FART RING FANDANGO! W/ Rob Benedict, Erin Foley & Greg Grunberg!!

praying for fall and hot southern California. But boy, did pandemic covid bubble NBA lost End of Days Apocalypse Horny Bachelorette not disappointed with me today, I'm gonna say our three American heroes to break this Susan down. It took a very specific crude people that were like, yes, are Gone, that's my name in the future because we're all Because everybody's dead, right, there's only these Our God is the

fuge on ar Gone. I am brave. I am a human that's lasted this apocalypse and I will watch this Horny Naked Truman show and I will join you on this mission with us. First up is is a woman that we've missed so much. I mean so fucking munching, Mr. I missed her. She's so funny. When I say this is one of my favorite stand up comedians, I am not lying. And I know a lot of stand up comedians both personally and as a fan. What a comic. She has an album out that you can purchase called

Deep Dive. She's got lots of albums. That's the most recent album. Uh you. Also, she's also a writer on the show One Day at a Time. It's gonna be I believe one, Yes, Yes, CBS starting next week, and it's so good. It's so fun she's so funny. They're lucky to have her. We're lucky to have her. She's back, Ladies and gentlemen. Ms Aaron Folly And we've went about my my platonic Uh it's my partner. Sorry, I'm so sorry. Let me just say that the most important thing is

this is my platonic life partner. I feel like I thought I got cut No, no, you're my platonic life partner. I feel like we would have a really good time. We would stay up way too late and nothing done. Well,

we get nothing done. And I'm also ready to go on your I think you need to get your sports podcast Sports Without Balls back, because I, as you know, have since I have I have during pandemic, I've become a huge sports fan of one thing, and that is the Chicago Bulls team, specifically from three Take a Break ninety seven ninety eight. Did you know about them? Have you guys heard about them? I watched the last dance.

I'm obsessed. I'm sorry, Lebron, it's got a guy. I still gotta go Jordan's m v P that he's gotta take. You're gonna get the silver, Lebron, And I know that you just brought it for the fourth time, but I'm you know you don't have Jerry Krauss against you, working against your team. You know you're not dealing with You're not dealing with the uh great Pistons. D the back court of the Pistons, the back court of the Pistons.

Are you kidding me? Are you kidding? They didn't play fair, They played like like they love Rusty Fender and they're gonna keep your fucking car. Mannek and the panic. Now this'e at the palace. You're number number two is a man who's wearing some kind of a hat that's enraging our first guest, bright platonic life partner so angry at the time. I don't know why, but I'm so sorry to our next guest because I have to take my platonic life partner side. I don't know what's wrong with

your hat. It looks like a nice hat has a bird on it. I don't know what's the problem is. It's got a very handsome face underneath. This is a man that has been our Bachelor of the Bachelor of ye nineteen. Will he find love from I don't even know. I don't even know if he's been out of his house in I don't know what the answer is that you know him, um, he knows him prom super unsupernatural from God. I'm gonna throw a new credit in there

and you'll understand why later. You know him from um felicity. Also, you also know him from his podcast with Rob Benedict and Richard Spike Jr. As guests and as a man with an angering hat. Mr Robert at thank you, thanks, good to be back, Good to be back, and sees it it is. I feel like I have I feel like I make sense now, like I took myself out of like my see it, Laquinta, Oh my god, don't you we got to go there. I don't think we can afford it. Been there, I've stayed there before when

I was at Coachella. Oh yeah, yeah, Dragon Rob, you got you got that comic con money. You've got that comic con money. Yeah, I'm just gonna lead that right there for you. I'm saying la Quinta in Okay, yeah, I know exactly exactly. That's what I thought we were going to, and then we went to this. It's it's big, so I can see why they chose it. It's it's very it's sprawled out. But let's let's do this hat things we can. I literally, what's wrong with your hat?

It was a gift. It's for the Toronto Blue Jays. I picked it up downstairs. I should have worn my hat which Cardinals. I'm a St. Louis Cardinals fan. Uh, my partner. That was even worse. She win today, you can't win today. She loves the Red st Ardens. I don't know. God, you're from Grdin Island. I don't know what you're I don't know what do you like? Do you like? Who? Do you like, I'll give you torontover St. Louis find Wow, okay, well over any of us, but

no Dodger fans at all. And Dodgers, Yeah, we're coming back. We're coming back. You hear you hear a voice, and you're like, I actually feel like I'm in good hands right now. This is why the Cardinals. There's nothing to eat about the Cardinal I hate Missouri girls. Girls, you're both pretty guys. There's a new voice in town. I gave some crack cocaine yesterday to this man and I hooked him in. I basically I did a I went and I got some money yesterday and it was so fun.

I went. They let me out of my pod. They tested everybody. They jammed something up to the back of my eye balls don't have COVID. That's because I haven't left my pod since two thousand and eight. So I've been ready for this pandemic. And uh, I got to go do the Meredith Via game show twenty five Words or Less. And this is my second time this year I've got I want to go do it. I had so much fun. This gentleman was there both times, so I felt like I laid the foundation for my friendship.

At August thirty one, I wrote it in my dirtal dear diary, I made a friend today, and it's almost like we're in contract with each other. I mean, you're only your second day on the show, and we were were in my mind you're never not at that show that and which is fine by Mary. I'm happy for you. I also want to say I feel like this is my friend that I've made in twenty because this is the person that I've now hung out with twice without a mask on Now we've been far apart and outside,

but we were both tested. I I saw him have a stick up his nose and mine, so I was able to actually speak and hang and I have laughed so hard already with like so hard with this gentleman. Where and then this person, yes or a was time of The Bachelor, and I was like, oh, hold the phone, wait a minute. You like the Bachelor? And he was like, not only do I like the Bachelor, I'm friends with Chris Harrison, who we now call Captain Harrison just in

case you guys Captain Harrison. So Captain he's friends with Captain Harrison, and he he was excited to watch the premiere, and I knew that this person was friends with Rob of the Bad Hat, and I thought, oh my god, this is gonna be so fun. So here we go. Um, you may know this person. I mean, can I just say the credits the credits for this gentleman, you guys. He played Resistance pilot Temix Wexler in s STOT. Let's stop right there. I wasn't. I wasn't an accountant, and

so the name is Wexley, not Wexler. That's my handwriting. No one knows me as Tim and Wexler. It's it's Snap Wexley. But that's my favorite introduction. No, get ready against better, It gets better. He was also on Alias. He was also on Felicity, but he's probably best known as wolf Gang Hooker or Stanley Bronze from Silk Stockings or two different parts. Two they cast you twice, two

different characters. Yeah. I was so sexy on Silk Stockings that they brought me back, as we call a backdoor pilot. We did a pilot the last episode of the season. Yeah, that was the time I got more hate mail than ever because people were expecting to see the last episode of Silk Stockings and they saw the first episode of our new show, and so it just it died. See you got you were a backdoor lover on Silks. I've been. Yeah, I've been a back door for many times with two

different names. And they may also know you um as Brad Carver on Diagnosis Murder Ladies and gentlemen Gregg. Thank you. That's like my dad introducing me. None of the big credit Snow heroes. I started with Star Wars. I feel like I was so excited. I'm here as a fan of yours. I love you so much when you told me that Rob was involved. Now I see Aaron's Aaron and I have a little history anyway, so much fun. Well, get ready because you're never you're It's like the Hotel California.

You can check in to be except this Rosby can literally never leave. You're never gonna leave. Also, Tanna Banana will be joining us later, but we have with us. Miss Katie, Loving Katie. Come on Katie, Hi, Hi, you're positive energy. I'm very excited. I'm very excited to talk about the show. And I have been at Laquita to Rob. It's very nice to upgrade my life. It's it's gonna get out of code. Honestly, I'm sure it's gonna be way more popular now. But it wasn't like crazy expensive.

It really Wasn't it beautiful? It's it's actually beautiful. Okay, I've been there too. I was out there for a baseball tournament. We travel all the time for these baseball tournaments. That place is just nice. Yeah, it's really a lot nicer than I expected. Right, we need to go, Aron, We need to go. Yeah, I know Ard was baseball tournament. Now Greg and I were going to be best friends. Can we wrap this up? You know, it's really close to his Indian Wells where they did a tennis tournament.

It's like down the street. H I actually know my life partner well enough that I knew when he said baseball tournament. I actually saw her. She has she has a good poker face. I saw her lock in and I knew what was happening, and I saw the wheels turning, and I thought, this is my friend. Oh, eron, we have to talk both. My My son plays a center field for l M U. Oh my god, I'm going to games. I go to c l A softball games. Now I'm going to LM U Baseball games absolutely beat

you last year. Anyway, very excited to talk to you about that offline, offline, offline. And before we get going, I wanted to say for the fans out there, first of all, we're back. We're so and thanks for sticking with us for those horrible Goat episodes. We did wan Pablo this year. We did Listen to Your Heart, which was a journey. Also, there is now a fan club on Facebook. You guys asked for it. You're behaving, have at it and uh. I did follow up the people

that ordered my books with the tote. I've been like, where the funk are? Their books are getting mailed this week and I'm going to say there's a problem with the warehouse and I said that's not acceptable. Well there's they don't like blond lady. We don't care, so they're on their way. And if you're like, you know what, I still on the fence. I have not ordered it yet, lady. I'm not sure I want to hear about your upbringing. Here's an If you're like, I want to signed copy,

I'm gonna give my friend to sign copy. And I love I love Shonda Rhymes. I am doing an event a virtual event on the twenty four. That's a Saturday at the Tattered Covered Books with k Walsh, star of Private Practice, Grey's Anatomy Umbrella Academy Fargo. Are you kidding me? So you can get a signed book through their Saturday five pm Pacific, eight pm Eastern, etcetera, etcetera. Let's get to it. I'm gonna overall headline and I'm stunned to be saying this. I actually think No. I went into

the season, I did not like Claire. Let me just start out. I was excited for an older bachelorette. I was happy that it was not a twenty three year old. I didn't I was not and declared Claire's not funny. That being said, I actually think if if she didn't take it to eleven, Claire had the possibility of being an excellent bachelorette. And here is why I feel like, this is the last woman in this franchise that legitimately has come here who wants to get married and find

her husband. And it actually if she wasn't so crazy that she decides immediately and as like a full body shake or gasm upon greeting and literally is like wrap it up. Like, if she could have just played it a little cooler. My overall headline is, I actually think Claire has the potential, if she could have just paste it out a little bit, to have been a really good Bachelor. Because she's she. I believe she's not here

for Instagram followers. I think she's a nice person. I think her story with her father who passed away and her mom right now, like she's a real person that's having kind of a tough journey. She's very pretty. I actually think she has much more. I actually thought this could be a really fun season and she could have just played it cool and made it the whole season. Um And I'm going to enjoy her four episodes or so until she like races off into the horny sunset.

Gregg Grindberg take it away. I just want to say, so, having not watched the last couple of Bachelor, Bachelor, that's whatever. Um, So I tune in and I have the same reaction you do. I watched from the very beginning right and I watched with my wife Elizabeth, and I love love the show. Chris Harrison very good friend. Chris Harrison stole one of my children at an all inclusive we'll get into that later. But um watching, I'm watching her backstory, and yes, I'm loving her, like I really love her.

