"Bonerability!" w/ Rob Benedict and Brendan Smith

welcome to Will You Accept This Rose? My name is Art Marine, and I am coming to you from my boogie garage in Los Angeles, California. Hello listeners, Hello new listeners. We might be on a fancy new network, but we're still the same garbage people you know and love with me. Today it's it's raining men here in the in the garage, which is so exciting. We're having a sausage party. Can

I say that? In Tony do I? Do? I have permission to say to my rape is a man who is brave enough to take the title a Bachelor of the Year in the new decade. Let's give him a proper intro, shallowe and the longest intro we possibly could Right now, you've never heard this man. You only know you and Bill. Do you know what? I like my Bachelor the year A little bit there, that's right, this is he keeps going. I don't want to Yeah, me and my friend a Very Pearson, who is the pianist penist,

pianist for all of this. I love that word. Um, how are you, Rob? I'm great, I'm really good. Rob. You're going to be You're gonna be getting a hero's welcome in San Francisco this Sunday when you fly in from Austin. It's a it's a bachelor week for me. For all of you guys out there, who are you still on the fence, get your asses to San Francisco. I personally am doing seven shows. We are doing a live podcast this Sunday, the nineteenth, at one pm. Is

gonna be Rob, Me, Paget, Tanna. We've got Lauren lob Kiss, We've got Steve Heightener has been added to the Bill analyst from Bachelor in Paradise M K. Paul's then please you guys, it's gonna be so fun. We don't have another live show on the books anytime soon, so so you know what, who needs any are a who needs college money for the kids. Come to San Francisco. You'll have a good time. You can say this is the day of our Lord celebrated as as the Lord would

want us to. Talking about people making out coverting glitter. I'm super jelly. That you should be super Jelly. Okay, well we'll have to get you on a future one. Speaking of super Jelly, a man who wants to Australia with us to full seasons. He's got a great mustache. Um, he hope. Well, we'll give him a proper intro after his song rushes his favorite band. He also love so many but it's only the can I had the right guitarists. I'm not sure if that's any Vanillen or somebody else.

His name is brand T Shirts. He's got a cool mustache and cound dog is not fans. I hope he loves me A thousand of thousand dollars. I hit had it up for more. I know you're hitting up a lot of people for a thousands. You know what this is Brendan Smith, he hopes. He's a very good friend of mine. He's so funny. You can hear him on all of the Australia ones on. Patrion Brendan, thank you so much for being here. You host a fantastic podcast called The Brando Cast, and I've been on and you

just had on this week. If you guys go right now and you can listen to Who's your newest guest? Rob Benedict that you guys both went to Northwestern and then you reconnected at my holiday party. Well we we basically decided and I decided while we were doing the we really should have been bros for the last twenty odd years. Yes, yeah, yeah, and we have. So we actually have a ton of really close mutual friends and

we've been at the same parties and stuff. Because I'm usually drunken high, I don't always reach out to people make friends. That's why I have a podcast in this is how I make friends. But so this is great. I mean, I'm sad that I'm not here with my my usual bachelor Australia guy Bill Unstler. Yeah, we'll get you guys on. So perfect to be here with Robert. Yeah, just so we're playing musical, we're playing key party or it's a key party. We're mixing you up. Well, we'll

get you back on with Bill. I promise you that yes, um, and that of of course we Anna's on her way, and of course we have Katie leaving. Can you guys handle onemer song? And the listener is gonna die? Can you handle onemer song? Yeah, Katy songs, Arry go, we're playing.

Her name is Katie Levine. She comes to us, bring with the podcast, and she said it even though it had at this and we did the podcast, and you guys follow us to podcast dot podka dot podca because sometimes about dot com she brings the thunder when she's bringing it all, I haven't heard the thing. I forgot. I forgot how actuated it was. My apologies to the new listeners in there. That's really you know what I feel like. That was towards the end of my recording day.

I was tired, my blood sugar was low. I went I went blue. Well, there's a rhyme at the beginning. I appreciate what Levine brings. The machine, Levine, the machine. You think I do smoke pot I don't. I'm not good at it. All. Right, here we go, let's get on to business overall. How do we rate this episode? Last night? I thought was a classic classic Bachelor episode. It was great Roses. I love I love it. I loved it. Can I tell you real quick? I watch it on YouTube TV. Who is that? Because I cutting

my cable but it's hard. It's cheaper than cable, but I have I have to handwrite it out and I find it's not precise enough to rewind precise it's really hard to rewind, so then I can't do it. However, on the rewind button, the little icon is a rose. I saw someone on the Reddit post and I think that's a I like that. Speaking of Reddit, I just want to stay out of the gate. There was some gossip online. So we have a guy that coming up who's going to be our Rookie of the Year, Jerry Trainer,

who's I was on a CMT show. He was on I Carly. He's good friends of Debbie and he's watching now for the first time ever, and he's obsessed and he's deep he's he knows it's spoiler free, but he's deep diving on Reddit. And he was the one that found this made me so I panicked for her. This poor girl. Last week, Madison Maddie, she was the one

that went on the date with his family. There was a scandal online that she she posted a picture of her date like such a good time, like so blessed, and then like I think she created some fake fan accounts for her, but she forgot to toggle between the two, and then she posted as herself on her own picture, so would be the equivalent of me saying like art and marine, like had so much fun on my date with bachelor Rob and then as art and commenting, God, Arden,

you're so down to earth and real. We just love you. She commented as herself, Madison, You're so beautiful. She's down to earth and it's real. And it made me and it was something that like I get it, I see how that could happen, and made me I would have to move to Canada. It made me accidentally tagging me like art, art and you so real everything about you to Madison, I'm psychically reaching out to you, and I just want to remind you you are not responsible for

what other people think about. What other people think about you, Madison is their own. I was about to say, okay, okay, I'm emphatic about that. I know it made me and by the way, to the young gal, I still like her. My heart goes out to her. I give her a free pass. It could have happened to anybody. She's so sweet. Can I say that I think I think she likes her. When he gave her that frame photo, how awkward, like if she doesn't win to have that photo of the family.

Here we go, um so here we go. We have we have We're cutting back in. It's in the heat of the moment. We're backstage at some theater with Hannah Hannah be. I love that she's still Hannah Bey but Hannah By and Peter and he's saying, I don't want to stop looking at her, which is so sweet, but like you can see he's been chemically altered by her arrival. Yeah, and by her glitter there at the Avalon had sex

times like a lot. They had like a night they had like they had like round after round and a morning and I mean, like, just give a time's horny, Like he's a horny guy. We're going to talk about

throughout this problem. He was horny even on her season because he was like in the when they were in that wooden sauna, I guess, like wmember, he was so swort, like I almost felt like he was so physical with her that it was almost jarring at for Hannah, like it was almost like, is it just physical, Like he's I kind of appreciate kind She's kind of a horn dog too. She is too kind of a horny. Remember she would use to straddle everybody. Yeah, I appreciate because

he seems innocence to his horn dog nous. I like it makes him more interesting coming up this season. Sex is something that's no, and that's clear, and that's clear that he's made that. Okay, so he says and and he goes, Look, it sucks to hear you say that I just wanted to be the bachelor. You're the one who said no to me. I have never said no to you. Hannah. Wow, I mean good line. That was he He has a point, yeah, and then the second point, Oh god, I'm stepping on your notes because you take

amazing notes. But the big for me, the big moment was when he said, am I just a what if? Yes? Basically, and when she said she was busy kind of like her. It was I felt like a lot of it was, as Katie pointed out last week, so such a good sleuth. Katie, such a good sleuth. When she did the math and was like it was her birthday and she got reamed on her birthday? Would it have been before it was?

It was at least like the same week, I think. Okay, so her birthday week she got read by the judges I'm Dancing with the Stars, which she then went on to win. But in her brain, her end of TV was coming mirror probably, so you're saying production wise that the shooting of this episode probably fell in the same window, which is incredible intel during her birthday. And then I was trying to remember because I remember there was a week I didn't watch all of it. That was the issue.

