"High Waters, Low Blows!" With Fortune Feimster

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My friend Martin Pie, so many things. My name is Ardham Marine. I'm here with my friend Fortune High Fortune Hi lover lover, Hi Jackie High lover. Her lover, My lover is sitting with We've got her foxy lover. You guys, I have so much fun. You might know Fortune from the Mindy Project. You might know Fortune from Champions, you might you might not know. You might know her from Chelsea Lately, her stand up. You had one of those specials, the Netflix things. Yeah, they they was in the first season.

They second season, get it. It was like a half hour six comics to one half hour, so you got the bigger one. That's good. They cut it down tight too. Here's a snippet of comedy. Do you know what's your best one liner? Do you have anything that you want to promote coming up? Gosh, I'm gonna be in Virginia Beach and Raleigh, North Carolina, at Cleveland and Columbus coming up. That's all in just the month of August. That's a lot. That's a lot. Uh. Yeah, well it's good though. I

went to college and Raleigh. There you go. I love that accent North Carolina. I got home and I get to see my college friends. Yeah you do. My mom of course drops up. Um. I want you to know that I'll be spending I'm performing at Danny's Nashville this weekend. That's a great club with my mom. She's coming. She's going to be on stage this Sunday at two pm.

We're doing the live podcast. Jannet Marien is gonna be there with Rob Benedict Live Calm submit to be come up and be h to give your two cents about the season. But yet Janet Marine from Little Compton Real Estate will be there. Don't tell my mom, she's gonna be so jealous. We also have a woman is giggling, a woman that I met above a Chinese restaurant that's now closed, and then I took to a comic bookstore that's now closed, and what we're going to close down? Whatever?

This tower is the closer. Really, it's the wrong definition of the closes. Were actually are the closer? If you want your venue to shut down, are you ready to owe a lot of money to a bank and not have any income coming in? Uh? Anna? Did you have fun at your at your fancy podcast symposium in PHILLYH Yeah, I stood out so obnoxiously because you were wearing your Hawaiian shirt and it was all like white men in like button downs, and I was like, did I wear

the right out? You look ridiculous? And its like you used to me, you sound like you like fine. I went on VACA to a podcast on Philly, and across from me a woman in her brand new Target Hottermasian shirts, a woman who's in escrow, A woman who don't fear her because she's sexier because she's in rows. Hi. Hi, I'm glad you like my shirt. I though it and I was like, this was my favorite movie when I was a kid, of course, and I had to buy it.

So Jack Jack loves Target shirt. They've gotten better and better, And I keep thinking, isn't lame? Like if I find like a Ramos T shirt and Target there was a smart shopping. I bought a Smokey the Bear shirt. I bought one with pineapples on it. I want a smoking in the bandit shirt from Target. That's kids out there. Google Burt Reynolds and that's how you do it. We got a little titty drip and we read on water on all right. Before we get started, I want to say,

generally they tell all episodes are not good. I give this one five gold stars. I loved it. Yeah, it was, it was. It was definitely very interesting. Before we get going overall, how are you feeling about the season. How do you feel about Becca as a bachelorette? Who do you think she's gonna pick? Etcetera? Except I did. I wasn't into it until like two episodes ago. It's been kind of a snoop. Was a giant snooze. I was like,

she's being boring. They're being born. And then I think once it hit hometown, it started to get juice here. I mean, and like Sweeter I got, I like legit a little tiad when she let go Jason, I didn't like him at first. I thought he was like back thing, and then he was I just wished for your happy just although well, I guess we'll get to I mean, he don't like I keep going back and forth about like sometimes I'm like, oh, he really loved her, and then other times I was like, oh, he didn't. It's

when they're doing with him. Clearly they're kind of grooming him to be they're auditioning him to be the back. I don't think he should be. Who do you think it should be? I thought they were going to go with Colton, but then they put him on Bachelor in Paradise, so clearly he's could be the one, but and he would be a little bored. I think he might be a turd. Really, I think he might. Actually I think he might be a virgin Church. I think I don't

think he's a turd. I think, like he said, he's boring and he has the look they want, but not the personality to it. He's talking the fact that like he got that upset by the golden on. He's just like, dude, she gave him golden underpants. He was fun like, would you go, oh, thank you? And then like like the fact that it rattled him that much. I'm like, dude, get a sense of humor. Yeah, yeah, I mean he would just be That's why I don't think. Yeah, I don't trust him. I think he did go on for Tia.

I think he just wants to be famous, Jackie, what do you think? I don't trust him. He feels she wants to be a sports commentator, you know, so this is like his way of getting that, you know, fame. I thought it was too convenient that Tia showed up right before the fantasy. Jorda pointed out, my favorite is he not the greatest character that's ever been on scripted

or a reality? I hate him so freaking ridiculous. Think he's not real, but he's got to be an actor that they were like, yay, you'd be kind of interesting. Any actor is that good? Really? I think he's actually mentally ill. And when I kept saying, I wasn't trying to be funny. I think he might actually have some damage. But do you think he really refers themselves as a male model in life? I think when model, I'm a model. That's why he lives in Florida because you can get

away with that. Intil last year. I think when you hear like when thousands of people on swipes, when that was amazing. When you hear about like when he finally did break down, he heard about his hard childhood, like and that he grew up with nothing and his mother was mentally ill, part of me felt like he constructed like if I look okay on the outside, I'm okay on the inside. Like it just like so there's a part of me that actually feels like they found this

one magical, slightly broken toy. That's like that's like I actually think he believes. I actually think he believed. Now I think he's starting he's going to start to play the part of Jordan's on like Paradise. But it's always like Daniel the Canadian the first season, we got it. That's a good point purity of like the weird insanity and then they know people like when I do this, and then they'll thrive in Bachelor because that show, because it's not as much about like getting married, it's about

who's the craziest dude that is the greatest. And we didn't a good season lafter last season got taken from us and now we're back to the fun. But it got taken, but then get reinstated. It got reinstated and we got Raven and Adam got engaged. Guys, that's true, but all the fun for real deep, you know what, it got taken from us, and then all the hookups happened, like in the hotel in Dallas while they were waiting

for the investigation day. You don't know, you know who just broke up though, Taylor and Derek, they just broke up. She should have hung onto that sweetpee. Well, I don't. I didn't read why that you know what they read. I was rooting for them, but then you have actually in h God, I can't she got who thought that was gonna happen? She he gave into his captor. If you just give into the captor, Wow, she wasn't Stockholm.

That's a whole other season coming up. So god, you know they're going to get a show that or they at least get their wedding on television. Sure, for sure. But the reason I was singing that back to Jason, right, Hair, I'm sorry for drinking tea. Guys. The reason why I kept going back and forth about him is that when he was like when they put on the couch and they first started showing clips of them, he was like laughing, smiling, like like and you're just like, that's not a hurt person.

