"BUFFALO ZOMBIES!" With Rob Benedict and Ralph Garman

go Russian or Russian or insultingly Latin, Australian, Russian, Baltic. Hello, welcome to what except this rose. My name is Artam Moraine. I am so excited to be here. First of all, I had a delightful weekend in Wisconsin with Helen Hong uh at Yeah, some casino, I ken it pronounced your name Bonker's Comedy Club. But we had all these fans

on the podcast came out. It was so exciting. I don't know if you get this at comic con or something, when people walk up and they start singing the theme song and all these ladies would come up and they'd go except this role and it just like mikes my tailwag with excitement. Um. It happens all the time, and at the Supernatural conventions, there's at least one question when I have my panel, someone's question. Everyone's asking a question

that's supernaturally. You know, at least one person is like, what's your take on Garretts? You might know him from Supernatural, you might know him from his really cute new haircut, but more importantly, he is better of the year two years running? Will you except this rose? Mr Robert Bet I'm good. I'm feeling I'm not worthy this season, but I'm doing my best. You know where you gonna really take it up a notch in Nashville August Fits. We're going left Me and Rob in Nashville, wed in um

at Zane, He's Nashale see us. Please have any special guest. I'm trying to get Jordan's. I texted I can't get in touch with my number one that I want to get. I'm trying to get. He's busy. He's got to know. It's a Willomina model, you know, you know what it's like. The voice that you hear is a man that I got a phone call from my mother about this week. She has a new crush writer got a new crush,

Janiverenes new crush. Mr Ralph Garment. If you need a title, do you have a title on the on the podcast, on this podcast? That's your job? Like I didn't know if I've given you one. Okay, it's a padget a Secretary of State? Do you want to be like Department of Treasury? Do you want to be defense? You want to be Homeland Security? How about the interiors? The Interior? What does that do? That's the man who takes a controls all the wetlands and parks and national monuments that

she feels very appropriate? What would you aid dry like a Cadillac desert women, So you would be like, what is the Secretary of the Interior? Secretary of the Interior. I'm very well read Ralph the Interior, Mr Ralph Garments. Today, not only do we introduce we have Anna Hosnia. Not only do we have Katie Levine, we have Scout and we have a new dog. We have a dog named Bunny with us. Is she a foster? She moving into your life? We are still deciding that you just bought

a house. Maybe you also she's very sweet, she's very shy um, She's she like is just standing right now because she's not comfortable enough to lay down. She doesn't feel relaxed amongst this group of narrow Dowell. I've been trying to bring her more places because, like for the first we've heard about two weeks now and we just kind of were like she was underweight, literally scared of her own shadow, and she's finally kind of gaining more confidence.

So I'm trying to bring her more places now and like gin Or like build her for confidence even more. She's adorable, Bunny, you do you boo, You just to grow your planted honey, do what you gotta do, honey. To kick us off, I'd like to read a text that I got while I was parallel parking from Janner Marine of Little Contra real Estate for all your summer rental needs. This is it. It starts with this bacheurette notes and it has a colon bacherette bachelorette notes. So

Glad Colton is gone. He's handsome but lame. Happy that Jason is in the mix. However, Buffalo is going. Buffalo is going to kill the deal for her. Um, she wrote, Everett too bland, She must mean Garrett Everett two plan for her. So I guess that means the winner is Clay. That's the text I just got from my mother. Do you agree with Janner Marine handsome a lame? Jason's in the mix Buffalo is gonna kill I don't think it's Buffalo that's going to kill it. Everett's too bland and

racist et Okay, so let's start. Yeah, I think she's right. I think just by just by process of elimination, I think she's right. I like how she worked through her process on her text. This was a good God, like a wall with red string going from different tacks and pictures and photos, and I think he sits there, She's just unshowered, just been staring at it for a week.

Best case scenario, I think the reality it might be more like Season one Stranger things like lights Christmas lights, and there's like it's like a light of there's photos, and there's strings and it's like chicken wings. Yeah, all through every there's everytt there's like a demigorgan doesn't exist. Everett has its own shrine in my brother's room. I mean, okay, this is a good episod. I just want to stay. And somebody tweeted us this, but like, this is jumping

to the end, but could it? Is Tia the biggest cock blocker that has ever like fucking my wife was furious a move. That's what my wife I defended her, defended and how because here's what happens. First of all, they're all in this weird, incestuous ship show of a reality show storm, right, And so Tia and Colton had

this thing, whatever it was. And then as she realized Colton was going further along in the process, that's when she started to recognize he actually had feelings for this guy, and so she felt like she had to speak up. Here's what I want to say, though I think she was saying, you have three other men? I got this one that I like just putting that out there. Here's

my two cents on this one. I feel like I get the feeling that who are it's all you know, it's all edited before, like they've already been proposed to before where they start airing the first one, so she's not watching any of this. I think they know who's one so they can mislead in the edit. And I also feel like if I were Becca, Tia could have said that so many weeks ago or months ago, she asked him, maybe there'll be another guy there that she

would have liked. But it seems like she didn't really recognize her own feelings for this guy until he got closer and closer to d day. Are you saying that it's just a different reality, because like in the real world, if if your friend is dating essentially dating this guy, we know she didn't bang him, right, Oh that right,

talking about I should really mention it. I think that wouldn't Tia go like, you know what, I'm gonna hold out and see how this thing plays out and not say anything just because they're I think because she's in this world where everybody is interviewed about all their feelings all the time and nothing gets held in. There is no privacy and there is no reality. I think it warps their mind thinking that they can just blurt out whatever feeling at any given moment. I don't think it's real.

It's not just she was a total cop block unless, like, unless we find out that they're dating. Now, Yeah, I don't think she wasn't bing was cocked by the way, that's the one thing she wasn't blocking. Apparently he doesn't know how sex works because he has to ask Chris Harrison about that. Oh my god, that was We'll look at that. I'm walking up in a panic. I have to do, Christopher not to have sex? Can please? Please? Please? Can I not have a crazy theory? What if Okay,

I came up with this all last night. I'm the one at the red string now, like, okay, what I know? What if Colton was like Tia, I'm gonna try and make it far. But before if I if I have the if I almost get to fantasy suits, you gotta step in and reveal your feelings. So I get off, but I also get all that tell is a screen time. But then I'm able to, you know, just get out before I have to. I don't know your beautiful mind

and b is I'll just say I'm a version. I can't do Fantasis about Yeah, on a plane to Paradise and Paradise. They're both going to Paradise. By all accounts, they get quite friendly in Paradise. Really, Oh does he finally lose it? Okay, that's a whole another show. When do we know so that you know that they get friendly in Paradise? Yes, but that's literally all I know is that they spend a God, they look like they're having something romantic going up. But I'm not saying that

they're boning or anything. They just look cuddly. I hope they are. Okay, here we go Hometown week. This is when it gets good to me, hometown. My wife says that all the time. It's when they start to lose me, especially this season. I don't give a rats as with any of these people, don't care about their family. But I feel like at least now is when the game gets interesting because I still don't know who's gonna win now, because because in the beginning they all look the same,

I'm like, wait, who who is that? Now? I know who's who. I don't care, but I know. And the families are interesting to see at least where they're coming. I mean, just to see Garrett with the planning, the tomatoes, the whole thing. I was fascinated. Could you picture yourself here? So we started out. We started out. We're in California, somewhere Montiga, California, Anta California. It's one of the bigger red zones in central California, definitely by the Sacramento Delta

area farm. Okay, and like especially like I still because I drive that. You see this to the farmers for Trump signs everywhere. Yeah, it's like right, a little there. Okay, So he ran up to greet her, and he ran like a real dummy the way he ran. He ran like Garrett acting like an idiot. I could count and listen one handles in one hand, two fingers, how many times I get down to depressed? Did I bother you? Like tomatoes? He really there's something wrong with each is weird.

