"CHODE-SE" w/ Erin Foley and Brendan Smith

Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? A production of iHeartRadio. Oh Oh my God, We're back in Paradise, episode two, and people were realizing they might not find love, but they were certainly trying to find an airti. The first one was so authentic, and this second one was so bananas and it was ridiculous by the way. I love watching these morny idiots looking for love or Instagram fame or TikTok fame, I don't know. It's fun to be back there.

And hello, Welcome.

To another episode of Weeks Up. This was My name is Art Marine, coming to you from my mom's bougie apartment in New York CITYY Before we get going, this is it. Guys, don't make me look like a loser in front of the two people I know in each of these cities. Philadelphi, get your ticket. Just come fucking say hi to me so I'll know at least a friend of the house, because I'm sure I will have one person in each city that's gonna come and go.

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So happy to be here, and you're so happy.

We missed you. And you know what's fun is that some of these like you didn't know Braden, So it's fun. You're like, was Brandon a villain? And I'm like him, he was a bro Fresh Eyes.

It's so like a fresh Eyes.

It's so fun to take a couple of seasons off because now I'm like, ooh, I'm obsessed with all of them.

Well, to be real with he's the only one we really know, is like Bryden and Rachel and Sean. Other than that, we're like, even, that's pretty much it. Everybody else. Oh, and then we also know what's her name? Beautiful beautiful baby girl who who I don't trust? Who was part of the drama last year with Rodney what's her name?

Oh, yeah, I know her from last season.

Yeah she's too pretty. Yeah, okay, she's adorable. But I'm like, oh, but now I don't trust Aaron b So maybe maybe they can run off into the sunset to San Diego together. Also with us is I'm going to say, a man that you know and love. He is so entertaining. He is the host of The Brando Cast. He is the host of Rocktails with Ama Zappa. He's also Aaron Fuley's neighbor, the man we love him so much. And he's the

Ladies.

Brendan, Oh so excited to be here. You know, it's a It's been a very busy season of Bachelorette in Silver Lake. We're halfway through. We just had a huge kayak race in the La River. We have twenty five men, women, non binary, and all kinds of other different kind of human beings competing for the heart of Tuesday, who is a baby writer who's anxious to get back to work. Okay, so what.

Does she write on what does she baby writer on?

Well, she has an overall deal with Amazon that those are so rare anymore. But I believe that she wrote on Ahsoka season one Disney Plus was just wrapped up.

Yeah, she's really I just finished that last night.

She's a delight. I'm I'm so excited to be here. I'm so excited to be here with my neighbor who I saw last night at ten thirty we were walking dogs. Oh my god, it's just wonderful. And speaking of coyotes, I got Aaron Foley a real coyote for her birthday and it's always lurking around her building late at night.

Thanks I coyote named Brenda Smith. Also, I have to tell you with us today we have to send an extra special of our Queen is a little tender. Our Queen's a little tender, and we don't need to get into it unless she wants to, but we're just gonna send good vibes to her. Sweet sweet angel Scout, who's having a hard week right now, and we love her so much and she's such a warrior and she's here with us. We couldn't do this without her, you know,

You, thank you. I actually posted about Scout. So Scout has cancer in her mouth and thank you. Know luckily we found it early, it doesn't spread. She had surgery today to get part of her jaw removed. Actually, where was I know? I posted about an Instagram though, and so many of our listeners sent me the nicest message yes and just being like we love you Scout, and so yeah, I found out about an hour ago. Scout

Well, we love you, like I would say ninety percent of like I know no rain shall fall, and like who you are, you are, you love animals so much, and you're such a good mom to your animals, and as we just endure your heart and your and your loyalty to rescuing animals, and so everybody send good vibes to Scout.

Scout is literally my entire world. So I know, very difficult, Oh.

I know, That's why I'm giving you is a gender. So I'm gonna call to you and if you don't feel like hopping in, but as you know, having been on all of us have been on Green.

Yeah, it's it's I literally, I like watched the Shop last night. Yeah, it's a nice break.

Violent Well, you can come play as much as you like. Yeah, we could so happy she's back. We missed her. God did we miss her. My cross was asking for you. We missed you so much. I cannot wait to She's been on tour with the Workaholics.

Guys.

She's a freaking star. Her best friend is basically Adam Levine.

Levine Levine. I'm best friends with Adam Levine.

Adam Levine, Adam Devine. Please cut what if your best one was Adam Levine. You know when I get hot because I can't have the windows open in New York, It's it's like so hot today. You know when I get hot that you know I'm such a Viking. My brain shorts circuits. And that's when I make Adam Divine, Adam Levine. Who's Anna's new best Welcome to the program, Next and This Arianna Huffington, Tana Dana Rosanna, Rosanna Banana Mitten's Miauren Josnier. Welcome to the program, Mio Rana Marine.

It's good to be back. Baby.

Oh my god, we missed you before we get going, and we're gonna be breaking down episode two Bachelor in Paradise because we haven't heard from many of you guys. Will this give I will open up sixty seconds to the floor for episode one of Golden Bachelor? Did you love it? And did you all cry as much as I did? Aaron Foley, have you seen it?

I haven't.

I haven't seen it yet because I was just tackling VIP. But this weekend on a Google calendar, literally there's two words and it's.

Called Golden Bachelor. So I will I'm so psyched.

Well, I'm gonna tell you so good in his brother It's like exploded ratings on Hulu an ABC. Okay, Katie, Katie's perking up, Katie, Okay, what did you think of the the first episode? And talk to us about the ratings.

I loved it. I thought it was great. I'm not surprised that it has the highest three. I think a lot of people are really excited about it. I thought he was great I thought the women were great.

We were right, and how we were right?

The women were I was like, morning, good for them? I do you rooting for?

Oh? Go ahead?

Yes, well I like I like Edith, I like I love her like long silver hair, oh my god. And I like Ellen and I like Teresa. She had the birthday say which I was a little like, okay, okay, but then later on I did like her and then yeah, I don't know. I just like. The one thing that I think that they should have done differently is like, don't make the women stay up until six A. Yeah, these women are older, Like that's gonna suck them up

The final two questions do you did you agree my assessment that Faith was there was too thirsty to bust out the guitar to get a compliment and then go. But first let me sing you an acoustic guitar song, just like Jed the dog the dog food jingle.

Guy.

I found it a little cringey. I didn't think it was like, I don't know. I don't think a morning day. I don't don't think her motives are bad like I think she's there to find love. Like I don't. I don't really get that. Like he seemed to like the song.

He loved it, he loved it.

He just seems very excited to be there, you know, Like I don't know.

Okay, doctor Banana, were you freaked out by the by the guitar coming out?

No?

Not really. I mean she had such like rocker babe vibes from the start. Uh. Honestly, it's hard for me to be like, she's only here for her music career because I'm.

Like, but she's a morning show djit yeah, and he said you look beautiful and she's like, thank you, but first, here's an enormous acoustic guitar. Let me play you in an original song.

It's so hard to like think of these women being here for the wrong reasons. Like they're so I'm just saying.

They're so grandmother.

Yeah, they're so like just like they're just trying to hold on for dear life literally because this show is so over, Like every scene they're like like their energy is for a tick.

Okay, you're making them stay up here.

I'm never gonna not gonna be a knight.

And then also, did you guys watch this week's episode yet.

