"CHEERS, REGARDS!" With Alarik Myrin

I have captured my brother. Aleric, you're the new marine. You've done it before. Alert ladies and gentlemen. Aleric Marine, thank you? Yeah, Aleric JJ had Janna Marine from little comp from real estate for all your summer rental needs. We do you got to be like Aleric has a cycling company that's it's sort of like Peloton, but it's even cooler. It's called Swift. So you're Aleric Marine cycle kid. Yeah,

that doesn't work? What so on that subject, Yes, the most exciting thing was that my uh that the the VP of engineering. Yes, yes, during there was there was before the season started. There's a preview season and they were doing a sort of like where are they now? From the past match pastors and one of them was Drift on the show. He found the Lord, just like I think he was one of the ones that found the Lord, very similar to Shower Jesus Well, he found

the Lord. Ends with um okay. So for those of you have been longtime listeners of the podcast, you know it's the only podcast about The Bachelor and grief. If you are new to the podcast, just fast forward through these first five minutes and we'll get to the Bachelor. We're doing a very Never in my whole life did I think my mission would have a anything to do with The Bachelor, because I just start watching it till like three years ago, and b I never thought I

would be on this earth to normalize grief. But here we are. We're in Rhode Island. We are we are burying JJ's remains tomorrow. We actually ever we word. I only got blessed whod Island, but it's a we had some like problems with its very small town. We had some problems. We couldn't get our remains for the act to a funeral. And now she's been in our friends armoir and aler's been snuggling the box with my mom and it, and we watched The Bachelorette with her. She

likes Peter. Yeah, I think she likes Peter too. I think she likes Peter. I'm just checking in and we'll get back to the Bachelor al Worth almost four months out. How are you doing? I've been better? This have socks? This socks you. You said that you've been feisty. You've been feisty in your grief. People keep asking if you're okay, like you're a hothead. No, no, I haven't been fisty. Now. I think I may be forgetting to smile at people as much. And then people like, how are you doing?

I'm like, how are you doing? Yeah? Right, how are you doing? How are you doing? I would say I've also preferred periods of my life to this um. But should we say what we may be doing tomorrow night or no? We may not be. If any block of officers were good, you can. You can talk about it after we've we've done this well on air till Wednesday. We may or may not. I don't want any like evidence. Okay,

so we're not doing this. We discussed doing this, but we definitely did not have all of her friends over and play all the single ladies, and definitely did not. With a little techniny bit of her ashes sent her over her wild flower field with like with everybody with sparklers, playing single ladies and and and maybe launched by a rocking, But that didn't happen. We decided not to do that, right, Uh, we decided not to do for sure, We're for sure not doing that unless we did that. But we for

sure did not do that. Yeah, Snifer gets to stake here. She liked it here, she liked here. And here's just what I want to say if anybody out there loses anybody. First of all, it sucks. It's the worst. It sucks so hard. I've cried every day for four months, except for three days. This week I didn't cry, but I will say I sold your doll. I also laughed a lot between that and now, like you're still yourself, but

you just cry, you get sentimental. I have increased the frequency with which I mutter the phrase everyone can go fun that everyone. I've always said it a lot, but I said more. Now everyone can go. Everyone can go themselves. And I want to say one more minute and then we'll get going what was so fun about JJ And here we are. She was so fun and we just

best off for her. Here's some best offs. Every year when we were little kids, once a year she would pull each of us out and she'd be like, it's hookeey day to day and she would like take you down for a picnic down on the rocks. It was always a beautiful in like early June. Yeah, when it was like towards the end of the school year, go down to the ocean and we have like we go

climb on the rocks and we'd have hooky day. And then there are these big old summer houses that are empty at the time, you know, we just go sit on like the porches of them and have our picnic. Yeah, and then we'd like look at the windows that like how all the hoypool OI lived should be like, uh, by the way, it means like the exact opposite. We got it, Fiancy, it's the problem. It's all really Rosie's fault. Yeah, but yeah, opposite of what it means. Looked up. She

also very much did not limit our television time. She led us like, are like I'm continuing that pad parenting tradition. I think that's right. I felt quite honestly, I feel like there was many times because she worked in the afternoon. Sometimes I feel like my babysitter with Scooby Doo. Uh. Yeah, I mean it was we had limited choices because there was no cable and until like two years ago and we had like three channels right depending on the weather.

But we loved it. Yeah, and so well, there wasn't a ton of children's programming, but so you know, we watched a lot of Barney Miller and Mash reruns. Not in the original We're not at all. We're not at all. They had reruns because that's what they played. Also, and uh and Mash. Yeah, and the news. We watched a lot of the news. And then so she loved The Bachelor and The Bachelortch was super into the podcast. She

loved coming to Nashville last year. She loved that needle point that somebody gave us for her that they brought a fan brought to the show that said little Contentability for all you summer rental needs. We had another needle point pillow and the House growing Up that appeared one day that said that was for Willie and it said happiness is a positive cash flow. That's right. Happen is happiness is a positive cash Who made that? Who Needle

pointed that? A genius, you know what, someone who's so right. I can't imagine Willie had the pay she is to actually do some cross IT patients. He lacked this small motor control to pacis. So this j J, this tributes First, she's gonna stay with us. We'll be here's our her box and I got her some good wishing stones. So anybody out there going through hard times hanging there, it just takes time. Play helps. You have to play. You've got to play. You gotta play. We're gonna have a

little dance party tomorrow night too. When we don't he had knowing everybody can go themselves playing house Bachelor. The podcast tops. She loved the podcast. Okay, so we're in Netherlands, tulips pot and hookers. Um, you've been to the Netherlands. I happened to the Netherlands. Can you ever run through a beautiful tulip field that was striped? It was so pretty? No, it was super pretty, and I've never I spent all my time in Amsterdam. Yeah, he did, getting super high.