He's with this guy, Charlie, the janitor after the pill woar off in the in the amaze any longer. I've never read Algernon, but let the movie Charlie with Cliff Robertson short bridged version. Okay, I will runt that, but I do feel like he's been kicked in the head by a horse. And now that I knew we grew up on a f farm. But he's okay. So then they're like driving. He's like, this is how you play the tatoes, which I actually found interested. He's like moving Carlos, Carlos.

That's the only time he's like, Carlos, get the funk out of the way the part and he's like in like driving lovers Port carlos Port. Carlos is like, I'm not getting paid enough for this ship. I have to drive your I felt bad for Carlos and the Zamboni driver in Buffalo. Oh my god, yeah, Carlos, and he's like, can you picture yourself? She's like, maybe with a beer, right. She goes. She goes about playing some tomatoes while you're

back here too. By the way, how long a stretch of row was going by when they're just chatting and there's no tomato plants going in the ground. The wasting Carlos is touch right. She goes, He goes a couple of kids. She goes, drive me baby. So she's like straddling him on the tractor. She goes, He's got those big brown eyes, dark hair, broad shoulders. He's the hot dad. He's a Salter Earth kind of guy. And I just thought, and then he had a rose plant, which I thought

was sweet, like rosebush, a rosebush. You're not a farm girl, I can tell her up next to a farm a rose plants. I grew up next to a farm, but I was moving into a cat you know, I had to play dress up. So she reminded him of his dad a hunting fish and uh, and his family was acting so victimized, like when he went through what she did to him. He's married for like two months. Has his ex wife spoken out like she's just been trapped and I would love for them to bring her on

like after the final rose or something. Yeah, she said, I had to tell him what to do. Look at him. Did you hear under the tree he's talking about? He said, and that the last person I brought home with the girl that I married and got divorced to divorce. He said, don't get divorced to someone. Okay, you get married to someone, you get divorced from someone. I'm married her and got divorced to her. I did her best. Do you guys think he's going to make it to the final two? No?

I fear he will. She loves him. I don't know why, but she is obsessed with him. Does she know his political she doesn't? She Beau when this we all find out after the show came out talk politics. She learns conversation in the fantasy suite. There should be like a world map and like a globe and some policy papers. And I think Steve said last week like his whole family is probably ice agents. She walks in the gears, you know, Oh god, poor Carlos, Carlo, Carlos face out

place driving Carlos. So then um, so then something isn't adding up, like it's like they're just she's like, you know, the family values just no longer aligned. And then so that the mom he was talking about his ex wife. He said it was her way or she got upset, it's just the whole thing. And the mom goes, I'm gonna be no holds bar, and I thought, that's not the right, that's not the right. Welcome the no holds bo. What can I get for you? I'm gonna get divorced

to you. I'm gonna get divorced to you. And I have a rhose plant over here for you. It's that whole family I think it is. It's not exactly Rhodes scholars. And then it's a family of people whose eyes are a bit far apart. Yes, dad, what was that sign he made? He went like this or something. My guy a whole entrance and like dangning out with each other. Oh my god. This sister twins to him, and the sister she's like, oh my god, you guys are twins

saying what you said? Brother? The other brother was talking about the brother, I thought, and the dad looked so much alike I did, but I think she was talking about the mother. Sister had the worst cry ever. In fact, here we go, ready, we didn't catch that. And this woman didn't like leave him in a bath up ice after she took his kidney out one night, right, And he wasn't one of those scenarios. They just broke up. That's all that happened. Divorced. It happens all the time,

all the time. You will get divorced. It's okay, people. Mom was like, and he turned to me and said, am I making the right decision? It was the hardest day of my life. Why to me? The fact that that moment is what broke his mom. I'm like, I don't get what is happening. I can't imagine. I feel like they're really scared. They're like, look, Garrett's really sometimes he just walks and falls into ditches and we don't

find him for weeks, and they's just in there. He doesn't know how to get out, and Carlos the oven open and the house burned out, and he doesn't know why they let him live by himself and Reno. That's right. And that was when it went awry was they came to visit and the girlfriend wanted to do or the wife wanted to her thing. Yeah, him away, just the

whole thing. It's like, look, I'm sure she had her quirks, but like that, but like they are painting as if it was like Jeffrey Durst, right, jeff Robert robertspre a little bit getting a pedicure once on in Beverly Hill, which was fancy interesting than the entire episode. Yeah, and I also saw Serena Williams was at the same place. But then I realized that that manicure place started to call TMZ, so like there would always be TMZ people. So do you think someone like fred Durst play did

that on purpose? Walk away? No, who wants a sandwich packing up people just for somebody, for somebody to suck that life out of you. It just kills me. And so I'm a mother bear, I'm a mother cub. I protect my little baby cubs. I don't want him going down that squirrel again. Squirrel in trees, you know, Okay, there's no squirrel there's a squirrel nest. You know, Katie looks surprised. No, I think so when yeahs trust sirrel knows the nest. It's like how the leaves? Yeah, how

do you know all this stuff? I live on a Planet's keep my eyes open. Wait a minute. Raccoons have nests. Yeah, a tree dwellers. It looks big. Raccoons are very big and cute. But what is r want? The raccoons nest the squirrel nest? Okay, I think she I think rabbit holes more. You know, the squirrel hole. So how don't wearing on the squirrel? You can't help your own child. We have similar backgrounds, we have deep values. And then he mouth kissed his mother. He mouth kissed his mother.

He mouth kissed his mother. You couldn't pay me enough to give my father even a firm hand share. He kissed his mother. Well, that's what it is. I mean her mouth kissed your mother over the age of ten. Yes, what do you still she's passed? Did your mouth stop kissing? Have you? Did your mouth kiss her to the end? Yes? Yeah, it's not like there's a peck. I mean it wasn't. It was never you know, there's no tongues or anything. Just kiss on the lips. It was not it was God.

Families are more kissing. Some families have warmth. How do you get into combinations? Where is your where was your wound? But you know that Garrett was breastfeeding until two, like two years ago. Oh my god, you know, mommy, mommy hungry. Kurt brown A or I saw him do stin every something, and he did. He breasted until he was like seven, and then he started and then he started smoking literally when he was like nine. He was just to add up.

