, he was moving a lot. And it's like each episode, could they get another person that people have to act excited about, like, oh my god, I'm so excited. It's Ron Fankelman, who doesn't want to slow dance to Ron Fankelman. It's like another artist we've never heard of Is there anything else you want to wrap up? Is there any other Why did those photo booths always have to have those dumb Yeah? I don't know. I think that was it. Really it

was just real cheesy, but it was fun. Katie. Thanks for joining no work. She's the master of the nerdest podcast network, hardest working woman in podcast. Um. Now, Matt, let me ask you this. How how long have you been a Bachelor fan? Uh? Touch and go since day one? I d I dated a girl back in two thousand four, two thousand three, who uh we tried to get on the Bachelor and that was kind of the beginning of

the end. Let me ask so, like, what is the psychology of someone who actually tries to get Like what was her deal? Like? Who send in that tape? My beautiful and talented wife Glenn has nailed it last night when she goes God, these women are obsessed with romance novels. Yes, and it's like, that's it, That's exactly what it is. Oh my god, it's they really are. Because one of them was like, I'm sick of all the frogs. I

want my prince. Oh my god, Yeah, that's I truly again, this comes back to you now we have so much to get to. We have so much to get to, but I want to just headline what we're coming to. I just want to give you the things that we're coming to. Starting with I've said it from the beginning. Kayla is out of her fucking mind, and I'm I want to be the moss that clings to a tree to grow on. That was the creepiest. That might be

the creepy it has ever been said. Hey baby, won't you be my moss and I'll be autry and you can smother me. Then we have um, we have uh, oh my god. You know there's someplace I've always wanted to take you. It's my local McDonald's. Gonna come to that. We're gonna come to that. And then um uh and then we have oh god, Okay, the previews coming up for JoJo's brother and their cowel next sweaters telling them telling the cow next to other brothers that are telling

Ben that he's been filling their head with too much. Kenny, do you want to join us? Do you want to chat on this? Why not? Okay? So you guys, like I watched that Bachelor in Paradise with with Ashley, I making a jackass of herself, and then this one. I just I don't know why I got so sucked into this season in particular. Okay, well, now let's just start out.

I realized I start watching the twentieth thing, when they kept interviewing Ben, I realized, like, oh my god, he's a dumb He's a dumb don he he's he's simple, he said, he's a meata. He's basic. He's basic. He's basic. Earlier, have you watched him kiss? He doesn't open his mouth. He just like presses his lips really hard against the girl. And I'm like, that's not how you kiss. You know.

He's a bumber too. It's like that they keep giving him vintage car cars and he pops the collar of his like leather men's warehouse jacket, trying to make him look like the like the bad guy from the fifties. Like he's like trying to cool him up a little, but he is. And I think, not to me, not that there's anything wrong with this, But he's only six. I think he will be fully bald, maybe by thirty. By the end of that. He should take finestra. He

should takes finestra um. Okay, so I wrote terrible kiss, terrible kiss. Uh okay, so let's talk about they go. So they go to Warsaw, Indiana. I do think he's a mama's boy. He feels a bit like a mama's boy. He's the only child. I mean, he's picture you haven't met as only kissed a mom only looked like. I mean, there's so many pictures of him around that house and

that girl in the movie theater. That was the most awkward thing when they drove by the movie theater and he was like, I didn't know how to get a kid, and then he tried it again and she you could tell there was a part of her her like little lady Boner went down like you like, are you kidding me? And he thought he thought he was being adorable, like nailing it, asking for like another kiss. Um. I wrote down, no we do not have WiFi because that sign was signed in the diner diner, no we do not have

not and were saw Indiana. Also struck me watching The Bachelor twenty and then going to that diner was how white the Bachelor is. It's it's really outdated. It's really dated looking. It's time to mix and I think the oscars are bad. Oh my god, it is so And I was like, so that they got to Jubilie and like this year they had the most like on white people, and I was like, why why did they get at

least at least Kayla's mom is Asian? But like, boy, this is whiter than like a Marine family reunion, like and I like this is that means this whole? I'm like, it's when you saw that entire ballroom filled with white people. Interesting though when you look over the years at all the weddings aside from Trista, all the brides were brunettes. Just throwing that out there. Interesting. Okay, so we get there.