And then then they started playing the sadder person. Then he looks sad, but then it was like, you know, I just wanted to be happy, and then it's like I love to be friends. Canna have a hug. That's not This is my theory is that he wants to that he knows he's in the running to be the Bachelor. And they made Becca do that too with Lauren, that like they know if they're in the running that they have to be over it. And just like I think he's auditioning if she picks dumb Garrett and then it's

down to Blake and Jason. I think he's doing his best. I don't think Blake can do it. Blake's too emotional. Every time he to break up, He's gonna die if he doesn't get picked. Honestly, who's she going to pick before we go? So you clearly don't like Garrett. Well, Garrett is like a like he's like homophobic, he like doesn't believe the Parkland like crisis actors. But but but did he Now the controversy with him was that he

liked post that said these things. There's a lot though there was like about it was a lot like like the one like there was like a border guard throwing a child over the wall. Like he liked it a lot of it because he's so likable. He's dumb as it's something. He's the most likable race. And she's there's a picture of her from a long time ago on Instagram giving a Trump signed the finger. Yeah, she's like

a public Hillary supporter. Yeah, and so like you have to wonder in this day and age, when you're meeting someone and you're dating, do you have to be like are you public? I don't get like they're meeting from people from all over, Like you find out he's from like Farmland, Like, how do you not need to be

fair to him? Like her picker? He has come off he was sweet with all the guys he was He didn't usually if somebody act like usually the racist leaks the raks like like he that was confusing, and you're like, oh, honey, we know all this stuff this guy because I did a deep dive on his legs. He's fresh racist. He's a that's what confusing, Like, you know, like, so you're pulling over Blake, Yeah, but Blake, But Blake seems like I don't understand. I mean, if I didn't know all

this stuff about it. Aside from his like liking of the kids getting through it, he's also he's look, he feels he's he feels like he's been kicked in the head by a horse. He's so don so, so take all the lights aside, because we have not sat him down, we don't know what side. And you know what, maybe he grew up in a very We did see his dad make fun of a mentally handicapped persons. We did it.

Oh my god, I must have missed this occupy. So he did that in the background, Like I vaguely remember that now it was almost and I just kept kind of thinking, well, that was a joke that fell. Maybe he was Maybe he was. He seems sweet. Maybe he's not a bad guy, just like a little have been exposed to other Like, he didn't seem like a bad guy. He might just have not been exposed. Yeah, and that's can he can come around. That's why a lot of people suffer from in that regard, is that the lack

of exposure. I would hope that this would have But she seems a more woman of the world. He doesn't seem that bright. I don't. I'm like, what are you going to do? Live on a farm? Isn't that when he says all I want, I die and all I want and me and then we go and it's the happiest day in my life and and all's I wanted. I just keep wondering if he has said alls I want in front of her, because that might be like the deal breaker. That's a deal breaker. That's a deal breaker.

As I want. I'm kind of a beast, you know. I'm disgusting. I'm disgusting my brother I got I have literally the grossest eater. But it's the fourth Jacks didn't see me eat until like a month into us. No, I can't stay not stained. And I like to ease my hands. And if I don't like to eat at the table, and I licked the bowl with my fingers, and I wear and I wear an apron to cover

my unforble eating. I wear like an apron. And it's truly what it's like an animal that is like I went to boarding school and there was like I went, you have high school in my town. I went to boarding school and it's like, so it would be like fifteen golden break tree vers that you have to eat really fast because all the kid's hands will just be in your plate. I'm like a defensive and my dad would just like he wouldn't he with the family. He he thought that he couldn't gain weight if he ate.

He would just eat off of your like if it wasn't his food, it didn't count. It would eat with his little I'm a defensive I'm going to eat it before you take my food. Hometown didn't have a high school. Oh no, not even close. We didn't have a stoplight. What we don't have a stop How many people living that you would have been perfect for the Bachelor a little How can you imagine them that would have totally allowed visiting your home. They would have loved it, Oh

my god, the Solis. Yes, it would have been like I feel like they would have like a higher murdered poor guy. He just disappeared in jail. You think he get away with I don't know or guy. Yeah, that was the whole problem. I remember I read somewhere that they would go to film on his farm during his season and his tractor would be sorry, I had to drink a t Guys. Gosh, you guys will find all the scoop out in so deep, too deep, guys, when

you have to bachelor a podcast or bachelor people. I guess that girls like, oh, I gotta get out of here. But like once somebody's proposing you on TV, you have to say, yes, which one are we talking about? Yeah? But because she, you know, she she want to know this. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm stuck on this farm. There is if you guys are ever, Let's say you break a femur and you're stuck in bed for like five months, try and go online and buy on iTunes. It was

only three seasons long. I was on CMT. It was called sweeth Home, Alabama. It was twelve city guys in twelve country guys looking for their cowgirl. It was the greatest and the farmer. So they brought in like the they run in like the cast of the Jersey Shore. But then the farmers were actually like real hot, lonely farmers. There was this one named Bubba who was so fucking hot. He had like his Oh god, it was the greatest dating show ever. And so here we are, we're at Mentell.

All we get with lots of very exciting all the previous Bachelor in Paradise for some Bibiana, Kenny, Kenny the King, um all right, and then we get uh so, then oh, I have to say this is this should go up top. But I'm gonna say it here. My show on Netflix comes out August tenth, Insatiable with Sarah Colone and Debbie Ryan and Alissa Milano. It's gonna be Friday, August tenth.

All the episodes drop. It's so fun and I am a rascal on We just saw the billboard for it on Melrose kind of near uh right path east of uh. I gotta go see it. A bunch of I haven't seen any yet. Um So, then I didn't recognize some of the people that we're in the Bachelor Paradise. Yeah, I don't. Then there were people I'm like, I don't know who the like, I don't know the gross gross. I can't even say grocery store Joe. Let's talk about grocery store Joe. He has no personality. Oh my god,

I thought he was a door. People are obsessing him for literally no reason. I like, he actually felt and it was his accent. He didn't. I like that. When I talked to Chris Harrison, He's like, well, I don't know you that well. I mean, you seem all right. He's such a Chicago like, well, I don't know what. It seemed pretty cool, like how was your time on the Bachelor? It was horrible? I mean just horrible. And I went home the first day that was going to

be bad but ended up being great. And that was it. It was like what people just want their pictures take it. It's pretty awesome. I wonder if his grocery store is booming. I bet his movie and now he's seen me a Paradise it's probably I don't know why. Everyone, You know, the thing is that he's in a very positive light right now, you're going Bachelor in Paradise. The last night that last year, at this time, we did after the end, we did Outside Lands and Dean came and turned on him.

Dean had just come off of so Dina just come off of like Rachel breaking his heart, the hometown visit with his dad, and um, he was beloved. He was beloved, and he keeps he kept saying to us that he was. He said, just you wait, just to where they're going to be so mad at me, just because he's already filmed Paradise, so he knew there was like a window, but he kind of got back in and so good looking,

that's what happened. He's the prettiest one of all. Yeah, because you've seen a lot of them in person, would you agree, Dean, Yeah, that's pretty cute. But he's you know, I've never seen him in person. Yeah, is he cute? He's very cute. Yeah I heard that. I heard he's really cute in person. Yeah, Alex is cute. The Russian's cute. Well, it's cute, is cute Alex? I never found that kid. He's really cute in person. But I'm a lesbian. Then

ben Z is very handsome. They're all like you guess who else has fallen from grace for no other reason? In his own doing. Ben Higgins, he wasn't the commercial for a Bachelor in Paradise and an American yelling I'm in lovable. I'm like, you were the Bachelor, you were in high standing. Now you look like a dumb idiot trying to grasp the fifteen minutes of thing. We watched the lip sync battle with him. It was so desperate and you're like, I feel like they just get caught

in this cycle. And it's like I just like, I'll do whatever you asked me to do. And so it's like Ben Higgins, you said, was saying he was talked about doing it again to Bachlor so boring. He was so boring, and he's just like, like the ridiculous off it he's agreeing to do. You're like, I don't know, nobody's gonna want to date you. Now we're yelling I'm on love flag Onesie on the beach, just be embarrassed.

