"HPV CAN'T STOP ME!" w/ Erin Foley

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she's back. I can't even This is the person I started the podcast with in her kitchen and her triplex that she shared with her twin and we were in her forties. We were and her cat and her cat and her keenu and um we went and we we did the first episode, Boobs in the Moonlight Body, and then we learned in Eddie Peppertone for a month during the Ben Higgins season. Oh my god, that is he still alive? Is he doing? Comes and dances once a year at my birthday party? Eddie? Of course, Eddie is

still along partner. I wonder what sign Eddie is? Will you look up Eddie Peppertone's birth date with us today is a woman who's a I gotta say, one of my favorite humans on Earth, one of my favorite stand ups on Earth. If you have not bought and downloaded her album and listened to it. Don't even worry about it. You need to get her comedy album. Sometimes when I sometimes like my phone will open and it's like it'll be on iTunes in my car and it'll be you

talking about ghosts or like kids on airplanes. I'm not gonna tell you. I'll sit and listen to it and I'll go look good dance. She's funny. I was about to say golly, and I thought I've never said golly on an entire life. She's also a television writer. She's a writer on One Day at a Time. She's a writer on that nineties show. I mean, what can't she do? Also,

she's the fucking ship. We love her. Miss Aaron Voy can say Eddie's a scorpio, sexy and like series, a sexy guy that likes I don't know anything about signs, but my favorite thing to do is go, okay, well that makes sense. What's his birth day? Okay, okay, Okay's November. He's almost he could be like almost election day. Oh yeah, he's a sexy you more than I do. He's a sexy guy that likes secrets. By the way, my dad was a scorpio, was so to say that somebody's sexy

is disgusted. Okay, but that's how people all scorpios go, you know, like they're sop the scorpios, I know basically announced like it's they basically announced that they're good in bed, and I feel like you have to let somebody else say that about Yeah, a big red flag if someone's coming in with I'm good in bed before you've chegged them. No, it's like a friend like friends. It's like friends of mine and are like, well, I'm a scorpio and don't

like as your nightmare like my dad? Do you eat cake and cookies with a hair maan, I'm like driving meata. I don't get it. Okay, Ladies and gentlemen, did I say your name Aaron Foley? Did I? So? I think that's been a staff Okay, before we get to a very important order of business we have with us today is ladies, dick. You know, we've had a lot of dudes on the podcast this season. We've had a lot of dude energy and uh, there's been too much, too

much much dick in here. And we say this as you're the Queen of the Boner Patrol, so as you say we needed a little feminine energy in here. We also have with us, of course, our production team. We have Dr Tanna Dana, Arianna Hannah Montana, and Dr Katie Levin. We needed ladies, oh, Dr Banana. And I know this is just like put a pin in it, but we're

gonna try. Just put a pen. If you're in the East Coast area, we're gonna try to maybe and either the afternoon of Rock October sixteenth, which is a Sunday, or the evening of Monday Rock October seventeen, We're gonna try to do a live podcast somewhere in the New York City area. We're gonna try to do, like I'm not saying to me, a giant extravaganza, but it will be fun. It will have my brother in it. Maybe something like maybe we can dragon some Bachelor contestans. We

can try to like hunt down Michelle Collins. If you want to come hang with me and the Good Doctor. We're gonna try to do a live podcast either Sunday the afternoon or Sunday October six or maybe Monday night October day. Just think about it. Just put this this debate about TVD, there's this there's movie parts also, But the most important thing yesterday with somebody sweet sixteentay, Okay, can we all just sing happy birthday to a virgo? It was your birthday yesterday and you were on a plane.

Did you blow out a candle and make a wig? Well, the craziest thing is I was on Southwest Airlines is just a toilet bass group? Were you in the group? And they know? Of course I was in the abs hi early dollars worth it. I had to take Southwest and it's fine, I'll make this real quick. You know

how they joke around and you want to kill yourself. Well, the head lady was like, it's somebody's birthday, and I legitimately got excited, like I was five, and she's like, you know, so Shelly come on up, And I was like what Shelly? Yeah she was, she was young, she was a child. But I was like, push out her child, Shelly. And so Shelly comes up. Okay, she was. She had

a little you know, she had a stuffed animal. Fine, and then we had to pull the like we had to put the like but the call buttons on and then she made a wish and we blew them. I was I right, I gotta tell you, I am so mad at Shelley right right, I gotta tell you she blew out, made a wish and blew out the cold lights. Wait, did everybody in the plane go? No? She she did, and then hit the lights. I've never seen that. I can't sat out of out of control. Okay, everyone pretended

I was on I I was on Southwest flying to Mexico. Once. I don't want to brag things first, classic tanning. I killed a guy at Vonce and so I was flying Southwest in Mexico and when the Stewart Stewart flight attendant, thank you. Sure I figured it out when the flight attendant, um, it was Mother's Day and that person captured us and was like as like Southwest and was like, happy Mother's

Day to all the mothers out there. I am not a mother and I don't have a mother, but but I'm sure for you mothers are people with the mothers. And I was like, I was like, give me a drink, please keep it go, please keep the vamping more. I was there. I was so excited. I couldn't believe I got a ticket to the best town. It went on. It devolved from there. I got panicked and giggly. I was. I couldn't believe the I got the best one ever. Yeah. Yeah, you got someone that was over it and got someone

that was over it. Well, happy birthday, Shelly on Southwest Airline. Because they're so out of control they I had and I don't I don't want to get in trouble. But my doctor I have just sort of like whatever. The doctor that they assigned you in your network, god like had like a Southwest pilot pilot. She freaked out. Yesterday I went for like a blood work thing and uh and she was like, and you're here for your flu shot. I was like, oh, I emailed with your office and

they said it was too early. She's like, oh, I guess I'm not the doctor now. I was like, but it was your off, do you why it or not? I was like, well, based off your office saying it was going to be ineffective because it was too really okay, I guess I'm not the doctor. That happened yesterday it is too early. Yeah. Yeah, it was so crazy. What a reaction it was that happened before you have the

receptionists are out of control. It was a doctor that was my receptionist like, would not let me come in, and I had like strep throat and he's like, it'll go away in a few days, and I was like yeah, And then I came. I forced my way and my doctor was like, wait, like, why why are you have you not come here? Your strep thoughts so bad it could lead to heart disease. And I was like, your team told me not to come in, and he's like, I don't know what you're talking about. I was like,

why is no one on the same page. Okay, So the reason was going on, and she was trying to offer me something because look, I'm single again, and I was like, I'm going to get my HPV vaccine. I didn't think i'd be single. Let's get it. I don't want to get HPV. So I go down and the doctor is like they they First of all, they were like, made me call my insurance to see if it covered,

because I'm so it covered, right. So I go down and she's like, can you bleep out when it says I'm over, And then yeah, yeah, bleep that place, bleep that out. So I exactly bleep it out, bleep out my age. I'm over twenty five so I go down there so that I I go down there and this she wouldn't give it to me because I'm over twenty five and and I was like, so you're saying, they just bet no one will fuck you over the age of I was like, look, you can still get HPV.