It was like I kind of just followed it online and I knew there was a week that like the judges were really mean to her and she had a really hard time, and Alan, her partner, even like it was kind of critical of her and like they like I like my mom told me, Like the judges literally like went back to her and like we were sorry, we were mom. And Alan like had to post something being like I didn't mean my comments to come off

that way, like I love Hannah and uh. Then Evan of Carly and Evan posted that he figured out it was the same week and so because I was like trying to figure out when what that? Because I didn't watch the whole thing, I was like, what was that? Her? Wrong? Man? This is like sciously, this is like you you have now tied with Paget for figuring out. It's amazing, But I I her time is done. She doesn't like to Rob pointed out last week how competitive she is. She

was Alabama. Yeah, yes she was. She's Alabama Hannah. So then, um, she goes making decisions from my heart was very hard. I don't know. I don't know if I made the decision, is hurt? I let somebody go who didn't hurt my heart? He asked me to say it. I don't know what to do right now. When are the callbacks? When are the callbacks? And special story Alba, Yes we did a woma. I guess what. Jesus still loves me, Luke, and then I'm gonna I've practiced. I practiced moving the rose stand.

Remember when she moved and of like the rose That was amazing. Um, I loved this this Natasha became a real favorite of mine. Last week she starts going, I hope he's not just like throwing back shots with Hannah, right now, please let it go. She had She actually had enough self esteem and self respect to be like, and I'm not going to let him off the hook. And she handled it really well. She didn't get angry, she didn't like get she didn't overreact. She just was

like very straightforward, like stating the facts. And we my friends and I were all like, oh, that was like really impressive. I would not have handled that. Then. Oh my god. Lauren Lacus, one of my best friends, she invited me to watch with her last night, and everything in me wanted to go, I'm such a psycho. I'm such a psycho. I've got those are just your nose from last night. Oh my god, dude, I write the

entire thing out. I should just like, I'm sure there's like a closed caption thing that I can like print out somehow. But then I don't know. I had to like starr, I underline no, no, it's psycho. Okay. So then we have he goes, I just want someone. I just want someone to want me as bad as I want them. I get it when he was like the what if? And he goes, you tell me that you have feelings for me still? And how you made mistakes

and whatnot. And he goes and I want to hear that, but is she just missing the what if but not actually missing me? And she's like a little bad. Yeah, that's the thing. She's not like, you're the one I wanted. She's like, I don't really know. Yeah, okay, Like she's like mad at him about It's like, it's like, do you do you think about like me that that you let me go? And she was like yes, sometimes, like yeah, I do, Like it was it clear? I like it.

That's an honest answer, totally honest. And she's not a liar. She's a troublemaker. She's not a liar. Well, you know, the Lord is watching. You can't you can't lie. That's what I haven't Rea such a good alibam Mahannah. And although and then he you know, he made the right decision by letting her go. And you can play Luke, oh really you want? I would love to see is that be against tight because you're so nice and I'm thinking, really, Lee Tan, get you in a Steak Harvey suit, okay, yeah,

put you in the shower. Yeah, how you could play the part of the Lord coming to whisper in his ear. Yeah, more sex bro, you gotta take a time dry yourself off. Too much sex bro. And so then so then she goes, I don't know. Then she goes, come on, let's go catch a flight. Selfishly, let's go catch a flight, and then he and then he goes, I don't know what to do right now at all. And then she goes, can I give you a hug? And I believe I wish I in constant tweeted us that she goes, girl says,

can I give you a hug? And then she said on his ge, truly thought, I truly thought they were just gonna get jiggy right there on the spot way of hugging him where she inserted herself into his body literally her tits are in his face. Yeah, just a quick hug. Hey, they got chemistry. Oh god, God, we've done it four times and you've done it and we would have kept going, but there was an artificial cutoff. Yeah,

so it's soul. Yeah. I think that she in her mind like is like, I'm going to get as much glitter on his body and his face, and as sure as I can, you know who it was. It was Alison are at a L four o n K. Hannah to Peter, can I give you a hug? Sits on fish? I mean she did she I agree with you because she was in a dress. It wasn't a seque dress. It was literally like a Christmas ornament. Can I say this? Joan Jett has a very famous phrase about how women

should play guitar. Talk to me, it's pussy to wood who Yeah, that's Joan Jett's feeling about you, Mr musician, about playing guitar and getting that feeling. And I felt that she was doing that with Peter. Yeah. I watched that documentary about Joan Jett on a plane and anybody. I don't remember what Arolina it might have been. She was on the Family Channel on Jeplo. It was on the film was on the Disney plus app Um. It was about a cat that likes to climb a tree.

But I feel like, yeah, she was spraying her chart, she was putting her in like we've had a good time, sent the best time because I think he's still okay, so let's talk about that. So then so then he started scratching her back. It was so sexual, and then they had like an eye lock or they didn't say anything. For like four hours. It was an eyelock. He's scratching

her back. I mean, in his mind he was about to like get at it right backstage, right there, like Bullbones on backstage right there at Santa Monica and Lost Palmus Studio. All the while all those other poor women are trying to write sex while he's getting a glitter on it. They're exactly They're like and then I mean like either like a fantasy or like you're like, how dirty do I go? Do I go so dirty? That's

like what did they have to write? I would have been panicking, like hello, and then one time we dry hound under the bleachers? Do you like both? Katie? Talk to me? What do you think about over there? What are you looking at over there? You're deep in it? What's happening? What are you doing here? If I can talk about this, it's not a spoiler, it's a theory, so you're I mean, it's nice saw something wash over han theory. Whisper it to Brendan and tell me if

a spoiler spoiler? Do you want me to just say it? I don't know because it's not marked as a spoiler. Is it? Is it a fact or a gues it's a guess who is it? From someone? Who's it? From someone on Reddit? Brendon whisper to Brendan because it's gonna upset me if it's too much of a spoiler. I don't like to know. Okay, Okay, I'm making sounds of the people. Can't hear? Um? Do you like my outfit

she's wearing for everyone just wants to picture. She's wearing super cute uh foe leather with strap with a stretch like a lad but hot and cool with Wilson really makes it. Wilson's like tennis ball sweater. He thinks this isn't a spoiler. This is okay, because you know, I get so angry if there's hate. This is a tangent. This is a tangent theory, all right. It's a reality world theory, a right thinking for like funny stuff I

got to talk about. And they saw this really, I saw your mood whole, a whole There was a whole weather pattern. Happy to have the table. About Hannah and her dance partner Alan. I think they should fuck. I love them together. I don't you know, I didn't really Oh yeah, like so I thought they had great chemist. I think he's adorable, Like I just really thought that

they should end not together. And somebody um posted how he'd been like posting kind of interesting things on Instagram, like he posted photos of her of him Apparently I was trying to find the photos of Apparently he's posted photos of her of him, and Hannah came at the Bachelor like him saying like, oh I accept Like, um, he like posted a picture of him in front of the mansion, and then he posted pictures of Penguin saying

they mate for life. Like just like people like reading into what he's posting on Instagram, and people are saying, what if that she she ends up being with Alan because she rejected Peter last night, she moves on, she chanced up being with Alan, And that's the thing that Chris Harrison just like they're engaged or something, so like what if? Like Peter goes and says, oh, I don't like these girls. I really want Hannah Bey and he's like, well, I need to tell you something that she's with Alan.