I think she's sincere. And what I love is that she comes with so much experience and she's just she's cut to the chase. She knows, which you know. It's like, look, I'm married for twenty seven years. I'm not the right guy to be asking this. But if I was out there right now, um, god forbid, I would be like I would just be pushing all the ship out of

my way to get what I want. And so but Elizabeth didn't see the opening, didn't see the backstory, didn't see all that, and immediately looks at her on screen and watches her for about thirty seconds. He goes, I hate her, and I was like, oh my god. And then she sat for a little bit longer and started to learn and saw the sincerity and it's I totally agree with you. I was surprised to feel that way because we did. I because I didn't start until Caitlin season,

so I I just watched one Poblic season. I only knew her from being a little cuckoo on Paradise and um, and she was a lot on one public season, and I have to say, Aaron Foley, I have to say I enjoyed her last night. I uh, and it was fun to see somebody that actually you felt like, it's like I want my husband, Aaron Folly. What did you think? Yeah?

I was. Um. I watched with my partner Sarah, and I just had to remind her several times um to that she has to put the premise of the show in the Bound on the back burner because she's like, who are these people? And I'm like, no, that's not the right person to watch the show with. Nope. But then she reminds she she was like, oh that's right, Like this is this is cret Crave world, right, So then we were we were I mean I was into it from uh, from from the first get go. She

she um. Anyways, Sarah's on board, and we both found her very sincere. In fact, I like choked up a couple of times in the beginning, and I was like, I love that she's thirty nine, she knows what she wants. And I was just like, I'm still still in it, still excited that it's her. But then yeah, you know, you can just see the seams are about to unravel and they just want someone to button her up a little and just stay in the stay in the lane.

She did well for a hot second, Like whereas Hannah, Like when when they brought the drama to her, and we'll get to that. But when they brought to the drama to her, she was like, Okay, you guys deal with this. I'm a thirty nine year old looking for a ring. The clock is ticking, Like, I feel like Hannah would have been so upset, like you're demming something like other bachelorettes have been sidetracked by that. She just picked flickted. I was like, where's Dale, Rob Benedet? Overall headline,

how did you feel about Clara's the Bachelorette? Okay, so coming into it, I did not know that she was. I don't know anything about this season. I knew that there was a headline that she like, I thought the headline was that she found her guy and she quit the show. That's kind of all I news. I didn't know if that was happening in the first episode or what. So I'm watching it going like, you know, what what is this? Um? Yeah, I've always I've seen her in

all of her appearances. She for me, she borders on a little bit annoying, but I also think she's kind of cute and I'm rooting. I'm rooting for it, right. I wanted to do well, um, but she just she comes in hot, Like that conversation with that dude talk about her boobs for a second. Oh my god, wrap are those real? Ladies? I don't know, Katie. I was

enjoying them. I was enjoying them in the preview for the in the preview for the next episode, they were extra I feel I will see that her face feels the same, like I feel like she because a lot of she actually a lot of the much younger contestant is you know. It's a people love to have a plumped up like there's a whole thing now where people are like, yeah, I got injections. She appears visually actually like just like she's looking pretty similar to how she

looks seven years ago. She her face looks the same. I mean, God bless her if those are real and if they're not real, my compliments to the surgeon chef. The chef. I here's the thing, though, I kind of feel like she's speaking like this is it like you're you're one of these guys, and you go, she's never gonna look better than this, and she looks amazing, but you can immediately I was like, Okay, she's beautiful. That dress, Holy sh it, and she looked gorgeous. But she has

so much more than what you see. I mean that she seems like a beautiful person. However, you just mentioned the previews. I'm sorry, maybe i'm you know when she says, oh my god, I just meant my husband, I'm shaking. Then in the previews you see her fucking making out with seventeen guys know what's going on the show, But that's the fun of Claire Claire. Katie, do you think real or fake? You got your Mike ready to go, and we went right to you. I consider and you

I'm pretty like the adult in the room, Katie. What's your what's your? What's vice principal? Levine? Do you think they are real or fake? Well? They were big on one public seas until because I remember we talked about that she had big boobs, her classics were an elegant kind of think they might be real. She kind of seems like the type of woman that wouldn't do it in a way because, like you said, she doesn't seem

like she's had much other work done. Where the younger girls come on and they're so cute and they're like twenty five years old and then suddenly they look forty. Yeah, because they get so much work done. And she really hasn't changed from one public season to now, which was seven years. Yeah, she's always been changed. The build she's had of them built like a brickshit. Yeah, so maybe it's real and she did it, she did it early.

But yes, a lot of the young girls will go in between the season, between the main season and Paradise, they'll come back with a whole new system. I'm also trying to remember her, like seven sisters had big boobs and I can't seven she was, I hate she was like a bell of the ball. Yeah, but I mean they were also she was like the baby like she was like, yeah, they were all ten years older than her um at least, So I don't know. I kind of think they're real though. All right, here we are.

And it's also like let's time track. Let's say this was fascinating just to see as as producers, let's time travel back to like watching George Stephanopolis announced coronavirus and like ambulance runs and like, I actually feel there's some stuff they got, they did well, and some stuff that people kept tweeting in that like Chris Harrison, they kept treating like everyone's primary care physicians seemed to be like delivering all the results and like, Okay, So she's thirty

nine and she's like here we go, Um, this is it, um, and we see some quick previews opening shots of some rude guy going expected way more from the oldest bachelor at whoever that is rude, rude by UM. And then Claire she they you know, I think they like her standing up for Stuf because she stood up for Tuan Pablo, the older spectress that stayed single, because I didn't sell up for men like that. And I thought Mike Jock, Greg Grnberg I see shaking her head with I feel

like that's a chef's kiss. You like that? No, I loved it. I mean, look, Aaron, could you have written a scene better than that to catapult and to to you know, keep us engaged for however many episodes she stays on. I was like, this is incredible. By the way, the way they craft the show I've had on my podcast. I had Chris and I had Ken Fuchs. Ken is the director and one of my greatest friends. He his son played baseball Aaron with my son in high school.

But um, but in talking to them, I could not get them to admit that any of these moments are fake or or fabricated or taken out of context. I mean, I think it is late night alcohol. It just feels like late night alohol could have been better than what they showed you. It's so the settled. I will not settle for men, like but I screamed. I screamed that line in my twenties, I will not settle for men. Yet then I started dating with women. So I, Claire,

I get you. Um yeah, I I I'm like sort of learning a couple of pieces of information for you guys. I don't know. I don't know anything of of what happens, or if I just assumed that she's going to finish the show and everything's gonna be fine, so I I, I don't know. They showed that last night where they said, you know, what the hell is going on? Are they going to bring in a new bachelor? What's gonna happen.

So but they just yeah, but I guess it's just that, like I've been watching this show since the thirties and this ship. They always tease something and then you get to it and you go, oh my god, she bumped into a doorway, you know, and there an ambulance goes by. I'm just I'm just gonna assue that. The limo pulls up and she gets out of the limo again. Yeah, what I mean, I don't. I don't some big thing there's been we talked about this last week. There's been

pretty open. I mean, I won't say anything. I'm not gonna say any I'm not gonna say anything. I'm not gonna say anything. Um okay, So I don't want to look, I didn't want to sort of shocked by that. I'm not gonna you know that. I go out of my way to keep myself not only in a pandemic bubble, but in a I do not do spoilers and like so this thing literally is on like the cover like People magazine, like Jess apparently, like I think the Bachelor

announced there's something that they publicly announced. Oh oh you want to I will not here come Sanna Anna Banana. Here's our Brianna, Greg Gronberg, meet Anna. We just all agreed, Hi, Tanna Banana. We just all agreed that we thought Claire was a good bachelorette because she wants a husband band. I agree, and Aaron and Greg and Rob know nothing about what happens at all at all. Okay, here we go so um So we see her in Sacramento and she gets this call and I love that they film

it on her. She has to act surprise, but there's like a full camera crew in her bedroom filming her yet herself. Rob Benedict, what did you think when you saw the light, Claire. We've been on a lot of journeys. He's like, ah, like a lot a lot of journeys, Like like do you want to be here? And I was like, oh my god God, and I'm so glad my hair's done and my makeup is perfect, and there's this man in the corner of my room filming me film this. And then she looks at the guy off camera,

It's like is this for real? Like, honey, come on, you know it's for real, And like, why is he standing in your room? Eric? Fully, what did you think watching that? Announcement, Oh killer opening. You know what did she not know? Did she know Gundberg? Yeah, I mean I agree, it's it was one of those things. And my son Sam was watching with me and he he looks at me and I said, it's weird, right, And he goes, yeah, why is it weird? I said, because there's a camera guy hurt in her bedroom. I mean,

it's just it's so. You know, there's that addiction show. I don't know if you guys ever watched that show where they when they follow an addict like a heroin addict whatever, intervention, intervention now an intervention. There was a moment someone went into a bathroom stall and shot up and then you saw a closeup of the needle. Now there's only one camera. That means they had to ask

that person to shoot up twice. And dude, this is what drives me nuts about these reality shows where you go, oh my god, and do you think that was the only take. I mean, they asked her to to have that conversation on the phone a couple of times. It's just those are the moments that I don't want to think about. Also, last night, she said, I know there are bigger things in the world and people that are dying. But I'm so excited to be here in fall moment. Hot man, I man, and I didn't want to be

reminded of the reality. I was lost for for a couple of hours in the show, and I really loved it. I gotta tell you, I felt so. I actually felt like that they showed us. It sounds like they did it right, like and I'm glad that they showed us that these guys like that they took their time, they

lacked I wasn't. I know. Some people tweeted us how nervous they were seeing the people like all in the limos together and stuff like that, but that but I did feel like, oh, they did the producer as somebody who's been very very afraid of this disease and has been very very very socially distanced. I felt like they showed us that they did it right. So so they go, so she's the camera. So then they show like her announcement, she's on Good Morning America. She's got her one shoulder gown.

She's coming out boom boom, here she comes and uh and then they she has like a voice over how she's always chosen jerks. They did not mention that she got engaged. They cut out they mentioned to go round on Batlor in Paradise, they mentioned Juan Pablo. They didn't mend that she did Bachelor Winter Games and got engaged on air to a man named Ben Wah. They didn't do you remember that she was engaged? And people it's like,

did he watched this DVD? Like up the real when you're like the main character in the show who's been is Ben Waff from another He was French Canadian. He was French Canadian. It was the It was not a popular thing. It was supposed to be like Paradise, but it was international and we watched and he was like and Dean had a relationship with some other woman and there the Australian couple. Her boobs are not looking as

good right now to me? Yeah right, I mean it's history and they didn't and they that's what I'm saying. They're used boobs. You've got it. Just that's full disclosure. If I'm buying that property, I want to know that those boobs have been a rocket? Was she and they just they they she got produced to like she got proposed to on on like after the final rows like they they they edded they were there, it was on

their stage. They did not edit that in yesterday. But what do you say, like if they would have shown that, are you I think they like this. I think they I don't know. Just it was an interesting omission because we all watched her run off and go, yes, yes, that's the last time we saw her in a so they said she's never she's basically they played up always the bridesmaid, never the bride. But it's like you were the you had a ring on your finger, he was down on one knee, and you said, yes, that's the

last we saw you. Do you think that would have made her seemed like a slut, like she's been through this so many times, or or don't believe don't believe her this time, even if she's said, I mean, I don't know. It's interesting they like to do the Cinderella story. I think I think it also makes her look like more of a wild card because like they weren't even dating. They went on like two dates and then he came back and then afterwards immediately proposed, and then so it

fell a little bit. I don't think they want to like start with a failed engagement as she's about to try to get engaged, you know, because something like for me, I didn't know that, And now I'm like, oh, I don't want to know that. So I think that's a good omission, you know what I mean. It keeps me

like going. But now I know that maybe she's fleeing the scene Fand so then we get to so then the coronavirus strikes and everybody's sheltering in place, and and um, we see her filing her nails as her dog, which I did enjoy the app that put her dog had on something. Um. And I will say this part of the story teared me up. When she was cooked making cookies and she was bringing her mom. Her mom is in a care facility, her mom has all summers in dementia, and she brings her mom treats and she has to

go see her through the window. I mean, she's had a hard road, a legitimately hard run. Couldn't get over the cookies. They didn't look good. They didn't look baked right. They look like like some really natural like they look like granola bars and they should have been cookies. I'm sorry, I just with a couple of em paths on her hands with Greg and Rob. Here, you guys are a real feeling it a path to a moment last night that the greatest. Oh my god, that was great, dude.