He literally if he was the Bachelor, he'd be like every girl, he'd be like, I'm just I've been brokenhearted. Even on Winter Games he was like losing his mind and like you're pulling together and go home. The It's also like when you think about it, like this is the only pure moment in time, like these guys right before they go to Bachelor in Paradise, like like Ben Haiggen's when he actually confessed to Caitlin that he felt in LoVa. But that was like when he was a

real guy. Even last year when we were at Outside Lands. None of these guys, like their season are just finished airing, so like they hadn't been exposed to And like I remember Dean had a watch and he was nervous about selling something on his Instagram and then like they get in so deep that like that, like he was selling a watch. It was like his first paid thing, and and like and it's interesting that like and now that's

like all they do, that's what they do. It's hard, Yeah, I mean you get into that world and you just want to like keep it going for as long as possible. And some if you are like Dean, he probably makes a lot of money. It's like what do you do if you're like Tweeter, Like Ben is more marketable as single now, so honestly, you should just stay on lovable with his whole life. So true, why find a girlfriend

you're not? They're all like they're all like selling like hello fresh celebty boxes and boxes and men scrooming, like, how many of you guys are eating? Hello fresh? Really they're like swipe up to see how I made this meal and four easy steps. Have you ever sold anything on Instagram? I have what'd you sell? Uh miracle whip or no craft? Sometimes for craft and uh totinos. Yeah, yeah, that sounds good. That's it. People will send stuff and I'll give you know, shout out. I give a shout out,

you know, but I rarely get paid me neither. But I also feel like a tool, so I don't seek it out, you know, neither. Like, hey, guys, if you like my fake tan, I've got do you want to be as orange as watches? Because like comedians were like being a version. We're like sharing our lives and our opinions and then suddenly you're like that, Seriously, if you

need dental words, here's the guy. Seriously, if you access Paula, imagine if he was selling, you know, like I felt like, and I was, it was like, hey, hey do you need some more vitamin d um? Okay? So then he all right, so we've got Jordan's If there's oh boy, this was also about in Paradise. If there's one thing. Jordan's don't do Jordan's don't sweat, David's that's what now he knows that he's Jordan's right. Um, he's in on

it now. And then he said, I'm pretty sure I've got a pair of testicles and the prettiest girl in Paradise all around my arm. That was something that Jordan said in the ad. That's right, he's now crossed over. He's no longer, no longer pure like Crystal. They made it look like it was like Crystal. Probably Crystal. Yeah, because she's a loony. I loved the ad with everyone thinks I'm a sure Shanna is a witch first time a Russian cooker and I'm European trashia going on. I know.

I was like, yeah, did feel a little bit. She's she's a Russian hooker witch. Oh boy. And there's Ben Higgins and his sombrero screaming. That was the other Yeah, it was a sombrero. It was a sobrero and an American like Ari was there. Robbie has had more work done to his face than all the fake boobs here in Paradise, and there's a lot of fake boobs. Raven, I'm back in Paradise where I had my first orgasm? What about that cartwheel and lapland wait, she's there with someone, Well,

she's with Adam. I'm sure that she went down just to be like, you know, they would dangle like Jaden Tanner was like, look, guys, and I showed them and it seemed like a buzz kill and they came down to like I feel like they brought the couples down to propose to each other. And yeah, like Ashley, but didn't he propose last time? Raven? No, they're not engaged there that the mother ship they have, Yeah, they have a lot more proposals. So then Jason um, where was Clay?

Where was Clay? Clay couldn't be there because he was training again. Oh, there is no mention of ship nests? Was he even there? No, there's no mention of like battery, no ship Lincoln. Yeah, yeah, they didn't even bring him up. They acted like he didn't exist, you know, honestly forgot hause he built ship nests and assaulted women and he's registered. What is ship? What do you say? Okay, that's final one of the season, guys, favorite thing, So anybody you

can fast forward for two minutes. If you've heard me say this twenty eight times, all right, get ready. So when you know how he was in the first four, like she met them live afterwards. So he so then whenever they like when the guys are up there, they can be like, wait a minute, I went to high school with fortune. I know fortune, Like if you were one of the four that walks out love, So he ship nest while out what's his name Blanken walks out

and he um. He worked at this company named Oracle, which is like this fancy kind Google type data storage company. So somebody was like, I know that dude. That dude would put toilet paper on the floor in the public like the stalled about their stalls. He would build a nest of toilet paper on the floor, take a ship in the nest, and then flush the no or leave the ship nest, or flush the ships the ship. He

didn't like to touch toilets or something that. And then apparently he also shot in his cubicle, but we don't know if that's verified. But apparently someone sent a photo crouching and google wormhole and he's a flat earther. He's a registered sex offender, and he's ships in the nest. Hopefully they're gonna do some better background ships after this. Generally the guys are actually pretty nice this season, but there was, which is why I was kind of boring.

But I love that they just like, he doesn't exist. We never did anything wrong and that never happened. I wasn't like, sorry Lincoln couldn't join us. TikTok, TikTok, like let's make it rock amazing. Okay, So Tinder four thousand matches, they said they took a look back at why he upset people. He had four thousand matches on Tinder. He was captain underpants. Um, my professionality is my face and he cheers to you being a bit, which was a great toast. Being me is my greatest asset. Being you

is not your Being me is my greatest power. Being you is not your greatest power. That's why God talked about me. Also a win. Um, and then people go, okay, so let's talk about Jordan. Let's talk about the Internet. What's your hit Jordan quote? I think I do like TikTok lex rock. I think being me is my greatest power of being you is not your greatest power. That's why God talked about me. I think it's my favorite. Who knows what it means attached to me as a professionality.

It's my face. It's amazing. I'm watching him walk is amazing. How about that interaction with that guy that we thought was hot. Let's talk about the mail Capris. That guy what's his name? That was so cute? He was one of my picks. Yeah, he was fully really because I think he was like a soccer he was a soccer player. Kind to think of that. You mentioned the Capris earlier. He wore him last night, the high Water the high

Water pants. He came out to fight with Jordan's he like called like they like he like called him out for not being a real male model. Oh my god, you would remember tweeting at that time he was he came out and hen't know, I know what happened. Our power went out for like ten minutes. Can you google bachelor Bachelor mentell alp Man You've never seen. That's got to be the image for our show tomorrow. It was. It was literally they were tight and then they stopped

about been wearing capriz. All of a sudden, are they doing a lot of tight roll off? There's a but but there's also just like some straight up capri pants, like cool guys and you're like, I don't understand, what are they doing? Yeah, like a man, but then their shirts are really long. Joe Coy was wearing him this weekend. He called him man prese. Did he really? And he won? He won stand Up Comic of the Yeah, that's a big deal. It is. Yeah, he's awesome, but he's wearing

capri pants. What he's got the confidences in order to pull him off, you've got to be the comedian of the that's true community. You can wear a man preise. He he was seeing um that the house moved around me. I'm the mouse there the elephant. I've got billboards up in their minds. I'm paving highways. I should have worn a work vest here. I think he's mentally ill. Yeah, I mean, I mean like he's not gonna hurt anything. He doesn't seem like they kind of wild hurt someone.