Like you think I've either such like a like a promiscuous lady that I've like I've been on fleet week for the last twenty five years and like that I had definitely only have it by now or I've crossed over and if I haven't gotten it by note, no one will ever fuck me again. So so this corgy body is ready to go. I was like, so that's when she offers, like I can't give you the flu shot. And I was like, that's not why I'm here. I'm here for the HPV. Like Tom, it was just can

you believe here's another fact? How rude is that about the scratch off? So I hope things got even. I was like, I'm like, I can still get HPV. That's really up into the streets of Los Angeles screaming I can still get HPV. I listen, I still got it. If this isn't a clip on, I heart radio. I don't know what it can still can still get HPV. I think I'm not hot. I can still get h p V. I can get HPV at a I didn't like to try exactly, it's already in me. I mean, I'm so hot I get HPV, but I just just

love to try. But I'm willing on different days, like legit, if I can't step out of my house and not get e p V. Anyways, seen the temperatures in Los Angeles, I could get HPV. I mean, can you even that have? Speaking of a HPV for a bedroom, so this is a one one bedroom. I come to the HPV potential, right, okay, central HPV listen look, speaking of HPV, let's talk about

the Bachelor. I got James Taylor's out of control by the way, God, I was drug driving and with an eighteen and eighteen year old and he was like he was arrested like at the college by the college police and putting like the college campus jail anyd like she was eighteen and was so d that he was just going to help her home. Okay, here we go. Anyway, I went apartment, I have been loan and his paid his like spawn con ampartment. I didn't get hp V from him. Somebody's going to give me HPV, and it's

not a singer or batch. Kids, it might be the singer songwriter. He might give me, h you so vain and filled with HPV. You. I think this song is Carly Simon. Kids are once upon a time there was a singer song here. Okay, anyway, here we go, Yebby and Rachel the finale. Um, okay, I gotta tell you here's the deal, guys. Let me just get right to it. Rachel is a nice lady. I wish her well. I am. I'm female positive. I felt like, what is hap ning?

Avin is the most logical contestant we've ever had. I did not know how much I craved a man in a pearl necklace. I didn't know what was happening with that necklace. Wait, what he was wearing? A yeah? But they also kept cropping it out. They kept doing things where they're like, the sound might not get that like I think, well, I said, I think Harry, Yeah, Harry styles that. Harry styles. Jock Peterson started it. He's a baseball player. But that was weird. No, it was cool.

They asked him why are you wearing that? He said, because I'm a bad bitch. Yeah, no, I know, and I'm a big Peterson fan. But I still was like, I hope it's not like some like homophobe. I don't know. I know that all the guys are like so they Nate also were from that just because of the whole term pearl necklace. No no, no oh yeah no no. Trust said that all the young all the young guys are like cool and like anyway. So I don't have a lot of interaction with young men. You you don't

have never did. But what if you want to get? What if you want to get, You'll have to put myself back out there. But you're not gonna get. You're not gonna be able to get. I have to talk to my wife before I put myself out there with young men trying to get I'm can you believe it? No, I don't want to get anybody in trouble. But I may have gone to a pharmacy and got into a pharmacist to give me the vaccine. Dude, that's what I do.

I don't go to my whatever. Yeah I got one. Afterwards, I was like, yeah, I will go avoid age PV because I'm a sexually active woman in her midday. Yes, just go to CVS right in the middle of the store. Honestly, they do it all, they do it all. Happy birthday, Shelly, Happy birthday, Shelly. How you're a child child named Shelley is already peeking anyway? So here we go exactly, and here we go, so then we have so then we

go fantasy sweets. So here's my theory. I feel like, and this I'm gonna toss us out early and then we can work up to it when we get there. Watching how she treated a van when he wouldn't give her what she wanted, and then I thought somebody tweeted us this was it because she knew she wanted Tino and this was her way, Like is this what she did to Zak and the fantasy sweets about the age and it's her I don't even think she's aware that. I don't think she's even cognizant that she's doing it.

She wants Tino and so it's her way that she doesn't have, she can't be and she doesn't want to be clay doesn't want to she doesn't want to be Clayton. So she's like Clay. So she's like so, so she's like I feel like she's throwing all these giant fires and people are like, what are you talking about? Because she doesn't know, like she doesn't want to be like I told you I love you, but I actually love Tina because she just like she doesn't want to be

that guy. She doesn't want to break up with them, so she's trying to get them to break up with her, yes, and that they're the bad guys. She just wants Tino. And it's like I would have like obviously like with even like the way she was acting. I was just like watching it being like, you don't like even though yeah, you like Tino the most. It is a great guy. He's this guy the world Tino is. He's number three, number one and one for the other one that Bateman

the serial killer, serial killer. Yeah, yeah, yea god. I like ladies dated. I was wanting or Tino is gonna literally murder? That feels to win? He okay, what I want? I was like Kevin Covin, Covin, listen, which is here we go? What I want to say? I think I think that when she said you're right, when she said he's everything, on paper on paper is not your little who she doing a dance. It's not doing the HPV dance.

Something nice? Is that? The HPV of seven veils of paper? No, no, no, the h the dance of the some of the veils for HPV or sport HPV can't stop me. I did get a shot. I did get a shot at a shady pharmacy. Take that doctor, um um oh, I guess I'm not. The doctor was so crazy exactly, She's never going to see me again. I like the I'm doing this on a free public forum. Okay, anyway, she or he or they, we don't know what my doctor is. I called her. She maybe I'm miss gendering this person. Well,

it still seems like an idiot. Okay, So here she goes. So this is my theory. My theory is everything leading up is a person gas lighting and lighting fires because they don't know how to say I told you I loved you, just like Clint and did. I don't want to be cut and yeah, I want Why did she say it though, because I don't believe that she felt it, especially I think I know the moment. I think it

felt good in the moment to get carried away. She seemed to like even though I think I think he's hot and sweet, super nice, but like it felt different watching her with Tino anyone else the entire She picked him immediately. Her panties are any twist when he got out of the limo night, when he got the first impression she has wanted to be the boon since he like rolled up on a fork left. I don't understand it because I find him to be gross. He's just

he's got a real creepy swarmy. He's like he's got that like like oh, I'm going to say one thing and then go out the door. And his family's miserable. It's like Familia, I can't wait to say the two dad's meet. That's a lot of al no, no, but eventually if they're okay, okay, So here we are to Tony is like to, did you know dad it is it's our anniversary. Okay, So that's a Tony Tony Tony hunk. So here we go, Zack and Rachel. Zach polls her aside at the road ceremony and he's like the fantasy

suite fell off. I was not seeing the real Rachel. I was saying Bachelorette, Rachel, I was upset. So then they bring him out and all these nice guys that were being logical had to go in and apologize for like seemingly doing a personality like one eight when they go when they go into the fantasy behind, Yeah, they

can't win. When they get like because she's in charge and she's like, oh my god, I can't trust them, you're too young or whatever, she pulls out of grass and it's like then they have to like sit there and apologize. Oh my god. When he was like, why, I'm really sorry, you know what, Like I'm just so sorry, and you know, deep in her heart she knows. She's like, yeah, I'm sorry too, but like you know, she knows in

her heart that she was a stink stinker. Yeah, yeah, she's I have to say, she was really painful to watch. It did feel like it was almost like they all got like pr trained to be like just be polite, go in there, don't become the bad, apologize, don't Everyone on social media would come after them. But I looked at almost everything that I saw online. People were going after being like, why are these guys apologizing to Rachel? She should apologize, especially even I was like, I'm sorry.