I started smoking two years breastfeeding. It was one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I don't even X two years. It was an amazing I don't know if it's some one of his specials or if you could look it up, but that's Kurt brown A, so fucking funny. Okay. So then the dad as the dad, his mom was like, I love you, and then the dad walks up and like as he's leaving, the dad kind of like a douche. She pretends to have special needs. He's like to like

that was weirdchiev Like, are you doing man? That right? Yeah? I saw it. I was like, Okay, let's move this along. He just thoughts like, you know, that's his dad. You're like, oh, you think that's funny. He wasn't incredibly inappropriate, and that makes you go, oh, that's the guy that does like the inappropriate joke. His dad's probably behind a shoulder, like yeah, like that one that you're right making fun of women

or kids. There's a side that we're not hearing about this, like ex wife situation where it's like the mom tried to kill me, so I, oh my god, Yeah, this is a tough speak. I say, let her speak the tomato mulch. Now she's in the squirrel hole. Red Durst years ago, and his speech to his mom talking about how much he loved her sounded like a kid coming home from camp talking about a canoe or something. He was like, and then we went to the Bahamas and then I said how much I loved her and I

couldn't believe. And then she said and then it was like unbelievable about she much. She looked at me and she was like so honest with me. And then we went to the thing and then I kissed. Yeah. It was like this long, rambling sort of child want to make sure to see who the noun was, who who

was talking about. He just started recounting this series of events in one long sentence between between Colton bringing up his virginity to his mother and then Garrett doing that thing and then ending up with a mouse kist on his mother. Like this year we didn't get any crazy ones like Brian's mom or Joejoe's mom, which I love. I love off the Road crazy month, But I did feel like these guys all behave like lunatics with their moms. What is going on here? They're very soft man, these

are Yeah, they're some big man. They're big and they're sock Yeah. Well go ahead, let's hear the the what's his name? The third one, Blake, Blake and his mom have ad It was amazing. So now we're in Buffalo, were Jason. We're at the anchor no one ever the anchor bar Buffalo style chicken wings and they have to do a eat these wings, eat these wings, and it was just she was grossed out. And then next to

them people just chowing down chicken wings. Wings, by the way, not what she was doing, you know, she didn't want to eat it. And then they were like pretending to put like ranch dressing on each other's faces. And she was like, so like, no ranch dressing in Buffalo. I know she knew it. And they were like, how did she know? Someone gave her that? Oh my god. They were like really And it was like a pamphlet when you come into the city. I think that says it

on there. Yeah. Ok. It was something about a city that is so aggressive about condiments, like I just saw that thing about Chicago. Put a sign up that's like, no catch up. It's like, go fuck yourself. Okay. That was really annoying to me. I was like, Buffalo, you Buffalo rats dress. It's like, I mean truly. And it was something about all these sort of like white people tasty white people are gonna cuss cash yes, the check as jack as no ras Buffalo cuss cuss gass guss.

The world's were zombies, the world's whitest fratties like her vagina just dried up like a nature documentary. It's like and then the land lost all its water. Um. And then he recounted the story about putting food on each other's faces like it was the funniest story ever. Laugh. I thought I'd cry that whole family just lost their minds over that story. What I did? I just tell them how you got that stuff on your face? He

put it on there, He rubbed out their hair. A right, kiss cress, Chris, Yes, chriss dress honey board up the windows. Here they come, showing down, showing down. Oh my god. What's your take on him? I like him. I like him. He's a good guy. I in order for me to make out with him, I need to wash his hair and re style at hockey hair. Yeah, let's hide the widow's peak. Maybe a little, it's a bit too Yeah. Yeah,

it's a little Ralph macho karate kid for me. But I feel that if I could groom him, wash him, groom him, have him bathed and brought to your tents. I I don't. He's not my type, but I feel like there's definitely. I think he's a good guy, and I think he's gonna I think he's not gonna win, and I think he's gonna thrive in Paradise. He's gonna be like Adam and Raven in Paradise. My favorite part of him was his gay brother. Yes, agreed, Like that's

the guy. I want to follow him. Around with the camera. Seems like an interesting, intelligent fellow. Well, Jason, I think is actually my favorite, Like of all, I liked the family. I thought, yeah, he's like a normal guy. I think he would actually treat her well. I actually think he is there for the reasonably motionally well balanced. I think

for the most he's sweet. I thought he was cute when he was hockey playing the zamboni driver when they when they were on the rink and they were like making out in the zamboni for those of you who didn't grow up in New England, and that's the ice clearing thing. The guy looked like he wanted to be anywhere but there, of course he did. Yeah, he was very unsafe. That's how he lost three or your fingers isn't circle in Philadelphia? That is so crazy? Did they go?

They go, yeah, yeah, Buffalo for me, hecause you're the cool hockey mom and your blood Baxter. And then he gave her a good kiss. You thought that was buffalo like Vexter. Yeah, hey, i'd stare. I don't want to make out that. I don't want to make out with that. So then he has a gay brother. I think is this her first gay brother, like a first gay brother on this show, one with with his partner there with him. I loved it. And then he spoke so like, these

are the couple that I look up to. Like, I loved it because, like, you know, you're running out a runway here. If you're not going to say you care about this girl, what you know? What are you Waiting's amazing advice anyone's giving it. You're running out a runway was the best phrasing because he was like, I think about it all the time. I'm wondering where she was down that squirrel hall. Make sure you're gonna fred Is gonna get you. You gotta got on the runway. What

did you think of it? Anna? I love that the brother was great and his partner was husty husband. Yeah, they were great. I was like, okay, well we need to show about them. He thought the brother with him talking to each other was a little bit like Steve Urkel and Steve or Kell. To me, they looked so much glasses. It was like that weird split screen thing they do with sitcoms when the guy's playing both roles, but he's kind of talking to himself a bit. Adam

and Stewart, Adam and Stewart and all my children. You know what, do you think they were twins two Adam and Stewart. No, no, no, I think they were just brothers. And Katie, you've watched from the very beginning. Is this the first gay in law? I couldn't remember any other. That's exciting, Like I really couldn't. I don't know. Did you make out with Jason, Katie? I'm liking him more every single week. He's the only one who's moving up

on me. A little boring and basic, but like I liked his family the most, like their house, them because they were the most normal. They would chose. Mom just seemed like a normal mom. I was, yeah, that's like my mom. Yeah, they weren't normal nicely, they were just like they were cool. And it's like like, obviously they're accepting people, and they probably didn't vote for Trump, so that's like a real pre plus. Yeah. Yeah, like Garrett's family.