That was like that was like going to see a fortune teller and they're just grabbing straws like she's so into him. He could have gone, I breathe oxygen the greatest. Think this morning, Rob, I took a poop this morning. I knew it. Did they go to Laquinta? Anna? Have you stayed at Laquinta? No, it's so you Me and I haven't with girls. Katie and Rob and Greg have all been. They've all been to liking to and they

said it's nice. So they go and they go and she's like, we're the only people in the world that can date. There's this crazy thing called COVID and she lines up like Aaron fully take it. It's just that

like you're cheering for her. I'm tearing up. I actually, unlike Robin, Greg was sad about her mother's condition and then and then then she just and then you know what I mean, you just like every third sentence of Claire, you go, oh gool but you know, you just want her to just nope no. Watching her quarantine, it was also like somebody tweeted at us like, oh, it's so relatable, like fully blown out hair, like TV ready makeup and like this five star hotel, doing yoga with my crystals.

That's exactly how I looked mid March, like you know, like like can I bought him, As Rob knows, I bought him every jar of coconut oil at the store and was like, I'm not gonna need refrigeration, Rob, I'm set. I could keep myself alive on fat until September. It looked like she was like filming a long weekend at a hotel, like like like getting ready to party. Yeah, definitely, so um, she's got butterflies, bring it on. And so then we see the COVID tests, Anna, did you enjoy

watching these dudes get this? Like that was when the COVID tests were major, major, major. Rob's hand is up. I saw Rob. I was just gonna say, I just got back from shooting and and I don't know if you've been on set with one day at a time if it's been like this, but I just, uh, I felt for the guys because it's for real, you have to take it like three times a week. And when you're shooting and it's and they get up into your brain. It's it's really it's really like that where you're like

sneezing and your eyes are watering. It's pretty bad. Greg and I had it. They're not. I guess it's thorough at twenty. No, once they hit a booger, they go, yeah, they're like like, we're good, We're good. I haven't had that brain scrape that everybody I have that once. Rob's absolutely right, it is. And and the doctor who did it, um, he was like, breathe out, breathe out, breathe out. So at least he gave me the you know, because if you're breathing out of your nose, it doesn't hurt as much.

But if you were doing that that often at or less. Yeah, every time I go now because I skip a day, it's it's not that bad though for us that I'm gonna get a false negative because I don't think that they go, I don't think it's the same. It's not the pipe cleaner. It's different. Um, I don't think you have to. I don't think you have to do that, but they certainly want to be thorough and see they're doing it. They told me to wiggle my toes. That's

supposed to it all sounds awful. Yeah, And I want to say because Anna and I did draft picks last week, and um, I want to say in somebody also, I think Sane Constant was the one who tweeted at us they to fire their ABC photographer because these guys are so much cuter in person. The photos online are so unflattering. And I thought a lot of these guys were adorable. That the ones that it felt like there was no picks for her and I thought they were a lot

of them are really cute. Yeah, I agree that the photos are never good. They always look at people, always look just a little off, and you see them in person, you're like, oh they're gorgeous. They're Yeah, it was. It was shocking. Okay, So here we go. We meet that douche Bennett from Harvard. He was a total Harvard douche. The guy that's just so they're all hanging out in

their hotel rooms now. It's interesting because I don't know if we're gonna have as much of the like hatred in fighting as happens when adult males have to share bunk beds, six bunk beds to a room when you get to go home at night to your private room. Now that they've all passed COVID, shouldn't they put twelve bunk beds in a room and make them all hang out?

Aaron Fully, what do you think about that? Yeah? That I was like, Oh, this is like really fan see and nice, like where's the where is the drunken angry like testaster own drama, like when you're just like pool side and then you go back to your like l A that's the word. Uh yeah, I I I agree. If it was just like a barn out back of the La Quinta and like just just kind of the shittier the beds, the more, you know, I want to

see some punches. You want people to be more overtired to it because they're all sleeping together, and like you want to really jam up, like the exhaustion level. I didn't do a watching one person jump on a bunk bed and hit his head on the ceiling. There's so much of that footage is going to be regretted over and over again in their lives. These guys, it was

douche bags. On parade. I could not believe it. I was like the guy that was was meditating on the couch and on the chair, and who's never who's never meditating data's life, no exactly, and the guy take your fucking straight jacket off, dude. Okay, joke made. Okay, I'm jumping ahead, I know, but I will say in the rooms and I I am the ding dong that I fear a producer could get their hands on and go okay, just okay, go sit over there. I know I am

malleable and a producer. I've had like the zany shots that like the photo thing. I'm like, now I'll be like like I hold the pen and be like that, you know, like like I am the wacky one that they the photographer will talk and to put like put chocolate ice cream on your face and it looks like your face is like covered and ship and then that's like the photo gallery. That's like yeah, and also with

the chiron that comes up. I mean it was it was fitness Guru, fitness this uh personal trainer that I'm like, and then you know they all seem to be in the fitness business. It was and football players, well we were talking about this at the end of the season, you know, for the the the the challenge. So they had a hard time casting Claire season. They had a

hard time getting guys to apply. And if you think about it, most thirty nine year old men are either married or like have a job enough that they can't take three months off to go live in like in Theory and like Calabasas, and and they're not as thirsty for Instagram followers. So you're like, it's like, I think it's a harder group to get a group of guys that are like sort of the right kind of there.

This is not what they desire as much. Aaron Foley, Well, I was just gonna say, Sarah and I had a serious conversation over breakfast that lasted way too long about the casting of this. Yeah, we were like if you're if you're because we were like wire zero twenty six year old boy band manager, like, why can't can I get Can I get more specific? He has a thirty nine year old boy band cover band manager. We read that letter, t is they manages cover bands of boy bands?

Oh my god, he's my favorite. Wait, all these guys are thirty nine. One of them was one of one of them, but but most of them are twenty seven, twenty twenty nine, and we're like, you know, Claire's thirty nine, which is so refreshing. We've had preschoolers for seven seasons and it's so irritating. So we're like, why aren't there fifty year old men? They're like, why aren't there like to defate, and I realized the only time you say the word age appropriate is when you're in your forties.

But anyway, um, and then you get now we got half a season of Dingdongs, and Sarah I were like, what you said are on And it's like, well that people that are probably very much her match. They're not gonna be able to take two months off and go to La Quita or or Instagram or any of that, or even let's just say, let's say they know it's the pandemic. If they are single, they probably are divorced

with kids, right, so they probably still like homeschooling. Like you can't be like, sorry, Marjorie, I know I'm paying you alimony. I'm gonna go try to funk illediately keen to for three months homeschool the kids while you got the zoom link or try try to get a three month conjugal visit. It's not easy. Yeah, you're in a pandemic. Of course, the twenty six dingle Ling would get on a plane and be like, I'm gonna roll the doors. Somebody did stay last night. Somebody did stay last night.

I know that is is everybody whose athletic career didn't work out. And they're like, well, uh, somebody said last night and I thought, no, you didn't. Somebody said I gave up so much to be here. It's like, no, none of us at this point in March, none of us are doing anything. Actually, you're having the most fun of anybody. Like you're drinking, you're hanging out, you're in a nice hotel. Like I would have killed have been a contestant a clear season if I could. I mean,

we've all played football. I mean, come on, you think I didn't play football, excuse me part and played line back when everybody played football. We're all ex football players getting line dale, Oh, soccer, other football. I made a lot of basket I made a lot of baskets, A lot of baskets. Uh, we're gonna do an adam. We'll be right back. Oh, I need a sexual time out. Gay, we're back. Um what a nd? Okay, God, what an act? Guys. That was an ad, Guys, we did our ad. Love

that product? Oh god, I love that product. Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? You think you better than me? That's a fucking product. So let me see like my cousin Vinny, are you Oh my god, are you? Are you rather? Have you never done this? Back a bag? Sorry? Sorry, sorry, we're not on the phone. What I said, excent? He confused me? Are you doing baby boom? I was? I got so confused. I thought I was a boom And okay, okay, So we were about to get to the fun stuff.

We have to have a heart to heart with Captain Harrison. They go to some room Captain Harrison and Claire seven years ago. Claire, who was that woman? Who was that woman that the say goodbye to want Pablo? And she's well, Captain, that woman, that girl she was an abuse. She was in an abusive relationship and she got away. Now I didn't know that she goes, but I wanted to tell her I'm proud of you for trying again. And I've been in therapy and I'm ready and I know, and

I cheered up. I cheered up. She goes, I know my dad would be proud that he would want me to find a real man who treats women like well. And he wanted he made this DVD that Ben Watt did not get to see that the last few weeks of his life, he wasn't worried about himself. He was thinking about the life and and been marrying his daughter, and he wanted his daughter to be taken care of. And she said, I would have said to that, young lady, I am proud of you. Just show it up and

just doing it. You've always shown up. I try my best. I am here. I have never given up. I never will. I have not given up on love just by showing up, I still deserve it. I show up. That is what it takes. I walk into the sunset. What's the bite of my dreams? I show h that's your new monologue. At that moment, that's when I wanted Chris to go, do you show up? I mean, how many times did

she say? Can I just say? Because Chris is such a dear friend of mine, he is so good at what he does, he had to call him Captain on this show. I'm sorry, Captain Captain Carson, and that was the only time. By the way you see, you see Chris, he's a good looking dude and he's he looks better than ever by the way he looks bad. If he looks really good. He dyed his hair. Um he you see him. And I know Gwen, his ex wife, who is just absolutely lovely, like so great, beautiful, sweet, great mom.

And I just look at I go, this is the first time that I'm seeing him sitting next to a girl that's kind of close to his age, Like I was like, oh, this wouldn't be him robbing the cradle. And he gives her a hug. Remember, he was like, I haven't been able to hug. Let's hug. Everybody did the hug where they kind of put their butt out, like I don't want to this isn't a real hug. They all got a taste of her boobs against their chest.

But Chris is such a gentleman. He's so good at and you can imagine that by the way he's hilarious all the ship that they cut out of the show that he must say and then they can't use it. He picked up he picked up all that, all that, the armory, whatever that is. Anyway, he I just want to give him kudos just because how is his hug? What did he did he do the full body hug? No, he was a gentleman. He gave a good, good, good hug.