I haven't watched it yet. I'm gonna watch it when we're done recording.

I have not watched you, Okay, I have some thoughts.

Okay, why we'll get him. We'll get to them. Okay, and uh, you know, I can unplug and then you wave when you tell do you want to say the thoughts to Anna? As I watched?

It's fine, It's okay, talk about it next time.

Okay, Brenda, what are your two Brenda? What are your two cents? Brenda? What are your two cents?

Well?

My two cents are? You know? I spend so much time in the Bravo verse that it's very strange coming back over to Disney. So I just I just if there's a Golden Bachelor, I'm like, where's Luyanne, Where's Sonia Morgan? Where's fucking Erica?

Jane Like, oh my god, that's great. And Sona Morgan son Sonya would love him, Yes, she was, And I feel like he would like Luanne. He likes a brunette. He likes his sultry brunette. Okay, here we go, now here we are, We're back in Paradise. We got the fun editing they did it again with the opening. I mean, I feel like the editors are on fire once again. It's always fun. I feel like they're not giving Wells the screen time that I.

Want, right.

I feel like he's less than ever? Am I wrong?

Why isn't he hosting the show? It's so dumb.

I know so great, he's so great. I have come around a little bit to Jesse Palmer forty four hosts. I don't know when his birthday is or when he's not going to be forty four, but like the Jesse Palmer forty four hosts.

I think the age is just going to go down like next time exactly.

That's what I hope. But my birthday.

And by the way, Jesse Palmer is literally doing like the biggest college football game of the week on ABC now each week. I like him so yes he is.

Yes, I thought he gave all that up. He did not man terrible on the field.

Okay, he's in the booth.

Now Son, here we go, We're back. If we recall last week, uh, Will goes these there was the drama between Will and Kylie and Olivia, Olivia of the toe sucking fame Will Okay, my main headline for this episode is turns out Will has banana pants and I'm here for it. Absolutely unhitched the tears, and it actually felt so serily unhinged in a way that I loved er well,

I was gonna say, Who's Will? I was too lazy to google? And where did he come from? Was a p A on the last season of The Bachelorette.

We learned this was Mike Carrozza last week, who actually has a memory. Unlike me, I flush everybody after each season. I have no memory unless you're like Braden, I have no memory. So Mike reminded us that he was on I believe Michelle's season and he got like some jacket. They went they had one on one day and he got to keep somewhere like one something. He got a jacket and then bure No, the pizza preneur, threw the jacket in the pool, and I feel like Will cried about the Will cry.

Yeah, he cried.

Yeah, he was.

Okay, he's in touch. He's in touch with this feeling. So he's he's gonna. He's he's a delicate the river, he's a he's a tender man. He's probably an aquarius or so, I don't I don't know anything. I don't know what it is. He's delicate, Okay, so that's who he is. He didn't last long. A lot of these people are. We're not huge players.

So he says, can see why he could.

He's incredible television though.

Yeah, he goes so great. He's good for the white dude.

He goes to Kylie and he's taught and he's like, you know what I told Olivia. I told Olivia that he's falling for Kylie. So he breaks off Olivia and he goes Kylie, Kylie, Kylie, and the second you say to a producer on camera that you're falling for somebody, your heart is going to be smashed to pieces within fourteen seconds or less.

Err and fully well, you know, I did full circle with Will. I did, I did. I texted you.

Oh.

I was like, oh, Will's a gay man, and then twenty minutes later I was like, no, I don't think he's gay.

I think he's broken okay.

And then at the very end, I was like, oh, I want him to be with someone because he's a just a fragile.

He almost it looks like he needed a mom at the end of the episode and.

Not a lumber.

Yeah, like he just yeah, he just so. Now I got a real soft spot for Will.

I know he's he seems authentically gentle.

You know what I mean.

He seems authentically like.

I feel he could fall in love with like a tree if it blew the right way, like you know what I mean.

Like I feel like he is so overly needs someone, yet I.

Fear he will literally just go with anyone.

Brendan Smith, I see you shaking your head.

I totally agree. And I'm realizing that there's a role for Wells to play that they haven't really flushed out, okay, which is I really feel like we need an on set coach. We need a guy like Wells to be like, bro, slow down, down, Bro, have another my tie, have a fucking shrimp cocktail takes. Fucking take a gummy if you brought some secret gummies with you, but fucking slow down because this guy put his heart on his sleeve right away.

They're gonna stab you.

Okay.

I feel like Yeah, and Wells is actually a good He's he's a warm, good person to talk to, Doctor Banana. Do you agree with Brendan that I think that's actually a really good idea to like because he he would naturally be good. His advice is naturally like. He is a cool guy and he and he and Wells his sensitive. He's not like a super bro like but he's really seen enough of this up can you imagine having his job and watching this up close, and just when he'd be like.

I wish, Oh my god, I wish too.

Can you imagine I.

Just drink all day and watch these idiots try to find Love's a dream?

See what if we could do it together?

Are you kidding? Literally?

I just want to and watch this unfold. I would love to just watch the diseases spread while I'm hammered.

I would love to be the on on set person talking to I mean I would be so I would be good at like.

Wollo, do you like boats?

Yello?

Doctor Banana? What do you think about? Is Will? As Will like too? Is he? Is he gonna fall in love with anything?

Is Will out of his goddamn mind? Yes? He definitely is, because I've never Here's the interesting thing he was. I

That's weird.

God Dave, Katie, Yeah.

He doesn't know, he does not know who he is.

Katie just perked right up, grab the googling yet having I know.

I'm just so surprised because like he's cried multiple times and it's been two episodes, Like, yeah, I do. I like Will though, but I have to say, like the karma was kind of like satisfying.

Well so Olivia. I guess Livy's hammered and she's buzzed and she's like talking to somebody off camera, Kylie, you are a snake. Will was just a stepping stone. You're using him for a rose. Now I want Avon to come down, q Avan and and and he's coming down and like she's like, I'm making my move. Can we also just discuss how Rachel, who was already so insecure as the double bachelorette must be, must be spinning out the fact that she was double bachelotte. They sent her

Brendan the face on her.

Uh.

There was a certain point when everyone was talking about Hannah, and you can see all that she wanted to do is either call her therapist or call her sponsor or whoever she has, or her sister. I don't know the fuck she goes to in times of crisis, but you can see her soul leave her body and be just as anonymous as she was when I saw her at the Melrose Sunday Trading Markets and nobody knew who she was, just walking around with FA.

I read something about her recently and it was that so I don't I don't know if you guys ever heard this, but she got a breast reduction like a year or.

Two ago, and after after she was after.

She was a bachelorette and she literally said, like walking onto the beach was like night and day, Like she's never felt more comfortable in her life. Like I guess that breast reduction is very much needed just for her to feel comfortable as a person. And she said, the whole time she was on the Bachelorette, she was so uncomfortable. She just like didn't know what to do with herself. She didn't feel comfortable in any of the clothes and the styling. It was just like and she says, she

I'm sure guys just like talked to her chest for so many years, you know what I mean. And I'm sure she's just kind of like relax a little bit, Katie, I saw you perk up.

No, I was gonna say, I kind of feel like that too, Like I feel like she's just enjoying the okay, you know, like okay, spiral yet or anything, Okay, so here we go.

