"Dr. Love"

what Eddie had to say about the show? I did, Eddie. For those of you who missed the very first episode, Eddie Pepitone, um has never seen an episode of the Bachelor, and I have roped him in and uh, his mind is blown. His mind is blown. So we'll get more on that later. Every mind should be blown every episode. Dude, I gotta tell you before we did you have a nice week, Karen. Before we get going, you'll look lovely. Um,

I have a lot of cramps. I haven't showered. You have a real low bar for me, are didn't, Dude? I have a lot of cramps. I forced myself to shower, but only because I have three shows tonight and it had already been like three days. It had already been like three days. Tonight, thankfully it's my only night off, so I'm going to do some shopping for large hunks of cheese and then I'm going to watch the movie Brooklyn.

Oh okay, okay, that's my night. After taking seven pages of notes last night on The Bachelor, I have to say, you know what that was? Time? Well said with time. Sometimes when I think about, like my brother runs a software company, that's his job, and here I am basically doing volunteer work, taking notes, taking notes on The Bachelor. Um, I since we've I've been to Orlando and back. I spent a weekend in Orlando. You know what I gotta tell you. I was jamming on or I'm ready to

move to Orlando, don't I know. I I enjoyed it. I enjoyed Orlando. I did a corporate gig for a company that that does like appraisals for hotels, and I am ready to quit this whatever I do for a living. And it started praising, like you look like you need to open to ratison, ma'am. Quick question, did you smack the ship out of your head on the way here. I'll tell you what it was. Mostly they had a globe party. It was a corporate globe party, and I wanted to be a part of a globe it was.

It was a room filled with like mortgage adjusters covered in I don't know if it was a mandatory glow things, but all I know is they gave me free steak and then afterwards they had a DJ that had a drummer that played along, and I was like, if this is what it means to be to assess hotels, So I'm gonna quit being a bachelor podcaster and I'm going to start being like, hey, I think we need a

new uh holiday in express over here. I well, listen, I've never heard of a corporate gig where it ends up with a globe party and a live drummer might have been tripping my balls off. I actually might have just been hanging out in Palmdale and it might have been like a chupa Cobra that I light up Odds and said, I'm assessing hotels. That might have been. Actually what I did for the weekend stick Sauce was actually harrowin. You know what actually that. Well, I gotta say so.

I came back and all I knew was to the loving arms of Ben Hagen. Oh Ben, I'm sorry, Olivia Higgins. Okay, oh my god. Now for those of you who are watching uh this along at home, that we're on episode two of The Bachelor, killing it already. God, we have at least seventy eight followers. Oh my god, we have at least seventy eight followers. Three of them my mom, tell me nine? Is that your mom? Someone just called in? Um um and and I have to say um overall.

Ben Higgins handsome guy. Kind of a snooze, doesn't It makes you miss It makes you miss Caitlin d Antics a little bit like he's so polite, you know, he's sweet sweets sat on the first episode. Though, he's not going to try to fund your friends, even though he is going to date all of your friends next to you, You're somehow going to forgive him for it. Yeah, and you know what I think I saw. I'm pretty sure he came out with his shirt off one time. I

don't know, I blocked out. I was looking at the blondes, but I think he had like a tattoo on his side, and I thought, Okay, that's his one attempt to take it up a note. He's got a tramps dance, he's got a trap Wow. Um did you I appreciated that the first shot of the night was him and his blue briefs getting ready. You know, he's he's a good look he's he's a good looking he's good looking. But I feel like it's somebody kind of like him. He's

good looking, he's very good looking, very polite. That's how you end up with a Wan Pablo type next time, you know what I mean? Where America is like, all right, we've behaved for one bachelor, Bring us the salt. Yeah. I also I like a little bit of h Well, I mean in my straight days in the thirties, yes, I liked a little bit of uh are you are you? Am I possibly going to get abducted? Oh my god, you need a little sauce. So you need a little pepper in the pot. Seriously, you need a little bit

of Like I like to in the past. I like to like like, am I kissing an ashtray? Or are you a human? Big? You're all right? Like basically, if my friends all were like, don't do it? It's like, I got this guy likes to drink and drive exactly who need uber? So we brings us to our second episode. Overall impression. I have a few things I want to say just right out of the game. Give us your overall impression. Overall impression. I never want to be uh. I never want to be a party of one at

a concert. I don't ever want to be serenaded alone at a concert, even if it was a hot I don't care who's the hottest person next to me to have one, like my favorite musician. There's so much pressure to be the only person in the concert. I can't even imagine. I felt uncomfortable last year when it was a girl from the Cranberries and Nick and Caitlin were like basically in the bone zone and that Catholic church

that clearly needed money that they let that get film there. Yeah, it is one of those things where I think slow dancing. You know, it doesn't lift a slow dance in the moonlight, but slow dan think by yourself, party of two, aimlessly playing. He got style points. I don't know who picked because cool. He was like, that's my favorite musician. I was like, he's like sort of an obscure like a singer songwriter. Yeah, I grew up in We grew up in Rhode Island.