But my brother is openly creepy hugger. He hugs dig dig first, and that's why we did it in my family, Aaron Folly, what did you think I show up? What did you think of the Also, my both my parents never taught us to wash our hands. My brother and I do wash our hands. Both my parents never wash their hands. If you ever ate food in my house, Aaron Folly, what did you think of the eye show up? I like that she's giving herself a team speech because

she's cracking inside. Yeah, and and that's a good life skill. I was cheering for her. And it's almost like a coach, like a like clear eye, full heart, can't lose you show up Tim Briggan's speech. It's it's one of these things where Claire has that vibe where um like it's just I'm not this isn't making light of her situation, but it's just like her story is so sad like everything, like she could just like go to a grocery store and like she'd hit a dog, you know what I mean?

Like everything she does feels like it's gonna end terribly. I can't trying to fight it. She's trying to fight it. But at the end you're like, oh, I know, and then you watching her, and then you watched her get on her own way. As it starts to go, you're like, oh no, just a little bit, a little bit body but Dale Dale, Yeah. And it's also like slow it down.

Everybody's here for you if you played remotely hard to get because you just need to make it seem like there's thirty other guys that might have a chance to show a little ankle at first, to show a little like you don't want to be this all a Rob benedict. I show up, she comes in out, she comes in out. She got herself psycked up. Two psyched up. I think she got two psyched up. Um. I also like talk about Chris Harrison real quick, Greg Captain, Captain Harrison Captain.

It's great that you know him. Um. I wish I knew because I feel like he'd be really cool guy. I almost I wish they would show more of that, just in my editorial about the show, like, I want to see more of the Chris Harrison that we see in the bloopers that's actually really funny and loose. Sometimes he's too stiff on the show, and I want I want to see the looser Chris, you know what I mean? I also like that he was he had his book behind him. Are in a good note for you? I think? Oh? Yeah,

the perfect letter. I sent a copy to our rookie of the Year, Jerry Traynor. Uh no note, but he knew who sent it a copy. It's out of print, so I had to order a used copy that got shipped to Jerry Trader's house. A perfect letter. Awesome? Um. But anyway, but Chris Harrison is he seems like an awesome guy. Um. But yeah, Claire just came in. It was too much. It was too much. But don't you think it's appropriate for the times we're all sitting here going what is going to happen? I just want to

throw in the towel. I don't need to shower. I mean, I put on pants and my wife is like, are you going to a wedding? I go on because like is the video on. I'm like, you can luckily could just come as you are so seriously, I love your invitation of Elizabeth is like an eight year old Rabbos like answer, and what are we doing? Where are you going to a wedding? Welcome to the Gruggbergs. But but I just say that if if you're gonna make that speech and say I show up, I mean I don't

give up, never give up, never give up. Now is the time, I mean really for the audience to go, yeah, okay, don't give up. Because once we get there and we start watching, and it is like watching an episode of Lost and no one else on earth. It's like you could tell that all the streets around like ken To are silent. She is almost the perfect batship bat To Laurette. She's got the right hairline, fracture of damage to lead us, like, let's watch this go. So by the way, here we go.

We did some draft picks, but we had a person email in and suggest that we also we usually picked like drunk on the first night, nobody really that drunk. We picked villains, blah blah blah. Somebody suggested we pick Drip, Who's going to be the biggest drip this season, Like who's a drag? But we're not there yet. Okay, she goes a name like Chason equals drags. She goes, no, that's Bennett. She goes and Harvard. She goes, I've great it enough whispered. So there it was. There she is.

She's out in that dress they gave Greg Grunberg. I full blown half Chobb. Yeah no, my Tunican, My tunicn was rock hard. That chowed got ready like that poor half was Reddy Tom full blown half Chubb. Here she comes, she's in the dress. They I felt like the Quinto was like we're not gonna let you water down the driveway. You know normally they like put it's like glistening up in the bassis, like we're gonna do. It's gonna be dry. It's gonna be a dry season, Keep it dry, keep

it sexy. So hot dry equals sexy in COVID times. So here she comes Limo, she's a deep breath and she's like so out stumbles. The first one is an army ranger, a tall guy. But he I actually felt like he had a good game with her. The same start of like I'm an EmPATH. He said, do you want to do a deep breath with me? And she was like hey, whoa so, and she was like I like that. I like that. And that's when we knew we were in for some crazy Aaron Folly, take it away, Queen,

you wouldn't done anything. If that guy was like showing a boom, she would be like, long, just coming in hot, rob, that is the best way to do coming in hunt. He was military, I mean I thought he was. He's like, breathe with me. She breathes with him, and then he walks away, Yes, joll sargeant and he walks away. That guy was so military. He was so like you know how you supposed to eat in the military and squares. But I mean that's he There was nothing soft and

it was but I agree with you. She was just like a man. This is a man. Well I will say this also because like she's extra like she was. She was ready, she was in her shoot, She's at the Kentucky Derby, she's at the races at Action Park water theme Park, just like ready to go down the fucking flute them and then they're like whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa Wow, you're getting locked up. Get out of Calabasas.

We're sending you back to Sacramento. Stick you in an escalade with a golden retriever, making yoga with some rocks for four weeks, see jams, some pipe cleaners up your nose. So she's has She's like, I'm ready, I'm thirty one. Don't take this away from me, not today, devil. And then you have all these guys, somebody tweeted on us, who had way too many days to think about their stupid entrances. Way they had extra time to play on the fucking gimmicky and ever, let may be real, I'm

extra crazy during pandemic. I have spent I'm a little boo rad lee, spend a little too much time alone, not interacting with others. You feel like when you're actually with somebody, you're like, I got nothing in the report. I literally have nothing to say, Like I have weird

human interactions. Generally, you throw a pandemic on. Yeah, So these fucking guys are looking for love with the thirty nine year old bachelorette, and they've been thinking about it in some motel somewhere for like a hundred in eighty days, and we get Riley comes out. He's an assistant attorney and he says the following, It is my job as an attorney to help the jury fund the verdict, and in this case, you will be guilty as charged of looking beautiful in that dress. Greg Grener, why did you

write that line? I mean that guy wrote, rewrote, and then rewrote what I'm talking about. Yeah, And it's just they try way too hard. Just come out, give her a hug, look into her eyes, don't say anything, and walk away like that would have gotten you score more points than anybody else. These people are again. It's like, now I go to the store, I buy something, and

I go is this a future garage sale item? That's the way I look at items now, right, that was the same way I was looking at this, like they're gonna be going, fuck, why did I do that? For the rest of their life? This is gonna live on. These are regretful moments, and they're gonna have them. They just be yourself. There were so many weird fucking guys. Instantly,

I'm like security. I mean, there were there were some weirdos. Man, all right, here comes one that I thought was absolutely adorable, and I cannot believe she did not keep this one. He was Jordan's. He was six ft eight. No, granted he was wearing knickers. He had not even caprice. No, no, no, no, that's the look. It was my son last night. He was like, no, that's the jam. He was wait, where did Katie's gone? It was not even it was not

even no. Look. His insane is probably as tall as I am, because he was like six ft eight or six ft nine. We looked at him. He was a really tall guy. That guy he I don't know if he said he didn't say that he was. He was very sweet and he says, I know that it's hot, I know you're thirsty, and I'm a tall drink of water. I thought he was very cute eron fully, what did you think of Jordan's and his height? I thought he was cute and but then he had on like not

even Capri's. They were like short short suit shorts. I you know, maybe it's the look. I don't think it's the look for him. I thought it was a little bit. I was like, whoa, good god, what's where's the rest of his pants? I feel like by saying that that's something my dad would say, but those pants fed him in the beginning of quarantine. It's something, yeah, you know what it is. It's like he didn't look um and

maybe it's he seems nice enough. He just seemed like really kind of boring and just not comfortable in his own skin, you know. Um, but I was thinking adorable. I agree with you are he was adorable, I want, but he was just kind of like, you know then, I mean, as you know, in the house, he was just like, you know, she kept some creepers though. I was like, at least keep the cutie pies, so he has a chance of going to paradise, you know, Like, but yeah, okay, So then we have Jason gets out.

This is my cousin, Vinnie guy. He came out pregnant. Um, there something with football. He's a former football player, and he got injured and he said, I wanted to pay homage to you. Okay, Um, she was loved because he's like, I know you were killing her with the heels and I didn't, but I got something to tell you later. So we didn't talk about the Vermont thing yet. Um, but she was. And then he goes inside. He goes, ah, I paid homage to her. She was laughing. She loved it.

She goes funny. She loved it, Rob Benedict, I mean, look, in general, I'm not a fan of any costume. Coming out of the car at a costume, I think it's I think it's just um and and and something that makes you look bad. I've forgotten that she did that. Yeah, she came out. She came out eight months pregnant and one. Pablo the horny creeper actually was into it. He was like, oh, Claire is cute as a little bump player, looks good

pregnant like he was like, fully creeper. So, Rob, you wouldn't have come out singing a loud and swain song. I mean, you wouldn't have been with a guitar and Okay, god, you guys. The thing I think I think I totally agree with you, Greag. I think you come out of the car you just beat yourself like, look, I got nothing. This is me, I got nothing to say. I'm I'm a fifty year old divorce I've got two kids, I'm an adult woman with I'm built like a pluggy dog.

My in scene is so SiGe of a six before man. By the way, I so want to do this. When they were showing her giving out the roses and they cut to the to the guys and they're all kind of looking around like, is it gonna be me? Is it you? It's gotta be b I want to I want to shoot myself and put myself in that scene because it's like, I've been married twenty seven years and I don't like to find out that I'm here. But I hope she gives me a rose. I mean it

was those moments are so cringeworthy. But getting back to what we're talking about, that just it's so cringe worthy to watch these guys and Rob maybe they don't have anything, Like you said, I got nothing. This is just me. Some of these people don't have nothing that they really have nothing. Well, and I also think Arden's point. I think there was way too much time overthought it, too many cooks in their head, and they overthought it. They

overcooked it. Aaron Folly, what would you do? Um? Well, I would have had seven Gin and Tonics and probably fallen right into her boobs, sorry am I? And then I would have run right now that it's nerve wracking now I can't I would I would I wouldn't do a prop, but I would try to come up with just a little something to break the eye. You would have been like football paint under your eyes and like you have shot up. I'm sure, can you win this thing in the first round? Now? Can you win in

the second quarter? Now the third quarter? Now the fourth? Okay, I gotta say it was very telling. The guys like puppies pressing their faces against the window and the rolls Royce shows up, which is the singular on ever and those guys, what did those guys say? They said, yeah, they were like, man, that's good. I was like, by the way, Bennett is not thirty six with his white scarf. That is a move of his seventy two year old Like, man, Anna, what did you think of Bennett? We talked about Bennett

last week? What did you think of Bennett? He's not thirty six. Bennett is the most embarrassing human being. To me, it's hard to look at him. His smile is like I don't know, I don't I can't stand him. Um, I wouldn't trust him at all. I bet the producers made her keep him because he's a type, because he might be a dumb comedy villain, not even like a real villain, like a John Paul Jones type. So they may have Kenny his Aeron's least favorite. He's a thirty

nine year old boy band cover band manager. Um, and Anna, can you do a screen share and show them his tattoo, the one that you found that was showing the entire tattoo. I think I don't want to even describe it, but I want you to see what. Um, it's even better than you could imagine. It's on brand. But he was like, look, I wore a T shirt. I know you don't have your dogs here. So um, I actually thought he actually heart. I liked it, and I like when she said can

I pet my dogs? What if? He was like, do you do you have the third dog? Because it's in my parents it's a winter dog dog. I made a little pants to my dogs called Penis my pants my dog. That's why I'll never be on the chip. And I think it's in our text fread with with Lacy. Yeah, I'm finding it. I'm gonna show you. Okay, so can we while she's looking, can we move on to West Virginia in the in the okay, so that we have we have the station wagon pulls up Tyler, He's like,

my life is in the back of that. They get the most like back lot. They have a Universal Studios back lot pop math exactly. Dude, I'm a car guy. I'm a car guy. That is not his station likest that's an expensive like really character like and they really They're like, let's make a station wagon jewape like. It was like it was like they rented that car from Greg Garcia that is like that is like the station wagon from every sitcom. I was like, what is going on?

