All right, this is Eddie Peppotone. Um. I you could tell my tone is somber because, UM, well, let's just say that seeing all these uh women's families that Ben met is just was the last and final straw. Um. I can't take it anymore. I don't know if you could hear it in my voice, but I think they're down to the final three women. I don't even know their names and anymore. Lauren b Joe, Joe, Kalia. I think Amanda got sent home because she has children. What
does that say to you about this show? That if you have other life, if you have other life, that you get sent home, That if you are a person who continues life, who perpetuates the life cycle, you're not part of this show because this show is ultimately this show is ultimately about death. Um. This show is about
and I've said it before, it's about the end of civilization. Um. All of it has to do with UM stringing along people to watch this show week after week and each week apart of all of us, UM dies, and the part of us that dies is our humanity. Because this guy Ben is a cipher. Did you ever see that movie with Robert de Niro? Where he plays Louis Cipher. Well, Ben is a cipher. Um. If you look up Cipher in any occult book, it will um show. It will read that it is a person who sucks life out
of the universe. And that's what Ben does, and that's what the producers of this show does. I mean, I can get into the specifics about the brothers who were grilling Ben. I think it was Joe Joe's brothers, and I just wanted them to jump in and kill them. But they're all part of it. They're all part of this night air, um, the American nightmare, which is in
full force. Donald Trump looks like he's gonna win the GOP nomination, which means, um, we have a possibility of being uh ruled by a demagogue, which is the percussor to fascism. And I believe we can point to The Bachelor as being the beginning of you know, the rise of Trumpet kind of coincided. I mean, of course, you know the disintegration of labor unions and healthcare and education and the polarization of wealth that Bernie Sanders talks about.
But he's not going to get nominated. But anyway, what I'm saying is the Bachelor, taken in the context of the country, is just another form of the disease that is running rampant through our society, which is that we are in a death spiral. But anyway, it wasn't a bad show. Now entering Stockholm, yeah, I commissioned this, Laurence. Were you accept this role? Yes? Yeah? This Rose? Yeah? Word,
Oh my god, will you accept this Rose? I was going to say America, but I think we actually have sweet There's been people tweeting me from Europe, which is incredible. Whoos you Philip CUMSI cums up. That's not really a statement. I just said, hello, Philip, so so um Hi, good afternoon, good evening. This is artur Marine. I'm here with my co host, Aaron Foley, and have a very special guest. You might know her from Orange is the New Black. You might also know her from Jurassic World. And I'm
not talking about no dinosaur. Put your hands together, ladies and gentlemen of the Internet, for Laura Lapkin. Oh my god, I'm not talking about the best intro of all times. I'm an idiot. I can't even tell you how happy I am to be with you, guys. Right now, because it is on right now. Out there weird is out there getting judged pretty hard, and to be able to come into this safe space of the Bachelor. Did you have a nice week? Would you do? My god, I did.
It's all blurred now, you know anything? Someone asked me that I don't know the answer. Yeah, I've done a bunch of stuff. I moved recently, so I've been setting out my new place and all that kind of off camera. I'd like to hear where you moved. Oh, yes, it's a private Okay, not cool, prob. Yeah. Man, this has been This has been a marathon for those of you
out in the real world. You probably think it's this season is winter, but it's Pilot's season out here in Los Angeles, and I feel like it's a daily thing of do you like yourself? Now? How about Now? Here's some feedback. Still just passed and I stayed at and I didn't say last week. I didn't say a lot of where Aaron was. We didn't murder Aaron. Aaron was out of town before me. And how are you doing, my lady? It was good at a fun show in
San Francisco. I love that city. I seemed to be accumulating quite a number of ex girlfriends in that city, So I don't want to brag consistently not working. But now I'm back here, it's eighty one degrees. Yesterday was fifty two. Um, that's about all I got. Oh, Aaron, you know it's going to cheer you up. So you watched it? Did you watch last night or did you watch this one? I watched last night just on a thirty minute delay. You guys, can I just say? Okay?