Kylie's freaking out. She's never met even, but he's done three hearts and a fire emoji on her Instagram, and here he comes, and she is so nervous and she keeps saying out loud. She she disches Will so fast, she doesn't it doesn't like the door doesn't even hit him in the face on the way out, like she cannot. She doesn't even turn around, and she's like saying to so Will even pulls her aside. She is zero game, and she's saying to him, I have zero game. Be cool,

I'm not a fan. I am just not a fan. I just listen. Like at one part of me is like, how do you go from like a date with Will where it's like so like, I don't know. I just was like, Okay, they're adorable. I get real attached real quickly too, and I'm like, oh my god, I love these kids great, and then the next day such a hard pivot, and then I remember, oh my god, they're twelves, they're hammered. Okay, you know, I get it, you know, but I just it was so like she did it twice. Right.

I know she did, you know what I mean.

So now she's like over to like narcissists like and so I go, oh, I'm done, I'm done. So I don't know, I'm just I just thought that was like she did it like like, well, what would I say to Olivia. I'm like, just get some get some balls, go over there and just say like just something like sorry, this is really awkward, and just like I kind of like like just be be like a real person.

So now I'm like, I'm I'm done.

I saw Katya Leving getting excited and then Brenda and I see you.

I thought she did talk to Will before she went on the day.

Not no, she didn't much later much later after she you.

Know, she agreed and then she pulled Will aside and was like, hey, you know, I'm going to do this because I owe it to myself and then he did his whole like women positivity, like you're an independent woman and you should be able to find uh.

Oh, okay, I'm sorry.

So great.

Yeah, it was so brief and it took me and then it was else first, I think, and well they.

Pulled that well, it was also before like she was he quickly pulled her aside, and then he asked on the date and she was like yeah. Then they walked off and held hands. So it wasn't like, hey, let me talk to Will first.

That's I guess that's what I mean. I just felt.

See multiple things and then it showed us that because I was like, oh my god, she's not going to talk to me yet, but she.

If it was me and I was Will, I would want if somebody was like, uh, doctor Shamwan Shamala, do you want to go out with me and he's like yeah and then runs off holding hands. I wanted to be like, yeah, let me let me just talk to my person, like I just just give me one second, and then I would hope they would talk to me first without walking off and holding hands. From the pullopup, Brendan Smith, I saw you can say yes, I'm sorry, oh yeah, yes, yes, Aaron Foley.

No, I'm sorry, Brennan.

I was just gonna say, you can say like, yeah, I'll go on a date with you and immediately turned it.

But like, I really want to talk to you know, I want to talk to Will first, like just.

Someone earlier holding hands immediately. I'm on Aaron Foley's side on this one, brendans.

Man, I was gonna say, I love the fact that all these people know who each other are before we get to the beach. I love the fact that you take all of the bachelors and bachelorettes from the franchise, from all the different seasons, and they're.

All in like a line night they're a Luni.

But they're all in one giant hot person blender where they're all checking each other on Instagram and they're sliding into others dms and they're cross pollinating, and they're showing up in San Diego and they're finking to go into Vegas and all the shit. Like it's kind of the weirdest fraternity and sorority in America.

It really has turned full San Diego because it used to be, uh, it used to be Nashville. When we went to Nashville.

It was Nashville.

Now it's bro Central down in the gas Lamp District down in San Diego. Doctor Banana thoughts on will Olivia and Kylie and even I'm actually.

Really enjoying Olivia. I think she has perfect chaos energy and she also feels like the realist person I've ever seen on BMP, Like she'll it I'd be like, you're a fucking asshole. Oh did I say BMP I met b IP. Sorry, I was like, what is the m safe?

I don't know that's her magic BI.

Sorry. Also BMP is Big Money Players Network and it's my mind is all podcast mush But uh no, b I, she's the realest person we've ever seen. Like her energy is like someone I would hang out with, like someone who's messy, who's like kind of like this is stupid and like you're an idiot and honestly you're gonna get fucked over, and you're like, yeah, that's one of my friends.

I did like, Okay, yes, yes, Aaron Foley.

Sorry I was. I don't mean to be cunning.

There's never too much, Aaron Foley.

I'm sorry, will I I just want more takes of Jesse Palmer looking surprised when a guest, when a BP contestant comes down.

Like he has no idea. Oh my god, where have you been. I'm like, you've you've met them seventeen times.

You know exactly who's coming down away, you know exactly you have.

Oh my god, I mean literally, it.

Does show you why there is a screen actors.

And that he was a football player and not an actor.

Okay, so then why don't we take a quick break and we'll come back with the date and more chaos. Yes this time, that's all right. Put on my keys, and Rebecca, I just want everybody to know, and I'll and I'll text doctor Banana to put on our Facebook page. My computer is on a box for zoom, and Mittens is in the box and my end show. She's at the podcast recording, hiding in a box kind of like a tent. And she's also participating guys, her motor's not

Here.

Mittens is like's you gonna taste of that California sunshine.

She's good to set. She wants to go to San Diego hang out with Aaron. Okay, and we're back, so here we go. Will is having anxieties, having anxiety thoughts, and so she's like she Kylie says to him beforehand, like will you are the biggest green flag. You want to be with me? And that is and if we're together forever, this will only make us stronger. And she's like, yeah, you're right. And then and so then in comes Avan and they go on a date. So it's Avan and Kyllie.

I loved the timing of the falling in the pool because at first I was like, okay, like the whole thing with Olivia, I was like, oh, that guy's a dick whatever, and then he falls in the pool and I was like, I love like life is like that was just the most perfect moment, Like I didn't handle myself right, Oh my god, I've got the girl falls in the pool and he just looked demoralized and it was an amazing moment. Well the amazing They also.

Put a table next to like the deep end, so they had it on like a shallow shelf, and put her chair next to like the deep end so that he really.

Told him it was like an inch of waters the.

Whole and then he fell in and then they replayed it like fifteen times, just like it. I also love the editing of her, of her going this is the greatest moment in my life, her saying hi to Avon and it was like nothing, but she's like, I'll never forget this and this moo. The editors are great. Brendan Smith.

I hate Champagne. So it's hard to be a contestant on Bachelor and Paradise. I know, and I know when I was on season two of Bachelor in Paradise, I was always saying, if I'm going to go on a date with someone, can I at least have some vodka or like at the very least like some stella or am still light. But they were like, but they were like, no, bro Champagne. That's all we drink. And it is so weird to me that people drink so much champagne on this fucking shelf.

They really do.

It was hard, Yea, the boat was the boat was tense. It was I felt, I did. I felt.

I felt bad for both, for both of them. But I've also never I've broken wine corks before, but I've never broken a champagne court.

Nobody has.

And then no one.

Take a wine yeah, to get into one more bottles.

No, They're just like, good luck, buddy.

No one's ever broken a champagne cork. It's uncompassive. You cannot break a champagne cork. And then she's literally kissing him and going, I want to wake up to him every day for the rest of his life, my life, and have his babies. She's so all in Katie Levine, and I see you leaning forward.

I just wanted to go back to Kylie dealing with the cork and the falling the pool. She was so sweet about it, like she was.

Sweet with both of you. She was like, Oh, don't worry.

About it, like it was. I really was like, I really liked that because like she made them feel better. And I thought, like, I haven't agreed with, you know, some of her actions, but I just thought that was like a.