And even said that when he goes, he goes I went full Gris. Yeah, he said that, and yet he's got zero sense of humor. Maybe this guy's a vacation guy. Gets other car. He's like, um from West Virginia, pific. This is so what was that? Yanna? Is it possible to screen share that? I don't know. Do you have the just on two different computers, so it's hard for me to like, okay, texted it to you guys. I'm gonna text it. I will text it too. Did you get it? Everyone in here? I mean, look at where

the stars are and it's around his nipple. Look at his nipple is a star and his arm it looks like our friend told us, it looks like he's wearing like a fourth of July tablecloth. Yes, can look at his look at his nipple? Did arden? I just put it in the chat if people want to see it. Oh yeah, let's go to the screen chat. Look at this. It's so if you go, it's so bonkers, Like it looks like the man that would be a that would be a killer, a cover band boy band manager at

thirty nine. Yeah, he's thirty nine, So that we have a cover cop gun holster shoulder things. Yeah, what is that exactly? Is this kid been arrested for kidnapping a whitner because I feel like that's his other professionals. He's definitely in that video. So that's that's a big problem with in the show. For me, it's like when when when Claire who you know, if you don't love Claire,

it's kind of hard to go the whole season. And I do love her, but when she makes a decision like that gives a roast to that guy that's a producer, that's a comedy, that's all producer, that's a they. I think they get to pick like ten and I think that I think the producers have some comedy characters have you know what, I'm not going to be mad at watching a cover band boy band manager. Like I'm actually would like, give me six episodes with cover with Kenny.

I'll take six. Because the guy who got caught sending him asturbation video, he also got picked, which is weird. Yeah, well because I think I look, wait, wait wait save I okay, okay, So then we have so then we have Blake who now anna when we did our draft picks, the Wildlife guy. We he's much cuter than he looks in his photo he looked like hell boy, and in person he was kind of cute. Um, and then we have this We're still out front a j He had a very terrible photo. He was a mom's boy, he says.

My friends say, give a terrible first impression, and then he literally crushed her hand. Oh my god. He was the gayest man alive. I mean that him and the chef. I was like, and you guys fuck immediately and some enlightening, Like I literally was like I couldn't believe how gay they were. I agree, I agree. I totally felt that he was like and you know and I thought I saw the Year of the Bachelorette, and I said to my boyfriend, and I was like, what is the sweet

A boy with a nice hot maroon suit. You are in the wrong house. His mom. He ties to his mom every day. So then we have easy who I gave a very annoying opening, but that had a nice conversation letter. His His entrance was to me the worst. He jumped to the paper. He was a pro football player. He was in the salmon jacket that Tyler had born last year, and like, he was so extra. But then I actually found them later in the evening to be sweet. So I'm I'm giving him a shot. I'm neither here

nor there with him. I have to say when I saw him in that suit, because I immediately gained the COVID nineteen right away, I put on nineteen pounds, and when I saw him in that suit, I was like, oh, my suits fit. I just know that we like that. Yeah, yeah, I mean there's other guys last season that had a lot of their suits tailored like that, Like they tailored to show every bulge, like they wanted to show the tailor in his batchet. So then we have the here

comes your favorite Jay. He's in the straight jacket all night. So I think I think the producers must have been like, Jay, you're killing it in that. Keep it on. You got to keep that. He didn't have the confidence of like Alexis and her dolphin outfit, where she was just kind of only she was the best. When Rob does that character, people can't see this right now, but your chin goes up. I love it. You're like, you're killing it. I love it.

And we're talking back there on the monitor. Is it's hilarious. And he was so just like again like forgetting why it's funny the bathroom could to help me guess what, Rob, you get to be the producer again, because here comes Chasing in his suit of armor. That then the producers, if you're a producer, you're talking to Jason that then they ditch and there's no PA to clean it up. And then she put in this win Claire put the

thing on in this covid arret. Now. I know he was tested, but I do not want to put on a used suit recently used suit of armor from a Bachelor contestant. I mean Aaron, Okay, Greg grend Berk. I was just gonna say that. Chris, uh captain, Chris Captain. He had the best line of the night in the credits, in the closing credits where he was like, this smells like bad cologne. When it was and you know that that was full druck car noir in there. There was full druck Carno. Then we had some guy who had

a fart in ring box. Oh god, loved it. It was so well made. Whatever that company that would not be going to the yard sale. That would be a lifetime I'm not getting rid of my fart ring box, right, I mean, I don't know who that guy was. I loved it. Marry that guy right away. I mean seriously, that's who I would be, like, Oh my god, I just from my husband. I just I just smelled my husband. Oh I know, I knew. I think I said my husband.

But here's the unfortunate thing. It's like watching a commercial. Do you think it's really fun to be funny, but you can't remember the product, Like we don't remember who that person is. Yeah, that's true. And did you like the far right Katie Katie? Who wasn't it the my cousin vinny guy. No, it wasn't Okay, I thought it was him that I have no idea who was I'm not pregnant my cousin. Okay. Was it the guy with the beer that she kind of like because he texted her?

Is it the guy that No, that's the Canadian blake dude. Wasn't the guy the first guy that pulled her aside? That was actually kind of cute at that he was, Okay, I'm gonna be the first. I think he do. I like him. I don't know who he is. I like him. Did he make it? Yes? For me? The fart thing was so great. But if I'm a woman, well, I am a woman. I had to break something to some and a woman the woman, you're the woman. If I'm Claire, That's how I meant to say. I go, oh my god,

I love this guy. But he goes right into friend zone for me. She doesn't. That's not because he's a hot guy, but that is I'm a thirty nine year old woman. I do not I don't want a guy with the with the with the I mean, he would be like my best friend. She's sweet, but she's not funny like Caitlyn was funny. Jojo Rachel had a good sense of humor. Jojo had a sense of humor. Claire is very artist and she does she is, she's she probably needs a guy. She probably needs a guy like that.

I was, I was looking for the Bob Guinea last night. I was like this, Bob, Bob is another dear, dear friend. We've been in a band together for how many years? Rob, I mean Jesus and uh and Bob the Bachelor when he was you know, Bob Guinney decided back then he was going to be that guy. He was gonna be that self deprecating I'm gonna you know, I'm gonna be the jokester. I mean, that guy went right for the comedy juggular and it got me. I mean, I'm with I'm with you guys. You know I loved it. Aaron,

I agree. Yeah, I feel like there's not enough guys that I mean, there's there's not He felt a little bit like Jason the Jason the Vermont, my cousin Vinny guy has the sense of humor. Um, okay, so real quickly I thought of this, like who makes makes that? It's a ring box farting like me. It's like it's so great that I think but it's not. Did you ever see by the way at a I think it's a the basketball game, the guy that brings his girlfriend into the aisle and he bends down his shoe. No

place is looking at them. Yeah, you gotta look it up, Aaron. It's one of the funniest things ever. And I thought that's what he was gonna do. I thought he was gonna and then tie a shoe and go, Okay, where were we? But then he went above and beyond with that. I mean we each I know what I'm getting everybody for Christmas. I faith proposed to Sarah all the time because she and I need your address, I need your address.

I'm gonna send you one. I'm gonna send you. There's nothing fun more funnier than getting down on one knee in front of Sarah and like ralphs like it's my favorite thing to do. But she hates the institution of marriage. So oh, you gotta get that, you gotta I'm gonna have. I'm gonna buy that. I'm gonna buy that for you. I ain't gonna buy that for you because she loves fart noises. Can I parting is the funniest. It's so funny.

It's never not funny. And and I I whatever company chef's kiss for the execution the ass in the air. The ass in the air was so so good. It's so good. Okay, So then we have here we go Dale, Here it comes. I'm going to say, the craziest Oh my god, Kati asistance is the link, the the craziest thing, the actually most batship thing I've ever seen on this show. And that's why Claire is the best bachelorette and also terrible as a bachelorette because she needs to have stuff.

She has no game, She is no game. Here we go, Here he comes, Here comes Dale, Hi mine. I watched it twice because I was like, fucking crazy. My name is Dale, and so he and he it was as if he was a bachelor all of a sudden, and she was like, hi Dale, and he was like, okay, well, let's catch up with you later. She's like okay, thin. He's like, well, the good news is there's more time inside.

She's like uh huh. She talks away and she goes oh oh god, oh God, like full body orgasm, full body orgasm, like oh what what am I just know, you know, you know, husband, hold on, hold on, keep literally please literally hold on. Oh my god, when you know you know, when you know you know? What do you know? You when you yeah? Like, I'm like, oh my god, can you just really into that two minutes so I can watch it over and over. I was just like, wait what I just wanted Instagram horse like

what sorry? What? That's what happened? And that was the rest of the season. Yeah. I just feel like I gotta anybody from I found my ring. I have to leave and come back. I'm leaving it. I'm coming back myself. Hold on, I'm leaving. I'm coming back. She can't hear us, she can't computer computer ready. That was so funny that I'm leaving this in. Please leave it in that you have computer. The farting orgasm over over that Dale was

so true though. I mean, so what did you guys, What did you guys think when you first saw Dale at all? I'm back, I'm back, yeah, and that can you hear us? Yeah? I was just asking about first impressions of Dale. I mean, I think he looks like the lead singer of the Fine Young Cannibals. Yeah. Trying to put my finger on pointed out that he the gorgeous, gorgeous man with incredibly tiny ears. Yeah he's got helfiers.

He does have helfer ears. Um. But I love it that even Chris Harrison had to come in and be like, listen, okay, slow down, you got another car of dudes. This has never happened before. Like I think I'm I think, I think, I think I'm a Oh there is like the baby ear that is a that is a model, that is a very handsome love that's going to be her husband. That it was just like the best looking guy there.

It's like one hot guy was nice to you for one second and like, of that's the guy that you like that so so okay, So, by the way, that's a really good point. It's a little superficial because I'm not a guy there. Yeah, and I didn't get much past that with what he said nice but like he wasn't cheesy or anything, but like but like he seemed grounded and in his body. I will say, like he seemed present. I'm like a normal persons you get you get me? Can I just say that I literally just

did the most insane thing that has ever happened. And then I had to actually leave. Zoom kicked me out. Basically, Zoom ejected me from what I need? I need a copy of that. I was already dying. And then Greg started farting, and I was like, I'm never going to recover the greatest moment. Wait, I have to see you guys something. Look at that. I'm gonna I'm gonna give you something on There's something. There's one thing that I did not say of what she said. Ready, Okay, I

knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I definitely feel like I just met my husband. Every other guy I felt confident with, but everything else just went dark. I really got hit. Oh my god, did they normal? Wow? I then Chris Harris Captain Harrison is like, you really got hit. And she said, I'm thirty nine when you know to know? And he's like, well there's more to come. And she's like, when Dale stepped out of that limo, I just thought that my husband is in that room.