He was being so logical. Also, he's like, I want to go home, I want to take you, I want to continue. She listening to she was not. She said, yeah, She's like, they're so fixated on this fucking ring. Okay, we will get that. I will get that. I don't

think you're here for the right reasons, Rachel. Can I just say she looked so depressed in the like like it was like she she died or her great which again I've seen people like it's like she'said it's like she's so beautiful, she's a gorgeous she she's a bombshell. I'm not coming. But I was like, this is not a person that's glowing and in love. No, Gabby, look happy, Gabby, look happy Gabby. I don't know if Gabby looked happy.

I was watching her. I was watching her. I was watching her get emotional, like it didn't work out, Like there were times when Eric was on screen with her parents that she was like smiling, yes, and then that's what I thought, this is getting ahead. But at the end, Jesse goes in. Then next week we'll see did these women find their dream men or something like that, and Rachel's face just like dropped, like she's like if I'm

I'm if I'm Gabby. I think I think if I'm guessing, Rachel's did not and Gabby I'm really hoping because I want to wrap her up in duct tape and and I hate that she thinks the ring is gonna like, okay, you know what, I love her. Do you think she's with Eric? Yeah? I do. I think I think Gabby. It seemed to me that Gabby and Eric's relationship could get over the hump of a non engagement something even watching her with um what's his name? Who? Who? Jason?

Even watching her freak out and then come back and go okay, Like it seems like she can have a big feeling, which I get. Look, you're the bachelorette. Two of your guys have left, you haven't got You're not gonna get one proposed. I'm sorry, that's just the game. I'm not like, I can see your mom doesn't love you, like like even her family is like, yeah, that's like it's clearly it's an like the way her mom has

presented has not been loving. So whether she loves her or not, I don't know anything about it, but like, so, so you're a person that has not you don't have unconditional love, and then so you're the bachelor, surely one of the three guys will at least go to Neil Lane and pick out a like a princess cut and not one not on that and reinforcing if you already have this narrative since birth that you're unlovable. So like,

I get it, Like I don't. Yes, I understand the fixation on a ring, but that's the name of the game and to be the one bachelor in history that didn't get one proposal. Also, I think you know, it feels different this season because there's two and the time has been less for each of them. So I feel like that's why a lot of the guys aren't feeling ready, because genuinely haven't had as much time as they normally

would have. But also, I bet you anything, the producers are just in their ears, going, well, you need that, right, like that ring symbolizes his love. But I do think it is the name of the game if there's not one propos I know I'm not saying that. Look, I've

never been on a hunt for a ring. I've been on a hunt for an HPV vaccine, but I've never already but I've never been on a hunt for a ring and so, but I I can see in the moment, you're tired, you you're you're expecting a proposal from signing them producers in your ear and you're like, that's the show. Is you in the dress with the guy on the knee,

Like that is the show? And so and and we've seen this before, right, so the whole time, Like when I was like last night, when I was watching, I was like, okay, like the like Eric's concerns, Evan's concerns, Like, yeah, that's what they should be saying, it should be feeling. But then we've all seen this before. It is the end game if you get down on the knee and you propose. And so it's a tough spot for like,

I mean, all of them. Now, Eric's complicated because he's had a complicated So we're just gonna I'm gonna go with I do like Eric, and I believe I'm not fully I'm just gonna go with the just for now, for the narrative of this podcast, I'm gonna go with the person that Gabby has met and not the stuff that we have. I'm not trying to separate, but like just for the sake of the narrative of the game of this, like treating it like a game. I feel like the too Aven and Eric seem like they have

real lives. Eric's dad is has died um Aven like and was dying and died during the process of this. Even seems like a nice, real guy. So they actually are picking guys that are like, what's the logical thing? That's logical? And I believe that they are there and they're like, I'm nuts about you. I've been on two dates with you. But like they've actually cast logical guys who don't seem to be there for Instagram followers, which is shocking. Yeah, No, I like them, and I feel

like I have more confidence. I mean, who knows, but I feel like I have more confidence in Gabby and Eric figure it out whatever it is, yeah, than than the the Tino just seems so gross to make. Gabby and Eric seems more mature and have to have better communication that we already saw them have a fight and then like talk it out. Gabby is miles ahead and emotional maturity than Rachel is, like the way she deals with things versus how Rachel deals with things. It's like

polar off. Gabby has had a much harder life. Rachel has like, you know, like, oh my god, don't yell at me, white girl vibes. Yeah, I know he wasn't you know that he knew he had to present like he wasn't yelling. He's so sweet, you know. It reminded me I used to date this one a long time ago, and when when we get into an argument again, no

one was yelling and I was not yelling. But when you're when you're you know he did, and you're talking about you're passionate, of course your tone changing, it gets amped up and she would go tone tone, tone, own tone, and which would make me then I raped and I'd be like, what are you talking you? I was like, are we supposed to have an argument where I'm just meaning, like, you know, when you said that, I really felt like it hurt my And she's like yeah, and I'm like, well,

psychopaths talk like that. But like he was just his tone of voice was changing because he was pleading his case. He was not yelling. She to me is like, I just want to be engaged. But Gabby to me is more like I want to be loved. Yeah, so you're my new doctor, so I will cover you. I'll give you any shot you want. I want out of the trunk of my bow. Talk pantful of me? What else do I want? You know? But the cool thing about my shots is they come out of like a T

shirt gun. So you just have to run and then I try to go. It's like a fun game. We can do it. We can do it the back. Wait, you're just like you're basically it's like a sport. You're like you're like hosing me with HPV. I'm just trying to. I'm just trying to. That's good. Let's take a quick break and we'll be right back. Oh yeah, I need a sexual time out and we're back. Okay. So the poor Zach is like I did love you. I felt blindsided. I wish we could have gotten there, you know, you know,

blah blah blah. And you're too young. He's twenty five. Made me laugh so hard. She's like and a half. They are looking months apart. He's like, we're literally the same mate, are you ready? And he's like, she goes months, she goes, I just wanted to know if you were ready. But it's like, if you already know that, we're like

not going to be he already made. He's basically like, I now know you already picked tinaw so so why did you then have to like he didn't have to take him to the favor I stand by last week when I said she did not want that D coming out. She did not went to deal with that D. Don't take him to the phone. Just go hey, did You're a great guy. It's not arguing out between us. That's

just it's not here. Now. Look, we've all I've gotten in situations where I like, uh, like a young art in like college age artist, twenty something artis because she's twenty five. So like Young Arden has been like I get yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, okay, you know bubble letters, there's a skeleton key. I would invite them to the Vintage. We would be like in a T J. Friday, We'll go,

you know, I'd invite them to. So like Young Arden, I would eventually weasel out of things, but I would let myself get past where I wanted to because I didn't know how to not particularly someone was nice, so you kind of pick a fight, right, and then I have to you three weeks young. I know I told you I love you, but I don't know already. And a picture it as um as like digging in the heels as she was with Avin, like the level of

of like hysteria as she was at Avin. I think she was with him about the age I would have just been just grabbing every bottle of alcohol in that fantasy suite and getting hammered. Okay, so then we have, um, Rachel is going to bring two guys. She's starting with Avin. Her mom actually ended up being very sweet. At first. I was like when the mom was like, I can't wait to touch her. I can't wait to touch her. But then her mom and up, I thought her mom

was lovely. Um, Tony I think was on his best behavior, great shirt. And then when he goes and then her two best friends came, Katie had feelings about them, and I was like, just like good cop, bad copies out of here. I know she have something to tell you. Do that again, do that again? Really, we have to report back to you. He said he was not ready to get engaged, and then Rachel's face like what the way she looked like she was about to kill something.

