"Corrine is A Killah!" With Fortune Feimster and Paget Brewster

old day. First of all, so excited to have with me my co host of the festivities. She's got lotion out, so it must be time to jerkat put your heads together for aaron, what kind of intro? I just sat down and they were having to be a bottle of that that that reminds me of my brother. I didn't know why my brother suddenly started having a lot of lotion at his bedside table at the age of sixteen, but I found out later elbows so much dry elbows? Or in Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, year ago, we were

torturing Eddie peppatone long distance. We were and we were at your condo, and uh did you ever think we this is to me. It's become the most important thing in my life. I knew, I knew it was something. I just said yes because I wanted to hang out with you for another hour during the week. But the podcast has grown spiritually, emotionally in physics. Um okay, well, I'm so proud that you're here and thank you, thank you for the opportunity to be here. We have our

Secretary of State. She looked so beautiful in her head dress. She's got pretty bangs in her eyelashes are killing it, Paget secretary. Clap from Paget Pagett. I think now you probably came in. I think he came in around episode five or six last. Yes, it was not I was not here for the original you know what, because Eddie Peppertone was. I mean the fact that he did. He did an entire season and wanted to kill himself for every eight he actually watched the entire He watched the

entire Bend season. Can you imagine a more boring? So boring? And do either of you ladies have anything you want to plug before we get going? I'm on criminal minds. Yea fair but fair, Yes, I will be in San Antonio at the L O L Comedy Club this Thursday through Sunday. Hello, well, miss Paget. Criminal minds, shooting, Criminal minds, Shooting Criminal Minds. I love that. I love that. I love having a job. I love it. You know what, I need a job and moving. I saw you on SASS.

You're awesome. Thank you so much. I found out over the holidays that my friend's dad's what shameless because they told my mom that they saw my titty. You know, I feel like that's like the entry fee for shameless. It's like and I almost got off the equivalent. It's almost like just an ass and aside to it felt like the equivalent of like a high five to get onto showtime. That wasn't listen if you got it, flawn it girl. Half of that body is fit and I'm kidding.

I have real heavy boobs, and I just kept trying to reach up for things to try. You want to? You want to? Yeah, I'm like looking for things like what's on this ciling? Not not my my boots on the I can't reach as high as possible, and nothing happened. I did not even even in high school, I could hold like a shower like a shampoo bottle in them. I've never had perky boots. Sorry, I guess what America. We have a very for ladies Night today it is

ladies night for birthday. We have with us my friend who I know from Chelsea Lately but she's also on the Mindy Project. Put your hands together for the very Sexy Fortune Thieves Sexy. Oh my god, you're a sexy. You're definitely sexy with that is wearing a pink o energy What are these like? Bachelorrette Arden got them for us, You're party a party, I got them for us, favorite party, Favorite and antenna. Are you? Are you enjoying this overall

the season the Bachelor? I am. I mean we're only two episodes in, but it's pretty gad, it's pretty great. Nick's just making I mean last night he just went for it, just making out with everybody. Now you have a you have a lady who now who's not as into it? Well, yeah, I mean that's putting it lightly. She's a teach into it. Does that curb your like? Do you have to and watch it when she's not there? No? I'm like, I'm coming home and we're watching the Bachelor

and she's just she's a lovely, lovely girlfriend. So she puts up with it. And do you have anything that you want to plug? My queen. Let's see, I'm in Idaho this weekend. Yeah girl, la riot next Friday night? Hey girl a uh do you see at the end of the month go to Fortune Themes dot com. Yeah? Yeah. A final intro. She really the person to whom the hell of the cia over here at Will you accept this rose podcast? The person that that okayd this podcast?

It would never exist. She baked a cake for our birthday. She put a rose on it. She made me a Will's Adams ornament for my holiday party. Let's be saying happy birthday to us, Katie, thank you so much for everything. Let's do a night can we seeing happy birthday too? Will you accept this rose? You don't have to pay royalties anyone, do you know? No, we don't. Paul McCartney owned that for a while. We should just send we can descend Paul McCartney a titty shot of my my

seventeen year old holding a shampoo bottom. Do you think your lady will come around with the batch? I think so. Wellday to happyday to you, except this rose happy birthday. Oh yeah, Nash, Oh my god, Oh my god. Cake, Oh my god, I might have ben more of a visual, but we'll take it. Oh my god, I have a picture on it next to a bottle of sudden. We just started saying, it has a bottle of lotion next

the cake, and creepy. Anyone listening would have no idea that a cake just came right in front of the probably said that we slipped a cake with a candle on it, and a cake that Katie baked. You baked that I was like from scratch right, Oh my god, not even like a like a Betty stiffers. What do they call it? Crocker crack? That you didn't do it from scratch with flour and eggs, and I got that little, perfect size cake. I don't know what that is. That's I feel like you are a baker? Are you a baker?

When you hear Betty stuff? I've tried, It's not for me. I'd like to make possible, I do. I'm too lazy to wait to oatmeal. You can see you're good, you can. I mean instant and literally was like instant from grain. That's it. Did you get to answer that question. We interrupted, Chris singing if you think she'll come around, well, in her defense, she falls asleep during everything, any and everything. It could be like the world's Greatest movie. You know

that's the best. You're not going to get judged. So she lasts about thirty minutes where she's like, oh my god, are you this is ridicuous? And then yeah, okay, all right, we're going to get to the show. And I just want to say, coming up at the end, it's our first week of tweet of the week. We're going to vote for tweet to the week. Coming up, we have a few and I want to also give a special shout out to one of our fans, Casey run In.

