"FUN SPONGE" w/ Erin Foley and Roz Hernandez

It's our first double hatter. We're breaking down episodes two and three of the most important television series of all time, Bachelor in Paradise. My name is Art Marine, coming to you from my mom's Bogie apartment in New York City, New York. With me today. I could not be happier because we've happen of a sausage fest lately and to have like gals, gals rating gals, bring it on, and we also have a rookie is here for the first time.

We have the person that this all began with, the woman that is um my platonic life partner, the wind, the wind beneath my wings. She's a brother. Thank You'm flying. I'm like a Macy's Day balloon over New York City. She is the one of the greatest stand up comics living or dead, and she literally she kills me. If you have not downloaded her most recent album, Deep Cut, Deep Dive, Deep Dive, I gotta tell you it is

so fucking funny. It is so so funny you stop pause this podcast right now and go buy this person's album. She's She was a writer on One Day at a Time. She is a writer on that nineties show. But most important, she's my platonic life partner and the person with whom I started this podcast in her kitchen with her cats and her twin ladies and gentlemen. My one of my favorite people on earth. Aaron Foley so happy to be here. I'm so happy to be here. I have a date

for my birthday party. I'll tell you in real life. Also we have um word from Dynasty. We I don't have the date yet, but we will be doing another in person birthday bachelorette and we're hoping to do it as a weekend extravaganza with me and Brian Sofie doing sort of a Nichols and May situation. Maybe Aaron will come to stand up there also at Dynasty, Would you guys come for a double head or like an evening of stand up followed by an afternoon the next day

of like birthday Bachelor it would you guys? Would you guys? Would that be overwhelming to have it all in one weekend? You want us to split it up? Crowd? Anybody here from coming in from a different city, anybody here, anybody here like celebrating a birthday? Did I am? It's gonna be me? Um also with us, I gotta say, this girl looks so glamorous, glamorous, so glamorous, a nice winged eye,

a nice flowing to eye situation. Um. I met her doing Drunk on Stage, which is a brilliant stand up show that Aaron sometimes co host with Bruce Daniels at Akbar and silver Lake is every Tuesday night. But she also hosts this incredible podcast about ghosts and supernatural and it's called Ghosted. And my episode is just up this week, and I've actually had a bunch of ghost experience. If you're if you're curious about this person interacting with the

undead and ghosts. I actually have some experience. Uh. And this person in vouch for It Ladies and Gentlemen, a rookie to this entire franchise, and she's just watched her first three episodes ever of any bachelor show Ladies and Gentlemen ros Hernandez. Hi, Oh my god. I yes, I I don't usually watch shows about like straight people making out. Yeah, but I did it because Arta Marine asked me to And I'll do anything Arta Marine asked me to do.

And I think I'm hooked. Now. We want you in the you want we want you in the pod fam so that we wanted to give you like a little little taste of the sugar, you know. Yeah, you've like converted me to your your organization overall. What like like what did you what hooked you? Like? Well, it was your specific moment that you're like okay, okay, I'll breathe into the rag, Like what what did you give in with? I'll be honest with you. I don't care about any

are you finding love? Like I'm in a weird situation like time in my life where I don't care about dating really at all, and so I just kind of want to see the drama. I want to see uh you know, pretty hair and under boob, you know, like I want to see apps Like I just want to see the sexiness and the drama. And so that's pretty

much what's drawing me in. It gets fun because you're still in the very beginning, but there's a thing called the boom Boom room where they have to go get like consent from a producer to be like, we want to go do this. But then they have like night camps and then you'll start like these people will go like funk on camera, and so you'll kind of see

like moving under sheets, which is kind of fun. And then they'll have a lot of like sexy dates with like food or they'll be like licking whipped cream and the heat on the sun and the sand off of each other's body parts. It gets like a little dirtier hungry. Yeah, I've always known that my mom loves The Bachelor. I mean I don't really I'm so out of this world that I didn't really know that there was that much

of a difference. And so I told her, like, oh, I'm going to watch The Bachelor in Paradise, and she was like, I don't know how they allow that on television. Oh, it's dirtier. It's dirtier. It's a lot dirtier. It's like corny mean musical chairs. But sometimes people find love and

make babies from there. And in fact, at our live show we now let me just introduce who else is with us today, I mean the two queens without whom we could not be doing this entire extravagance at the production team, the cracker Jack production team, one of whom I'm about to have a slumber party from Heaven or Hell. I think it has to be from Satan has to be delivering because it's too good, Like I feel like it's too excite, Like I think that we're gonna be

peaking next to again, ladies and gentlemen. Um. Dr Anna Tanna, Arianna Hannah, Montana, Rosanna, Rosanna, Danna, Dana ms Marine hos me a, Hello, Dr Banana, slumber party from Hell. It'll be fun. Oh it's we'll get to it one second. And then also the woman who grind with this entire thing in without home, we could not be doing this. Dr Katie Levy. Um, Okay, so we had like we sold out in twenty four hours for Union Hall, which is going to be Saturday October Sunday October six at

three pm. Now should we say who has agreed to come to it? Or yeah, let's just tell them. Let's just tell them so allegedly, I don't know. Look, we've

had people bailed before. All these people can vounce the people have bailed last minute, and just like trying to give cats a bath, trying to get Bachelor contestants to show up for a live show, Allegedly we have yes is from Ashley I and Jared who were on the show last night who fell in love and Paradise and made a baby Rose, They made a baby and they moved to Rhode Island. Allegedly they're gonna come to our

live show. They're gonna be on stage with my brother who is a computer programmer, which would be so fun to see them interact. And then on top of that, allegedly we also have made contact and I've gotten it yes from grocery store Joe and uh Sorrina who last

year in Paradise got engaged. Allegedly, those four like the Riyal Royalty of the Paradise franchise, they're allegedly going to be on stage with us in Brooklyn with my brother who also watches it similarly to you, ros and he's like he his main assessment this week is like, uh, was that what's her name is a drip Aaron? What's her name? Genevieza Drip? Jilli Banana's romeo is on Hinge and he loves Eli's suitcase. That was my brother's review. And by the way, he was right on all of it,

right on all of it. Well, the couple, it's Ashley I and what's his name Jared? Jared? Well, from what I know from watching this show is that against all odds, they made it happen, so they will be at your show. The world has been against them and through that's right, they're resilient. That's right. You get it, you get him. Some clips of Ashley I and Jared's romance here's its fascinating.

And she's first of so, she loved him because she was like she loved Disney, and she thought he looked like Aladdin, and she wanted to marry him because he looked like Aladdin. And at first he was not feeling it okay, like at all right for a while, for a long time, years for years and she like was like sobbing, sobbing, and she was really like the Cinder the story of that. Like they really wanted her to find love. She was a fun character. We all like

enjoy and root for her. But she was like locked and loaded on this guy who was just like friend zoning her. And then and she wrote him a single space handwritten letter that was like five inches long that they like had him read a lot like and he was not into it. And then something oh. Then he went to Australia. He did Bachelor in Paradise, Australia, and he had like an epiphany. So she went on Winter Games, had a romance with seventh Kevin from Canada, and he

got jealous because she was off with somebody else. He got jealous. You want to catch your person seem unavailable and interested in somebody else. Not And he came back and she was like she'd moved on and she'd fallen in love this hot Canadian firefighter and he was like this was after years of her pursuing him. She's like, okay, I love this firefighter and he was like we what, And then they proposed, They fell in love. They moved to Island. They have a baby. Stop wait, but what

happened to the fireman else? Remember he started hosting Bachelor in Paradise, Canada or something, and he did with aster He got engaged to Asterid from our show. Yeah, and what Disney Prince did he look like Gaston? He looked. He's very good looking. He has kind of like longer, curlyish hair, like maybe down to like hear or something. It feels like he could be a prince and wicked. Okay, he feels like he could be a wicked prince anyway. So that's the thing. It's like, I think that's a

good lesson. Keep happy, happy, busy, busy, make it seem like there's somebody else you want. If you're really like somebody's just not feeling it, then like publicly move on, put it all over Instagram, move on with somebody else, and like get hot photos and just put it on and there and then the long game. It's like a

five to ten year long game. Also, he went to Australia and was surrounded by some of the hottest dudes like known to mankind, who are all like refrigerator repairman, and he like could not compete, Like he was like shunned kind of and not shunned, but he's definitely like he was not the bell of the ball in Bachelor Paradise Australia. But I think it's also like a lot of these people, it's within that world. What is your Instagram? Like? You know, market a bill like? I think they're like,

we don't know you. Okay, real quick, can I just say if you have tickets to our live show but you can no longer attend, please dm me on Instagram at selling hosts. I will get your tickets sold to someone else, because there are still people looking for tickets and I've already facilitated in exchange and I would love if you can't make it, don't let your tickets go unused. Let us let us re home them to a happy champion who wants to come see the show. We also

will do this at the end. We also have our date for San Francisco Sketch Fest that got postponed from last year, so we will like, you know, you can come to that if you can't come to this. Okay, So let's start with I would like to start with Genevieve UM and Genevieve and Victoria f and uh Justin and then um, Aaron, So let's start with Genevieve, Justin and Victoria Aaron so too. For the people that don't watch at home, there's a lot we have a lot

of listeners Rose that don't actually watch it. Genevieve was from Clayton season and if she just had some confidence, like she spins out, she's she freaks out. She's like locked and loaded on this guy, Justin, and they had this like sort of nice first day. She's super insecure, and then she's like, Okay, this is gonna be my boyfriend.