Oh that's good, that's good. It seems like a far reach, the one that the moms like reach, and I just play the mom too. I don't play all the parts. One woman shout Peter's mom. Yeah, exactly, you go get that girl and you bring her home to me, honey. They showed that so many to love her Banks, I want to play the part of her bangs. I want to play all of it. But yeah, I don't know. I think that's a far reach. I hope it's really I like that cross pollinating on many different reality TV

show I love it. I really thought there was a connection between her and Alan, Like I didn't watch the whole thing, but I really saw that in on Instagram. I thought they were both so fucking cute together, Like, and you're not alone in that. Clearly the fans want that. People have like posted like are they dating? What's going on? Because they were really fucking cute together. Maybe she just has a good chemistry with a lot of people. She might just be a sexy I mean, it could just

be that. Like he you know, he's spent like every day with her for we and if good friend, you get used to each other's bodies supporting her. He's just like he sees that she's going through a hard time and yeah her, so who knows. Can we all agree at this table that Hannaby is coming back this season. Of course there's no way she's not because okay, so here we go. So he says, I can't do this, and then he walks out, literally shirt untalked, covering look like Mike go to one, mic go to one? Can

get bringing a new bear? Pass for who made them wet? Somebody made I'm wet. It might have been a joint effort. It was fully he looked, and then he was so chemically all that he couldn't get I have never seen this happen before where it's his second group date. He cannot get it together enough to hear sex stories. Put your sex monologues away. Yeah, it's not gonna happen today, ladies, because I'm so sex stuff that I like things might happen. Like he's so out of ten, like walking out of there,

he's so he doesn't want to be the back. He clearly doesn't want to do it. He just wants to run away with Hannah. He I'm sure he had to go have a chat with the producers of like can I get out of this? Like could you go? You know what I means? Called Mickey and Mickey said no. Bachelors shaken even don't know ABC's don't buy Disney and that's Mickey Mouse good. Yeah, yeah, you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure they're like, could we get Tyler,

could we get Mike? Could we get somebody? Peter? Yeah, the other Peter, right, I mean who allegedly made a partlet? And then they realized that we couldn't be that. That's what I heard. Didn't we talk about Australia. I never heard that there was a test run with Peter. But then it came out that Peter might also be a little bit of a scummy individual. I heard that or something or was it dud or whatever? But I hear from Rachel. I hope that's not true because I love

him so much. Yeah, I hope that's not true. I believe they shot something. I feel we all to talk about this stuff on this poet. Why don't you google? Did they shoot a violet with Peter? Because he was the hottest guy that he is top dog for waf okay, So he comes out covered in glitter and he goes to to one of the producers. I wanted to kiss her, like duh, Like we can see that. And then then and then and then somebody's like, it's okay to feel this way. I'm Scott, I'm scared. I'm not where I

need to be for this. He wanted out, I'm her in to you. In between the cocktail party and the sex monologues, he was like, can I Like maybe I should just go, Like maybe I should just go try with Hannah. And they were like, we got a day, Bro's we're in production. Yeah exactly. The crew guys got to go home by one o'clock. So white, that fucking glitter off your faces together. So then they have Peter is not around. He heads downstairs to talk. It's so awkward. Um,

He's like, okay, we're calling it off. Um. He's like, you know, the date card was accurate, and like, I love Natasha, who was like why did you think this was a good idea? Like like why did you bring in if you knew she was going to be here? Why did you okay this this was never a good idea And she was right, Um. And then and then he goes, sorry, I just don't think I can do the group day. I'm not in the right head space.

It's not fear to all of you or or and and it was just what really made me angry was later in the night when he goes he defended Hannah. First, he was like, that was really hardy for Hannah. It was a really hard day for me, But I'm really excited to get to know all why are you defending her?

His rationalization and and and what. Even when he came to the I thought he was gonna come, he didn't say what I would have said, which is like, look, it was hard, but I made the decision I want to do this with you all, and I moved on, actually proud of myself because I didn't go there and I'm with you all now. But he wasn't. It was this weird sort of like he was protecting her. He was protecting her like I'm gonna be in the moment and you're here, you women, I'm good. I want to

get married at some point. I feel like my wife is in this room, Hannah, at least in the county. It's in the building. I feel like there's like a woman covered in glitter that I'd like to put She's still a lot man. I also say, ladies, ladies to the cast of the new season of The Bachelor. They're lovely. You had to know that the producers were going to bring Hannaby and Shover in your face at some point, whether it was week one, week too, Yeah, you're right,

all yeah, you're absolutely right. You're right, you're absolutely right. So then I love. They're like, this is tough. What I had for her was real, and she's like hmm, and I think it was Natasha was This also sucks for us. She hasn't gone away. It's not all right. He's like, well, so you guys at the group cocktail party and then um, he walks up the cocktail party.

He's still a mess, Like his shirt is not tucked in, he looks like he hasn't like he's been on a bender, like he's a He's a really cute, adorable, put together guy. Normally he looked messed up. My mom would call him a funk, weird Pittsburgh word for like, hope you look like a hopsh He did look like he was a funk. He was a full funk. And he's and he's like, look, I'm not gonna I'm I'm not going to mess up

having a date with these people. Um um, and I'm gonna put the past the past and I'm gonna move forward. And then somebody says, what were you thinking? And then and then he's like, well I need to apologize, and um I wanted And then she Natasha goes, I want to know that we have a free and willing Peter, not a chain to Peter. She's right, he's not available. He's clearly not available right now. But moving forward, Hannah's in the past. It's like, doesn't really seem like that

so far to for two guys. Um. So then Sydney Alabama. Sydney goes, I love that every woman. He was like, oh yeah, every woman. He goes, wait, which one were you again? The first night? He had no memory of anybody, like nothing. I kind of like that. It showed him asking that though, because every time they showed a girl who wasn't one of the troublemakers are like Madison like elite, you know, a front runner. I was like, who is

this again? I know who is this? So on. On the most recent season of Australia Bachelor, Australia, the bachelor got ripped to shreds for not remembering like one thing that happened at the first night, like when she got out of the car like she tried to quit the show. They were at hometowns and she was like, I can't.

I can't do this any thirty women the first night. Dude, I will sometimes like be out with like I'll be I'll be out with the first and I'll meet one person and I'm like, I don't remember, I don't know anything in your name, and I don't work. If I was I was the Bachelor, I'd constantly going to the producers like, what's that what's her name? Name? Tex? Can

we all wear name Tex? Yeah? I would be the p a that had a little board that would show rob That'd be like, where's Brendan a someone go to Brendon, get over here with the board. I think she's the girl with the cool Remember politicians just whisper in your ear whoeveryone is, and how do you know them and their names? That's right, exactly, That's exactly it. You're like, she's the one that you fingered in the garden, right right, right, right,

right right right finger Fanny. Okay, so I have Sydney. When they say I left so much to be here, I left my mom, It's like everybody loves That's what happens when you leave home. That's what happens. You leave your mom, Like, that's what adult that you're twenty three, you didn't if you're if it's hard for you to leave your mom, like you're too young to go be in the mid Like yeah, everybody leaves things to be there. Um, She's like, I love so much. And he was like, right, right, right,

the southern Alabama, right, but you're not southern. Why aren't you southern? She's like, well, um, I have a white mom. My dad is African American and Dominican. I was bullied and I was and then they kiss and apparently they say in the coming Attractions, somebody accuses him of like blinking or an hot tub or something. It's not isn't that what? Who? It couldn't follow it was Anna texted me that it was her, but we'll have yeah, we need It's hard to know because it could have also

it could have been Hannah Ann. Okay, I feel like you would, but I think they think they said the phrase. I think Ana said, we'll have Anna confirmedness. That's who our reporter was, Tanahosnae just coming. She was doing okay, So then we have um McKenna, who I picked at our twenty two year old who's not my favorite, but I picked her at our draft picks. She's the fashion blocker's she's annoying, but she was better to a little

better tonight. She looks like a sophomore in college to me, she's younger than even when she said, teach me how to dance, because well, I would do, and then I would slide over and then I backs off, and then I would like, book your mind. When he grabbed her arms with both hands and like, and he picked her up, and he's like, and then I would place and I want to open your legs and make alleys like did you She's like, are we still in the clothes? I

really felt it really felt pretty pushy. It was. But he's attracted to her though, because he's not that way with them. But he goes, he goes, you're someone that makes me want to leave the past where it is. Meaning I'd like to also bone you after I bone Hannah again, I'd like to throw you on the pile. I mean, that's what he's saying. For a second, I stopped thinking about Hannah, and I thought he didn't ask

her one question. He doesn't know where she's from. He was like, I would do this, I would ben or make out with you from look. And then he always has said something to place them on. And then the lawyer last week was like, no, you don't. You're not like I'm gonna side saddle sit here, You're not getting in between. But like he got the fashion blogger to

do his bidding. Yeah, he wants he hid up on the on the on the on the little thing to recreate, to recreate whatever happened in the Westlake Village for a season. It's one month ago lobby. When you can see like when their equipment is exposed, yeah, then you know it's an organic shot, you know what I mean? Like when you saw her big giant radio on her back. Yea.