He's on Twitter as at Foxy kind of Stand. He sent us the most magical fan art, which is going to be posted on our Facebook page. He is, and he's going to be updating it. He's made a painting. He's making a painting for us of all of our picks with the drunk shark in the middle of her high That's amazing. Yes, thank you, Casey Runing. Okay, you guys, Nick Week number two. First of all, I just want to start out with Franco the wedding photographer. Oh my god,

he was the best part of this. There's no way he's a photographer. Those phones were terrible thing. There's no way, no way makes eyes would be closed and like half of the pure they feel like they're like, who can we pay the least? Like who's not in a union here? Let's go wake up the homeless guy from out back Bahama one A producers like, boyfriend, I think you're right, I think you're right. I felt like it was like Matthew mcconnie, he's like younger brother. That was like, I'm

going to break into show business. He's like, oh my dick, I'm so sorry fell out again. I was sure they didn't. Sure didn't even try to make him look like a real wedding for tographer, like the world famous Franco, Like what if that guy with his dick falling out of his his like floral one d came to like any bride anyone's wedding? Have we researched his prior work? It was such a character. I mean, it was hysterical and I do feel like the overall theme of this week

because he so. The first question was when you do get to time, you take advantage of it. Understand That's what he said. It's like it just feels like your kitties out like Nick just picked. He picked a Nick like corint like this was the week of validating. It made Nick like a look like a dirt bag he did.

I was like, because I feel like he redeemed himself during The Bachelor in Paradise and this seemed like, you know that guy that just wants to stick his waner in something in all of them and all of them, all of those things, because they're like, they're like, Nick doesn't want that. I'm like, you've just met I know to me saying that he doesn't want a blonde twenty

four year old who's putting her kids in his face. Well, the girls, the girl who kept saying that to who I think may actually be the most blocked up is the girl that's the therapist, Like who like that? It's like the specialty in connection, Like how fucked up are you if you actually are a therapist and you go on The Bachelor like about connection and then she keeps reading more into him than is there, like he's not

that guy there. Exchange was one of the funniest when she was like, well, you know, I got my I got my Bachelor, and then I got I went right to my masters, did not pasco, did not collect. And then and then you know, she basically just said the title of her master's and then it cut to She's like, we had a really stimulating intellectual casting your degrees. He likes my brain. It's like yeah. He was like, I hope he comes back around to me because he thinks

my brand is hot. It's like and then he the k So we started with Karn starts out by saying, I've never been a bride'smaid. I guess I'm just a natural born bride. Or maybe you don't have any friends. I would ask you. She has no friends. So they all all everybody gets in always a bridesmaid. So they take three Chrysler convertibles up through like Hidden Hill, three baby Chrysler just by chance, no reason, just getting these cars randomly. It was like, is that a real car?

I've ever seen that car? I promise we're not getting paid for this. And they all walk out there like they know they're getting wedding shots and they all walk was was like short like Daisy Duke short shorts mandatory, Like they all walked out and the mile high ESPA drills, the mile high aspirtals and the short shorts. They all and they run into the into the mansion. They don't knock, they don't like ring the bell. They just run in in short shorts, like a sea of It was every

every episode, every year. When it's the women, they run they know no one is just like they can't contain. It's like that moment where you're like so excited for the show, but then as a woman, you're like, oh, I'm breaking inside, just like you're like, this is so embarrassed, and this is so embarrassing. It makes me so excited to listen to your talk and watch your ear things go back and forth with his kiss me um, so

what I like? Also Franco side, he kind of looked to me like like a young billy Bob Thornton when he wont at the Golden Globes and he was wearing a shirt that looks like it was made out of the City of Los Angeles flag, which is the ugliest flag you will ever Are you talking about the photographer, Franco, what is the City of Los Angeles flag really because he was wearing he I thought it was Freddie Mercury for a minute there, Oh yeah, and then just like

what did they get an imperson a nator? And what what did he have an accent? I just couldn't figure out what was I like that he definitely had an accent. But her friend from nowhere impritugued those are photographs. I'm sorry those were that's not a photographer. There's no way he said everything he would as the city of Los Angeles. I've never seen that flag. It's not good, it's not um. So then they had that girl the Adam and Eve bride, no top and she's the one with the shortest hair,

so they had to put extensions in it. And I like that, Like that was the one people were vying for. Like everyone was like, oh ship, why didn't I get to be it's the camel moment? Why didn't I Why didn't I think of the camel? Why didn't I want to wear a leaf? Like nactional television. Wren was so excited until she realized someone had less. She had less because she thought she was the sluttiest, hottest, and then she realized, oh watching her have a breakdown, Oh, my god.

When leaf Lady came out, Oh my god, just a pet lent because the little because the girl are really cute. Tush, she really so that's what I picked number two or number one, and then I think it's Brittany, Brittany little tush and I already mispicked the doula, so I thought, well, maybe Brittany leaf Lady will get some air to I didn't know the story. I didn't know that we originally just picked from photographs. Then we amended last week. We

have new pigs. Now we have new picks. Um, but I'm not watching Karin get more and more drunk, getting so jealous as they waited to put her out there was amazing. My favorite moment was when she was like, you guys, if you came on The Bachelor, you have to ye that you're just gonna get interrupted. That's what being on the Best lars back because we're all here for Nick. And then her third interruption that she gets mean after she interrupted three times she didn't gets interrupted.

Oh my god, she interrupted me and then and then talk the hugest game and You're like, oh, here it is. She's gonna like go go to town on this tailor, and she says down, She's like, and then she said, are you okay, because like if you're not okay, that's okay, that's if you feel all right. So you're talking person, you have nothing. She seems so much younger than the other women like that. She feels so like the other ones.