Justin's my boyfriend. I hope she doesn't take him. And then this one of the sexiest villains that we've ever had, Victoria f comes in and she's like, oh, Justin have a date card. Let's go like ride dune buggies and like like not may or may not like dry humping a sonote which it felt like it didn't happen. And then meanwhile back at the ranch, uh, um, Genevieve is

just enraged that he's gone on this date. Uh and rage spinning out and if he doesn't come back, and it's not a hundred percent sure that Genevieve is the one that she's literally gonna pack her bags and leave and um, and which is exactly what happens. He comes back, he's not sure, and then she's like, well, then I'm out of here, and he gives her it's her birthday. He gives her a birthday cake and she's like, fuck yeah, fuck yeah, I'm leaving ah, And then I would never

do this to you. I would never, And then eventually they have a rose ceremony. He doesn't pick sexy Victoria, which is shocking because it's hard to compete with her because she's super hot, and then he does give it to Genevieve. She's like, fine, I would never do that to you. Until it cut to the next day when mouth Breather from lat Bro from San Diego, Aaron and his boyfriend James come down, and James seems to have

gotten the world's largest leg tattoo. And they come down flexing and preening like hairless peacocks, and they go on a double day with her friend am Cheney, and then all of a sudden there was like a rumor that she'd already cooked up with him, which I believe felt true, and then she's like, I love Aaron, that's sort of like the general play by play. Would you guys say

that as accurate? Yeah, you just left out that when they went on their double date, they did speed nacho eating competitions, which without using their hands, one of the hottest things you can do on a day. And the guys danced in the pool in a manner like these two guys did, like like go go dancing in the pool together and they the day was pretty fun. I'm gonna just let anybody's thoughts available to any any thing is open season and then nay, we'll get to nay later.

We'll do the s a portion of this after because there's a whole other there's the ib S girl, they et cetera. So this is Genevieve and Justin Victoria f and Aaron. Aaron, fully would you like to start? Yeah,

just real quick. My favorite moment uh with h James and Aaron, My favorite woman in in I binged all three this week hot was when they had they got a double date card from fucking old Navy face and from the male male doc Dockers Maile docors Jesse Palmer, who was a shitty New York Giants backup quarterback, just to remind everybody's the largest face I've ever seen, and I hate him. Uh this is He's like, this is a double date card for each of you two and

then pause, take a woman on. To be clear, not each other. You guys won't go on a double date with another couple. Like literally, he posted. Remind then that they're supposed to be there, not to hang out with each other. To take I was that dying. It would have been so much more fun if we can just let them, let them grow out and then grab you know,

some other couple that's gonna eventually break up. But it was just he was like to be you know, just make sure you grab women like that was like my favorite, my favorite moment of the whole show. I think they are They're the only time they come alive is when it's just them that they are. They are that they have the most chemistry of any couple on that beach. I want to watch them hang out and not with women.

They are so tickled by each other. When they were flexing at each other that moment where they were like oh and looking into each other's eyes, I was like, now that's love. That was love. How did you feel about this bromance. Yeah, I would say that's probably the deepest connection that I have seen so far on these three episodes. Um, I think it's hot. I'm into at They're actually like their friendship to me because alone, I don't mind James because he kind of looks like he

used to dress nas back in the day. He would dress like um, like an old timey nineteen twenties Chicago gangster, in like spats and didn't he wasn't he in the box. He was the guy that like was in the James was in the box. James was in the So basically when at the Bachelor Mansion, when people get out of the limo, they have to do like a gimmick. So like so he got delivered in a box and he was in like and it was a really hot night.

People were sweating their balls off, and he was wearing like full spats and a vest with like a watch and like like like a almost like a bowl. Like he felt like he was like a bugsy Spiegel, like like he could have been Al Capones like right hand man, but he was like in this like seven piece suit in a box and nobody opened the box for like four hours in this living room and nobody opened the box.

And now he's got like the shaved sides. He's got the entire leg tattoo like head to toe, and he didn't really move his leg that much when he walked. It looked like a wooden tattooed. It looked like, um, it was like the leg lay up like the leg lamp and Christmas Story, but with tattoos all over it, the tattoo of another leg on top of the tattoo of another katie. Did you notice that? I actually did notice that myself. No, I noticed that too. I was like,

was he limping? Like I couldn't tell, like there was like something. Yeah, and the leg tattoo was new for sure. I was like wondering if maybe some of them were new. And they were like sore and he couldn't bed his leg properly. They look sore. It looked like he was like, let me just get seventeen. But they went in the water, right did they? Who knows? Because the sun? Yeah, right, he should be covered like the water. Like if he had just gone a tattoos done and then went to paradise,

it's gonna be miserable. Like how hypocritical. Did you guys think Genevieve was for like giving like, did you think stand her? I literally like, to me, she's like the ultimate we had to put up with like forty eight hours of her being like, it's over, I'm gonna pack. It's over. I'm gonna pack. It's over. I'm gonna pack.

I was like, I want her matched up with like a huge wave and then she can just flow it out to see maybe get you know, paired up with the creature in the shape of water and away from a TV camera like I I was about to like And normally I'm like, I will always cheer for someone that's like a little off struggling with confidence. I'm like, okay, yeah, we're we've all been there. But this one was just

I needed to punt her off the island. She was so irritating and I was like, I don't she was so irritating to me that who's the guy that she like? The um Justin Justin? I saw his whole season. Never a fan of Justin, It's on record, not a fan of his. But there's two comments that by the end of Genevieve just brow beating him. I was cheering for Justine and also what made me change my mind on

Justin's when he said I've got resting bitch face. I was like, yeah, dee, that's why I don't like him, because he seems awful and miserable and like a narcissist. And I'm like, well after, so now I'm like team Justin, and now get away from Genevieve because she's gonna she's

gonna ruin someone's life. We talk a lot about on this podcast about like, look, everybody gets insecure, you know what I mean, everybody feels insecure, but don't give other people arrows to shoot you with, like like act like you're fucking champion. You're all becoming it. Do not. Just the more you speak about how somebody's gonna leave you, it's not gonna happen. They're gonna go for the other lady. She's gonna come there and do it. He's gonna go

for Victoria, Like of course then it's gonna happen. Just stop talking Secret. Did you not read that book? The Secret? You just gotta you gotta just put like even if everyone feels insecure, but just like I bet it takes her seven hours to get out of bed in the morning, like the alarm goes off. She's like, I can't do it. I can't do it. Everyone. I don't have anything to eat, I don't have anything to wear. Like I used to back in my back in the day, I knew gals

like I'd go get the look we all feel. We all get nervous. I get nervous. But like I remember going to like pick up a friend to go to a party and then they and they were stunning, you know, and then they'd be like, no, I can't wear it. And then you're like no, no, You're like it's just like I can't hang with that. Like, who gives it? It's an island, you're getting paid to like fuck a rando, have a cocktail, rip it up. Were you surprised that he didn't give Victoria the rose like she's so hot?

Were you surprised that they weren't having a connection, Anna, Katie Aaron r. Jenevieve was the one that she got the rose, and then she was like because nothing on the islands forever or she like said something like that right, or was that somebody else that was Jill? Jill? Jill. I'm going to keep both They both need just to jill out, as Laron calls the phrase, fun sponge like people who just soak up fun. They're just not fun. They ruined anything that's fun that's happening. They just like

wreck the fun. They've been there for one day chilling. Jill and Jenevieve were both fun sponges. But at least Jill is just like bat shit in a way that so much more to retaining than j I Jill, Yeah, Jill, Jill. Jila's moments where you go Jill, Jill and then you're like, oh Jill, yeah Jill. If I had to go on across country road trip with one of them, I would pick Jill. Oh. Yes. Genevieve's like sort of um, She's like she kind of looks like Lea Michelle a little bit,

is that? Yes? Yes, Okay, So I mean like they're both stunning, ga everybody. You know, you're not gonna everybody's good looking on this island alight and started one last thing like how bad is Victoria's personality that he picked Genevieve? I mean you know what I mean? I literally was like, oh my god, like Victoria's obviously I want to get so close to her face and keep my face there

for like a long time. But then then she must it must be so bad, like if you picked Genevieve, who's basically pinching your balls and like you don't do anything for me and there's a cake there, victorious personality must be like negative one million. That's a really good point because even just like Corny Iss usually ends on this and like she's so hot, and I remember she did this on Clayton season. I saw a few people Aaron did this later too, But like she did this

with was it was it? It was Peter? She did this with Peter. Wasn't it Peter. It's then she's like, oh my god, you mean you mean me nervous? Oh my can't I just you know, it's just like me like he's like killing you. It's like and then he's like oh no, like and they're like no, like like they act like there this ky like oh my god, like she's like a hot turtle like but it's like the sexy baby. It's like that sexy baby. Like it's

like this watching this whole sexy manipulation. That's like and then like they've kissed she you know, you can just tell her whole vibe is like I will do like acrobatics onlike anything you've ever seen. If we were alone in the Boombero movie, like you know, the show would be you would be outmatched and I I can speak for myself, I would be so outmatched by Victoria. I mean like you just know, you're like wow. And the fact that he didn't give her the rose and Genevieve

was like, fuck you. It's my birthday. Yeah you got me a cake, but fuck you were playing the game. That's the game that we're on. Like when they've had one date, it's not like they've had like seven days of like you know, one date, one date. Anna any thoughts, Yeah, I you know what, Actually I kind of didn't see the chemistry between Justin and Victoria on their date. Um, it felt like it should happen, but I just you know,

