"CIAO!" w/ Jim Jefferies and Kate Micucci

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tickets now. We want to sell out in person so we can prove to other theaters that we can tour that we can't just fill out like Union Hall. So it's gonna be so fun. Yeah, Dr Banana, You're gonna play Aaron, aren't you. I'm thinking about it. Yeah, so you go to Rose podcast off, got to do it under the shows tap, all right, So you know what, We're gonna go play with Jim Jefferies right now, We're gonna go play with Kate mcuchi. So fucking buckle up, Buttercup,

here we go. Welcome to Will You Accept the Throws? A production of I Heart Radio? What a dream team? What a dream team? Landing the Plane of Paradise. That should have landed in September around Labor Day. At Thanksgiving, it did feel weird to watch people bowning. Not nobody wants the boom boom room. Not one couple I was going to ask just didn't show. No. Dr Kira was like flinking around, No no takers, and then Shane tried to go with Tyler and then got cock block by Jill.

I actually googled boom Boom Room Bachelor two thousand twenty two, and nobody was curious. Nobody used it. Hello, and welcome to the finale episode of Will You Accept This Rose? Not even for a wink now and went there for a wink, I mean maybe a p a wink in your room because but but there's so many people. There's so many people. You're making out on the beach all days. You can go in the showers, Hello wasting water. I'm an environmentalist, you know, I'm the man to my writer,

Is it really? Really? He's very activist and environmentalism. He is never going to wink in a shower. He's only going to wank on dry land. This is a nice same Plight company. But I had a sector me days ago, so I congratulated. Thank you, very very very proud, very proud, and I was very excited about this in the birth of the children, to be honest, but I've had this and now I have to count my winks. Are you serious? Because I have to after thirty I have to empty

and make sure there's nothing they've did it. I've got in where some active sperm still stays and you have to clear that out. And so after thirty you've got to bring in a sample. So they say the first sector, me would what number? I don't want to know number. I take it back at do not want to not? We think I got a note section in my phone and I finished clean myself up counting steps. You're counting

your ways. I know a guy who got a sex to me and got his wife pregnant afterwards because he didn't follow through with that too quick and she still got pregnant. You gotta do you, you gotta get your steps in. Well, you know this man as the man who's counting his wings and his phone. He's an environmentalist, he said numerous comedy specials. He was the creator and star Legit. We are obsessed with I feel like when he comes on me and Dr Branana and Katie, just

sit and giggle the entire like, no matter what. Literally, he could say anything. Really, we love him. Jim Jeffrey, Jef Jeffrey. It's terrified. We don't want you to take us to a secondary location, but we like having you here with us. Is a woman who's never done this with us in person. I can't believe I'm here. What do you think of the bougie garage? I love it. I love the wallpaper. It feels so good. Touch the wall. It's that wallpaper. It's upholstery, it's upholstered. It soundproof it

sound proofing. This woman is half of the comedy duo Garfla notes. You know her from the Big Bang Theory. You know her from Scooby Do you know her from Scrubs? You know her from being such just a g D delight, ladies and gentlemen, our friend Kate much. I'm so happy to be here, thanks for having Oh my god, could not be more excited to discuss the last two nights with you, also with us people without home. This could

happen the wind beneath my wings. A woman in bougie Kashmir, Honey, she is my sister wife, my friend my aunt, my business partner, my my my niece, my as. She's also my dentist, my, she's also my surgeon, she's my lawyer. Doctor Anna Hannah Montana, Arianna Danna, Dr Banana Rosanna Rosanna Danna Mitten's Marine. Who's hello, Dr Brananna. Thank you, Dr Branana. It's so nice to see look very expensive today. You look very touch or touch her case? Actually doesn't she

look expensive? It feels expensive. She's very expensive. Animals that lamb, it's a yeah, like a it's like a llama. No, I don't know, but it's great question. He's an environmentalist, he's a he's a great question also with us. We love her, you know her, she Greenless Green, the pilot and straight to series for the show forty eight thousand years ago, Little Thing. We know the journey we would go on. Our friend Katy Levie, I have a question.

Cashmere is woolf from goats? Good question, Yes, very fancy goats. Now it's fancy now here we are. How did it feel watching Paradise near Thanksgiving in November? Did it feel right? He's got me something to be thankful for? You always thinking what am I going to bloody say I can't to my family be a lie. This year, I'll be able to go the Bachelor Paradise because I was never a paradise person before this. You like, I love this season. Okay,

is your first paradise. I've watched a lot of paradise, but I've always like the organic, the original Bachelor experience. But this one the factory that the producers did in every single Like it's like they all sat in an office and they went, everyone seems to be happy right now, all right, let him up everything, let him put him in a different Yeah. At the end of this episode, like that was the vows they gave to each other,

say you are my best friend. That this that that that I didn't even do that, go to my wedding, like and I have professional talk and I was always And then and then he rocks up with his rocks up with what he called his book. He goes, I rocked up with my book. It was a fucking Bobby calling it your little book with a little book. And so so he came out and then when we can get you married right now, and it's like, why are

you fucking with it? They just had a nice moment yeah, moment make and make a difficult decision that give them trouble. Already sweating, I mean Victoria, sexy Victoria before before Greg Grippo Gate, even sexy Victoria had undertit sweat. You know, it was hot. That's the same as when you get like perspiration on the side of a bit of tup away. That's right now. You you were mad at her now because she's now that she's shown because we were saying

she was sweet all season. We were saying pre game in the yard that she was sweet all season, and she that she revealed that she is still the same Victoria, and you're you're more attracted to her than ever season. She was manipulative and did the whole I can't do this. I'm not fashionable like these other girls, and like she's so that girl. Yeah, it's nothing wrong with me. I'm very attracted to her, but she's she's mental. She'll burn

your house down, Victoria. Yes, but it's worth it might be worth it in the short term, never in the long never, in the long never, you know, she yeah, she uh, you know what happened. She went back to Johnny's house, right, she left, like I'm in love I'm in love and then came back and win. So this

is how you live, is it? She was questioning with Johnny before with the other guy, like he's established Alex, Yeah, but she was more into Johnny, so she went all following my heart and then when when you know, the rabbi hit the road and she saw it and she went, and what do you do? Each garden or whatever it is? It is in Florida, but it's like a weird name. It's like Palm Beach Garden something something, Palm something garden.

And then I think he's like technically a real estate agent, but like maybe not because they put like fake yeah, I take just put people's ambitions up, like Taza and turns out he's an uber driver and he was a mortgage broadcast. Yeah, yeah, that's right. But did you feel that? Uh, Johnny and Victoria they kind of just kind of they kept saying, Okay, yeah, next step, Sure, we'll keep going, We'll keep going all the way to engagement. Like I never really got that. They were like totally Uh, they

just kind of kept surviving. Eve never sold them really enjoy each other's company, not like Brandon Serene, like they Brandon at serene though. I mean, they're so sweet, they're so cute. They always feel vaguely like somebody's drugged the air in the room where it's like ah, like it's so sleepy when you're not that hot, Like what do you do in air conditioning? What happened? Just gonna. I don't want to be anywhere with you, And if you're not there, then I'm not here trying. Here we go.

We're backing up, sweet, We're backing up to Monday Night. We're Wells Wells gave us a full recap. They really let Wells. I feel like I felt bad for Wells on the set last night, because he should be Jesse Palmer. He should be hosting. It should be well Well's got the best job in television. He gets the bartend and then he does the show about pizza dough. He's got the career. They didn't utilize him enough this season, but

then they let him to sort of comedy sketches. That's true, but like I like seeing him talk to the contestants. I like seeing him to me too. I need to know if he stood that whole time during that re that's not okay. So we're here, we are everybody's freaking out. Mara Nera decides leaving, but she's leaving, poor Mara. They screwed Mara, right like we used to joke about Maerica's Mara is like, you're all day. She's like, she's an Italian love her. Yea, she's just the coolest. Yeah, she's

a good sport ship. They throw her under the end of the bloody thing. She gets one of the twins a buddy date with right like, and the twins they're all going back to the twins exit where he's like, not a man, not a man because I live with my mom and I do TikTok. He starts listening reasons he's not a grown man because you know, I want to be a professional gamer. And then at the end they get like this anyway, screw her. We're going on home for Sunday sauce. Yeah. And also he said, just

because I'm family oriented. I think he said something father said, You'll be more. You're more of a man than she'll ever You're more of a man was the best. There's like Joey and Justin or whatever their names. Never even knew there what al was joe Yoe It's Justin and Joey. You know it's not Justin. There's Joey and something. But I love your Morgan Man. By the way, side note, I gotta tell you my highlight of the entire four hour and it takes me seventy eight hours to write

it out, was the ad for the Cougar show. That's like like back in the Groove where it was like the two Funny. I'm looking forward to the Elderly Bachelor. They won't get a new thing like that every year, but I need this show back in the grove. Should

I want that, we're gonna watch. I just want an old sort of bigoted fellow who doesn't And then you can't bloody you say anything anyone than they proceed to see you whatever they want, that's gonna happen with and they'll be cat going, and they'll be a old woman who enjoys the cat cling cause she grew up in that. Yeah, they're going to be good weight the better. I want them close to day. I want them in zero fox

zone the last five years. That's that's it. When they when there's when all of the like um like the shock absorbers of like polite society have worn off and they just say whatever called somebody. Like nursing homes are like big std sort of situation because as soon as a man loses his wife, he's like the hottest commodity nursing. My grandma died first, and every woman showed up with a pie, her friends, her friends line up casting all dishes. Yeah,

it's a real thing. It's like they're flaring their hind quarters. Just need to go to a nursing. Have you ever seen the documentary Some Kind of Heaven on Hulu? Yeah? I did in Florida, Florida. I saw that. I saw it. I saw that. I saw that. That was sad okay, But I wanted to say that they've been advertising that for years and now there's one, three of one in their forties and all these guys in their twenties, and they said four years they looked more of the Cougar show. Yes,