But there's nothing gets the family. But there was that awkward shot where there's a full steak, a full plate of food and the moms like, well, but I have a little talks. Production never let them eat all showed down, which There's the one thing I liked about Ari because he was so entitled. He's so used to being like the son of like a successful athlete and a rich kid with like it's like a real estate asia with one client, which is his parents, and that he would

just like like almost like are you gonna finish? That? Just showed down like just the entitled pleasant like I'm pleasant. I'm going to tell everyone I love him. I'm them all. I'm gonna switch for the ladies. I don't want to eat your chicken wings with ranch a blood cheese, all right, So there we go. So he goes, I am after its. He pulls her outside, and the mom goes, go for your heart, listen to your heart. And then afterwards he goes, I am so insanely wildly in love with you. That

was really good. He hasn't said yet. I thought. I mean, she liked that. She loves it when people say that, they all do, they all do. I would panic. I would even that she's going to have to say it back to someone. She just loves taking you that sponge that yeah, that would make me go fuck. I can only say it back to one. I'm gonna say it. You say I'm falling. Rachel was she got that stone face. Look, that's that damage. That's where the damage that's from the

recent are give me more. That would just make me panic because I would go, I'm going to hurt three of you exactly bad time. Jason also used the garden protect my Heart, which is a recycled lines in the batch or a lot of people do the I want someone who's gonna guard and protect my right the guard and protect my heart. Somebody, dude, one time, Garden protect my heart. It's like it's like a line from the bat and like it was an ironically just thrown out

by Jason. It's amazing how it's it's the same thing every season, but like I guess that's similar. I don't watch sports, but it's like the same rules of the game and it's with the different players. As long as I don't know how it ends, it's still thrilling the minute visits like the first round of the playoffs. Yeah, it's like that. It's like sweet sixteen. We're moving to the Grade eight next week. Yeah, hi girl, Notre Dame

is going all the way this year. Okay, I'm gonna say grade at okay and Terrible Twos, The Horny, for the Fears, for First, for Fear, for Funny, for you Got It, Boxing, for Fire for So. Now we're in Bailey, Colorado and it's snowing like crazy, and she goes, he's in love with me bleast time I thought, and the feelings are reciprocated. I just haven't told him. If she doesn't pick him, what could go wrong? I mean, yeah,

if she doesn't pick him. The editors, it makes me feel like they wouldn't that it edit that in if she actually picked him. I feel like she's not going to pick him now. Yeah, I thinking that's the distraction that it's I think so because I feel like it's

so obvious, why would they edit that in? And so it's going to be extra devastating when she walks out with Garrett at the end and they have to be, especially after he gave her his personal House of Horrors tour, which you don't get a lot of in The Bachelor. Let me take you to the place where everything bad ever happened to me in life. Let's walk through that on Oh my god, Oh god, that was weird. It

was a Halloween horror haunt. So they go to the can Black Canyon High School and that was tough at first. He goes, I haven't been here in six or seven years, And I'm thinking, why would you have been that back that recently? Like how old are you? Like when did you graduate? It's like you're like almost thirty? Why why were you there six years? Time to go? But then he brought her to the Hall of Fame, which he was on, and then we start feeling we started learning.

Here it comes mom rooms, has mom banged the bach to the basketball? By the way, did you see the basketball coach? Did you see him at the end? He looked like little Alerty dude, the bald guy. He didn't say anything. Oh wait, not not at the high school. At the house of the couch next to momitor hair of helmet, Oh my, I'm sorry, Like wow, wow, that's like, first of all, the color that doesn't exist in n and who cuts their hair like that? Like, I mean,

was she did she have the cold? Children? Note? What's Colton's mom had? The cold? Shoulder to the hair was like I I it was just all of it. They cut the color actually had to run into Gene Simmons and Beverly Hill like that. It was Tod's colors. She went in and to give me the rock and roll all night and party the color. My dad dies his hand and we're always like, just let it go, dude, your dad said me. A video of her dad drunk wine dancing in the yard with his friends this week

and his dad. I discovered that on my own Facebook feed when I was scrolling through, and I was like, dad and his dad is a very best friend. And they both dressed identically every day. They talk and hang out every day and play chess and they back, they get drunk and depths in the yard. Retired life. It is. You need to see that, you can go ahead and marry there. They love each other, they are inseparable. They grow up together. Yeah, they came here from me on Wow.

So there and then just like drink five bottles of wine in a minute. I was on board my dad so like like as not my dad, I'm like I can this is freaking fantastic. But the Weasley little guy next to mind, that is the that's not the casting. In my head, when he was telling the basketball coach story, I thought that she left the real Yeah, she left like the hot guy for Wallace Shawn my wife when he was by, like wal really dad was hot and like reasonable and well yeah and ship and the lady

and Mrs Jean Simmons. I was like, I gotta get at it with Wallace Shan Nuts. That was your absolutely a family was confusing. He good casting right there because they surprised you in that same that's what threat exactly? Do you think he was like, mom, he's not allowed to talk. Okay, yeah, the couch lewis Yeah. How recent did that all go down? Do you? So? He was like fourteen? So how old is he in high school?

Like fourteen years ago? That's crazy, right? I Also, I mean I understand getting like you know, your parents getting divorce is hard, but he kept like kind of looping it in with the school shooting and the school there, iss like, yeah, why would you take her there? Why is that the first stop on the tour? Okay, this is where my heart was crushed with my parents got divorced. Almost bought it. When the guy was shooting bullets and his first date, all he did was all he did

was bond over Like I was heartbroken too. She was in the shower and I looked on her phone and he has a full trauma bond like he feels like he loves it. It's it's here again, any listeners out there, it's easy. Look, we all have our wounds. Don't lead. It's not what makes you lovable. Don't lead with your wound. Leak it out later, like just go we'll get to you know, think tap dance around it well, but like

but to try. I think people think that's what's going to make them lovable and make somebody feel sorry for them and make them their hurt go away because everything is heightened drama with this guy. And my wife was saying, you know, that's how he's gonna argue too, if like you're run out of bread or something, it's gonna be there's no I know, it's going to make jokes. To know he can't roll everything. Here's a major adage that

is not here. Then if you try to be calmed down and he's like, you know, I was involved in a school shooting. Oh I got the school shooting. School shooting. So then Mom's boys comes over the intercom, Oh my god, apparently it was actually really bad, like somebody sent me a link like it was one of those bad school shootings. But like he may he played it down like that. It was. It was. It was horrif. The producers were like keep it tight, keep it tight, and then sting

that and she goes, thank you for sharing that. And then they walk in and then it's like an explosion of lights in their face and she goes, oh my god. And in my mind she thought it was pink. But she goes, who my favorite singer all time? And she knew every word Betty. I'm really out of it. I never heard of I have no idea. I texted my friend and I was like, who is that? It was like her mom, her boyfriend, who like you know, like in like like Spotify or something. What's the was like

she knew who she was. I had no idea what she genuinely liked. She was like, oh my god, it is everywhere number one, like this is it? She fan girls out to Betty who it was a dormle. It was actually cute to see that she was legitimately like they clearly found out that's her favorite singer and to make her dreams come true. It was like Betty whose dreams come true that time time, biggest night, and Betty whose life her tail was wagging like Becca's tail was wagging. Yeah, yeah,

I mean, and he's got his Okay. Someone tweeted us that her backup dancer looked like Chris with bleached hair, like he was like sneaking back that it did look a little surprised to be up there. It's like you're not quite sure what the steps were. Also was like they're in school. I think she was like four months pregnant, but that skirtch something was happening. It wasn't weird, it was something was happening, and it felt like it was like Adidas tennis shorts, Like there was like kept she

shouldn't be dancing at this stage of the pregnancy. I didn't know. It's like that's safe for the baby. I just was concerned through the whole song. It was really I felt like at first I was like, oh my god, it's pink. Like at first I thought because the way she reacted was as if it was pink. He was like, oh my god, oh my god, it is. I'm like, oh, okay, it doesn't quite look like pink, but I guess it must be pink. And like it's my favorite singer, Betty Who.