it didn't feel like it was it. I almost feel like Victoria is way too hot for Justin if that makes sense, Like she needs like I don't even know she needs like a way I would say, like a country singer. But then I remember that she hooked up with that country singer. Remember that was on her date. God, she was crazy. And also do you remember she she didn't have a hometown because she kept like I can't do this, wait, I want to wait, No, I can't wait, I want to And then she did that for like

thirty five minutes on the TV. I was like, you are unbearable. And then she shacked up with Chris Souls after he had that hit and run where he killed a man. So I don't know, she's got like she's kind of she has a lot of baggage when people like, really look at the picture, you know, So I don't know. All right, before we take a quick break, we're going to do the other side of this thing, which was Nay who then who had been flirting with um, what's

his name? Logan? Um? God, you know what. I'm looking at the cast list and I see, like, I see who they've eliminated. Now I know who's not going to be here for next week because there's no photo of Logan on the ABC website, so clearly he's there. He makes because you see him make out with another girl. But but there's okay, well he's not on the A, B C episodes. I thought I saw him in the coming ups, Coming Ups, all right, well it could be

before the rose servity. So he was with the IBS girl who was so cute at Hunter who was so cute he and then and no, he was IBS girls with Johnny Okay. So Logan was with the with the curly hair, the curly hair girl that I felt for, Hale. Haley literally texted me about Haley and I was like, who's Haley? Did you mean Sally? And she was like, no, Haley, And I was like, Haley, the girl with the curly hair. That didn't that blonde blonde girl with the curly hair,

I don't know, I don't know Haley. Hayley was out matched. Haley was the one that was like, it feels bad when a guy you like goes and doesn't like you. She was just like a normal gal, blonde, curly hair, like not the coolest in the school. And then Chaney needed a rose and she went after Logan and then they got Chaney got her one on one date and they went and like and she was like, it's cha two points, like I see that about you. She did,

You've got a lot of fucking Jurney. I respicked your journey and she's like, yeah, I'm no longer a villain. It's just I and they all say this and like this is so hard for me to be open scary and they're like I don't know. And then they're like I want to be the rock for you, Oh my god.

And then they're like take like tequila shots at like fucking Carlos and Charlie's like somewhere and like I'm like Porto Virata, Like they just take them like to the most tourist bar and then like where Americans are just fucking idiots, you know. And then they're like dry humping on the fucking floor. And then so of course he doesn't give the blood Haley the rose, so she needs like I like him until the rose come down. They

go on the double day. The surprising thing was she and fun Sponge got along great even though they were enemies. Genevieve and uh and She's like wow with jeans, like it's just so easy and natural. I love a man that could put himself in spats in a box and fucking shake it with his friend Aaron and make out with eating nachos with no hands. And then she teared up talking about how hard it was going to be breaking up with logan, She's like, can I have a tissue?

And then she's super into James Nay actually is playing it well. She's actually is so far not behaving like the villain of this season, which I'm sure it's hard for her. Yeah, it feels like she's also having more fun, which makes her more fun to watch. Yeah, she's actually not being a total assholesome far. I didn't full disclosure, I didn't see Clayton's season, so I am meeting a lot of these women for the first time. So I did, and she was She was truly one of the worst

people to ever be on the show. She was a fucking satan. Hell was why the bad rap? And then they showed that clip. She was a horrible person. And yet it all started because like some girl on a date just said, Oh, Clayton, can I sit next to you? And she was like, I'm going to ruin this bitch's life. And then she someone someone got more attention than she did on a date and she was literally like a chucky doll come to life. Like she was a fucking

nightmare somehow She's behaving ross. Do you watch any Have you watched any reality TV? Do you watch any reality TV. Yeah, I mean I watched My Housewife's a bad and but when it comes to this kind of a show, my pace is more rock of love. Um, you know, there's there's just nothing like an eighties rock star in a bandana in two thousand and eight and a bunch of hot ladies with with what do you call it? Whale tail? What do they call that? Whale tail is coming back? Yes,

whale tail. The whale tail is the throng up out of the top like a boot cut jean, and then like or like a juicy coutur low cut like sweatsuit, and then like the high thong whale tail coming out of the back of the sweatsuit's coming back. I can get you a belly chain for your birthday. Yeah. Okay, here we go the bars just looking for whale tails. That's she's she's on whale watching. All right, We're gonna take a quick break and we'll be right back and

we're back. Okay, who would you guys like to talk about? Do you guys? What what couple do we want to do? The dad do we want to do? Uh? Sierra and the Zaddi and her and her and her revelation Okay, so for our listeners, why don't we start with her secret, which was fascinating. People were talking about Childhood Scars best moment of the show. It was incredible. So they're like, I got a scar on my face, I got a scar on my hand, and Sierra was like, I have

nine fingers, like was just waiting for it. Like the timing was so good, Like she knew she had the trump card and everyone's like, well, you know, I got the stitches. Then I fell out of a tree and then she thought. Everybody in the group thought, well the big finishes the finger up the butt and she goes and she just paused and paused and then just screams out, I don't have a pinky, and I was lost my mind. It was the greatest. She just her timing to drop

that was so good. Also that we never noticed we never noticed before, like on Clayton season, like such a babe turns out a swing set fell on her as a child, and she doesn't have a pinky. She said it is perfect for hand holding and like a discount at the manicure place. I think, hang on a second, because this was a moment where I was I checked out for about two seconds. Then I heard a man say a finger went up his butt. You put a

finger up his butt? That was not clear. That went by so quick, But me, I was trying to write up. I was like on our seven thousand, trying to write out because I was working Monday and Tuesday, so I was trying to write out seven thousand. It takes me, not that I'm even looking at any of it, but it's just it was literally right what happened. Somebody put a just dropped the bomb that his friend put his

his finger up his button. He jumped up and clocked his head and like put his head open or something. And then again it just spent right to the next and we were like, I'm sorry part of the punt. Can we back that moment up and you give us some more details. Wow, that's exciting, that's spectacular. So then yeah,

so she lost a finger. And I have to say, now it is weird that they have a lot of like thirty seven thirty eight year old daddy type guys with year old there's no age appropriate women on the beach for the like they're like, yeah, this is how dating works now, Like it's weird, like that lace who's thirty two. Everyone's like, you know, like you know, like this old the crone of Sicily and she's wearing long drag queen eyelashes. Oh she is. She would win humidity. Yeah.

It's it's like two butterflies have landed. Watching Lace is such a My brother my brother again because he's doing the live show with us. He's like, I just get these texts. He's like, I really think for Lace's mental hell, she should not be on the show. I was like, you're right. I'm like, that's actually a very like one. And an added thing is she quit drinking for a while and like and she told them that and they're like, oh, we're supportive of that, like because it seemed to like

not enhance her. And clearly they're like, have a cocktail, I want to meet me in Mexico, like they like brought Like you know, it's just like super sloppy, like super sloppy on her season. I think in nineteen twelve, I was like, they dugged that one off and propped her up weekend at Bernie Style. I didn't even know Lace. I forgot about Lace. She went on a date. She was on another season of Paradise with this firefighter named

Grant that she got engaged to that season. They went into town, into Porta Viarda on their date, it was like the third date. They went to a tattoo shop. His name is Grant, her name is Lace. They both got matching Grace tattoos on their wrists. Forgot and then they broke up quickly. And then he went to Australia to do Bachelor in Paradise, Australia, where he got engaged again. And then they came to the States. He was a firefighter and they broke up and he we know this

because he said it on a podcast. They broke up because he caught his friend allegedly eating out his fiancee and as Sterrewell in a stairwell and a Sterrell and then that woman, and then that woman ended up then going back to Australia and becoming the bachelorette of Bachelorrette Australia. Yeah, we're so deep in ros. It's it's things are problem cards. How do you know these people? I cannot keep up,

but you just started. It's a lifestyle. Once you get into it, you remember things that you will be like, I don't know any of my friend's children's names. But I can't tell you who got eating out in a stairwell. No, literally, I was doing like a fancy job this week. I was literally doing like a really like bougie New York job, right, and I'm thinking the whole I'm like trying. People are like, oh,

do you have a theater background? And I'm like, and look, I have done theater, but I'm thinking not really like a background. I'm watching like hairless people like boning and hot, like, yeah, I kind of have a theater background, Like can you count me talking to grocery store Joe at Union Hall Theater? Yes, I have a theater background. And I'm knowing who got eating out in a stairwell. I learned that at Yale. I learned that I can't okay, So then um, let's okay.

So then she and Michael are on the This is cute. Now, This is why we like This is why we liked this program versus The Bachelor. Bachelor is because of connections like this. Here's this guy, his wife died of cancer. He's got a little boy who he left the last season. He left four. He's like, I gotta go back. I'm a dad and then allegedly he went home and his son was like, you can't pass on paradise, Dad, you gotta go, Daddy, you can't pass on paradise. Yeah, that's

that's airtime on television. That's kind of what he said. He's like, and then my son was like, Dad, every and this is also like a four year old, I don't know, three or four. You always said, Dad, everyone deserves somebody. And so I like flew to Mexico and you're like, your son is literally at home like whit diaper? Could you clean me up before you go stuck down some cocktails on the beaches of Mexico. So then Sierra and so he's like a zaddie and who's he's he's

given himself an upgrade. Okay, So he's like, you know, he got new teeth, he got tan, he seems to have dyed his hair. He's doing leg he's he's do a lot of upper body. Katie talked to us um his his hair. I was like noticing his highlights, being like, oh, they did a really good job. He got good tips. He got good tips. Didn't your friend see him at a game? You have my friend Anthony Rogers, who was

probably listening to this high. Anthony lives in Cleveland. Went to Guardians game and uh, Michael threw out the first pitch and Anthony met him and took a photo of him, and he looks and excited in that photo of me. Michael, Oh my god, this is everything that we want. This is everything that we love to hear. A second, this guy throws out the first pitch and I've never thrown out the first pitch. Yeah, yeah, Anthony, how he did, and he unfortunately missed missed it. But I'm curious he did.