So I didn't want it. So I was like, well, I'm in the Netherlands, legal and so I tried. I was looking for like like a pot brownie. I'm not a stoner, but it's like, well it's legal, how about And I found some candy. Yeah, and it was nasty and I didn't get high at all. That sucks. Yeah. I was a little drunk form the wine beforehand. But the last person years ago eight pot brownies Zak Galpanekis and Nick Swardson, and I was high for like three days.

I was. Yeah, I was not high. I knew I couldn't smoke anything because like I tried that one time and it was angel dust. Well and I literally like vomited because I don't smoke and we're lightweight sweet Marines. Yeah. Anyway, okay, so it was by one time and uh and then the hooker thing. I've never done. That's good God to Hooker's. Okay, but you know what if you do, go to Hooker's

no judgment. Okay, here we go. So she's in the Netherlands and she her voice sounded so haggard at the top, like she was like, I mean, no offense to the sex workers out there. I don't mean to say this, not for me, not for you, not for you. Her voice sounded haggard. I think she was sick. She must have been sick, right, she must be exhausted, Like I'm falling from multiple people. It's exciting, and then she's like, um, and then poor Connors started for you guys, like I

heard the earliest one on one. I'm really hoping, I'm I'm hoping my name is on there because I need one on one because I'm pretty sure she wants to spend more down with me. Yeah, and then she's getting one week before Hometowns with four guys, and um, Jed got the one on one. It's hard now watching Jed because he comes off as such a good guy and I'm like, you are a dirt ball. Not only did he have a girlfriend, apparently he cheated on that girlfriend

before he took her to the Bahamas. Allegedly he like had sex with some other girl before, so I've known. Yeah, who are are are? You know? Are kind of horn dogs like that? Right? Yeah? Yeah? And the thing is right to do it? Well, yes, you have to mean it with every girl. Well, I actually think that's what a sex and love at like I think some guys. That's why I think Ari was. I don't know if

you've watched NI. I think they become obsessed with telling people I love you, and they love to have they love to fall in love and have people fall in love with that. Yeah, because it's exciting to have something to make someone fall in love. So who do you know this like that, I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you. Well, I'll cut it out. I'll cut it out. No, you don't know, then where what part of your life work? No? Okay, college,

probably some point. Whisper whispered to me, whisper pose it okay, okay, okay, okay, okay, we're back. He told me it was good. It was really good. Okay. So then yeah, they're there one on one. They're hugging or on the eight um Tyler. Meanwhile back at the hotel, is like I like Tyler giving um just sort of feel like the people who like sorry, who like I feel like. Being a musician totally plays into that too. Oh yeah, because everybody falls in love

with you when you played exactly yeah. Um, Well, and a musician who's also a he's got a few secrets. He's got a girlfriend, and he's actually a burlesque dancer. That's a secret that seems like the kind of thing you'd want to disclose to your future wife. And that you have a girlfriend. Those are two disclosures that have not been touched. If he wins, she's not gonna like those two, probably unless she thinks it's exciting that he's just I think he's a burlesque dancer, so it might

be different. You know what again, you know not no offensive sex workers out there or the burleste You gotta you gotta make a living, absolutely well. But but you would want to know if he's a stripper. I think I feel like I feel like a Southern Christian beauty the queen. You want to know if your guys are stripping. Okay, So Tyler is saying to Luke, pay nip it in the bud. And you thought he said sniff it in the butt. He totally said step in the But that's great.

So then they go she's on her date. She goes in these chocolates with Jed. They're on the boat and they're dancing in the street and he clicked his hand with a jig. Is only a trained mail stripper can I mean he was really well trained, like a magic mic dancer. Like if leprechn was his theme, he really was quite the That jigs and that's also made her fall in love with him was like tall jig step uh yeah, yeah exactly. That was the thing that was like that. It was like, oh, you were so good

dancing on that pole or whatever. Yeah, when you're dancing on that pole with that Leprecn kick. When you did that pole dance, Leprecn dance kicks all in. So they go and then you have a little stee there outside and these people are like you're not for another Lander's like, no, what are you English? I thought, oh, you're dumb, dumb you you know you speak English, you're American. It's like when people come back and they're like, cheers, I did that.

There are other people in town have done there, and they're like, remember to study abroad and cheers. So I want to know what I say cheers to people. I try to only say cheers to people when I'm in England. Yeah you should Alaric w we gotta go alerc Marine for all your indoor cycling needs. Has that you got to ring a little cheers? That's it. Alerc Marine for

all your indoor cycling needs. Cheers, cheers. My wife has a theory that when someone says cheers to, what they really mean is yourself, which is what we are actually are saying these last four months. So you've been cheers in right and left. It is your secret code to tell every did you go them? Also, someone says regards, and I'm going I'm one step away from suing you regards.