They can't break tradition on that show, bringing you a long list of musical accident that no one's ever heard. I was confused. Side note she's Australian apparently. Look how side note? How excited were we by all of the Bachelor of Paradise ads. They're so good? Yuki and Wells are the vats? Are the bar? Did you watch? Did you watch The Winner Games? Yes? Absolutely? Okay, Yuki's the bartender. Great. They won't be able to communicate it. Love hockey player

Guy Daniel? Is he bad? Kevin seventh? Kevin the one who actually took the V card? He actually took the hit for Jared, right, who opened up that door for Jared? Maybe he needs to go Fulton. Yes, And I think he's the one that's man enough. He's like cool Canadian firefighter. He takes everybody's I don't know how to make. Oh my god, okay, oh my god, oh my god. I ordered a decory. Yes. Oh she was so cute, she was so cute. I love she's back. Jordan, of course,

my favorite. He was in a romper. Jordan as beautiful as I am, he said about the beach. I love him is as beautiful as I am. I love him so much and I can't get in touch with him. That worries me. That line worries me actually because I think maybe now he's going to take his real that they got malfunction, and now he's going to develop it into a stick. He's gonna the Canadian did because the first season Daniel the Canadian Paradise was like next level genius.

But then the seventeen other times he did it. He started playing it the first time when it first came out with the eagles and the pterodactyls, and the eagle doesn't mate with an eagle a pigeon a pigeon, and it was like, you're amazing. But then once once they're aware, it's almost like a child who realizes that they're adorable. It starts playing precocious. Although that time you and I talked to him on the phone, remember we interviewed him.

He's genius. He really is that way, like he's scripted. He's great, are right? They take him and they I fear that Jordan In is onto his own God, we gotta get us from Nationale. Somebody get us. Jordan's somebody get us contacted organ Okay, So anyway, we're in the house we're in the house. She was so in their dancing, and she goes, it is the best day ever. So then they meet everybody, the mom's hair and he goes, Mom, I am in love with her. And she goes, that's crazy.

She was awfully condescending for a woman who broke up the family with that. She was like, basically she was talking about the girl who broke up with him, is like, that woman did something bad. I was like, have a little personal responsibility. One to destroy his belief in the in the institution. That's exactly right. Don't worry about the girlfriend breaking up with him so much. She goes, he had his heart ripped out of his chest not long ago. It's just And then she goes and the school tragedy,

it just was. And what else, mom? Yeah, And then the room she goes, you just you just stop crying and having panic attacks and saying no one will ever love me. That's right. Who says that? A thirteen year old girl says that in her diary? Girl, man who breaks up with someone doesn't sit on the couch with mom and say I'm never going to find You're right? Somebody whose mom fucked Wala Sean and they and everyone knew it. And then and then she left their house

and moved into his apartment. She just left them. That's hard, like with mama, it's hard to get over tough mama. And she was really like she was not, you know, supportive about this whole thing. She's like, I don't think she I didn't get the unbelievable she said about him. It's saying I could be engaged by the time I come back here. She said, I don't think she feels the same way about you. Yeah. Yeah, it's crazy. Yeah, and she does. There's someone that she actually does feel

the way about. It's him, You're right, Yeah, yeah, that she's that. Mom is a Yeah, I was. I was hoping for so much more. Okay, well, mom, I every little think you know too much about love. Dude quite honestly was surprised that. I mean, this is no Dean's visit. Think about can we here Dan's dad? I did a good dad, pretty good dad, I mean feel good? Who is he? Who is your best wife that you ever had? Yeah? I talk about that. You know who that is? Who is your best wife? Which is your which is your

favorite wife? Your mother? Really? Wait, what do you just I just was like, wait, did you watch Will Country? And I was like, that's Dean's dad. He's a Russian because the Raji she got real weird. I don't know if he's watched it. He got really weird and angry towards the end when that when that woman like right, yeah, it's like you know she's Horris, like saying with dad, women get lets have sex with them. You got up that with Dean and yes, yes, good call. Katie. Really

wasn't there What color was he wearing? Do remember? Was it was purple? Okay? Damn he might. I bet you he fell for it though back in the day for sure, absolutely. I mean we didn't have one of Dean. We didn't have Brian's mom or Dean's dad, or Joe Joe's mom or Joe Joe's brothers. That kid that like mouth kissed her and they had their they had their shawl color sweaters on and like like browed out. I mean, there was a there was a lot. This was a pretty tape.

Even even Becky's uncle with the uncle Gary and all the ducks this is or even like Laurence Lauren's military family that like just stared at him. There was a lot, there was a lot. They don't rank, they don't rank, they don't rank. So then they go. So then we're in Colorado again. We're with Colton and we're going to the um Children's Hospital and they're getting unicorn horns. Now,

Katie looked up his looked up his charity. Yeah, and it looks it up when he was first on and I look looked at and it's just like, I mean, it's it looks like he honestly does help people, but I just don't know how much it does. It was kind of hard to find him for Katy said that it looks like he'd given out three vests. I don't want if you mean I mean at you know it helps those three, I don't know. I don't know because he's your not he was your number one, he's not. No,

Blake is number one for me. Blake's the number one for me for a while because I like Coulton. But there just seemed to be one thing, a little fake and then dropped off. Yeah, and he never showed any personality. And his fear of sex, his clear terror, his terror. It's not even about that because I know people who are not enormously sexual and have almost an aversion to it. Yeah, it's the opposite. It's his insane and and disproportionate pride in the fact that he's a virgin. That doesn't make

any sense to me. It's not even he's not having sex, and so he's just so forcefully virginal to everyone. It's always the first thing he leaves to the topic of conversation. It's a badge of honor. Why is it a badge of honor because you haven't done something? Yeah, it's like my badge of honor. I've never gone into the zip line. You don't. I'm a non zip line. Zip line not for me, No zip line. I don't know you zip line not me. I had to tell the guys in

locker room, I've never been on the zip line. Who't get so jazzed about something they haven't done in that saying it was way out of whack. Yeah, I've read some inline too. It's like it's weird, you don't. It almost makes more sense if it was religious. Yeah, today all religious? Did you see all? There was a lot of Cross's was wearing across the first time. It's man because he if he looks Mormon, and there's a big because there were some of my brothers there was like

crosses I do I don't know. It's next to Utah, that's I mean, he's super blonde. They're all good looking. There's he goes three of some of my brothers. I'm like, is this what's happening here? Okay, woman's believe in Jesus, don't they? I don't know. They just also believe in the other dude. Okay, so they are. And I was looking that they're at the hospital. Those kids were so cute, cut oh my god. And uh, he was really good with them. I will say he was. So. He was

great with the kids like nieces and nephews. Yeah, those that little Yeah, she was adorable. I just can't feel like she's the cutest little girl. Yeah. Oh my god. Her Instagram presence is going to blow up. Oh my god, it's content. It's going to be the ceiling. Yeahs. So, like, did they give her like a weird like tear missus tray or something. You're like, yeah, I might be a smoke. She's a really nice It looks this malls in my purse. It's like a little ramikin. It was like a Ramican.