So it's the hometown visits? I gotta say I And even though I think Ben is a dummy, I felt so bad for that guy he got put. I just need to start with the big headline and then we'll go through chronologically. But Joe Joe's brothers, I can't believe you have to jump in because this guy couldn't barely get through the episode. Cowl next Sweater. Now we have one of our producers Anna. Last week she did some investor because I saw that hothead coming at him in
the views. I saw that cow neck on the cobra neck like like the Roydy Kober neck of muscle getting wrapped and highlighted in a full cowl neck sweater like confronting, and Anna is Persian and she was like, I think she's she did some research and she's like that's some Persian brotherhood standing up for the sisters. So you were right. You were totally right. That combined with the mom hitting
the bottle hard, that was the greatest. I paused, looked at my sister, and you're like the greatest scene out of the bottle. Yeah, it's like Arthur Miller like like drum like she she was like, fuck it, can we just like just start? Can we just start with ever married Jojo off give. It also felt like it also felt like, you know, you were in trouble when like those dicks were so excited to be on TV, when like you have somebody to come to your home and
you don't even say hello first. They think, you know, they thought they were nailing it, like Joe Jo Joe, you know, they thought they were killing it and being hilarious by being dicks to this. Oh yeah, well I felt like they had a little plan because one of them was like silent the whole time, but they kept cutting to him and he was just like ye was going. Calnick was the one we didn't really to watch out for it. I had a problem just based on what
the house looks like. Okay, yeah, there was this moment when Ben was walking up to the house, and if anyone can watch it now, you said, because this is a great, little little moment, I want to have a gift of it. He like sees the mansion and he looks at it and then looks down and looks back and looks down. He didn't want to say anything about it. Everyone be cool, but he's clearly really uncomfortable with the house. Everybody except for Amanda, like all the all the bout
Shurets are super rich, which was surprising. But okay, I screamed out Dallas. Yeah, that's what I became obsessed this morning, even though I was supposed to be getting ready for an audition. I was literally spent about twenty minutes Google searching Jojoe Bachelor as his brothers. Here's what was Here's what I mean. The families just went off. All the families went off in different ways. But but here's where he's such a fucking hypocrite cow net coburneck. He has
been on a dating show. He was on Watchful, he was on so they're acting like, how do you know there's still all these other girls? He's been the bachelor on this. Eva Longoria produced this show, and apparently he dated Eva Longoria off camera sane so he so look at his name is Ben Patton. He was a contestant over Love. This was his Like what is there's three bachelors and like forty six I've watched this and they cut it off like mid season, like away you never
found an ending. I was watching the she he was one of the bachelors. And then that which leads me to think, what the fund is wrong with this family that two of your children, who are good looking and rich have gone on dating show and the mother's got like three faces on one face drinking straight out of the bottle. There's so many faces to quench, the three faces of either her lip job and that goes out. I've said that's another podcast. I don't think I've said
this on our podcast. Ladies, do whatever the hell you want to do to your this is swear. It's got to be all swear Tuesday today. I'm sorry, do whatever the funk you want to do your face. Don't touch your lips. The lips is the debt. Tell tale giveaway, don't touch your lip. Do we think that Caitlin Bristow has gotten course, of course, of course. I actually just
realized this last year. I also think once you it's you know, it's the saddest to me, um when when even average looking women who I still find beautiful to start jacking it up and then they jack up the jack up and then they look alien and there is nothing wrong, there was nothing wrong start. It's the sadest. But here's my tip out there. If you're a jack or just don't touch your lips. You know, you can use the rest of the cheek that you turn into
it people turned into like lions like Madonna cheeks. I think starts to look the same. Actually every woman looks like Caitlyn Jenner. Yes, like they're all doing the same weird, but she looks better. But she looks better. She's actually beautiful, you guys. Okay, I want to fit. Okay, fucking get at it. Okay, jn Okay, here we go starting out and we have started back to Oh no, that was the headline. That was what I had to get off my chest. Oh okay, here's another headline that I have
working backwards. Did you guys watch all the way through the credits to Laurence brothers girling him about. So it was like the two they look like the Lollipop kids from like like Wizard of Oz grilling him like hey, then so what do you get a bond our since and you take her to the Chernobyl Chernobyl adjacent It was to look like there was something meal and he's how old are they? And he's still he's still panicked
even with them. He had no idea that cobra neck was coming at that was like a bat, like if he was choked up by those children coming at him by the fantasy suite, and he's like panicking, like this way do you have this checked up persian dude in the House of ours? And the same exact sentence twice to two different dads, and that part really upset me. He was like, what was It was like I got
time stopped when I saw her or something. And there was another one where he was like, I'm totally myself with her, so the same thing, and I was like, he has this. I don't think he honestly, we come back to this every week. I don't think he has any sense of himself or how to love, how to be loved. I think he's a walking pack a pair of khakis, and that's what I don't I don't think
it's all gonna end. He's alan on so bad. Like the only person that even a tiny boner was when Kayla says I can't love you, he was like, you check your curlers out of your blown out hair, and I'm gonna get at it till you love me. Because I'm unlovable. You love me? I mean, it's like perfect. Why does he think he's What's all of them thinking they're unlovable? And that's such a weird feeling, like I can never be loved by Anyone's like you're hot, you're young.
Wait seconds, wait to second hot, You're the only You're the only child of, like you were the quarterback of like I did legitimately look like Ron Howard and was told like you are ugly, I would never fuck you. I felt unlovable, but there was reasons for that because people said, who would love you? You know what I mean? Literally, and this doesn't exist outside of this podcast. I no, never mind, I'll tell you the age. I always go
back to the age just three album. I scream at the TV and they go, I just you know, this is what I've been looking for. I was like, when you started to search six months ago. I also want to say, just just I have two more, two more headlines that will work up to one. Both Lauren's dad
and Kayla's dad seems super fucking gay. Number two. Lauren's sister was coming on to both Ben and the camera was so hard and then she was so hardcore Pitshing Lauren to be the next Bachelor is a word bachelorette, like, oh, she's a bachelorette. I don't remember which. She pulled Ben aside and she goes, I mean, why do you like her? She's a really great bachelorette. She's so weird. But I do feel that Jojo is gonning to be the next Batch.