This could be the last morning I end up along my husband's Dale is Okay, I'm thirty nine, and I know when I see a hot guy and he was hot. Okay, Wait, Rob sent us something on Rob, he's a spitting image. Probably you texted to me, I don't know how to open ship. Okay, now that I look at that tattoo, actually at a tattoo on that other guy's body, like he is the tattoo cannibals. Okay, You're text looks exactly like Dale. No, that's creepy. Wow you Oh my god?

How hey Katie, you sent us that far thing? How much is that? I'm going to look like Dale? That's crazy? Close to the window and Mario been it. It wasn't crazy. It was like twenty bucks. That's more than I would have guessed. Yeah, I mean free, free shipping us. The movie Ring it farts when you open it. It's so good. Um okay. So then she goes in and so then she makes the She goes in and she makes the speech and she gets choked up because she's just met

her husband Dale. There's no game. She has no game. And as a viewer, I'm sure the producers like touchdown and like whoa, okay, like let's just can you wait to say that? Like episode fourteen, like an episode like there's no there's no there's It's like, you don't realize this is a We've sold ads for twenty two episodes. You know what I mean, Like, can I shoot a quick question? Yeah? Well Arden first, just because um uh,

you've seen a lot of these two. But as a as a lady, I feel like Claire rock and thirty nine, and I love that she's older. She to me is like, she looks like thirty nine going on. I wouldn't. I would say older thirty nine going I would say mid forties, late forties, right. Yes. A lot of the guys in the house, which is accompliment by the way, Um, a lot of the guys in the house, they were they looked, you know, twenty nine going on. So Dale is stunning,

but he's got almost like a little bit of a baby. Yeah. When they were kissing, I was like, it felt a little cringe worthy to me if I a little almost mother sunnish. Let's just get right to it. Let's talk about Claire and Dale. Should be taken? Should be taken. Let's take a break and we'll come back. But the bone zone. Let's get in the bone zone. Guys. Here we go. We're back. We're gonna get to the meat

and potatoes right now. So she when she goes and talks to Dale, where we left off before that amazing break. That amazing break was um uh. Aaron had just said that she seems more elegant and like but she could read older, and that Dale is thirty one and could read younger, and that Aaron was saying when you when you were watching them kiss, it felt a little cringe e watching it again. I've always been more stereotypically like I've always been more like, don't rain me in, like

I've always been one. I'm the ghoster. I'm like like, I don't capture me. I'm independent. I gotta be free, like she Most guys, well I would imagine want a little chase, you know what I mean, Like, so this is the ultimate chase. You're there's thirty other guys. You're all competing for this one person. It's like Stockholm syndrome. You like, this is it? So by the end, they're all like they want this person and they want to win.

But if she's so all in so early, I mean, as guys Greg Rob like, it's it's it's not sexy to have somebody pick you after saying three words to you write I mean even the kiss she goes in, she grabbed, she goes into grab. He said, I'm afraid. He said the phrase I'm afraid. He backed away. Then he was like, oh wow, and they really said the look and then he went in for the kiss, but she just again, coming in hot, kissed his face in

the right. You want to have a little courting, I mean, she was like, if he had a fart ring, then I would say, you know, I'm I'm all in. But you know what I mean, him with a heart ring, forget about it. But I agree, I think that that it is. It's a little you have to get used to it. Like she's the girl that everybody wants to dance with, and all of a sudden, she just those

roles were reversed, like you said. And she hasn't talked to it, like she hasn't even talked to you yet, so like it's it's completely fabricated versus a hello, well i'll see you inside. Literally I watched it twice. It was nice to meet you. I'll see you inside. About my pants, yeah, probably take it. It Just I don't know. Couples, you want them to fit together, like you know what I mean, like just just a visual of like, oh

there they look cute together. You know what I mean, you felt it just it felt it felt so off. I don't know, but I can and it was nothing to do with Dale or nothing to do with her. I don't know. I just I just felt like I just wish they had brought more guys in that almost like I don't know, I felt like they were her age age appropriate. But he he opened strong in their conversation. He said, how is your mom? He acts like he played that cover. He thread the needle really well. He said,

how's your mom? And then and then he said, oh, I thought of you, like I knew you had to talk through the window. I have a sister who also because the edited version, the edited version, I happen to know. The first thing he said was I got an any three percent on my quiz today. That started. It started with a very immateure, right right. That was later he's learned. He's been, yeah, well he's in he's in after school, like I know how to cut the show. And then

the nine in thirty one, sorry is totally fine. Thirty nine and twenty two is fine. It's just for her. I want I don't think thirty nine for her. She's a madam, she's she needs to date up. However, it seems like she needs somebody to sort of worship at her feet a little bit. Let it be the Claire Show. It seems like she wants someone to because even that conversation, she was like, I'm talking about her mom. And then

he's like, my sister she has a similar thing. Oh my god, it's the exact same thing as my mom. And he's like, well, it's similar, but she's you know what I mean, Yeah, I know. It's like my mom has dementia and your sister is young, but she's immuno compromise, like exactly. And he was like, it's the same, it's the same. And then he said he said, he said, I have your sister have diarrhea controllable because my mom.

It's the same. It's the same, it's the same. And then she said he said he had a really good move. He said I had you in my thoughts and prayers. And then she goes, you get it, you get it, you get it. And then he said my sister is underlying health issues. Um. And then and then she goes, he's beautiful energy, It's exactly meant to be. And then he says, well, I'm an EmPATH, and so this shows

a level of desperation that's not attracting. It's crazy. She's like, the side of her that actually really wants a husband is what makes her Like, that's what I'm saying when she turned it up to eleven like an like spinal tap. If we could just take Claire and turn her down to a seven and a half, she would be the perfect bachelorette. But she's a little crazy. I mean, this

is what Aaron you said this earlier. It's it was hard this year for them to find, you know, people that didn't want their Instagram followers and all that that includes her her, Like she clearly just wants to find her her man, jump on a horse with him, and then right off she doesn't want any of the trappings of the show. She doesn't want any of this ship. She doesn't she doesn't give a ship. She doesn't give

he doesn't want to sell fab fit fun boxes. She doesn't give two ships about some promo code of like putting Claire and like she's like, I just want to She's all alone in the world, you know, she's all She's got her dogs. So then she goes, I like him. These men there's a reason, there's a season, or there's a lesson. Um I didn't either. I didn't either. What does that let's break that down. What does that mean?

I feel like she's like I've heard people say that they're here for a reason, they're here for a season. There so the reason, it's like I met him, the reason like either like it was meant to be. It was just meant to be. This season was like, Okay, we had a good run, you know what. It wasn't meant to be lost a lifetime, but they were my college love. They were here for a season, and Wan Pablo's the lesson. I will never I have a man talked down to me again. It's a reason, it's a season,

or it's a lesson, or it's a reality I do. Um. So, then so the guy pulls the guy who had the fart ring pulls her away first, and he goes, I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna pull it away, and he goes, I see that you're real, and then she goes, I she they were talking about they're both wing women wing men. And then she's like I woke up and I was like this is my time. He's like, yeah, yeah, it's my time. All my friends are getting married. It's my time.

Don't want to and then um, and then somebody says, oh, they were talking about how he's a mama's boy, and they always say have you been to church? Have you met anybody? And she's like, Karen Foley, what did you think of that? It's just a yeah, it's just it's just you want That's what it is. You just need to turn her down a little bit because it does

not matter what any of them say. And she's already figured out from the you know, the thirty one lambinate pictures that have been tied to her bed post for the last you know, staring at these guys, she feels like she's already pre picked them and whatever they say, like she just do you think that she picked Dale based on his photo before? Anna? What do you think? Annah? Katie? Anna, Katie,

what do you think? I mean that she haven't discussing that potentially they were speaking beforehand, because I mean, I know she said that, um, that that guy, the Wilderness guy was the only one who reached out. But Katie, they were one hundred person talking and they gave it away and everything they said, everything do you feel that way? God is like, I do not feel. Her reaction felt so psycho and impromptu, and she felt so stunned by

him because they haven't been in person. My theory is they've been talking, haven't been in person, Like when he gets out of the limo, um, they both just get this like knowing smile on their face and he doesn't even say his name right away because she knows his fucking name. He didn't say and then and then he like says say they go like finally, finally, and then when they're talking, I literally wrote notes because it was like so insane to me. He asked about her mom,

like he knows about her mom. I mean, we all know about her mom. I didn't go I guess yes, she posted about it. But then also like they said something. I mean, well, you guys already talked about how when he gave her when they kissed, right, yeah, we just taught so like we talked about it. How it seems he said I'm afraid and not into it. Well fai well, because she also goes, I've been waiting for this, and she says it like in the hungriest voice I've ever felt.

She also just said, I met my husband. I know it, and but it seems like she was waiting longer. And then also she says like did we do it? And she said, says it in the some funny voice, and he immediately laughs like an inside kay Anna, what do you think? It's definitely suspicious now, the whole thing that she said to the Wilderness guy, you're the first person

to reach out, that threw me off. But it really feels like it's it's hard because in the past, yes, I mean like it's clear that there are a few people you're into. It's obvious, like you know who you're into pretty quickly when you meet people, Like if you meet a group of guys, you're gonna know who you're attracted to. But the way she knit like zeroed in on him so quickly, I don't know, it's weird to me. I feel like there was something else going. There was

too much familiarity. Even my mom text me and she said, they act, they're acting like they know each other, and it was just like it's just too familiar. And I'm gonna be innocent and say that she'd seen his photo. But I'm going to be innocent and say that there was no community. But but I also think that point, the point that she said that to Blake Um, you

were the only person that reached out. I think she made a point to say that because like she wanted to bring it up, but she also like I wanted to be like no one else did, nobody else reached out? No, no, no, no, I wasn't talking to anyone else, Like, I don't know. I have a theory they were chatting just because, like you just don't get like that with someone unless you have a connection with them effort. I think she's fucking crazy, and I think, well, I think I saw my photo.

I think Clari said the bio on the photo, and she was like, to your point about Dale, how that would freak him out? I think that would freak him out if he wasn't already familiar with her. We don't know that he's not freaked out. Okay, he didn't seem freaked out though. To me. He seemed to into it. To me, he said the phrase I'm scared and pulled back, and then she was like, I don't know, he seemed so into it to me. I didn't get that. I

thought it like I'm zoned in on her till. I'm an EmPATH and I usually pick up on stuff like this not to me too, me too. I knew it. I knew it. Now I'm thinking back, and you're you're all bringing this back into my mind like maybe like maybe that's the kid. Look, it doesn't spoil anything for me. I mean she had months to look up these guys and like, you know, like they really can't control them. Yeah,

they can't. I didn't even think about that before. And I think, yes, I was just gonna say it made me think, you know, love it first sight. Did she see a photo of him? Yeah, oh yeah she did. She Instagram for sure. But I think I kind of wonder if they were talking. No, no, okay. So then we have the guy that reached out was Blake, who is much hotter than his photo. Very sweet from Canadian, Canadia. That's how you say, right from Canadia. He's an animal expert.