If I'm ever invited to do the first pitch, I will just say that I have a conjoined twin and my right half will be doing my bit, and we can get his shirt. We that they see g I out my other half every time I work, and that because first of all, I can't throw, so second of all, it should obviously be air and fully so if I ever get the opportunity to do a pitch, obviously my twin a fully needs you nose. Obviously, have you considered getting veneers that might help you big vineers, because that's

what he and now he's doing it so different. They're new. I'm not in the Veneers Personally, I'm like, I get it, people loving them, visiligned situation that maybe throw some like Christis Oysters up, but that's classic reality TV. You come back with the Veneers or lips. Well, that's what we say. There's often people come back between seasons and they've put a face on their face where they have like they have a whole new face that they've put on top

of their face. Yes, um so they so. Then they're talking on the day bed and he was saying how he's gotten more guarded since his wife died, and I'm like, well, how many people were you dating while your wife was around? Like you know what I mean? And I'm like, you mean since the Bachelorette. But it was actually a very sweet, real conversation where he was saying he would get close

to people and then kind of freak out. And then she was she was she's so sweet, and she's like he was basically like, I don't know how to do this. I don't know how to date multiple people and uh and she said, you know, like basically I'm just interested in you. And then she's I can't even imagine if I was married to somebody and they passed away, like even just picturing them in the bed next to me,

and then it was so sweet. He goes, well, after my wife died, I started sleeping across the bed like the like horizontally or like you know, the other way. So that because she had a side, and so he had to just literally lay across the bed because he couldn't deal anymore. And then that made her tear up, and then he was like, can I give you a hug? And then it was like pre game for Boneone City, and I was here for it. I love this combo.

Aaron Foley thoughts, Okay, I'm gonna I'm not going to have like a like a exciting take on this one, but I just have to say I am cheering for both of them individually. I Rosamond, you said, I'm here for the drama on the side Boobe. Absolutely, but I'm also just an absolute sucker for romance. So when Logan was like, with shea now, I don't know she's backstory, right, so fresh eyes, I didn't know she was a super villain.

And then she goes on a date and I go, oh god, I felt like my heart was breaking for Logan, and I was like get it together. So I am a champion of love. That being said the zam Zadie zam Zaddy. She said it fourteen times. I was like, how are these two even going to even complete a sentence together? Then again, cheering for them both individually, Michael I wrote down, Um, he needs a dog. He is not ready, like it's to me that whole situation was

so sad. Not b I P fun energy not ready for this to me was so inappropriate because they're not giving many options or even in the She's like, if you go on b I P as Michael, then you got to check some stuff at the door and rip it up, like you got to just go wild. You can't be on a day bed mid day in Mexico drinking and Margarita saying I changed positions when my wife died on the bed like hard no hard pass. If I'm zam Zaddy woman, I'd be like, oh wait, I

just saw someone's butt cheek in a wave. I'm gonna roll out hard, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I get that. I just again cheering from them individually, ros how do you feel? What was the woman's name, Barbara? Who is this? Sierra? Sierra? Sierra? I was closed. Um, yeah, it's I also agree with Aaron. I feel like it's a little a little early for him. But did they or when when did the wife die? That's a great question years ago now, Oh it is

because he's already been through a season of Bachelorette. Oh okay, okay. For some reason, I was thinking that his wife had just passed and now and he's like immediately on the beach. Yeah. Sorry, I mean it's a it's a hard place to find love as a widower, and yet they're cute together. Katie Tanna, how do you feel? I mean, she seems like the most mature, if you will, out of the bunch, which is saying a lot um, But I mean I don't

know if this is where he finds love. I like her a lot, but I just think she's young and I think that like she they might get along now. But the idea of like, hey moved to Akron and raise my kid with me, is that what she wants? Like you know, like, yeah, that feels and I feel like he's probably not going to leave Ohio because that's where his parents are, her parents are. That's a big ask to Acron and raise my kid to ask like an influencer to move to Acron and raise your child.

I feel like he needs like a real person. Yeah right, that's how I feel too. But you guys say that like real, actual marriages and stuff come out of this, right, yeah. Yes, But there's just such an age difference, and there's already like there's a child involved child. Yeah, and he a new mom, yeah, you know what I mean. Like, and she she might want that at some point, and she might make a great mom, but does she want that right now at the age of what is she like

twenty four? Like, I don't know, she's very young, right, that's on the casting directors, Like they did not give him, Like Lace is the only one in her thirties, right, I mean, what are they doing? Not ready to be a mom? Si? Okay, Okay, she's younger, that's a little better, but still that is young and it is quite an ask. Yeah, big, it's a big life change. And and I feel like,

you know, he I feel like he doesn't. I don't know if he could like date someone casually, like across the country like that, you know, Like that's a lot in Cleveland proper. Now these are going to be over in two weeks, like, no, why does this stick? I want Yeah, I want someone off the like a tourist. He'd have better luck just going into town wherever this is filmed, going to a bar and just start talking

to some randos. I feel like he must do well because I think he might live in Cleveland now and he probably does well. Look at him. He's hot, he's been on TV. Like, Cleveland's a big city. He can meet somebody, right, it's a lot. Yeah. I'm just saying Sienna total like total package. I love her. I'm just saying I would roll off the day bed real quick, real quick, or right to the bar, do a shot

and throw myself in. Literally I would start. I would try to go hang out with the guy in the box and mouth breather and like eat nachos without my hands and shake my ass in the pool and get like a leg tattoo and then just like get an undertited situation and get sunburned and make out by like on a sandy day, bang the bar back literally anyone. Okay, speaking of let's talk about wells is reenaction. Let's talk about the suit. Oh, what's the other one of the

fucking Genevieve fun sponge Sally's suitcase. The suitcase shows up, lace goes and grabs everybody. Is this real? Would she really pack a waffle maker, a vibrator and Herrick Stinson's in a way that's not real? This was mean and fake, and that they would then then unpack it and then do you think there was any I didn't unpack it. The dumped it on the floor as if it was like I don't even know. They were just like kicking

it over like it was like, I'm sorry. I want a lot of the women to be very rude and entitled on the show, and this is just proof of it. Today. It also was like I actually believe that she agreed to go on. And then okay, I will say I listened to an interview with Wells and he said that everything that he told them about her experience was relayed to them by that producer, So apparently that's what happened. But she missed her flight like six times or something

like that, like something crazy? Were they now? Yea, So she annoyed them so much that they tried to basically like shame her with her suitcase, which is not technically really her suitcase. I don't think, I think, And then they planted a bunch of stuff to like make fun of her because she was so annoying in the process of getting down to paradise, including locking the producer in the trunk. That was real, that's what they said. In Los Angeles where it's hot and you could have died.

Does she live in l A? We don't know. Does she just hid? I kind of said l A. And she just has like a piece of tape with the name Sally written on it on her on her suitcase at all times. They have to they have to mark the suitcases there because they just like drop them off and they have to know who. Okay, I'm new here,

I'm new because you'll see. You'll see when there's like a two on one day or something, they put the suitcases out of like who's going to get sent home and have the tape on it, and then they'll come over and grab Okay, okay, okay. I still don't know that. I don't buy that a producer would get locked in a trunk. I know that says and I think it probably wherever it is that's dangerous. It could have been hot. I do believe that there was stupid drama with the ex.

I do believe there was a driving to the ex's house. I don't believe somebody was getting locked. Yeah, if somebody said, can you hide in the trunk, I'd say, I'm leaving. I'll go to a Starbucks a corner. I'll wait on the corn call me when you're done. Nobody hides in a trunk. That was that was crazy to me, Like, and the vibrator felt very fake, and then the way

they were just carrying it around was just weird. Wait a second, and then didn't one of them take the vibrator and doctor the horny doctor, Kira, the dirty doctor. You're gonna use thee else the vitor a doctor? Yeah, somebody else's vibrate. That's not sanitary. No, no, there was so the whole sketch was so unnecessary. It was so bizarre. And the guy like pretending to be Sally, who was a who's the guy with the beard and the hair And it was just so odd. I literally was like, again, yeah,

who would get in a trunk? And I didn't watch Clayton's season, so we just we saw Sally basically Sally. Sally is clearly like a very cute blonde, like Clayton was very basic, Okay, he was, as he talked about a pair of Dockers, he was a the most basic b of like vanilla way for guys you've ever seen in your life. And so she was a cute blonde sort of she felt Texan, but I don't know, like that kind of like perfect blonde pageant e type gal.