The latest moment though, when you crazy in your third person, that's when I go, what is She's okay, we'll get there, we'll get there, okay. So then we have the dolphin trainer. She was in the shotgun way. I think the dolphin gul We love the dolphin girl. I think she may enjoy a glass of wine with dinner. And she started talking in different accents because when she's like, I'm from Seaquawker's, New Jersey. But then she's like, yeah, you know, she

was actually talking like she was Southern as the Shotgun bride. Yes, okay, yeah, because her assumption is if you get pregnant before wedlock, here from the South. So she's actually just Anti's house. But she wasn't. But then she kept talking like that too, like all day she she stayed somewhat Southern. I think she's a little unhinged. Yeah, you're right. It felt like

almost like an impression. Yeah, southern uh. And then and then her true I think so Caucus, and then a little like um older Jewish woman from the Upper East Side dipped in and you're like, I don't know where we're going. I did enjoy her giving her tits a birthday. That was actually the only thing that's more insane than I'm throwing a podcast party for your your your one year birthday for your boobs are boobs, her boobs and

our podcast on the same year old. Yeah, I just wanted her to be like a little bit more presentable. I don't know why, why why I hold the higher standard ladies, which all the ladies or for people from Sicacus you hold to a higher standard. I guess this is my only note was like this episode I felt like last last week I was like, oh, it's gonna be like the greatest, and this this one, I felt like I wanted the women to be like a little

smarter and funnier and more to cheer for. We took a step back with the overall I'm not rooting for anyone yet. We didn't like, we didn't hear anything from Rachel, We didn't hear anything from Vanessa, like the ones that actually seems smart. Vanessa is the French Canadian one that's Rachel. Rachel is the one who won the first impression. She seems like it's going to get to her. This whole thing,

she's gonna have melted the French. Yeah, I think you're I don't think she has coming Yeah, because I think she's like, wait a minute, So if you're picking Karen, why am I here? Yeah, which is justified. She's supposed to fied to think that. That's what I would think. I would think, Well, this is I we are not There's no way you can splay attraction as far away a well Karn is. This is a nasty, spoiled, slutty little She's had so much work in her face and

she's I mean, what an insecure, rotten hag. Again, I don't know her, but her behavior is abominable. And he went for it. He knows, but he knows, he doesn't even have to put any work to she's going to bang her. So that's but that's just played poorly by him.

Then don't give her that date Rose. If he knows she's a sure thing, he's not playing the game well, But I also feel like the producers aren't doing him any favors if out of the gate, they if they knew that a lot of America didn't like him and maybe didn't watch Bachelor in Paradise, which in theory like retain so much like I don't have him pick Karin giving out the first world, like I don't have any say over that though I don't know if the producers swooping,

here's what you have to do, but I do not want to want not the date save you, maybe the bigger, the bigger one. At the end, it establishes the theme of you look like a reason, wrong reason? Are you a horror? Or you like a husband? He's a whore mother? Um? So then I like that Corinne's face when the Adam and Eve girl who had the better body came out. She was pouting like the Olympic gymnast at the stand

who didn't get the gold. Remember that, like the face she her face, her pouting checking out the Adam and Eve girl was amazing. And then she says I will punch her in the face. I don't remember what that was about. She said, I will punch in the face. She stead yeah, she says, like if she thinks she's going to use my game, and I literally punch her

in the face. Yeah she did, but I can't remember what the beginning of that sentence was, but it was basically my Danny's she's okay to punch her in the face at the beginning of a phrase her dad, and that's later that one is coming amazing, I think, I think creep up whatever. So then we have Nick getting

pictures of everybody. There's everybody basically having to like snuggle their ass against his dick and like various tuxedo poses, and the dolphin girl like with his hand up her couch like getting m and then and then he's like kissing Danielle. And then the pouty bride's maid who kissed him and says it tastes like Danielle kissed it was grody. Who is he? I thought, at least she called attention to the fact that he's spread and spit around. Yes, and she was like, oh, tastes like I thought that

was kind of funny, Danielle. It besides me, it was the girl that had to play the jealous bride'smaid and then she had to kiss him. Well, Danielle was looking at Danielle was the one who was the great rack from last week, who came in with the plunging the Keith, the nail salon owner. Um, yes, yes, wait sometimes we still need a cheat sheet, those of you at home following the Jasmine, the backup dancer. She got a little ornery too, right, Oh did she this week? Since she

was last week? She was crying and yelling at herself. Now this one, Danielle, this is the one. She's like, I'm not going to be a bridesmaid, Like I'm going to get my time with him, remember, because I was like, oh, I didn't come here to be a bridesmaid. Yeah, none of the bridesmaids pictures were gonna win. Now of course it was going to be a bride yeahah, so they were boned out of the gate. The only way anyone

could be Karin was maybe secaucus. If she took her whole vagina and put it over she was delivering birth, I would be the only And then the photographer be like, you got some my dick. I actually thought the therapist was going to get the rose, like I thought one of the girls that actually had like long you mean after after the whole, after the shoot day, when they were all at like a cocktail party that night, and

then get a date Rose. I guess you're guess. I guess if the producers are picking, they're gonna pick Karin at the first one. I was. But they had a good they had their had some women had some good chemistry during the photo shoot. I thought Taylor the therapist was one of them. Yes, and my and leaf Lady, my little lady, she she was cute. But a photographer pick yeah, the producer. So this is where Corinne starts

talking about herself in the third person. She saw she got very jealous of Adam and Eve and she said, quote she's starting to get a little hammered, and she goes, I'm gonna make him feel the more corine side of Corinth. It was. It was we all stopped, put it on pause and toasted, and then at my house last night, I was like, this is amazing. And then she did the Janet Jackson thing and she said, no one has ever held my boobs like that? What is that? My

dad like that? From behind? What does she mean? She was, so, my dad, my dad, I need you to get on that ASA no one sound that since my nanny perfect last week my boobs. But it's just like when I want to put my bra on and it's like Nick really held them. He has a fucking nanny. He gave like like he gave her the road. This is why I think it was just not strategic, like he'd already had time alone with her. He knew she was interrupting. You know what, Yeah, you still her. Yeah, this was