I'm big here for it. And the guys are on their twenties. I'm here for We're gonna, We're gonna do this on Patreon, did you we have to do to pause Winterhouse and do that? Immediately? There was a show on HBO that was parents Kids put their divorced parents in the house and they all to live together to try to date. But the kids were like pulling the strings of like, oh hey, like let's get these two to talks that they would like kind of liked. Yes,

it was, it was interesting. It was kind of interesting. It wasn't great. It doesn't feel trashy enough. Okay, okay, So Mara's leaving Paradise is coming out in the way she was classic there's no one here for me, Like Mara is going to meet someone at some type of Yeah, she's a good woman, she'll make you a meatball, like like I thought. Actually for the first I'm I didn't. I found her slightly sexy when she went on that dike and I was like, and she looked like she

kissed her, because that's my thing with bachelor contestants. Don't you kiss Remember the guy that dressed up as a cat that time, he couldn't kiss him? That's right, he was. He got kind of far with Katie. Yeah, but his kissing was like his kissing was disgusting, Like it was like it was crazy. She didn't want to hump him once he was out of the cat suit. It was only in the cat suit. You know, I couldn't help but think about what these people are doing for Thanksgiving

when I was watching the shows. I also really do love like just the holiday itself. And I just really hope that Morrow is having a great Thanksgiving, like a really you know, nice family around her, maybe a you know, a crush or a new bow. And I hope it's going great. For she's hot enough that people are going to be damning her, and she has she should dake meat ball, by the way, she should take me ball. She well, I feel like she's gonna look hot for

a long time. That's you couldn't say that about any other rights. You see a couple of Italian Americans. She's not Italian. She she's not Italian. Mariner is not Italian, she's Porto Rican. They have both been on the beach and they need to keep talking, and then people could have potentially worked. Okay, okay, here we go, get it. Here we are. So they're leaving um and so Genevieve is very annoyed because there's going to be a canceling

of the cocktail party. And Aaron is walking in front of her and she's now, you guys both love Genevieve talked to me, I'm gonna give Kate you go first. Why do you love Jenevis? She is just every time she's funny, like she'll just call something I mean not maybe with her own relationship, I think it was hard her for her, but with everyone else she'd call something out that was just always funny and very endearing. And I just kind of love how she kind of flails sometimes.

It's like very cute where she'll be like not sure what to do when you see like the wheels turning on, Well what am I doing? And I just think it's so cute. She's she's great. Yeah, that's so. Yeah, she's very real. And when she shocked myself and yes, yeah, I will say, it's interesting for me to watch and to always think, don't be a Genevieve, like you gotta play it a little bit cool. She cannot play it cool. I was so when she didn't say anything, I was like,

oh my god, she did it. That was the best movie is just to be like, I say, it work. But then she went back, she went back. Okay, let's talk about that. So so they get she gets the cock that she gets um Okay, So but we'll get before we get to that, we get to the roses, and um, I don't have to say so the Twins. I was here for the Twins. I was like the Twins. I think last I don't think the Twins thought they

would last four seconds on the beach. They got to come down and make out with some sexy ladies that were even though they are only six years age different. The Twins feel like they're like fourteen years old and and like fun, older than thirty. I think she's thirty and flows like two. I thought they were like thirty four is only thirty By the way she looked like

at the reunion, just like a regular lady. I felt like she was like, yeah, I can I we talk about her a little because I just I really liked her. You know I did too. She was made to be the villain. She was the villain. She villa did it to herself. She did. But then I can't help but wonder what influences were happening, because like, she definitely played that role so well. But she was so I loved seeing her be like just fun and sweet and I felt like she watched Yes, okay, so so the Twins.

I was here for it um. And so they give out the roses Logan and Kate, and she whispers, I still believe in you, like she's so banana pants um and then um so. Then so he gives you no, I'm sorry. He says, I still believe in you. And then she gets up there to get the rose and Kate. I am not a fan of Kate. She I felt like was so snotty, so rude, and she just like shames him for everything she whispered about behind it she did nothing but trash that. I never thought I'd be

defending Logan. But she's like Logan, you know we all love Logan, the guy with zero personality. Yes, She's like, we've had some good stuff and some bad, but you have been critical of me. You have projected on me, and I feel that from you. No, I know what I want and this is not it um And then he and then she goes. All I got in returned was a stern talking to. And then she gets in the v SUV and says, please God bring me a man with a big ass dick and a banker's bank

account and a bigger bank account. Not a banker, okay, okay, a big ass dick and a bigger bank account. What an assholes not saying that you can't look at someone who says a lot of inappropriate things. I if one of the male contestants left that thing and said, give me a woman with a tight pussy who owns a house, he would be canceled. Yes, yes, give me yes, yeah, and if and like even like just like like she

with the friends going he can't even get equinox. And it's like if I was young and ride this until the wheels came off, but now I'm too old to be with a guy who has a roommate, right if a guy one of the guys staying back in the game, she's a fucking waitress with two other girls. Like if I was younger for a bit, but then not now she was so awful, so much she knew she was being recorded, even a private I have to say. So here we are at the Regan came out of a

cool He's like, well they were recording, you know. He's like, you were wearing a mike. So Logan had on his turtleneck and he had his hair he shaved and his hair was terribly had his life. He got Anderson he's a filmmaker. He got when he got rid of his butthole mouth, facial hair, he had on his turtleneck. He was at Wes Anderson character. But then he he was like, he was like, you do mean me? You said that?

Like and there was and I'm sorry that I came out here with a dream in my car and one year later with nothing but a camera I made us. I'm like, what are you talking? Like are you aspiring? Wants? You mean like he does like like reels ongram on Instagram? Like what are we talking about here? Can you google what Logan films are or IMDb Logan? Okay, but what

if it's like Jurassic Park? Take it back? But the thing that she that Kate did that, I just was like, you know, she had been pretty mean to him along the way, but that she and also mean at the Rose ceremonies, but like she just had no sympathy. It was just cold, cold, cold and cold. I felt really bad for him. Why do you what have you done? Yes? As anything, she was like, that was not for you. There's nothing on his IMDb except for Bachelor. I'm actually

the Twins got rid of films. I've been on the for the betteran paradoss I haven't been on this podcast all the time. Can we talk about the two Australians they just whipped in so we watched all we knew them because we watched all of the We watched all the Australia on Patreon. And what's so crazy is so like the guy that's floor's body double, Like yeah, he actually is he double? But then he's also a geologist. He's sweetest can be and like like what's his name?

Addapt like like it's because they didn't know who he was, so he had no like social media currency, but he was this lovely guy. He was a scientist who's a geology. He was a nice guy and they didn't know that. Flow. Now Flow has been sort of like been through the system a few too many times. She was so she's the hottest hot when she started she was, it was like,

oh my god, it's Flow. And the guy who ended up breaking his after he literally broke his dick, like they take him to the emergency room when he was having sex with her, No was somebody else he was having sex with a girl that they were all fighting. It was a whole thing. Anyway, guys, You've got to watch Bachelor in Paradise Australia. Bachelor Paradise. When you go to Australia, do yourself a favor and watch all the Bachelor. They're all January. I'm hosting a game show. What are

you hosting? Club? We were bringing it out here in America as well, but it's popular in the UK in France, but I'm doing the Australian version. You were talking about that last teme trying to get my like I'm trying to walk around the house just talking to my wife and kids like a game show like where are you from? What do you do? It's excited. A hundred contestants for each show, so it's wow. I feel like watching The Bachelor in Paradise Australia would be a perfect way to

like unwind after I'm putting it out there. If I do well in the game shown Australia, I want the Bachelor jump. So sure, it's as Grundbergh has actually come a long way mental health. He struggled being by Poli. He decided to go off his meds and go on fitness and so you can sort of see in his photos of his honor office meds based on how fit he is. He fluctuate. We know a lot about it. I wanted to spar. Okay, Okay, so here we are. We're back. So um yeah, I felt like Kate just

Kate is just trash. Okay? Did I tell you? I have a theory that Kate, because she works for the Oppenheim Group, is really just auditioning to be on selling Sunset. I think you're right. I think it's going to catch the little guys, the two little twins. I I've never seen it. Okay, So yeah, Jesse Kramer comes out and he goes, guess what, everybody, Paradise is over, So you get one day to hang out. But then no one has used the boom boom room. So now you're like,

we're gonna make you fuck. You're going to know why, like site, like you know, behind the scenes, it's like nobody. I was wondering if somebody texted me because we talked about this last week. One of my friends theories is that they're so Christian that maybe they didn't maybe for future Instagram sponsors, they wanted to keep it clean. Who who was anybody? And they're they're like walking around like

literally showing their butts. Yeah, but you reckon. Maybe some of them sucked in the ocean, because that's when you don't have the way your microphone pack, right, that's the only time they can have private. I just think that'd be a little difficult. I think it would apparently is doing it out here, but that had sand Um. So then we have so Brandon and Serene and so he gives the rose and he goes, Hi, baby girl. From the first time I ever laid eyes on you, You're

the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. She's like, no, one never loved me the way you have. He's like, I will love you forever. I'm not scared at all. Meanwhile, Tyler and brittany Um, they're like, oh my god, I love you then, I love you now, and I'm gonna love you. It's like, okay, so they leave their in love. I have a question of clarification. I need so like, if they wanted to go to the Fantasy Sweets, that means they were gonna get engaged. Yes, they're gonna talking

about it kind of. I think they should have allowed them to go to the Fantasy Sweets. Anyways, I think you had to get engaged. So then so, so Tyler and Brittany are like, we're gonna leave. We're in love. Let's go meet the family in Chicago. Off we gone. We'll get to the later later the podcast. What happens? So then we have or should we get to it now? Yeah, let's just do it. Let's just get to it now. Okay, So Tyler and Brittany, last thing we hear the riding

off to Chicago day people. I thought they were such a cute me to all, like, I'm super excited, Shet, it's really good impression. Yes, that's a I thought they had a similar facial stroke. Okay, So Tyler and Britty head off and then so here we are. We're in there in the audience of the Jewel Tone Studio with Jesse Palmer. Is he is he winning you over? Is anybody won over by Jessica? Was not his greatest performance? Okay, I don't know. I'm sort of now getting used to.