You go to the Newport Folk Festival, Uh no, okay, but I did go to Lincoln Park amusement park that I got shut for insurance pre okay, so not the same thing. But Water was like the you know, one of these crunchy, awesome, super cool. I didn't even know he was still performing. It's been a while. I've never heard of him. Yeah, and so I was just like wow. Just when I sort of it was like who is this Ben? I was like, okay, You're like Ben, not really No, okay, no, okay, so I and then it

seems like we've gotten really well. We've got two versions of villains. We've got the mentally unstable Laces who who as you were? I was talking to you earlier on the phone because we try to keep ourselves apart. It's like to two chickens that are coming together to get into a cock match. And then but like I can't resist. We love each other so much. We got a call and check in and I was saying Lace was on fire.

But then you actually start to go oh. It was when she started talking about herself in the third person, like, oh, basically, like the bad Lace came out, like the third like, there's another Lace like that, like the Mony versus of Lace. Now it's actually going to be a movie on Lifetime next year. The many versions of I love your impression she was when Lace came out. Oh boy, I didn't want him to see the Lace where I talked to myself from the third person and I've got to I've

got to. I've got a couple of banana clips and I'm just gonna tyroll tighter in my neck and it's gonna be hard to breathe soon. Lace, were you disappointed that you weren't the one that got to make Bretts and and put them in there? I just wanted to make Buretts from a bed, and uh it didn't happen. I'll kill her, kill my hands. But I like about Lace is that she's a realtor from Denver, like she works for like she tell her Williams or something like.

But doesn't it kind of make you want to go to Denver the toilet like she Also I loved too how she's like, no, I gotta tell you, just really hard for me to say I looked like Rosanna ROSEANNEA Dana. It's like girl, I looked like Ron Weasley. Boy, are till like like, that's not a huge you want to talk? Do you want to talk about that? Now? Let's talk about it. That was possibly one of the funniest things I've ever seen on television. With the girls hearing it,

it was so cringe worthy. Yeah, Like there listen to the the show where I hit pause and I just kind of shake it off. I have to shake it off because I'm like, I get so. This is why I almost I didn't even watch. I couldn't even watch seinfeld Er Curb, Like when there's awkward moments, I get so uncomfortable and there are some moments where I just can't even And that's when during the whole something I look duggle on a bus story, which you would never say

to anyone, even to yourself. H you know, points for Rosanna Dana Dana love that. I like that, but like the cutaway was sort of like like the girls downstairs are almost like, who the fuck is Rosanna Rosanna Dana? Like the disdain of like that reference. The girls were less upset about the bangs and We're like, who the funk are you talking about? It was just so uncomfortable.

It's something you wouldn't say, and that that moment. And then when someone ever interrupted her and she rolled out just like put her head down, I thought, I don't even know if I can feel comfortable talking about her because there's something wrong. Well, then there's something wrong. Well then, which brings us to she went over to the real villain,

the true demon on the show. Uh, And we know because the editors have made it like what I love about the I want to give if I could give an oscar to the editors from the like Emmy isn't even enough. I want to give an oscar to the editors of The Bachelor. They make their demon so clear, their villain Olivia. If the outtake her face the I mean because she looks so smoking hot when she's cleaned up. I mean, she her cleaned up, is ready to go.

And then the way they made her look waiting to assume she was getting the first private date was the faces were we've got some We've got so torn because I want to attracted to her, but sometimes when she's nice part time, but she's she's a nice when she's with him. Well, no, now I find her completely unattractive because she's so awful. She was so god awful in this episode where I'm like, now you're just you're not even remotely attractive to me. And she's like to the

t my type. And then she's got this large t rex mouth and she's a horrible human. Well, and how awful was that? Doctor Love? They all so they go to this like love doctor, which is the worst. I felt so bad. I know I would have been the girl that smelled sour shower. That was the most embarrassing. Then she doesn't even get a rod no, and and and to be like like that's my biggest nightmare, Like truly, I like I did look like a boy wizard until

I was like fourteen. So then the side like I would assume I would go on a program like this, like and by the way, I can't just jog impromptu. I've got heavy boobs. I need like a lot of jog bras. It's not gonna like cute and shore no stretching. They got no time to stretch. They didn't stretch. It dangerous for your lower back in hamst And then it's like I don't want somebody sniffing my hip after I've run with my big doctor. And by the way, like, is he an extra they hired or does this guy exist?