a bad move on his part. I just don't understand why not once did one of those women say to Karin when Karin, I am if one of the women went, no, Karin, go back to the couch, yeah, you cannot interrupt. I was wanting that too. I want to because I would have been a woman with balls that I would have been super anto And I thought the therapist might do

and she didn't do. And every time he was like, um, okay, okay, but he waits and waits a second to right talking to is going to say anything, And when no one says anything, he says, okay, sure, I can't interrupting. The third time she interrupted that, he I was like, come on, dude, come on, you need to be like, hey, let me just finished this conversation. Yeah, because literally, I think that's it. And I also I think he needs a woman like he looks for a woman to be like, this is

how it's gonna be. Oh, I think he would like all. Yeah, they all do. Is that like a male thing? Balluster? I mean, I think all the bachelors do like him. I just feel like he definitely needs a leady to one po. I think he was kind of a misogynist. He didn't like I didn't watch that season. I didn't watch that season. I didn't Okay, he started out great and then he was just he was terrible. Um, okay, sorry,

we all right? Are we okay? So then um, she says, then I don't know who said it, but somebody said Karin is a killer? Oh yeah, did she said? I think she said that about herself. And then she starts getting drunk and she starts saying this. She said this, I'm falling and falling, falling, falling. I'm just gonna keep grabbing him first first, first, first, first, and I feel like he's keep growing strong star start. She said that camera which is on a Grand Grande song that should

be on the radio. First f s Star because I think the person who said Karina is a killer was nose balls. I think she stood up and said Karen is a killer, a killer. She said it, No, nose ball was nose balls. You're right. On the group day, you're right. I think she did nos balls. He liked that she'd hooked up with a girl. Yeah, it's into that. She actually seems very smart, though smarter to me than some of the other chicks. She's not going to standard chick.

She's she's gonna hand have her hand up someone skirt. Yeah, because when he was like, wait a minute, she said, I'm not going to go for the one you like. If you would, you never follow up that line if you were a straight lady. She's not. She would say something like she's but you know I've dated other men before, like whatever. But she was just like, I dated a woman and I'm not gonna I'm sacking her before you

shag like like high five. You know that he's someone you know that's her, that he's going to hook up with her like and talk like just to just to like talk about who they would bring in. He was blushing. He was like like bankfest, Okay, so then he starts sweating. He was sweating like like diarrhea. Hang on, there it is, wait for it. What time was that something horrific? You know what I mean? That said that great when you're

sweating out vodka. Wait when at one point on that group Jay that day he was great and he was sweating like in a way that you can only sweat if you had a bottle of vodka the night before. What did you say, diary, hang over, hang over seats. We've all had that diarrhea. Hang on. You can't see Arden at home, but Arden is always the most put together, like just classiest, beautiful, beautiful, sweetest in this cute little sweater.

And she opens bring him to mom and driver with a truck driver about its earlier her time, and she's like, I had a shampoo bottle, Diary, hangover sweats, true story, I could carry one under reach. Okay, okay. So then somebody said, hoops, boobs are better. I think Prince said that to him. Someone else said it to him about Corin's boobs. She said, whose boobs are better? Mine? Or Corince? It had to be out of an eve. No, it was some girl going to talk to him. Who was it?

Though it was on her back it sounds like a Haley or one of those crazier ones. Probably I feel like I don't know Haley at all, so then we have either. I'm so sorry, I don't know who she is. I thought she looks like she's gonna be like, which is Haley. She looks like she's gonna be aggressively. She's beautiful, but she's got a wide, square jaw, like I like she could eat your face off. She I think she's gorgeous.

She's got really good hair, like it looks like it just dries that way right there, right there at Rob's number two, right there in the she was she was the one who was her best self last week after she said who who? What is a girl not wearing under her? Sound like I don't know either, and then she said, is my best self? Okay, I think there's gold in those hills just hasn't come out yet. She did. Now I don't know if you guys have watched yet, but she did get advice from the Canadian from Daniel

in the Woods. She did on the Sunday Night special. By the way, I'm playing Vancouver next weekend, and Daniel, if you're listening, I'll be at yuck yuck Saturday night. I will get you comps if you and your friend want to come to one. I don't want to say friends because you know what, if you bring a crew, you know he's gonna be drunk and talk the whole thing. So if you want to come behave, you can bring a crew, or you can come and talking friends in

the back. Yucky Vancouver, but you can't figure me by the wall. The sea wall is Stanley Park, Okay. Raven Raven, who I like, actually left a lot to be there. She's the boutique owner from Oklahoma. She said, I kept staring at you because you have a little glitter on

your nose. I liked her. I like her, and I thought she had the quote of the night with the no, not the glitter on the nose at the like towards the end when you're an asshole sometimes No, she said it was too camera and she said, uh, you know, like when they started the whole thing. Is he what was he there for? He wants to shag everyone? She said something like, um, oh, you know if he if he just wants to like hook up with everybody, maybe that's why he's been on the show four times. Yeah, yeah,

it was amazing. Yeah, and she said sounds but yeah, I was like, I like her with that one line. I thought, you just get yourself a ticket to paradise. She's to paradise. Well, you do have to wonder why it just keeps not working out. I don't wanna. Yeah, I mean maybe it was just bad luck every time. But you're like, what are people not telling us about Nick? I am more excited, however, about this season and about Nick as a as a person, a shady person, more

excited than I have in for years. He's a lot more fun to watch than Oh god, that made me farmer, Oh my god. At least he was a heavy drinker. Scripture on his ribs. At least I think that Nick there's got no script He just scripture, ribs, scripture, ribs, ribs, scripture, ribs. And that's a specific tattoo group. Now and they're all on The Bachelor. How is that okay? That is that okay? If I was looking about the lady, I think it's castolic. It's not a scripture ribs. I would be like flair gun,