She was so ready for her clothes off. She was like Lisa Renna in a fight on Beverly Hill. You really did fill in that moment, like is this Housewives? Lisa ready? You're right? And it was one friend that was like, I guess I'll wear like my like floral dress, Like, but are you ready? You're not ready? You're saying you're not ready. They were, Yeah, they were ready to do a little like I was on TV, you know. And uh. I also felt like she grabbed them like from the

parking Like I don't buy that these three hang out. No, I don't. I was like there was at her hometown. We met him before. He's the other one that was like just so you know, if I remember, he's the one that said that after Rachel's last breakup. He's like. She was a mess. I had to deal with her. It was terrible. She would like, why are you capture this guy? Like at that point, like it wasn't like a choir in high school, Like where did she capture

this guy? And why is he still so devoted her? Yeah? I mean he's like the town fun queen. Yeah he has grab him and just yeah, I mean, the thing is he was ready to is did they know that she was on the fence or something, you know, like were they looking for a fault? Because itself like that's what, Yes, that's what I thought. I was like, he was like, look, give me an out. They're going to get a false confession out of this guy. Yeah. I thought they were

going to hate Tino. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was literally and so so even was really supportive. So um, he was so lovely with her family. He is, he is so nice. So he brought he dreamed version. I am so much weirder when I meet people's parents and I'm like, your son is gonna give me? I'm so much weirder. He was so smooth, so elegant. He was like, she's just very special to me, Like I'm honored to meet you all. And so he's like, look, I'm here to put you on the spot. It's my daughter, she's my

pride and joy. Nobody's gonna take her away from me without a fight. I'm like, that's weird. What are you gonna say? That's gonna remind is you know, beat this next guy tomorrow? What kind of And I was like, now I was taking my daughter away from me without a fight. Yeah, let go, because she's going to end up marrying her best friend who's like a young gig but like, you know, you're not a real dig dong, so she's not going to make a great decision. So

here we go. Tino and Tony are not that different. I thought, I don't know a tweet last night he was. I kind of thought he might have hated Tina, Like I went into it being like, I feel like Tina's gonna sunk this up somehow. He's just gonna like be really cocky and like entitled. And then he liked him. He liked Alpha Si Alpha. She was even was like, I consider Rachel's feelings. Um, this isn't a joke to me. You know, we have the same values. Um, you know.

And she's like, even mom aiven an incredible partner. And the mom was like, she's happy, she's happy, she's glowing, she's and then she is. She seemed really genuinely like so liking and liking. That's why he's splitting the hairs like, well, he said he's funing in love with me. He didn't say he was in love with me. He said he's it's the old like this has come about in the last five years where there's like a real difference between falling in love and being in love bananas, I know

the semantics of it. I just I don't know. She's yeah, I mean she seemed I don't know that. I found that confusing because she during that family day before, like the two bff that she found in the parking lot, you know of Chico's. Um, she seemed really happy over the moon about a Yeah, I know, but she still

wasn't going to pick him. It was always going to be So then she's like you know, um so then this friends stir the pots like well, um, She's like she said to her friends, I have expressed that I am ready for an engagement. Um well, they're like, well that's a problem because he's not really wanting to be engaged. What what, I'm sorry what, I'm shocked. I am shocked. I am not coming out of this not engaged wild and I'm sorry. Like he didn't really see I know,

he didn't say that. He's saying that. I guess he did. To be fair to her, he did say last week, I can see myself ready in two weeks. He did say that he did say it. He did say it. Yeah, I couldn't remember. I couldn't really there because I was trying to remember everything here, I think so email listeners, email us Rose Podcast at gmail. I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. He said I can get there in two weeks. I'm ready for an engagement, so then I can get can I can get I can really try to love

you more? Two weeks. I got two weeks, fourteen business days to get my feelings in check. Okay, to week ends, two weekends? All right, all right, I can do this. I can love you, and I can love you intended twelve to fourteen days, okay, and we won't see each other. We won't be seeing each other. I'll get there alone in fourteen business Yeah, we missed you. I'm very proud of you, but we missed you so much. You gotta get her album Deep Dive right now. Let's take a break.

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I've heard I'm gonna put some M and m's in the GOP when when I was a kid, I used to go to r Yeah, I used to go to like backpacking camps and ship and like there would always be like one counselor that would be like the gorp and we'd be like, what the funk are you talking? Was a big gop And now we're going out, Okay, here we are um so um so. Then he's so she's talking to Evan, She's spinning out. She's like, but we talked at length. Now He's like, look, nothing has changed.

I just want to make sure this is a right timing for both of us. Like like she's like, why is this happening? I see you at the end of this. No you don't, No, you don't dr bb a liar, And so then she's like feelings. He's like my He's like, look listen, lady, my feelings for you have not changed. I just want everyone to be confident, like this is a big deal, Rachel, I have no doubt. I just want to be up front with you. I want to be engaged. I'm just trying to be honest with you.

I would like to see you in Florida, like you to come visit me. Like she's like, yeah, tell me what page you're on? I am ready. She goes, why are you yelling at me? And she's like that's what she was like, why are you yelling at me? And then she goes and then he said, I'm not in confident in us, unconfident, but you know what the tone the right tone? Yes, and I Meanwhile, the women, the women in the studio audience are rolling their eyes, and he's like, I don't want to see you upset. I

don't want this to end on a bad note. She's like, it's a good note. Is fine? I literally was like run a bullet. Watching were like, get out. Let's just pass forward to his ends because he's later. So then later on they come back and uh and it's poor Aven and she's like, I see my life with Aven aven a is it? But we are not on the same page. And he's like, look, I just need to tell you I messed up. I'm so sorry that I saw you cry. You know. I want to see where

you live. I want to be fully in love. I haven't stopped thinking about things were when we left and you were crying. She's like, I just thought he would never lie. I was blindsided. I that we were on the same page. Um, He's like, look I got caught up and thinks she's like caught up. Oh oh you know, UM, I someone I do not want to be engaged with someone who's not sure in me, not willing to sacrifice. I need to be someone who's sure about me. You're

not sure I can't move forward. It's you had two wednesdays. I don't to think about this by yourself. Get your ship together, by yourself, to grow our relationship alone. And that he was like, I failed. I have no idea where to golf. I saw my life with her, um and then and then she's like, I see you fighting back tears. She's like, I always fight back tears. Jesse, can I ask you, ladies, He's the worst. He's the worst. He's you know what I'm gonna Jesse. I find him.

First of all, he was a terrible backup quarterback for my New York driving So I never have liked spats. Of all the people you could have hosts this show, well why why Wells or many me and Wells Man Wells, Wells mat and we head is enormous and what comes out of it couldn't be more like like old Navy khaki cardboard, boring, he's just doing a shitty and he's an untucked shirt. Ye untucket, unt untucket. He's just gross.