Wait a minute, you mean like in an email? Yes, for sure, that's that's exactly like you're about to be served papers when you came over to my house and regards, Hey, cards, go fuck yourself, cheers, cheers in regards, go funk yourself. You're about to get suits, cheers were cars? Okay? So then oh I like that, I'm going to write that down. Okay, cheers in regards Okay. So then we have UM. So then they've been He's like, you've been together a long time.

He's like long enough to know to know things. And then she's like, well we fell in love. We got right after ten days. It was written the stars, and they like that. They're like, this is effortless feelings. I kind of feel like we're on the same page. I've been protective of my heart. Um, it's harder than I thought, but I feel better. It's hard to articulate, to trust and not be afraid, and she really she should would. Then had dinner with them. She wore a red suit.

She was in sexy men's wear for our Rookie of the Year and she was like, I'm trying to be as open as I can, but my feelings for multiple people here, I just got hurt. And he's like, I want to hear about this. I want to hear about this. It will make you stronger. I want to build our foundation, a foundation powerfully relationship. He doesn't always he might be a dumb dumb didn't you had a dumb dumb? He doesn't seem like the dumbest went up there. That's true.

There's a few that seem dumber. Luke seems like a dumb dumb. Luke seems like a total dumb dumb and it's a dangerous being a dumb dumb slash of psychopath. Don't kill me, kill Katie. Okay. So then we have clicking. She was like, you know, I had a moment when you were clicking and your heels are up and I was laughing. It's spinning around, and I saw your face and we kissed and she thought, oh my gosh, is this real? And then more click at the heels and she said, Jed, I am falling in love with you.

And then he goes, I am shaking inside, and she's like, I've known it for a little while, I just haven't said it. And he goes. She said, I don't know where this ends for me, but my heart is just feels like it's through the earth. Did he say that it fell through the earth? Its heart fell through the earth, which I was supposed to be a compliment. I'm not sure I would take it as such, but it was.

It's one of those things where they say, of you know, verbal communication is not in the actual choice of words, but in like how it's delivered the choice of words. I was like, your heart fell to the earth guards. I mean, I feel like I hate that he has all the other girlfriends. To be fair, she's making out with dozens of guys in this process, but that's the show.

That's the show. But you know, she's not exactly in a position to be like, oh my god, you had another girlfriend, because I've told about three guys, I'm falling in love and that is since you're the new marine and I've stucked you in and now you're gonna be part of the show. I might even make you do a live show with me, because Alec Mareene, for all your intercycling needs cheers regards. I what you need to know,

they really spleed the d. They split the dip. I'm gonna trademark that phrase bleed the day just so you know they really spleed the d on you can. It's if somebody said to me, I'm falling in love with you, I would, in my mind think somebody just told me they were in love with me. That's not the same. It's also it apparently different than I love you. That's what I'm saying. I love you is the only one that's binding on this show. I'm falling in love with you is not binding. It's like I just said I

was falling. I didn't say I was in I said I was fauling. It is not binding on earth life. If somebody said I'm falling in love with you, in my mind they just told me they loved me. Uh yeah, I think that would be I think that would be a fair interpretation that you could hold the other person accountable too, and if they did it, then I could send them a letter that set three cards aren't. When you said I'm falling in love with you, I took you at your word. I will see you in court.

And by the way, I boiled your rabbit, I boiled your rabbit. I will see you in Judge. Judy's scores for those kids out there that were born since in the movie Fatal Attraction, Glenn Close was like a stalker and she was obsessed with who was the guy, Michael Douglas. Michael Douglas. And he was married and he had a wife. That's what happens when you're married. And she got jealous and she boiled his wife or his daughter's rabbit. Yeah,

something like that. There's a The only scene I remember from Sleepless in Seattle was Tom Hanks's character his his child was trying to encourage him to open up and be open to dating this woman who's met on the internet. And he says, he says to his kid, he said, have you ever seen if you ever seen fatal chactions because said no, you wouldn't let me. And he said, well, I've seen it scared the ship out of me. It scared the ship out of every man in America. That's true.

It just scared the ship out of everybody. Um, you were saying that you were watching another dating child. I was. I just completed watching Double Shot at Love on MTV staring Staring Polly Day fellow Rhode Islander, and it was it was part of the Monday what was in the lineup Thursday Jersdays Thursdays from the Jersey Shore, Jerseydays on MTV and so that it's so it's sort of like a low budget Bachelor. But the the interesting thing here there were two bachelors and then a bunch of ladies

vying for their attention. But the ladies got to choose which one they were interested in, and they didn't have to choose until, you know, they didn't have to really pick a team until pretty late in the process. And uh, there'd be a cab waiting outside instead of a rose ceremony, is a cab ceremony called they called at the carabs cab ceremony and they'd be like, get cabs are here, and then the other ones would be like, They're like, do you still want a double shot at love Oh Yes,

and then big Big Hug. But there was Valerie, there was one. I would say generally everybody was very um cautious with their emotions in this process, except for one person who fully was a bunny boiler who it was it was potentially gonna boil someone's bunny. She was a super fan of pod It's not I don't think that was it. I don't think it was. I don't think it was the celebrity crunch. I just think she just at some point early on decided like I'm in love