So the first date is with I think the front runner right now, Ashley the steward is he takes her Lauren. I'm sorry, Lauren the steward is. There's so many as Lauren, Lauren Bi the stewart as he takes her to like like the Boys and Girls Club, And that was really sweet. That was cute. That kid that did the half court was amazing. First of all, Ronnie Ronnie the half court King, Ronnie Ronnie should have gotten half court. Ronnie should have

gotten to kiss Lauren. Big half court. Ronnie blew my mind. Half court Ronnie. He just couldn't stop hitting half court shots. And Ben was really sweet with the kids. I will say it was key with the kids. Yeah, well he can relate to them because he's simple, basic, and he's so young. He's so big. Parents look really young parents like really, I can't wait to get to when his mom cries over the twin. But that's a different. That's a different that twins. That's my fear of who I am.

Stop talking. You have so much more to say than that girl. Whenever they did the when the when both twins were still on under occupation, it would just say Twins still says that, and that's what she is. A pro twin, that's what she does. Um. But like I'm a twin advocate. Do you think I'm a twin vacated? Do you think? To Lauren? I mean, what's amazing is you could see he still was doubting her after that

hater Leah put in Like he still was doubting. Did you notice when he was there, Like when they all first got to wars On, they're all sitting on the couch and it has her like talking over has her voice over saying, like, you know, things got a little awkward. Did you look at her face, because she's just like, yeah, she was like her eyes so wide and she wasn't and she looked like just actually she was going to

kill him. Almost don't know it was actually because she's like such a pretty girl, but like that one moment a time she looked much plainer and filled with terror. And then they did have a good date. They did have a good date. So a minute, I forget what happened. He brought her to his house and then where the dive bar? What do they she met his friends and stuff? I don't even I think I like her in that time? Didn't he refer to her as my girlfriend, my girlfriend?

He doesn't. They always do that with all of them. They're all his girlfriends. Gross. He wants he wants to move to Utah and do polygamy. That's what it feels like. I know, it does feel like he really like I feel like when I watched and again I didn't watch the season messin Nick Messic and all the interviews I've seen with him, he gets this creepy, wide eyed plant of like enjoy well, you can't, you gotta please all the girls, Like you can tell he's jacked off to

that so many times. There's been so many like a spank bank in his brain of like when he got to date twenty eight women like that in the twentie show of one of them that because there's like five couples that are actually still together and one of them he's like, he's like, yeah, and then you know, got to watch her go on dates with her twenty four other boyfriends. Yeah, I forgot. What do you remember what you guy said that? No, I don't even know that.

Maybe it's the ones who are I want to say it's the one who named their baby Ford already or something, because clearly he was the only Jewish guy I remember in the back of a Ford. Let's be honest. Yes he was cute. That guy was cute, cute. I don't remember his season at all. I'm like, I think I think she was a bachelor and he got picked. Well that's what. Then it must have been them, because I don't I think he got picked. Imeber thinking, yeah it was I remember, thinking of cute he was? He was?

Really remember this he got picked. I think he got picked. Okay, so then we get to Joe Jodero. I like, oh, she totally is. She kept wearing the pinky Tuscadero. Yeah. And her sister was leave Oh yes, yes she was girlfriend. Okay, she was art and I have watched a fair shareff. We watched Happy Days and just we just hang out as comedians do. Watch Happy any hard shaped pizza. I have to say, I used to be rooting for Lauren,

and now I'm rooting for Jojo. I like Jojo a lot, and I like I keep I like what he keeps saying about her. She gets me. She really gets me. I can be myself around her. I think that's huge. What's amazing, too, is like she she He's like, why do you have these trust issues? It's like because you're fucking twenty four other women, you know what I mean? Like, why because your hot producers put it in your head all this because we're in the middle of an empty

baseball stadium. It's very unsettling. How could you like, of course your guard is up. You have a natural human instinct to protect yourself because there's like five other hot women that I know and I'm have to be fake friends with vying for your attention. He like, is trying too hard to get to the because I get the women to be vulnerable. What it's like, you know what, she has the right level of guardedness of it's like, look,

when you pick me, I'm in. But until then, you're fucking my friends telling me all about it, you know. And they have to go hot and then would you do like? And then I have to be excited when they get a date. So I'm so glad you got the date, Jojo, I have to say. And as a straight girl, I'm gonna channel Aaron here for a second. She has a cute little tush. She like cute and jeans. She was really right and she nailed that she hit the baseball. I bet you took this as a home run.