He might be the creepiest man alive. I think he's an extra. He put a suit on, he's like sniffer hip? Would you And he was like, J side, would you rather? Would you rather go on a road trip with that doctor Chris Christie or Robert Durst? You have to pick one and it's cross country, um emailing us your things. If you'd rather go on a road trip with the love doctor Chris Christie or or m Robert Durst. Either you could tweet me at art at art and marine dot com and Y M Y A R I N

or at Aaron Foley comic. Or we also have an email which is um Rose podcast at gmail dot com. This is the worst question I've ever been asked. Okay, so it's that doctor. I have to literally I have to say Chris Christie. I was gonna pick Robert Durst, but I realized I wouldn't make it all the way across the country. You'd also die within you'd hang yourself. It was the doctor. Yeah, he'd use the words like moist, like seventeen times in the first hour. He obviously loves

the word moist. He also would say panties a lot. He'd say panties. Here's what would happen. Durst would kill you, ye doctor horrible. Yeah, you'd be on the freeway. He'd say moist. He'd begin sweating, and you take the car door and you'd roll out on the highway out. Oh my god, you guys three minutes to any Peppertone, So question um And then I felt bad, Like, so you're with it's with Olivia. You know she's got they wanted to get in the bone zone. He's clearly hot for her.

Oh yeah, he's hot for her. But then you know it's this typical like breakdown of Bachelor episodes. You know, they set up the villain unfortunately. I think they were really going for the villain for Lace. But now she's so mentally unstable that she's gonna be like up in her there's a new villain in town, y'all, and she's I'm sorry, I cut you off. She's gonna be what every episode, she's just gonna get more. She's gonna have

a full breakdown, you know what I mean? She's going to be like that one last season or two seasons ago where the like she went off camera and they had to go find her and she had the paintball gun Ashley, She's gonna go was this this is uh, this is our lovely producer Katie who also thank god bless Katie now Ashley. Was she also because I'm late to the Bachelor game? Was she also on Bachelor in Paradise and she was the one that talked to the crabs. Yeah?

I liked her. She was ready. She got into the bone zone with a guy with a puka shell necklace in the hot tup real fast, and I was like, get out a girl. That's I'm not surprised she went. She went full a wall and Lease has got potential to out crazy Ashley. I think by episode four, Lace this is gonna be in like a onesie, just like rocking back and forth with a bottle of j Acdaniel's being like I never had any meaning in my life

and even like why didn't anybody ever picked Marrows? This Lace was supposed to be getting late, Ben Higgins, No you didn't. Lace wants to apologize to you, Ben Higgins. Laces sorry, Ben, Higgins. Lace didn't mean to be bad Lace. Oh Ben, it's lice again. Listen, I put it. I put a chip on your shoulder. I just I need to follow it was bad lace. She had these extra chips. No, I need to apologize again about my apology. This isn't

me apologizing from about apology, Ben, it's me Lace. I think I think you you saw crazy Lace and I didn't mean for her to come out. But crazy Lace has a nice open house that she's uh, she's gonna be showing. It's a three bedroom, too bad. And the subdivision it's uh, it's adjacent to uh, it's sort of close to some good schools. And you're like Denver. Hey, Ben, how do you feel about coy palms? Oh my god, so you guys get ready, we've reached adding in. Eddie

up a tone. Let's see if I can make this happen calling him? Is there anything I need to do besides ring? Oh my god, it's ringing. Here we go. Oh my god, you're ring. Tone. I think it's my alarm. That was my alarm that was to remind me, Oh my go, you didn't you? Oh my god? Your er Foley and myself Hello, friend, Hello, Hello, Gal, how's Atlanta? It is very boring here. It's boring. Yeah, it is a very boring city. Are you doing My pretty Face is going to Hell? Your pretty Face is going to

Hell is the name of the show. And I'm doing stand up at night, which is which is? I like doing that a lot. You know. I have a lot of downtime because of the film schedule, so I'm trying not to do crazy things on the balcony, you know. And me blame me. I got really weird, like part of me loves living in a hotel, Like I'm I really could see not really pulling a full leaving Las Vegas,

but just moving into hotel. And it's almost becoming like a horder, like people would be worried about me, you know. Absolutely absolutely, send up more little bottles and catch up. It's late in room, um, you know, I know. So it's a good thing that we've introduced you to your new hobby. Can you believe you're watching The Bachelor Eddie Pepitone, No,

I can't. I was just thinking about it, and I was thinking that if it wasn't for the podcast, I would definitely after yesterday's episode, I would be out of there. There was a couple of parts of yesterday's episodes that were so bad, and the first one was Kevin Hart and ice cu was so unfunny and unnecessary. Like the first episode, it was the greatest show I've ever to me.

It's like, these women are going to a priest, a very wooden priest, you know, and you know they're like and he's like, well, I really I just want to say, I really appreciate what you've done. Um, you've did very You've been very patient. Like it's like, what the fuck is this ship? Eddie? And then they hire celebrity like Kevin Hart and ice Cube and they were so unfunny. And that whole segment that what did you guys think about? Segment where there is there's this it was just so well.