with him. Um. Also, we may need to on Patreon, you were saying. On and MTV, there's a show called Tattoo Far where they have I don't know anything about this, but where they have they take how far is tattoo Far? So they'll have people that are like brothers and sisters or relationships or best friends or something, and each person gets to pick a tattoo and the placement of the tattoo for the other person and they have to get it. And Alex's a preview. They don't find out what it

is into the tattoos on their body. And Alex said he saw a preview that said, what it was just a guy looking in the mirror and me like, we got those dicks. Apparently there was a gichanic dicks with huge hairy balls coming out of his armpit. It was like a huge like vany dick and balls coming out of the armpit and you have to get it. It's a great idea. We might have to watch it on patreo. Okay, so you need you need that at that Christine's name, Oh,

back it up, back it up. Okay. So our lady friend said she was watching it and that there was a guy that had a huge dick with harry veins and balls and that it had like coming out of his armpits and he had to get it. We might have to watch this on patreot. How many episodes are there, of which one of tattoo far I didn't watch it. We gotta watch it. Yeah, you know what it looked. I mean, I'm horrified at the Frankly, I'm I'm freaked out by tattoos. Generally, I'm not freaked by tattoos. I'm

freaked out by the permanence of tattoos. Can you imagine accidentally getting a huge vany dick and balls coming out of a huge one out of your armpit. Not Oh my god, that happened. I gotta google that. Okay. So then she was like, he goes, I'm not gonna be able to sleep for three days. Oh he's snuggling j J. Again, what do we just keep her in your lap? J J? She thinks that tattoos. She didn't like tattoos. She wasn't a tattoo defend okay, but she does say it gets

funny the dick and ball. She thinks it's funny. Um, so not going to be He's just not gonna be able to sleep for three days. So excited to meet your family. They're kissing outside. Um um, she says, feel feel free, to feel and to move forward. It's written the stars. So then they're at the Hague. Isn't that like where they do like war crime tribunals, That's exactly what they do with the Hague. Okay. So Tyler is there and she goes, hey, good looking, and they jump

up and there's they kind of fucked him over. They must have known he doesn't like horses. Instead of a horse state dude with pigg pairing that pickled her probably wasn't a set up, and maybe it was. It was pickle harrings and horses and then they're like and then they have to sit down and those horses when not cooperating. No, they had like two Clydesdales or whatever. They were like, fuck you and how to ride horses regards? Yeah, and and she does. No, there's a lot of the bachelorettes

have no tolerance for any weakness. She was like, you got a man up like there is you cannot show any fear on the Bachelor or you're out. Yeah, I don't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't last. I enjoyed him. Were going Mr ice cream Man, and then she tried to like boy he bought the ice creams and then they rode away. It was funny. It was funny watching them with the ice cream man because the horses just walked away. I like that. And so then he's like, I'm trying to

come to you. And then they had pickled herring and he goes, this is my worst nightmare. And she's like a status and she shoved like half of a herring down is like deep through did a pickled herring? And then he like through up up to the to the episode before when they're in the they're walking around the market in uh in Latvia and she and she eats that pickle and I love that she chose down because some other pats she gets. She loves shots and she

deep throated that gigantic pickle. She shoved a huge so you could just see. I mean like, yeah, wow, wow everybody. So then he got in his head and re goot. She loves it. She loves the darkness, like when when why did you get in your head? He's like, I don't know, I just started comparing. Why why did you compare? And then she says, if you're invited me and all. So she's all she wants to do is trauma bond with people, like show me your pain, show me your wound,

and I'll show you my wound. Is all this trauma bond? You know what if I had nothing but people coming up to me and be like, I'm really here for you, I really I feel like I feel like I could be falling in love with you, possibly maybe in a in a in a sort of like subjunctive conditional kind of way. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I might maybe could be falling in love with you. Yeah I might could maybe be falling in love with the hypothetical if I could maybe the theory be falling. Maybe could might be falling

in love with your guards, the guards. Would you want more if people were doing that? Well? Yeah, I mean so Luke's the only one who's not doing that, right, Luke's the one who's like how granted he's not he's not like showing or anything except like you know, messing with her head and like basically like stirring up trouble with all the other guys. To me, if every guy hates the guy, you like, you've picked a deck. Yeah, it's a it's not a good sign because these are

nice guys. These are nice guys, and they all like each other. Yeah, they all like each other. They're all like happy for me. They didn't want to see Mike's suitcase gone. They liked Mike. Yeah, they're like, yeah, Okay, I get think it's my competition. But at least is not King. At least she won't end up with Luke. Yeah, that's I care enough about Hannah, who I might be falling in love with. Mike could maybe be regarding and love it like I've considered falling in love with right

and I can certainly express it as such. Yeah, I care about her enough sure that I don't want to see her end up with that ship. Yeah that's fucking short psycho. Well, oh my god, how much did we love when Tyler is sitting there already goes Normally villains are like big imposing dudes to be on a five foot I mean, I don't want a short shame, but I gotta say, yeah, I mean, I mean, it's short shaming, that's what it is. But it's funny. It made me laugh.