I think that's what's happening to me. I'm getting used to he's wearing me down a little. I'm kind of like, Okay, Park, he's always more handsome than all the men on the show, that he is he is and he's insecure I think because of hesecure because of TikTok another. These guys I think want to be really like ripped and shredded, and he's insecure. He calls himself dad body. All he does is like eyeball the guys and say that he's built enough anymore anyway, which makes me like him a little bit.

I appreciate the insecurity. So then we have so then they come and they're like, well, we're gonna bring Tyler out first, no no spoiler alert. So he's like, okay, well this can't be good, you know. So then he's like, now our queen Laurie, who's the Bachelor historian, she's never trusted Tyler. She thinks she always thought he wanted to be on TV. Then he always wanted to be on TV, and then it was too fast that he didn't know Rachel at all, and he was like this is it

and Laurie never trusted him. So then when he was like so, he basically he's like, you said you wanted a break, and then she said yeah, but then you texted me like and at a half hour two hours snapchat, which was weird. And then the mom her mom m him and he's like, and you didn't even check up on me a month later, and I thought, that's what happens when you break up, you don't check up on people. Um,

And then she's like, that's not what happened. And then, uh, I don't know, what did you think, Jim Jeffrey the real world, they got out, but they got out, yeah, and they're not on holiday anymore. And then you have to see where everyone lives and whether I can live in this town that this person lives in, and like even looking at Justin's like like his apartment went last week when she went to go knock on his door, I thought, I don't want to live in that apartment. Yeah,

but he's in his twenties. It's not a bad apartment for someone in their twenties. Yeah. I would have killed to be an apartment like that. To take it back, Yeah, he's not good enough for you, but he's good enough for me as a woman who's on back getting my groove back, I'll go to his apartment question, question, what are you going back? And it's like you open the door, like Victoria turns out to be a hoarder. Just back as the feces. Now you have something to say about Justin. Justin,

he just wanted to be on TV. When that girl what's her name, beautiful girl seems super sweet and she breaks up with Rodney and there's all the big problems, breaks up with running and then she flies across the one because he came in. She was in a relationship. He came in, tried to fund things up a bit. Yeah, she was a bit confused. She took one day if she met the guy four days and decided, now I

want to take that travels across the country. Then he has the audacity to go, but you rejected me first, and it's just like fuck you, dude. He was seeing someone like you got to give some time and it's so he's messy when there's different people involved, you know what I mean, Like like you didn't you didn't say yes to be right away, and therefore I can never forgive you. He just want to be on TV. That was He's one way to get back on the telly again,

to do that one extra thing. But do you think that it wouldn't have behoove him then to say yes no, because he just wanted the roads. He didn't want the relationship. Okay, he just wanted the fame, he wantch What did you think of what he rejected her when she flew across the country. I was so upset at what happened with Rodney. I thought. I was like, well, I guess she kind of had that come and she's but but I say, like, even when she was saying I wanted you to fight

for me with Rodney, you didn't fight. You didn't tell him, and he I thought he handled that just so nice. Okay, we're gonna get to that. We're gonna take a quick break. And before we get to that, is there anything more we want to say about Tyler and Brittany? Um No, I can't wait. I want to talk about him in the parking lot. Yeah, that was his true Jersey boy moment. Let's screw that girl. You don't need to Johnny, Yes,

what is happening. I did like seeing him feisty in the parking Me and the wife was sitting up rod in the catch Oh they got a come back in We're going to ruin the interview and never I thought it was like wrestling. Yeah. I was excited by the parking lot when Tyler walked back and He's like yeah, and then I also loved but he's got feisty. And then Victoria's shut him down so fast. She shut him down, So it was like, that's the Victoria I know and

love from pipe. Peter Pilots said, that's the one who's going to be getting it on with the country western star that's at the amusement park, who's playing while she's on the date, who's breaking up marriages and like a military challenge, here for it. She is, she can Jersey out Jersey Shore, Jersey Shore guy. I know he wasn't ready. He wasn't ready. We're gonna take a great break and we're going to talk about Rodney, Justin and Eliza guys. That's right on mons and and we're back. Um okay,

what were you saying about Nick Vile? He was out in the meal with Victoria, was making out with the guy. He posted a video with great in Italy. No no, no, like they it was like he posted a video on TikTok or Instagram where it was he posted a spoiler yeah, and it showed him then some I don't know who, the other girls maybe his girlfriend, and then it showed Joe and Serriena Serena, and then it showed Greg and Victoria like kissing, so that they were with Joe and

Seria and they're all just like hanging out. I think what's his name's house. Yeah, they were all just like hanging out. So then like, so he outed his friend. So he outed his friend. Yeah, he posted it before the finale, like he posted it. I don't know, like a, yeah, he's got a girl, He's got this gossip girl. It is interesting because I'm sure he got approval from them to post it, but it was still like that there's like a lot of N D A DR Banana. Okay.

So then here we are. We've got the twins. So first we have um Jay and Chaney and she puts her head down and she starts crying, and so j is like, I'm psyched. I like this lady, I'm horny. Fore I can see a future wish um And he's like, I'm super this. I'm scared. I'm anxious. And she's like why why what are you afraid of? That's what he said. He's and she's like, look, the age gaps scares me. It scares me that you live with your parents. Um it scares me that I feel like I'm like the

fun cool aunt and you uh, you know, yeah. Yeah. She's like, I don't want somebody's like social media. I'm not looking for TikTok boyfriend. He's like, what I have never once mentioned that. She's like, I want a man, not someone who's a TikTok dancer. He's like, I don't do that. That doesn't mean I'm not a man. I don't think I'm not a man. She's like, look the age differences to thirty. I want somebody. I do not want a TikTok boyfriend. He does TikTok's and then he's like,

funk man. And now I'm I'm leaving here alone and justin and Flow We're gonna leave here together, and then flows like yeah, this is not working. He's like I agree, So then they leave. That was my favorite kind of break up of the whole, Like that was just perfect. They were so sweet about it and just like yep, calling what it calling it what it is. And then and then want any of the Australian people because they're moving back to Australia. It's hard enough to keep up

with the relationship in this country. You wouldn't have worked permits or anything body. The Australians were just there to have a holiday romance. The end, we're gonna tell you something that might make you want to watch a certain season. What parent what at? What season of Paradise did the Fireman and Alex show up at? That was I think two or three. I you probably want to start season two. I think season one was real good. Okay, start with

season one of Paradise. Although Mattie Jay's season of the Bachelor was really good. That was good, But just do Paradise. I started Paradise. You remember the Do you remember Grant the firefighter that got engaged to Lace and they went in Paradise and they went got in Mexico tattoos that said Grace because it was Grant on late They got Grace tattoos on their date on Tolerason. So he then broke up with Lace and then went right to Bachelor in Paradise, Australia, where he then got engaged to It's

gonna make you want to watch it. A woman who wouldn't kiss anyone, She wouldn't kiss anyone, and then eventually they ended up together Ali. They got engaged. They came here, they were gonna get married. He they broke up, and he said this on a podcast. I've said this so many times, but because it's because they were at a party in Hollywood and he walked into a stairwell where his friend was eating her out in the stairwell. And then she went back to Australia and became the bachelorette

and then spend her whole season. If anyone was like I heard she's a good time, she's like, how dare you spread rumors about me? And it's like, so you got to start with that season and then go into her season. But she wouldn't kiss anyone. She wouldn't kiss anyone. I mean, look, who knows this could all be because great could just be trash talking, so like it's a terrible He shouldn't have said this on a podcast. I know that's so indelicate and uh, in Australia it's called

going down undone. Well, I can't say that you can say that, but it's really fun. You should watch it as really you'll get to meet early flow. You'll get to see early flow, and you'll understand why America was ridiculous to not get on the flow train. Um. Okay, So then we have UM. So then we have Aaron and Johnny and they're freaking out and um Johnny is sighing, and Victoria it's like, I've never been treated so good. I love you. I can see a life with you.

But I'm scared. I'm scared. And Aaron is nervous and conflicted and um and then so then so then Aaron says to Genevieve, you go, there's so many ups and downs you want to leave at any conflict. Life is not easy. You know, this is as easy as this is gonna get. I need to have security. I'm out. And she was so pissed, and then this silence and he's like, look, it was beautiful. Goody to know you your great friend. You look beautiful. And then she comes out. She goes, he turned it on me. I hate how

he turned that on me. She's like, I'm going back. She goes, hey, hey, excuse me. They go to the big day bed and she's fighting with him in the thong and he's like, what you packed your bags twice? You know I thought that there would be a change. We don't mesh Oh. She goes, oh god, no, no, you say you have to mature. Thank you, thank you a lot um, you know, I let you down. And then and then he and then he says, this time you can pack your bags and I won't come up

to stop you. I promise you that. And then um, he's like, look, I'm glad I spent the summer with her, but now I'm not way to ruin that. And then they leave, and then they come out and in the reunion they were both like take accountability. Are they together again? No? I don't think so. Yeah, going I was gonna say, I just really, you know, because it did end so

poorly and sad for them. I feel like, even though they were ridiculous, and can we just talk about the touching in the in the y, I can't, you know. I think there are some couples that just really like the fight and like the bad you know. And I think they did in some way, like maybe the this was exciting or something, and I think he liked it more than she did. But she's feisty too, yes, but anyway she should be like I didn't say I'm in

a bad mood. I said I'm annoyed like that. Like he's like, I think I'm trying to calm you down. He's like, well, I didn't say I was in a bad mood. I said, I'm irritated. I was like, okay. Also her line, you know, which I feel like I don't. It feels like the lines that they say when they're driving away are fed to them. You know, when she said, oh my my, my head is itching. It's it's not pain. I can't remember what something, but I was like, oh,