But he definitely is got a few screws. He was calling out Colton and Tia for the relationship, which I appreciated. He said, you want to talk about what when you talk about your relationship, is that of you and Tia, let's talk about the cold. When now you just something to say about Colton, Katie. I totally fell asleep when he was talking you actually, when he was crying about what do you think about that moment when he said, and then he mentioned again, you're calling me a pussy,

yet I've never seen a push. That was az, You've never seen you, never seen one, never seen that. He repeated it. He repeated it, never seen. I thought, I mean, you can still be a virgin and have seen I imagine you'd seen it. Google one, Google image. Dude. He says something I thought I wasn't sure if that's what they said. I thought they said something like you've never been fucked or something like that. I think it was you're a pussy and you've never seen a pussy. I mean,

I'm sure he's seen a pussy. I would hope. I'm sure he's seen one. He just hasn't. Such a nerd, I don't know. I liked him calling out his coltens like glitter jacket. He's like, I'm not sitting here on my glitter jacket. People kept cat trying to come that stupid David was coming at Jordan's and people kept trying to come at Jordan, and I like that. Jason defended him, saying that you were being a bully and you picked up like and then he's like, you're right, You're right,

You're right. I mean, listen, I'm if I'm wanted to make fun of anyone who's a virgin. It's just weird to like be talking about it, talking about it. Yeah, it just it feels like a personal thing that it's I mean, I guess when you go on that show that Slight Power for the course, you have to talk about everything, but it just needs like keep it. Just can't do it to yourself, you know, And there's nothing to be ashamed of for sure if you're not at the Fantasy suite, So why bring it up? Yeah? Um,

but they live for that stuff. They love it when somebody's got and they they talking about Ashley's virginity Bachelor of Paradise for years and then you probably been a virgin in a while. We watched Bachelor. Did you watch the Winter Game? Yeah, where she apparently lost it, right, and then I wouldn't tell us about it. Yeah, after that many years of talking about it, she was like, I respect my privacy police, but she probably had lost it before then, but it had become such a storyline.

That's the thing. You don't want to be make it that big of a deal. Just go just go get a taking kid, Just do your thing or not, but stop talking about what you want. But yeah, why aren't we hearing about this? Um? I like Jordan's saying, you're wearing your shiny black suit. You're a hologram of a man or a skeleton of a man. Um. He went for it last night? Uh, Nick said David after watching the show. I thought you were there for Jordan, not Becca. I forgot Nick existed until he both wide eyes and

his blond hair. Yeah, he was the one we thought was going to get the first time I got about him too, because his bio said he was a weekend Warrior and it's like, oh, you're just a drunk. And then somebody said, sorry, you took it too far. And then George's like, wait, what's your name? What's your are you gonna come get camera time? Here? Come here, come get carera time. Here's Chris Harrison and he had the high waters. He goes, um, yeah that was you missed.

It was pretty good. Yea we missed all that. It was Mike Wave calls the short and oh my god, it was so it was so exciting. Um, Jean Blanc, Jean Blanc was got called out. He tried to be a good guy and then he was weird. That was a weird moment. He just wanted to have old TV time and he wanted to get his perfume brand out there again. And she didn't even show the label and he was like, are you going to squirt it? She was like no, yea, because why would she want his perfume?

Who do you think it's gonna win? I I'm pulling for Blake. I'm hoping that it's him. She does seem to be keep going a little bit towards Garrett more. But sometimes the show is tricky like that I set it up to her. You think that she's laying towards the one and then it ends up being the other. This is a good season in that it's not clear. Yeah. Well, she seems to have been very even though she had some hard goodbye, she seems very clear about her decision.

Who's your favorite bachelorette? I love um? What was her name? She she was? She's now like working on h G TV. Julian I thought she was really fun. I missed that season. Everyone loved Julian. I like the ones with personnelity. I love Caitlin. Yeah, she's got a good personality and so just jo JoJo's personality. Yeah. I liked Rachel Chel. I liked her till the end. Rachel I just I like

Rachel a lot. I didn't love what's his face? But they're still together, Brian, I feel like she's everything she does feels like, see, I'm not thinking about you, Peter, like still she's still still thinking about still. And she was so cute. He was so cute, and he wished she could be the bachelor. He's the one guy that actually walked away from the franchise and was like, I

don't want this. I thought, oh, because he said no, but then didn't He kind of like what she had said yet I think so, but like they should to bring him back. He should be the bachelor. I think they're now mad at him so much that they won't. Yeah, they wanted that one guy to when they were before they picked already they had the the country singer what's his name? Oh god, Luke? He was he he was said to do it. Yeah, and he was like hooking up all all these ladies. But I liked him. I

thought it was a good guy. And then it turned out he was such a remember his weird like such a good guy. We've now met a lot of like he he sucked us over in Nashville. Yeah, like the way he something came out about and remember, yeah, he was just like playing girls when you and he didn't

talk to that after Winter Games. That one girl again, that's when I knew he was really remember his dead eyes when they played into the commercials like I was like, but during but that's when you know that this show is tricky because he was saying and doing all the right things on But I wonder if I wonder if you like, if it comes out like do you think he was a dog before or they get a taste of it that can't just all of a sudden appeared

that level of it. I don't know, But James Taylor, I think I think they I think they get Taylor turned into so we could cut this out thirty one, but like we can talk all right, James Taylor was we remember because America, America fell for him. For me, Yeah, he with everyone like country hundreds a year of just Rando's Yeah, and he like posts about Trump all the time, and he like sings songs about Trump on his No.

I just like see people like sending it to where this whole this bachelor world, they all like it's so small. That's the thing. It's almost because we've like again, we know some of them now. I think it's almost like you all go to the same high school, just different. Yeah. Yeah, you like just watching them and I think now that like Instagram isn't judging that. It's made it all like the fact that they all become Instagram stars and makes

it way yeah, way worse. Yeah, that's why a lot of them, it feels like some of the guys that are girls just feels like they're on there to make an Instagram presence. When before before all of this, when you'd be watching you even like seven, like Caitlyn season, I don't think it was that Like, I don't think it was. And I think Caitlyn season was when it was really starting to start more into like a social media seems to be happy with Sean. Yeah, I hope

they get married. Oh and that made me think of Blake because you know, Sean really got worked up the end of her season and was acting like kind of looney like Blake is acting. I mean, I guess for good reason. It's like, well, have fun in the next guy next to for all he knews. I know at least she only slept with one other guy, but I would go crazy. But yeah, if you really love someone, that would be like fucking Melanie. It would be weird if all of a sudden you're just like, Okay, have

fun fun with Jack's go on. I found can hope you hope ever a great time. You pick me, I'll belly, I'll be here when. Uh you know, if you if you get bored, if you don't like any of her movies, I want to come over and check out what I'm doing. So I guess it makes sense that they get a little crazy crazy, like okay, great, have fun with Anna Ferris and we get bored with Anna Ferris, I'll be over here. I mean, but I were like judging, like, oh, you're such a plus, come on sucking up, whereas you

know any one of us would be like devastated. That hurts, okay, and I know the guy guy hang out. We talked about the time in between paper. He's actually really legit. We've been roommates for the last six weeks. I know you guys are gonna we talk. We talked about our family's a lot. Solid guy. Solid guy. Yeah, I've seen his Penisay's bigger than mine. Her wonder if she likes that. Oh my god, I'm gonna huh, this is just a lot, dude. Anyway,

were you the one who made the joke? That's like if she came out back to the Rose ceremony and she was just like limping, I think that was Kyle. Kyle out again. Remember last Remember last week when Garrett, when Garrett kind of laid his dick on the table by like he toasted, like, let's not forget less night, I can't wait to meet you. But he basically reminded everyone in the three of them reminded them like a suck to you four hours ago. Good to see you, Blake,

can't wait to me. Your family's fucking you in that tent. You don't want to hear about last night? Just like should we should we toast so good night and like clicks like artery his neck. I sort of got his neck because he also seems like he's like, he seems like a sweet theater nerd who's like who's like found CrossFit, you know what I mean, He's like hit the gym and got him. But like you just see, he's like