flair gun running out. I wish that you can see my ribs. It is the entire old Testament in a spiral. I haven't I haven't seen or touch my ribs in decades. Yeah, like I like Karen then said to camera, my nipple might have been out while I was talking to Nick, But that's fine. We're not some nightclub that's at Hollywood in Highland upstairs above this morow oh near Johnny Rockets that changes like every six months. And then oh god,

yeah that's true. And then so then she anybody that says the phrase cheers bitches is somebody that I don't want to hang out chairs bitches shas chairs. That's when you're like, she doesn't have any friends, she can't day when she's alienating every not one person for Nick her face when Taylor came up and interrupted her. So this is what she said. She reinterrupted me. I interrupted her, and then she re interrupted me. And the way she did it is very directed towards Karine. If you take

a direct hit at Karine, I'm gonna say something. Yeah, I'm going to say is um okay. I didn't know interrupted like you want to make and I don't want to make, she said, she said, and a lot there's no situation about this situation We're okay, So you don't have a situation okay, because uncomfortable. So I don't want to be uncomfortable. Do you want to get Are you okay if you take the direct hit it, because I mean,

I'm fine. Are you fine? We're fine? Okay, I'm gonna But then immediately in the talking Head confessional, right after we as the audience of millions witness her not confronting Taylor, she's saying, so I busted her, Oh my god, remember she's just like, I got right up in her face and I busted her whip. No you didn't, you were like And then she ended that confessional with Dad would be proud even though I was naked, the best quote that I've ever had. Proud of me, even though I

was naked. He's proud. I think the jeans still't want but Dad proud naked is too. But then a creep creep o category. This is also the same girl that ended the evening going XO XO gossip Girl after she got the red we were laughing. I don't even, I don't even what does that mean. I never watched Gossip Girl that she died like, so it was very was a voiceover like the person who was the gossip Girl. Like, so she ran a blog and she would be doing a voice who it was. But at the end of

every episode she would go XO XO gossip Girl. But that was on like eight years ago. She was literally twelve when she watched it, and that's how she signs off. She was pretty drunk that he was. Really, that's in the business, her father's business stationary. That's so somebody get me. So I consider myself a strong business woman and run a million dollar business. Oh my god, I mean it's that. I don't I've never counted the zeros, but I think

it's a million dollar business. Curtains world is a glamous world with my family. I spent all my time with my family. I have a nanny. Oh my god, God, she's great TV. Unfortunately, you know she's going to be in paradise. I want her. I want her to last as long on this show as possible. Top four for sure. I think she's great. I don't know if she'll make it that funk, so I think she'll make it a top five. What did I say last week? Are we

gonna meet? Are we going to meet? Her family is she gonna go meet her her dad for a while. I don't think we're going to meet her family. God, wouldn't you love to meet her mother? Thought? Okay, Raquel, I've got some questions for the wet nurse slash man racal. Poor Raquel, she's probably back going. Oh thank god, I got three weeks off and slicing cucumbers. My hands are so raw. Oh my god, she's got a nanny. Okay, So then we get to me my favorite part, Liz

the doula. Liz the doula confessing to the virgin. How many times are you going to say we had sex Jenna Terr's wedding. We had sex. I met him and we had had a connection and we had sex At Jaden Terrors. Things got crazy. You guys know Jaden Tanner, she's my best ring. Oh my god, she had her nose ring all of a sudden, Liz at a nose ring?

Did she don't have that last week? I don't think it was that, No, I think it was that giant some sort of like onesie jumper with tech art the soccer ball in the middle with the side like side flaps. I've made some strange that Romer was tough. She made me so uncomfortable last night too. Well, he's right, because it's like they hooked up. He asked for her number.

I'm sure it was being polite. She said no, And then you're gonna wait to come on television nine months later to go on a TV shot to be like, yeah, I just wanted to see if there was something here. Why didn't you look at that? Her back pedaling of y to that conversations, Oh, Horst, can we talk about how horrible? Should we talk about that? Do you want to talk about the museum? What happened there? So that it was the fascinating? Oh my god. I had to

have that conversation later. So the group date, the group date, sorry everybody. The group date was like like, I just want to see these poor actors that like they're on TV and they may be like in there and they're they have to like fake breakup every day at the Museum of Broken Failed Relationships. By the way, who fund that is not cheap real estate? That's right, that's expensive and that's a lot of real estate. If anyone, I've never heard of it. Right next to you, see, I've

never heard of about it. I've never heard about it. I like a new building. That lady who ran it was amazing in her like fame, Like she had on like a she had on like a leotard. She almost had like the vibe of like um a lane stretch like like you know, like or like if she was like a belly like a Debbie Allen and faved Us kind of a leotard and a belt and at a smart carecut, you know, like her aunts super famous and then somebody has and yeah, and now she's doing what

was the Museum of Breakup broken? She must have gotten a divorce and gotten a lot of money. She said she was the direct She's the direction whoever opened it up she was, and she wants to like get revenge on her heart. It's probably there's probably like so many

diary entries from that the person that opened it. You're going through artifacts like it's actually a museum of natural so if it actually exists, because I know they don't have the budget to put up that huge industrial sign in the front, but it looked like, yeah, it's a real thing there. It didn't take over for the Museum of Death. It's right near the Hollywood I was serious madam, Oh my god, it's right near the wax Museum. This is really expensive real estate. And that was like a

big that was like not a small space. There's no way that wedding ring is actually in there. That's like a fake. If it's a fake, it's it's a paste version. Working out everything like it was like a museum of natural history artifact, like this piece of real history. And he's like, and now in this case we have the rose, the dead rose that I got from, and we're like, is this happening? I literally was like is this is? I was like, did he leave? Did he leave his cowl?