He's tut is he is this is this what we have now for a while, I think being almost like a blank canvas to be like did your friends sabotage you? Like you're like what, He's just who wrote that question? So huge, He's just huge and blabbering and I can't. He's off so that here comes even even to his pearl necklace and uh and uh. He's like, I'm sorry, I like you down, I'm sorry I failed you. I didn't understand what you needed. I'm like even, no, no any final thoughts on even even's like, I need to

get to Bachelor in Paradise, so I'm really sorry. By the way, you know how many women he's gonna be like a Tyler Cameron where he won't even need to get to Paradise because he'll be he'll be with like Gidid, he'll be with the head, He'll be the next Tyler Camera. He's sweet, he's sweet, and he's so hot. I got a little nervous because remember Brendan, before Brendan became a Yeah, I was so I loved him. Did the master's documentation on this podcast? How much I love to ask me?

And then he rolls into b I P and then trash. It went so terrible and he was an actor than the acting. Reel came out B I P madness and I'm looking forgot remember the act. You need to pull up the acting that our lives. Yet you need our acting really just here to remind you of the acting, real acting and then thank you for that. So when even was leaving, I was like, oh god, I want him. Yeah, I wanted to go route Tyler, route Tyler and not like don't don't Tyler, thank you. We should try and

find Tino's acting real because it's gotta be out there. Wait, one more example. What's what's the guy's name? That? Um? It was um, oh god, it just happened maybe three seasons ago. And then he was he's like a really good, good looking black guy. Um he was like the second time, no in Um, I'm forgetting literally everybody's name. Uh. There was there was a conflict. She wound up marrying Zack or the woman got engaged to Zack. It was her season. She just was the host last last week. Yes, I'm

I don't know why. He was like the engineer, that's right, he got Yeah, it's like Cornia, but he got drunk on the fame. Yeah, so I was like, I don't want need You're right, it was Ivan, You guys, can you believe that we're going to have an autumn harvest paradise? That is like going into like Gordon season and Argetic paradier It's so weird, like it's it's like, it's like, I mean, why is this schedule? So I don't know, just pushed back to why do they push Bachelorette so

far back? They're doing two of them? And I guess maybe, I mean, I think they needed that time to plan to get the COVID ship, don't Ivan, Ivan? Ivan, I hope he just finds a girl in real life and subtle, but I t I know a nice at the Love Witch of Salem. Okay, So that we have so here we are, So that's the end of Avin. Then we have Eric, Eric and Grandpa. Grandpa was so cute. Grandpa was cute again this episode. Was he was because he wasn't trying. They weren't putting him in sketches. He was

just being grandpa and like, she's so darling. Her family's lovely, her dad was sweet, her aunt was he was glad we got to meet her dad. Yeah, he was so sweet and we didn't meet him right. Positive. Did you notice how positive? They were so grant everything they said there, like, well, Gabby, we trust you and we believe in you. I know you feel it, then it's probably right. I was like, what is this family? I know, I was been turing

being so sexy around my family in an outfit. I was like picturing being like a bra in a Genie skirt like if I was like, first of all, she's such a babe, but I was trying to picture myself sitting in a bra and a Genie skirt like waiting for my suitor, and it was hard for waiting in front of your fa encouraging as well, Yeah, it's like I was encouraging. Yeah, I was just sitting after fantasy streets and like a thighigh slit a bra. Like, by the way, more power to her. I think she's in

the right, and I'm I know she's so hot. I know I'm in the wrong, Like I take notes, so I'm like, yeah, oh no, go for the HPV show, put your brack on in a gen score who cares? Who? Like, yeah, she's right, I would be in like four robes. Oh

my dad, My dad, he was such trash. He would have like even looked at her and like said she was chubbing, you know what I mean, Like he would just no matter what, he would just be like he would cut you down, and you're like he would just like always he was just would have looked at me and been like, where did we go wrong? That you're on a game show for dating? Right? Oh? My film? Aleric? Aleric? I mean now Aleric's and he he goes, he goes. Alerc texted me because he watched last night and it

said um u, it said, he goes. So I watched Lust and I it seemed like all the guys are like, hey, I just kind of want to date. That's it. He boiled it out. He dipped in, So here we go. Grandpa's there, um and and Grandpa was like, oh yeah, Eric, he was fun. What a dick? He called him something that they bleeped. I think he said he was there was a like he was a douchebag. I liked him, but they bleeped, but you know, she was so cute.

She was so cute. Grandpa loved him. He was so a few when Eric came in, he was so sweet and effusive about her to with her family, and you could see her being really touched. She's like, you know, at first it was fun. She sort of was ribbing me, like and then I was like, oh, I'm gonna take a risk. I'm gonna open up to her. Like obviously I was attracted to her. She was like kept me on my toes. But then like, I think he really

loves her. I think when like, I think he's in love with her and he wants everything to work out, and his concern is just like, oh, I think he's concer makes his concern makes me like him more and trust him. But I do think he loves He's in love with her more than even was in love with you.

And I think he's also like my dad's gonna die like this, like his dad died not that long so like I think he's like like in his brain, like I have a lot going on right now, like like but I'm in on you, like like let's just that would be more stressful than calming, you know, I also think, like, you know, maybe you just get engaged and then you just like you can have a long engagement, you know, because I guess just the part of me wants Gabby

to be happy. And again, I don't think she's like like going after the ring like Rachel is, Like I think it's just a weird dynamic with her. But but Gabby, it's like you know, you you you know, you can get over a bad dad. You can't get over a bad heart. It's hard. It's so much harder to get over a bad mom. And uh, and so I wanted to work for her. Bad moms make entertaining daughters. I'm sorry, bad dad's bad dad's entertaining daughters. Bad moms are harder.

I think God wants to wreck your soul from the inside out. Yeah, I have to rebuild. But like her whole thing is like her mom didn't love her. Yeah. Yeah, so that's why I'm even if I'm so glad, I'm great. They're so great the aunt and they're not like she was also like when she was like mom didn't love me, and nobody's gas like she's like, I know, like I'm sorry for I saw that. I'm sorry that that's what like.

And I feel like they're not trashing the mom, like when he's like things with me and her mom, like the dad didn't trash. Like nobody's trashing her. It just sounds like she's maybe mentally like something. Maybe she just has a mental illness or like like you know, who knows who knows well? She always has like she did the best she could as in like she even doesn't. I mean, I think that the grace she gives her

mom is very sweet. She doesn't have to. So the grandpa said, take me tickled pink if it was Eric, and he goes, remember Grandma would be, So he got choked up talking about Grandma. He goes, it's not fifty fifty so cute. So I couldn't hear the second number in all fairness, and I was like, what was the other number? So you said makes because it's not like it's like it was both do ninety And that's good to know. So then he's like, look better. When I met her, I was intimidated by her um, And he

said to the dad, I fell for your daughter. I'm obsessed with her. UM. When I know who I want, I'm going to go do it, and I'm like, I just like, I want to take care of her heart. Um. And they're like, look, she needs someone to validate that she's worthy. And she's like, look, it's too good to be true with Eric. He loves me in a way I haven't had when something this good. Um, I'm afraid I'm going to lose it. I didn't feel love her mom.

The aunt's like, I know, you know. Um, She's like, and she's worried that her mom not loving her is going to send a message to Eric that she's unlovable. That was so sad, so sad, so sad, and and and then the aunt was so sweet. She was like, well, you need to tell him this. Don't hide this from him, share this with him, let him know this about you. But like that's also really hard to share. And like the eve of an engagement, you know what I mean.