a theater. He wants to like guys and dolls. But now it's just like he seems so young to me. That's the only thing. It's like, I don't seem like such a wrong fit for but then and Blake seems better, but he seems so young and he and he's and

he does. Ralph Garman thinks he's an angry guy that has a lot of barely below the surface anger about like the ex girlfriend and the mom and the coach, like he the mom that his dad is actually really hot, and the mom left his dad for like a dude like that like Mr McGough, like that Sucket they looked like Mola Sean like the dad like the boyfriend like and his dad is actually like super high. Yeah, so

there's some definitely damage. The like if the mom is driving down the mountain for days a week to have dinner with him, was that Garrett that they both had a breakup? But I think Garrett's mom is the one who came to have dinner, drove into the mountains something like that. Looked at each other like wait, what his mom on the mouth? Oh? I think it's weird to parents because even they're young kids in the mouth. I'm

not me too, I'm what your kid whatever? One of my brothers does it, and I'm just like not a fan really mouth kissing. Come. I got a mouth kiss by an uncle, like recently, and I was so stunned by his like cologne there, like a cologne, and like he's like not like the cool uncle, He's just like an uncle. But I feel like I got like I should be kissing anyone of them. I think I got a mouth kiss from a cologne ridden not cool uncle. I don't want a mouth kiss anyone but my lady. Yeah,

yeah right now. Buffalos, Oh chis the anchor bar God. I was singing about how I was like thinking about how funny it was that his like entire town shows up, and then other people are just like, here's my family, another and then other school. It's like we've got a high school pepper rally plan for you. That's right, You're right. Buffalo was like Buffalo and the Blue Cheese rape Blake has this whole high school. It's just like, well, here's

my family, my tomato. I was actually fascinated watching how they plant the tomato plant. But like, I haven't lived in my home, my high school home, in like twenty years. Can you imagine having to be like this is where we're gonna go visits. I would be so mortified. When I first started acting, my mom was like, I need a head shot. I was like, all right, so malder head shot. We have one store, It's called Bilburg's General Store. We have a general store that has like has like

canned goods, rat poison tires and like cat's ire. And I went in and my tapes to the meat scale at the grocery checkout. It said little Pompton Zone art and Marine and it was taped to the meat scale. You made it. That's how I knew I made it. And that's how I knew it was so embarrassing. My head shots in an ice cream parlor? Is it? Yeah? You know, I saw it once, but I don't know if the ice cream parlor is still there. I love your ice cream dances on Instagram. What's your favorite flavor?

What's your favorite scoop of ice cream. Favorite ice cream parlor in the whole wide world, Desert Island one scoop. Well before there was before there was like these artisanals. Everybody bougie. I like a mcdonne used. I used. My favorite treat was Bascar Robin's Mint chocolate chip. That's what the only ice cream that was available. I like Oreo Cookie mcclury. Now there's like, you know, now we're like like salt and straw places like that, you know where

it's like this, okay, but Desert Island bogie. The best place we've ever had, hands down, was in Australia in Melbourne. It was they made their own Ginelata. It was hand handmaid fresh ingredients and then they had to tell a fountain and the fountain was really warm you dip it in. No, so they so they make a hole in the middle of They let them until I go down into it. It's we went like we walked like miles to get

to this place. What flavor did you get? I don't even remember, oh she remembers, but it was but it was like the best thing you've ever ever had ice cream? Was I love ice cream and I like hearing about that. If you ever heard a Melbourne let me know. We'll look it up. Melvine. Oh my god, you could give an accent rise of lights. Okay, good eye. Yeah, we have demost. There's hats were broken in? What is it? Anna? Tara Anna Jacko, Josh, We're terrible. No, I actually I

can't do it. I can't. I can't do it either. We watched Watch Australia. It was amazing. We're in deep. Are you worried about you? Guys are in deep, you know, like all kinds of secrets, so deep you're talking with old contestants, I know, although we haven't cracked any of the new all right, let's talk about Leo. I love Leo with the long hair. Oh the stunt guys. That guy who's been in some softwore porn coming my favorite, No, but no, but he spent for Roman and softcore porn. Yeah,

where he got stabbed in one stunt man. Well, that's so more legitimate. But I think that he's been in another season. I Amdbreddit. I don't know. He's kind of thing going on. The hair. I would cut the hair, but he at least wasn't a meathead like the other guys. Yeah, he was a nice guy. I think he could take a dodgeball hit when when his hair was up in the man bun when they were clamming. Do you like

him better than yeah? I don't like the long hair. Yeah, the long hair is too much and it's really long. It's too long. It's groty. It's like it'd be different if it was just like to the shoulders. It's like eighties metal bands Fai for sure, flow flowy, fabio, curly. Yeah, it's a little too much. He was not the right how he made it as far as he did, I'll never know. My she made some weird choices, all right, everybody's getting upset about the captain underpants? Was that worth? That?

Was that everybody's being annoying? Which the golden underpants? I thought the whole thing was stupid. It's like, you know, there's so many people who are like, why do you watch the Bachelor? Why do you have to Bachelor is so dumb. I'm like, it's really entertaining. You're just being a hater. And then they have those dumb was like that where suddenly he's like unbuttoning his pants and showing gold underwear and then you're like, well, I guess the

show is kind of ridiculous. The show after and then it's also Jason like falling in love like an ice skating. Yeah, You're just like, can't we just stick to the basics? Do we have to have this cookie? These things? This was my favorite cook though. You like the cook this because at least he wasn't a dick like Chat a lot of the cooks like Crystal or Chat. This wasn't a venomous cook. He was just a mentally ill male model. Yeah. Usually they have like more of a villain. I guess

Chris was the Chris a villain, right. So then Chris, they were like, so what happened? And he goes I went off the rails and then he had the he had the choir that see again. That was another cookie moment where I was like, what are we doing? This

is insane. Here's my theories. I don't know if I feel like he may have been I'm like, he felt roidy on the show, and then maybe he's embarrassed and he watched it back like maybe he was actually like on I don't know, but like I know a few people that in the past have actually like dabbled in roidiness and you get to be like a crazy hothead. Yet definitely was blowing off. Uh, I would go off the handle pretty quick. I mean, I mean, I'm not he just he just seemed like his temper was and

he'd been It was weird. They gave him like two seconds to acknowledge it and then moved on, what did you think of that, Katie? Who would he seems sincere though I agree with you, like it actually did and he seemed like he did try something. But I think you're right that he seemed different on the show and he could have been either on roids or withdrawal from something like who knows, But yeah, I just just remember

watching on the show. I think after his first outburst, I went to Jackson was like, oh boy, he'd be all handful to day. You imagine if he's like, yeah, yeah, he would have. And that was just like three days with him. That was That was a lot. I don't hopefully he actually saw himself and like remember when when what was her name? Lace? When Lace Lace on? After the final rows, seems like she's seemed like a sobering side of herself and then they lured her to Paradise.

That poor thing, like she had actually tried to get it together and then they lured her to Paradise. You put her in the hot tub with with freaking Chad. Like, um, let's say about Wills and I went to college with Wheels. I liked his no mustache. I like, you went to college with Yeah you see Davis? Yeah, girl, and you know him or yeah, we worked at the coffee house together.