I think they the producers. Did you guys feel that way? Uh? None of the exit interviews. I feel like they're fairly, fairly authentic, filled with there because I think their pride is hurt so they let them just like like I think if you if you think if your pride has been hurt and maybe you also have been dumped, Like if you just put a mic on somebody who's just been dumped and let them go and you maybe get

a couple of cocktails, you're gonna get something good. I did feel like Genevieve wanted to dump him for so long though, like she kind of felt like she hated him. You know what a phrase I heard? Yeah, I think between being very good looking to him looking a bit, do I think he is he's definitely he's King Bro. I think he's handsome, yeah, but I also really like he has really nice skin, and I think if you're tall. I think if you're tall and a guy, you can

get away with a lot. I would say if he had a full person reality transplant, I would be attracted to him, right Like, but he's the browness is just so like just like the log ah Long. Also like that whole energy is so tough, like just him like well just you know, like I wa check out that wave. You know. It's like he's like everything about him is so tough, just like you. It's like you don't know what that word means. I know. I feel like I would get sucked in maybe in parent I mean, I

don't know who I would date. Of the options on the beach Kate, who would you date if you had to? Everybody that was there, Probably Michael. He's tell me why because I feel like Michael has the Michael is like I don't crown Prince of this show because the producers treat him like he is like the most precious. I feel like he was, like I hope because we really loved Danielle and we hope that he treats her right. I didn't like how it went down with Sierra. Yes,

that's true. And she was very gracious last night. Let's talk about that. She looked so hot and her and she gave like she had to fuck you outfit on like she could not fuck you. I'm hot, my latex, go fuck yourself and your zaddie vibes. I'm like twenty six hot as all get out. She had that vibe. He looked very good. Um, okay, so do you what

do you think about Michael? Um? He's all right. You look, you do a joke about him, joke about him on my new special, which is about like how if you're on the Bachelor, you've got to tell a sub story if you don't think you're gonna get a rose, right, And I just hold play out about the sub stories a pretty weak. It's always like someone like my grandmother died less and you're like, Grandma's meant to be fucking dad. I go, there's a blow on a couple of seasons ago.

He raising a four year old child because his wife had died two years earlier. That's Roses old day. Like it's just a passing bit. It it's not he is. I mean, I do think it did make him sort of the golden boy, but don't think he did like you said, like he was the one always recapping everything. But that's because he's thirty seven and he can actually say a full sentence. And he was with his wife for a long time before he married her as well, right,

and they were together since like college. Yeah, because that's why I'll give him a past, because I have a pet pave is whenever you make people like, saying I love you is important to me. I've only ever said it to one other people. It's like, fuck yeah, if you're with any if you're in any relationship past six months, even if you don't mean it, you got to say it otherwise you know you're not doing it to one person. Lies. So they're young, they're young. He had oh yeah, oh yeah,

oh the dad right right right? Well, And I thought he showed up to the beach looking very handsome. He worked on him. He definitely had a glow up. I'll show you. Please enjoy the Can I give my reasoning for I have more after this reunion? So first I didn't like him because I liked him. At first, I said, good for Michael, he had to glow up. Oh wow, cool, and then he did see Our Dirty where he he used his wife's death to say I'm not ready instead

of just saying I'm just not that into you. And then literally almost immediately Danielle shows up and he's ready, and now she's moving to Ohio. Did anyone else think their first date Danielle and Michael was kind of rocky? Maybe that's how it was edited, but I didn't think that they really like they didn't have a connection. I find it hard to should have hang out with it?

That was sort of sitting in The body language was off, yes, and then they don't really see them as a couple for the rest of the season and hill they leave together happily, and so it was very confusing. We talked about that, how like you don't see like, Okay, here's here's him right before, this is him during Katie's season, Okay, and then this is Himble and then but then and then there's that So he handsome dude. I felt like

to me like he wanted to be on TV. He enjoyed the attention, and why would you wait till you're on television to tell her you love her that was always weird and also good for her a grade. She said she slipped once and said it, but like I wouldn't if she's true. I mean, they seemed truly like they're in love, and like I wouldn't be able to not say it for that long. I know, here we go,

we're gonna get to the here we go. Here we go to each other, like I like you, I like you up, back up, and we're gonna back it up for the people who don't actually watch the show. So on the beach, when it's like are you going to go to the fucking fantasy suites? Are you going to get proposed? He takes her down to the beach and he's like, I wasn't expecting you, and she's like I wasn't expecting and then and then they're like, I didn't know how. I didn't know it could be like this.

He's like, when Laura died, I made a compass for me and Laura and Jason or my books on James, so I and so I didn't get lost, and it says I found you where you are. I'm like, oh my god, is he gonna give her the compass? That's what I was saying the company. I'm like, give her the compass, give her the compass. And he's like, but he didn't. He goes and I believe it brought me to you. He's like, I do. My goal is to get you to meet at some point, meet James UM.

And she's like, and I thought it was gracious when she said, our losses are very different. I didn't have the beautiful, safe like relationship that you had, um and and he said Laura would love you, and I thought, no, she wouldn't because you're sucking her husband. Um and then and then he said, you're sweet, most special human. I'm not ready to be engaged, but I'm building up to UM, like, learn more about you. I want to leave together and she says, as long as I'm gonna go back and

wake up with you. I and she says, I want him forever and ever. And then here we are, we're on the special. She's moving to Akron, Ohio, and I agree. I did find I did find it weird that he waited till the cameras were on. Surprised she agreed to move before he said I love you. That's what it was kind of interesting. And also and also he hasn't said I love you yet. She spent like as someone who was a single parent who started dating after I

broke up with my first my first son's mother. Right, I didn't introduce anyone to him unless the L word had been said or you know what I mean? So, like, what are you doing? No, that's that's a big step. It's a biggest step introducing the child and throwing out I love you because those words mean something. Who gives a funk if they don't say it and I move on back? You can fall out of love. Love and hate live right next door to each other. You know

what I just heard recently? Dat um till you hate him? Oh yeah, that's a good phrase. Dat um till you hate him? That's pretty good. Dat until the six ft under by you? Yeah, that was in my wedding veil. Um. There's a I wonder when they filmed that special Katie always feel weird giving the cold shouldered it recently, right, don't they really like? Isn't it like like a week or two two weeks maybe? Maybe like two weeks ago,

three weeks ago? I don't know. I love how I'm so gullible that I was watching it going I can't believe they're they're in Burbank right now, I know I don't. Yes, yes, sur yea yeah, the Widow, Yes. And then and then dream was Angel the Bride, the Bride. But I do think Michael saying I love you. I felt like that was like maybe again, not to be like I'm always constantly thinking although I did believe they were in Burbank

last night. Then the producers are saying like, hey, you know, is there a great reveal you can give us on air? And then he was like, I got one, you know, like and he waited, Honestly, you're probably right, Yeah, they're probably be like, I mean, you know you love her? You should just tell her an air, Like how sweet would that be? What a way to tell her you love her? For? Like, you know, they're in his saying

that ship. So then we have so then we have the two couples that are left on the beach before and the only time we see Neil Lane is with Johnny. We don't even see him with brand Good. He looks so the corpse of Neil Lane has had a really good work done. He looked so Pep in his So Lifelives. He was so sweet I like very like when he said I loved him, I loved Also the ring that Johnny picked out. When he goes, this is a mobile, a modern oval, I'm like, what that? What are you

talking about? I don't have to do anything. I thought his mobile. I thought his mobile was actually a really pretty ring. It was that mobile was one of the best looking ring there. Slide yeah, like jewel or I don't know anything about. Who knows he had like a hundred thousand. If they're smaller on Paradise, they always seem slightly smaller than the big You have to give out. A few came to you. You only get to keep it if you if you stay married two years or

engaged two years, no married, married, just together. You just have to be to keep. My wife thinks that. She's always like, why didn't they just act like they still together? Get all that ring money? And you're like, how much do you want the ring money? YE say it tops it's a twenty dollar ring. I read they can be up to two. I know I read that. If you think Neil Lane's joking around way, it's not Harry Winston or Tiffany's or anything. It's Neil Lane. No, no, way,

nothing about Yes, it's not Cardier, it's not Cardier. It's Neil Lane. By the way, when you think cutest thing. Jerry Traynor, who was our rookie one year, he didn't know we were talking about Neil Lane a lot. He didn't know Neil Lane was a man. He thought you got engaged like you kneel and you go to a place called Neil Lane to get engaged like that. That I was like, how you disgusted? I did. I did the one naything. But I was walking my wife along the beach and was drink Covid and w and I went.

I thought I found a nice patch of sand and I was like, all right, I gotta do. And I had the ring in me pocket. And then there was like like I had my back face. There was like six teenages drinking cider just after the difference today it was like a Newport like it was like it was I just got an airbnb in Newport on the beach because I was like it was the middle of Covid or anything, and I though would be nice, you know, And then there's some teenagers were clapping in a right.

I did find it between eight k to like a hundred seventy one. I spread to pick one. Yeah, don't pick the one You're like to look asking the process. Yeah, I just I think they literally just give it to you. So then they get to hang out for night and it's Johnny and Victoria and Serena Brandon and they're like, when did you So then we found out that they both piste in the pool? Okay, I really can we talk? Yes? Yes? Yes? Do a lot of people do this? Yes? I hear

I don't do it in the pool? Yeah, everybody someone. I think my son does it or something. Because we did a podcast and we had a b expert on and I said, what are always bees in the thing? And they got someone's pissing in your pools? And I'm looking around, look around because I don't look around my family, like you wait, wait, what are the wait? Where are the bees? The bees? You know, when you have like a couple of bees just floating on the water trying

to drink piss like learn? You know, I how different? But as far as like how do you learn? That's okay? No. I I swim laps like on a regular basis, and I will not pee in the pool if I have to pee. I get a die. The red die would gather around you if you piste it. That is a fake, that's like a myth. By the way, I want to

taste it. I know you. I think a lot of people piss in the pool, and the fact that we saw both of them and they were the sort of elegant ones, you know, like everybody is hammered and pissing in that. Of course it's different people. We know you're an environment environmentalist. It's not the reason I shop in the show, because I do think it's the chlorine, because everyone goes the chlorine will kill it. But it's like, yeah, I guess you should be in the hot tub. I

bet they do it. I bet in the I bet at hotels. I bet people be in the hot tub. I bet in Paradise they're hammered. Yeah that's true. I mean I think the drunkeness helps them. Okay, So then um, then here we go. Um let's turn the audience and that we want to go. Be want to go? You want to go? Be the audience at a We're gonna go. We're your head being shocked, shake your head, disapprove, we want to go? Will you text your friend right now.