I'm like, I appreciated that advice. Yeah, I'm not trading, I'm not making the situation. But I was like, oh yeah, maybe like the time to a slow rollout. Yeah yeah, yeah, I agree with you the traumaban Wait wait a little agree You open up the closet and then you start getting you know, baggage deliveries on the front or right, that's right, that's I agree with you. Shid the baggage until you get the ring. Am I right? Who? Am I right? Marriage is so important, So then let's let's

go ahead, We'll go We'll do him later. So then we're up to Tino. Tino is so No, Rachel is not in the best mood. She's cranky. She's passed from burning down the House of Avin. That's what I we just two seconds. This is what I don't understand. If she's picked Tino the whole time, then she's then then you go into your family with Tino, like, well, Aven whatever, I'm all about Tino. But she wasn't. She was like, really, I think it's more the rejection, like she I don't

think it's always it was like ego. Yeah, I think her ego is more hurt than anything else. She's she's a crush collector. She wanted to collect all the crush. That makes the same time, like, you got him, you now don't have to break up with him, so maybe it worked out for you in the end. Yeah, it was just weird. She seemed like I'm like, well, yeah, I mean, you know, I don't know, that's what you think that she liked even more so, then Tino shows up, He's like, well I wrote in a fork left, Yeah,

I'm in love with her, That's what he said. He was so weird. I'm sorry. Maybe it was editing, but the and honestly, like full disclosure, I didn't watch every episode of the whole season, but so I've missed some Tino moments. But the Tino moments that I've seen the last like three weeks um and I watched the first

couple episodes. Uh. He just he was so weird and like when the mom was like, oh, like what do you or that or whatever, like when you have in common or whatever, and he couldn't even come up with it, Like he was just like there's we go outside, then there's the inside, and then we've w It was so odd. I was like to like, I don't it's all about him, Like I just honestly, I think it's like he's looking for like, yeah, he's looking to win. It's he just

is the dynamic between them. I don't know. I mean, it's it's like almost like she's forcing this to happen and he wants to win a prize. Hesitation is strange, like the way she's like, are you sure your mom doesn't matter? It doesn't matter. Well, if I like her that they don't have a choice. It's like it's also likes that's how he's going to deal with you and common yes, like well that's what I want, so you don't have it like I want it, so we're doing it.

I'm the head of household. I know people like that, and um, it's just it's infuriating to watch because it's like there's no they don't reason, they don't compromise, and they just go this is the way it is. And I know people that are married to people like that,

and I hate it. And then it's hard to get married, like when you're when everybody's single, it's one thing if somebody is like a stinker boyfriend, but when people really start pairing off, if you don't like like your close friends spouse, it's like, I know people have got a divorce because their spouses were like that. But it's also

like it's also like goodbye to your close friendship. You're like, because oftentimes I've had friends I've lost because the guys would be like I think I was like too threatened and like she's so independent, like you know, she's like like she's got a job and travels a lot for work. And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, Like this is wild, you know, like because things I don't want to be friends with. So I'm totally fine, you know. Yeah, I just like I don't like they called me the other

night and I was like no, please please. Yeah, I was like no, I'm sorry please. She like I could probably have a cocktail with her, Betino. I want to kick in the balls, did you? When she was like talking to the dad and she was like, and he can go surfing. I want to go live in that little beach town with him. And I was like, hope, boy, you're like romanticizing this this remember they are. And he's also like, honey, remember you want to go to Europe? Like how is he going to do that? I'm just

gonna get a building there. If you give me a six or eight years, all get a building and then all building. I was like, what are you talking? Because I didn't. I feel like I missed her. The conversation for her dad was like does he build condas or does he build big buildings? And she goes, yeah, big, and that's like, what what does he don't even know what the dad is actually practical? Great, Tony was great and we love Tony. So then um so then um

he's like, yeah, I'm in love with her. Look, um yeah, do you have a lot to do? Like you know, you know, we can learn things together. We can learn things together, like how to read it. But he gave him the stamp of approval well, probably because he was like, I love her, I'll take care of her. I want

to mayor her, Like what are you gonna say? You know? So, But I was really shocked that they liked him as much as they did, that they didn't find any fault in him, because I did think a lot of his answers were really bad, shallow and bad, like what do you have in common? We have a lot of common well like what it awkward pauses and just he was just after entitled like he's a very person overall, like

the way he actually like I deserved this. I'm saying anything, I deserve this, And that came off just seemed to not see it or didn't care, or she said off air, this is the guy. Just be fucking nice to him. He's the only one like it is bananas or we're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back. And look, guys, if it's gonna come into the wrong spot and we're sorry, I'm gonna pray that it doesn't. Like I said, up an extra possi. Girls, Yes we're trying.

We hear you, We are aware. I don't know about you, but things agatting so hot in here, I think I gotta take your break. And we're back and we're bad. How did that work out? We're back and we're back. I'll just keep saying it and and we're back. Listen, hey, listen. So I know it's a little all over the place because there's two bachelorettes and it's a lot happening. What we didn't say. So we're back. We're now back in the studio. I loved when we're now rebooting. We're going

back to Avon for a second. I love when Jesse Palmer was like, do you feel your friend's sabotagelious nowhere. I feel like your friend's sabotage because because we all do, all of us do, because they sabotage you. Because Twitter is a lit with rumors that you were solid. Nobody cares the fake the fake signs that are like oh Jesse palm or like nobody made that side. I tasked and I was like, producers made this Jesse signs made

those signs. No, It's like the handwriting is the same as they meet me on the bridge, is the same as the skeleton key. It's like it's all the same. It's it's Janet, It's it's Janice um and uh in hr you know she's she's just got bubble handwriting. It's okay. So now Eric, we're back with Eric. Eric makes her feel safe and seen. She's like, I don't want to put pressure on me or you. Um. He's like, look in the beginning, it was physical and it was fun and I took a risk and I opened up for

the girl and I truly love you. I do want to spend the rest of my life with you. I don't want expectations or a rush. And she's like she didn't feel like she'd had a little bit drink, so there was like a slow She just kind and she's like, your heart, I'm come back up for air. You better have changed that answer. When I just put my head back off, you better be like, so I'm going to be proposing. Yeah, She's like, I love Yeah. She didn't like that, and she's like she's She's like, I do

want to proposal from him. I just want to know the truth, Like if it's engagement, I just wish I knew a hundred percent. She's like, look, I'm not the one proposing. I thought, yeah, this sucks. Why is ladies? Why can't they propose? Women propose now in real life. It's just it's ridiculous that you want to propose, and you should propose for that. Backup, yeah, backup, propose to know what fun that the women should propose. They are

the lead if it's their show, the show. So then she's like I have to see, Like what does that mean? I have to see what? I don't know. He's like, look, I want to date you in the real world. Like getting engaged right now is just like it just feels this is not how it goes. I can't talk about it. I want to continue to date you, but like, no, I'm not ready to prom Sorry, I don't. I don't want to. I mean, I love her, right and I have,

but just for the sake of this podcast. To me, I couldn't stop laughing when you see this woman capable hot, like a lot going for her, just basically like bouncing off the walls, going down the hallway, being like he wants to day to day everybody. I don't like, that's what everyone looks like. People just want to date alone forever. They just want to date. And she's furious. I saw also the first time we've seen the boom operator in the kitchen. That was so exciting. I was like just chasing.