And he reached out, and she was, I want to talk to you. I want to talk to you. Blake. You reached out during quarantine and the rules and you broke the rule. Blake, you broke the rule, and um that meant right, And I was really struggling and it meant everything to me. My mom had fallen. I'm broken her girl. Oh my god. That was like Marcia Marsha, Marcia, that was hard, and she goes and you you should take a risk every time. You're the only man, and he was like, okay, well I'm glad. I was just

thinking of you. That's a little intense as a reaction, I will keep textic. And then Blake, it was like, oh, green light, I will take the risk and I'm gonna go in first kiss Blake. I was proud of him, proud of him. Aaron Foley, what did you think? I liked Blake, not knowing anything about him from the little promo with the dog in the back of the car, I was like, who is this adorable guy? And yeah, I just I liked him from the start. I liked him from the dog promo and the limo. I liked

everything about him the entire time. He was my number one. And then when they had little moment, I I loved him really really cheering for him me too. He's endurable, but love him. He will do well in Paradise. He'll be like a Derek in Paradise. Was like the first moment that I met Rob on the set of Felicity. I just knew yeah, because I was like, Rob, what do you think of Claire? And he was like, oh, I know it, I know I'm it looks like to me he's a bit he has a little bit of

a record Ralph. He has a little bit of a hell boy. Yeah, a little boy. There's a little hell boy. Yea. Then we have the really lamest drama on the first all the guys were pretty much gentleman art. They were sweet the first night, and then we have these two dip ships is like, oh the guy with the like

gelope station wag in. I was like, da, I've heard some rumors, and I how to tell Claire I know somebody that knows somebody that knows somebody that went to school with somebody they got to And then she was like okay, so let's pull aside Joseph and Yosef was like, I have to spend time. I took it away from my daughter, my daughter, and then and then what is what is the accusation? I'm like, I watched the whole thing and it was so nothing. It was like, okay.

Because Disney doesn't want to get sued that they don't want to actually talk about the particulars of it. I don't. I couldn't get it. I mean, did he did he said a dick pick? Did he did he? What's wrong with the contacting something? I felt like he was already cast on the here's my guest. I feel like he was already cast on the show, Katie. And maybe you could google it. He was already cast on the show. Here's my take. You can tell me if I'm right.

He's already cast on the show. Look, these are guys are all hot, horny men. It's an Instagram exists. They're still d m ng like there is a corner who cares, so they slide into somebody's d M like good morning beautiful. I would be like my dog and my pants. You want to meet the third member of in sync to my Pants? And then they're like, justin Timberlakes is good morning? And then and then I like that, Claire. I feel like Hannah or some of the younger bachelors, anybody here.

Their rules, Like the second that this was set out and and everybody was supposed to, Okay, we're gonna meet in Kinta and they're supposed to just cut off all contact in theory, because you're like so invested in finding your bride. If there's a quarantine, there were a hundred and twenty some days. I mean, guys have to masturbate to something. I mean, they don't have to interact, and that would you find It's basically they're implying that. So after you know how they all came and then had

to go back due to quarantine. It was after they went back that's when Josef was apparently in contact with another woman while producting. Also thought they were never going back. They probably thought they were never going back. They probably thought this wasn't happening. Who cares he is this say anything about Dick Picks. It just says he was dming a girl like that. And then she was like, he was like, Yoseph, do you have a girlfriend? He was like, no, yeah,

what do you mean my girlfriend? I don't know. I feel like they cut something out because what you just said where you know, we didn't know whether we were going to come back or not. If he just had said that, it would make him less of a villain. And she chose him, which is a great character to have there. I mean, it was so definitely the villain, and I think he's my pick for being like I expected more from like the oldest bachelorette. I think it's the roofer. I was trying to look at who it was.

I think it was the guy with the bow tie from Massachusetts. I think we get a masshole move who seems sweet. I feel like masshole goes a little massle of going. I thought we had the old bachelorette, but you sucking all bachelorette. So you don't think it's Dale to her and Dale have a big fight. I don't think so, Okay, although he might. He was also like whoa, whoa, whoa? You seemed really sure? Really? I mean if I was

day All, I would be terrified. And there's more. They're more to that tease of you just blew up the bachelorette like I know where to get there. But do you think it's it's more than just her and Dale running off into the sunset. I mean, I think, to me, I think it's been very open about something that happens. Do you want me to say, I mean, so it's basically I think she's like I want Dale, you know what I mean? Or whoever, like whoever. It seems like

Dale I've actually try. I mean, at this point in her insane reaction, so she makes her pick whoever it is. Maybe it's the Canadian. It doesn't seem like anyone else dares and she has. But allegedly she's like on Thurday night, I know who I want. Whoever she picks. Allegedly she calls the game early and they bring in somebody else. Really, and this has also been open. I think this has been on Entertainment tonight. I think they bring in they bring in Tasia. They bring in Tasia Asia. Yeah that

I heard. Yeah, it's not a reason this is out. We were trying to her out. What God, which guys are going to stay for Tassia. I mean, that's that's why it has to be such a fun season, because there's fun Batchet, and then we get Tasia, which is also she's hot, as I'll get out she's And then we have these guys are probably going to be super psych that's super hot sexy Tasias rolling in. By the way, Kate, now we're talking earlier that, Um, you know, it extends

the season if you think about it. Yeah, you know, because now they've got a New Bachelorette. Now she's gotta do. Yes, we need this, we need this. It's a boring your rob Okay, I have a question, So so does she is the idea that she winds up with this person, because it seemed on the previews like she's fighting with everybody and she I know when he said, well, I don't know what it is, like it's not gonna end well for including you. I don't know what that is.

I don't know what any of that is. But it's seens Okay, Katie's hiding her face, go black Katie because Katie knows ship and I don't know ship. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, and I don't want to know. So I don't know what it is. Anna, if you know ship, hide yourself. But um, I don't know what it is. I don't know anything like that. Okay, So basically, but it's I mean, I don't know what I don't know what it could be. That's like you blew up bluff the Bachelor. It means means I'm not

gonna stay for twenty two episodes. I'm leaving episode two with this boy that I've captured to me. But I don't know why it's not gonna end well for you. I don't know what that is. But yeah, apparently Tasha's rolling in. Are they filming right now? I think Tassia is like also probably done, which is how they or maybe they're filming, but you know, they have to know how it ends for them to edit backwards. But maybe they knew who clar end and so maybe they're still filming. Tasia,

Oh my god, this is so fun. It's fun right, It's like, honestly, it's gonna be the most fun. I knew it. I'm actually figuring out a little nugget that I might know. Don't say it. I don't want to know. I don't know ship, but I'm now thinking, I'm like, what makes sense? Um? Will you guys help me? There were so many tweets of the week. Can I just say people were on fire, like we've just as Claire has been like a sexual dynamo ready to go and locked up it like Keta is the last woman on Earth.

People with their tweets, and we didn't even get any from Steath that as far as no no baseball one and so like I or basketball, I guess he's beast. I have to say our listeners were on fire. Normally I do five tweets, but I think we're up to I couldn't narrow it down below nine. So here's the name of the game. I'm gonna read off nine tweets. We're gonna narrow it down to two, and then you pick the tweet of the week. Greig, did you have fun on your very first podcast? And have you drink?

Did you breathe into the rag? Are you in now? Well, if you'll have me, I hope thind it. Okay, you've been a fucking delight. Oh my god. I love each and every one of you, so yeah, I would anytime you wanted to come back. I would love to do this. Yeah. And I love the Aaron and Greg sports friendship happening. Oh, we gotta talk, We gotta talk. Okay. There were so many Anna, you have to agree. These were excuse me, these were so god, they were so good. Okay, here

we go. And there was one person that was extra on fire. Here we go. Um. This is from Heavy Horror at Burlesque Baker. So many kids are going to have to ask their parents what a DVD is tonight because of the show, and then somebody that, then somebody then also tweeted back, um, and then she's gonna have to buy her boyfriend a DVD player to show him like. Okay.

This is uh Liz tun Cale at Jizzy Lizzy raps Um Bachelor Editors, where the funk was the comedy gold of Claire attempting to pin a rose on a straight jackets On, Katy, you gotta get on the mic. Here we go. This is from Liz Earst at Lizard Queen. These guys are dressed like their socks tested positive for COVID. Okay, socks COVID? Okay, all right, what was the last one? Was the last one o the straight jacket? Okay? This is from Liz Tunk at Jessy Lizzie raps Claire's dog

turned out to be a super spreader. I loved her dog. You're gonna go home, but it still made me laugh. Um, Cheyenne Constant or girl Cracker Chris. No one else in the world will be able to fall in love the way you're about to love. I end, bitch. We literally just did that. They did. Okay, Okay, this is some uh Niki Lameshka at end Ameshka things to Prince Harry left Royal Family Murder Hornets existed. Postal Service systematically dismantled

as a mechanics as a mechanism of voter suppression. Chris Harrison delivered medical test results head on Oh my God, Rebecca fin at phoene. So the casting directors forgot to ask Claire if she imprints like a teen lit werewolf. They watched her on the show for seven years. She literally imprinted on him like was like, Jacob, have you guys watched Twilight? Okay, basically the werewolf sees baby bella an imprint, like sees her as an infant, and it's like,

that is my future wife. Like this one made me laugh so fucking hard. She imprinted on Dale the second he stood out of the world, Like, God damn it, that one made me laughs. Okay, um this I'm gonna say this. My dad had dementia for years. My dad when they asked him who the president was, he replied, taft, I give you all permission to laugh at this because this is a brilliant tweet. So you all have permission. This is so fucking funny. As a daughter of a

man that had dementia for years. This tweet is fucking funny. This is from Andrew Shapiro. I'm better than Ben Shapiro. I'm so sorry to hear about Claire's mom, but I'm jealous that she probably doesn't remember Juan Pabla. That's good, That's very good. Okay, all right, I have to say, so far in the top two, I think our socks Covid and Wampablo. Yes, definitely, Jeremy Cotta at JC caught ups ABC. You've made every name joke short of catch the Clarona virus. Oh, Katie, you have to get off

for your grounds. Katie. I'm gonna say, did they do that? Though? Oh boy, that's the claronavirus. That's a good one. That's a T shirt. I think catch the Claronavirus is also in the running. This is from this is have you complex tune in Tuesday to catch the claronavirus? This is from Cindy Loose Screw at Cindy Loose Screw the most beautiful woman I have seen since my mother. Isn't a great start. All right, let's narrow it down to the final two I have. I'm gonna narrow it down to

these three, and then we'll kick one out. Jeremy Conopo at j C. Con Ups ABC, You've made every name joke, sort of catch the Clara out of virus. Uh. This is Andrew Shapiro. I'm so sorry to hear about Claire's mom, but I'm jealous that she probably doesn't remember Rue Pablo and um Liz Ernst at Lizard Queen. These guys are dressed like their socks tested positive for COVID. Which do we want to get rid of? Of Of those three? I think cod ok So get rid of socks tested positive