She going to make some cramp. She was like, oh, perfect, I need this. He waited tables. Yeah, it was a ram Is somebody you only know if you wait tables. Um. So then so then they were very kid. He goes, I've never brought a girl home ever. But then there's photos of him. There's photos of him at his Christmas dressed up with that Olympian Ali Riceman. He there's a picture of him with her at Christmas with his family. Maybe they weren't at their house, they're standing in the

house pajamas. Really at his house. Yeah, there's Katie. Katie has it. Well, then he's a damn liar. The liar yeah yeah, yeah, he made like a whole like a video asking her how Yeah, yeah, that's yeah, he's so stupid he lied. Yeah. Maybe he's just ashamed of that photo and rightly so maybe that's why he said it. It is a shape photo. And she's the one that

was like, I don't love you. All his brothers and sisters and these all his siblings one to four or five, six, seven, they have seven, yes, and he's also dating here, which is there? They are more like everyone else said, Yeah, there's a lot. I think there's even more. I think there might even be more. Maybe that's what is when I have sex. He's just seen the horrors of what happens when you have a lot of sex gets crowded. So then he goes. So then he's like, you're gonna

meet eighteen of us. The dad is more like the dad is more like a coach, like we have a coach player relationship, which I was like, that's that's a red flag. Absolutely that's not good. And then they all have cross necklaces and um and cold shoulder blouses, all the moms and everyone at cultural brasses with the bra strap showing, like if you're gonna do the culturals, there were a trap list ladies of course, right right, um, And then she goes, we have to have the hard conversation.

It's all And the dad was so angry. He's like, well, you brought up to you? Did she bring up ari? It was like, those are the real questions. It was like he was very aggressive. He was really like, got you young, lady? What about you and are young? Yeah? That's what it felt like. It felt like got your horror. I would watch that on a Fox Got Your hort you got your horror, John Stamons got your horror. Oh you guys another surprised horror. You're right, I did dry

homp on behind the dry cleaner. So then so then she goes, um, I just want to find my person. Um, stop using that phrase in general. Yeah, that's my person. You're my person, You're my person. I'm going to find my person. That's what That's what that dun Higgins and Laura said at the end, like your mate, and by

that she meant I fucking hate you. And I'm gonna move to Denver, your stupid little house, and we're gonna do a reality show and the twins we hate each other, and the twins are gonna teach me how to install a toilet, and then I'm going to try to get married on TV to you and when you say no, I'm gonna leave you. We watched it? Did you watch it? Oh my god? She hated it. Hated I only have so much bandwidth? Wasn't that the word? We did? We

did like one podcast we did it. We couldn't take we could the whole podcasts, like, I'm not going to be able to do that. We watched what episode she hated him premie. So then they do. The mom says, um, find your person, and then the dad's like you better leave now. Then down the road, and then he goes to talk to the mom and he's like, well I had the virgin talk. Mom. Her reaction at first I was like, Oh, he's told her this before. That's weird. And then her when she goes, he never told me that.

I was like, I went back and rewind and I was like, oh yeah. Her face was like like what he had never told her that? Because she said I just found in the other room. A yeah. When she talks that's because you think that they would have raised him to be a virgin. So he's just chosen this on his own. I mean, he's like, fourteen year old brother has had sex and he hasn't. Dude, Dude, look at her face. At first it looked more like oh

this again. It was it was it was a weird look because and she says to Becca like because he was because Becca, which I thought was interesting that Becca brought it up. And Becca brought it up kind of lightly, being like, oh, you know, he doesn't have experience, and she goes, yeah, he just told me he's a virgin. She was very confused, and he has rankly. So your son was a professional NFL player, And why are you telling your mother? I know, why are you telling your mother?

Twenty six? He's a hot former NFL player who just told his mother on television for the first time. And my favorite thing is he kept saying, it's such a private part of my life, like it's something I never talked about, Like you just fucking can't stop talking about it. You cannot stop talking about it, dude, I mean, I don't know, man. So then so then they go and

and what did you say? Okay, the sisters everybody has a cold shoulder top to then we're in l A and she's like, oh, She's like, I need to talk things over with the girl people who know me best, her best friends from so far weeks ago on The Bachelor, Caroline has weaseled her way in there. She didn't do anything on the show, but some producer clearly wants to

bone her so badly that she's front and center. She made some comment on like a reunion show, but I think she got placed for I think some producer sure like hot for teacher, and so that like the so then Tia is sitting there, so they're like, so, tell us who's loved. So she's like started going through and then she is just chewing her own face, just chewing, like chewing her face. And then she's like and then there is cold, and then it was so great and

you just saw me love me. She's like, how I can I just interrupt you for a second, for a second, right now now, and she goes, I was excited to hear you talk about Blake and Garrett and Jason. Um uh. And then and then Becca goes, do you still have feelings for cold? And she's like, it just makes me stick to my stomach. It makes me sick. And she goes, well, I wish I would have known that she was I'm sick to my stomach. And she's like, okay, well, I'm

gonna take a moment. She goes, this was shitty. I think this was shitty, and it's angry and it hurts to hear it, and I say, you go, Becca, it was shitty. In the real world. It's world. If you're gonna call, if you're gonna call the bachelorette girls, your best friends who know you better than anyone else in the world. If that's your new reality, then you're gonna get twisted emotional logic from these people, and you better suck it up, butter cup and move on. Yes, thank you.

I love sucking up buttercups. It's ridiculous. It's my god, it's this manufactured world that they all buy into, and that's they're They're living in the biodome now and these are the these are the new rules. Favorite. So it's so true to my stomach. I'm just stick to my stomach. And what did you think? Um? Yeah, I mean that made sense. I was like, yeah, sure, I'm sure she's not over him. They hung out like I think, and they didn't. Yeah, but they're both like super Christian, So

what else do they got? I think they're but holes. Don't forget the butt stuff. There's always but stuff, but a good point but hole. I the fact that that would be more okay in the front door. It's like, don't come knocking. Yeah. I think I kind of feel like Tien Coles and deserve each other. I think they great couple. I feel like they sort of had a pre arrangement when she thought she was going to be the bachelorette and they were going all the way. Yeah,

they with that. He was like show up right before and be like no, I'm gonna get as far as I can get, yeah, and then show up and derail it for me, so that way I can get to Paradise and then we can get we can go to Paradise, and a lot of gimes, you didn't even get that far going to Paradise. Yeah, they're gonna they're gonna go to Paradise no matter what. And I think they're going to get together in Paradise no matter what, even if they didn't plan this, because what's gonna happen is they're

going to fucking hate each other. They're gonna fight in a fight and there then they're gonna get drunk and then they're going to make out. And then I guess it's going to like put a stick near her and then it's gonna take his virginity. Is going to take his virginity, and then he'll be freeing up seven Canadian meat for you to teach you how to do this righty oh my god less tears and Nashley, I sorry, oh my gosh. So then my penis so then there

she is. Then she's looking out getting ready, and she has her very sexy dress on and she's looking out over her balcony looking like Linda Carter. There's a little wonder woman there. So then all those tall guys they walk up. I've filmed at that hotel. I've filmed at the location. It's not an active hotel. It's right near MacArthur Park where you can buy crack and yeah, so that's where they film. I went to a real scary

auction there once. Would you buy nothing? Human te just human bones, chicken bones from buhoo, no ratch, never again. So then Colden walks up. So all these tall guys come up. Colden runs up the red carpet. First thing, he says, Chris Chris, Chris hey Man, and Fantasy sweets her. Next Weeknda, I know, I brought up my virginity first thing, he said it again. I know last week I brought

up my virginity. Are there? I expected to be intimate and it was just like, dude, do you really think they forced you at gunpoint to have sex at the Fantasy standing there? Like, didn't contract? Read it? You fucking here? Like its almost like okay, but just what do you feel like? Are you ready. It was almost like he said, I don't know feelings. They've come to me. My brain too small, Like it's so strange to me, Like Sars is not going to Bible to give you the answers.