She really had a cute little and um, I he definitely wants to get into the boat. He wants to nail her, he wants I think he just genuinely likes her as a person. She's actually, to me, almost too interesting for Ben. I almost hope that Lauren ends up with him, so we get so Jojo gets to be the bachelor at because I can see that happening because

she's more interesting than she's longing for it. And I think that, Like, it makes sense that he would like her because he did like Caitlin and he she they both have personality. But she reminds me of Caitlin, which is why I think she would be the next bachelor

if she's not chosen. And she's like and she like comforts the other girls, like she actually seems like a cool human, Like I thought her hair was very pretty in the interview segments too, she's got like I don't know if she's just like it because she has roots or if she has ombre, but whatever is happening with her hair the color, I like it. She's a pretty girl. Is there anything? Oh my god, why are you scared?

Here's the other thing? And the thing when when? On all these dates, and I guess this is probably true of every bachelor, Like they don't actually ever get into any substance like what do you do for a living? Where do you live? What do you do for fun?

All it is is like I think I have feelings for you, but it's not based on any I wonder how much happens off camera though, interesting because like whenever they do show like the you know, the bloopers, I guess that is what it is technically it's then like talking and doing stuff. So I really wonder how much of it is off camera, like how much they let them talk off camera. I loved that during the anniversary, like the camera person like broke. I love that. I

loved the breaking of the plates. I liked at the end of this one. I liked the bugs in the I like the grasshopper. There's many in India, you know what. I was going to buy a house in Indiana until I saw the grasshoppers ever gonna move into my hair, and then I was like, I gotta, I gotta get off this. I had to get I literally went on truly Trulia and Zillo last night. We're trying to get a lake front property. I gotta say a town. That town population fourteen thousand. It's a good last town is

see the most popular guy. I mean that. Okay, So let's get to the date that he goes on when he goes with Amanda, the single mom, she claims as she feeds McDonald's to her children, and I was like, no, you don't, Oh my god. Okay, So that is the first date ever of like, I'm so excited, by the way, So that's the most awkward thing in the barn. Let's start the group date. We've got Oh my god, the posts and the kite flying was that it's like it was really, he's not a man. No, it's he's a puss.

He's he's a little boy. He's a boy and he's a dummy. And it doesn't why don't you? Why are you? Why are you feeling her? But it's like, what did Beecca expect? Don't blindside me. You're on the bat so you're gonna get blind unless you win. Guess what you're going to get blindsided. There's no easy way to not get blind. He really liked Pecca, you know, I don't know. I was surprised. He's like a magpie. She hasn't been in front of him. And I like Lauren h He

liked the school tea like like the chicken head. We didn't like her over but when to teach you. I didn't like her she was, but I respect that. I like that you liked her. I liked that you liked her. I get her, hated her, but I just doesn't like I don't know. We found her she was a goober. Eric Eric called her called her the sea the sea bag. From your sorority. That's what Eric called her. But you know what, she was gooding. I liked that, you liked her.

She had great legs, she looked good at what you know what. Every little girl's dream is to go to fashion week in Mexico City, and she got to do that. To do that. So Amanda wins the group. Kayla, I'm not feeling Kayla. When so when he interviews Kayla, and she's upset because she just has her family and she's moved around. But he's saying, can you picture yourself here? And basically she's like, whatever you want, whatever you want,

whatever answers. And by the way, and she was the one last week he was like, I'm gonna break your heart. So so there's she's a zero. There's like, she's a full whatever you want to project onto me. She does have a bouncy blow up. I must sleep in curlers. But aside from that, yeah, that creepy. That is the creepiest answer I've ever heard. I'm like, I just picture