Next sweater and clatter ring? Like shoot, is the girl from the cranberries in their sitting? But it was so b squad though. I kept saying, like the first date, the first group date was like yes, yes, yes, and the second group he was so b squad. It was it was. It was miserable. The whole thing was miserable. Oh my god. And then if you were interested in someone, you would never take him on a group date where you had to break up Josephine slapping him saying what's

with all the bottles? It was actually like very real. You think that dad, Oh my god, don't think about Yes, yes, dad and dad and X, dad and X. Definitely Well, which one is the one who actually did the breakup speech from the movie The Brick Up? Jennifer Pretty sure that's what her breakup was. The one who was like, there's dishes in the sink everywhere and your socks around. That's pretty much how Jennifer Anderson broke up with It's my guy. Was that the game? I think it was.

I'm always going to go back to I think it was. I think it was. It was pretty sure because she did really well that she get that. Jennifer Anderson gave Vince Vaughan in the movie The Breakup Before we get before we get to Liz, I want to say one thing. I'm backing it up and what she told the Virgin she said this, We laid it all out there. It was an awkward night intermittent. We drank a lot, We had sex, and then we would talk and that I have sex, but it sounded like it wasn't that good

like she made it. I was like, and she the ropart, yeah, like it was an award. Yeah. And also every time whiskey is that whiskey did maybe When he refers to it, he says, and is a criz and it got crazy? What is what what happened? Yeah? Might, but she spoke about it like and he was like the best night in my life. But but you know, something weird, like you get the feeling that it didn't work, and then so they tried something. Really, I don't know, something's weird

about it though. It was like one time a bad care. But it does seem like he is being certainly more of a gentleman than she is being by saying I thought we had a great time and I would have liked it. He really really do feel for him. That's did with her, and I did start seeing she's crazy. It was a wedding. You can go look up with someone at a wedding who cares and like you're like if they're both single. So he had sucks with somebody at a wedding like care. She just became like a

so unlikable. So yeah, and you had sent a text. You sent me a text saying boil your bunny. Yeah, she looked like she was going to boil the and I started to see it then when when when she was like I need to the group date, we need

to talk. Yeah, we do out. But as soon as she used the fun breakup thing to diary and that was like, okay, you're you're crazy and she blamed it on him, like you didn't fight for me, And then she said many guys have been on the other side and they didn't fight for me, Like how many guys have you? Wasn't you're all but fighting for a one night stand? Yeah? Wait a minute. Also was she saying many guys have been on the other side of that, like she said to know my number or there's been

that many guys, there's been that many guys that. Then we're like, hey, let's not make it a one night stand, let's make it something real. And she's that no one's I think she's sucked a lot of guys and no one's fought for her because she sucks night sucks a million guys. Ye, well yeah, she's I mean, listen, I'm not against as many guys as you want, but don't don't find to be treated like you know, the Queen

and the high guest. You can't you can do someone that you dated a couple of months, six months, Hey, you didn't fight for me. You can't tell the person you got drunk with a TV wedding and don't know you didn't fight, but you don't fight for me. I don't know your last night. It's also like I have for your number and you said no, all right, good day. Yeah. But every every time she she just was like she had that creepy look of like, oh my god, like she had a card right that was gonna She's like,

I got this, I got this. And then it was like one of these things you're just like a child, but you're just like I can't wait. And then she's like, A fucked him. I fucked him and then it backfired so bad. She was so pleased to sit around like like I sucked him, you know, when she was on the couch like oh so and so she was one that kissed him and she's like I didn't kiss him. And then ester day, what are you laughing at? Nothing? Nothing? My entire arm was in his asshole. I'll take another roads.

I don't want to. I don't want to say thanks God, grazy you checked him on the cheek. That she was so pleased to have that. That was like her piece of candy, just sucking on her. Werther's in the corner like iaged him at the Sheridan. I had his stick wrapped around my Tom sold six months ago, Katie, what do you have to say about Liz? I really like how they made her go out like a weird service elevator right out to Hollywood and Highland. Just go out.

She's still looking, She's still walking out there. She's next to the still guy who does the robot. Did you notice she walked out? He's watching from the balcony on the third floor of Hollywood Highland, watching her going. She's walking, she's holding her empty glass. Yeah, I saw lacking towards the subway. She's like, She's like, this is not how a pretty woman ended her to be seen again. She she did have that look on her face when he said I think it's time. Oh my god, I don't

want to jump ahead. I mean, we'll discuss it, okay. But when he said I think it's time for me to say goodbye, she still was like eyes and she didn't understand. I don't think she understand. I don't think so either. Until she got in the service and she's like, uh, does the subway run on? Joking? How my empty glass. I'm I'm just gonna take this lass. I guess. I hope you won't put some money in this class and I can get home. I also love quote. The less the more I get to talk to Liz, the less

I want to keep her around. It's like she just kept like putting her foot in her mouth. She sounded so disingenuous every time he talked to her, because the first time when he was like, hey, what do you I didn't know you, right, you know, the first night that he met her. Later and he was like, I do know you. I mean I knew when you got out of limit, but you didn't say anything. And she said, well, it's not like I didn't come on the Bachelor for you.

She specifically said, I didn't come on the Bachelor for you. But then she was like, but I want to know what it would be. So she was just gonna be on the Bachelor no matter who it was. And I think he knew it. I think it was because he said, wait a minute, are you saying that you came here? Yeah, she said something like I'm not I didn't come here for you. But then yes, they did, you know, they went and haunted her dad they wonder if the producers really messed him up? I think, because how does he

get out of this? Next? They they did it was brilliant. What if they gave her money to shag them? Oh no, but the idea of like you're getting like broken up with or turned away, and that you know they have to stop cameras and like, all right, you're going home. We're gonna need you to get on the services with your drink, all right. She I also like, how are they not interrupted? Like the other girls on the first group date. They couldn't get one second out without Can

I kill him? Like they were together fighting for like four hours. I think they hit them somewhere in that close. They might have because they knew that was going to be a scene they wanted. They hated both cameras rolling and a wide they someone's like listening squad sit on the couch. Yeah, and I just clicked thoughts. But they knew she was gone a long time. They knew they were gone a time. I didn't enjoy the B squad during the breakup. I enjoyed the rush and dental hygenis going?