When they say you something, I'll go do that. You have to wear like a turquoise or like a or like an emerald green top, like a jeweled tone like blouse that says something like, I'll doubt your lice, so sorry, er fuck you exactly. I'm here for rocking. I'll suck you in a windmill, Peter Pilot, My pants are a windmill. So then they go and so they all hang out and then what was the Johnny and Victoria funny thing

that they funny thing? I can't even remember. It was just sort of a strange energy on stage with with no no no no, no no no no no, they're they're double date of their memory. Like. So then he's like, he's like, she goes, I literally can see you as the father of my children. Um, and he's like, and I won't deal with them. And also he also showed up to propose literally and like capre pants, Like you're about to propose, you have on like a capre pant.

I was in shorts. I was on the beach. You say, you know would have if I was dressed, so you would have guessed it. Did she cry? She did? Yes, because I had a gun in a. I just texted my friends and Okay, great, oh my god, you want to get this one in a jewel like your Twitter people were like, were you and I want to get you want a jewel blouse? That then says like exactly, I grace for lace. I grace like just like that kind of look like can we dress you? Can we

dress you can? Well, if we get your ticket, can we dress you? Yes? Oh my god. And it has to be like like a teal uh, Like they're all it's all a jewel to talk um, and it's always somebody's like wife or aunt that you know. It's like the producer, the editor's aunt, like I want to sit right with like the by the way, it was also Gabby and um, we're there, but like way in the nosebleed sections. And then they're also like we have from last year. You're like Kenny and Mara here, You're like, what,

like we didn't like they're together? How much Putty FaceTime do you think we'll get in the new season? Oh right, that Putty Racheck Warburg. Oh yeah, right, his uncle. Yes. And when when they came back to meet the family, he was there like alright, I bet we get at least we get I bet we get two episodes. I bet we get two episodes. Was this last season I missed? I missed that he's really boring. He's so boring the Bachelor, not Putty the Bachelor. I watch Putty as the Bachelor.

Putty is the BA to be incredible. I worked with him just for one week on his sitcom and he was just such a great guy. Was that's nice to hear Putty for Bachelor? Okay, before we get to Brandon and Serene and uh and the meltdown of Johnny and Victoria? Is there anything that we want to say before we take a quick break? Wait? Can we acknowledge that um Kate was dressed like catwoman at the reunion? Yes? The gold glitter, No, she had the glitter, the gritter jump

suit I saw. I went to a premiere not to be a douche, but I went to a premiere the other night and somebody else was in that glitter jump it was I thought it was very cool. Look, I liked it, but it was it was a villainous in a way. Energy socks. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break and we're gonna come back and we're going to talk about the two big proposal couples and how it ended up, and we're back all right here we are. So let's start with who do you would you rather?

Who's more fun to start with or who do you want to save for last? Do you want to start with Brandon and Serene or do you want to start with Victoria and Johnny. Why don't we say Victoria and Johnny because they're the most exciting. Okay, so Brandon and Serene. He he's fashionable person on earth or the most fashionable person on earth. He has the turtleneck with the jewelry over the top of the turtle nick like the rocket rock.

He sobbed. He was sobbing. She shows up and he is sobbing, and he's like in the first ten minutes, I knew this is real. Like I'm I'm all in. Home is wherever people say home is where the heart is. I say home is where Serena is. I mean, um, he is so sweet. Yes. Also, just going back a little when he was saying about crying and how it's just like when a father sees Oh my god, that's right,

that's right. Was like like I was sobbing. He's like that night I was called because it was the first time a father, and then he kept saying baby girl. That's what it was, a little baby girl. And when her father sees his daughter, it was weird. Um, I will say he did tweet. He was very self or he's like, wow, I pretty corny. Huh, well he used to be a nurse recruiter and now he's a trainer. Um. I believe they are going to be together forever. If they break up, I don't believe in love. Um, so

she says. So that, she says, Um, no one's ever looked at me like that. It is true. Every time he looks at her, he cries. I'm like, nooked at anyone like that. I also movies. I felt badly for him when she's like normally when I fall in love, I fall in love like a lightning bolt, but this one was a more gradual and I'm like like, okay, like we'll go fund yourself, Like do you know what? Cause I think he was like holy fucking Serene, and she's like you time after time, the passing of time.

I got it. It just felt a little bit strange. It was like that he's always going to show up with that type of stuff. I think that's yes, I I don't think he's just such a great example of like true heart on his sleeve and he can't even help himself, and it's very endearing, and I think maybe that would be overwhelming for someone at the beginning. So she kind of had to I don't know, I'm discussing, but what if she finds out that he's held lots

like that? Right? So she guys back now and now she's living with him, and he goes, I just was training this guy today and he tried so hard. Oh god, now I know what training really. Oh my god. I can't like, where's your blender? I just love blending. I can't picture him with anything but heat stroke, Like he just feels like they feel like slowed down from the heat stroke. So then she throw Then she's like, um, you know you trusted me with your heart even though

I've been so hurt before. And you know when we got split up, I thought I never want to spend another time away. I trusted you the entire time. I'm not scared at all. I have never felt this safe with someone. I'm going to love you for the rest of my life. I am all in on Brandon home is where the Serena is and then so he they get down and um and it he proposed, and it's like they're so fucking in love. And then Jesse Palmmer comes out with his book and he was like, do

you want to do this? After the sweetest vows, he's sobbing and the ruined the moment. Jesse probably guys. I went to get ordained asap dot com and oh my god, they just it's exactly right. The producers were like, how can we fund these people over? And it's like me because it's like they're probably gonna want their parents, especially I mean, as you know, sentimental as he is, of course he's going to want his family there. Like I

was thinking, like they must have known that that wasn't happened. Yeah, but for sure it was weird. Even the wedding. You just want to introduce your future wife to your parents and your friends, vice versa. Yeah, and they probably just want to, you know, plan. I feel like they're gonna want kind of a big Are they going to move to l A? I don't think so because she's a teacher, so I think they will. I think they're like real people. That's why we didn't see them. You guys, you can definitely.

I'll get you in for mid January. Don't know it's gonna be in February, but he says to remind him in the mid January. So I'm back in February. We're going to be like a where's Waldo? Like you've got to find you two in the audience. You know what I mean? You know what I'm gonna do. I'm putting it in my phone to text you. How fine mid February. Oh, I guess they'll film it earlier or maybe I don't know.

It seems a little because it's like January. I said, you know what I said, tell all, which that's midway, isn't it? You want tell all? A reunion, reunion, reunion, A little reunion, what the hell? Might be more fun because you can make more faces. Yeah, the reunion may find out what happens before everybody else. The reunion though, like that's they cut out a lot of stuff. I thought. I thought the reunion on the East Coast is life normally because they film it earlier in the day, so

you wouldn't you would find out the same day. I think you literally have to watch it there, but they do film for like eight hours ago. I feel like the mentel all we need. I like peanut butter cheese sticks. I feel like the mentel all is better. I feel like you'd be there less time. No, I think it's really long, but it's I think I'd rather go to the finale. I'd rather go to the finale. I'll let him know. I mean, I mean, you want you'd rather go see people fight. I would go to all of it.

We'll go to whatever one that I'm not working, one's will pick it. Hold on. Mean, but maybe because you guys are sag, you can get paid for it. Maybe I'm in the Union, So if I'm going to be making facial expression into the background, there's there's no way this is in the Union regul We change like seats and hats and and then like one time when you crossed me and you should be arguing, and then the

next time they crossed, we should bike out. Don't super hammer hammer fighting just like starting out making out fighting. You have a little mirror and rolled up nart. Yeah exactly, Oh my god, that's gonna be so good. We were like the worst couple in the back. There's like a fucking nightmare. And then your baby. We can bring your baby. That could be like, I'm with lace, you should start with a pillow. I'll start out super pregnant, and then we'll put like water on the floor and then we'll

have your baby. Oh, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Okay. So so I feel like if they can't make it, nobody can make it. I feel like they're the Tanner and Jade of the present day Bachelor. We've been a minute because we lost Carly and Evan. I mean, who else is your bead? Well, there's Joe, There's Joe and Serena. Yeah still they got married married. Yeah, we met them. They did. They didn't our podcast of Brooklyn. They did the live show. They are both gorgeous. He's handsome,

you know what. I was always sort of like whatever about him, But when we met him, for actually, you're funny. You don't seem to give a fuck. You're so like Chicago. Like the whole time we'd be like, and what's your thoughts in that? And he'd be like, Yeah, I don't really care because you're a real person. They scouted him at a grocery store that was not his grocery store. They ran into my Whole Foods. Yeah, he just takes own grocery that a we all have that. That what's

the way? How shitty's your store? Yeah? You don't have the ganting stuff? They jo, Yeah, we Actually he had a great line because he said they asked him like what do you do? He's like, I own a grocery store, and they're like, do you own this grocery store? And He's like, if I own this grocery store, you wouldn't be talking to me. Yeah. I was like, it's true. Whole someone who owns a Whole Foods On the back food do you think an individual owns a Whole Foods?