I don't know how proud of it. Well, we were both the littlest ones in our class, our entire lives. Both of us were the littlest ones in our class always, So we can own this. Then we get on this. We're allowed, we can say this were shaved. We were both the little guys. You were four eleven until when uh forever when when I went to high school in the tenth grade, I was a d under a hundred pounds and probably for eleven yeah, I don't know, maybe five. Yeah,

so we could say this as extra little people. I thought it was funny that there that there saying that their villains eight. Okay, so then we have we're in riga. He's tripping out and then she's like, I want to know the dirty, raw things and things that have scarred you. And that's so. Then she didn't get it. She was frustrated. And then they go they have the dinner and he was like, what a day. She was like, He goes, I was a little fearful on the horse, but it

was a big moment for me today. Um Tyler, I said, I don't open up to anybody. My parents got divorced. Dad's on top of the world. Family is living on the water market crash. We lost everything, things didn't work. My pops. I love it that he I love that he calls him my pops. My pops had to move out. The biggest fears to fare at marriage. And she loved it. She loved but then she said she doesn't like how her parents communicate. She's not what she wants, not the

way they could communicate. And he goes, I've filled in a lot, but I'm thinking for my fails because it cracked open more in my heart. I'm falling hard for you. I want to know who you are. I'm falling hard for you. I want to be the guy that gets on one knee for you. I'm falling in love, he said, I am falling in love for four Hannah. He might be a dumb dump, but he's adorable. I guess I'm not gonna win in that. You're not you don't love Tyler. He was in Little Compton. We had dinner tonight down

here where they film that. Here's the thing about Little Compton. I think they negotiated to keep the name off of the screen. That's how crazy Little Compton is about keeping it little. They didn't want it on the because I'm like, where the funk was the name? And They're like, we didn't want it on there. I'm like, wait what? And nobody in the town the Waite stuff, I'm like, did you go? Nobody cares, Nobody watched it, Nobody cares. This

is not that town. Nobody they had. There was a lot of limousines down there, lights, a lot of lights, a lot of limousines. Nobody gave a ship. Nobody cared. Um, uh, good for them. I would have I would have flown across country been like, where are they? Let me add them cheers regards. So then he goes, I got an incredible fire for Hannah, and it roars and it roars, and I want to keep fueling it. Um, yes, go ahead and fuel Uh that's a weird Yeah, okay, good

for you. Did you know that he is a builder who also wants to be like a flash dance dancer. What is the flashdance dance? Remember? Like what a feeling he like? We saw him like dancing shirtless around like a construction. Oh, I saw him dancing at the end of the last episode. Yeah, you didn't like it. You didn't like it was embarrassing. I loved it. The whole thing was embarrassing. Everyone's off key. You didn't like Jed getting all the musical screen time? Also, Yeah, I resented that.

So here's something generally I have to say about the speech patterns. Yeah great. Someone pointed out to me years ago that when people say I'm gonna be honest with you, they're lying. They might be telling the truth then, but it's implies that like they often lie. Wow, who told you that? I got used to work with stand Etra. Where do you work with him? I worked with them

at a kind of technology huh. And so he said that when people when he's like, he's like that is not a great thing to say if you want to really get someone to trust, to say I'm gonna be honest. Yeah, I'm gonna be honest. And they say it, they say that kind of thing constantly. You're absolutely right, constantly, you're absolutely right. But I just really want to be really truthful with you. I really want to be open and honest.

I'm gonna be honest with you. I failed before, I've sewed before, but you know, I just want to be honest with you. Like I do. I do see myself living feelings for you, and I really try hard to picture it, picture myself feelings for you in the future. When I went yeah, but and I to me, it's all just couching what you're saying, uh, And and then you'll get the then you'll get the who don't write

and and they're scary as hell. What do you mean like the people who come on who don't say that, who are like, I love you right right from day one. I've just known no, no, no, it's freaky, it's freaky. I have another basic question. This is something which you might know from talking to the producers. So all those scenes where they're sitting around talking to the the guys

sitting around talking. They have to all sit there so that again I understand they have to sit there so they can forward them talking about like shooting the ship about whatever. How presumably they only have to do that for like half an hour. Like they're they're like locked in their hotel room. They have no stimulians. They can't walk around out side. Are they allowed to get some work done or like see the city at all? No? I think they can maybe go to the hotel gym.

My god, they're locked in. They want of like sensory deprived them as much as possible. That sounds horrendous. So you're just you're just going around from city to the city, being imprisoned in a hotel except for like you know, brief moments when they let you out and then also but that also stirs like the conflict between the guys because they don't have there's no music, there's no falls, there's no books or magazines. They just sit around talk

about their feelings. That sounds like the worst. Did you know that. I'm trying to get on Amazing Race with Lance Bass and I'm but I'm concerned that when we lose, because we will fail because I'm pretty weak and fearful. Um, I fear that then they would try to lock us in a hotel somewhere for like three months till ever till the winners win. They don't sign up for it. If I have, I mean, Lance Bass is probably a lovely person. You know, three months in a hotel room

probably not worth it. Yeah, you're right, probably not three months. I bet maybe Lance could, maybe Lance could get us out. By the way, Lance, if you're listening, three months in a hotel room, my sister holy ship three to like a Hyatt with me and LANs bask because we failed, like we couldn't get we couldn't get out of l a X. We immediately a lot to like the l a X Radisson and for like three I sort of I don't know you at all as a fellow human being.