Her dress is so tight, right, but you're not supposed to get that shot where she's like wait, I'm going up, I know, And her skirt was so sure that to be placed up. Why did I ask him? Why did I ask? I didn't really need to see the stand. I didn't for the j shuffle, like I just wanted to like do like a two step, like I didn't. He's so much hornier than he is a kissing bandit, but because Ari was so horny and he was like older.

So he's boned to everyone by now. And he was and he was on the bath room so many years ago, and he was like forty eight. And he's all of scott and he's been the son of a rich famous like drivers, so he's had acts. He's been the rich. He's a trump jude for so many years all around Scottsdale. So he's done. He's like bo he's like boned out. He's done. Peter is like he still lives at home, he's got his work, he works alone, and he's like he can't believe he gets to make out with all that.

I like the way he my friend Christine I were talking about this. We don't like the way he like moves the women around, That's what I mean. It seems like very like he's trying to be something he's not because it seems very forced on his end, like I'm supposed to do this, but he like it's not natural. And well, I actually don't think I think he has weird fantasies of like he I think he likes to make out against a wall or up on something. But

I think he does it too quickly. It should be like kissed four, kissed seven, not kiss twenty seconds in it's very it's very eighties. He's very eighties James Spader like white Castle, like not even in pretty and pecous like white Castle, like sex romp with Susan Surrandon, exactly when he smells her vibrator. When he goes with that,

we're going to take a break and we're back. So we were talking about him grinding McKenna against the bookcase, um, and his pants again, wetting his pants again, and then she but then she called herself with a third person. She said, Um, I showed him who mccannah really is able to be lifted up on addresses. I mean that's the thing is like, did you like you didn't talk about anything, You just showed him that you like Truly, if she showed him that she's a good kisser, that's

probably a check in the plus column for him. Yes, that's part of it. Let's be real well quick tangent Australia. When Art and I have broken down back to Australia, there's no making out. You missed you missed a really fun season. Yes you and Bill never responded you guys missed. There was a really fun season with like a hot astrophysicist. Did he make out with people? Everyone? Okay, because that wasn't the norm for everyone. Everyone. It was super fun.

You've got to come back, okay. Um so she said I showed him it kind of really is. And then um um, somebody said group dates are hard for her, they're hard for me. He can't stop talking about Victoria p Oh my god, she's Victoria f is Victoria first. So she's the one that had the what she was modeling for White Lives Matter allegedly, But we're giving her the past. We're giving her a past because it could have been aure sometimes, Like so I have merch for

touring with stand up. I have these T shirts that I've made, and like there's a company when you when when you're trying to pick, like do I want blue? Do I want like black? Do I want pink? Whatever? They show you in theory how your T shirt would look on a on a human model, Like so you could actually show pictures of somebody and they just basically take the plain T shirt and then they like sort of what it is superimposed. So there's a chance we

don't know that. But she also it looks like she's wearing a Confederate flag hat and a White Lives Matter T shirt. Victoria, will you pull up the picture of that. Let's see, Let's see if it looks Let's see if it looks it doesn't look like it looks real. I don't. Let's it does look that's real. That looks thinks it's real. Dan, it's just texting me about how he thinks it's real. That looks real, but isn't Victorious can say she's not exactly. Her name is not Victoria O'Connell. I don't know. I

don't know. That's why I was wondering if it was like a photoshop thing, because she's not at think she's a fully full I don't. I can't. Doesn't make it doesn't make, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, however, so she can still white lives Alabama white. Let's just take taking that aside. Her eyes are beautiful, she's she's she

looks like a Disney drawing. Yes, But to me, she's also someone who could be eliminated in week one, two, three, four, like she's part of and I always break the grass down by like who's your round of people that are going to get cut right away? So we'll talk about later. She doesn't move, that's going to keep her longer, and we'll do that, okay. So she's like, we teased her heart for me, and so like, you signed up for this, thank you? Oh my god, I want to play everybody

in the mansion. Um. Then we have him talking to the really cute redhead Lexi and he goes, wait, who are you that night? Who are you that night? And then he was like a car for you, yeah, and and then he goes, wait, where's your car? And she's like what, like your what? And he's like, I've got a car. It was somebody was poorly executed. He did remember her? I think no, I think he couldn't do the comic turn. I'm just talking about as a producer.

Somebody miss but he treated us. They're like, you know, he has like fifteen girls like who were he you know, he tried to find the red the convertible girl, like he probably asked eight girls what did you do last night? Until he found the convertible girl and then he gave her the car. That's one theory. The Brendan theory is he did remember her. He was just bad at doing the comic turn where he does the reveal of I

do know who you are and here's the car? Do you think he asked seven other girls how they got there? That I trying to find her to see who the car was? Fair enough, he could also have like an earwig they're like he did. He didn't seem like but he didn't seem like he knew, like for real. He literally like was like, wait, which from you? And then he was like, where's the car? And then I, I do think our listener and I will find out. I

will figure out who sent us that tweet? Like it did feel a little bit like it did feel a little bit like he probably asked a lot of people. I thought it was bad acting, that's all. That's just my take. I think it was. I think it was a combo of him not knowing and then when he executed that it was her. Then the bad acting of where's your car? There's the bad acting is where's your car? Here's your car? That was but he he so then so then they then they started kissing, and um, I

felt like, I feel like she's like a dark horse. Seven. Yeah, I think she'll make the top seven. I think she'll make it on a plane somewhere. The weird plastic straps were throwing me off. I thought the same thing because they make bras that are like supposed to be hidden. They're like that, and it looked like a bad It looked like a weird like lingerie thing. It looked like it was trying to be strapless. But she's like, what, I need the coverage, I need the support, which I get.

It also looked like someone sprayer in the face with a need powder. She needed a powder. She was listening, she was shiny, And that's that's that's their fault. That's the production fault, you think, So absolutely, yeah, someone's like they do their own makeup. They do yeah, up until like or do they do it the whole time? I feel like towards the end, like all right, oh my god,

with one what's her name? The one you hate? When she was getting her mate, when the other person was making her up chairs, so I said, she's not what you're supposed to do yet, No, no, I mean if you want to look like like a general yeah, like they were contouring, she like sucked in and I oh, she was contouring. I was like, is that how you put it on? I mean I think I think you wanting Yes, Katie, hold on, sorry I threw us off and no, here we go. Okay, so then we have okay,

so here we go. We're getting into the most important part of the evening. Okay. Someone on Reddit uh three hosted Kelsey getting ready to let her personality shine, and it's her face painted like a total cloud. I paint it up. It's like the Joker, like the Joker. All right, so here we go. Let's just get ready to it. Okay, So it is the champagne scoundrel was the who. So

so Kelsey sets it up. Kelly's had this bottle of champagne from Des Moines for a year that she got last year for her birthday, which, like we've all I'm sure I have champagne that somebody brought to my party last year that I'll probably buzzed out next year, like we all have old bottles. But like that, she was like, this champagne represents he will be able to see me

when he sees this champagne. It reminded me so much of our sweet Bibiana, who set up the telescope remember that time set up the telescope, and then the producers had probably like Olivia or somebody go use it or Karine. Karine used it. And by the way, it was the exact same thing where Karine used it, and that was like, I feel like whip cream Bounce House night. And so they had Hannah and used it. And then Hannahan's walking around with whip cream and a bottle of syrup that