So she gets there and it turns out it's like supposed to be like the day of her wedding or something that she called off like three weeks earlier, and she decided to go on the Bachelor anyway, and then when did she apply for the Bachelor? And then yeah, like how did she get scouted? So so, like it turns out it was the weekend of her wedding, is the first weekend, so she doesn't even make it to the rose ceremony. She decides to leave. He finds out, he goes over there and he gives her the first

impression Rose, and she's like decides not to stay. So she was on the first episode. Yes, she never even like five she never she never even got out of the limo. She just was in her hotel room. And then then she gets a phone call, she accepts the rose and then she's I believe if I recalled, And then she was talks to her fiancee on the phone. She decides to get back together with him, and then

she peels out of there. And and apparently so they're like the couple from hell that like keep getting back together like so apparently she kept stringing them along like uh, and then I don't buy I don't buy it. I don't buy the wafflemaker. I don't buy the vibrator. I don't buy the hair. All the women would be so threatened by her because we don't know her, like we've never seen her. Like the whole thing was just but

they all have the pregame about like fucking stage. They didn't mention the stage, but who was all wait, she and justin join. So Genevieve was like spinning as she has no confidence about anybody. It's like game spinning out about this. Yes, the best part, real quick was when story when Welles was doing his story time. Yeah, and it was of course a banana story, but who knows um the women acted like they had never heard a

story before. It was my favorite thing ever. And this is what Genevieve of course, was just like a toilet bowl the whole episode. But she like he would say things that didn't warrant a reaction, like okay, well the producer called her up and gen Vie would be like what and then'd be like you know, and then they drove to her house like like she had never heard

the concept of the story. It was just I rewound it and I was like her reaction, no, wait what she suitcase and she was like you can't come in, No, you can't come in? What what? She had a door and he opened the door. I was like, I can't, I can't. It was it was a little like the night before Christmas, like story time. All right, let's take a quick break and we will come back and we will talk about Romeo and Jill and Brittany and Lace and Romeo's tears. Guys, that's right, and we're back. We're

gonna talk about Romeo. Romeo. Oh my god, Romeo. I mean, who's more of a disaster, Romeo or Jill? I think Romeo. Romeo was like, first of all, okay, so were the listeners at home? Episode one we find out and I

could be getting this wrong. Allegedly, Romeo and Jill were like friends but maybe they were dating, and then he like totally ghosted her when he just kissed but probably more horny Dr Kira at a hub um and and so like, and so like, Jill just never heard from him, and then he's like, oh yeah, sorry, okay, like and then so he goes and brings up with doctor Kira and he's like, I just want to be with Jill. So it's Jill and Romeo are like, okay, cool, cool cool.

So then she turns into almost like full like brother sister mode with him, and she's like, let's just sit back on to do but and just watch that. It's like it's like a done deal, old married couple. There's no like flirting, no sexual tension, just kind of like, god, this wrapped up. Let's just watch it. And he's like, okay, cool, I'll meet you at the bar. Okay. So they go back and she's like for the rose ceremony, We're just

gonna lay back and wait for the cocktail party. So Romeo is like, m I'm not sure I want to commit. She's waiting at the bar. He doesn't show up. As he's walking over, he pulls Brittany to the side and and he's like, hey, can I stile you for some Hey Brittany, She's like hello, just think you're really interesting. She's like, what are you hanging out with? Like my good friend Jill. He's like, yeah, yeah, Jill's cool and all, but like, you know, I just really want to pursue you.

And she's like, okay, well, I really respect Jill. I think he should probably go talk to Jilly. Said yeah, but I want to pursue something with you. She's like, yeah, go talk to jiall. So then um, she's like, I'm not interested in being part of any of your weird love triangles, like that's clearly your thing. And then he leans in for a kainst and she like slow mo, like Matrix dodging the bullet. I was like, whoa, oh hell no, Fully gives him like I had to watch

that a few times because that was spectacular. Fully like gives him her cheek and she's like, yeah, I'm not doing this, and then so he's like okay, cool, cool. Cool. Meanwhile, Jill is watching all this and Casey the geriatric millennial is like stirring the pot and he's like, oh my god, isn't talking to Brittany right now, just like what you keep sucking handle lose fine, be with Brittany. I'll be like over here with the fucking losers. Oh and then uh,

she's like I've been bamboozled. She's like, fuck, this guy looks so fucking hot the cocktail party, and I fuck you big time. She's sitting there and I'm like, she's put on like a regular dress. I'm like, this is you. She's like, i'most fucking hot. It's like crying and I'm like, okay, well we've all been as upset as you are, but like you gotta put like a gel pack, Like if you're gonna look so fun, like you gotta stop crying, put an ice pack on, and like have a friend

to Hucus is through, like get it together. You got any more of those eyelashes? Yeah, she's needed a lace eye last situation, you know. So she's like fine. So then she's like she's talking to Casey and it's never, you know, it's never. You don't ever have a leg to stand on when you go. I'm sorry, but I'm kind of a great per sin never great. And then um, she's like Romeo, be real with me, and he's like, look,

I's just expecting to explore other options, you know. She's like He's like, I firmly shot my shot and she's like, well fuck you. So Romeo immediately starts sobbing at the bar and he's like, it just hurts all the women hate me. And then he tries his shot with like every woman there, Lace, Haley, everybody. He's like, hey, can

I leave for second? They're all like you and he's like, thanking, yeah, it's like yoke, I talked deeper Sack and she's like what he's like, if I give you my Rosary ticket, She's like, fuck, no, fuck you, absolutely not, no, you should consider it over, absolutely fucking not. And then of course he gives. He's like, but then you won't have Anybody's like, I don't fucking care. He's the last person. He chooses Jill, and she's like, we know he goes.

Remember who goes and talks to Kira before that as well, and it's like, cure, if I gave you my rose, can we get the spark going again? And she was like no, yeah, even if Kira literally was trying to like rub your nipples, is saying no to you, Yeah, I don't trust your intentions. And I was like, literally, this is the doctor who's trying to hump everyone and

she doesn't trust your intentions. Yeah, And then he gave it to Jill and Jill did accept the rose and it was and then was like insane the next day when Ashley, I and Jared show up and Ashley's like, what's everybody's journey been here? And then she just commandeers it from monologue like not good basically had a skill of one to town like I'm a fucking loser, and like every guy that came in, Like then we have Rodney comes in, He's like, hey, how's it going for you?

To terrible? No one was to fuck me, it's been awful, Like no one's into like why just be like it's going really great. There's been a lot of prospects of different people. I'm talking just fucking fake it to you make it ern fully. I think Jill and Romeo are perfect for each other. They're both like absolute like the hottest mess buckets, like one of my I honestly think we've never seen this where Romeo couldn't give his rose away.

There was like five women that would have rather left the program then and literally by the end was going up to like a bucket of Margharita as being like, hey, Margherita, if I give you the rose, will you take it? Like he was to the dog Nacho at the end, who's so give it to two poodles, four palm trees

and like anyone that had a pulse. And then Jill is so interesting to me because she has like really like wonderful moments of clarity and confidence and like lady power and like, yeah, Jill, you tell him it's over five four three. Then she's just like I'm a loser, like just the crying and I can't figure this woman out. But Romeo, I've never seen a dude just have a breakdown and not he he's the most His voice is so cheesy too. He's listen, I just feel like really good.

You're like it's like hot breath on your neck. He's just so weird. I don't remember Romeo. Where was Romeo from? Nobody remembers. Okay, I don't even know if he's been on the show. He might have been like the valet. You know, guys, they needed one more hot body. He's a ro What did you think of this, of the Roz Jill, Romeo, the Romeo Jill, don't bring me into this. Yeah, what did you know? How was that for you? What did you think of Romeo, Jill and then Brittany all

of that? Which one is Brittany? So just don't worry about Britty roll and Jill and Romeo crying talking to everybody and not being able to get a date with it with the one that he went in for the kiss and she like like went away from him. I think that Jill and Romo are going to work it out. I do think that they're both drama. I think that, um, it's really embarrassing the moment when he was trying to get all the other girls their attention and they're just like, yeah,

which is the right react? Like I've never seen somebody with less game. Yeah. I mean I don't know, I don't know enough about how this usually goes, But to me, I'm like, yeah, Jill and Romeo, why not? Yeah? And I'm like they're both like a dude, sobbing sobbing at the breakfast bar, at the bar bar, at the pool bar, just like leaning against like the Palopo wall, just fucking like sobbing, sobbing and paras sobbing at a day bed sobbing,

Like it's like so embarrassing just late. I know. I don't know if you guys are like this, but living here in Hollywood, like I can't watch this kind of stuff or I can't watch a community theater play without being like, oh, I wonder how much they rehearse. Like I I'm like always thinking about like, and when I watched this, I'm like, these people, I I feel, are

just trying to get more time on camera. They're trying to see what kind of drama that you know, it's all for the greater good of followers and endorsements and appearances or whatever. That's what I think. But maybe I'm run Instagram. Really, Instagram really changed Paradise. Um. I do think there's a desperation to stay on probably for that

reason for sure. This is what I'm saying. There's a desk, there's always a desperation to stay Who's the guy with the long hair that that was doing the cone and the Barbarian and then okay, so Jacob, this is what made the Romeo thin so crazy. Everyone no one was interested in Jacob, but he had a rose. So when they have the rooms, like they have all the power.