I was watching it thinking, oh my god, Kevin Hart and ice Cube signed some contract where they have to show up for this, like clearly they don't want to be in. Yeah. I thought it broke up the episode nicely because it was it was The soundbites were so horrifying that I thought, well, like a good chicken and a crock pot too, wasn't it? Love Doctor? Just about the creepy ist purv you've ever seen? Yes, I was

that now. That was like, that is a thing that everybody who watches the show goes, Oh my god, that's l A yeah, exact l you know, it's funny. I was. I was at a party and and my mom always does that. She'll be like, oh, you want kale. That's so it's like, well, actually have kale all or you know what I mean? Or if I want it's been around forever people, or if I asked her like balsamic vinegar,

you know, she's like, oh, California. But then I brought my mom to a holiday party out here and literally a woman we were talking to who I knew, she was like, well, as you know, I got very sick. I was like, oh it was. She's like I had a rare blood disease, but I'm fine now. And she's like, oh, how did you get over it? And she looked at me and my mother and said, well, I cured myself with my magic. I'm a witch. And that's where my mom. My mom was like, yes, I'm out. I'm out. That's

why you live in l A to meet witches. I carried myce blood disease with my magic. I want to know everything about I carried it with my magic. You know where you know where there's no witches most of America. We have them in Los Angele. I'm a witch. I'm a witch. Um, Eddie, you know what? Would I would love to see you be the bachelor though, Eddie? I mean if you were the bachelor. I was thinking that

would be hilarious. I mean if I was in if I was in that big house and like my boxers and like a wife beater T shirt and like like stains on my wife beater and I and I have a glass of red wine, you know, and and they're all getting out on them all, and I'm just like, hello, hello, um, you wouldn't get up. You don't get up, You just tie five the women as they go by, right, just

keep flipping on the channel. Also, this guy Ben So I've been like so now I'm like, you know, check you know now I'm like, okay, what the fund is this guy's bed instead? One? Interesting? Yeah? True, that's true.

One nobody you know what? I like? I kind of enjoyed Lace a lot because she was the only like person who kind it was kind of it was actually chaining the first the first one because it was hilarious to to like watch her judge people, you know, Eddie, to have you be the bachelor and have girls go to a gymnasium and have to make volcanoes and your volcano explode how much the volcano explosion was and then I end up like basically blow an apple. That app

so I literally was like bobbing Ben's dead. That's what it should have been. Bobbing for dicks, bobbing for dicks. Just put fucking put dildos in there. I mean, it was so bad. Teabagging, teabagging bed who can tea bag the be And do you realize that the woman that didn't grab the apple didn't she gets unpacking? I'm pretty sure so do the girl who smelled sour, well, I'm sorry if you say sour, Just get off, Just get off. That was the worst she should have been liked, so

horrible and scene. I'm rooting for Jubilee, and I'm worried about what happens. Did you believe in the next has I think she has a just a breakdown. It does. It doesn't look good for Jubilee, and I thought she was She's great. Did you did you enjoy? Worried about Jubilie. I worried about you, believe, because she has access to gone. Yeah, jubs is jubs is locked and loaded. And I tell

you she's she's not afraid. She's not afraid. How about Eddie, the picture you slow dancing to your favorite band as a party of two. That was so hilarious to me too, you know, and it looks to be so empty, like bull of it because I know l A so like they were in this restaurant obviously, like everybody's cleared out of the restaurant, so they're just like little fucking restaurant

with their meal. And to me, none of it like I thought the show was supposed to be about, you know, and I guess I could see that a little bit, like like you know, the romance, and you know, there's nothing romantic about this canting rest. There was Howard Johnson, Eddie, I've watched the show for quite a while and that and are like that to me was the weirdest. They didn't touch their food. It looked like they had some sort of the of the largest cheese burger at an

Italian restaurant. It was so unromantic. The lighting was horrible. I get it like Mr. Twist from Howard Johnson. They have a lot of romantic dates. And I was like, this is like a sterile cafeteria. It felt like a movie set. Like they were just like, oh, everything's closed. It was like Boca Teppo and you gotta get you gotta get three matballs and we got the corner. We got like set it up like in the producer's son Sublett garage. It was weird. That was weird. They leave

and then they leave, and then they leave it. I'm just trying to figure out where they in West l A. I think I know where the region is. Did you know where the region theater? There was downtown? They were downtown. All they were down. It didn't look like downtown because downtown usually has like some life to it. But because it looked because because no there was nobody on the street, it looks it just looks so empty. It looked like it looked like the scene of a science held that

at night, you know. And then and they walked and then and then they walked at movie theater has got their name on him. And then they walk in and that fucking guy who is great. I don't know who he is. Otis Lee? He was he was really good. Yeah, and and is then it's like, oh my god, I love it. It was like, you know, it's like so

they so anyway, It's like it's just so staged. It's there's not there's not a spontaneous moment beside these Oh and then and then all the shots of the women getting pissed off, like like all of a sudden, the news anchor is the new Eagle. Yeah, she's a new villain. She's such a shame because I want to bang her so bad. Yeah, Aaron wants to get in her pants big time. God. Yeah. Well. There are some nonstage moments, like Shoshanna saying she hope she doesn't smell like cabin