they never mentioned about. It was literally like because I'm sure she was like liking off my yeah, it was like she's syrup and cream randomly walks in the room with favor from like oops, oh I didn't know. So like it felt like they the same way they screwed over Bibiana. They found the mental crack and Kelthy for this, she had pain, but it started out crazy by her. It shows her like walking into a room as McKenna is talking to him and nas. As far as they

showed it, McKenna didn't seem to notice Kelsey walking. And McKenna just walked us and I said, hey, do you want to go talk? It was crazy and and and he goes yeah, and then Kelsey walks in and goes she stole him from me. She did it on purpose. She's a snake, she goes, the snakes are my least favorite animal, and she's gonna have to live with this, like and then and then and then she this is your you are making excuses, you disrespect to me. This is your decision. You made your bed in it, and

you have to lay in it. Do I think she's a snake, a sneaky snake. Yeah, And I don't tolerate snakes. I don't like them. They're my least favorite animal. It's like it was insane. She's clearly stunning, like an old school like Austin Powers Lady and nut. And then instead of like kind of waiting around for Peter to come back in, she waits like three fucking hours with her champagne in an ice bowl, yeah, ice bucket next to a fucking fire, like just warming up. And then like

literally it seemed like she waited three hours. Like let's not forget that she's the professional clothier, yeah, meaning she works at Macy's. She's a professional clause. I think that she's trying to be the villain. That was my take on her performance last Like she was unhinged. Yeah, because we have we don't have a clear villain as yet. We don't hann but hannah And only because she's kind of a front runner. Can I ask can I ask them in something here? Yes? Do you think hannah And

is like attractive? She's so hot? I do? She's so hot? Do you think she's the hottest one in the house. I mean there's some women that are like, are just beautiful. I think she's the hottest one in the and the bat and Bachelor standards. To me and Bachelor Land, she's the hottest. So this is interesting because we had I had I had friends over and it was like three guys like the waxer is I think the waxer is prettier Vanessa? No, no, no, Alexa, Yes, I think she's prettier.

I think Hannah And is like one of the prettiest girls in the house. And like all the guys at my house last night were like, no, why am I friend Christina thought she was really attractive. You and I. So she's so hot? Is that? I feel like she's like sec hot, like she's cute for like a girl who goes to Auburn clems in Bachelor Land. But there's been so many other I mean she has a she has a she has a charisma. Silebout her is. She's hot and she's cute and she's got big titties. Jojo

to me, Jojo was more attractive than Hannah Anne. But I mean right now, in this house, oh, in this house. Well, you know, my tastes are weird. Yeah, I like Alexa because I feel like Alexe she done it, She's done it. She's my pick. I don't think it's going to be but she's got the afro, the mohawk. She's my pick to be the Bachelor. She's amazing. She's too cool for the show, and she seems she seems out of it right now, she's like, oh yeah, barely talk. I feel

like she could be working with forward John Sunset. Right when he canceled the yeah, she looks like, bro, like, go fun your show. She looked like she pieced out the second he canceled it. She looked like she was she's too cool for the show. But like, I don't know. Anyways, let's get back to Kelsey being a fucking clown. Okay, so she uh right, so she said, then she said sets the champagne outside. So then it goes away for

three hours. She reminded me of Crystal, and that's why I need her off the Okay, that's so we're gonna come back. So then we caught away when he goes and grabs Maddie Rose and he goes, I had the best time, and she's still real and down to earth. She's been genuine and you're so genuine and down. I had the best time with you, and he goes, I it was interesting because he goes, I could have slow danced with you on repeat a thousand times, and she looked frozen. She's the one that's going to let the

game get to her. She was like, she's the what we think she's the version. We think she's the virgin that can't handle it. We think she's the virgin that can't handle it when he's up with somebody else's attractive. She seems too innocent. Also, she has just like overbearing coach father. I think she like hasn't really ever been able to be like she seems like she just seems like she hasn't lived enough. Player. Yes, the one who went on the family date. Yeah, And she says, I

feel like we've been dating for years. Um, I feel like I've known you. He was like that, it's surprised to you. And it was a picture of him, of her with his only How awkward will it be if she doesn't win? Yeah, she's a front runner. I think she's gonna make it well. Is that she makes it very far and he sucked someone else and she leaves, and then that's when the mom might be like you

go get her, go get her. That could be about about do you think I can't believe she didn't get attacked when everybody like, how did not everybody else see that picture last night? And I want to hear her sex story monologue. Oh my god, you guys, it's Tana hosny A. Here we are. We've talked about I'll tell

you we're we're just starting the Champagne saga. We've talked about him like we've talked about him being his boneer covered and glitter with uh with you know, Hannah By, and we've talked about how much he loves to place people and make out with them on like cabinets like McKenna, And right now we're talking about Maddie Rose. We talked about her um commenting on her own Instagram and now

her receiving the photo. But let's give a proper introduction to Miss. When she's not working her ass off twenty three hours a day, are talking Middle Eastern politics or while the hours away, and he likes to go out for a hike with a ten Her name is Anna or is it tennis. I didn't even say it properly. I didn't even say, all right, do you love it? I love it? Do you like that? Sort of like um the steel drums there? Yeah? Yeah, great, It's very welcome Anna. This has been this has been a very

very I confused you guys, I confused. We have some pot gummies about half an hour ago before you came in. This has been a very successful comball. This sausage party is really working. Okay, So then we have um Kelsey's starting um to break down. Well, she's the professional clothing. She's put her champagne out and she's been saving it for a year. It's a big deal and it's and then she goes, oh should I and then should we

shake it up? And then outcomes Hannah Ann and we hear a popping sound and Hannah and goes, oh, champagne for champagne dress and then pops it and then you see Kelsey here her poppet and loses her and then the women around her also made it worse than like

they're like, it wasn't a poppet, it wasn't. It wasn't champagne that went there like coming her down, Like I get where they don't want to start drama, but one of the house flipping down, flipper, you left it out there unattended, You fucking idiots, like I would have said,

That's what my brain was saying the whole time. Hold your champagne because those producers are gonnau with you exactly, which they clearly did, because Anna Anne clearly there is and the telescope there was the day you clearly told you got your set up and you do not leave yourself. You do not like that was supposed to be the Bachelor. They drink champagne every five minutes. All these girls were walking to champagne glasses like I'm noticing it, being like

did they open the champagne? Like if you see a follow champagne on The Bachelor, you're like, oh, how fun, let's pop Like what Hannah, dude, was the most natural behavior, Like that's what you do bad actress, and I felt like I felt like she was like, oh, yeah, I'll be the one to pop she No, I don't think she knew what she's a bad actress. No. I think the producer said, hey, we left out a thing of champagne. I think as a surprise. I always producers, I think, No,

I think that really disagrees. I do think that the producers set her up for it, and she was like, okay, no. This is what I think is they said, hey, we left out a thing a champagne for you, for you to surprise Peter. So then she walks up being like, oh, what's this champagne? I feel like she's game to be the bad one. I don't think she cares, and I think they were like I think in this situation, I don't think she knew, But I also don't think she cared.