True story. Okay, So then so then we have Mike gets a one on one, Connor is bombed. Connor decides to go knocking on her door. He goes hugging and she's like, well, Connor, you faded in the group dates. She's like, I'm feeling the feeling of falling in love and I keep saying, where's Connor. Where's Connor? I mean, I'm happy that you came, but um, you came too late. I have stronger feelings. I don't know if I can see it. And she cut Connor and it was too little,

too late. I think we'll be seeing Connor in Paradise. I think he'll do well in Paradise out. Yeah, I mean, I basically think he basically was daring her to let him go, right, because he said, like, you know, I don't know that I'm comfortable of bringing her home to meet my family when we haven't had I've made you for like two minutes, and I yeah, And I guess at some level he was like this, this isn't this isn't you know, this isn't a good sign. And even if I were to get the rose, I'd feel kind

of freaky about it. So you know what, like, there's no outcome here that'sn't good. I'm gonna right. So then she goes biking with Mike, and uh, they go and they they love art and they're gonna have an afternoon of painting each other. So then, um, they're painting, and he's elated and blessed. He's feeling very serious and he's like this today might be the first day in my life. And then her face looked very upset. But then so they did the painting. They were snuggling, and then she

goes and looks at a lot of art. She's crying. She's looking at the girl with a pearleering. She's upset. And he shows up and she's like, let's let's just sit down. He was one of those he was one of those people who doesn't couch what he says. And I'm going to be honest with no. He's almost too direct because it's not sexy. It's too direct. It's like whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm not used to direct, you know. And he seems like a good guy. He's like, he's not like a

bully alpha male. He's not. He's also not timid. He's just confident. Would be a great bachelor. He'd be a great bachelor. Great. I vote for him for all these guys, I vote for him to be the next great. I support that. I think it is either going to be. You need to see being I wonder what would you like to see him struggle with a choice, because we have he was he was like, no, no, she's she's wonderful. She's wonderful, and I want to be with her. I know,

I know. He's almost too pure to be although all of us they're very clean cut, the Batchelors, a lot of them, not sorry, but Colton and Ben Higgins were both very clean cut. Okay, So then she was like, look, it's amazing to be surrounded by some of his beauty. It's amazing the purity of St. Catherine. This is my life. I need a hug. You've been such a leader here and I remember you saying I don't want to get my heart broken. And then she talked about your third

late or three ladies. I'm not that fourth lady. That was well put. Yeah, he's like that. He's like the dad that everyone every little girl wants, right, Yeah, Oh my god, he's just like strong and clear eyed and I can rely on. Oh my god, I would. I haven't, don't. I don't see I We had none of that. We had none of that great mom, tricky dad. Sorry Willie. Uh yeah, you know what, there are very few dads out there like that. You're a dad. Yeah, well I'm

not a datur a little girl story. But you know, even even even there, like I don't think I'm quite as sort of steady and cleared eye as Mike is. No marine ever would be. We've got crazy jeans. Wait where did it go? Is it still going? Is it still going? Yeah, okay, we're back. So then she says, I'm really proud of who you are, the man that you are. And then he said, Hannah put a dagger in my heart and is tearing it out and stepping

on it. That's tough. He didn't take it lately. He might be going to paradise, but he might also be the bachelor. He didn't take it lightly, although um having just heard the very similar verbiage from from the crazy woman, uh well by the one who is actually in love and double chatted love when she was like, he you know, he just ripped my heart out with like a dagger. I love that. You watch that like the way she

said it, Yeah, same words, very different delivery. She really did have her heart ripped out with a dagger, whereas he sounded to me like he was saying it. But he's going to be good. He's also going to have a flurry. He's gonna have a tsunami of poonani coming his way. Now that he's available, and this is aired, he is going to be riddled with offers. Yes, I'm sure he had no lacking of off like I'm sure he certainly probably did well before. But it's going to

be just a tidal wave of Jesus. Moment. He might have Jesus to happen up on the shoulders, like, hey, Mike, you had by Mike and shower Jesus. Okay. So then we have Lucas smiling after Mike's bag got taken away and they were all like, we hate you, We all fucking hate you. And then Um, He's like, okay, well it's simple math if he goes this one less person. And then Jed is like, hey Luke, keep your head out of your grass, okay, bro um. And then they

go to Guda and it's Peter, Garrett and Luke. They've been trying to have a two on one because they lost their two on one with Luke and Luca, so they basically built themselves a two on one. Um. Garrett went and uh, and then he made a little joke to Peter, was like, should we just run and take the two roses and run? Luke just went and he's such a fucking tool. And he's such a little like tattletale and he need He was like, I've done nothing. I've done nothing. Everybody affirms to me and makes it

grow so strong. He doesn't make any sense when he talks, like and then he was he's like he was just such a tool. Garrett went said, I haven't been sleeping much. Um, I talked to Luke through things that happened to us, like yeah, Luca went tattled about the fact that Garrett was like, bro, I was full of ship. I was

just being polite to you. And she didn't like that, No, she didn't, and look totally in his advantage to his advantage, and he started, now you missed the season with Jojo, But the biggest villain we've ever had since I've been watching was a guy named Chad, and he did he would eat tons and tons of meat on the show, and Luke started eating the bologni. They were both meat eaters and they're both kind of roydy, and they both