She's pushing it really hard. Actually saw this happen in last season with Ben when he was a contestant and he started he was nothing. The whole season, he was forgettable. He somehow got to the end he wore kel next in Ireland, who are they getting dressed by people? Or are they I hope someone that loves rich Irish chits and cold X yeah, Jo's dress, JoJo's tips, I don't know that at the end, the red one, the late one, and the lace one also in front of like my
dad is such a creep. Sorry dad, you are. He's such a creep to sit in front of my dad and like with anything less than the Beekeeper outfit, Like if I was like a ladle kids in front of my gross. Heard for anyone to do that in front of any dad, I just think you not my dad. My dad will star on your kids the whole time,
real quickly. So gross. He's so been last season. He just suddenly turned on some charm in the last couple episodes where he was trying to clearly be the Bachelor, and I see Jojo doing that, I'm like, she's really She's saying a lot of very specific things that I
feel like she's trying to push for that. Okay. Also another headline to come to how fucking evil are the Bachelor producers who clearly paid for a dozen roses to be said to There's no way he knew, like today's the day she's going to be back, and like so he wouldn't know exactly when she'd be back. There's some asshole producer wrote that letters that like seventy bucks at FTD had it said like anyway, okay, let's start with there we go, let's start out Okay, So we put
a special three our podcast, we faded on a Hope bracelet. Oh, by the way, those okay. I follow Nick Viole on Instagram, h and he has posted about the Hope bracelet. It's one of Ben's charity projects. So this is something that he's trying to promote on the show. Oh my god,
I had to pause and rewinding go charity. Yeah, well, the the ugly as for a man to where I'm sorry it is and he seems to mean it, says Hope doesn't do his eyes him like they're falling more and more into his head, like he's drugged all the time. He's asleep whole sea. And by the way, he's never mentioned Caitlin once. Like on Caitlin season, all the guys, all the guys would be like, oh, you got cut by who cut I didn't watch her season? Where she
who was? Who is she? Chris? So like the guys would be like, so you clearly like Chris, are you over Chris? And they that's an interesting question. Nobody gives a shit about Caitlin. He wasn't into her. They didn't have anything. They didn't have to sound like it was nick nick Okay, okay, So Amana, he means he's a babel issues. You gotta follow his instagram. You know what. He didn't do it for me before, but you, but you, you did know that he was going to throw you
around the hotel room. Oh you, you would get definitely boned in. He might get cut by like a Budweiser glass bottle, like pelvic bone. Oh in the okay, so no, here we are. We're down on Laguna, We're at the beach. Amanda's top could not stay up that she should. She looked naked and a lot of the she's running its falling that thing. When she's talking to Ben. There's a few shots where you're like, if you had just tuned in, you'd be like, oh, he's talking to a nudist on
the beach. She literally took part of like her curtain off her window, wrapped it around and ran. As soon as that kids started crying. You want not getting he was out in a minivan. You like, it's not even like the sexy mom in the Roseratti. It's like the mom and a minivan and the girls. These little girls are like, where's mommy? And they're eight weeks They're like, didn't even know his name. He did not know how to talk to kids at all. He's like, you look gorgeous.
Like talking about the kids outfit, I was like, what are these I got? They did? They had like hipster lace up sound like that was there was a gladiator sandal and imagine pigtails really did repulse me. But I really felt like frocks. They weren't there was. I mean literally, as a girl who looked like Ron Howard, I would have run up literally in like old corduroy pan with like chocolate over my face and no shirt. And they'd
be like, what a nice young son you have? Who knew you had a recessive red jeans in your family? Okay number two? So then we go wait, wait, wait wait no, we're doing amandah God, I'll show you. Don't you think like a fifty year old with like one kid that's like eighteen needs to marry her? Oh yeah, and a rich guy's a perfect area for that. That's a good idea that her voice is the perfect pitch to only be heard by an old man has a
girl and I know it's hearing. It's like m dolphins as a girl who sounds like her father fucked an airhorns and I was conceived. I understand. But that's like the Molesto voice where you're like, show me on the doll where he touched you when you're like when you got stunted right there? Like that's like that very like weird. Ain't just really love him? That that? Oh you're so funny. That's what I'm like, Like, who feels unlovable? That's of you? You like a little comic cast. Oh my god, I've
got more. But anyway, the second that that, the second that kid started crying, he was out. Did he stand because he looked so exhausted when he brought he did. They were like how did it go? And he's like they were good. They were they were it was just it was a long day. And I was like, oh, no, Rose, he does not love her, by the way, how much like how much of haters are like all these families, it's like at this point when they say, please, don't
get your hopes up, I'm showing in. Yeah, I have so much hair too, like you don't need like I figured out how to do it. Here's my final photo. This is me in a cake hat. My momaked cake. I got I got beastings all day because my mom literally ice to cake and put it on a hat on my head. Um for the town, it was like a town was like the town by Centennial. Okay, anyway, is that in your I've been I've been dead for years. I've actually been I'm the kid from the six I