myself like Moss. And basically she she didn't say on whatever side of the tree wants to creel, And it was almost like unlike whatever tree walked by me like it almost felt like whoever is in front of me, I'm going to cling to until another tree walks by, and then I'm gonna transfer my moth patch to this. You can't you can't like that. You can't trust someone who's covered in moss. I grew up watching he Man. There was a guy called moss Man, and you couldn't

trust him. You couldn't see him coming, and you couldn't put him in the slide. I'm pit were you freaked out by Kayla? That is That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever heard somebody say about themselves. Yeah, I'm moss like you're you're a creep'. I think she's going to make it to the fantasy suite because he clearly does have a bonus. Think she's going to win. I don't think she's gonna win, but I think she's going to make it pretty far because I know he

wants to have He definitely has a boner. First. Definitely, you're right about her hair though, when they were standing by all those like leaves that were clearly placed by as, all I got looking at was her hair is huge. She's got really bouncy hair. She's got big, full hair, but I think she slips in like almost like orange

juice cans all over her head. So she wakes up and it's like a perfect because I think they have to do their own hair and makeup at this stage, and I was I've been wondering that the whole time. That's because how did they get their hair to look like well, like now, do you watch Unreal? Do you

watch Unreal? You would love it, but there's no hair and makeup personal I think the girls because we see them painting their own nails and you'll see like both girls have the same color nails and get the feeling. I think these are no one has an advantage. I think these are sorority girls who've been brought up to know how to get full face together. For every class that they go, they look great. They look great. They all do agree. They look way better than I do.

When I go on auditions. I need them to come do my hair and makeup for pilot seasons together. How long would it take me to do that? Because I'm I'm a lazy person. I don't want to do that. Oh God, I don't mind pillaying dress up a little bit, but it's still I would still have like lipstick on my chin. Okay, so then we have so listeners. I'm sitting here with three beautiful, fresh face women. Okay, girls, you're wasting your time with all this pain. Oh my god,

thanks Matt. That's nice. That's nice. Beauty, beauty, beauty. Oh my god, Matt Carthy, Matt, you know what you're You're a nice guy. You're a good egg. I'm not even I'm not even bullshit. Thank you, thank you. I appreciate that. Unfortunately, I have an audition right after this. I will be putting half of Sepphora on my face. Well that's the that's the that's the that's the business that we're in. So I want to talk about a man um who's a delight. The single mom. She's my favorite right now.

She's actually like a real person. I'm worried for her. In the previews, those crying kids that they shove them all into a minivan and make him drive around. That's the worst date ever. He just looked like he had this look of like panic. Why did I send back home? Yeah? Yeah, the panic. She did leave to infants to come onto the Bachelor. Yeah, you have to wonder about a mom's choice, like infant, And then when she says stuff like if you tell me i'd be thinking about bringing him to

meet my kids, I tell you were crazy. It's like, then why did you go in the Bachelor? And she don't even like a couple of weeks ago, and it's like, wait, how long have you been on the Why why did you go in the bacheloor if you didn't think that was an option? Why did you leave your infants? It go on the Bachelor? How long are they away? I think like eight weeks or so. I think the whole thing, if you win, is an eight week process. Top. I actually think it might be shorter than that. I think

eight weeks tops. Yeah, that's that's your kid's gonna look totally different when you come back. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. So they went yeah, first of all, I've always I love also like can I steal you for a minute? And then on every gate, I also like, there's something I'm really excited about showing you. It's one of my favorite places in Warsaw and Inanna it's McDonald's. And she had to go, oh great, I love McDonald's. And it

was a really nice movie and nice McDonald's. I loved the bow and the lady of the hair that worked there. I love them working the drive through. I like when he's like, oh, I've always wanted to go behind the count guys, McDonald's doesn't pay me like a shipload of money to say this, and she's like, okay, yeah, come on back. Also, did you notice at Wrigley Field you could see a McDonald's logo in the background for half a second. Everything else is shut off in in like

the concourse, But then the McDonald's arch just lit up. God, it brought me out and she was forced to say afterwards, you know what I hadn't I didn't basically like, I didn't think I could get any better than McDonald's. But apparently ever made the carnival. Oh my god, the carnival where there's just corn fed white people staring at you as you go on, right, just children on the corn staring at you as you watch, and you go on

all the carnival rude. That's what it felt like. It felt like like a Twilight Zone where like a little boy like had scared everyone else out of the town and then he had his carnival and everyone's forced to watch him have fun at the carnival. It is, and it's like and it's like the big dumb the big like bastic Ben, who is like the quarterback that's gonna be like the and you know what, he's probably never had.