Sweet thing she did. I also like, because I get nervous on dates. I like that she just says it out loud to the person. She's like, I feel like an idiot. I like you so much. I liked you since I saw you. I wanted you to be the bachelorette and wasn't you. But here we are. I've thought about this all the time.

You liked.

I think you'd be put a fire emoji.

I want to marry you.

I wanted to be the the last first day and I remember the rest of my life. I love that she just says it all out, and.

I was shocked.

I was like, Okay, that's when you need Welles to come in, Bren, that's when you need the coach to come in on the side of the yacht, being like, oh no, what.

A blown opportunity. I mean, at least at least he's there to open the champagne bottle.

Yes, Anna, he's he's gonna leave her, right, Hey, then he's got to.

Yeah.

When she said all that, I was like, oh, that's not good, but also incredible sort of the power of the fire emoji.

Oh my god, like.

The way she was like, he put a fire emoji. He wants to be the father of my children. It's like.

Doctor doctor banana, doctor banana. In Hot person world, a fire emoji means a lot. He he wants.

To move to Charlotte and raise a family with me.

Yeah, that's what a fucking fire emoji means in hot person world. Yeah, those are the rules. Those rules. Got to get the handbook.

Yeah, by the way, can we also just discuss did he even talk to Rachel? Like he almost proposed to Rachel? Like he's like, you know, we left and we're good, but like there was there even any acknowledgment that was like we met each other's families, Like I had sex with you and I was about of proposed to you, and then you picked that idiot, Like did we just not even they have the interat and we're like, oh my god, goodness you.

And that was like Jesse, remember Jesse addresses it. He goes like, hey, you know, last time I saw you you were uh trying to bang Rachel after that after the final rules, Am I right?

Yeah?

Even was like, yeah, but we're over that now, and I was like, yeah, cool, cool band aid over the most awkward situation.

It's okay. I just want to say that out loud because it makes me feel a little crazy that I was like, did that mine? I have so much information in my head of so many idiotic things.

I was expecting there to be drama when they saw each other, and instead it was like, oh, hey, what's up. It makes me think like they must have hung out and probably had sex.

And then of course I've called wagon Wheel Wagon that's my side, that's my off shoot of stage coaches.

I've been so drunk at wagon Wheel. Oh my god, I don't even remember it.

I applied to get into see so many guys Wheel Wagon Wheel. I was the bell of the ball at wagon Wheel. I had my chuck roast, I had my prairie dog, my Prairie dog competition. I had a yodling, I had I had a uh it tossed the horseshoe at my crotch.

I don't know if you guys know this, but this particular weekend in southern California is the heavy metal Coachella. It's Guns and Roses, ac DC, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Tool, Metallica. You're prom it's I promm. No members of Bachelor Bachelorette Nation will be in it. Know that this weekend? Yeah?

Would you be like they're the best.

If there's yeah, I'll date either one.

They will be there.

If I can get like a free if I can launch my hard Seltzer line there, then it's gonna happen.

Okay, Okay, wheel Hard.

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Quick tangent. Craig Conover has a brand new blue crab pillow for sale on his website.

So well, maybe we could do a Chones collab, or I could do a chon Esa print on a Southern pillows. So then here we go. Okay, so then we have so will is anxious and popped the cork and said she was like, oh my god, you know, I'm so not surprised. I like to you in person. Oh my god, it's just like I was worried about all the hype. You can lead up to the hype, but you know what's boiling moment.

Up in my head.

But I wanted it to be you. I wanted this. I kiss he's my man, and I want to kick I want to kiss him and wake up with him forever, every day, every day for the rest of my life, and make babies.

Yeah.

Wow, pumped the brakes. Then we have Blake and Jess. Blake for his eighteenth go round on The Bachelor. He's back and seventeenth time is a charm just and glitter covered Jess and and then seems like he's like, I love that. She's so sweet. And they're hanging out in the infinity pool saying their favorite curse words, and she he looked downright shocked by whatever flew out of her mouth. What do you think it was? Aaron Foley?

I thought that was so unbelievably funny. I don't know, I don't know her, but she just, you know, we.

Don't need sweet.

Little she's with glitter.

That's always as a.

Sex appeal of like a you know, a mouse, and she is just I was like, of course they're they're together for forty eight hours until someone else walks down and she'll be devastated. And her Yeah, she just needs to you know, she's just chop at Old Navy and she's just.

Like a khaki princess anyway.

So anyway, glitter just.

A khaki princess covered.

And then whatever she said was like full on gutter like and I was I just thought that was so unbelievably funny.

It was so it was edited perfectly, but like it was she dropping like see you next Tuesday. It felt like she was she was dropping something into that that's so like an f bomb into see you next Tuesday.

He look like he looked shocked.

Didn't even occur to me that it could be if that was on the end of it.

If there was, I thought it might have been like a see you see you next Tuesday with a y like wow, that's fine. I think at one point he was like, oh, maybe I ken danger Like I think, you know, I split up.

He got he was I feel like he got a little boner from whatever. Like it it was like, oh, you're like you got a little pepper in your pot.

Okay, yeah, I was excited for her too.

It actually looked like it woke him up from the like kind of friend zone. Cama, Yeah, Brendan, your hand is up. What do you got, sir?

I want to know?

And I think I hear the computer.

I think maybe Katie or doctor Manna can answer this question. Do we did we ever find out why Blake Moins and Katie Thurston split up?

Great questions? She dumped him immediately? Didn't she to go date that other guy? Didn't he didn't she dump him? Katie Levine?

They I think they stayed together for a little bit and then they broke up. And then not long after she started dating that other guy that she cut pretty early in her show. Yeah, I've heard his name, John. I think he's really cute. And then they broke John and her broke up because now she's on f Boy Island anyways.

Lot's Boy Island.

Yeah, I don't. I can't watch.

I thought she was on b I.

I think she shows up. She'd be like a weird bacherette.

She does show up, Yes, so she's doing two dating shows. She's doing that. I don't know she ruins people?

I know? Am I going to tell you?

Guys?

Some gossip camera.

I don't know if we found out why they broke up though, because I don't remember. Anna, do you remember I.

Did, they didn't. I don't recall if it came out other than it probably.

Not working. Yeah, that type of shit.

Okay, all right, right, So then so then Cat and Braiden, and Cat is like, oh, Brayden's a sweet boy. You know, I didn't think I was gonna explore something with somebody.

And they are.

She's afraid to kiss him underwater. I mean, he's in his cute, flirty Braiden phase, which he early he was early on with Charity. So he's in the like giddy when they went to the ball field before he becomes like a total like asshole talking to the producers off camp. He's in his flirt mode and I don't trust it, but Aaron fully doesn't know who he is. How do you feel about Braiden Aaron Fuley first impressions.

Well, okay, I'm just gonna say it. I know he's not like a good one or whatever. He's good to find him.

I find him to be so cute, like if I was straight, like he would be my that's my type. Like, yes, if he was, I have.

Well, when I was with guys, it was I had a real My type was like any like Latin lover. That's why I'm like obsessed with j love. But anyway, but this guy I find. I find him adorable.

He can live, so I know. No, I don't know anything about but I love.

Oh my god, you literally picked me. You picked the dumbest bro in Southern California.

Yeah, no, that's your type.

Nope, No, but nope, I'm telling your significant other twenty something.