Like if do you think I should? Or like how people own Dominoes? I think so, like franchise, I feel like I could own that Whole Foods right there. People's Amazon. I feel like I don't just different. I feel like Whole Foods is one big entity in them. Maybe maybe actually do like dozen stuff Amazon the whole thing. I think so, But I don't know if you can franchise them. I don't know if you'd want to know it seems like a tough biz. Seems like a tough biz. Everyone's

always like, are you going to get this in stock? Yeah? Miserable, stockless? How dare you that much stock? How do you have you every day? Catch? Yeah? Everyone's like, why are there no oranges? Some rotting oranges? Exactly? I would always look shrank down and smells like penicillin at all time. Here Henry Pete all over the oranges. Okay, so here we are? Is there? So? Also they trot out so Jo and Serena. There we've got more like I didn't see them because

I was writing how did they look? Kenny? And I think they recently got engaged. That's nice. Kind of a crush on him with his nude picks and his and his like and it's like rooster his like Mara, Mara, mariy mari, let's go, will you p photo? Remember him? He's the boy man managing with the big flag tattoo. Clearly a big Trump guy. Yeah, And he was like it wasn't he like a erotic dancer or something he did like he did like softcore porn or something. Yeah, yeah,

but he was hot. He was hot, let me see. And he was like he was also really nice. And that's right. She was Miss Puerto Rico. I picked her. She was my pick one year to win or to be the next bachelor, and but now she did win. She got They're happy, they're so cute. They're still doing well. I think they adopted a dog. Oh I like that. Oh my god, he's the commitment. Yeah, he's cute. They're cute, they're hot. Where do they live? Probably A probably l A.

All right, should we take another quick breaking Chicago? I love that. That's right, because remember Doug Benson thought he saw him when he was performing at and he kept changed. There was there was a cover band that was playing. You know that he probably do. You probably don't dose anything. So there's the one I thought you might be too big.

There's one that's like there's the one that's like in the city, and then there's the one that's out near the airport that's at that sort of like grove type place. So at that place they have like the town square and they have like so they had like a band, they had like cover bands there. So there was a guy that Doug there was a cover band that so Doug Benson thought it might be Kenny because there was a cover ban that made have been one of his bands.

So he chased a man around the park screaming Kenny Kenny, and the guy was like pissed at Doug Benson because he what are you looking at? Just a cute photo of them with their dog. That's so cute. They seem like, yeah, I want to see this, Okay, Well they just had from Draassic Park. I mean, that's cute costumes. They're all right, they're living their lives, can actually create like real couples. That's the thing. They're cute. Remember when halfway through he

went and in the that's right, that's right. At least some to use the boom boom with so much more boom boom room. Last you gotta get Demi on Demi boom booms. I don't know why they're like nobody was doing it this time. It's so strange. I don't get that is how I'd use the booming room. I'd go, hello, ladies, I'll be in the boom boom room if anyone wants to come in. You you're all out of the league, all of you, So I'll just white and then as I hear someone walking by you'd hear this buffled still

in here. Yeah, you're the guy in the box that came in. Guy they got wheeled in the box. That was James was the guy in the box. He came in and he had his Ba bats on. I didn't see spats coming out of a box. He he's got no game with women. He has no game. He felt like a normal, nice guy. He's just like a normal He works out of the time, he haing slick, and then he's just like I think he's a bit simply used to goes ah. Yeah, and he's best friends with Aaron,

which is an interesting Aaron grew on me. Karon grew on me. I didn't like how he gas lit her, but I found him entertaining. I fear that if I had enough heat stroke in Margarita's I'd be like Aaron. It is. Yeah, yeah, I know Aaron would be good for Abby. I guess I don't know. Yeah, sure, Who would you pick Katie out of all the guys on the Tyler? Probably Tyler? I think he's so cute. Who would you pick? Dr Banana Man? Who else was there? Oh, let's talk Tarzan. Tarzan and Jill will get to in

a second, who would you pick? So we had the twins, we had our Russian Alex, we had oh wait, I would pick the thor's bodyguard. Okay, great. When he when he went, he goes, yeah, I've been to Hong Kong. Remember that, Like we said he'd been to Hong Kong. You guys the girl he guys, She goes, I mean this country is going as being a Hong Kong And he goes, yeah, it's a strip clup, So I googled it. It's strip it's a brothel, Hong Kong. Into you one. It's it's just got a strip club down stairs and

all the other things in rooms upstairs. He's like, my friend said it was the craziest place and we had to go there. Okay, I'm not condemning anyone for going to a brothel. Live your life with other stuff. I've got some things that I've done, even and he's supporting when you're trying to hit on a woman, probably don't mention. I thought he was truly one of the most hilarious characters. He really I enjoyed it when she was like when he when he was like, Jill, I'll give it a go,

and she was like, I thought that was great. They are they should be together. My girl lives in Rhode Island. She gives tours of like cemeteries or something like that. She's like an architectural um, like historian. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. I thought she gave towards us. So was there a cemetery thing? Maybe, I mean maybe if it's like a historical cemetery. She but I was like, I hope they and then he just ran off with her. I was like,

I read it for these two crazy kids. Yeah, and I felt like she didn't see that coming because when she shrieked, what are you doing? I was like, she didn't see this coming. She has no game, and I love it. I love them together. That so you would make out with Adam? Who would you make out earlier? Say Michael, But now I guess I take it back. Um, So we also have we have Powdy Andrew, we have we have Rodney. Andrew said nothing at the reunion, neither did lace. Yeah cut them out. I'm sure they did,

and they just cut it for time. We've got pouty Andrew, We've got and they remember they didn't like, oh you know, yeah, Andrew is so I love Andrew. I do too, but then I felt like he got really like he needs to go through detox from from this franchip. That's the the he had. He just had fatigue, he looks. That is what happened. Yeah, but no, yeah, okay, I'll go with Andrew. Then I'll switch from Michael to Andrew. All right, he I really like him? Are you Victoria? Okay, I

got I got three for different reasons. Okay, here we go. Number one. Um, okay, so my three girls are lies of Victoria and Genevieve. Okay, okay, all three of them, all three of them stunners opinion. Yeah, Victoria for sex, sex the most Victoria. Yeah, it's like polygamy energy, I think I probably. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not having them at once. I'm just saying these are my categories. I can't pick between him. I think it's a girlfriend. I

would be most drawn to Genevieve as a girlfriend. Okay, and then I think that a lies is the girl that would never date me because I'm a grub. Yes, so I need to know what happens there that's not happening in any dimension. She wouldn't she wouldn't get it at all. She wouldn't get it. She wouldn't even be like your fawn like, she wouldn't get it at all. Okay, wait inside, that's offensive, and you sweat. I think I would. I can't believe I'm saying this, and I hate myself

for saying this because he fights. Mean, I think I would pick Aaron. That's fine. I told you I felt like I would be friends with Aaron, like he reminds me of some of his friends within college. Would you fix me up with? Who would you put me with? Who would if you were gonna who would it be? Other than Aaron? Rodney? Rodney? Are really gonna bone Rodney? It's so cute? Why are you you going? Rodney locks Rodney? But he's Rodney quint essentially good looking. I think he's

very cute. He's handsome. I don't want to bone Rodney. Yeah, he's definitely handsome. But I'm also on like I would dragonnaut Like. What about Justin? I feel like he was the ship bag though I didn't like the way he came back because you said that it was a ship back you he said he was, Oh, yeah, he's a ship you know, victorious. He's a bit like he's disgusting. It's just disgusted, not even like a bastard, like a ship bag, a bag of ship. He's a bag of ship,

this bag of ship. Crazy. Look at me, think, are you crazy? All right, well, let me take a quick bread. We're gonna land the plane. Oh my god, they did not know, they did not, Oh yes they did. And we're bad. All right, here we are. This is the moment we've all been waiting for him. So let's back up to when things were good for a hot second, when a man and Capri pants met with Neil Lane and uh, he's nervous, he's nervous, he's freaking out. But um, Victoria,

she's like, I've never been treated so good. I love you. I can see a life with you. He's like, I get scared, you know, um, that you're gonna need so much more than I can give you. And then um, and then he pulls her down to the beach and uh, you know he's he's emotional and uh and he's like, Victoria, I literally Victoria says to him, I literally can see you as the father of my children. Um. And then he's like, you know what um. I used to feel like I was never good enough. I thought I'd never

deserve love. But his dad called him pork child. That's right, because he's pork child, pork chop. Look, my dad called me something like pork chop, and it builds character. So he goes and I love you, and she's like, um, You're everything. I never feel worried. I just love you. She's like, Johnny, engagement is huge. He's like, I'm scared, but um um, And then he goes, this is beforehand. He's like, She's like, I'm man. He's like, well, I'm not gonna say yes just because you want to say yes.

So you know that I have a choice. I I say when I stay where? So then they come back and oh, by the way, we got to see Romeo in his face side. No, it was fun to see Roneyo again. The hostage still together. They actively like they were still together. Didn't he say something like I wish I had remember what exactly it was. But like he's like, if I get engaged, then like I'm done in the world. He's like, I'm done. I'm done getting Oh you know

what I realized. We didn't talk about Rodney Eliza and Justin. She was like, made another mistake. Okay, that's a pen for one hot second. And and Johnny just forgive just also, and I was feeling so thirsty of like, I just need to be in a successful couple for TikTok followers, like it feels. I didn't believe that she wished she was back with Rodney. I believe she knew that for like social media engagement, it's a better narrative that the world wanted her to be with Rodney. I didn't think

she wanted to be with Rodney. She's just like, oh, America is mad at me, so I need to go back to being with Rodney. Rodney's a bad boy now, and he's like, well, she luck babe. I was proud of him, and he was so sweet. It was also when he was like, I said to you, I didn't want you to go, but I didn't want to be controlling IM want to be like a ship bag boyfriend that whole person. Yeah, Like he was so sweet. They should have made him bachelor. We love him. Maybe still,

there's a chance, I hope maybe. Yeah, but they did make Italy but maybe in the next Yeah, fingers, come on, Rodney happened to the guy with the hair that went to the side who had the daughter. I thought he'd land him paraly I don't know. He had a bit of a controversy where like an ex called him out. Yeah, but I don't know. I don't know why I tried. I would have liked night walking around the beach going A real man doesn't kick sand like you always you

always talking about real man. It's nice, you know. He could have been a good bachelor. He would have been a great bachelor. I don't know why they picked Zack. It's because they're they want I also think it's like white safe, like their fan base in the South. They're like oo Nate where it's like a pearl joker and like you know, and has it Like I think it's like, let's go with the very bland white guy from Orange County. So boring. Okay. So then um okay, So back to Victoria.