What's amazing he does seem to have empathy for like the single moms were like real people, because he seems like he's never had one negative thing happened in his life except for being like go by Caitlin and wearing cowl next sweater, but like like, yes, you get watched, you get watched. On the ride it was And then I want to just quote Amanda as saying, um um, I'm close to falling in love with Ben. It's so scary because I'm close to falling in love with Ben

right now. That was a sentence. It's so scary because and then you loop back in and she probably said that for like thirty minutes on loop Oh my god, I mean behind the counters at McDonald's. I do see how scared he got on that ride till he was legitimate. And I love that she was like that wasn't bad, and he just looked at her like that was the most real moment of the entire series. And you can tell you they're like what he's like. I hear Carney's I hear I had Carney touched me when I was

a child, I would want to do that. I got scared on the care not a carose what's the merry go round? The Ferris scary. I got scared on the one in towards r us in Times Square. I should go go California Venture at Disneyland. That's on like the like rocks, it's on. Want that any I'll go if it's going fat, I'll go on any drop. I'll go on any coaster, but the ferrest will I don't think it going slow. You gotta go. Just whip me through cork screw at Rocky Point. Oh my god, correct Rocky Point,

Rocky Point. It's so exciting. Rockey Point and Rocky Point. You're all in finding Rocky Point. That's the Rhode Island. Here's another one. Ready. We're the biggest little state in the Union, Rhode Island, Rhode Island, the biggest little state in the Union, Rhode Island, Rhode Island. Come in see Rhode Island, Rhode Island. Okay, damn okay, so then you guys, Anna, we also got Boston commercials too. Oh, I can walk like a penguin. I don't remember that the Boston Aquarium

I didn't get. We didn't get that many channels in a little Compton only had like two stations because we had the Tower of the Dump and you had to go to my cousin's video store around videos. You know what. My mom sent my head shot and got it taped up at like the at the counter at the video store to get like and it said, do not accept checks from this little girl. Do not accept checking this child their bullshit? Um, okay, so let's get to the Twin. You guys, Oh boy, do you want to get in here?

Here comes Anna pose and it's tagging in. Okay, the Twin, here's my here. I watched The Twin legitimately, I'm not kidding. I get I have anxiety, like when I have anxiety with certain people, not with you, guys. I fear I watched The Twin because we don't embarrass ourselves on national television. I'm afraid that that's how I would be if I went to meet the Bachelor's Monee. Maybe I don't think I would ever say I'm average and everything I do,

but I'd be above average as a mom. That was she was sweet his mom crying crying after you don't I feel bad for the twin watching a mom crying over the prospect? And I knew, right, I did love how in all she was with Indiana because she grew up in Vegas. She probably hasn't left Vegas, and she's just like, what is this small town that everything is nice and it's not all those brown things with little

green things on them. But honestly, she had a real sweetness about her, and it did feel like like she didn't have a swan. She didn't stand a chance. Like she was very sweet. She's just like this hot twin that's been bred to be professionally a hot twin. You know what, It didn't occur to me until now. Either she is so off her game because she's used to having her sister with her all the time her whole life.

And also she's been probably used to be her sisters there and they're getting hit on by the creepiest guys where all they have to do is just be hot twins right in Vega. She's just she is so young, Oh, my god. I go back to that she's twenty one and she's just like she still lives at home. I've always wanted to be an NHL cheerleader. I could do it for the Denver Broncos. Good call to you know what, She's not wrong? Do you think that? How many times

do you think they had her? Insert every different team? He lives in Denver, that lives in Denver. It's also like she's like, what do I like? I like watching movies? Like watch any movies? She says is sweetness, And I thought, oh, to stop talking. She's nervous and she wants to impress. And she knows she is anxiety. She knew it. She tried to talk herself down and and and then she did the best she could. That's right, and it wasn't