she hasn't had it in too weak. That was one of the best of all time. I also enjoyed Lace trying to explain her crazy behavior by going, I have a bold personality. I have very bold personality. Yeah. She followed it up with I'm a lot to handle. I'm like, are you trying to get kicked off? I don't know about you, guys. I actually teared up when they made breaths together. It was sweet. I'm trying to like get invested in any of them, and I'm just like, who

are you rooting for? Are you rooting for Jubilee? I'm I'm rooting for the like show. I was just thinking, you know, I'm rooting for like some kind of natural disaster. Like I was thinking that what's going on in southern California right now? Like, do you guys know about the fucking horrific uh caslete that couldnt be stopped? Yeah? Yes, it's the word. Yeah, it's really bad for them. It is a nightmare for the environment. It's not far from

us at all. And I kind of just it just got really thinking that The Bachelor, that this show would be funny if it was against the backdrop, and it is, I guess, uh, you know, against the backdrop of just that dying civilization. Yet these people are completely fucking obliviated,

oblivious to oblivious to it. Like I think it would just be better if it was like a combination of like, um, I've never seen the Hunger Games, but you know something like that where it was like people had to truly survived. Like the way they make it now is like, um, oh, there's the surviving to the next round. But I would like it to be real survival. But I'm not. I'm not really, I'm just like, okay, I'm trying. That's okay, Eddie.

We love you, We appreciate you. I like the back drain of a methane because I think the twins have had an upbringing, real close, like a Chernobyl adjacent upbringing. I love that. Anybody that, anybody that looks Terry Cameron says, I'm not very smart. It's like, you know what, I appreciate. I appreciate the honesty of that. Well, Eddie Peppertone, we sure appreciate you, uh watching the Bastard for us, and we'll check in next week to see if you're alive. Yeah, Eddie,

stay alive in Atlanta. We love you, Eddie. B you guys. Um. So all right, let's get to our true fan. So that was Eddie Peppertone. Well, you know what, I would be surprised. I would actually be surprised if Eddie Peppertone really loved The Bachelor. No, I didn't think he was. I did. You know. It's one of these things where I totally get his point, Like if you're when you're first watching it, You're just like, this is so horrible to get in though here they cross over to the

dark side. You know what, it's still so early on. There's still so many girls. He will get hooked, will get he is going to get hooked. Um, okay, the twins, you know, it seems like Ben is going more for girls with like he because he's sort of a more plain Jane. He goes for the peppy girls like a Kalin. He like the flight attendants in I'm telling you she's she. I mean he took of like it's sweet that he's like giving everybody gifts, you know what I mean. But

the twins started interrupt. That was the quote, Ben is the greatest bachelor on the planet of history. That's how the episode started. Ben ding Dong number one is the greatest bachelor in the planet of history. On the planet of history. How do you? I don't know, how how do they get through the day? I like that. I like that they are so honest about like we are not smart, do not like by the way that's it is. It's like, I guess I'm a twin, so I'm I'm

overprotective here. But it seems like they only get through the day because one of them is looking to the left and the other one's looking to the right. I feel like they can only function together because they're they're almost it's almost inconceivable how one of those how they could function by themselves. Um. I agree that there was one with The second date was nothing but a van filled with blonds. There's a lot, He's picked a lot

of blonds. A um. And I just want to say one thing about the Uh so they go this is in the first date. They go to the school and they're doing like so they did what they did the bobbing for apples and he's like, I like it. He's like, but what his quote was? His quote was the attractive thing about this date is seeing women really put themselves out there? Oh really? Or is it seeing them like tea bag and apple I mean soaking wet, tiny tank to all basically trying to prove that they can blow you.

Is that that might be? What was it? I have to say those some of the activities between doctor Love, which was one of the creepiest segments I've literally ever seen. The exploding volcano. Um. Uh, you know, Becca and Tweedledee whoever she was partnered with I can't remember this time. They couldn't even find the state of Indiana. Like, listen, I get geography is hard, yea geography under pressure, even

harder India. But like, and you know I'm stretching here, but parts of the country, Okay, maybe you get a little confused, do you never? I mean they literally picked Pennsylvania. But anyway, which is also one of the most recognizable states. I think they took Indiana and flipped did they did? So I made it Pennsylvania. It's also like it seemed like what did the dentist win? She didn't get a day? Like,

what did she win? Yeah, she got homecoming Queens and then he didn't give her the rose and then kicked her off, like and she didn't seem to get anything but a car ride with him when he was waiting like for whoever woman to come through. And she came through, you could tell her he's just like like just knife to the to his throat. And then but the other option was Amber, who's started over. It's so like and again I'm late to this parade, so I only know

her from Bachelor in Paradise. If this is your third Bachelor show and you were on one like two months and she said the same thing. Ar didn't. She would literally Katie, am I right? She would literally just the whole time. She wouldn't put herself out there. She'd hold herself back and go, I just I'm just really scared. I'm really scared because I didn't get enough time with Ben. I didn't. I'm really scared. I'm like, jump the fuck in there again over her. I was exacted and now