And I was he was like, full side, I'd be like, I get on that pick.

Such a bro.

Bro ultimately is bro.

He's not given me broke right now.

Though, but he is.

That's why he's tricky.

That's what I was saying.

He fills you with the earring.

Next time I see you and your significant other at six o'clock in the morning, walking cheater, I'm gonna say you know what, you know what her real type is the dumbest bros in Southern California, the man who won mister Bro San Diego twenty twenty four.

He's not giving me bro right now. The other two are giving me bread.

He put on the earring a little something the earing and the accessories. He went to like fucking Claire's at the mall and he.

A fresh fresh eyes, not knowing any Him and the other two Sam and Pilot Pete or whatever, the Pete and Pete.

Those two are just so bullery. Whatever, if I have to pick between.

Him, No, you're right, listen and the other two. You're right, you're right. Sean sucks, sucks, you're right. I want you to know that my friend Laurie, who does the podcast, he's married to Miguel Love.

Laurie Love.

She considers Dean her boyfriend from when we did the podcast at Outside Lands and he was nice to her and he looked her in the eyes and because she couldn't go to like the next party with us, and he kept going, Laurie, no, you don't have to go home, and she's like, you're right, but I have a wife, and he's like, come on, Laurie, just come out with us. And she is so in love a Dean, and she

If Abercrombie and Fitch and white Claud got together and had a baby, it would be Braiden.

But she goes involved, okay, so here we go. So then they're underwater they're kissing. Meanwhile, Eliza is talking about

I didn't know.

I like him, but he can't commit. I'm really thrown that he kissed Mercedes. She starts crying. She goes to Aarin. She's like, I'm crying and he's like, oh no, I know I should have told us earlier. I really like you. And then and that drama. Who wants to go first? I thinkink Katie Levine needs it. I see her later forward with them. She said, a hard fucking day, So take it away. Girlfriend.

This really pissed me off because everything that happened to her to Eliza last season was her.

Own self inflicted.

She's acting like she was like cheated on last year, and it's like, no, no, no, you were dating Rodney and then you chose someone else, and it's like these two just met, they just started hanging out. He was honest with her, he was straightforward, and it's like, if she's gonna act like that, I don't think she should be in Paradise, that's not Wasn't.

She a late comfort? Didn't he kiss her before she came down to the beach. Wasn't before she even arrived. Am I wrong about that?

I think it was just like the first night that they kissed.

I don't know.

I was just like, I think it's you know, hey, he's being honest with you. He likes you enough, he wants you to know this so you don't find out elsewhere, and he wants to be like, I just want to be with you though, And then it's like you're freaking out, being like, oh, I'm in another love trial, and it's like, no, you're not. First of all, second all, that was your fault last year, So what the fuck do.

You triggered by something you did?

Yeah?

Yeah, I mean that's really solid thing.

It was so weird. I was just like, you don't reaction.

She Oh, she was so annoying, just boring.

So I'm like, they're per I know he I don't trust him, and I know you're having issues with him. Anna, you don't trust him, right.

Or don't I don't trust Aaron be at all?

And how do you feel about Eliza and her? And so I see that head and Eliza and her triggering, her triggering herself from Eliza.

I'm sorry, Just you're fine, And he's like, I kissed another girl and she was like no, and it's like.

She's Katie is not well.

No.

But then also I felt bad for Mercedes too because she didn't know this was happening. And then they come over her like something happened. She goes, did I do something? And like she's like very concerned, and I was like, this is just this is just such fake drama. It just pissed me off, the whole situation.

Brend Yeah, I did too. She was and then he and then she was just getting blown off, Like Okay, it's hard to compete with Eliza. She's so fun. I mean, everybody there is a fifteen, and Eliza's like a seventeen, you know what I mean. It's like they're already gorgeous, but it's like hard of whatever your fella's fallen for, Like she's just it's just like it's annoying.

Did you say they're all fifteen?

Yeah, they feel fifteen.

I could pick a couple of First of all, the guys are not fifteen.

The ladies are fifteen.

Brooklyn and Cat eight.

Why has nobody talked to Brooklyn because she was adorable in his Star?

Oh? Was she okay?

Because she's got resting sour like, I don't want to be here. She's like, I'm packed. It's like it's like an hour in.

But I feel like if no one's talking to you, that feels bad and you're like, no one is talking to me. And she kind of had a star turn and she had a heart upbringing and like so like, if you're there and not one person showing interest in you, it'd be hard not to fold in on yourself.

Brendan'san it feels like she isn't even putting herself out there.

That's a good point.

I could do it.

Is Brooklyn, am I forgetting? Is Brooklyn Barbara Mandrell's niece. She's not. Okay, I'm that's Christina Mandreu. But Brooklyn came in hot. She was one of the first five women introduced of that previous season of The Bachelor, right at the right, Like, wasn't she didn't she come out of the gate really hot on the last.

And Cat had beef, which they say, whatever the hell.

I was also going to say, I don't think that Aaron b he didn't get the benefit of a rehab on Bachelor and Paradise as you usually get when you come straight out of the Bachelorette because he ended on such a bad note on that show. So I still have a residual I don't like Aaron b stuff in me, you know what I mean. So I'm not rooting for him.

No, he's well, but then he him again, Brandon, he came back and he was Okay, he's just kind of a tool.

He's just kind of a tool.

Okay, So then here we go. So then cut to Cat and Breden tongue kissing in the pool, and then.

My boy, they have a good kiss.

They have good chemistry. He does look like a good heble. They're kind of hot together. Meanwhile, here we go, Here comes Hannah Brown. Should we take a quick commercial break and come back and talk about Okay, We're gonna take a quick break and we're back Hannah Brown.

Look, oh my god, who it's interesting Hannah.

Some people, Oh my god, Oh my god, my queen, Oh my god, my queen, Oh my god.

She's just a quick question. Did Hannah sa save a family of like ten from a burning building that I missed?

Y's like why they have been so many bachelorettes?

And then she had like kind of she had kind of like a scandal and then like, like, again, why all of about it? Like some people I know are Hannah's their favorite bachelorette. I like Caitlin, I like Charity, like like the weird Reverence. I feel like the producers made that, like she must just be best friends with whoever the producer currently is. Do you agree with that?

Aaron Foley, I thought I missed something because I took literally two seasons off, so I was like, something must have happened.

It's because I liked her.

I had I thought she was enjoyable.

Yeah, she's I was excited to see.

Her come down the stairs. But then when they all started talking about her, then I immediately was like, what in good God is happening?

It was like what it was?

It was wild. People were like, what's the one that's just hanging out with my boyfriends?

Yeah? No, Cat, Cat hang out with your boyfriend.

Cat was like, you just take him, you just take him as Hannah, Yeah, she's just take my boyfriend.

And I was like what it was literally like just take him over being an awe her for you to go take my boyfriend. To have my boyfriend still from Hannah Brown would be my.

I'll just go into the water I'll drive myself. I will literally kill myself my boyfriend. It was wild take on a lot of water and.

What it was was it who was a Virginia Wolf? Didn't she walk.

Into the water?

Like what the fuck?

Like?

And then like the little glitter jest, she was like, I mean, how can I con? I may as well just go home now. I literally I'm like Starstarck is like Taylor Swift. She's my Taylor Swift. I'm like, what Katie Lavi and I know she's mad.