So people that were so like, oh, Jacob, like I don't even want to see you, were like like there was a moment between Brittany and Jacob where Jacob's like, you know, do you see us together? And Brittany didn't even say anything. She just kissed him because she couldn't even she couldn't even get a sentence out to like

fake it. She was like, I'm just gonna kiss. So the fact that Dr Kira showing up, yeah, the fact that Dr Kira showed up with like palm trees on her titties, like women are throwing themselves at these guys to get a roast, to stay on rods to your point for followers and airtime. And the fact that Romeo

couldn't even give his roads away. I don't he couldn't give it, like just to even stay to see who's coming next week, Like like all right, I'll take the hit, I'll take you, I'll floor with Romeo, I'll get the road because I hope, I hope next week I get to go out with Rotten. Yeah. But they were like I'd rather be in North Carolina. I think I'd rather

be in North Carolina. Sorry, I know you probably have covered all this kind of stuff, But do they do like mixers when it's when they're not filming, Like, how do these people know each other? What is well? It used to be like they didn't. It used to be like nice to meet you, and now I think because of Instagram and everything and the followers of it all, um, I think it's almost like if it's like when you all went to the same high school and you're like

the weird alumni that can't stop going to reunion. So they have a lot of like they have a lot of like, oh, you know, there's a bar in nash They all a lot of the moment to Nashville. There's some people in Dallas. So they're like, Okay, there's this bar and it's like Batchelor to night and they're gonna give you every each person a thousand dollars if they

put it on their Instagram account. And then and then they know if they're kind of around each other, it might prolong their longevity, and so like they all almost then start only dating within the world of like you might not have been the same year at that high school, but at least you went to the same high school. Okay, this is perfectly explained. I totally get it now. Yes, Dr Banana, what did you think of Romeo? Um? Romeo is a mess and Romeo feels like the type of

guy you know. He went to Harvard, he went on this ship. Yeah, he went to Him and Kira both went to Harvard. That's when he said, like her, Yes, I knew her from school. Kira went to Harvard. If you would be yeah, I think that's how is Kira a Harvard grad and a doctor? She went to Penn. I think, like, whose physician is she? And you have you immediately immediately canceled. You know, there's a street in Hollywood called Harvard Street. Maybe they just said they live

on Harvard I made how could they go to Harvard? Well, I don't know emotional intelligence at Harvard, No, they don't. They teach you to be really smart and then like a mess if you have to like talk to someone that you're into. He's a mathematician, right, yeah, yeah, he works for Petician. Well he couldn't solve this. Rose plus one woman equals there's a story problem for you Rose and I have the Rose. What did you do you

get them do except the rose. I think what I'll do is I'll tell one of them I'm going to meet her at the bar, but then I'll swep out and I'm going for a kiss for her friend, who then dodges my kiss, and then I'll say on camera, she seems super into it. He said that. He said she seemed super into it. It's like there was no part of her body language that was given you the green light. She was making that emode do you face.

It's just like she's smiling like, oh my god, is like she did that polite people please, Like I don't know how to get out of this, like, oh my god, is this actually what's happening right now? Okay? So then um so anything else with Jill Romeo, Okay, we'll keep it moving so then we have um all right. So to your point, Jacob eventually gave his rose to lace because she's like, and you're really interesting, Like who the fund is this last I started? I saw your job

by the beach. I was like, and I was just like, she've been over the world Hong Kong, Like is that where he's sitting it? He was like, yeah, I went to Hong Kong really like why because it was my birthday. I've never been there, But why Hong Kong. I don't know. It seems fun all right, but all the way to

hon Oh not Hong Kong. I went to the strip club Hong Kong and Tijuana, and she was like, oh, you're that and he's like, and I just thought that's the best explanation of b I P that that interaction really summarizes Bachelor in Paradise, when you go and you see hot messes, but you stay for this impeccable dialogue that he went to a strip club called Hong Kong in Tijuana was like, Okay, I'm I don't want to be mean or anything, but I don't find any of

these people funny at all. And then like the little intro the eighties sitcom thing and stuff, it's like it's hard for me. It's I guess it's like a train wreck. You kid, stop watching, and then then I don't I guarantee you when you watch again, if you choose to sho, you choose to accept this assignment. Uh if you once you keep watching, it becomes mesmerized. Okay, And I do love people that think they're funny. That's like, it is

like one of my favorite things. No, there's often people that are like, oh my god, well you know, like you know, like you know, Jacobs the funniest one in the house, and you're like wait what, like what you wait Jacob Jacob and the what are you talking about? Like yeah, he's freaking hilarious, Like wait what, Like what are you talking That's like I at the comedy show.

That's like I could do that, you know, like heckling. Oh, that's literally like every guy on an app that I want on a date with it was like, you know that had like real careers. I'm like, oh, like, what's it like being a journalist for Conde Now It's like, well, I really want to be stand up. I was like, well you're check please, then you're not. First of all, you're not funny. Second of all, like okay, there's there's open mix everywhere. Go do it. Like, if that's what

you want to go do, go do it. I can't all every I feel like so many straight guys think that they can be stand ups, and then they do the stand ups and then they get a Netflix special. That's right, So it'sracy, but then Ross this is also what happens is like, you know, every week, it's like a bowl of like putting trailer trash, and you're just like, I can't, Oh, what are they going to say? Hong Kong and Tijuana? And then I get sucked in by like the Brandon Serene and I'm like, I know they

were meant to be. I love this so and then I get suckered into, you know, and it's there are proposals, there's love stories. Now they're not I think they're not giving us much Brandon and Sream. I think because it's such a done deal that they don't want to like play their cards too early. And I think it's going to be such a fun like thing that Katie, you get the floor right now, Katie gets the floor. No, I really feel like they're going to end up together.

And I think you're right that they're just like so cute and perfect and nothing's going wrong and they're just

cuddling all the time. But I bet you anything, they'll like freak us out where some girl comes and she's going to be like, oh, I really like Brandon, and they'll like play it up for like two episodes and then She'll just go up to Brandon be like, Brandon, will you go on the State And I'll be like no, because he's a nice guy and that will be and that will be it, And I bet you anything they're gonna like. I feel like those two wind up together

for sure, But I don't know about anyone else. All right, real quick, um not to side trackers. Um Johnny he's I don't remember him. What's his contest? He was so weird and creepy and I can't stand him. He was Gabby and Rachel's season. He was he was like the final three. He was Gabby's day. He was the real chart. He just finished. I think he Victor. I feel like they're perfect and they're both okay, so he was, let's

talking about them for a quick second. He was with IBS girl until sexy Victoria went over and she's like, did you just touch my hair? And she's like yeah, and he was like, okay, Mournie, you get on my rose. I kind of feel like they're like perfect together. Actually they are so perfect. He can't believe his gird about him. I was like, also, we didn't talk about Logan. Look

I break out a lot. Logan did on his forehead while Chaney was did you see it was like right this huge he had a huge reds it right in the middle of which was huge. It was so satisfying. Its giant. They're they're all sweating, like, look, I get him on my chin all from the masks and stuff. I get him on my chin all. We like him right now. He seems like a good guy, no logan, No, I don't know. He's not very Yeah, like he's kind of just whatever. I think. I think he's cute though,

Like I do find I'm attracted to him. I think he's cute. I think he's fine. I wrote in my notes that he's my least favorite on this entire show. Yeah, I feel like he's such a brow. I don't like bro. I don't. I have like no thought of him. I'm just like, I think there's I feel like he's such a brow and he's what don't you like about him? Right? I just don't. I feel like I couldn't connect with

someone like that at all. I just feel he feels completely there for the followers, whereas other there's a few people that actually feel like they're looking for a lot and the follower like I think he's like, is he the one that's twenty six or something? And then he was on the you know what, leave me out of this. I'm getting all these people I can. I'm sorry, it's confused. It's hard to do two episodes at once. We did three at once, and so I'm like, really confused. It's

a lot. Okay. He seemed genuinely like devastated when she left, so I thought, Oh, this guy doesn't feel like creepy to me. I mean, he's boring as all hell, but like, he doesn't seem like a douche. But maybe I could

be wrong. I think not to be awful, but I feel like, to to Roz's point about the followers, I think she is hot, but she was also probably like a big character within the franchise, and I feel like he enjoyed hooking up with one of the big characters, or like to take a quick break, and we're gonna come back and we're going to talk about Teddy and Andrew and Rodney, and then our tweeted the weeks who I don't know about you, but things are getting so hotten.

I think I gotta take your break and we are back now. Before we get to Teddy and Andrew and Rodney. Is there anybody I missed? Yes? I don't think who did I miss? Judith? Um? Yes, there is also Barbara, Barbara, There's Orlando, Orlando. There's Orlando. There's Susan, Susan, Joanne garry Dale, There's there's Dall's frozen Lemonagel and Barbara have a shot, don't you think? Rounds Dale and Barbara Barbara? Dyale and Barbara have chemi in the first minute over them they

barratison during their COVID quarantining. Um, okay, here we go. Teddy and Andrew. I have been sort of cute and floating around. She was she is a virgin. He was like, Now they were so cute. I will say they went on the date and he was so Just to remind you, he was so frozen on the date that he couldn't even he had no game, you know what I mean. He's sweet as can. We love Andrew and he's here for her and he's so gogga, but he cannot he can't get it together to even like talk to her.

I feel like, and they're so cute together. And then Rodney comes down, who was from Michelle season. He's adorable. Everybody's there for Rodney. He pulls aside Jill, who tells him like how badly it's going for her, and then he pulls aside Teddy and they had like so much chemistry. They were so cute. She said she's been talking to Andrew and he's like, well, I really like you, and she's like, okay, cool, let me go clear this up with Andrew. So then she goes and she's like, oh

my god, I have to go talk to Andrew. So we're thinking the normal thing to do. She's being upfront, she's gonna go like clean it up. Before she's realizing she's not having the feelings that she should have for Andrew, and so she decides, for to my mind, to go break up with Andrew, so that then should Rodney ask her out, she can go free and clear and go be on the date and not worry about it. So she goes and pulls him aside, and she's like like starts crying and it's like I'm just not feeling it

in the way. He's like, but you're still the one for me. I'm still here for you. You're still my love story. And she's like yeah, yeah. He's like, well that I won't even be here if you're not here. She's like, but okay, It's like she's like, but then I She's like, I do want to fall in love. I do want to get married, I do want the kids, I want all the things, and if it can't work with you, then it can't work with anyone. And he's like, okay, well what and then like she's like, are you gonna go?