Did you flows oral? It's very important to me, always always good, So then we had our one on one date with Danielle. Why did they have no chemistry? She's a very sweet girl. She's sweet, she's pretty sweet. She's a nice girl. She's a he's just not dirty enough for him. I don't want to. I wouldn't want to make out with Danielle. I wouldn't make out with daniel You know she but she's graving. Maybe it's still great, I know, I mean, but I think she's a nice

girl who shouldn't be on The Bachelor. She should be with was it Luke? Oh my god, that's good. Those two would be fabulous. She should That's really cute. That sweet. Let m guys, let's let them know. Luke and you guys, she's like perfect on paper and the contestant, yeah, is genuinely attractive. Hasn't gotten big old bubble implants. She's like a tall, slim, pretty drink of water, who's a who's a neo natal nurse. Does not belong on the I mean, he knows that this is his gravy train. He's gonna

wherever he pick. It's gotta be okay with Like, hey, we're gonna play the Bachelor. The winners for the years We're gon, we're gonna do the photo shoots, You're gonna do all the tours, and you're like, he's got to have a girl that wants that stuff. That's not that she didn't even know his history, like you know, they went to his hometown and found the sweetest like to try probably nice him up a little, like they found a widow or like, you know, her fiance passed away

and nice. So he looks nice resent, like so you know where he's from. And but then he gives Karin the rose. Yeah, go on his Instagram, but he has to get it just started. Every other pictures him shirtless modeling. It's just like he's not like this episode, like I feel like if he was really savvy, this this put a drop of ink in the glass of milk, you

know what I mean. You're like, you want to like, you gotta play it a little better, really play don't trying to get my head around the ink a little bit. It started out kind of like what about chocolate sauce? Oh, but that's too good. I feel like I'm not rooting for anyone because he seems like like I don't want Rachel to end up with him because he sucks. I am now not rooting for anyone because I think Vanessa deserves better and Rachel which one is Rachel at NATO

neo NATO what, Danielle? Yeah, they all do. Yeah, they did well. People just have ink like so much. You know. Also, like maybe I don't know, they also have to create you know, unrest and drama us talking about like is he a pig? Is he not? Is so? I mean so maybe, like you know, you have to start off off wait, like last week you're like yeah, and this week I literally was like I hate that they didn't give out any roses last night too. I have to wait till next week. You got to cut somebody. But

they did, they really did. They They have to they have to meet her out like this drama because it is actually a very good cliffhanger because if you imagine, okay, imagine if you went out to dinner, like a three hour dinner with the person you're dating, and at the end of that dinner, all the way home they're like, oh, by the way, um, I I used to date so and so. Who was at this dinner with us? You would be like, what excuse me? I sat at dinner

with yours for four hours. Now, imagine all the women in the house. Yes, they've been in this house for a week with this chick and not known that he fucked her. He never said to everyone, if Daniel Balloud comes and he's like, I just want you to know I work with it will not affect my judging. He never or not woryes he did. Did Nick say, oh, I gotta I gotta tell everyone. So I think I don't know if the producers boned him, But imagine all the women that would be like, funk this guy. It's

the dishonesty. I don't want to be around like he's giggling about it. She giggling about it. That's where I wouldn't I wouldn't want And then like a week or two, In a week or two, he fox Karine. So then you're like dirty whatever what is he doing? Because they need this? Yeah, so I think that's going to be one of the three lines of like dirty dick or

like Night's husband. Well, everybody always stays in Caitlin bone Nick. Yeah, right, And then we have in the previous Karinn goes to goes to his room, she goes to execute but he might be saying he might actually not do it at this moment because he's already so much he cannot help himself in the past, before it was time to bone Caitlin. Bone Caitlin before the overnight. Yeah, and then she had to tell everybody that she boned in which she did,

to her credit, she did, she did. But imagine all those girls in the house that didn't know that Liz and Nick had slept together and not we met Jane Tanner's wedding and then and then and then also Karine got the first rose. Yeah, so it's like, is Rachel gonna want to stay? Is Vanessa cist? Here's all these tabloids,

I have some other tabloids Sursday's tabloid stories. Now that a bunch of the women wanted to of course, I mean it's tabloid stories in New York Times, but that they wanted to leave and producers couldn't actually talked them into staying because they were like, forget this guy, I don't want to have it. But of course all the producers be like, do you want to go to Fiji? Yeah? Right, series, you don't even have deserve that much time. Circle you

always wanted to. I mean that would attempting if you were a hot chick and be like, who cares about this guy? Please? Yeah? Or according to bet All, these women put their entire lives on hold. That is, an idiot lives on hold from being on Instagram and not having a Yeah, that was being a small business first day for a first day. I'm going back to Danielle. It was really boring. Landed it on the boat, that made don't want to be rich? That was cool. Sometimes

you need to just land your helicopter. They for the apocalypse, no sexual tension. That is, for the zombie apocalypar her own helicopter that lands on your book. You guys needed to kick start that for except this rose Um they had no tension. There was no sexual tension. And then

because why not? Yeah, and then they had they were like talking about like sort of that deep conversation about her ex and the drugs, and all of a sudden, like the next shot she looks up she goes, I love Ferrits Wheels, and I was like, oh my god. She was so sweet and how excited she was to go on the date with him. She couldn't talk. It was sweet, but it was like, oh, he's such a