It was almost like he was gonna He was asking how you do it? Christ how do you have a diagram? I'm in a room with a girl. How do I not suck her? If? It's like, it's just that's what happened with a woman. Eventually your penis is going to go inside. That's who it felt is. How do I not fuck her? Chris? Please please tell me how not to. You don't have to, you know that, right, that's kind of how this works. You can choose not to, but I have to. That was nuts. It was nuts. He

ran up in a full sweat. That's because that's planned. B Oh, I got to get off the show. I just want to go bone Tia. Yes, he has no game. This guy has no he's never had of a personality. Because he's hot. Yeah that he's hot ish. His chin is really wide. He's a superhero. He looks like an old fashion Yeah, like an old fashioned or like um from bowl Winkle, like like like a villain. Yeah, that's exactly it. That's exactly it. Okay, So then she cut

the number. One she picked was Blake. Then she picked Jason, which I was surprised by. I thought Garrett would be next, and then it would be between Jason and Colton. Oh, I see what you're saying. You thought it was still going to be Colton, but you were surprised. I was surprised by the order. And then and then she goes after spending day with Oh, he goes after spending day with kids and with the family. I finally got to the point where I could feel not broken again. That's

what he said. It was like from what being a hot football player virgin I don't know how he was broken either. I mean maybe from like him losing his football career from his injury. I don't know. So then his dog dreaming doct dream? I love a dog dream. So then the way she comes back, she goes, She goes, well, guys, I let Colton go. I did see a future with him, That's how she I was like, what rather than I didn't see a future with him? She goes, I did see a future with him, So I had to go.

But girl come, But we're going to Thailand, she said. But what he what Tia said to me didn't really factor in. She said that that it wasn't parted. That was I do believe it. I think what the father said had more to impact than what Tia said. Is if you're going to cut this guy loose, do it now? Better to be hurt now than further down the road. And I think she looked at the four and said, he's the least of the four. Yeah, so I'm gonna I'm gonna spare him the humiliation of cutting him on

a beach in Thailand with a lady boy. Here's a quote from your favorite genius coming up. This is from Garrett. All that I want is all I want is her. It's Becca and I changing each other world one hundred percent every day, bran new world. It's Becca and I change in each other's world. Is not a divorce to her. I don't want to divorce to her. I want to change her world every day. I can count her world un less than one hand, two fingers. Yea, even she's

a fender head. Who are the final two going to be? Guys? Gotta be Jason and Blake. I fear it's going to be Garrett and wins. It's gonna be terrible. She just doesn't seem to like him as much, Like she really like the way she is with Blake, Like she, I think Blake's gonna win, but I think Jason is not going to be number two. But I do think Jason is going to be a hot commodity in Mexico. What makes you say that? Because you know something? Because I feel like he's a good guy that's not flash. She

enough to win the Bachelorette? Do we know already than any of it? We knew that we knew Colton because there was a photo that was just all over like TMZ of he and Tia, because that really because the young Becca, because young Becca with the short hair was like fighting, No, she has like a boyfriend. She was like fighting with Raven and basically calling Tia a hypocrite

and basically seeing they planned it all along. And then and then showed a picture she like tweeted out a picture of Tia and Colton since he left, Yeah, in paradise, in paradise, in paradise, and so but it was like, girl, what are you doing? She's gonna get so much trouble. She's a hot she's a hothead live wise, there's a there's an NDA you signed with about that kind of yeah. I don't know, I think because it went public so she thought she could share it or something because I

think you got on t MC or whatever. So she shared it and was like after that, Oh, how hypocritical of you to go on and pretend you're over when you guys are hooking up. And then I think Raven responded was like, oh, how hypocritical of you to go on and pretend your friends with any of those women on that show. You a da girl. And then she revealed today that she's not going to be on Paradise because she has a boyfriend. I'm you know, well, maybe

how about this. Here's my prediction, when she breaks up with her boyfriend, she will actually smart not to go on Paradise because when she breaks up with her she can be the bachelore. She'll be a little bit older, but you can go on Paradise and still be a bachelor. Very The only one who ever did that was Nick. So the reason I say that about Jason is I feel like guys like Jason are too nice to win

the Bachelorette, but they do well in paradise. If you look at Raven and Adam or even Evan and Carly, they don't do well in the Bachelorette, but they do well in Paradise. But who's going to be the bachelor's bae? I say you take Jason to the end, that Jason gets bumped up the first position the best unless unless Blake gets cut, and then it's Blake still pick the third, right they do, sometimes they drop down to third. I mean, but I mean unless Blake doesn't win, they're not going

to pick. So it need to be Wells, not Wells Wills Wills. It there was he was in all the commercials. Last snig, he cut his hair off, he put the mustache. Of all the insane things to do, he got mustache. Didn't even yeah, I didn't even see that. I have to assume that they'd be open to having a black patch, all right. I think it's gonna be so then that so that it's either going to be it's either going to be good called Jason Bachelor or Blake if he

doesn't get picked. So it's either one of those two or Lincoln, which I think makes for more drama makes for more drama if you put the final one of the final. Because they haven't had a finalist in the in the in the catbird seed in a while, they have gone deeper to pull their next bachelorette. This one was she won, This one was I meant for the guys, for the guys. Yeah, yeah, I agreed. Um, did you

guys know that? You guys know that? Did you know there's no that Lincoln was shifting in his cubicle in the office. No, in the cubical. I thought it was in the bathroom and also in the cubicle. No, it wasn't in the cubic. In the cube. People that story about just that he was love it, they don't just hard for them to buy they they haven't been in the cubicle. I'm gonna read two emails and then we're gonna do Tweeter the way. I need to warn everyone

this is very upsetting. I'm filming in Vancouver next week, so our our fantasy suits is not going to be up until not this weekend, but next weekend. And I'm devastated about it. Unless I can trap some Canadians, maybe I can make Daniel come to Daniel and Kevin the Hockey. I'll be shooting all day. Oh maybe Healy or do you you know what? Oh my god? But but is it like I mean, Daniel would be funny if maybe I'll see if I could get Daniel. I'll do it

on my phone and texted to you guys. Al Right, it may be up on time in Canada if I can hunt down the Canadian Eagle. But if I can't, it's not gonna be up. I don't get back until Thursday. What I'm shooting an episode of the Magicians. I'm also shooting an episode of Teachers right now. Fun oh okay, promoting things. Next August tenth, my Netflix show comes out with Rookie of the Year, Debbie Ryan Insatiable. It's it's so good every All the episodes drop August tenth on Netflix.