Really lessens email us and let us. Do you think she knew Rose podcast at Gmail? All right? Like when she got combrended, She's probably like, she doesn't sucking left there. They told me they were sharing an idiot. Do you want me to do? You're an idiot? I'd like to think they were all freaking out over a bottle of Frasian. How good of a bottle? She sounds like, don Perry, I don't even know. I couldn't. They never said that because they can't say. They can't think. They can't say

I couldn't. No, I know a quick tangent. When I'm the bachelor coming up the next year, I'm gonna just be strictly beer from me. Everyone else can have champagne wine, but I cannot go to town on champagne. Remember that, we'll remember that. I can't wait for that. When you started, when you started filming that, hopefully in September, do you guys just shooting like some dry tried to buy? And then three five and our first group date is going to bed on the Echo Park. Yeah. And then the

Red Lion Okay, okay. So then we have Um Okay, So then we have Hannah and she shakes the champagne. Um, there's crazy eyes. Who had crazy I mean it had to be um. And then she's like, this is my bottle. I brought this from home, This was mine, This was supposed to be my moment, and she took this from me. I brought this bottle from the mind. I am over it. I'm really upset. I had no Hannah AND's like, I had no idea. And then she and then it got smashed,

like she smashed things. He was like here, here's another thing, and she's like like a bull running. She knocks over the other ship. She knocked over the Yeah. Yeah, they're like. He was like, he's like, hey, hey, hey googo cool Google verse. She goes in the battle, goes over there and he's like, hey, can I talk to as all

credibility all credibility with me. First of all, when she said the thing about mckennath stealing him, when McKenney, she was crazy, she's sucking like you're a snake, You're a snake. It's like, this is the show. Have you seen him before? Yeah, she's crazy. Wake that whole situation, like, I really like, was just like I fucking hate Kelsey. I put flowers in here today to class it up, guys. I put flowers.

I classed us up. Guys. Try to dress slowers in terms of the the bully thing, you know, I which I totally think she's being a bully. It's like, it's it's okay not to like someone, it's not okay to be like, I don't like you because you're a bit Yeah, I mean it's not okay. Then to like you're you're what does she say? I'm real, you're calculated. Yeah, that and and and Hannah and really was like I apologize. Okay, wait we'll get to that. Wait a minute, we're not

there yet. We're not there yet, she goes. So then she goes, So then they go and they go, well, she's also a robot, as it was Hannah Android on the internet. She was full Hannah Android in that apology. So then it was just full of like the equivalent of like, hey you go, have it a go girl. Last like last week, she was like give it a run. You know. She's she's unflappable because she is Hannah Android. But we're not there yet. So he rolls her out.

He's like, come on, come on, here's another bottle of champagne. She's like crash. They're like, okay, wait, here's another bottle of champagne. So then can go to one? Can you go to once? Cann We need a septana closet for another one, Kenny. So then they calmed down and she she goes, He goes, should be drinking This was my favorite moment of the maybe the right. He goes, should we drink it from the bottle of the cup. She's like, I haven't. I filmed him. She was like, I haven't.

I haven't. I have a right here? Wait wait wait right here, wait wait wait, she goes, she goes, should we here we go? Here we go? Here we go? Wait for it? There she is, there, she is, She's like putting her hair, she's shrugging her shoulders, and then it literally thatstic shot. It was all over her face, like all over her face. It exploded all over her face. I had to Yeah, I did. I texted it was so good? Is that Giff? Jiff? How do the kids say?

Is it Jiff? Forgive people? It's technically Chiff, but we all ignored that. Okay, is that on the right now? It has to be. There's no. It's the greatest watching her try to drink it, and you know, you know that the that production was so excited, so great. They probably shook it up real good. Yeah, didn't they shake it, weren't they? Yeah they shook it. Yeah, they shook it. People do that right. The first look on her face, on her face, right when it sles and gets up.

Her nose is like panic. It's like like I can't breathe. Yeah, yeah, here we go slow, here we goes, here we go, here we go, here we go, here we go here we got almost threw up almost, and then Peter laughing so that she goes over and she goes, you are fake, Hannah, and I'm real and you are calculated, and Hannah android goes, I've acknowledged your feelings. I've apologized. There were two bottles of champagne. We have barely talked. I did not know

this was your bottle's champagne. I've acknowledged your feelings, I respect them, and we're moving forward. She was, I'm not. I'm not because I'm not a fake bitch. By the way, that is like sponsored talk. I don't think that I'm not saying the Hannah and is in a twelve step prob amah. But that is like what your sponsor would tell you to say to someone that was coming down crazy. But she did feel like a robot and it made me angrr speaking words. My therapist just gave me this

thing to sars you. I respect your sa she got, we are moving on. She fully isn't robot and she got prepped to deal with conflict to come into this. I'm so sorry. There's a giant spider right here. Do you don't look to bring it outside? Bring it outside, bring it outside. We don't kill spiders and put put a glass on it. Put a glass on it, put a put a glass on it. But I'm glad. I don't know about you, but things are getting so hot in here. I think I gotta take your break. Get

it out, get it out, get it fair away. I'm not that's legit. I don't want to see it. Do we kill it? As we kill it it? Can we kill it? Guys are hey, guys, Hi, guys, we're back. I didn't see it. I'm glad I didn't see it. You guys can vender spider removal. Usually I would do that for free, but without free, Oh my god, Crazy and Arn't immediately went on their chairs and you turned towards it, almost like like you're in a rap video, shaking shaking my leader hose and as shaking my leader.

That was a legit spider. Should we kill it? It's gone? No, it's gone. It was like a maxim photo shoot reaction to spider long gone. Nothing to worry about it. That's crazy. We could have every view over that, like that's gonna did you see it? I don't want to. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to talk about it. Because he's a Bachelor fan. He's out. Yeah, he's like he wants to it was

I don't like that. Guys are back. If there's a spider okay, okay, crawled on me? Okay, okay, okay, okay, let it go, okay far Oh my god, we're back. We're back, guys. Okay, we're back. Hi, guys, we're back. I hope, I hope you're still. That's a good thing. It wasn't a snake because I hate snakes. I would have passed if I absolutely no problems. I can't say the spiders. Okay, spiders, Okay, great, guys are back. So then we have should we take a break and keep up?

He said, actually we should? Should we take a break and reset? I feel like you could put a break in between. Okay, and we're back, so Tammy, Hi guys, we're back. So then Tammy goes, I don't want to be involved in this Champagne crisis. Again. She was the woman who is you can have the just don't eat them into the mic. Um, they're open. You don't want the cashoes. You're not a cashoome person. Have adam um okay. So then so then we have great reactions. She's she's

gonna be kept around. You know, she's gonna make it to Paradise. Good narrator. And you know that she's gonna make it the Paradise because she's a good narrator. And she looked at the camera one point like you know that she's got angry at Kelly for cheating um Kelsey. You know he's also going to go to Paradise and they're gonna steal hippagne from her again. She's going to get the shot. She's gonna get the porn shot in the face again, Yes, in the in the the opening credits,

that's gonna be her. Yea, all right, it's gonna be the porn shot opening credit. You're right, Oh my god, let's put five dollars on it. I'm a brain that you're right, but I'll take the opposite. But I'm so happy for you to give you who was the giant Hulk from Paradise Australia. Daniel dancing von Kelsey. That's my couple. Oh I love that there not if you guys are not in on The Bachelor Patreon Paradise Australia. It's so fun. We we are still towards the end of Bachelor Australia.

We have an astrophysicist. Is great. We have a couple more episodes to go, but you can you can catch up, okay, so here we go. Um so then they go on to group take who got caught? I didn't know any of the people that it was like Courtney and then Lauren and then Peyton. I've never seen them. Don't you're not County Tail Lauras from Dale with the cut ponytail, Glendale, California. You with a cute chid to jumpsuit in the cueil. I thought she was cool, but I don't know. So

then we have Carson Kressley. We're on a group date with Janice Dickinson and Carson Creshley. Am I supposed to know Janice Dickinson? She was she was a supermodel, but she was a really mean so she was the really mean judge model. But she's harsh. Um. She just says it like it is. I used to hear my nails at She's got a lot of work done. Yes, So they were at the Revolve that fashion show. Revolved you should you should be one of our sponsors. I thought

it was getting them in early. That's I was like impressed. Before they go to Paradise. Yeah, like they're like, oh, well, since you're going to become a Revolve Instagram model. Is that a store that Brendon Smith doesn't know about? Is that a real store? On? But is a lot like a Manda the mom. She wore a lot of Revolved clothes when she went to Paradise. A lot of this