dirty your dog. He is so going to give you syphilis like He's not if you picked a guy you didn't know was going to overdose from drugs, trust me, this guy has got is not not that he's a drug like but this is also a dirty dog in a different way that he's a guy that's doing this, but also a neo natal nurse is going to relocate to l a on the balcony of his tiny apartment in West Holly, there's a nice guy. I wish her well. She deserves a nice guy. I think Luke Luke. I

can see them on top of so sweet. I want that to happen. I still want Luke to be the Bachelor at some point come around. But he's you don't know, he's a country thing. He lives in Nashville, live in Nationale. Luke from Texas who he natural singer. He was. I just didn't talk about it because we had we had James Taylor, who was the country sing they didn't talk about Luke has been trying and has been a country singer. Maybe Luke should change his name to Chris Christophers, but

they decided to amp up his military background. But he's out there like road dogging it, trying to get him. No, no, just on guys, guys, it's got to happen in Nashville. I gotta get my fucking schedules. So I'm saying I'm t shirt saying I don't I don't have my February scheduling. But my point is I don't know that. I mean, I'm not saying that you can't be a like want to be country singer and not be sweet. But yeah, he's definitely in it for other reasons. You know who else?

It's a country singer Carly Oh god she is. She's the cruise singer. Yea cruise Yeah yeah, Well, you guys, this has been such a pleasure. It's time for our tweet of the week. You guy, you guys. Get is our first p week of this season. Number one comes to us from Stacy Papa at Church of Stacy. Um, can we officially declare Jaden Tanner's wedding to be all one word? I like it? I like it all right? Here's the second one. Second one is oh this is what?

This was our gold medalist last year's seth vat Who's at Basebone one wrote We're taking wedding photos with twelve women. Do we need any more evidence? Nick is Mormon? Oh yes, it's a good one. Okay, Okay, here's another one from seth vat at Basebone one. And here's Karin in the hell the Captor baggage compartment going all can I good helicopter? And then here's our final here's our final one in the running for tweeter of the Week Kelsey, which is

at oh wale Kelsey. Liz introducing herself, quote, Hey, I have a name, but you can just call me. Nick's dick was in me. Alright, so we have we get Anna, Anna already voted um for Nick's dick was in me. So we have declared Jane Tanner's be one word. We have wedding photos of twelve women. Need more evidence? Neck is Morimon? We have and he And here's current in helicopter baggage department going can I steal you? And Liz introducing yourself, Hey, I have a name, but you can

just call me. Nick's dick was in me. Ladies fortune, I'm gonna go with the first one, Okay, Jane Tanner's wedding. Can I steal you? I'm gonna Can I steal you, Can I steal you going with helicopter baggage compartment? Can I say, oh my god, the winner of the week once again? Seth vat thank you so much for tweeting us at Basebone one at art Marine We're uh and here's Karin in the helicopter baggage compartment going all. Can

I steal you? Email or tweet to us at hashtag w y a t R. Maybe you will be our tweeter of the week next week. Email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Do we wanted to a survey? Do you think Nick is a dirty dog for giving Karine? Do you think Nick should have given Karin the rose at the first the first one? What do you call that? That's gonna think? Yeah? I do think he should have given Karn the rose for the television show, but uh in in if he really wanted to meet a wife, No,

do you think it's gonna hurt it? I think it was poor strategy. I think he should have given it to the therapist. Karin already got time with him and won the photo challenge, and if rupted over and over and over again, why why validate the behavior? I don't think that Nick is legitimately wanted to get married, gonna be the most famous he's been so far. You're right, and so the fact that he gave her that roses

I feel like line with what he wants. Okay, so send us your email what you think and we will read some out loud. Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Do you think Nick is really looking to get married because of giving the crim that Rose? I think I'm with you. I think he just's he's probably getting boned right and left. He's gotten super in shape. Any woman would get at it. I think he just and he

knows how to seem like a good guy. This, you know, all of this fizzles out at some point, this doesn't last, then he's gonna want to start looking for something more serious. But for men, I think they're just like they're getting puss left and right. Yeah, especially any kind of fam involved you have, you have option, They're like, why would I like get the most fame I've had and then like completely steal that off? Katie, Katie, what do you think?

Do you think he's really looking for what? You love him? You love him? Do you still love him? You don't think he's looking for a wife. If he's looking for a wife. Okay, My question is what is there in the Bachelor franchise for Nick after this? Nothing? Do you I mean he would you watch him on that? I mean that's look for a girl that could be his girlfriend for a little bit and get them more attention

and magazine covers like don't you see that? It actually like, if you're willing to have your wedding on TV, that's the ultimate. Like he actually, if he really wants to win this, he should get he should marry somebody on TV, like if you really want to. It's like, that's the show he'll do, like a Ben and Laurens show where they leading up to their wedding and I'm just Ben popular. It was canceled. The worst show I've ever Once you're done, that's what it is. He's not. It's not like he's

cementing his future with a Bachelor franchise. Is do nothing nothing. People like, oh okay, yeah, and that was and they don't think about it ever. Yeah yeah, I you know, I think in a couple episodes it'll switch and he'll go, you know what I want to I want to find love? You think, so, oh you don't. He's gonna say want to believe that, I gotta. I wanted to say that, I just can't. He's gonna, He's gonna. He has this thing between what he really wants and wanting to look

like a nice guy. He's riding both of these. Yeah, m Paget Aaron Fortune, Katie. Let's have some cake. And I just want to say happy birthday to all of you. This has been the best year of my life. This is the most important thing to me. Thank you all for listening. Thank you all like us on iTunes and and Facebook all that stuff and and think birthday, bday okay by you guys. Oh yeah, like it all up and getting it feels so good. I'm just gonna wanted

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