challenged meat on screen. Um. Well, yeah, as a vegetarian, I can tell you that that my thoughts are nothing, but you are now, oh my gun to cherit. Jesus find you with a bologney in the shower BLOGI Jesus found you, yes, and everyone can go fund himselves. Cheer regards cheers. Okay, So then I like that. So then Garrett when had a fun face off with Luke, He's like, it's very good, very good. Hannah's gonna know. Hannah knows it's your fault. Oh. I loved his double pistols. I

really enjoyed Garrett the double pistol. What's a double pistol? Because he goes, it's a gun and he goes, I'm getting double pistol to to and he was like you and your fake smirk and he goes, no, Bro, this is a real smirk. This is a real smirk. That a great line. This is a real smirk. You are a weasel or a snake. Um. Yeah, he was a complete snake. And then he's like, I don't care what you said. You are not gonna mess up for me, bro.

And then he ate a pile of bologney. Yeah he's like oh, He's like you know yeah, And then he threw the bologney. And then I have to give that bologny fight wind and Luke because Garrett threw the blowny back and like did the same joke. It's like, oh no, it's funny. Gave me he said already through bologna at you and said you're blog Yeah. So then, um, she wasn't in a good headspace. But then Peter Pilot pulled her outside. It was like, my heart is filled with happiness.

I'm so excited. Apparently Peter Pilot might have also had a girlfriend right beforehand that he was begging to move in and he took to Europe and then like he dumped her when he got cast. These are good looking guys. Of course they're banging around. I mean I guess so, uh yeah. So then um, she's like, Hannah, things are There's so many things I admire about you. I like how goofy you are and how strong and ron sexy. I am loving this and I don't want it to end.

I am crazy for you. So he gets the rose and then it becomes a two on one and Garrett wing at Luke, which was great, and he says, are you licking your lips because you're attracted to me? Oh my god. So then Luke and Garrett they go they dressed up like you look nice. Um, it was just he goes. I needed to tell you something. I was exploring things. I was chasing drinking excesses, I was chasing sext You had just asked me about Luke, and I told you about Scharar Jees and then he re he

retold the charges. That was really convenient. Yeah, because I I had missed the first few episodes. I turned it on more or less right in Little Compton. You literally were like, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a little Compton said here this season, that's where matches that jju. So they have the fleshy, fleshy desires. It was unfulfillment. The shower, there was a weight and he tapped me on the shoulder and I looked up and they said let go, and there was a glimpse of heaven and the Lord

did my life. And she said, I'm glad Luke shared his testimony with me. He's opened out his faith and I'm committed to him and I'm being confident. And I'll say she's falling in love for sure. It's like I know. And then when Peter went back to the house, Tyler did a leg wrap like the Bachelortte leg wrap around Peter. He was so happy to see Peter. I've never heard of sharing your testimony. We didn't really grow I didn't

know what that is. That felt like a very specific word that we would probably know have we grown up? And well, let's say, you know in the south right. I didn't know what that meant, but I guess it, man, Like this is my my religious experience. So then Garrett was excited for the growth. You make me feel the same type of way Hannah Brown, I love you, I love you. I dropped the l bomb um, he dropped the ELBOWMB and she picked Luke, and he says, Lukey's

just gonna keep saying what Hannah wants to hear. It's gonna say that for the rest of her life. And we're also going to hometowns. We have Peter, we Tyler, we have If someone just told me what I wanted to hear for the rest of my life, that would be the worst thing, wouldn't. We have Luke and we

have a Jed. But then we have the best coming attractions because I think they know that everyone is like fuck this, so they I think they know America hates Luke, so they've edited her saying, um, yeah, I did have sex and Jesus doesn't hate me. Guess what I fucked in a windmill and you know what, we did it a second time. I loved and then she sent him packing and then she gave him the finger. I actually felt like she really, I mean, that's a lot to give away. So we know he makes it pass hometowns.

We know she he makes it too. We know he makes it to Fantasy suits. I'm gonna guess, I mean, right, like, I feel like they showed us. That's because people are starting to really hate the season because of him. Yeah, it does, it does. Yeah, I mean I think, I mean they did. They did give a lot of way, but it felt good to know. I thought he was gonna win. But now she told Jed she loved him. Here's my prediction. I think she really wants to have

sex with Peter. I think even though I love Tyler, I think we're gonna lose Tyler because he couldn't quite open up fast enough. And I think it's either going to be Tyler or Mike for the Bachelor. And then if she really does cut Luke, which I thought he won, if she really keeps him gone, then I'm predicting Peter and Jed for the final two? What do you think? Who do you think? Because she's cutting before Fantasy sweets