were like cold shoulder sexy dresses. I looked them up last night because their stuff is cute, it's not cheap because it's basically a storefront for other brands to also sell a lot of their dresses for like four because they have like House of Harlow and I hope they give us a code become a sponsor and give us all discounts because their stuff was cute, but it was too pricey. Okay, so we have um Carson Cressley jistic

as him winner, it gets forty shopping bags. Once I looked at the price point, that was a lot of money. It's expensive clothes and it was forty bags. Right, smart to give it to Hannah And because she's she already models for Revolve, which is wait wait wait what she's already influence her model Instagram. But yeah, there's like picks of her on Twitter. I think people tag this in them that were like, hey, look, she's kind of unnecessary to give it to her. She probably already has a

bunch of free clothes. I mean, that's a lot of these girls are just like beautiful Instagram models are like, so we have Victoria folding in on ourselves. Awkward. I don't know what to Sam's overwhelmed. It's like, I'm just supposed to put my best fit forward, to be cap and just show my she I can't do it. I can't do it. I a hot babe supposed to stand out. I know, she's so pretty and her eyes are huge. She's gonna rock and bod and then she puts on

like laundry. Yeah, Peter so shy. Peter was like moonwalking, which was kind of cute. That's his move. And more like after he's like, oh, stick to four, calm down. Let's talk about her move though. Victoria. She she came to play and when she took off that robe and was in a teddy and then like literally pulled him up and tongue kissed Huff. He will be thinking about that. That will be in the bank. Yeah, that's what her in competition because to me, she's not in the competition.

Was the moment where he's like he's horny, and he's he's a super horny guy because last year we had Colton who was not super horny, but then we had Ari the year before, like he's one of the horny ones. So she's kind of a genius. Then she did, she planned the whole thing like, oh, I'm so share, I'm so shy that, yeah, you gotta attack him. I'm so glad I didn't see that. I'm so can I just say how glad I I didn't see it. I'm so glad I didn't see that spider because I live here.

I'm really scared. There was a spider in my house this morning and I was going to take the dogs out and it was like I looked out the window and then I like stepped away and there was a huge fighter there, and then I went and woke up. Anthony was like, and this kill it. Yeah, I can't. I'm so glad Brendon was here. I would have lost mission. Were you scared? Brendan Um, I was not over here. That's right. You're going to be such a great bachelor of silver leg That's right. Exactly one of the group

dates of spider hunting. Actually, Katy just had avisor reacted. I would just be in full dance the whole time. The first lady to go into Griffith Park and bring me back a coyote puppy that's like Australia. The level of dates that he's up there, Ladies, Chop Chop somewhere behind the old zoo, go like the first person to tag him so we can keep him for research exactly. So then she's like, so then it goes down to I never thought so. Then we're down to Hannah, Hannah Victoria.

I never thought I would be rooting for the White Lives Matter person like I did not want Hannah andy Win. I couldn't believe I was rooting for when she was gonna. Of course she was. And the way. She even walked on the runway flashing her kidding or like that weird like one piece of bathing suits, like with the long leg gown like flapping like she just that was an aggressive model move. I felt like, is that liked do when they hate each other? And then she went back

for another for another she I humped the camera. Yeah, but she knows what she's doing. And then she starts crying and she goes, I'm not crying, you are? I mean it was just like she starts crying Victoria. Yeah, that's where I turned on Victoria because if she truly it was a humble about the whole thing and nervous and shaking, then she'd be like, Wow, I found the inner me that was really fund I came in a second place. Yes, that was he was. She was everything.

I'm leaving out of here. But I also get that because Hannah is such like it was almost like too easy to give it to Hannah. It was so easy a model. It was lame to give it to Hannah. I wish they gave it to Alexa or something. But that's why the the evolved CEO was there, like we give this to that girl who's on Instagram. So then she goes, I'm done here. I don't want to be here. I'm never good enough. I'm over it. I can't um. And then they go to some like prop house filled

with plants, green something. There's also one downtown. What is it downtown? I thought downtown the nursery and they also do events. There's an expensive nursery, very expensive. It's a dirty place. Okay, so they were not I think they were. I think it was bigger or something. Okay, yea, so tell me what this place is. So it's like they if they sell plants and stuff, but they also do events there, so like I think you have weddings there, parties and stuff like that. It's like a very fancy,

hip type of it looks nice. It's very like aesthetically please it's a it's a millennial nursery they've been away from because they've been to that prop house too many times in different way, so they have to make not excited. So she goes, um, I am never going to be the girl who's just sender attention, and then he goes, I was very impressed by your walk, meaning I have a bone or I've been thinking about it, and she was just silence of her staring it. I didn't like

when he was like, are you okay? She's like I fine. It's like why, there's really no point in pretending you're okay, Like you look like wrong, and she goes, I don't know if I made out for this. This is not worth my mental health. It was how did you do that cow walk? She was, I just wanted you to see. Oh, that's so embarrassing. And then he takes her in the safety.

I thought he was going to push her against the wall, and he takes her in the safety of the back of the room where we can also see in the here, and he goes, I feel like she was, I feel like there's so many girls more cuter and more attention than I am. It's so hard for me to be confident and seen. And he goes, I know you're not like any of the other girls here, and I like that. I like that. I don't want you to go. I want you to beer. I want to push you because

the wall and place you on a fookshelf. And then he's like, yeah, come here, let's get out of the like like you know, let's do some privacy about two feet away this room close and then Champagne Hannah and tattles and she goes, there's Champagne scandal. She called me a beep beep beep. I mean just say, I would say if I were her coach, do you never want to be that girl? You never want to be that person? Thank you, Rob, Thank you your reality TV coach. Thank you.

As she's the one that said we're moving forward and you did not move forward? Good point. What were you going to say in the coming attractions? Who does he do it? Within the hot tob I thought they said Sydney Hot Springs. They said hot Spring. They went to Hot Springs and they him and said they had sex. I don't know who's saying. They're probably Tammy. You're someone who narrates a lot like that. See Sydney is the one from Alabama. I gave him. I gave a lot

to be here. Okay. I love my mom. So then Hannah, and he gaves you look gorgeous up in a wedding dress and she's like, ha, she was like, I was up all night crying. She told me to fuck off. I was a bit. She called me a princess. My spirit was crushed. I felt bullied, and he goes, I don't want to see you heart that. When the second she said bullied, that's like it's like a red flag of like you can't be a bully's teacher here. Yeah, that's not okay. I'm not going to put up with that.

I really like you, and she goes, I think I like you a little bit, and she goes, I'm not a champagne stealer. I can't this one. The thing with those but she had him in that moment he started interrupted him around her finger right, and it was like protect me. Kay. There's something about that sort of and that it feels yeah, like you were saying like kind of like an a a sort of like therapy, like I hear you, and I see you, and I acknowledge

you and I apologize that sort of apology. Like McKenna did the same thing, Like she's like, I hear you, I see your feelings and I do not want you to feel that way. And it's such a weird, like generic like how to avoid really the situation at hand is to be like I see you, and I smire you apologize. Yeah, it's like how you basically deflect the drama while trying to seem like you're more mature and

can handle the issue at hand. But there's an emptiness to it, like it's like you're just saying a bunch of lines you read on a Q card of how to deal with your family member who is starting to lose their mind. It's like so generic, it feels so empty, and it loses its meaning when you just keep saying it over and over again just because you yourself don't

want to engage in the drama. It's like just acknowledge that she's losing her mind and be like unfortunately, like we can't talk because you don't believe me, Like instead of I see you, I can't believe you just took a tarantula out on my face, on the face math the paget face. Oh yeah, everyone's all scared. He was going to fall through an eyeball. Ann Oh my god. Okay, okay, we're back. Okay. So then um, he's like, Kelsey, can