Cool guys seem cool. I mean we like, he used to like date my friend and we were just very like, Hi, Yeah he was hot, that level of just like yeah, just straight is hot. Yeah, I don't remember. He was fine, like he we were in college at the time. I found Hi out there. He was like the frat side and I was more on like the radio side. Yeah, radio, And we worked in the radio and he dated my friend and he was just he was just a very

chill guy. I didn't really ever think anything of it until I saw his face on the thing and I was like, that's that guy. But his whole vibe was exactly that. He was just like, yeah, he really like her. They both seem to like each other. But yeah, yeah, he was just gone. And then I know he was like tearing up watching it back, and he's another one. I'm like, I hope you maintain your purity because you actually see him, like your heart is open, Like, I

hope you don't go through the machine of this. Ye. I was gonna say, I would love herhim to be the Bachelor too, and I don't want him to give me a ruined person. But I think he's going to Paradise. Yeah, I saw him there. I shim there. It's like the pit, and yet they that's the only place they get paid unless sex pit, and it's the most fun to watch and ruins them. I am excited for to come on my favorite show. Monday Nights continues Tuesday and Wednesday really starts.

So it starts, well, isn't it. It's two nights? Is it? Monday? Tuesday the Funday and then Tuesday's batch. There's usually two mates per pair. I think maybe next the week after it's going to be two nights. I forced checks to watch all these with me. Which one do you like the best? Who are you rooting for? Who do you think she's gonna pick. She's like, I don't care, you don't care, you don't like it, all right? If you don't care, but you watch it, who do you think it?

Just observing it with no no no dog in the race. Yeah, yeah, she hasn't been it will tell them apart the entire season. Well she has it. Beck has an aggressive type, which is just a football player, and they have like a high and tight. She looks like a tight it's like the big neck. But but that's why I wanted her to go for something different where she liked Ari, because like we met her ex boyfriend, all those guys, but like, why did she like Ari? He's like skinny as fucking

look like he's never even picked up a football? Did you What did you think of Jason? Do you think they would have been a good fit or he was not the right I loved Jason and I feel like he was. I actually feel like they would have been really happy together. But he's not flashy enough to win. But I think I think if he would, I think he'd be a good bachelor. Flashy. They've made her flashy, you know what I mean. I think that they actually

would be the best couple. I think she would have been the happiest with him, But like I think her like panties are going to pick the big jock. He can't like Chopp like how she wants. He wants like an alpha thing. She's got daddy issues and I think she's been newly wronged by Ari and she's like, what's a man? She was a man to keep her safe, all right. Well, she's kind of like I always say, she's like kind of attracted to this weird, like toxic masculinity.

She likes dudes who like resonate like aggressive madness where you're like, okay, but that's what. If Jason was genuine, he would have been the best one. That bummed me out because he seemed seemed you know again, it's hard to know. He seems very sincere. It seems like they're really nice guys never win on the main show, but they do well in Paradise. So like a like a Raven and Adam or like Carly and Evan would never

have happened. You don't mean like like I feel like I feel like Jason would do really well in Paradise if he went, like because all the girls would be like I want someone's stay. Yeah, he actually feels like he would have been a great husband and they would have been really happy together. But but like I think the panties have a pick and it's not she did, but she didn't want a bonus. She didn't want to.

She did not but actually did to me, I was like, you don't even want to bonum, you don't even want to just like just I know, right, I don't know. I didn't understand she did not part of the BA You get three three three, what's fine? I guess to too, free bees because and then you got to pay for those two for the rest. I mean, maybe she was maybe she was trying to think. I think it was that it was sort of like not having to explain makes her the least interesting, is because she's so level headed,

she's practical, Katie, what were you going to say? Especially because she kept on how good of a kiss her? Is like, what do you want to have sex with him? You don't want to, You don't want to know what happened beyond that. I mean, we all couldn't believe that that. I really still cannot believe she didn't want to bone. She's just so worried about hurting him because you know what,

I think his styling was wrong. He had the greasy hair and he had like the equivalent of like a pleated pay and a lot of Yeah, he's like it might have been. Yeah, he needed a stylist, Like, honestly, was his hair cool? Like brotherhood? Was his hair? The hair? And then he had on like like a pink polo toctic like Dockers when when she dumped Wills, I wouldn't know how had to a pink polo and Docker when she dumped Wills, I like looked over Jason, and he

was wearing a pestile polo. Yeah, you can't like it's not hot. It's not that part like a rocker tea and jeans. Does a pink pollo toused in tight with greasy hair? But I guess that's gonna be His life is just like a husband and a day. Yeah, he said to a good husband. But it's the dude in the polo and the doctor. You don't want to get the boy. He's so sweet, but I don't want a ball pointing at my outfit. Wait, what were we wait

a minute? Boning? Boning? What did he say? Where he was like she forgot my name, but after she didn't forget it, Like he's auditioning. He was definitely like trying to throw some scripted. He was auditioning hard to be the Bachelor. He's gonna come back. But the weirdest part was him, that's the thing. But I honestly want the weirdest part was him being like, I really love he was so happy. We're like, I really love the point where we could be friends. Come on, give me a hog.

I think it was all his I think that was all his his take, auditioning as hard as he can to be the Bachelor. It's like because she did that too. She was like, you know, it's just not meant to be moving on, like, let's do the damn thing. Yeah. Yeah, even though two hours are you chased me around an Airbnb that went on and on and on about you just wouldn't leave this airbnb. She's like, I'm fine, I'm over it. What's next? And that's right. I wish him well.

Clearly it wasn't meant to be, like they can't make him the bachelor. He it would be Blake will be someone from this season. I mean, otherwise we get an ri We need a Peter. I don't want to Ben Hick. They need to men Fancis Peter, Peter, Peter Peter no, will be here because he did Bachelom Paradise but show the grocer No, he but he lost out last night when he barely talked. I didn't see christ men like trying to pull to you, like if it's nick my al.

I liked it. She would just do I like you other grocer, but I like, yeah, but that's because she's lived in Chicago for long. I like a shy guy. I like, but yeah, but if you're gonna if you're gonna be the star of a show, you can't meet guy. You're right, okay. I did like that. Jason, he had the first openly gay brother, like on and he said

love is love is love is love. And then he was like, it doesn't mean if you're gay, straight, lesbian, trans, bisexual, Like I look, he just kept going on and on. I look up to my brother. I liked. I did like that. That was a nice moment for him. It was the hardest goodbye. Give me a hug, Give me a hug. Let's be friends are like. I was like, weird, I think that he's auditioning. I will said, you healed me. Where did it go wrong? And she's like, I respect you,

but nothing you did nothing wrong. Jean Blanc came up, May I come up and he has his a few waste of time. She's like, you're gonna take it back, which was amazing, and then she says it made a broken pros are like broken hearts. I was like, what is going on? Yeah? Um uh so. Then the then Chris brought up the chorus. Chris was a Chris was a jerk. He was to say, sorry, Christ, Sorry, what did you say that Katie? The chorus? Oh? Yeah, I thought it was great. I thought I thought it was funny.

I thought it was like a come on, no, get that crap out of here. I don't trust like I said, I thought he. I thought his apology was sincere. I mean, I thought it was kind of funny. No, I didn't mind. His apology was definitely sincere. Will they do that stupid cheesy stuff like bring out like chorus, you're just like one of my one am I investing my two hours a week? He didn't hate it. He should have brought out Richard Mark's dog ship back. Sorry, I to my

wife has a whole different reading. That was probably the best episode. Just face. The sheer shock of saying face was the most memorable part very boring season. I think, so you liked Katie, what did you like? Because I thought Jordan's honestly made it really fun. He was great. Um, I thought, I think I think what was weird about it is that Becca like it's still clearly not ready for yes, and I like Rachel Yeah, and I think that made it very weird. Um, but I don't know.