Tyler Tyler? Okay, so then for Fantasy Sweets, then after Fantasy do you think she actually keeps Luke gone when she sends him? So then it would be Peter and Jed. So who do you think wins? We got this? She told Jed she loved him, Um, Peter, you think Peterson? Peter? I hope Peter because I don't think his girlfriend was as serious of the two girlfriends and that he didn't have a secret side piece. Hour, will you help me pick a tweek of the week. We already Anna sent

me some tweets of the week. We're doing it right, We're doing it earlier than normal. We're doing it right after the Bachelor this week. Okay, here we go, hold on, let me pass us from I'm back. I also loved that final stair down with Um Garrett with the bologney, with the I Past Bologney. It's so good, it was so terrific. Okay, So we normally record this on Tuesdays so that we had less time to gather all of the tweets of the week. So these are mostly these

coast tweets. Um, but we're doing it Monday night because we have a big day tomorrow. So um, here we go here, so I'm gonna do He just gave j G a squeeze. Why don't we just keep that? Why did you just carry that around like a man purse with you wherever you go? We just don't we just call it off tomorrow morning. Yeah, that would be your eccentricity. That would be your little quirk rely quirky. That'd be so fucking creepy. I don't think mom would want me

to be that eccentric. I mean, she's freaked out enough that we're doing a podcast with her than a bag, but we had to m hm, she's so it's comforting. We had a skunk into the house today. We had a skunk onto the house and it didn't smell good and it was not alive. No, we had to get it out. We got rid of it. Okay, here we get rid of it. I mean, somebody get rid of it. Okay. Al Right, here's six tweets. We're gonna narrow down to two and then and then you get to pick the winner.

Jennifer at Jennifer W six one three. Never has there been an easier fuck Mary killed than this three on one day. That's so good, that's really I feel like we found our winner. But keep going. Okay, Okay, we have Dame one. Jennifer at Jennifer W six one three producers. This is Connor. He's tall, sweet, employed, considerate, handsome and very very normal. Hannah. Um, okay, sure, but I was look how she wrote it, picturing someone a little bit different.

Do you have a born again roudy psychopath with them bullying complex? Jennifer, You're on fire. Jeremy kay at Jeremy Kanapa anyone else? Wishing Tyler would just tell Hannah he can't tell her. He's feeling he has to dance to them. Cindy Louise Screw at Cindy low Screw the Batlors casting in Nashville. I wonder if Jed's girlfriend will apply. I mean it could help her career. That's actually a really good idea. Okay, Um, well, here's one more. Cindy Loose

screw at Cindy Loose Screw. Are they at the Hague because Jed is going to be charged for war crimes of having a girlfriend? Bad music stripping and being diright skeezy has big headed weirdo. Okay, we're gonna narrow it down to two. I'm gonna say, um, oh god, I'm gonna say I'm gonna go with the Jennifer Jennifer Jennifer at Jennifer w stix with three producers. This is Connor. He's tall, sweet, employed, considered handsome and very very normal. Hannah, Um, okay,

but I was picturing someone a bit different. Do you have a born again brighty check of with the Napoleon complex or Jennifer at Jennifer W six with three Never has there been an easier fun Mary killed in one day? Al Who's the winner? I think I have to give it to kill has got to be fuck Mary killed, Jennifer you win. It's so good. I just absolutely adore it so much. Um and and I wanted to say, Okay, I'm going to send I'm gonna just read you an email.

We've got such a sweet We got such a sweet email. Evan Hugh Guard sent it's such a sweet email Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. And she he sent us a nice email saying that he appreciated our grief chats because I actually was wondering if it was weird that I talked about the ship. But it's hard to hide what you're doing. I've never in my life thought this would be my journey, but he said, I wanted to say how sorry we're HEARDing about the loss of j J. Well,

we obviously did not know her. Her loveliness is so obvious. Grief is one of those weird universal truths humanity. It's so rarely shared or talked about. Your openness is truly hearing, healing for us in our own travails, and we can't thank you enough for sharing your experiences with us. The episode you put together after your dad died with you, buddy, will always be meaningful for me and something I've truly relied upon. I guess this is all to simply say

thank you with what you share means a lot. That is so sweet. Trust. We come from a very shutdown Nordic family. The fact that we would have anything to do with anybody's openness is shocking. You know what, anybody out there raising kids have a little humor in the house. It helps, It helps be nice to your siblings. And you know what, I don't have a kid, so I don't know how hard it is, but she played with us a lot. It was very much appreciated. Yeah, it's fun,

but it's a lot of work, true story. That's why I just have her cat with thumbs. Um. Well, we'll be back at the regular. We've got our Bachelor Patreon doing Bachelor in Paradise Australia, which is such a blast. A new one just went up on Sunday. We have another bonus one going up later this week, and then we're gonna where we talked about just the Bachelor gossip, and then there's gonna be another Bachelor Patreon Australia episode

one that will be next week. So when I'm back from stealing with lady and to everybody, cheers regards, not to you. I would never say that to you guys. So Alex, so you're gonna be alec marine for all your indoor cycling needs. Cheers regards. Do you feel good about that? Um My, Laura will let you know in the morning. Oh my god, are you going to sue me? We'll see. Okay, wait, I gotta play it out. How do you think that went really well? How do you think that went? I think that went swell. Did it.

I think that went swell. Are you feeling so randy right now? Are you gonna go try to find a lady? Ever? You to a windmill? The window? The windmill was insane. I think she said I fucked in a windmill. Yeah, and it kind of anted like she said she sucked the windmill. At first, I thought she actually said I fucked a window. I don't know how that would work. I kept saying the picture. Did she took the windmill? Yeah? But by everybody, don't fucking windmill? Don't drink and drive,

Hump John drums and top the pet. Bye,