came back to host your podcast about the Bachelor. I've been dead for a year. My soul has been dead for you. Listen. Okay, So where he's final Here's oh my god, oh my god, Halloween. That's Thanksgiving. Okay, that's amazing. Okay, So so we're okay, So this is an audio show. All the all the family described the picture. All the family members who were like, who are like, I just
do want you to get your hopes up. It's like, well, then maybe she shouldn't have told her to go in the bad story at this point, can just be supportive, like she made what do you think was Hey? When they give them that talk right before, I'm like, it's too late. They're gonna get hurt. Even if they marry, Y're gonna get hurt. That's gonna be bad. Yeah, you
should have protect yourself at this moment. And like I've actually find doing this for a living, and people don't want to get her hosts like you do want to be so hardened and haggy that you can't get your hopes. I would say, at this, why not open yourself up, get get lit at it all out, you know what I mean. Don't walk around with a shirt on, be like I'm available for anything. Just go get Is there
anything else we need to say about Amanda? I feel like that we covered I'm really okay, okay, never okay kayla oh no no Lauren, Lauren Lolo Lolo as her dad calls okay. Their relationship was very affectionate. I didn't like that. I didn't like that. I felt like he wanted to date Lolo there. I don't know how I feel when like when like a dad's so like emotive, emotive. I wrote, Lolo Lolo dad gay sister bones, That's all I wrote. I just was like, there, it's too close
for comfort, and I do so many little kids. He I mean, they were nice, they were nice face, she's she's gonna Laura looks like her dad in a wig. They didn't feel remotely Portland, Like you watch Portland, You're like, this is not Portland's No, it felt like I when did it feel like like sort of Midwest maybe like
a Tulsa yea or were nowhere for sure? Yeah? Or maybe like like a rich suburb of like Illinois, probably a sub from the You're cooler than that being okay, we don't wait, but I really need to say something. They saw this big she took him by this big graffiti thing that said keep Portland's weird, and they both were like huh, like they both didn't know how to process. I was like, you're you're both the least weird people,
making you the weirdest that I've ever seen. Well, and then when she goes, I love Butter, it's like, no, you don't guess what. I loved butter in college and I was sixteen. You don't love butter, Lauren, you don't she likes butter like every other Wednesday you had a dig in. Yeah it was yeah, I don't know, I don't know. I want to really like love a couple. And I don't really like him with really honestly an there's no connection between any of the sister. Lauren's sister
was trouble. She clearly hot one she got her teeth capped to be on TV. She clearly resents Lauren because Lauren's younger and hotter, even though the sister's hot. No, I think she's hotter than Lauren. Interesting, but Laurence tiny and like Attle. I do think that they're they're probably most compact. I don't know what that's like. Lauren, Well, yes, I do think they make the most sense on paper. I don't think they have any actual like there's nothing
to talk about or excitement about each other. No one's talked about anything. They never talked about any He was like, are you having fun? I'm having fun? Talk about it? How are you feeling? What my feelings are getting stronger? Rather than like, what do you do for living? Do you have any hobbies? Have you ever traveled that ever happened to you? I was on the Bachelor off do you want to kill yourself or do you still want to get up? I mean, I mean, And it also
makes me go, how old is Lauren? Then she can have siblings that are her full siblings that old at all. You know, she's like five or something. Those kids were The show really needs to be people in their thirties who have maybe even been married. It needs to be like people who are like actually excited. If he got grilled by Anthony Michael Hall's character in sixteen Candles, like a couple of them, like two of them. Okay, sister
is a hater. Oh man cry? He man cried with the sister when she said, what do you like about Laura? And they didn't know to say so he cry, Yeah, that was very weird. Weird. I thought, that's like gotta be the drinking game, right, don't you have a Do you have a drinking game during the Oh no no, but I've always there's always like our friends, uh but like Nina Manny shillarette or they have a group, and
I think they turned into a drinking game. And I thought, Ben crying the season has got to be a go to. I feel like he's constantly crying and getting choked up every time someone leaves. He cries, but he works for it, Like I feel like he looks really hard at the floor and then he's like he punches himself in that he is definitely an only child. I need to have his face parted on him. Okay, I just don't think he's lived enough. I think all of them haven't really
like been really. I don't know, maybe because I'm older and you're like you burned a couple of times. And yet then he doesn't have anything going on, and yet I cannot stop watching, and it's like the highlight of my here's the thing too. It's like families too, because we get a break from contests. Were like, give me something else. Okay, So now we get to Kayla's feeling.
Can I just quote this and I like screamed at the tv Kayla, and this is the girl if I remember last week who said I'm like Moss, just looking for wherever you want to go? Is fine with me? Horrible? That was the worst thing I've ever was a creepiest thing I ever. Kayla challenges me because she is so real. What the funk are you talking about? Kla? Have you met Kayla? Like what? She's literally a doll. She's like frozen in time and her dad factory, the factory factory.