I'm like beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it. Now. I have to to say from last last week, we talked a lot about Boobs in the Moonlight. She got the first kiss. He kissed her first. He kissed her first because Lace gave him the first kiss. Oh did he? He kissed Bobs in the Moonlights? Is I'd say top three. Jojo is up there. I think he really likes Joan the R when he took her. Yeah, I tell you

who's gonna get burned is the mom. She's fragile, of course, is fragile, her kids are little, and then making Barrett's She's like, I'm all in and I'll tell you what she's gonna You know, she's gonna last like another three weeks and he's gonna send her pack in and it's gonna be ugly. I felt fragile for her. I felt I felt touched when she started crossing I want. I got teary eyed when they would make it to see a grown man how I handle a glue gun like that.

I know he's honestly like just he's not for us, no, but he's for someone. Do you know what he actually would have been for me back in the day, Because here's what I used to do. A good high school boyfriend. He's a great high school boyfriend because he's hot and he actually seems to me. I picked mianer versions of him, but like, he seems like a really nice guy. I would pick same composition, same amount of personality, but not a good guy. And I would go, no, no, they're

not boring. They're just really shy. It's like, no, it's just because I wanted to get in the bones on with bones zone is just making me lud. Hey, could we talk about Becca's basketball shot? Yeah? She was. She was amazing. She was. I found her very attractive when she was I think he did too. Yeah he was, he was like jaw down, totally impressed. Now I mean, she had the sweetest shot. She can't find Indiana on a map. Listen, we can't do everything. But I found

her very attractive. Yeah, I agree with you. I thought that she was killing it now Eddie Peppertone. So there was a moment in time on the date with where they went to that awful restaurant. Who was that? Was? That was very or that was a weird? I liked her though I liked Kayla, but like, let's listen to Eddie didn't care for ice Cube and Kevin Hurt. I actually found them really entertaining. I mean, I mean it was stupid, but it just felt like I liked that

they were there. I liked that they were there. I like them. I liked it because it broke up a two kind of boring people who looks good in bathing and Kevin Hart just makes you laugh and ice ceps like a legend. So I kind of was all in with those two. Here's what I keep thinking, like, I

look okay in a bathing suit. If I can wear like a seven foot platform heell and have a professional spray tan, that I was like altered every portion of my body, and there might be like a body stacking involved like like and I have like a really good DP that's like some kind of real professional lighting rig to these people have to walk out flat footed and just like a bathing suit brutal who looks good ice at the bathing costume. I do a full bathing I do.

I basically were like a beekeeper out fit. I come out and like a beekeeper out fit, like a has Matt suit, and I'd get into that that jankie hot tub deep in the valley. So I wanted more from the hot tub story. I wanted. I wanted so much more with a hot tub. And the thing is, okay, let's just break this down. Really, I know you've seen enough. You've seen enough. I'm in Katie sell In. Katie's all in. These dates are usually in like really romantic, beautiful spots.

Right now now they're they're cutting costs and they're having the first couple of weeks now and every show it seems like in l A it feels very cheap. But that date was one of and I liked her, but I think that was one of the worst states I've ever seen in my life. I was it was like it was it was like it was not between them. The settings were bizarre cold. I was concerned for her. The only saving grace was that awkward concert at the end.

If they didn't get that between like Kevin Hart and nice Cube, that's fun and cool, but you're not gonna be able to interact. Then you're in a hot tub in a store. You're in a sting the day with that lighting and a fluorescent lighting. Then you're at Then you're at like the where the weight staff of of bucativepo eats like you're not even in the real restaurant. It's where like the bus boys eat before they serve you so bad, like they're basically like, my buddy is

the gm at. We can't get you into the actual restaurant, but we can serve before you before you get you in the foyer where like the bus and then and then oh my god, she didn't take it. She barely took a sip of the wine. I would have been chugging, like at least romantic place you could. I just I don't think he has you know, the last season he's like,

I'm not lovable or whatever. I think he's just got like a I think he's just just so like I think He has a notion of romance, but I think at his core it's he's He's like, there's a sweetness, but there's not, like I know romance. I think I'm gonna I can stick it in and do this when that's why somebody like Nick, who's a dirty dog. He knows how to like make it happen. You know what,

I never thought I would take Nick Overbama. The more time I spend with Nick, the more I'm bad on the more I'm like, where's your dirty friend who loves a Fisherman sweater? Where's your dirty friends sweater? Clatter ring Flaska whiskey and his boot I'll take you clattering, lots of friendship bracelets stacked off, lots of friendship bracelets. Here's so inkles or anything we're missing? You know what, I'm not afraid of Eddie's I'm I am. There's gonna be

a moment where Eddie's cracked. He can't hate it for the entire it's new to him. He's it's new to him. I'm looking through my notes, Um, yeah, I mean who do who? Do we think came out on top? We didn't really discuss how much Olivia's face can we just discuss the editing the faces Olivia was making when she thought she was going to be picked as the and she thought she was gonna be the single date. It's like, and we gotta post those photos we both took snap.