So then they go and um okay. So Johnny goes to talk to um Neil Lane and he's like hot, I'm Neil Lane. This is my mobile ring. Neil Lane is always just hotting in the jungle in Mexico. He's ready to come out at any moment. He's waiting and so then so then Victoria goes. Turned out, love is not a checklist, it's a feeling. Okay, I thought it was a checklist. It was a checklist. That's the only way I could get up. Yeah, that's true. When she goes,

I've never felt so accepted. You are literally my best friend. I am head over heels in love with you. And then she goes fuck and he's like, I'm so scared. He's like, I never feel confident about myself. And he was sweet. He was like, I will have your back. I will be there for you when you're sick. Um, and he goes, every king has a powerful queen. You are my queen, hands down. And then they were so cute and they're like we're engaged. Cut to Greg Grip.

They're like, okay, we're gonna bring out Victoria. Fuck you bitches. Oh yeah, keep the funk off of my man. Get away from my man. But because she's broken up marriages, because we're all trying to steal that white rapper. Yes, Johnny was so stoic the last bit of it, like yeah you. He hardly had a motion on his face. He looked so terrified, but then when he was proposing, Yes, I was so amazed at what a heart. It was so sweet. Yes, I mean he was called pork chop.

I mean think about like whatever his male figure in his life was, you know what I mean. So I'm sure it wasn't like you don't share your feel into pork chop, Like what are you gonna you know what I mean? Like carrying on like a poke chop is when someone's acting like a decade or something. I think he was saying that because he would always say called him like chubby and stuff. Oh yeah, we do that all the time us in Australia. We just walk around and point at fat, pickle and luff. So it' that's

Australian Okay. So then um, so then they get engaged and um and they come out they're like, well, we're not good enough. He was out first. He's like I started to feel not good enough. And then Victoria went parading around after Paradise um and we were fighting so much, and and then so they come out of it was toxic. She's like, great, that fits your narrative. And then he's like I loved the breaking of the fourth wall. Yeah, that fits the narrative. It's like, he goes, it's not

the narrative, it's what is out there. You cheated on me with Greg Grippa of Katy Season. And then she goes, you call me a fucking cunt. I have an argument on this, right, you have argument, loves, You didn't pitted him against the wall. You allowed to call each other if you cheat on me, I'm allowed to go you're ant? Did she said? Cunt? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, she said kind But like if she was cheating with and there's footage, surely in an argument you could say, oh, you're a cunt.

Like wrong about this? I mean, you know what I mean. I mean she was acting like she felt like she had that little ammunition points where she was going to go. And then you did this, and then you said I couldn't cook and clean and it was like and then when you know, she goes, let you know what, I'm cooking clean and he's what are you good? Like you have to hear intonation and arguments. You have to be in the room. You can't just go. And then you said this, You said that. It doesn't take away from

the fact that she very clearly was cheating on it. Yes, she very clearly was. If not, she was talking to him from day one when she came out and talking to him before she went in. Yeah, yeah, I was talking to Greg before she Yeah, she said it. She said we were speaking and but it was nothing and then we went in and then but it's not clear to me when they started talking again and when they came out went to Rome. Yeah, those photos dropped on like two or three weeks ago. So I don't even

Rome happen. Is he got money? What does he don't? No one knows how they say to not really like they must know each other pretty well. I mean, maybe it is just a fun let's go to Rome for a first date, but like, I don't know, I think something was going on, right. The theory was that no one knew them in Rome and they wouldn't get his phone. But they did. Just come over to my house and we'll want to tell you all some postmates and we'll see if we like each other. You don't have your

first and that's not an invitation for sex. It's like we're both minors, celebrities who don't want to get caught doing this. Right now, It's like, yeah, do it like anyone else does a phase. Yeah. I felt so bad for Johnny though, because they were just like when he came out, they're all giggly and like that, oh my tattoo. And then she goes everyone already fucking hates us if they don't want to, if they want to keep hating us, I don't give a fuck. Yeah we got tattoos. It

means high. I mean to it's but also like, yeah, we know. I think it's like I think somebody could be like I think you say chow for anything, but go both ways. So it was just like I can't believe she hit. So she was such a wild card on Pete's season, but then she behaved all season and was sweet like if you're if you're kind of a bad person, I can't believe she could behave for that.

Maybe she doesn't drink because like to be on camera being plied with drinks for that many weeks, to like be able to not let your true colors come out. Because I actually got fooled. I was like, I really like Victoria. She's sweet. I think I thought I had a cha turnaround, Like you know what, maybe she show herself she's changed, like maybe she's cool. She was sweet

with them. I was happy for them. And then it turns out I can't believe you could behave that well for that long if you're maybe not that nice of a person. She was very nice and like she and like she would like comfort other people and like and her points were validy and even be like, what's your job? What do you want to do? I want to get married and that babies Like she actually asked real mature questions. I was shocked she was able to keep it up

for that long. It was weird. It was just unraveled. Yeah. And then and I was sort of like, fuck you, fuck you fuck oh yeah, yeah we got that tattoos. And then Tyler does She's like, shut the funk up, Tyler, And then as why even come back on the show. Just be off in your relationship? Why? Why did why was Greg there? It was goes through it? Why did Johnny go through? Like she made some accusations that didn't

make him look there contractual obligation and Johnny did. He was so sweet and you know when they were talking in the parking lot and he was like, I know you could have said more about her, but you didn't and that was like so nice. So Tyler and Johnny fighting in the parking lot was so exciting? Was that like CBS Radford? Where are we? What's Burbank? Right? I don't know? Can you ask your friend when they film it? I think it's CBS Radford. I could be wrong, but

maybe it doesn't matter. I thought it was Warner Brothers. But maybe I don't care. If it's in Bloody Phoenix with going yeah, we're going, well, I'm willing to travel. Yeah, it salt like they I feel like we should have like two shirts that like combined to make a matching statement. Do you have to read them both together to be like or it could be like I'm a Johnny, like I'm a Serene or whatever. I like that. We need to have a hashtag on it. We need meet me

in the boom boom room. Yeah you can, you can. You can. You can have intiens his boom and on that one that his booms will be boom boom room. Um okay, So then, um that was really it. That was really that was really it. I mean overall, how do you how did you think the season was? You loved it? Jem it? What did you like about the executive you love you like when they actually ended up liking when they split up the Metal they tried to

stir him up at every single moment. Yeah yeah, and then they tried to do it is now your relationship is going to be tested, like we're helping you. Yeah, just sunk around. Um. How overall, how did you think the season was, Katie? Um? I it was entertaining that it was mean at times. Honestly, I thought it was too many episodes. Yeah, it could have been a little less.

I felt like they had to do a lot of filler. Um. But you know, it created a few guess one cute couple at least Yelling Michaels and maybe maybe Jill and Tarziaye. So I mean, overall it was entertaining. Dr Bbs. I loved it. I thought they had a great group of personalities, like the Jill, the Genevieve, like yeah, the twins, the twins. Kay. I just thought it was a spectacular season of Paradise. Okay, great, Kate, did you enjoy it? I was okay, I wasn't going

to go in. I didn't do that. I didn't your first Paradise. Second, why didn't you do the last season, I didn't do the two girls. Why why? It was just like, you know, I think I'm done. Why Yeah, I just didn't feel that interested anymore. It's a really it's a lot of time. And I was just like, okay, whatever. And then I got a cold. It wasn't COVID a cold, yeah, and I was like in bed and I was like, you know, let me to see what's happening over there.

I assumed through like five episodes as soon as you texted me, I, we've got to get her on. And the amount of joy this season I want. But I think I'm back in again. And also yeah, it's just pure like it just makes me happy. I don't know why. Now it seems like now we were saying personally that it looks like Victoria's on the next season's coming in, She's hosting a date with greg or something. Um, okay,

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to say I posted a photo. I posted a photo from I went to a premiere and I posted a photo with trend Z. Trend Z has been getting a lot of love people of trends has been getting a lot of love on Instagram. I feel like our fans are here for trend Zy. Fans are here for Trenz. If that fans are here for trinklushes Trendzy. Do you want to say hi trend Z. It just came in for a second. You weren't here for most of the podcast. Do you want to say Hi, Trendzy. Trend Z you

can get on this is this life? Hi Trent? Hello, Um, Now you watched a little bit of the finale with me. Was just the very final part. What did you think of the Shenanigans. So we have we have Serene Brandon. You fell asleep though Mittens has decided that you're her boyfriend. Yeah, Mitten's she cuddled me too hard when I went to sleep. You literally it was like you got drugged like Brendan and Serene on the day bad. She's like a heating pad,

she was. It was. I texted Dr Banana a photo of you with with the girls, and I said, oh, he's in because he's because you've not been a cat guy before. I'm allergic to cats. But now I think me being allergic was the perfect amount of distance I created. And then they're like, why is he not? Like that's hard to I was playing hard to get biologically, and then they're like, we're gonna We're gonna win that. It was biologically, like why is this person not paying attention

to me? That's the one. And by the way, I've been feeding them and like cleaning their litter box every day for years. Yeah, but they followed me around. Now they follow you around now, which kind of like such bullshit. Well, you know, and then usually I might have to start digging them. Um, you got to read a pick up artist book, you know what? I Corey's on it and that guy is the king of Megan. You know what. So Patrick Brewster actually bought me the game and sent

it to me, but I think I donated it. I didn't read it, Like I did you read the book? What book? The game? No? No, no I didn't. He's like, how do you think I got to eat? He was like, I would never go out with you. That was his opening line. You're disgusting. I would never. Actually, I was like, sup, are you single? Sorry? Sorry, I hate every woman? Oh my god. I was like, we'll sign me up. And then so you but you had quite Now what part did you actually see last night? Did you see Johnny

and Victoria? I think I passed out when um Rodney stood up for himself. Oh yeah? Were you happy that he did? Yeah? Of course he needed. I mean, come on, that that was a clear you were you. I was actually happy for you. Thought that that she just came back and she was like, I messed up. I will flew to see him in Baltimore, but now I'm back. And you thought she was just thirsty for followers. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly right. I don't know what I can in cancer.