Don't you feel like for sure she hasn't been there since she was eight. Everyone hates she's like the CEO's daughter and carried out like that fucking movie. I was like, my god, they hate you right now, the factory workers, and you're being like so fucking du it's funny, I thought her dad. At first, I thought he looked like Charlie from Charlie in the Fact Factory. And then my friend, it's grandpa. My friend texted me a photo and that
he looks like the scientists from Nightmare before Christmas. That's accurate, that's exactly what he looked like. Also gay, and he thought about this one I thought dead and he was like, if I pray my way to straightness and marry a hot Filipina lady with a full set phrase. Now loved her. I loved her, I loved her brothers. Seeing precious, I actually I like that family. I actually liked that family
like and it made me like calembore that family. I like how her dad talked to her and said like, I'm not gonna try to I don't want you to get hurt, but I don't not gonna tell you what not to do, Like you know, I feel like he was like talking to her really nice. Kaylee's mom was fun. She did have full set of adult races, which I went, I kept going, word, do I look, is it like a lazy I don't know where to look. But I like that she was a joyful woman. I like that.
I think she's like eight years older than Kayla. Yeah, and I like that. We also saw where the sex panther came from, because she was like, you just need to go downstairs and jump on them. You just jump on them. And I loved that. But what about how about Kayla telling her dad she was really in love with him? She Ben is really the one. This is going to happen all the time. That made me so sad. But then and then and then she went outside and goes,
I have doubts again, she's crazy. And she couldn't tell him she loved him. It's like, if you're feeling that hard about someone, you have to be able to tell them when you have the one opportunity to see them. But then when she said it too, was like and then he walked away, and I had conflicts. So that made me more confused. She can't commit to her feelings. No, no, no no. But and it was in like a five
second moment. It was just like you're like, okay, like the voice over when they're kissing, like, as soon as he's done kissing me, I'm gonna, oh, I miss my feeling. My entire life is right, Amanda. They all want said they wanted to say, you know that's behind Bachelor producers. Sir, that's true, but I do think that, like there's something about you. If you do think you're gonna say it, just say it. Because she was kind of like afraid of getting hurt by him or afraid like he's going
to watch all of this. He's gonna know you wanted to You're ultimately still gonna get hurt. Do the thing you already did damage last week when you ked him up with your bone or fever of I will never love you. Maybe go I was wrong. Guess who loves you? I do, and you get him? Okay, Oh my god. That's saddest thing. When he said she's the deepest relationship I have. I didn't like that because you know, he
doesn't pick her. And then when she goes, oh great, she brings him to the bench and he goes, great bench. That's a great bench. I missed this the high school. She said they wanted to bring you somewhere special. That's a great bench. They built that house. Basically, you want to know what they did. They built the house that already you can't design. That's how they build those childhood houses.
So it comes in with a blue roof. When he said he was going to build a house, I like building the house because it's like, well, how one day we're gonna build a house. You're gonna build the house you live in. I honestly hit fast forward and then remembered I had to do this. Stopped when they rewound
because I was like, I cannot sit through this. They put on music that like if you watch like a bad eighties movie where they're trying to make people seem awesome, that's sort of like the equivalent of like a like a top Zone top gun when Nana naa Nana and I'm like, well, they're like as a Kenny Loggins and she's like looking hot with her hard hat, like he picked her because he wants to funk her so bad
that he needs to get through the fantasy suite. I don't feel like she'll be good at fucking no, but her mom's tould just get at it. I think, you know she's she's the one that will be aggressive and sloppy, you know what I mean, because she didn't really she wants to please him. You can tell her mom like like she's she's been taught to like get at it, and she's gonna at least go for it. May not be good, but she's gonna go for I did I did like her better after the family visits. Oh my god,
I did not. I agree. I thought she became a little bit more real for me. I think she's insane. I feel like when this comes up later, but about the fact that they've only been on two dates with him or whenever, that's weird actually blows my mind. Okay, before we get there, can we talk about the workers in the factory that already hate her, that had to slow clap for her like it was an officer, and that made me want to should have gotten I wanted to kill myself. I wanted to kill myself. Okay, it's
moving on. Okay, wait what does this say? It says brother Fantasy Street. Okay, now turning the page. Oh god, alright, so now here we are? Um oh okay, okay, sorry, his dad going back to Kayleb for one second, the dad, you were saying that it made you uncomfortable. The dad kept calling her darling. I don't want my dad ever calling me darling, darling, darling, what do you think again? I don't want to wear And you always go back to it takes your your moment just goes back to
your dad, you know. And I think about my and these moments would like he's like old school Irish Catholic, like we've basically high five her. Like he would never be like, well, how are you feeling, would be like, so, what where'd you go to school? I don't even know what the sandwich and reading my dad will be like you got awful? Literally he asked a boyfriend of mine, not like he asked him if he was getting any And that's when I was like, I'm out out. I
kind of gross. I kind of liked some of the father daughter's stuff, like the like the like jumping on the bed with my mom and being talking it out is so inconceised. It's all not gonna happen. The idea of my parents being on the show and uncomfortably in front of the camera to be impossible. By the way, all the parents are still married, like where are these broken moms of America and causing these kids to go on this. I did write Kayla's mom rocks, but they
kept saying too about Kayla. She knows how precious time is. Who died cancer, cancer, somebody died, somebody died. Okay, now he goes, So now we're as you did. Here we go, guys. Joe Joe first, Okay, showing up? How evil the flowers? The letter she did, finished reading reading it, She's like, you love me? Wait, flip flip flip love Chad. No, it was so you don't know your old boyfriends also throw out you and like throw them away, throw out the throw out, don't keep the road, throw out the card.