It's me and Debbie, Sara Coloona, Melissa Milano. It's awesome. I know, it's exciting. Hooray. What do you have? Well, I'm gonna be moderating the Supernatural panel on Sunday this weekend. Yes, he does exactly right, And we're going to be August fifth at Danny's Nashville. Yes and five Live at Danny's. I'm also going to be a comic con this weekend. I'm moderating the Family Guy panel with Seth and we're doing the c W Arrowpen. Do you know that I went to high school with Alec and John. I'll tell

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they would love a shout out. They all loved Leo, so there you go, thank you so much for your email. We love stuff like this. And then there's one more person that emailed in that I have to give a shout out. Paradise. I want Leo. I haven't seen him in any of the promos. Oh my god, it really does. It looks like Maui from Mo Wanna. I can say is that you're welcome. Oh my god, Oh my god. There's a new rescue pop from somebody from Kelly Craig. Got a new rescue Bubba at the rescue bo look

at the rescue problem. You know what I have to I'm not this year. I can't. Okay, we're am anute. Okay, there's all these people. Yes, and we are also doing a Patreon people um, people are nominating and we will stay next week. Who is going to come in and do the podcast with us on Patreon? We've got all these great emails. Next week you'll be in Vancouver. Well it'll be, but I'll announce it now. Okay, So here we go. One more thing. Somebody emailed us and I'm

trying to okay, okay, this is from Amanda. I'm gonna stay it wrong all dearie, high hearted and gang. My name is Amanda, and I'm a big fan of the show. I started listening last year during Nick Faelle season and haven't missed an episode yet. I also got my bestie Christine to start listening, and now it's at top of the list of things we talked about on Wednesday afternoons. You guys always crack us up. And now my dear best friend Christine's journey is also complete. She has given

out her final rose and she's getting married tomorrow. Any chance she and her fiance say husband um can get a congratulations on the pod, I think it would be the best gift I could give to her, aside from money, of course. Thanks for keeping us laughing, Amanda Ms Christine. I know it's a little belated, but congratulations. Yeay. That was from Anna um and also like us on Facebook, like us on iTunes. Here are two new comments. Number one four stars good podcast by gir My only complaint

is that it sounds like Arden is eating sometimes snacks. Mac. You know what, I'm gonna be honest and I owe you all and amends. Here's the deal, guys. Since Meltdown closed, we've been filming at Anna's studios and they have tasty free snacks. And I'm a monster, guys, I'm a monster, and I'm really sorry, and I have oral fixations and I like to eat, and I have been snacking and you're right, You're absolutely right. I have been eating mints in your ear and I didn't know, and it's hard

for me. I'm gonna have to tape my hands to my side because I've never had We had no free snacks that melt on. So there you go. And another review five stars amazing by Sofa Couch six eight. I listened to this podcast on repeat at work. Wow, that's a lot of filth in your ears. It's exciting and laughed so hard every time that my coworkers now asked me, are you listening to your Bachelor podcast? Again? Waiting for this podcast every week is like winning for an episode

of my favorite TV show. This is the whole reason I watched The Bachelor. Now ABC, ABC should definitely give Arden and team a cut of their profits. We fully agree. And I want to say a special shout out to the lady that came to the show this week in Wisconsin who came up to me and she goes, I listened to every episode and I've never watched one episode of the Bachelor. She's never watched the show, and she

loves the podcast. You bunny made my weekend. Okay, Okay, here we go t the week picked out by Anne Hosi a number one seth vat at Basebone one. Jason and Becca may not have won the wing Jason and Becca may not have won the wing eating competition, but the trophy for throwing up wings into your dates mouth while kissing is still on the line. Okay, Cheyenne Constant at Trixie Firecracker Tea, Why you know this woman has PTSD about people changing their mind about having feeling for

someone else. Weeks later, you messy Tia so damn messy. That's pretty good. It's good. Here we go. Number three, Cheyenne Constant at tricky Trixie Firecracker. So I wonder if Garrett would call Blake a Christ's actor. That's real. That's funny because it's that is, you know. Okay, here we go. Here's another one from Cheyenne Constant. She's a fire girl. Oh my god, imagine Colton telling Becca in the Fantasy Sweets. The longer I hang out with you, the longer I

risked the chance of not giving my hymen to tea. Okay, um, okay. Number and here's this is from Nicki Lameshka at end the Lameshka Betty, who is the most accurate artist named to ever be featured on this series. And then here we go last one step back at Basebone one. Fred Savage's IMDb page just got updated, and she deserves an Emmy for his role as Jason's gay brother on The Best. I'm gonna narrow it down. I'm gonna go as Cheyenne. Cheyenne. Okay,

she was fired. Okay, I'm gonna go Cheyenne. I'm gonna go dark Cheyenne. So I wonder if Garrett would call Blake a Christie Sector really strong, almost like Patton Oswald data level, like really really Jim Jastrey, Sarah silver Man like really dark, very could Lenny Bruce somebody that could sell out like like Carnegie Hall strong? So that is I wonder if Garrett would call like a christ or Cheyenne Constan. Oh my god, imagine Colton telling Becca in

the Fantasy Suites. The longer I hang out with you, the longer I risk the chance of not giving my high miden tee. I mean, I feel like that one should win, just so we don't get angry letters. Yeah, and actually laughed so hard. I'm gonna go Hyman, I'll go Hyman. I'm gonna go crisis actor. Good for you. Oh my god, I have to break the Katie have the Vault and Robin and be honest. As much as I love a good Hyman joke, I gotta go with Chrysis that. I wonder if Gary would come like Chrysis. Wow,

that's so good. Good you guys. I'm so sorry if it's not up until a week from Saturday. In the meantime, you can listen to all of our fun bonus podcast on Patreon. So many good ones. Follow us on you know what? Follow me on Instagram, fun Twitter, Just go to Instagram at art Marine, at Instagram and why are I in? I'm Rob Benedict one be so it looks like Row Benedict it on Instagram or Rob Benedict with two bees on Twitter and on Twitter, I'm at Ralph

Garman and same on Instagram. Katie Anna, anything you want to promote, you know, just my podcast on Middle Eastern politics, Ethically Ambiguous on the House to Works Network. Oh my god, an animal? Oh my god, you guys, go adapt an animal, Go adapt an animal. Um, what a joy this has been. I've been looking forward to this and it did not for who's gonna win? Who's gonna win? Blake? Anna, I hope it's Blake. I think it's going to get down

at Blake and Garrett and I please pick Blake. If she picks s Garrett Blake doesn't, I'm going to stop watching the show. No, you won't. But then maybe we'll get him as a bachelor and we get to go back. She picks Scarrett, then I will never trust her again. You should tell her that, and I trust you get me, Jordan and Leo. Okay, okay, there we go. You ready to play us out? Miss Anna? Bye Rob. We're gonna have funny Nashville. Gonna have funny Nashville. Um, will we

play this song? Oh? My good? What ext do you play? Could you play your guitar? Could you play this? Try it? I think you could play this. I don't think it's that hard. I'll just play the basic chords. Can you say it? Oh? I could do a six fucker in the panacy suit. Bye bye