good enough. Mom looked like she had just been on one of those like like when they're training astronauts, like spinning a circle and feel the g forces. I've freaked out. Okay, the upcoming the upcoming episodes with the parents by the uh, Lauren's mom um looks young enough that she could be a contestant on the batchelor. That's like, how young did

you have her. Yeah, they're all and the and the brothers coming up with Jojo, the brothers, the brothers, what is wrong with the thug brothers that like I know that. It was like Desires brother and Jade's brother. These brothers like guys that come in to protect whose sisters? Anna, you better not be filling ahead up, Like like two guys coming here in Calamax sweaters trying to tell you not to fill their sister's head with. I dated a girl on college whose brother was like that, God, tell me,

where'd you go to college? Ford University in the bronx? And Uh, this guy he was a marine, and uh he did did he like you? Uh? They liked me because I was funny, but then like he would get like loaded and then like he was like, he's like, why is my sister crying? What'd you make my sister cry? And then one of my roommates did dip and this

guy didn't know it. He just saw a can sitting there, so no, he picked it up and threw it against the wall and then there was just this flatter of tobacco spit all over our like like in a college dorm, so like that white concrete. Why would you just see a can and naturally want to throw it against the because he's such a tough guy. Oh my god, but like this guy he was a marine. But then like they would smoke pot. But then uh, you know, they were gonna they were gonna get drug tested all the

time back in the base. So he would take whatever that you could buy stuff at like GNC like and like like to like make you like like sweated out or whatever and so like. So then him and is on the marine buddy were like beat red, like sweating out th HC. So they were all crazed. Anyway, Oh my god. Well I watched so coming up these two thugs and then she's crying and he leaves in tears coming up. I'm hoping that doesn't ruin it for her.

I hope not to. Actually, yeah, I know what, I hope it does because since she be, she's going to be. I don't like she. Um Okay, so we have coming up, Oh we get to go see zero. That is Kayla. Crazy Kayla. She's just smiles and does her hair. Yeah, she really just seems to have no sussistance to her. We don't know anything about her aside from that she's moved seventeen times. She's suspicious she meets guys because it's destiny. Every guy is destiny and she's going to switch her insane.

I'm George MC, I'm your density. I think I think he should have sent her home when she was like, I'm going to break your heart because yeah, But I think I think he I think he's funked up enough with his on level, but like, oh really, then I'll prove it to you. Like, I think he's just enough of a need hole that he hooks into that, like somewhere along the line, a need hole that's brilliant. He does feel like enough of a need hole that like he does like to prove it to people. I think, sure,

you get that in your head. You're like, does he do for a living? He's like a software sales yeah, which is I was like, there's no way you're about to say designer. No way is he about to be an engineer that Kayla does. Remember they bonded over that about their boring next job. So we have what do you sell medical stuff? So we have Lauren, we have Jojo, we have the mom on the worst date ever coming

up a mom da. We have Jojo and Cowl next are coming next week, we have Kayla and her moss covered family, and then and then we have that's it. There's four. Wasn't that in like creep show? Like Stephen King he gets hit by a meteor and then he starts getting covered in moss. Oh my god, that's just gonna happen. That's what's gonna happen with this guy. If he has sex with her, he's gonna like a little spot of moss on his dick and old body when he has sex with her. He's definitely gonna have sex

with her. Oh it's coming, and so is he. I don't He's just gonna jiz moss all over I. Here's you know, like Caitlin was a such a more sexual person. And yet and yet we know he's going to have sex with the three girls that he goes to the He's going to sleep with the three fantasy sweets. But there's nothing like climbing out of him except for when he gets this creepy bone or half lid. Like there's nothing sexy about him. He's not Nick. He's not Nick. You love Nick. I just thought Nick was like he

just loved Nick. I didn't like Nick, but he but he did seem like they're getting I didn't like him on Anti season, and then I liked him when he came back because I was like, oh, he seems like I don't know, there's just like there, so there's there's something between him and Caitlin. The sheer fact that he came back. But I agree with you, they did definitely have great sex. We could hear it. We all heard amazing sex. Um. I can't wait for the hometown week.