And also Ben was we actually handled the best stuff we ever had because of that, And it was like, you've never talked about past relationships, You've never talked you want to marry this person. Yeah, this is the first time you're acknowledging me. I felt like it was a faux paw on the Bachelor producer part because it made me completely stop in my process of my relationship and made me look at Jojo weird. It was a kind of action I think they wanted to keep her. They
wanted to keep her for the Bachelorette. They see that Laura would be boring. I think that was their attempt to make her look unlucky and love and to keep her for them. I love it definitely. It definitely was like, but the brothers were going to do that. I don't know because we keep going back to the watching it with my sister, but we always came going back to that clip of the end and the proposal and oh my god, and I'm thinking, in my mind it's always Lauren,
Jojo and Jojo. But then I think, is if they're sending her up? Um, like, is it not like because usually the Bachelor it isn't it's always like the third or the Ford. Yeah, it's personally. Ever, I think Ben old Ben with the part in the middle of his hair the last two was done. Maybe they were trying to get rid of it was confusing. I thought it was unnecessary and weird, and I'd have to double check.
But I'm almost positive when they were leaving her apartment that the flowers were different flowers, and I was like, it's happening everywhere paint flowers left. I don't really even understand the drama between her and Chad. I don't really get what we're feel bad about. She was dating an entire couple, didn't you or my friend Steve did something that I wrote that down. Remember he kept saying they
they weren't, they weren't. And I just kept saying I was wondering that or if she had dated a woman or something, because she was like, why are you not just saying hey, it was so odd. I gotta say yeah, because I because I really was Jojo. So how the fund did Jojo come out of that family? Because Jojo is cool? Yeah, now I'm starting to question Jojo after that estate and the family and the weird thing with Chad. Now I'm just like to handle the velvet. I mean
those okay, So now he shows up. They don't even say holo, somebody comes as a guest in your home? You even what did they do? I can't remember. They were like Joe, yeah, Joe, and they weren't like and she keep being like, this is Ben, you guys, This is Ben you guys so rude. Yeah, and my sister doesn't appear at all, like there's just like it was a dapted opinion. I'm like that's weird. The dad was actually okay, and the mom was sweet even through her
duck lips. But like there's a Hitler mustache and Ler those brothers who were so out of hand, And now that I know they've been on Dating Reality, I know that is really weird. I thought it looked familiar. I wonder if I part of my brain had him stored from this Amazing how quickly we forget people. Yeah, yeah, But like I would have if I was Jojo and I didn't win, and I was watching that episode last night, I would drive over and punch them in. And the
cold has happened with? Was it Andy's family in a different season, where like her whole family kind of sabotaged it for her. There was a Bronco Katie, do you want to get in here? Do you want to get in here? It was were talking about that was like the only time I can remember that. I couldn't remember her name. I would kept going the pretty brunette with the one that that the boyfriend has, the poetry that baseball you love sports? No, it's so bad, And she
looks just like Betty and Bronco coach. Everyone has the dark hair. She looks identical to her. To me, that's just my two cents. Yes, that was like I have to say, And they did edit it well in the coming of track actions where it made it look like I can't deal this tonight about the brothers and him crying as if he was leaving JoJo's house, that was why they do. But if you're Ben, let's say, like
Ben's a real person. If you're Ben and you leave JoJo's house, I think that would be a serious consideration of like marrying into that. I know, by the way, it's like God forbid you date somebody and you don't move home immediately when the brothers, like when the dad is like her brothers can squire you around Dallas, Like, I don't like the man. All of them, I don't get. I don't get the whole city thing. It feels like they all, all the women think they're going to have
the guy moved to their city. Yeah, and guess what, it's not gonna happen. They're little. He's gonna try to be a host. And honestly, I give two ships what my parents think of like the like, well you also, I can't be the end all be your brother thinks of the guy you're dating, I don't give a ship. No, and also like not with them most of the time typically like yah, mean you don't live around the corner
most people from their families, it's like them. But if it's fine, if my brother maybe like if it's not the best connection, that I can live with them. Yeah. Yeah. Also, at least in my family comes out after like you know, everyone's like totally, she's great, and then two years after they're like she was terrible. Yeah, yeah, anyone saying that now, oh my god, now coming attractions, he says. So we think he says I love you to Jojo and Lauren. Do we think that the Kayala is just is that
I think he just does not. I think he just wants we fantasy suits. Next week, all three of them are in the sweet This is the best part of everything when they all fuck. So what do you think the percentage of eighty nine percent? I think every once in all we get someone who doesn't want to form enter the virgin. Yeah, or like there was the one season where they both fell asleep. It was really rough, too long. I think this year this year one percent.