I thought it was interesting. This season was boring. Ari season was born. Rachel's was not boring. No, she had some fun moment. Nicks was boring. When Nick was boring, Higgins was born. A lot of born. How are we still investing? Was okay? I think the show the concept keeps his come and you get to have Paradise in between. We do this so we get to Paradise. We do this so we learned them and then we got to go to Paradise. We gotta get we gotta know the

starting line up. But then we're ready to the next person needs to be more dynamic, we really do. We need to be a full package. We need some drama. I know we did. We need a good one, not at least as ended on the big dramas was at least and you did not know which like Ari kept you guessing, and he said I love you to four people and he had young Becca and the taxidermy. Yeah, so we had some interesting people were surrounding him. Even though he was a turd. That was a good season.

It was a good season. He was boring, he was a turd. It was a good season that I love that. So I just want them not to pick a turd. Can you'll just pick someone. Jason is not a turd. Will's is not a turd, but Jason's not a he's boring. You gotta have. You gotta have both talking. They can't be a turn and they can't be boring. We need both of those if you will have the racist would yeah, Garrett, but he's I think Peter. Peter's boring but hot as fuck.

I think he would lose his mind. He actually, Blake would be good. You're ready. He would go crazy every time you'd have to say goodbye to a girl because you're right, yeah, actually crying at the very end day of the bloopers. We saw Will hit her in the face. We saw we saw what's his name Leo getting nailed by the ball. We saw racists say I like your balls they're big and soft, which they should keep that

stuff in this like that's what shows personality. And then and then also Chris Harrison saying the world is not flat. This is what happens when you drove out of school. Thing I thought was interesting is like they showed when like she gets up to talk to Garrett's yeah there. Why don't they keep that stuff in because it's also chosen, it's clearly planned. That's like, Okay, now you're going to ask me for a chat. But like it's it made like showing that kind of stuff makes it seem so fake.

It like really bothers me. App just don't show. Yeah, I didn't like that part. I thought that was hilarious. It made it look really fake. Have it in the show or don't like? I mean, it's funny. If they like, I'm sorry, then they go in the room. How great was the moment? How much do we love? John? At the very end a tag John from What app What was the app venvo? When he said I did the math for four thousand two matches. You did three hundred sixty five thousand UM hours per year. That's bigger than

the population of Orlando. That was amazing. That was that was truly like at the genius Mike dropped right there, like that one he nailed out. He's like, I'm only going to get one moment on this show. He's going to paradise. We looked it out. He is great. He actually is likely fun. He beats the best. We probably actually cannot be the Bachelor. He's a nerve. That's it's nerves that kind of barely have a personality. Interesting, Who do you want to be? Who do you want to

be the Bachelor? Peter? Peter? But Peter, I mean, but Peter's his personality. That's the problem. When you're really good looking, you haven't had to develop your personality. He's quiet. All you can do is talk about working out. That's the thing. He'd be like, you know, if it was the whole season about fitness, God would be very interesting. We tried, We tried to get him to so many podcasts and we couldn't crack him. Yeah. Is he just he doesn't care?

He doesn't want it, And I respect that Jim to do well. Yes, And I think it's I think he has another like he's still in Milwaukee. I think he has all the work he could have for the rest of his life is doing in Milwaukee boot cap. So like Rachel basically send some signals that she's not over him. Does say you know I'm over you here Peter, Peter, do you see us posing with her dog? She did sorry not sorry on the lips. She didn't sorry, not sorry, like to Peter. It's just like she's so not over um.

That breakup was heard like, that was awful. He was blowing his nose on his shirt. And that was the worst finale because because then that was like then I was like, oh wait, he's not going back, and now he's out here. We're watching it with her, and then now we know there's only one guy, so we're just waiting to see to the top of the mountain. It was awful. And then she was and then she said I'm living my best life to Peter, and that's when

tapped me out. Let I forgot about that best living my best Life's like, I don't think this show is if you are living your best life, you don't say it. I mean, that's the thing. You don't say, I live my best life. Guy. Remember she tried to torpedo him so he wouldn't be the bachelor. This is not your show. Yeah, figure out how to propose it so he wouldn't be the bachelor. I really want Peter to be the bachelor. Now I forgot he needs to be the bachelor. It

would be juicy. Um, but he's just also another regular person. He's like, well, but I kind of like for like a regular person, but with person, I mean, I don't know, Guys, I'm on the fence, best person, who's she gonna pick who's going to be the bachelor? Who's she gonna pick who's to be the bachelor? For god, leave it on the field. All right, she's gonna I think she's gonna figure it. And she and who's gonna be the bachelor? Okay, Katie, who's gonna pick who's gonna be the bachelor? He's gonna

pick Blake. Who's gonna be the Bachelor? I think it's gonna be Jason. All right, Jackie, who's she gonna pick who's gonna be the bachelor? Said? All right? Whatever I think she thinks? Yeah, Anna, Anna, who's she going to pick? Because she's gonna pick Garrett? And who's gonna be the bachelor? I think she might pull an oar. I think she picks Garrett and last night, what if she does that, because she had the exact thought last night watch it

it being like the next week she was so happy. Yeah, if you change your mind, it picks Jays because if she because I feel like either way I think she's going to do it at the finale or when I think she has a little bit more tacked to do it, not on camera. She seems like after what happened to her, she wouldn't do that would be the greatest ending only because it happened to her. Like she picks Garrett and then change her mind, she roses his politics and then

goes back with Blake. Blake will never get over it, and she probably goes She probably goes to Garrett's farm and it's like chrys Soulis where she's like, oh. Also, also there's Trump signs everywhere, and it's like the dad is like mentally and shelis publicist. Right, She's not living the middle. They're all kissing each other. They're all not kissie. He's doing mentally handikats off in the middle of the state.

And now I'm hoping this happens. I think she's gonna pick Garrett and I think Blake is going to be the bachelor, either Blake. Either Blake will be the Bachelor, or they're gonna bring back somebody from some other seasons. I don't think it's gonna be Jason Dean. That would be an interesting one. Still kind of a baby. He's so cute. He's definitely limited his best life. Although they broke up, I would make out a Dane calmed down cougar.

He's so cute. Laurie what it was? What Laurie was like, am I going to cheat on my wife with Dane? This has happened. Dan makes you feel like you have Dan makes you feel like you have a chance and like it's destined keeping everyone a chance. Oh we're about to every minute? Did you find this on Chelsea? Like every major, major movie star man that I've ever met, you think, oh my god, to say what I know who I had that? And James GANDOLPHOENI yeah, yes, I'm not not in a way that I legit thought we

were going to. Yes, But chemistry he had was so charming and he there was something about it. It was like lightning that I was like, we're going on he had that happened that you miss about that happened like on Christmas podcast, Like just there's certain movie stars. Yeah, there are certain movie stars that you meet, and that's why the movie stars you were like, they want to fuck woman in the world day, Okay, you know they

have an intensity. You know who I sucked me years ago at a party, John hammm walked past me before he was famous. He was all bearded and he walked past me at a party and I was like that kind just like legit, I fucked me like, which was like the greatest thing ever. And then I found out after the fact it was John him. I bet he I fuxed everybody and that's why he's John Drapery All

movie starts, All movie starts. I'm sure I was one of fourteen thousand women at that Like that guy just talked to me because they just use sex if you're that hot and you know you're the ship and you know everybody who kind of wants it. I'm talking about James Gandolphine Charisma. He was who you have chemistry with. I mean, I'm trying to remember. I don't know if there's anyone specific, but like there were certain guys like

Paul Rudd, Hey, I'm Paul, So introduced himself. Yeah yeah, and then like uh justin throw yeah, Scout made out with him. Oh my god, you like this is happening? Just the who is I fucked you? My dog, my dog, my dad? You have chemistry with m oh damn. I don't think i've yes, you have. I don't met the bachelor's. We've met you think, how's it good? Just make sure you're all okay? Just keep checking and I kind of

like touch your own. Dan said to the woman who like was so sweet, who helped put it together, who had to like he was when I put these together, I have to wrangle bachelor's to get them the email or W nine in good luck. So Dean was the last one in order to get his money. He hadn't sent in his W nine. They're like, Dean, we need you to sign here, and he just looks at her and he goes, you've got really pretty eyes. Right she

was at forty five year old mother of two. He goes, you're really pretty eyes and she's like, oh, thank you, and then he goes, what even is a signature? And then we were like and then he's like, you don't need to do that and then I'll sign it for you. Yeah.