Oh yeah, we we will post them on at artam Marina on Twitter at Aaron fully comic. Um uh, the faces, like because she cleaned up so beautifully and she seems like such a cool cucumber, Like she seems so she's a boiling mess, don't you think. But then like what comes out what they capture with the cameras that she can't help, like the operating system is crazy. Yeah, it's a great way to put it. Like she can't leaks out of the side of her neck. She is OS

nine crazy, that's what she is. Yes, yes, you know there's something Well, first of all, we we're talking, can't you were talking before? Really quick? That it's it's the worst quality in someone man, man or female. But I hold women, you know, on a higher platform is to make someone else feel uncomfortable. And she's like the queen of making other people people feel uncomfortable. And that's why, you know what if she walked up to me right now,

and she's like, let's do this. I'd be like, no, I'm gonna take a pass, really no, but I would pause, pause, you know what, You'd feel bad about it for second. I feel bad. The next morning, I feel bad about it. Here's the thing we're gonna get. It's gonna get. You better make out with her soon because the more episode three, see that where she's going to get she's running from the inside but the outside. Do you think she has a nose job. She's perfect. The teeth, the teeth on

that woman. I'm like, yeah, I mean the thing is that's that's what it is. It's like there's some side shots, like because she was if she was like a good egg, she'd be like the most attractive person in the world. She's adorable. She's the worst. And you know, and she also has styled because there's other girls getting sent home and like and like you know, dynasty gowns, and she's actually she's actually got like a cool you know, she's cool. We've got some sacks. We got women that spell sour.

It's a lot. At least you didn't have your cab. I wanted Amber to go home. Cabbage is still there. It's so I'd like to Cabbage a little bit more because she was like I came over here with her bucks, like I can roll with her. Well, that was the first time we actually found that she can speak she can't speak English. Yeah, I don't know. That's one of the most bizarre castings. Yeah. I think the producers just thought to be funny. Basically they need to keep her

for one more episode. Like all they wanted was that first intro of like got your girl, and he's still picked her. What do you think? What do you think is gonna happen with you? Believe? What's gonna happen with you? Believe? Katie? I'm worried about Jubilee. How did how do you get through war? But you can't through get through an episode three of the Batchel Katie? When can you come join us for one second? I don't know as we wrap the here, what's going to happen before this? Is Katie

coming over? No worries, Katie Levine, Yes, this is our one of our producers here, nuriced Katie. You love The Bachelor. I do. I've been watching it since high school, since the beginning with Trish and Oh my god, what was his name, Ryan or something? Yeah, now, um, who do you think it's gonna win? I I kind of like Lauren b, the the flight attendant. Yeah, she's adorable and they really have a thing. I like Jojo. I like Jojo too. I like Jojo. I think our top five?

What are top five? I think boobs in the Boots in the Moonlight, the Moment, the dark Horse. Yeah, my friend and I make bets, so I have like Jennifer. I put Jennifer Lauren B. I put Olivia because it's not who I want, it's just who I can, maybe even regrettingly put a twin last time. I regret putting that on. I think I put Kayla, and then I also put Jubilee. I think Jubilee is gonna go far, which he really likes her. I like her too. I meant to the Jube Listen, you know, things get rough

out there. I'm taking Jubs. Jube's can get me out of a lot of jams. Um, what do you think happens to Jubes next next? I don't know. I think it's not going to be as exciting as they make They always make it out, like remember with who was it was Chris Souls when they were like going on the camping trip and they made it seem like someone like the best sucked in the tent and then of course like nobody fucked on the tent, like it was the virgin somebody in there, but it was a virgin

that went in there, so they just made out. It was too Yeah, please, um, do you think when you look at Becca? Oh, Becca was on my top five, so it wasn't Kyla. Was Becca Sbecca? Do you I mean did Becca? Did she have sex yet? Is she a virgin? I don't know her. She didn't feel like a virgin. And she feels a little bit more sassy that she feels like maybe I thought she was wearing her marriage. Maybe she's just I think she got banged. I think she's a lot looser on camera. She feels like,