No, I was just so confused, like I was confused to it just like didn't make sense. Like I was like, is it because like she wrote a book? Is she is it? Because she dated she did Tyler.

The Tyler Factor? And then she did win the Special Forces show on Fox?

Oh she did?

She did?

Oh, which means she beat Tom Sandal.

That the second season. She was in the first season?

Oh ship.

Is it? Okay?

But also maybe she's maybe she's being put up for like in like a hosting role.

It felt like there was a.

P R she's running for president?

It was.

It was why.

Someone that with no experience? So that's the perfect.

So then she's like, I'm gonna strow. Let me talk to all the boys who and all the guys are like, well, I'm with I'm with so and so, but I'm available. All of them were available.

Lake was the funniest because like he was just looking at her being like, yeah, I mean, I'm with Jess, but if you want to funk, I'm down. Like it was just that's right, if I recall, wasn't he like, I'm a really horny guy.

I'm really sexual in the house. He was always about horny thing he did with art, the art thing that's right, Okay, so obvious. So everybody starts struck. Blake is open. People were like it would be my honor and then they're like and then she's like me, first, okay, touch, look but don't touch. I would get it. I got peekaboo, I see you. I got engaged. Don't worry, Nana. I'm Hannah Brown. So now I'm gonna meet you down at

Man?

And I was like, this feels weird and then they're like, oh right, heard what is And they're like Okay, Sean, how confident are you in your current connection? Like, basically, she's just there to stir the pot and everybody's everyone's basically like I like the person I came with what I am up and next week to fuck somebody else is basically the gist of every answer, Doctor Banana, How did you feel about that?

I thought? How? Like, first of all, they were like, what is she doing here? I'm like, well, she was in the franchise. This is not really like, yeah, crazy that someone from the fratranchise would be on Bachelor and Paradise. Why are you guys all asking this is so crazy?

Yeah?

Isn't right now?

Yeah, she's a president, Like she's president. Why is she here? It's like she was on the show like four or five years ago. Relax? Why is Will here? That's a better question.

Who is Will? Who is the girl.

That keeps saying she's got hives on her neck? Who is that? Legitimately?

Who is that?

Cats cat?

The other one, the other one? Who's poop baby? Who is that?

Oh my god, the poop? Yeah? Who is poop? Who is that? Okay, so I said this, I said this last week, and I'm saying this. Look I'm over forty. I'm not trying to make fun of anybody's age. She looks like an adult woman that could be our peer, and yet it says she's twenty seven and it's not that she's like really, she just presents as a woman. And I let's just cut to this because I found it fascinating that the pieces. So the guy that's up for grabs is Peter Peter Pilot. We got another fucking

Poo Baby is not competing for Peter Pilot. She's with Aaron s Oh, yeah.

You're right, you're right, you're right. We have Okay, we have Greer, who I have no memory of except for she reminds me of just and she gets scolded for.

Having She her personality is.

She has the one that got yelled at from having Q four for having goals for Q four.

Then we have Cat with the fun eyes, the cat Cat. And then so he says to her, I'm the most attractive and he's like, He's like, you're a blonde bombshell. She's kind of fun in a day she's like, you like me the most.

Like.

Then we have Brooklyn that nobody's talked to but was like, I feel like if she'd gotten to go right after her season, she would have been a hotter commodity. But people forget. And then the fourth person is who who is the fourth one?

It was Greer and then Olivia Olivia.

Oh, Olivia Olivia Olivia. Yeah, okay, So so they're all fighting. And then and then so Peter's loving He's like, I'm basically the Bachelor of the beach. They have their cocktail hour, he's loving it, and these are the guy every guy hated Peter if we remember it after the final.

Rows, why right?

And I see why because he sucks. So he goes and then he decides again to get more airtime. It's so clear that it's for airtime that he pulls poop baby aside, and.

He keeps saying, watch him. He looks at the camera all the time, just keep an eye out for that.

Okay, Well, he pulls poop baby aside, and he kept saying, you seem I felt this was unkind for the person who looks the oldest there, even though she says she's twenty seven. Which I believe, and I'm not trying to shame somebody's age. She just seems she doesn't seem like a ding dung. She seems like a like a like a lady. You know, she seems like a thirty five year old lady, but she's twenty seven. And he keeps saying to her, you seem really mature, and Aaron looks older.

And they're fifty six.

Yeah, they're both fifty six. They both claim to be between twenty seven and thirty two. It's shocked. I'm like, that's not true, and that's fine, but I'm just shocked that that's the fact. So he kept going, you're mature, you seem really mature, and I was like, are you calling? Are you saying she looks older? Like it felt like he just kept saying, you seem really mature. You're much more mature than the other, and he seems mature, basically

I was like, oh, you know, I didn't mind Peter whatever. But then I just when he started dancing in the background, and.

I literally was like, yeah, this guy, I need a wave, Like I need a huge wave to take.

Him out, you know what I mean.

Like, I was like, I can't, I can't stand five more seconds of that. And then the mature I just yeah, but the fake fight was so funny. It was like did you call me? Did you did you call me immature? Would you say did you say mature? Immature? I was like, oh, this is getting heated. Yes, this is someone's not gonna swing at any point in time.

No one's gonna swing. And then how much did you enjoy the preview of them calling in medics and her being willing to be on TV as the person that needs surgery to get her poop baby out.

Aaron, I can't believe this is happening. But why wouldn't you just go, like, why wouldn't you just like, if you can't go to the bathroom, which is a legitimate thing, you just go, oh, you know, something came up and you leave the show.

My grandfather got my grandfather sick.

Yeah, literally anything my uncle got sick.

You don't have an I cahoon, don't worry about it, okay, Brendan Smith. The fight, the maturity, the break dancing, the poop baby Brendan.

Okay, well one, I'm an Irish Catholic. We don't talk about those kind of things that people are supposed to do in private and talk about either. We don't talk about that.

Doctor talks about it no twenty four hours a day. U. And I'm like, and he will literally like in his apartment, he'll pop his head in and go, did you just poop? And I'm like, no. I. I I would to like open up a shoot in this apartment and just slide out a barrel, roll out of this window. You'll never see me again, particularly if I did, just like like, I'm never gonna tell like, I'm so mortified. He's hey, buddy, really we all poop guys.

I no, Irish people don't do that. We don't do that for me.

Don't.

You don't talk about poop either, do you. It's an Irish thing. We don't talk about poop. I bet my grandmother.

Very private thing.

I was.

Here's a great story. In seventh grade, uh, we did a class camping trip in Bear Canyon, New Mexico. Raja was the smartest kid in our class and he wouldn't go. He wouldn't go. He was the smartest. He was a little tiny guy. And on the on the fourth night, we were all sequestered and the teachers were with all Raja, begging, begging all Raja al aa Walia to just go to the bathroom. And a conversation went like this, Raja, please you have to go to the restaurant. Leave me alone. Raja,

No, I would just kept it myself.

I just wouldn't. We knew anybody, We knew, we knew. We We called them five.

Trips to Europe, ride and go for like a month, and I didn't tell anybody. You just keep it inside, like the poop that's living in all of your intestines. You just don't sit truly.

Like, can't believe us, You guys like it's just poop. We all poop.

It's no, it's too with.

A camera and a sexy island.