I speak to you for a minute. She's like, and he's like, he goes, he I play ar gon um. And then and then somebody says, um, you're bullying her. She goes, do I not like her? Yeah? And I not am I bullying her? No, I have been bullied. That is not me. That is not me. She is a bitch. She is fake. That is not okay with me. I don't like her. She can turn it on, she could try and play the victim card. She acts into certain way in the house. Second she's around you, I

have been bullied before. And she was like in the bathroom, I am so saying, why does it always have to happen at any that's immediately as soon as he pulled away, I was like, oh he has he does not have the tools to deal actually have this to that point. Thank you. His reaction to this whole thing drove me crazy. Well, I'm a a loss. I'm confused. I don't know what

to do. I'm promising everyone at this table when I do batch, when I am the Bachelor, like and this kind of stuff happens, I'm just gonna go, hey, everyone, time out, chill the funk out, and go have a podcammy bear, no fighting. If you are, you're gonna be in the cot I mean my coyote puppy. Yeah, there's a dash bus waiting to take you back to the w Hotel in Hollywood. Because I'm not going to put up with this, yeah, or the hollywoods and if we can't afford the w but yeah, the Best Franklin. They

got a great cafe. They got a great cafe. You think best Western? Do you think we're not going? But you'll be so happy with the breakfast burrito or that weird motel across the street from the Meercana and Glendale, or that weird motel with boulevard that has little rooms that could be cute, like are they ticky or are you going to get bed bugs? The banana bungalow that's where you're staying, ladies, Because I'm not put with this, don't now. I have to say generally, the bachelors are

so easy. They're very easily manipulated. Yes, remember calling the second somebody would run and tattle that he would go they have no game, and they would go right to the person and be like, hey, Caitlin, um, you know over here they just told me that you Canela just told me that you yelled at her. Like they all are so easily playing. Brendan is going to go to video Village, Yeah, and he's gonna say to the producers, let me watch the fucking ta yeahhh, nip this in

the button. Yeah, because it's annoying. Yeah, it's it feels like the more newer, like kind of younger or I guess this era of Bachelor's does that more because they're more engaged in the drama. But if you remember, like back in the day, the dudes would just be like, oh okay, and then it would just move on like everybody should you guys should I'm trying to find a woman of fuck, like, I feel like what he wants

to do, what he kind of wanted. He was like, oh, what a great excuse to get Kelsey off the show because I just don't want her here anyway. They made him give her a rose stick around one more so he's like, great, I'm gonna and so he composed. She was like that didn't happen at all, and he's like, oh no, don't I think they need her. You know, there's gonna be a two on one with Hannah Ann and Kelsey, and obviously Hannah's gonna stay. That's why Hannah

and made a mistake as a reality show mistake. Now she's put herself into the two on one kids category. Rob Smart analysis, he couldn't. She could have originally gone up against she Anne easy, she could have beat out she Anne. But I don't know. She was a girl who originally was like hey, like I didn't appreciate it, and then she was like, hey girl, I totally like I'm for it, like she but she Anne was never gonna be as big as enough of a player exactly, So she has a better chance of two on onet

ing with she Ane and getting out there. But I actually do think Kelsey. I don't know. She's in the upcoming preview looking pretty like they're making out, so she's attractive. She could be h Okay, I'm going to is going to happen halfway through the next episode, So maybe I know it took a while to get to the road ceremony. I know they're like they've divided it up. Okay, here

we go. So I'm gonna you, guys, we we got we get such great emails, we get such great I'm gonna we're gonna do the tweet of the week at the very end. But we got on iTunes. You can like us on iTunes. We have a Facebook page. You can like us on that. But we got the nicest review that I want to read to you on iTunes last week five stars. Uh love it, um it lived. It really validates me in a sad way like I really like it actually hits a dopamine spot. I get

all excited. Okay, um, here we go, I'll read it to you. This is from New Girl, New Green Girl, five stars. Oh where do I begin? Arden, along with a colorful cast of characters, brings the bat trenches to

live through funny, insightful and at times touching conversation. I feel like it Stefond from SNL when I say, this pod has everything, keen analysis, hilarious comedians, great threesome stories, um spot on, Australian accents, good day grief support, one piece, bathing suits, franchise history, brilliant tweets, foot injuries from dancing, thumbles of wine, mullet dresses, gossip, eyelash, advice, God from Supernatural, Lance Bass, Great Tales of New England, life, animal adoption, tacos,

puns and serial killers, family ends, and weighted blankets. Don't watch the show, don't worry. This pod will keep you laughing anyway. This pod is exactly what this world needs. A lighthearted, hopeful hour of laughter. Love and kindness. Take a break from the dumpster fire of news and treat yourself to this enthralling entertainment. You won't regret it. How great that is a really well and it feels like it really no, I feel so seen seen by that review.

Ye seen. It would be the best if you wrote that review for yourself. And you're so down to earth, you're so general, you're so genuine, right, yeah, okay, So here's that. We got an email. Here's an email from Christie Bonet. You can email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Hannah and paint my numbers. So this was good. She found on Reddit and thought that we

would be interested in the scoop. Apparently, Hannah and didn't paint the infamous Vagina Mountain landscape, but her high school art teacher did, and then she put the vaginas all over it. Maybe weird? How crazy? You know? There's nothing that makes sense. It's so crazy. Alyssa b Jess from Iowa. She emailed us um about a professional clothier explanation. UM, I love, love, love your podcast. I've been listening from

the beginning. It's really no big deal. But since my fiance Tyler complained about Jimmy Kimmel making fun of her. I felt compelled to tell y'all. So Tyler work for Tom James, which is the same company Kelsey worked for. And they do call themselves professional clothier's and they do sell bespoke suits. They don't have a storefront, so they're basically a consultant. There you go. That explains some things. And do you think can we have this? She's like,

you're a sake. Yes, oh my god, yes, you're You're calculated. You are fake. You are fake and calculated. All right, will you help me pick the tweet of the week, and don't forget this Sunday. We are going to be in San Francisco. All right, here we come. Tweeted the week. There were so many good ones. Cheyenne constant at Tricky fire car her our girl, keep your damn special bottles with you if it is that big of a deal. So true, it's so true. Um a shyant conson at

Trixie Firecracker. I need to know how Mundane Kelsey's normal life is that she decided that The Bachelor would be the place to open this prized bottle of champagne. It's like, so crazy um, all right, here we go. Uh. This is from seth v at Basebone One. Peters talking to these women like he just got caught coming back from a strip club. Hashtag glitter beer. Um. This is from Lauren Jane Johnson at words by l I J. Victoria F. I'm just not confident in front of guys who aren't

white supremacist. This was from Laura Jeane Johnson and words by all I J I Guarantee. Peter checked in the five women about their first night entrance before he pulled out the toy convertible. I'm sorry, what was your thing? Um? Uh? Britt Paulson at beer Writt. The bad news is that all the sparkles on Peter's jeans are going to draw eyes to his Hannah Boner Um okay, um okay, I'll do two more. Um. Seth Vad at base Bone one.

I want to start a store in l A filled with old bachelor contestants, rejected lips, boob and button plants and call it a revolver like Revolve guys. Um okay. Uh. Cindy Loose Screw at Cindy Loose Screw can't hate on that signature desk straddle move. It really shows Peter's bonnerability. I love they all right, So I'm gonna narrow it down to Cindy loose screw at Cindy loose screw can't hate on that signature desk scrattle move. It really shows

Peter's vulnerability. UM and the white supremacist. And then we're gonna do number two. Um, Laura Jean Johnson at words Belly l I G Victoria F. I'm just not confident in front of guys who aren't white supremacists, white supremacists or vulnerability white supremacist. I like vulnerability, Okay, okay, wait, I'll do I'll do vulnerability, so you get to pay vulnerability too. Vulnerability always okay, youse supremacies, Okay, alright, So then we're going to say the winner is let me

say Cindy Louise screw a new one. How Cindy lou screw can't hit on that signature desk battle movement really shows Peter's vulnerability. And that's just a great words vulnerability hashtag vulnerability. We will be at sketch Fast this Sunday. Um, what's the Gateway theater? It's the radio that's fun Theater. We've done shows there. We did the part of my tensent there. Oh yeah, okay, it's a great little theater.

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