I mean, for whatever, when you go to the hometown visits. Who's gonna win? You guys? I think Kayla's gonna win overall? Overall, who's gonna be the final take? R and B is going to win it? But in the coming coming keep saying that it's like he's there's two like he literally he keeps saying, I'm in love with two girls. Well, how do you feel if you're the girl that he picked? Because he's already picked her and she's watching this and he's like, I am in love with two women, but

I made the right choice. It's like, well that makes me feel like shit. I mean, I don't understand what that phone call is. I don't understand anything that's gonna like, did he did he send somebody home and go whoops? Is he really like he is he going to try to? Yeah? He did he do a mess? Nic Again, I think he might have. I think he might have sent somebody home cried on a balcony. Maybe he sent like whoever it is the girl that he sent home when there

was three, so you know, the last two. Maybe he then realizes like, oh ship, she was the girl, and now I have these two here, I'm gonna send them home and call that third girl. Does that happen? No? But that's like, honestly what it seems like, because it seems weird that if there's two left, he would send one home and then when the other one comes, he would then like be like, oh wait, I wanted that one because he just saw her. So it has to seem like that he does go whichever way the wind blows.

And I get the feeling that his mom will probably influence, Like, so whoever mom likes is going to be who I think I think his parents are gonna love Lauren B. I can see yeah, for sure, I think there will be She'll she'll be the favorite. Of course she will. And so this needs to be said. There's Lauren b never played basketball once in her life. Oh I know, she goes I used to play basket, Liar, I used to play basket. She dated a guy on the team.

Maybe you're absolutely right, BIGB. That girl, she she always has sort of this very sort of like you know, she's just like this really pleasant blank slate. It's just like you know. Then I saw like I can't do it. It's a podcast, so it doesn't work in a podcast. I wish you could see a kids. I'm killing it right now. You guys, well, I just want to say, Matt, it's been such a joy. I mean, I really enjoy having the male perspective. Do you have other guy friends

have watched this? Aside from Paul? Account know what it is about this season? I feel like it's it's sucking in a lot of people. Really, who else is watching this? Do you do? You and your guy friends, I'll get together and watch it and together, Well I watch it with my son. Yeah, um, I feel like, uh, well I don't think he my my my my best friend Vince Avril has been watching it, but I don't think it's by his choice. His fiance Georgia Heartstark loves watching it. Yeah,

does he like it? I mean, how can you not get sucked into the madness. Eddie has still fought it. Eddie has still fought at Eddie. Right now, I think might still be in the Bahamas with Olivia swimming with pigs. So we'll get his dispatch. But he's been he he had he last week. Last week heard from Eddie. He was in the Bahamas with Olivia. He happened, he happened upon her. He got a brochure about swimming with pig. I mean, Olivia Lace was my favorite from the get go.

Lace is incredible. I'm and she talks. I'm glad that Olivia is gone. Oh man, that was the best she got, fucking shaft. Do you think Olivia was actually mentally ill? Definitely? I think a lot of these girls are my favorite. Whatever town you are in, if she's your local newscaster, how are you ever going to take anything? She says? Seriously, again, that's the thing, because she quit. They all quit their jobs. My friend thinks she got fired and says she quit

because she's crazy. Well, Matt McCarthy, I can't think you if you're in Los Angeles, Matt has a show called Matt mccomedy is at Basic Flowers Downtown. I've I've done the show before. It's really fun. We have the best time. We really did. And he also has a podcast called We Watch Wrestling. That's right. I used to go to the Warsaw in Brooklyn and watched Kara Pro Wrestling, So when he was in Warsaw Indiana, I was like, cool, well that's fun. I will be this Thursday in Los Angeles.

I'll be hosting Tinkled Winds at at Meltdown with a very special guest host Joana Ray and Jen Kirkman's on that and Matt Besser and saith Herzog. It's a great it's a great show. Theo Van No Garden how do you say his last name? Garden Sports, No Garden Sports. He's gonna be on the mattm Comedy Show on Friday as well. So come on down Thursday at nine at Meltdown. Thank you so much for listening. Until we meet again, Shall I hit this or no? Oh? Please enjoy this song?

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