When hun Dog is getting at it, I say they all all three will be it's a sun show for getting close to him, because there's nothing else to talk about. You got to feel something when you're talking about closely to getting close to a man. I think it's penis in the face, right near the face. They're gonna suck you stick. And then ra Jamaica, they're getting a lot less exciting with all the look Oh my god, last year,
Ireland has never looked so good. It's like we went to Vegas and now I'm remember when they were in Turkey, like it was amazing. These are really I'm going to be honest with you, I thought last season was better the Bachelorette. Um. I agree this is boring well, because you need people with true personalities. I've been saying for years that they really need to have a brand new person be the Bachelor Bachelor. I understand that it won't work ratings wise. People really want to go with people
they are familiar with. It's like watching the next season of a show or but I feel like we would all benefit from there being a brand new person with a personality and the people have to genuinely meet them for the first time. They won't have seen them on TV. They don't know anything about them when they have to show who they are to them. Knew was he out of the blue? And you know he was a contestant. There hasn't been a new one since like the way beginning.
And I can't even tell you. And it would be good if they were black or gay. I love it's so white when they Oh my god, you weren't here last week? Do either of you need to say anything about the about the Jade Tanner wedding and the twentieth reunion? I actually haven't. Anna. Can I ask you a question too? Women's Son? Anna. This is our producer, one of our producers, Anna, Anna. Now you are a Persian. Now you you smelled that you were like you were like in the Coming Attractions.
You saw the brothers you did a little dig gang. Is that typical for like an older brother? What's the deal? Yes? I have older brothers and they are kind of doch like that they to this? Would they would they like give someone you were dating the like you my sister, you feeling my sister. They would like circle him like a shark and be like and are a little more low key, but like there would be dicks they were they were killing wetters, my oldest one. Yeah, that's how
you knew, That's how you start, That's what tipped you off. Well, I was like, there's something about this family that knew. I kind of I kind of the house like to the mom, like, I was like, oh God, is there anything we need to know? Is there anything we need to know about that? So this is like so if it would it be hard for Ben is somebody who's not Persian to come in and be a part of that, I don't think so, because Persians like to drink, and if he likes to drink, then he can just really
slide in really easily. Was he's a scotchman or what was it? Yeah, he was excited by that, which I don't have to say though I think obviously was probably you know, heightened, you know, edited heightened. But I did think that Ben uh should know that he's going to get all four families, being like this is the greatest thing ever get him getting a little shit I thought was just fantast I loved it. I love I also thought that, um last was it last week when his
mom met Hailey and I loved Emily. Emily. I feel like we need more reality checks. Yeah, exactly exactly because he comes up with not a lot. Like he literally was like dear cotton headlights so many times when the questions that personal, and I realized he can't be like, I'm in love with your daughter, but four days later you can say I'm love with your daughter. But it's also hard when it's like he still listen to them
and if he knows I'm not in love with your daughter. Yeah, like I'm not a hard position to be if you can say that. The mom started chugging and a bit at that, but um, that was great. What do you think the previous says? He says I love you to two people. I think that's a huge mistake. Why would he do that? I think I don't know that Like the same way that like he said about Emily the twin, he's like, you know, I love a person I love like I think he might one of them might be
I don't know, but I love you. Yeah. I was hoping you need to say do you have anything you need to get off your chest? I feel like I want to give you the platform. Our our producer from Nervous Ladies and Gentlemen Kaving Die hard Bachelor fan, Big Time Bachelor. We text each other, what do you need to say? What do you need to leave? In the in the safe space. I think he chooses Kayla at the end. That's what I think. I think it's her voice and more now it's going through, I think it is.
So who do you think the final two are? Lord? So Joe is gonna get cut next week? Yeah, that's t would be exciting if Kayla wasn't. The end. It sounds like he like but then I don't know because it sounds like he like cut someone week three and then when he gets down to the final two, he goes, wait, I wanted that that third one, Like, so he cut Kayla week three and then he's like, oh, I'll go to call her because who the funk would like the
Winter girl? Yeah, and then like the next girl shows up and he's like, oh, wait, don't want to be that guy that was the Yeah he did get way after right, Yeah, well he called her, he got with the he picked the one, and then like during the whole time after he chose her in real life he was contacting the other one and then and then they like showed it at the there's like some special yeah, and he was like, I don't love you. I love that one. I think, oh, three girls are gonna land
on their feet. Um Jojo will land in a in a state. Lauren has got her special relationship with her father, and Kayla is going to be the CEO of Toys Incorporated. And I think they're all gonna be fine. My god, Amanda is the one I feel like so protective of because I was just like, she's lit. I did feel that whenever anyone puts their kids on the shot. Just think can you imagine growing up and watching it and being like, my poor mom was trying to find love on the show and find here I am being like
in a mini vot cost. That's therapy right there, that's therapy. Can I just I cannot think? You know, I love. They're welcoming any time. Come. This is I need to come, always welcome. Come on, do you have anything that you want to promote? We should just I think Katie Pixie, I think we should pick Okay, okay, let's get on the field. That's all right. Your prediction is your prediction is next week somebody gets cut, the week after somebody comes back. So you say, Kayley gets cut next week. Well,
that's what it seems like. And then I just don't see him like cutting the first girl that shows up and then realizing in that quick of time that he sucked up. So that's what it sounds. So who do you think is the final two? And who wins? I mean it sounds to me it honestly just sounds like Kayles's voice on the phone. Okay, all right, but like watching it, I think it's Lauren, So I don't know they're good editors. All right, Anna, Anna, who are your
final two? Who's he gonna pick? Who's it? And what's this phone call thing? Anna? I think he's going to pick Lauren. Okay, But then a part of me kind of what Katie's theory is that he was back and picks Kyle. I think JoJo's out. I think the family really freaked him out. I think he was just trying to get rid of Amanda. And then you know, Um, I think, uh, this is exciting. I know, because you know all that I could agree with both of you. I I think though, at the end of the day,
I'm gonna I'm gonna stick to Um. If it's a scenario where he sends one away like immediately, I didn't think about a third and then coming back. I think Ben is so has no idea what's going on that he physically sends someone home in a limo. In a mile later he calls him in the limo journey around. I think that would be my you know, whoever's in the limo. I'm not quite sure. I think he I think he ends up. I think I'm gonna stick with Jojo and Lauren, and I think he ends up with Lauren.