As much as I don't mind talking about my poops and my bms, I'm totally fine with it. It's fine. I don't think I would do that. I don't think i'd be like, yeah.

She's a poop what Arden said? She will forever now be known as does the poop lady?

Yeah, go to the medics. But I don't think so, because you know how quickly you.

Guys forget things. You're not gonna remember her.

We don't even know who she is.

Okay, So what did you think of the fight and the break dancing, Doctor Banana.

Well, the dancing was fo I mean that whole situation. I was like, these two white guys look exactly the same to me. She could literally walk off with either of them, and I don't even know who she is. So I'm like, these people have zero consequences on this beach, like there's nothing going on that. I'm like, yeah, this matters. I didn't think it was funny that Well's earning his paycheck. Was like, Hey, what's going on over there?

Oh my god, I want more of our king. Okay. So then so then we find out all the start the shit had stirred and Peter's really annoying, and then uh there's the break dancing, and then he's so excited, and I was shocked. I think he picked. So Peter ended up picking Olivia, I think because he thought she so far had the most storyline commodity. If he's this thirsty and he's doing looking right down the barrel of the camera, the person that see he could probably tell

I think that was a clear friendship rose because he literally said it.

Were they friends? Are they?

He said, like you got basically like fucked over. So I'm giving you this rose for another chance for yourself.

But like, why not to try? Why not try to get something going with cute little greer or something.

He didn't care for them. I don't.

He's awful. We're going to take a quick break and we'll come back and we're gonna do uh, We're gonna sort of make our predictions about who, if any of these are gonna last as a couple, and we'll do tweeted the week and we will read our reviews.

That your villa and it full of the money their grandfollowers.

And we're back. Okay, Aaron Folly, do you think any of the people. So we have we have Cat and Braiden, we have will and it's not is there two cats? There's two cats. There's a cat with a K and a cat. Say cat with a K and Braiden and cat cat? Now with the previews, seems like she's excited for Tanner to come in. And then we have Will and oh we okay, what didn't even talk about Will? Then Will has gotten broken. This is the most important things, So, sir,

Well, this is this was this is what I was like, Oh god, I'm so psyched for this season. Yeah, you know, this is like the money scenes, like this is so great. I feel so much better about all my life choices.

Me too.

I just I felt I felt for him, as really did.

But it was like this weird thing with Mercedes, who I'm a fan, like, I'm listen, be so great of those two ended.

Up together, right whatever. But the way she was holding him, like his head was in her neck.

Like a mom vibe yes.

And then it was sort of like they got caught in this like mother son moment and they're like, oh, we should make out because this is sort of a romantic show.

It was so weird. It was just so just so odd.

But then the best part to me was Kylie's on camera and then she's looking down and she's like sweet off.

The hook, Oh my god, like she was watching you're right, just screaming there she goes I feel watching them make out, saying I'm off the hook. I'm so happy Kati Livie and I see that microphone coming out.

The best part is he's he's doing this, he's like being mothered by her. And then he goes my grandma's name is Mercedes.

He goes right, yes, yeah, and you're just like, okay, what oh I got all yeah, as she's like holding.

Him on her bosom, like my grandma's name is Mercedes, and you're like.

And then when she gave him animal crackers, I was like.

And he's like, what he is fun?

When he was like when he fall in the pool and he's like, I have PTSD and then he's all in and then he's a mess, and then he starts like going Kylie, Kyley, Kylie. Then he's sobbing on the titties. Then he's like hold up, and then he's like it was always Mercedes. Brendan Smith. If you had the job that they should be giving to Wells and you would fly in, what are you going to say to him in your scuba suit?

A dude, what do you want? A cocktail or a gummy? Like that's all that I'm ever going to do. Enjoy your time here, because, by the way, more people are coming like all these discussions like slow down. More people are coming like don't you don't have to attach yourself to the next wagon in the parking lot? You know what I mean?

It was my wagon wheel music festival at a indio this weekend. You can get it an event.

Right.

Where's the pro wrestler guy? Isn't he supposed to be in Bachelor in Paradise?

Oh yeah, right, where's your boyfriend, Katie? Caleb? Where's your boyfriend Katy?

He'll be down at the end, at the end, he's unless he met a girl maybe we don't know.

No, No, he'll be there. He'll be there at the end. He's like, because he's so because he's so good looking, that he'll come down and the girls go. They won't know he is because the season had an aired yet. He'll come down and they'll his his presence will be known. They able to see him and want to climb him like a Reese's monkey. All right, So which couple? So we have so we know that Tanner is going to break up Cat and uh, Cat and your boyfriend? You're broke?

Your brofriend?

You your friend?

What did I call it? Chod Z? Then we have Okay, Blake and Jess, do they stand a chance? Or is Blake gonna go be horn dog with somebody else?

Oh? No, no chance.

Within the next four hours.

So I feel like the best bet is even and Kylie. But I think the producers are so mean they're going to break her heart.

Yeah for sure, But Blake is going to hook up with a producer?

What about Avon?

I can see them staying together. I thought Branden and Kat actually until we saw the coming ups and like, Kat, how quick She's just like?

Then we have how about Aaron and THEO not poop.

The other.

Eliza She's gonna fuck him over, She's gonna like she's gonna.

Freak out over something and then self eliminate.

Okay, then saying that they're gonna stay together. Okay, I think those two.

I think I think they're gonna lock in and and be a couple.

Okay, I'm gonna pick Okay, wait, so then we also have so then we have Rachel and blonde Sean.

No, no, no way, no, okay.

So you if you have to pick one couple, so your couple is your couple is Eliza and Aaron.

Yeah, I'm picking those Okay, I'm gonna go.

I'm gonna go poop baby and Aaron other Aaron. I think they're gonna make it to the end because nobody's going to really make a play for them.

M well, I wouldn't. Yeah, Katie, you.

Have to pick what you have to. You have to for the game of it, for my game, you have to. You don't have to do anything today. You had a hard day.

Brendan.

You have to pick one just for the game of it, just in the game of it, just.

For the game of it. Hannah Brown and the guy who drove her to set.

Okay, okay, and you have to pick one for the Game of It from.

Transportation, Blake and one of these people's mom.

You actually have to pick one. You guys have to pick one. I might say Blake and Jess.

I don't think that will last maybe and jess mom, I don't know. I'm gonna fuck your mom.

That's fun and your best your best friend for sure.

Yeah. Okay, Well, you guys, we got some fun. We got some fun reviews. You guys want to hear them. Here's our fun review. Okay, you guys, we're trying to get to We're trying to get to three. I was trying to say, we're trying to get to six. We should be able to get to three five stars. Arden is running the entertainment business from ash Gasm. I actually cannot help myself. As soon as I see a new ep of any ardent Pod, I have to listen immediately.

Yeah? I really enjoyed them. We got to have them back.

Yeah, they're so fun. I thought they were great, Katie, did you enjoy them?

Yeah, it was such a fun episode. They were really good together and yeah, I mean it was just so fun hearing them talking about Golden Bachelor.

And I felt like it was also like I liked that they were thres desiastic. They weren't judging it, they were in, they gave they had fun hot takes, Like I was here for it. I thought they were. So it's fun when you have like like how Whitney came in hot, you know what I mean? People just and like I felt like people just are like, oh, we like this person. Yeah. Here's a five star review from Minnie Magnolia one of my favorite podcasts. Years ago, my friend sent me a photo of Arden's book because I'm

Rhode Island in the house.