I mean, she got the bones one. I think she got the bones. She got in the hashtag bone Zone, hashtag Rose podcast last season when she was really good at shooting the guns and she's like, oh, I've never done this before, and they were just like what they exactly She's really good at gonna be like the basketball because she was really good you know that she's gonna be when she does get into the bone zone. Nail, she's got a nail. I think she's been in the

bones zone. She's a virgin Christmas season, right. Ben seems like somebody that would really respond to a virgin too. He's just soft. He seems very boring that he's so knock He's not going to throw you around the bedroom. You have sex with them, it's like an awkward handshake. You're just like, what, thank you very much? May I squeeze your left it um? And like he's he really and he was saying that I had that note down. He talks to the women like a therapist, Like he

said it was like a priest at the print. Yeah it really. I'm all in though, I find you know, honestly, what really bothered me the most about and I like, I really thoroughly enjoyed myself. I was, you know, you just don't like to see these women so dumb. I mean it was a real dumb episode. And those those those twins are killing me. I want them both all. It does also feel coming off of last year, coming off of like the Ireland episodes, it felt a little cheap,

you know what I mean? It was like so weirdly chip felt cheap, but it did that last year, Remember they went to the Alamo. Like the last year, they kept staying in the country. My friend and I had a guess that, like someone couldn't leave the country. We had a whole guess and we were like because because they usually, I mean they go to like Europe or

like Bali right away, Syria day too. Last year it was just like and then they went to like Deadwood, which I mean it was cool in the bad Lands forever. When they he left them in the bad Lands and he left last episode, I said that was the greatest moment in Bachelor history when he left Gypsy Princess from Jersey and crazy Pants, and it was. It was one of one of the best things I've ever seen. These two absolute idiots crying in a canyon and he pulls

off in a helicopter. Like what was her name, the crazy one who had the husband that she like clearly murdered. Yeah, the husband's name was like Amper sand telephone dropped out on she was like, she talked very theatrical. God, she she was like, would make your skin Go back and watch that season's the Farmer I watch it was like the season Rebecca was the rest. I'll watch it. I'm gonna watch him. I forget her name that she was the worst. She was one of the absolute worst. I

can't wait to watch it. She was just awful, murdered her husband overall. Now does it matter to us that we have a boring Bachelor? Does it make it more boring? Boring? So it doesn't matter, doesn't matter. No, I mean most of them are boring. To be honest, you know, I always yeah, I always say, you know to me. Unfortunately, I prefer the Bachelors because the women are all like you know, batch it crazy and they're just more dynamic

and interesting and there's more drama. Yeah, so I think you know, those crazy pants Times twenty makes it up for Ben's. You know, did you watch the Bachelor at left? It was amazing. I like I like the men getting Caddy though. I like them though, like Sean, you know, the snaw's got so catty last year one. Yeah, he got well and I thought, well, he's getting himself. If he thinks he looks like Ryan, Ryan, he's out of his mind. Boyd face. I did like them together. I

like them. I like them but I was I was team Nick. I was team Nicktoe. I thought they had a real like there's like something there, they had smoke in chemistry. I just I literally was thoroughly convinced they wouldn't bring Nick back for the eighteenth time unless it came together. I was shocked. Still, I was honestly sure

that he came back. Nick must have had a massive howk like his chemist because he's not that betting is a huge seen him recently though, Like my friend sent me his Instagram and he's been working out, and um, does he look good or bad? He looks great? What? Yeah? I look at his instagram a very gay shot that he's posting. No, it's like photos of him when I'm like straight, that would be the guy I would go for.

So tacky though, like the see I liked him more when he wasn't that I'm not in like, I'm not in the crazy because he like now trying to Maybe he's trying to, like I like the other one better feels like he's like yeah, yeah, he's I don't know, I liked him. Do you maybe that's cute? That's cute, that's better. Do you think that Eddie is going to come around. I think he'll never fully like it, but he'll be into it, like he'll like, yeah, he'll somebody.

You can't help it, No, you can't. Like It's like if my boyfriend when it's on, he like will end up watching it. Like my friend was over last night and he was like in the room and he's like coming going, but then he's just like sitting there getting into it and like talking about it. It's because it's like it's impossible. Not so what is Olivia gonna do that Ben is going to figure out that she sucks? I think open her mouth more. I mean just physically.

I think the girls will say stuff and he'll believe the other girls. He seems like the type that would. Although then then Joe's start crying and then he will just be like, oh, I'm sorry, I love you. I don't know. I don't know which was Remember last week

in the like next week on someone got punched. Remember they kept showing like someone had like a black eye, like this season on, so like one of them punches somebody that's so excited, I can't wait for the punch now, you guys um next week apparently we may have on Dana Gould's daughters who are eleven and thirteen and are huge Bachelor fans. They've gotten permission to come on. They want to come talk about it. They've seen they love the Bachelor. Um, Katie, thank you, Hannah has our rather

producer Mark Rivers for making our theme song. Do you have any upcoming stand up gigs this weekend? We're headlining Flappers Comedy Club in Burbank, California. UM I will be at Yuck Yucks in Hamilton's, Canada, near Toronto this weekend the fifteenth and sixteenth of January, so check it out. Eddie Pepperton's all over Atlanta. So we will see you next Wednesday and email us if you would like at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. I'm Martin Marine, I'm

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