for COVID. Yeah, Okay, Okay, Okay, Claron, Okay, we'll get rid of cronovirus. Okay, we'll get rid of clarinavirus. Okay, the final two. Here we go Lizards at Lizard Queen. These guys are dressed like their socks tested positive for COVID or or I'm better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea Underscore Shapiro, I'm so sorry to hear about Clair's mom, but I'm jealous that she probably doesn't remember Pablo socks with COVID or Juan Pablo. I'm going Wan, Pablo, I

don't know how you beat that that's really good. Okay. I'm also gonna go on publics. I don't want to be the decider. Katie Jano, Aaron Foley, you know I'm gonna I'm gonna go with um the one Pablo, just because I think it's a type. Her Twitter handle of I'm better than Ben Shapiro is absolutely fantastic. So okay, Rob Benedict, I don't want to be the one guy. I don't even be that guy. But the socks for made me laugh. I okay, that's lizards. Okay, Anna, what's

it gonna be? I mean, it's the one Pa. All Right, you are the winner of the very first of Twitter of the week of this I'm better than Ben Shapiro at Andrea underscore Shapiro, I'm so sorry to hear about Claire's mom, but I'm jealous that she probably doesn't remember one Pablo. If you yes, Greg, I was gonna say, not only because I'm an EmPATH, I'm going to predict next week's um uh, you know, the next week of

the week, three of the week. Um, someone who's gonna tweet in and say, I don't know what the big deal is. I've been wearing a fart ring for fourteen going on fifteen years now? Is that woman's name Elizabeth gun Elizabeth? If you're like an emerald inside of the occasionally the emerald will stick out, Yeah, and Elizabeth underscore. Yeah, I'm better than Greg Grunberg. If you guys want to play along at home, if you're new to the podcast, you don't know how to play, you go on to Twitter.

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all road rolled up in one. I love the rotating guests and have been introduced to other great podcasts through Will You Accept This Rose? I so appreciate the show for continuing to entertain us through these crazy times. They always brighten my day with their silliness and touch my heart with their honesty. Jen, what a beautiful Uh, but a beautiful review? I love. Isn't that nice? Anna? Yeah? Very nice. I love when people email in and we have.

We're so excited there's gonna be a podcast they're gonna get introduced to next week if you want to pre listen. Our guests next week are from Ask Rona with Brian and Ronna. So we're having Brian Sophie as you all know, and then Rona Glickman. It is one of my favorite podcasts. It kills me I've been a guest on it. Rana kills me, so h Brian and Rond will be on. I like to think of them as like our sister podcast. I think they're very similar sensibilities, but they give advice.

So if you want to pre listen to them and check out our guest next week, I think you'll like them. Here's another review, five Stars. The only reason I watched The Bachelor. This is from Pooper Noodle. Arta and her friends are hilarious and I look forward to the Bachelor franchise airing solely because I know I'll have an hour and a half of something to laugh at when I

listen to this podcast each week. Thank you, Proper Noodle, and finally five Stars, a source of light for a brain consumed with death and murder and true crime podcasts from Angela mirror Um. Hello, Arna and company. I wanted to take a second to show my appreciation for your podcast. I listened to podcasts about nine and a half hours a day at work, and I get so excited when I see a new episode. I love the dynamic of the show no matter who you bring on. I love

the silliness. But I also really enjoyed your feeling thorny episodes as well. I can't wait to hear this upcoming season of Claire and Tasia. Can't wait for Jerry and hopefully Rob Benedict hubba hubba ha ha. All my love and appreciation. Angela, Oh Angela, we love this and well

you just got robbed today and get ready. Jerry's coming up in two weeks, so I think, and we've been he's been texting last night and he texted me a lot of Okay, we to Watson movie at all, Like I got, I got a lot of if you think you know, it was incredible and I love that. We I feel like with Greg Greenberg now we're like we're just sucking people in between Jerry and Lorie and Greg. What do you think we're doing to people? Anna? Um, I think we're bringing them on a journey of a lifetime.

You know it's the journey, not that we all didn't know that we needed. Um, so then we have. Here's a wonderful We love your emails and can I just say, let me just say the emails that you all sent to me about my book, Like, look, you write a book. It was a many years process to get that thing sold it was a very personal book and to you know you, and it's not an immediate thing. It's not like it's not like a performance where you know if

people like it or not or what people think. And it's pretty much like wide open book of my life. And the emails that I've gotten have been so beautiful, and UM, I just I just really really appreciate hearing you from you guys. I appreciate you taking your money and buying the book. I appreciate you taking your time and reading the book and then reaching out. It really has meant more to me than you know. So thank you so much. And I will just read one email.

This is from Melissa Gallo. Anna. This is a good one. UM. This subject line is I'm so excited dear Anna, Katie and Tanna. As I sit down to watch the first episode of Clear season of The Bachelorette, I am excited. However, what I am super excited about is the new episodes Ofly Except this was podcast. I'm a long term listener. I believe I start with JoJo's season, went and then went back and listen to Ben season. I love all of the O G s, Rob Benedict, I've loved him

since Felicity, Well then you probably love today. Excuse me, Greg Greenberg. She loves paget erin Fortune and Lauren Lapkiz. You've helped me when I've been on grief island herself. She lost her beautiful mommy in t seventeen. I'm sorry, Melissa, and through this insane pandemic. She's a teacher during distance learning and a mom to two boys, and sometimes she just needs to walk and listen to the podcast and

laugh herself silly. Laurie's knowledge is so impressive, and if another listener ever insults her, I'm gonna cut a bitch. I live her pods with Jerry Traynor singing about guarding and protecting my heart. Tanna and Katie give the most thought through, thoughtful contributions, and I think you make the best team. Um uh. She came to the live taping. She got a picture with Lance Bass Go Team Razzle Dazzle. I can't wait to do amazing race. And finally, I

love listening to you Arden. I love listening to you so much. Your voice, your songs, your giggles. You've shared so much of yourself with your listeners, and I honestly feel like I could walk right up and give you a big hug after COVID. Of course, you've brought so much joy to our lives. This is the best Bachelor podcast and my all time favorite podcast. Love Melissa harp Ps. I've been loving your book so far. XO x O Melissa.

What a beautiful email. Can I just say we all of our fans like the heart like we honestly and I'm not even exaggerating. This has been a hard year and we feel you as much as you hear us. We feel all of you out there and like and I have to thank my heart for Like, I feel like we've gotten new listeners and we love all of our new listeners. Tell your friends, like, it's definitely been growing and it's a very welcoming I feel like this we just were like a recipe that just keeps folding

everybody in. And we have our some new fun people that are gonna come play this year. Welcome to them, Welcome to the new listeners, and this is gonna be quite a season. Boy, what a fantastic premier. What a great first entry run, what a great first showing. Can we give a run of a plus or great grum Bug coming in. You really you brought it? Are you kidding me? You were a joy. I love the I love the friendship of you and Rob. I love the future friendship of you and Aaron Foley. Um, Aaron Folly.

What would you like to promote? You know, I'm such a fan of yours. You're gonna be on Greg's show when you get out of the Senior Center. You gonna get out of the senior community. I'm going right to Greg's apartment. Um, I just needed address offline. Um, just that. Uh. We have two more weeks of of One Day at the time at CBS Mondays at nine pm Eastern. Such a great and people should also buy your comedy album Everybody Needs a Laugh. It's so good. And um it's

called Deep Dive. It's She's hilarious. I love my friend Aaron Foley. Uh, Greg, we're not can people. What would you like to promote? You have a podcast? Uh? I do. I have a few, But but I would love people to pick up my book. I really would. If you have kids and they have an imagination and then want to enjoy a great graphic novel. It's called Dream Jumper. It's a great story. This is a great story of how he came up with this. Yeah, just I'll give

you the elevator pitch. My son woke up from a nightmare and I was putting back to sleep, and he said, I said, what is it? And he goes, it was so real and he said it was me, but I was able to jump in and out of my friend's dreams and save them from their nightmares. So it's about a kid and he's a dream jumper. So there's two books out and it looks like we're hopefully gonna be doing as a TV series. So it's it's a it's really cool. It's called Dream Jumper. Enjoy it. I hope

you know your kids love it. It's such a great guy I have. I'm just getting to know him. He's so sweet. He does so much. He goes on tour with us, so like this is like a like a legitimately lovely guy and he's he's he's a gentleman. He was so welcoming. I know you've done a lot of twenty five words or less, but like this is a very fun, welcoming, nice guy and everybody should get his books. He's a great dad and we all and we're so glad he's not part of the will that everybody should

listen to your podcast. Yes, it actually has a new name. Now's the kings of on Podcasta's Smart Smart and Richard Spate and I are the hosts and we have on people that kind of do the con circuits. So Grad Grumberg, you'll be a guest. I would love to And uh yes and uh I caused play as Anna Faris, then you should do our show to all of you. I don't know. Rob just said, but I want to hang out with you Rob soon. Rob. The U s O Tour that we just did was virtual and it was

a comic con for the troops. Well, let's talk about that. It was really great, awesome. So I'm on the on Supernatural. We're coming to a close. We had the last six episodes are airing um starting now, and uh yeah, I'm gonna be on a show called on the Verge on FLIS. I saw that Loafers yea, um, it's it's about sort of it's like a it's kind of like girls, but the women are all in their fifties. Yeah. Shoe and oh my god, I love her. I did the Hollow Man with her? Was this who is the second woman

you said, that's so fun. She and soon and soon you're gonna have Claire on as one of your older women. There you go, it's gonna imprint on you. Um you can see me with my fart ring collection or um you guys, everybody, I'm gonna I'm gonna give away everybody you bought my book. My book is now available worldwide. Fantastic. I read it, Yes, me too, and it's you laugh. You might even have a little boohoo at the end. It's a quick read. Um, it's a little miss little

Compton and long. It's five pages long for them are about rob There's a lot of photos in it. And I'm going to give away a shirt right now. So if you buy your book, keep standing in your emails of your receipts. I'm gonna send you a shirt Motiqua Levy, don't even kid yourself. Can send me email us at Rose podcast at gmail dot com to send me your address and what size you on immel you as shirt. And if you did read it and you liked it, please please give a good review on Amazon and or

good read. It helps people find my book and then it also helps me increase the ability to do a second book where I write about um Greg's son had a nightmare, and I wrote a book about writing a book, and I met a book about my meeting a man on a game show in a pandemic whose son had a nightmare. And then I saved people from game shows and I make them come to the Bachelorette Tan at work? Can people find you? I'm just Anna hosting on Twitter

getting all your guys as tweets. I literally can't open my Twitter on when this show is airing fun It's everyone is so on fire. I had thousands of tweets. I was hollowing Mr More. You narrowed it down to like forty, and it was hard to get it down to nine, like normally it's five. I was how rolling, how willing that one that I texted you guys of of the it was a James Gordon and the bridal dress of like see that was hard because it was a visual one, but it was so funny. Okay, Katie,

where can people find you? I'm Katie underscore money on Twitter and Instagram. Oh my god, you guys wear masks. Socially distanced, don't hang out inside without math's son. Be nice to one another or I'm going to send you a fart ring and and uh you guys until next week. So fun. I'm I'm jones in for next week. Please come back, thank you so much, goodbye, and are able to play this? Yeah, let's do it? Oh yeah, wh I hear this? I feel like things are gonna be okay.

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