I'm like, I was just trying to picture. I was like, oh, no, wonder Jason panicked, Like, imagine trying to act casual, like if we were in here and there was like four dudes, it's already we're getting used to the cameras. By the way, I feel okay with the cameras. I'm not I to day he was the day like, but like imagine having like four people like getting used to like getting intimate, like in front of like a full crew. And she also turns to them and goes he wants to just

dave me, and he's like he's right there. Then he comes running out and he's like, oh, she's sobbing. She's like I don't want anyone to be forced, he said he was to Dave me. I want to be with I want to be with forever. I want I have to propose. This is a big fat dubster fire. At this point, I do wonder with her, isn't the producers like getting in her head? I think rings like he you know you need that ring? You need that? Mom doesn't Mama, I'm unlovable. This is the guy I'm down

to one security. I thought it was Jason. I'm down to one. No one will propose to me because and it drives I am unlovable. I knew it. I knew it. It's it's like a core historical thing. Look and certain circles. There's a phrase, if it's hysterical, it's historical. And if when you are extra extra read all about it about something, it may not be if it's not quite the level of what's happening, Maybe something happened back in the day. So like and sounds like she comes by it honestly,

you know, like, how could she handle it graceful? She's a little bit wine buzzed. She's thinking, I know, I just was like that moment was so um, you know, again, I wanted to all end well, but there's something very funny to where she literally was not walking straight. She was literally like alligator was chasing. She's going in Z formation, bouncing off the wall and hammer time screaming. Just what today? Like a hippotie hop? Remember did you have a hippotie

hop as a child? I don't know, like the balls had like I handled the whole hippoti up I had a hippot It was just like, oh, all right, so before we get to our emails, et cetera. In our tweet of the week. And by the way, people were on fire last night, on fire, what do you think it's gonna happen? Well? Why was it? Why was it two hours? And there was no reason. Also like this could had just been one episode, Like we didn't need there see something live watching it best. It's such a

useless episode. Oh my god, you didn't have to write it all out in two hours and fifty minutes. You guys, they got special permission. I can from also cut into family few we didn't see the first half Family Steve Harvey probably got an extra check for that. They're going to get bigger. What is going to happen and I see he just wants to date on the board. You know, it was just first of all, Jesse's like, this is what I was like, the show at its core is enough.

Now it's irritating to me. Last week when Jesse was like he comes on, He's like, we have to end it now because this is the most dramatic. Like, we doesn't need that. Wat's just dramatic. No, you know, it's a dramatic ari or Colton jump in the fence. These were not like or Rachel crying and then waiting on top of the windy hill in Spain. Those are all way more dramatic. I just was like, you know what, just they're almost ruining these moments. Just let it play out.

Be the same pilot, bring her role, Oh my god, bring her angel on her. Actually stop the funniest reaction from Peter. We's like, mom stop yeah yeah. And then my close up, Peter, do not ruin this for me. Guy's dad with the moong beans in the living Dean. This is my favorite wife. This is my best wife. That day's mom was great, but this new one is my best wife. This is my I miss Rob bendick Um. Okay, here we got did you see the coming ups? Aredn

like for next? Yeah, yeah, okay, that's what That's what I'm like, notebook, Wait, I didn't say I guess I did it. I guess I didn't change into a crazy fight over something. And it's she's yelling at him being like why did you say that to me? And like I did he It seems like something pops off between Rachel and Tino and then you know, a huge fight book being like what because of this? And I was like, what is in the How did I not watch that? I was up to three in the morning, right I

was transcribing, wascribing. I thought I'd made it work. I made this this this is my life. It's just like a diagram of how he would chop her up. He's like, this is are just your legs separated from you? Or so noticed that because my friend and I were like holding a journal says like because of this, like what is it your game play? Like what what is happening? And he just says the play by play of how I want to just use this for Instagram followers and I love you? What's the big? What else is in

the coming attraction? They're just they're in a huge fight about Gabby and Ear. We don't see that very briefly, but maybe it's it's Tino and her calling him a liar, a bunch, and then it cuts to them like at their like little thrones to get proposed or unproposed to. I don't know. Well, it's so funny because it's like it like starts with like we could be engaged to

our dream guy. I saw that, I saw, and then it's like and then it's like recommendation, yeah, yea yeah, and then it's then just like her like yelling at yeah that it was really nutty. I was like, he has literally like nuclear coats in there or like a picture of how he would dismember her. I'm voting for the dismember. I'm voting for the dismember. What's going on for her to be like how after I saw that, because I was like, oh, these two are going to

get engaged. But then after I saw that, I was like, wait, is she like so unhappy looking during this week's episode because like it doesn't happen, well, she like she looked miserable, miserable, and when Jesse goes we'll find out next week if these women are engaged. The way her face fell, like her face, she was just like like it was like such a change. She looked so angry that I was like,

but also he's like pretty much undeterred. Like I feel like somehow they'll I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, but after that fight, I was like, maybe then, and I'm I'm hoping. I'm hoping, Eric, I want. I think that Rachel's single, I think that Rachel's singles good. I mean, Tino sucks. Rachel, you should have been with avin you guys, we made it to two thousand Reveals. It's all about how the commercials are wrong because I saw but I still give us a five star. She's

still give us a five star. She said, get your commercials in order and like the pod. But you know what, she was right, but she still but she didn't deduct anything. That's a real fan. That's a real fan. We made it. We were trying to get to two thousand. Thank you, thank you, we did it. USA. We're champion. Now it's gonna say something. It's cutting off the actual title. Here's when five Stars stay at home Dad some something something.

It's from Jimmy pops. When I first started watching the Bachelor franchise with my girlfriend now wife, he didn't just want a day during the Joe Joe Bachelor's season. I never would have thought that six years later I would not only be watching, but also telling my friend about my podcast Art and Banana Katie and guests think about the current Bachelor bachelortt. But this is what my life has become. This pod is just the right balance of

talking about the show, joking around, and life anecdotes. I found out about the show through Ardent's appearance on Dough Boys and have been regularly listening since, looking forward to the yearly climax the Bachelor franchise when all the people we can't really remember come back to make a mess of themselves a paradise. Come on, how sweet? We just love this. Here's another five star we love it? Uh? This podcast rules s M smart Smart Rajar. I'm not

saying that right. Listening to Arden and the team each week is a dang dream, truly. I stopped watching the show after the first three episodes, but kept listening to the pod, and this has been my faive season yet. Thanks all always becoming a champion. Come on, we appreciate that. I mean, look, we're all doing our best. Sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and we're all trying a different definition

of best for all exact you know what I mean, exactly. Also, Gabby's going to be on Dancing with the Stars, which is super. Tell me I lowered my mike. Apparently it's only on Disney Plus now, yes, really I thought that. I thought that show was like, I was like, maybe I don't know, because Disney Plus just went down from like four nine nine to a dollar ninety nine. Peacock is like, I'll give you five years and we'll pay you to watch. So maybe the streamer are there's too many.

There's too many. There's too many. I'm spending a million dollars a year on streaming Beach. I also still I still have a fucking cable. I gotta get rid of it, okay, because because when do you watch Hulu? I don't know keep the streamers for TV writers, how do I have I still have cable because of sport? How do you how do you watch this at night? I don't know how to watch it at night? Hulu Live for YouTube live, Yeah, I think YouTube lives your best option I just use

fucking spectrum and ruining my life. I had to keep sports. I got to keep cable, all right, you can't watch Clippers. And then the Clippers finally did something where they're like, oh, here's like you know, uh where you can watch It's like NBA, you can watch Clippers on YouTube. No you can't. It doesn't have value. Like okay, here we go, Okay, I had a plane to catch. Here we go watch Dodgers, are you guys? There's like so many funny tweets and remember if you win. Now we need to give this.