Little roady. Excuse me, we got to do another Brooklyn one. We really really saccy.

Oh, Sandy got it.

We got to go see Aaron Foley's boyfriend down in San Diego. That's so fun. Okay, and then let's see if we got any fun emails. Rosepodcast at gmail dot com. Here we go, we got an email, Joy Draft Picks High Arden and friends. I've been listening to the podcast since covid, and I've listened in order from oldest to newest, despite never watching a single episode of the Bachelor. Because you all are so funny, I decided so she's listened to every episode we've ever recorded and has never watched

Ps.

We are all so deeply invested in The Golden Bachelor that we've already deep dived all of their instagrams. We're crazy. Sincerely, Joy, Joy, I salute you and your friends. I need to know you didn't tell us your picks. We need to know your picks. God bless you for listening to every episode. I think you're in college. Everything about you, No rain shall fall? And Joy Doctor Banana, Katie Levi and production team, what do you want to say to Joy Joy?

You're a trooper because what every single episode? But I'm glad actually that you are deciding to get into Golden Bachelor, because that's this is a fun one.

Yeah, I just I didn't want to know, like what she imagines all the people look like that we're talking about, Like when we about Braidon in his earrings, what does she imagine in her head?

I'm so good, I'm here for all of that. Well, let's go back and pick the tweet of the wake. Okay, for this week only, we are doing last week's tweets of the week just for this week only, but we'll be caught up to date at our next episodes. So if you want to participate in post of the week, Doctor Banana, where do they post? You can tag me on Twitter at ARDA marine A R D e N M y R I N and Ana host a h O S S N I e H and do hashtag w y A t R that's important or on threads

It's just my Instagram at selling host Nie.

It's so great here for all that. Okay, here we go.

That.

And I have to say, I think maybe because of there's two shows at once, we didn't have as many tweets as we normally did for this one, but we sure had some funny ones because we got a lot for the Golden And I think people are like, I can't watch this many shows at once, So don't forget to tweet for or to post for Paradise. Okay o you guys ready, I felt like they were strong and mighty. I have about eight tweets and we're gonna narrow it down to two.

Uh.

This is from our girl Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker Rachel. Good news, Becca, who also had a disastrous breakup post engagement at an Airbnb, found her true love on the beach. Bad news you like Braden, good luck with that?

Great? Oh?

This is from these are from episode one. Just remember put your episode one hat on lou sas a't sir weird l Oh. If only these people took engagement as seriously as they do toa sucking Okay, so then we have number three Megan Rose at Jenka Champion. Our thoughts go out to Jesse Palmer, who has been diagnosed with peter Pan syndrome. He has been forty four since we said goodbye to Chris Harrison. This is from our boy,

Yep.

Okay, Number five trash car trash understor car sixty nine me Braiden can't possibly get worse. Braiden, I grew a shitty soul patch And then the final two Leslie B Hey, Leslie B really loving this montage of Braiden hastily shopping for accessories at the Siolita Airport shop and and here for the right reasons. At for the right reasons. All you have to do is watch Kat perform her emotions to know we are still in the middle of an actor's strike. Okay, what are your top two? Aaron Foley?

Well, my boyfriend Braiden shopping at the cell ulya airport shop.

Yup, great one I love and then toe sucking.

Okay, what was the Cheyenne one? The first one?

Okay, it was this? Here we go these two Shane Constant at Trixie Firecracker, Rachel good news, Becca, who also had a disastrous breakup post engagement at an Airbnb, found her true love on the beach bad news. You like Brayden good luck with that? Or which is true they both had the bad Airbnb breakups on their finales with their guys. Leslie B at Hey, leslie B really loving this montage of Braiden hastily shopping for accessories at this

Smith okay, of all of them, to sucking and Jesse Palmer has been forty four since Chris Harrison left the show.

Okay, here we go. Final two. Leslie B at Hey, leslie B really loving this montage of Branden hastily shopping for accessories at the say Alita Airport shop or or lou sass at Sir Weirdel. Oh if only these people took engagement as seriously as they do toe sucking, Doctor Banana toe sucking or airport shopping.

I'm gonna have Oh that's a tough one. Oh you know what, I'm gonna go toat sucking.

Okay, air and fully toe sucking or airport shopping.

Well, toasucking makes me feel very uncomfortable, so I'm gonna stick with the airport shopping.

Okay, Brendan Smith. Toe sucking or airport shopping.

I'm just gonna go with a tighter joke construction. I'm gonna go with toasucking.

Okay, Katie Levine, do you want to hear toe sucking again?

No?

I choose toastsucking. I think that's great.

Okay, so we have three to second one for airport shopping. I mean we know which one one. But you know what, I'm gonna go to our newcomer, who is a new Tweet of the Week winner, Lou sas at Sir Weirdell. If only these people took engagement as seriously as.

They do toast weird.

Weird out one weird out one Sure at sir Weirdel, You guys don't forget Look, just send your friends in Philly or your son that's going to Penn, I don't know. To City Winery on in Philadelphia Thursday, October twelfth, Friday at the Enormous beth Is the Theater, Friday, the absolutely enormous Our Friday or Wednesday Hump Day. Come have a hump Day with me in Massachusetts and watch my Massachusetts accent come out Wednesday, October eighteenth at City Winery. Okay,

Well, I have a new it's just early stages, but I have a new YouTube channel for ladies sports. It's called her Lights.

That's fun.

So YouTube dot com slash her Lights h R l I G h T S and I just started a couple of weeks ago. But I'm just going to be posting every week fun videos about women's sports.

I'm really proud of you. That's awesome.

Yes, I'm very excited.

I say, Katie.

Leading Pop perked up about that. She got excited.

Well, Katie, you can go next.

What would you like to promote?

As always, please go to your local shelter or rescue and adopt foster a dog, especially in Los Angeles right now, they really really really need fosters. Like I literally can't stress that enough. If you've been thinking about it, please open your home to a foster. If you want to adopt, that's great too, or donate. It just would really help out.

Brendan Smith, what would you like to promote? Thank you so much for doing the pod we always he's he's so great on our Patreon we're breaking down Southern term and he's hilarious, so that is really fun. And he also what would you like to promote Brendan Smith?

Well, of course the brandocast dot com rocktails with them and Zappa Kiss is going to be at the Hollywood Bawl on November third. And of course, now can you imagine I just started listening all the concerts on the sting coming to the Hollywood Ball on Saturday October Hay Wail Indio. Well, of course I aren't made in guns and Roses on Friday night October.

No.

Yeah, just promoting positivity as always, and.

Doctor Banyana, I'm at what am i at anas on Twitter?

At selling host on Instagram, trying to get all your tweets of the week.

Soon you can get all my tickets on my Instagram link or at artomarine dot com. You guys, thank you so much. We love doing this podcast. You we missed you. I'll be back November thirtieth, and I can't wait to see you all in person. And thank you so much for doing the pod.

We love you.

Until next day, send me your show infoks so I can blast it.

HEO.

Everybody goes see Art and she's hilarious.

I'll send you my show info and I will and thank you so much. And until next time, my name is Ardi Marine. Thank you so much, just kidding, bye bye bye.

Oh yeah, you're gonna get all up and you tonight.

It feels so good.

I just got one little questions here.

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