You can say that. Okay, yeah, that's definitely She was like, oh wait, this guy's out. I'm going to get this guy now because I agree with you. Otherwise I'm going to be irrelevant. I agree with you, and I didn't like it. Um, here we go, you guys, we love Rodney. I love Rodney. Now what you did have advice for Rodney though, for how he could get more ladies? I didn't. I don't have it. I mean, Rodney's obviously killing the game, but you felt like he was too. I mean, you

don't want to be the guy. You don't want to be the guy that everybody loves as if if everybody's rooting for you, I imagine in this world where there's a lot of toxicity relationship wise, Um, being the cool, friendly guy is not the optimal strategy because you're too much in the friend zone. You're and everybody's friends. Everybody's like, we love you, and it's like if you love me so much then and then so that's an ye, well trendy.

What a joy it's been to watch this with you and uh and thank you for thank you for this coming saying hello, Okay, okay, here we go. This is because nat he has to pick up a pie. All right, here's the thing, final thing. Okay, here's our Here's an email that I loved says I just turned sixty five, So that's the subject lines. This is so good, you guys are gonna love it. I applied for Senior Bachelor. It said over sixty five only and asked some pretty

odd questions. And I'm pretty sure I already signed an NDA so bleep better name, which I'm probably violating as we speak. I definitely will not get a call back because I am very average looking, have short hair, saggy titties, and I missed dirty size twelve. But if they do contact me and I have to go date some old geezer, I am blaming you and my concern for Katie's well being. They asked for pictures, and all my pictures are of me extricating my granddaughter's yogurt covered hands for my hair.

The only one I had of my full body was me in a Black Lives Matter T shirt, which is probably disqualifying for a show centered around boomers. I didn't hope for you are in ha ha ha x, so we won't reveal their name. How great is that email? We love you? Her initials or d S. We need more of you and your grandparents to do this. DS. You're the hottest one that we have. We thank you for your service. Um, so exciting. Alright, back to tweet of the week. All right, would you guys like to

do a tweet of the week? Um? You know what. There was a person that asked and we can do that? That was like, hey Twitter, we're mad at Twitter and we don't want to be on Twitter. So they were like, is it okay if we email you? And so I said yes, So for future, if people don't want to support Twitter, you can email us by midnight and you can be included like a list of tweets. Yeah, we got so we got someone so that we've included that.

I wanted that because I again I I support that they didn't want to support Twitter, so that we don't want to force you to do Twitter. So this is their tweet of the week from Joe Joe Main. Um, I never in a million years thought I would want to rewatch an episode of batstor in Paradise And then well said these words clam jammed by Jill. Pretty smart.

It was very smart. I'm not gonna okay, here we go. Um, all right, here's our here's our we have because it's from two episodes, so there's quite a few to pick crome Um okay, uh. This is from Rebecca at Elegant Crop Top. I need to know more about that woman in the audience who was so touched by Logan building a business with his camera. That woman's gonna be you, just like there was a woman who was so fucking

blown away. He came out here with a suitcase and dream and oh my god, wait, can I just really quickly say on his Instagram I discovered he was actually a nightcrawler for a while that you know, like the people who like go in the middle of the night and like take video footage for news stations in the movie what is their name? They have a name after always called I don't know, but it's a very intense job and you see a lot of really terrifying things.

WHOA alright, this is from Rebecca at Elegant Crop Top. It's not even about the car you drive or the gym you go to. Those were just symbolic of deeper things that I was feeling, which was money. You don't have enough money. Okay, then we have um uh. This is from uh Nikki Lameshka at m Lameshka. It took a couple of seasons, but Tyler's convo with Johnny and the Alley finally proved he is from the Jersey shore. That did feel very Jersey. Come bro, you don't even

need her. Okay. This is This is from Elo Tattoo at Elo Tattoo. So you're telling me serial homewrecker, multiple batched contestant dating White Lives Matters model Victoria lie to Johnny on National TV about cheating with Grippo and then shrieked defensively at the audience and Jesse Palmer, I'm shocked. This is from gene at Aunt Gayles. Never forget that this guy was the hottest commodity on the beach. Look at the photogan put logan, look at look at him.

He was like four women wanted that guy. Um um. This is from Ginet aunt Gayle's Victoria telling Tyler to shut the funk up? Was the boss bitch move Kate thought she was making at this Rose ceremony. That's true, that was a bustice moves. This is from a Diana Skews at Six Gables bags Victoria and Serene shop on opposite sides of White House Black Market. That's what you mentioned.

There you go, there, you go. You notice that my wife noticed that not took credit than This is from gene at on Gayle's Johnny definitely wrote his vows as a rap. Um. Okay, this is um. This is from Prime Minister Alexis at ABC Madson Bold of Johnny to propose in those pants. Yeah yeah, um. This is also from Gina on Gayle's Kate logan. I don't hate you because you're poor. You're poor because I hate you. I don't know what it means, but I liked it. Alright.

Final final two about logan Linda at Contact find logan looks like an American playing a British actor. Is yeah, and this is from Gina on Gayle's logan. Definitely googled how to dress Rich backstage? Most of me the final two alright, So here in the final two, it's either Jane at On Gail's logan definitely googled how to dress Rich backstage or Linday at Contact finds logan looks like an American playing a British actor. Okay, Kate British actor. I'm gonna go British British actor. Oh my god, do

you want yourself asleep crowd? Logan looks like an American playing a British actor, even unless you're mailing address to get your sleep crowd? Did you get a sleep crown? How is it? I haven't used it yet? What I haven't been traveling? You got the travel pillow? Did you take home? Did you did you touch it? I've only just know you've touched it. It's soft soft, I can't. I need you to try. I'll try it. I'll report

back to you today. Will you I need that you won't be the ship bag that we all thought that you are. Um, oh my god, what a season? What a season, Jim Jefferies, what a joy? What would you like to promote your going on tours? I'm cheering Asia and Britain and Europe. So if the next thing is that if all the Asian people who are listening to this podcast about American bachelory have I think I think we have some people in Europe, and my crap, we are people around I just got a Jim Jeffrey still

come are we doing gigs someway? That's so fun Kate mccouchee, what would you like to promote for the holiday season. I did an episode of Garmel del Toro's new show, Cabinet of Curiosity, and my episode is called The Outside. It's a Christmas episode. I play a woman who wants to be beautiful and puts all her hope in a beauty cream and then things get a little crazy. It's really really fun. Check it out. That is so fun. Where did you film it in Toronto? Was it fun?

So much fun? How long were you there? For? Six weeks? And I love episode? Kid here and I went because I wasn't I was in every scene that there's no time to hang why would I bring him? And also with COVID and stuff, so I was free and it was like, you know, it's so and it's crazy because I was working sixteen nowadays some days, but it was just like a vacation and honestly to one of the most fun jobs I've ever had. Um So, yeah, check

it out. That's so cool. You know he didn't direct it, he produced it and I worked with all of his team. But I'm this amazing woman on a lily. I'm afore she did a girl walks one at night. I don't know you've seen that movie. She's so cool. And then Martin Queen Persian Queen up top. I know all my Persian queens. Yeah, she's She's so cool. And then Martin star plays my husband and Dan Stevens uh Steve Well.

And as we mentioned at the very very top of the podcast, don't forget that we are doing our live show. We are as as you as just a reminder book ending. We're doing our live show at a Dynasty typewriter December night, the night before my birthday is a birthday Bachelor's in't fully improvised season of The Bachelor, where somebody is going, I'm going to get engaged again on stage? Will it be Dracula, will be Brian Sofie, Aaron Foley? Is it gonna be? Is it going to be? I don't know

who's who's gonna win my heart this year? Well we can only wait and find out. Sure come, But you can also get your tickets from moment House. You can watch worldwide. We're gonna live stream and it's gonna be up for five days. You can get if you do the moment House. You can also buy our our party champ Merch that our Queen has designed for us. And also we're gonna be at Sketch Fest h January twenty nine. We're gonna be there. I believe Doug Benson, I believe

Robbie bb Is. That season will premiere that week. Oh my god, it'll be a party. It'll be such a party. So get tickets to that. And then Anna and I are doing Winterhouse, but I think we might have to take a pause and do that. Winterhouse is not that long of a season, all right, so do Okay, So we're gonna do Winterhouse, and then we're gonna go right into so your DVRs and record whatever the freaking what is it called screwed back Back in the Grooves. We're

gonna screw back. We're gonna do Back in the Groove. That'll be right after Winter House. So you can join us on Patreon. All of that is on Rose Podcast, Dot Vodka tickets, all of that. You guys, Katie Levine, Dr Banana, thank you for all of your service this season. What would you like to promote? As always, please adopt your foster an animal from your local shelter. Seriously, the shelters are very, very full, especially here in the Los

Angeles area. If you want a foster, you can follow Foster for Life l A on Instagram and you can find out find out about great dogs that need homes. But also if you can't, if you can't adopt your foster, like consider donating or donating like blankets, especially in LA that all the shelters are outside and it's cold in that at night, and so you know, shelters and there after the outside and they always need blankets. Oh my god, that's heartbreak now, So if you want to just buy

blankets and bring it to your local shelter, even that helps. Wow, I'm going to do it, Katie, Thank you said, And then we'll be back. We'll be back. So we're also we're not gonna we're not airing the episodes. If you're watching live, show is going to be strictly live, so person, don't make me get my real estate license. And it's an exclusive experience. It's an exclusive experience. And then we'll be back at the end of January. Have a happy holiday everybody. Bye. Oh yeah, I want to get all

up in your tonight. I feels so good. I just got a wonder to question figure where your words word will you accept? This rose is a production of I heart Radio. For more podcast on iHeart Radio, visit the i heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you listen to your favorite shows.