I'm gonna say Jojo and Laura, and I think he ends up with Lauren. I'm actually saying the same, but there's a little part of me that really thinks would be Kaylen said of Jojo, but I really can't decide. But I do think he's gonna pick Lauren ultimately. But
I'll just stick with Jojo Lauren picking Lauren. If you need to come back, We're here every Tuesday if you want to, because you know what, honestly, this is the highlight of my week where I can come be free and speak the language that I talked about this with other people in my real life and they're like dead eyed, Yeah, No, I just was the most animated animated I've been in like two weeks. It was the only time that I feel like I know what I'm talking Yeah, I know
what I'm talking about for sure. You actually like all is finally right in my life for like one minutes. Funny, I I actually had a slight thought a moment ago when we're talk about who we're picking. Whe'm like, I have an opinion. It was like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. I thought that I don't in my life have been like I felt very aware of this. Honestly,
I had to write this. I did do this thing yesterday for like this web series where I write like three like desk pieces about like political things, and I thought, I don't think about anything. But the Badge went with Kayla. I literally had like a little jolt of excitement. I was like, whoa, what is that? Look over at Katie and think, oh my god, Katie's like a cowboy. She's like she's like Han solo, like just fucking fun. Like
it actually makes me. I've always liked and respect to Katie, but I look at her now with like she's a crazy fucking wild card. We got Bernie Sanders over there, she might do it, guess what Katie hasn't even recorded this episode. Oh my god. Honestly, this is like some like free therapy that doesn't make us feel good. She's just humor. She's an angel, because again, I've been dead since nineteen seventeen. I died. I died, all you guys.
I'll put all those photos on the Facebook page. Uh if you need to email us, but email us your picks. Let's get a tally going. Let's get some kind of real facts like a USA pie chart. It's Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Or you could tweet met at art marine at You know, you should do a Twitter poll where you have people vote on who's gonna be the final choice yes, and then you can talk about it. Okay, Twitter pol, Twitter pol. Is there a way to actually
do It's very easy. It's just on Twitter app. It takes two seconds. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do. I want to go out. I want to do. I want to do. I don't want to you guys, Aaron Lauren, does anybody have any gigs coming up that you want to plug? I would like to plug. I have a Netflix special coming out on March e level I'm very excited. It's part of a series called The Characters were eight alternative comedians. We each did our
own special extench Henry Zabrowski yas he did it. That's fun. What character did you do? I did a bunch of characters that I've done on my podcast and comedy Bang Bangs. So people who are changed to what day is that coming out? March eleven? Okay, I'm gonna watch that. It's like refreshing that it's something different besides stand up. Yeah, excited about it. Yeah, that's fun. You're talented. I'd give you a show in a heartbeat. Okay, Aaron, what do
you have coming? I'm on the road. I'm in Michigan and in Seattle and uh Austin. You and I comedy, Yeah we can okay, um um GUIDs. I will be in Alaska at the end of March in Fairbanks loudly last week of March, and then I'm going to be at Moon Tower. I'll be at south By south West doing at midnight and then I'll be it and then I'll be in Dallas during stand up the fifteenth of April, and I'll also be at Moontower. It's basically all Texas in the last thy will be doing a stand up
and dance floor. Oh my god, are you gonna be a moontower? No? But I know it's really fun. It's so much fun. It's mostly fun. Needed to go there on and go dancing. I just basically organized dances. Say do you want to go dance? Like? Yeah, I do? Can we talk about the Bachelor question? Guys? And I'm starting to make this the longest podcast ever. Does Bachelor and Paradise start immediately? I think it's pretty quick? Do
you watch it last year? I wasn't and out. I actually watched the first few episodes and then I started piling up in my DVR and I was like, that's like fours it's worth. I need to tell you how funny it is? Is it? It's so m You might have to because this was boring. I know you need them to be crazier. This is no. This was legit, Katie. Don't you agree? Yeah? It's funny? Okay, late and time, sorry because I was cussing up a storm, but I
needed you. I needed to be free like that. Um, all right, we've learned to not go in front of my dad in a plunging neckline and um got Martin rain goodbye. Oh yeah, I'm gonna get all up and you tonight, and I feels so good. I just gotta wonder to bush you When you read up this role, you reaccept this roles into your words. Who you read some of your roles into your world? Now leaving nice dot com