We need to give Julie at Sleep Crown a title. We have Dracula we have, how about how about um? How about dream Portal Heiress. Well, she's a she has a crown. She's Colley Queen Sleep Queen, the Royalty of Um swee Zing Sleep Queen Snooze the Snooze Queens. Because that means no, no, no, they but the Empress of dreams, Empress of dreams are okay, the Empress of dreams. Julie will send you. Do you know about sleep crowns? No? Okay? Are you like did you have like a banky growing up? Uh? No?

Like like okay, great, So picture, how do you feel about tough? Picture? I slept with my pet? Did you did you remember that I dated men briefly? Did you sleep three years? Okay? So pigure how you feel about your softball glove? And then picture draping them and across your eyes like a sleep mask or like a way to blanket and having it be a soft angel pillow that goes around. It's like it's like your friends to make you sleep. Yeah, it's like because she knows I

can't sleep, so it's just it's just a fan. She just started. So they're like made a bamboo and it's like it's like it's like a dream portal. I like the travel one. I like the travel size one. Is it like you put it around your eyes? Yeah, and it still goes around to your ears. So, and they also have a full size or they also have a body pillow and it's and it's like a dream portal. And do you feel like everything's gonna be okay? Even when your doctor won't give you an HPV shot and

very sexually active year old? Okay, here we go. That's right. I'm a sexually active twenty five year old and I will wear a genie skirts of my on my hometown. I'm trying. I'm trying to like be sex positive, unlike my New England route. So this is me like trying to be not me. I'm pretending I'm not me. Just you do you think you know if you want to wear a garbage bag? Were a garbage bags? They're they're comfortable. I love the dump but they're too hot. Okay, So anyway,

here we go. There's like so many to pick from. I'm gonna try to narrow it down as we go. Okay, get ready, there were so many good ones. Here's one from Robin Kern at Robin Kern. It's never a good sign when a bachelorette shows up at the finale dressed as Elvira, Mistress of the Dark for real. That one. I was like, oh something, this is from our boy. He's back, Seth Seth Laurette's at Basebone one, Seth Vaughan, He's back. Just imagine Neil Lane's roller coaster of her

journey this season. One moment you're licking your veneers at the prospect of selling two rings, the next you're hoping for double or nothing in Paradise. That is such a literal perfect z Seth. Here's another at Basebone one. Here's it starts. Here's the photo. See the photo of parents. Yeah, Rachel's parents. Whoever cast Michael Chicklist and Susan Surrandon's as concerned parrot number one and two really outdid themselves. Such amazing that mystery the mom. Oh there's another good one.

Brit Paulson at Beritt even talks like he's a mannequin very recently brought to life. This is from Sarah Pitts at s B Pits. Now would be a really great time for Bennett to show up with a book on emotional intelligence for Rachel's so good. There's so many more though. Um. This is from Matter All at Matter All four. I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that Rachel will one day be Thrice divorced. But go off, queen, get your back. She does have like I'm gonna be

a multi divorced sort of time. Just not. This is from Real Housewives of Vancouver at Josh Hall. People will literally go beyond the bachelorette instead of going to therapy. Huh um okay uh. This is from Real Housewives of Vancouver at jesh All can't imagine being this desperate for an engagement. I've been ghosted by people I've didd longer than Aven and Rachel have been together. All right, so this is a photo. This is a photo of Tino. Okay, just like at Tino, Tino looks like the elf of

a Hallmark Christmas movie. Who tries to buy your snow globe factory to build condos? That's from Kelly, They're so good. Um. This is from Kendra at Kendra Conda didn't have pearl necklaces on men, becoming a trend on my Bachelorette bingo board. This is from Laura Jeane Johnson at Words by al I j. The Mental Gymnastics. Rachel is going to convince herself that even wants to break up with her after she told her parents he is the one, just so

she could be free to pick Tino. Here's another one, Rebecca Fini at Fini I think Rachel got into the Virgin Cruise uniform closet for this meet the parents there. So here's another one. What you sean is what you get at w y Sean I w y g is Rachel's dress made of red Flax. Oh my god, I mean, there's just so many. There's so many. I like the

Bet Benedict or Bennel Bennett coming back there. Here's another one at Chefs at Thorium Dragon the whole end of the season has a quote the Battelorette has decided to cancel the cocktail party vibe. Um. Okay, So here's another one, Sarah Pitts sp Pitts. Both of these girls want a ring with the same ferocity as Sniegel. Alright, what are our top two? I like the Michael Chicklist, the Veneers checklists. I also like I like build Condos. I also like

um Mannequin Brought to Life. I also like Emotional Intelligence Book. All right? Top two? Aaron, Oh, I can't even I like the Michael Chicklist, Susan sand Checklist. Do we like Michael Checklist or Mannequin or Michael Chicklist. Let's do Michael Chicklist or Mannequin? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. Seth the Laurette's at vest Bone one, Seth Vott whoever cast Michael Chicklist, and Susan Surrandon as concerned parent Number one

and two really outdid themselves such amazing chemistry. Or Britt Paulson at beer It even talks like he's a mannequin very recently brought to life mannequin. Or Michael chicklist aeron. Fully, I'm gonna have to go with Michael Chick dr bb Okay, you feel you've earned yourself. You've earned yourself a sleep crown from our addressive email us. You're mailing addressed at and I will get that to you a Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Fully, I can't believe how long

has been. Thank you for your time. Absolutely, I was thrilled to get out of bed and see your lovely faces. Having a day job, as much as I enjoy it is really the pie. I can't believe people work five days a week to all hours. Yeah, just grow talking about the batchelor. Oh my god, will you join us for some paradise shenanagram? The good thing is right now? Is I like to say I am in between jobs? Yes, self employed. I have a job right now. I'm going to New York to do it. I'm very proud of you,

so anyway, I I'm available for more shenanagrams. Okay, what would you like to promote keep get your albums. Yeah. Sure. Also, well that seventy shows will be on in a couple of months, so that's a couple of months away. Um, I'm just gonna start doing stand up again and I haven't done stay up in a while. So I did. I did it a dying to see it was really fun. I'll do some shows in Newer Yeah. Um dr BB's what do you got girl? Um, I'm as on Twitter at s and then we're almost done with Southern Charm

and then we'll be doing Winterhouse. Yes. Oh, I can't wait for Winter I've never seen it. Oh, that's right. And I think I think Anna and I are going to go to at least one day of Bravo cott in New York. So we're hoping to go and go like hunt down Page hunt on the celebs. And then that's why we're we needing to see what day we're going to go, and that's when we might try to do a let's see if there's a venue that will let us do a live pod. Um, Katie Money, what

would you like to promote? I'm Katie on your score money on Twitter and Instagram and please go adopt or foster an animal from your local shelter. L A super full. Still they really are, like I said, every week, but they're still very full. They desperately need fosters. If you go to Foster for Life l A on Instagram, you can see a bunch of dogs that you can adopt or foster and they can pair you with a good one for your lifestyle. That's so cool. I love that.

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