So then basically she decides she has like a break and decides I have to leave. I have to like rather than just like taking the hit, being up front, dealing with it, cleaning it up, having a little cry, moving on, and then going on a date with Rodney. She then decides to gost to all of her friends, pack all of her bags, get in throw of her like white hart Shell luggage in the back of a suburban while Serena's like, wait a minute, where's Teddy? And

then she fucking leaves. Now I don't think it's the last we've seen of Teddy. I believe we will see Teddy again. That's my theory. But it felt a little extreme to go through breaking up with Andrew and then not be able to get the rewards of them going out like she did the hard thing. Now go out with Rodney Eron Foley didn't see it coming again, Rods. These are the moments that pull you in and uh again, like wait, how what? Uh? Teddy's precious. I think here's

my theory. I think because because people don't normally leave, nobody leaves Paradise. This is why the Romeo not being able to give away his ro was such a scandal. People want to be there. First of all, you get paid. How longer you're on and you get more followers? Yeah, what's not now? I'm personal life but still a long weekend. Um, yes, art, And I love the theory. I love that Teddy's gonna like two point oh come back. I don't think we're

done with Teddy. I think, um uh, Teddy is like, you know, she's just not like she's she's she hasn't blossomed yet, you know, into her womanhood. Yeah, young, she hasn't blossom. She has never slept with anyone. She was just like me when I was trying to figure out out I was gay, you know, and I'd like hook up with a guy and I'd go, oh no, and then I would be like excited, but then I'd be like no, and then when I figured out I was gay,

I was like, let's do this. So I think she's gonna been a crack and go over to the other side in a good way. I mean that. Um, but I think Andrew's like super safe and sweet and a teddy bear, and she's kind of a teddy bear. And then rod comes down and Rodney's like a man, and I think she is so fearful of going on a date with like a man man that she was like, I'm gonna say, this is emotional and I've got to go because I just I can't. I think she just got really scared to go out with like a hunk

of beef like Rodney. Um. I have very I have a theory too. I think her and Andrew were talking on d M s before. So I think when she arrived and it wasn't exactly you know. I think you know, when you like build it all up in your head, and then when she arrived and it wasn't it. And also I think Teddy as as we remember her, she's

the most confident virgin. I think she honestly is like really normal and cool and was like, I don't know, I didn't like the one guy I came here for, and I don't need to stay on this beach with these weird drunks who are doing all this weird ship and then was just like, I'm out. Honestly, that's what I would do. I would also just leave without saying goodbye, because you know, I want to be like that girl stay they're all wasted because it's like four in the morning,

and they would just be so annoying. I would be like here during my life. What if I just right now on this point, I mean, I love it. I would love that so much, Ki Katie, what do you think? Um? I mean, I get why she did it. I thought it was an overreaction, especially because like I mean, yeah, okay, that spark wasn't there, but that doesn't mean you couldn't find it, like especially because she did like Rodney and Ronnie and her live so close to each other. Like,

I think I really could date in real life. What if it's a combo of d m NG I'm here for this. Oh my god, I like this guy. It's too much of a man. I can't deal. I'm a confident virgin I'm out of here. Just felt over her head. Maybe something happened season we don't know about, and you know, who knows what do you think? I mean, it's none of my business, but this is a reality show. Why Yeah, yeah, I do said that in general. But this question, uh, why is she a version because of religion? Or does

she go over that? Does she reveal that she she said she would sleep with someone before Mary. She just hasn't found the right guy, That's what she said. She's then the right person and she had the most normal member. She said it started out as religion, and then as I grew up, I was like, why did I make that choice? Like she had like a realization that she actually it isn't about religion that she she was just young when she decided that and now she just wants

to like fall in love and have sex. Yeah good for her. Yeah, she loves confident Virgin Cat. I like her. She's so dr Banana Anna, Tanna Obama. I love that. I love your hot take on Teddy as well. It's wrong fit in Virgin She knows herself before and just grab some rando guy and just get it over when I mean I got it over with I would say it was not a great experience, so I wouldn't take a page from the Amir Candy book. That's that's it, like on paper, a m y r, but a a mayor,

a mayor. I hope a mayor finds love in the b I P world. Oh my god, it's my dream to be on Paradise. I even wore like a Paradise top, like I'm in New York. I would crush it. You would crush it in Paradise. Oh is that like a macrom a kind of a thing. That's sort of what that was it? Ashley Sarah whatever, the lady that got married, she had something like that. Yeah, yeah, I liked her dress, Ashley. I like her dress. This is from This is from Amazon, and I was like, it's a little bit you can

silver like it's called him. Oh god, I'm gonna order I'm gonna go something there. You're gonna order it. Okay, you guys are listeners. We're gonna make it three easy. We might make it to I want to I want to be a champion on this. I want to be a champion. I want to go over three. Our listeners are the best. They're literally doing it and so I think it helps when we say open up your app, tap on the thing, scrow all the way down to

rating some reviews. Then you tap to rate, so hopefully five stars, and then it'll say you scroll down all the way to the bottom. It will say leave a review. We've gotten so many fun reviews, like like Katie Anna no surprise, but they have really no surprise, like they're the best, honestly, And we hear you like about the

New York show. We want to We really hope when we do put the Dynasty one up that if we can sell out the Dynasty one, and I think we'll hopefully do it like a hybrid again, we'll do live stream and in person. But like, if we can sell out, if we can do really well with the Brian and I like, and it will have we can have guests like to come to stand. Maybe we can have Doug and Aaron like. If we can sell a lot of tickets and show it would be so fun to try to do a little podcast tour, so it would help

us book other venues in different cities. If we can show the numbers that you guys show up, because you certainly showed up in New York so like, and it shows that there is a demand. And we know we realized not everybody lives in Los Angeles, so which is also why we try to give you warning in advance. But if there's a way, we would love to try

to sell out Dynasty for ruining. We're trying to have me the weekend of December third, but their bookers in Europe, so that the goal is around the weekend December third, just a heads up, um, but that's not been guaranteed yet. So but this is like put pencil it in. Okay, so we got all these reviews. Here's a really fun one five stars. Lmm you. I want to be in the Boogie Garage. Such a fun pod. Arden and her friends and the production team are fun, funny, wacky, sharp

and insightful. I want to hang out with them. Hearing their takes is a great reason to watch The Bachelor and encourages me to walk more distance as I listen. I'm a champion walker, come on, I love I love all the people that are becoming champions because they're listening to our podcast. Yeah, I love that. I mean, honestly, all the champs who listen and interact with us from like I love the tennis court. Shout out Steve who told us he was a champion to the internet, all

my d m s from all the champs. You guys are the best. It makes me so happy when people tell me that they're becoming champions, like I'm sucking your for it. Okay, here's another one, five stars k c B best show over. Here's the whole review. Guys, ready, I love Anna and Katie to three exclamation points. Oh my god, the production staff, fans, that's the whole renew How about that? All right, I'm gonna ask your opinion. So this is five stars from s Wow, Wow Wow

money sign too early for hometowns. We need to discuss this. Been listening is the start of COVID as a way to cope with my work and healthcare. I've listened to every episode some twice. I love you, but it's too early to bring your suitor on stage to hometowns. Also, so okay, obsessed with you all. I listened every week and I laugh out loud on my walks. What do

you think you know? I had the Okay, I mean, I don't want to reveal too much, but I think your suitor's a fun person who has experience in sort of fun situations like this. Yeah, yes, what does that even mean? Yeah, he's an escort, is what I'm saying. Uh. Yeah, he's being paid to be there and to be ardent. So I think he could actually roll with the punches,

like he could actually have fun with it. And I don't think he'll immediately be like, oh now I have to marry Arden and she's locking, Oh oh my god.

By the way, we also had a listener email d m Anna and say that they're tell that they're a production designer because we were saying how we wanted to have Mitten to mean life size mins and Meal on stage, and you've emailed her photos and uh and like, I think we're gonna have life I mean, Alexis, we really want We've said, their photos taken by Katie Levine, the dr Levine She took these photos of Katie of Mitten to Meal because of Katie min because she's a pet

photographer and um and so so Alexis his offered to bring them with her to the shop so the full family will be there and my brother I will have UM. So do you think it's I'm not trying to get a fucking ring. Look, we can play it by ear now that we have allegedly let's see grab about this groceery st Joe and Ashley, I and Serena and Jared don't bail, maybe we won't have time for hometowns. But if they bail, like maybe some other people have bailed

for the Bachelor frantise, then maybe we'll have hometowns. Either way, you get to have cool. You have to your cats up stick on stage. I mean obviously obviously, then they will have to live in JJ's apartment for the rest of you'll be out your cats. Oh obviously, don't even be playing, don't be tripping. I loved the one photo I took because you can so clearly see Mitten's little thumb just right there, right there. Yeah. Yes, so we should have just blown up the one of her all

bloody looking like she beat someone up. Oh I know she was bloody. Fist is like. I'll never forget that. Oh my god, literally never forget um. I was. Somebody wants to bring back Jerry Paget and Gareth. We try. Jerry is not watching this year, I texted him last week. Paget is filming Criminal minds until December, but what we get her back after that? Gareth is going to be

on next week, so there you go. Um so then they so, they said, have you all been noticing the insane amount of veneers on this season of Actual in Paradise? Clearly newly done? And the recipients have trouble speaking with the giant chick lits in their mouths. Um, I could be wrong, but all I can focus on so far. Anyway, if I could afford veneers, I would be first in line. So No. Eight, keep up the So this this person thinks that these people have veneers. This is their theory. Kira.