My friend Laurie, My friend Laurie, who is a happily married gay lady, was like, I think Dean and I have a thing because they kept grabbing areas because she had to go home to her two little kids back in Berkeley, and and she was like, um, She's like, am I about to cheat? And he was like, he was like, Laurie, Laurie, you can't go. You gotta come out with us, Come on, Laurie. And he was like, oh my god, like I gotta go. I'm sorry, how doy I gotta go with Dean? Like that, We all

were like, we all loved Dean. He was like he'd been. He had like waite pants had been so they were rolled up to his knees and like his toe was poking out of his van like he'd been just like he couch surfing to say, tell money, just with strangers, you know, like, oh my god, we just like really that's just everyone loves It's just Dean. Guys. That's why these girls fall so hard for him. And he's like, how much? How am I supposed to pick this one chip? Exactly?

Yet trouble Yeah, Wells is also really cute. He never sally. Really he's got smiley eyes in a nice He's still dating. They're still dating. Look how happy you guys are? Like, how happy you are? You are? Really, you guys are a great We were just like taking a photo and he just like, like, I've never seen you. I could tell you. He saw this on Instagram and was like, I'm sorry, who is that. I'll tell you one person.

Dean couldn't penetrate at all, this one Jack. No. I swear to God, there's not one man in the world except for the grocer. She started. She started out, I've literally never seen one man make her even like bad, and I she she doesn't. She wants no part to Joe. Okay, Jack's is gay gay gay, so is Laurie Dan. I would we should test it out well, because Laurie came up with the things she goes. I love Dean because Dean's and lesbian. He he pears off. He just likes

the snuggle. He pairs off immediately, he moves in really fast. Yeah, I don't know. He pairs off of He like wipes up immediately, like my photo of Dean come back on the show. Dude, ladies over here, keno, Kenny is Kenny in person. I found Kenny's so cute in person. He's much smaller like he's not only alright, anything else you want to leave on the field. Thank you so much for coming to do the podcast. Nothing other than getting

sad on my Dean is a real smitten love. That's me and my boyfriend Jan. If you're say, I got three horny bitches right from my best Dean picture, there's my most important not all orgasm and my most important Dean pot. Okay, is it not your screen saver? You know what might beat out? It might be soon. Well, great idea that actually is like a man? Oh my god, this picture that you posted this a couple of times. You're like TV t TBT ard and and Dan tv D Dan look at that lovely figure. We're so in

love you guys TBT. Look at this one. There's that's me and Dean and Alex. Uh so good. I have one more like, what are you talking about? Look at that sandwich? Oh, my two boyfriends from the Bachelor. Those are my Peter and Brian Peter, Peter, Peter and Peter. Oh here's the other one from there here's me in hot Alex and his ladies pants. I've never seen the side of art. Oh my god, I guess I just like that Arns and the Heat right now. Oh yes,

now we know what she's doing this podcast. Um alright, guys, well we've really been through something. Well, speaking of corning, let's get that song ready, a ladies, everyone, such fun, such fun times. Time much to be having your birth day party. It was a blast. I wish I could have chatted with everyone more. It was nice. We went to see Thelma and Louise at the Hollywood Forever Cemetery. Was I've never done that before that. It's really funny.

It's you organized. That was a big that stressed me out for you. I had to I had to reserve spots for like fifty people. You did it. Everybody showed up. But then once everyone's there, it's like the movie starting in twenty minutes. You damn it. It was a great birthday though. That was a great What I was most proud of though, was at the end there was a fire works show and they played all these songs by strong women and uh, there was a song what was

the salt Pepper always gets to be dancing. You and I stood up started dancing, and then the entire cemetery stood up started we started shop. It was shuper push it. No, I've never seen that ever happen ceremony. Yes, I'm either anytime you started dancing, because anyone that had a great on that night, because you're welcome, You're welcome. And if your name is Dean, you know where to find me

and he somewhere in Hollywood. Can I just say my favorite part of the entiremental Allice, when h Jordan's got the last word, Oh my god, that was. That is really like a fantasy scenario when you're leaving a room to be like fuck you, fuck you suck you was you're my friend? I like you you suck. I was like, that's a dream. It's like all your daughter's fuck you. You're all right, you're me badly. You're my friend to me I thought was your friends. You sucked me over?

Bye bye, all right, everybody, thanks for playing. Don't forget Nashville. This Sunday to be m Janna Marine Rob I just started rob downer dick, I mean Bachelor of the Air. That's the buttle more of a ticket, drabber ticket with your mom. Hey, thanks to all of them. She'll be at all of them. You go at all if she can, if I allow her to. My mom is gonna come with me to my Vancouver shows. She's talking of me on stage. My mom was come to the Virginia one,

but I'm like, it's one show, do not come? All right, we forgot to do Tweeter of the Week, so fortune is gone, but I am here with the very delightful Katie and Anna. Are you guys ready for Tweeter the Week? All right, here we go. Number one. This is from Olivia at op underscore Cornelius. Jean Blanc, you smell really good, Becca, Thanks too bad, it's not your perfume. Jean Blanc. Wait wait, take this extra Botlet keep in my pocket. Melanie Harrison

at mel sarhar overall successful mental All. Jason correctly identifies every letter of the lgbt Q acronym, Chris Harrison correctly identifies the shape of the earth, and Garrett correctly identifies balls A number three batch street Girl at bat Street Girl, the John Graham twenty six two math nerd mic drop at the end of the mentel all is something I will carry with me forever. Quote that's more than the

population of Orlando. Hashtag math wins. I love that. When he did that, Seth that at Basebone one, the sensors bleeped out Jordan's last word. Thankfully Chris is inviting him up to the couch because the whole world needs to know what disinfect he means. They're all losing their minds. Oh my god, the final one. Seth that at Basebone one. Nothing gets the audience on your side regarding the plight of your privileged suffering and the beautiful People's club. Quite

like beginning every sentence with quote as an athlete. I love that. I'm gonna do the as an athlete. And do you want the perfume bottle or disinfucut e? I like perfume? Okay, so final too, Olivia at op Cornelia's Jean Blanc. You smell really good, Becca, Thanks too bad, it's not your perfume gen blonde. Wait, take things extra bottle like keep in my pocket or seth vad at

baseball one. Nothing gets the audience on your side regarding the plight of your privilege suffering in the beautiful People's club quite like beginning every sentence with as an athlete, Katie, I like the perfume with Anna perfume I liked as an athlete. Perfume wins Alright. Congratulations to Olivia at Underscore Cornelia's um okay. Bye,