Probably that's a good guess. Michael A uh, James, I can see that Genevieve whitening especially so they think at least whitening Brittany and possibly Jacob. I'm here for veneer watch. I'm here. Look, I need to whiten my teeth for my bottom teeth are all like Jankie. But what are you gonna do? I also think, maybe, well maybe Logan, I think I'm here for all. You gotta put a face on a face you're gonna be It's the new jections.

Let's go pick a tweeter of the week. All Right, you guys, if you win tweet of the week, UM, email us, you're gonna win a sleep Crown pillow, which are so spectacular if you want to if you want to have a dream portal from our dream Queen Julie at Sleep Crown, who apparently is going to come to our Dynasty show dressed with a pillow on her head. And I'm here for it. Um email us your address at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Emails. You're you're

mailing address. Here we go. Here's the name of the game. Now. I know I said last week that we were going to pick one from last week. Let's just do this week. There, there's it's so many episodes, it's so much. It's just been so much. We're gonna do this week, but it's gonna be from two episodes. It's two nights of tweeting. So, um, here we go. We're gonna set pick one winner. We're gonna narrow it down to two. And then because there's

so many, I'll probably read about ten because there's two episodes. Um, here we go. We'll narrow these down to two. First one Justin Paul Spade at Justin Spade. Don't ask me how I know, but if Jacob and Kira ever procreated, their child would be destined to have a sub credit score for like. This is from Alicia Kesting at Alicia Kesting once again bringing back my idea to tell the cast they're going to be about from paradise, but when

they get there, it's survived. This is from Pumpkin Spice Alexis at ABC Madison is uh is Kira taking Sally's vibrator home with her as a super h This is from Britt Paulson at Burrit The newest cast member at the Beach is the pimple on Logan's forehead. Um, Okay, here we go. Uh. This one is from um Henry Ireland at Henry s Ireland thirty three. Welcome to episode three of The under Booby. This is from Still Killing

the Internet at Still Killing the One. I will never get so lonely or desperate to find that left tribal leg This is from Cheyenne Constant a Trixie Firecracker. If you told me Aaron and James have a joint only fans, I wouldn't doubt it, and my curiosity would probably get the best. This is from Deanna Sus at Six Gables Bags. You lock a producer at a trunk. They're gonna plant a cheap vibrator in a bag and dress your suitcase in your bikini, not functions your suitcase and you are bikini.

Um okay. Um. This is from Jen at Aunt Gail's. If Ashley and Jared aren't there to swing, what even is the point? Um? Uh? This is from Britt at Berritt. Why aren't they more concerned that Sally, with her extensions and vibrator are still in the room? Has clearly been kidna at okay and um okay. We might be able to cut this out. It might be too dark, but I like it. This is from Corey Maiden's at Corey Maiden's. I knew Paradise was gonna be good, but I didn't

think it was gonna be missing a finger. Um here's another one. This is from Lex Lugie at Mr Lucabricious. Jesse, Hi, this hot horny suitcase is alone? Okay, Jesse, Hi, Hi, you got this? Hi, This hot horny suitcase is alone and ready to fuck ladies, kill your boyfriend and email us right now. Like capital letters, this hot horny boyfriend is alone and ready to fuck. I think I should just end with that, okay, Um, okay, Eric, okay, top three or what and then weekend. Then I will let

Ros pick her two from your three. Because of my history of financial poor decisions, the credit score is still up for me. Um, I thought that was really funny. Um, the left tribal leg one? Yes, are we doing the suitcase fuck one? I mean I like the suitcase funk. I like underboob Olympics. Also like the swinging with Jared, like the swinging with Jared and the suitcase fuck those are a couple of I thinke left tribal leg for sure? Ros, is there one that really appeals to you? Um? I

like the suitcase one? Okay, here we got your boyfriend? Okay, okay, okay, here we go. Final two, still killing the internet as still killing the one I will get. I will never get so lonely or desperate to find that left tribal leg a traffic or or Okay, this one is Lex Lugie at Mr Lucabricious Jesse, this hot Sukese just alone and ready to fuck. Ladies, kill your boyfriend and email us right a waffle maker on it. I know what I'm saying, fuck or tribal leg tribal leg or hot

honers suitcase alone. I'm ready to fuck Ros Okay, Eric, based on your delivery, I'm going with zuitcase, Katie suitcase, Tanna, I think I gotta go. Suitcase's so funny to me. Let me unanimous likes Luki and Mr Luka, Precious Jessie. This hot horny suitcase is alone and ready to fuck ladies killing your boyfriend and email us right now. You want yourself a sleep cout, Aaron Folly, what would you

like to promote? Um, I'm doing so. I'm doing some more stand up and I'm bringing my fun gays Rush show Friday, November eleven seven three Dynasty Typewriter and our Ros is on the lineup as well. So there, Ros is so funny. Can I just say, like Dynasty is the best and obviously like Aaron Foley, I'm her number one fan. Like to get to see these two superstars on one stage at Dynasty at the best theater, so they can go to Dynasty Typewriter dot com. Because Foley

is my website. Everything is going to be up soon. Um, it's November hold on, let me just triple check. It's um. It's Veterans Day. UM. Shout out to our vestans. November eleven, November Friday, November eleven, thirty. Yeah, tickets will be on sale soon. It's either eron k Foley dot com. We'll have the info or Dynasty Typewriter and it's gonna be super super fun. That's so fun. Ros Hernandez, I am on Rose's podcast right now, and I have a really

fun ghost story. How is it's called ghosted? I mean with I'm scary? Did you like my I love your stories? And it's also very funny. I mean my podcast is called Ghosted Explanation point by ros Hernandez, and I talked to comedians and celebrities and sometimes people from like paranormal ghost hunting shows or whatever. We just talk about ghosts and aliens and UFOs and Weiji boards and all of that kind of ship. And it's really fun and it's perfect for Halloween time. I do it all year round.

I've done it for four years. And they these shows, the ghost stories, don't have a shelf life, so you could go back and listen to all of them. I've actually had one person from The Bachelor on it. Um, I don't know, you'll have to go to the feed and scroll through till you find I gotta say it was. It's such a fun podcast. It's so much fun. Go check out my episode and then once you're because you're gonna love, You're gonna love the whole format of ghosted

exclamation point with ros Hernandez. Then you're gonna go back and listen to the whole because it's a great Thank you. Also, my dreams in childhood is to be um in influencer as well. I don't know that I'll go on Bachelor, but um at ros Hernandez on Instagram. Thank you, um well, thank you to all of our listeners who bought tickets to the Union Hall show, which is Sunday, Sunday, um October six at three pm. Doors open at two thirty. Also, I'm doing stand up at Union Hall on October Levin.

It's probably like ten bucks. Um. If you go to Union Hall n Y dot com you can get tickets. So that's at seven pm in Brooklyn next Tuesday night and then next Saturday at five pm at bravo'con at the Don't Be Tardy Stage. I will be doing UM Bravo Celebrity Theater where we will be doing a stage reading of a classic Real Housewives of New York episode and I will be honored to be playing the part of Sonja Morgan. And I bought a onwn your by

Sonia Morgan dress to where I'm stayed beautiful. It's actually really pretty, it's really cute, and UM that's gonna be

super fun. And then we are going to be doing let us know if you would come to two in one weekend, cause we were thinking of doing the night before, me and Brian Sofie doing like a two first and maybe we can have people come on and do stand up from the podcast, and then UM doing the daytime thing in December, and then we also have our sketch Fest show, So if you want to plan to be like in San Francisco, it is rescheduled for UM Sunday, January twenty nine. I believe Rob Bennedict is doing it.

If I recall, I believe Carl Tart, I believe Doug Benson. Um, so that will be really fun and then I'm sure more people will join. So that's UM the twenty nine, and then of course we have our Patreon. Anna and I have been breaking down Southern charm. We're about to start Winter House and are a lot of our merch. If you can't find it, people are like, oh, we're gonna also give a way to sleep crown at our live show in Brooklyn and we're gonna give it away

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And if you live in l A and you kept seeing those Rick Caruso ads daring Bachelor in Paradise, do not listen to them and do not vote for him. Thanks put a lot of money to catch showing them. And I was like, stop stop showing just you know, none of that's true. You will not help the unhoused. He will not do anything except for be a millionaire developer. Karen bathroom mayor police. And don't believe with all that stuff you put about Karen bath either. That was such

an aggressive hit job. I was like commercial break with carus and I was like, this is insane. Uh, you guys, thank you so much. When we were sorry that we were late because we were I was working and so we warned you in advance, but like we like to keep our you know, we like to warn you if the train is not going to be on schedule. And then, um, I just couldn't. I didn't know there was going to

be two episodes. So that's why I didn't have time because I worked really late Wednesday and I don't have cable here so I wasn't gonna be able to watch any of them until we just weren't gonna be able to record on Thursday. So I'm sorry that the episode is late, but here we are, and we'll be recording next Wednesday, so I guess it will go up on Thursday or later in the day on Wednesday. So that's it until next time. My name is Artur Marine. Goodbye.

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