"#BLESSED!" With Rob Benedict

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Star of Unreal. But more importantly, more importantly than Steve Martin or Craig Jerko, I have with me a man that needs no introduction, a man who is I believe, on his way to Chicago. This starves natural and I believe the first time watcher a Bachelor in Paradise. Rob, Yeah, I'm here, Oh my god. X but now that matters.

Last two nights in my life have been unreal. Oh my godn I just say the commitment, the sheer fact that first of all, that you are literally just got through t s A and then you plan for all day around video of the discus. I had the car come early. Um, I had to talk. I had to talk about it, and uh, oh my god, what are we gonna do it? Okay, okay, before we even get going, I want to say, so exciting. I don't even know if you. We have Aaron Folly back with us from Texas.

He's not murdered in a dish guy Eric Folly did the studio about the comic book store. So excited to be back. But we also have and they'll pop in and out. Katie took a break from her applying to be on the new stage of The Bachelor with Nick. She's she's taking a break from trying to funk Nick just to come operate this and run this. And Anna's back. You guys both miss Wells last week, which is very upsetting. But let's just get right to it because we have

limited times. Here's my thought, guys, for the organization of this. Let's start with the big headlines of the of the couples and stuff, and then we'll walk walk backwards through the two nights. Okay, let's I think we should start with Carly and Evan, right, guys? Well, also, just Rob and I are also taking a break from wanting to funk Nick just for the records. Oh my god, you know what, I didn't know I needed to fuck Nick until I just until like this season, and it's like, oh,

I guess we all need to fuck Nick. Yeah, two thousand sixteen Nick. Okay, wait, Rob, Now you've never watched that Farm Paradise? Did you cry last night when Evan proposed to Carl It either cried or just my eyes were really dry? I mean, what did you take overall of the season. You've never seen it before we talked to you into watching it, did it? And like I feel like it's like I feel like it's it possibly is like one of the best ones ever, right, three

three engagements? I know, I mean Sully when people kept saying, oh, we could be the next Jade and Tanner, like they said that it was like Romeo and Juliet. Like now there's Grantedly, there's Josh and Mander who nobody wants to be and there, and there's you, guys, Aaron Katie. I mean nobody saw to me, nobody saw Evan and Carly coming as the one you're rooting for the most. I picked that up. I've actually never seen Bachelor in Paradise

before ever in my life either. And I kept going, so what happens like if you just don't you just can you just date? And then I was like, oh, no, you can't. It's a reality show. It's it's it's a zero. Or will you spend at least the next month with me a k and engagement? No. Atually they have to wheel out the corpse of Neil Lane to do some problems and is and is faces Game of Thrones, Man of Faces, you guys. So why don't we start at the will start at the top, I just want to say.

So we start out and they bring in the chicken and through the gift um which I think her eating the chicken bones with the chickens clucking. Yeah, one of the greatest scenes in TV history. Yeah, it really is, It really is. I love that so much. I wrote down when I saw that, I wrote down in my

little notepad. Uh, the real winner is the women or man that's editing, because it was the It's the funniest show on television, that is the editing, and whoever in charge of the moan button, like like you thought, we all thought we were creaked up by Chad's whistling, and so we met Josh and how he sounds when he's kissing or eating pizzas. Yeah, Aman, Aman's gonna lose her face one of these days. They're gonna be like, where's Amanda? And Josh is gonna be like in my esophagus, she

slowed down with some of the Mexicans. She he's like he he seems Italian, Like you're telling me, like that pizzas that much better? Like a frozen pizza is that much better? At a resort in sil To, Mexico. I find it hard to believe. What if he goes to New York City, Oh my god. So then Jane and Nick on a date and they go into Silda and there's like a carnival and they see a fortune teller. Oh my god, who was totally hired usually a hired hand.

Oh my god. I don't know who was more hired, the fortune teller or the lady who was like camera ready in Mexico, like, oh, you want a tattoo? Like never has been somebody did a more full of faith. Let me tell you. When you meet her husband, you realize that that woman did not wake up looking like that. When you're and the guy takes that ginger about like bearded gin comes out. Who's chosen only button his tough button?

So that billy sleave of chattoos so bad. I was like eating dinner and I was like, that was such a bad costume choice. I just it's like you're gonna you know, you're gonna be on TV. You know, like some camered people that watched the show. We're gonna go get grief tattoos. You've chosen, Like, no, no, this is my chief, this is my camera already. Look he's choosing to keep that was like he buttoned the top on. It wasn't this fully unbuttoned. Oh it was a look.

Someone made the unfortunate comment like you just do you? And then he came out and they're like, oh, ship, what did I say? Talk a little bit about a grand lace there? Because I was really watching grass eyes look so fucking hot. He looked so stoned in that and laced his eyelashes like, I don't know what it was more jacked up. By the end of the season, her extensions or her eyelash didn't they look like they had sand? In him? I was like, are those beach extension?

They look like they had sparkles or sand? Yeah, they look like that new ad for American Horse Story. Oh no, I hate that so much. When when Glade is the more reasonable of the two and laces like, are you sure we want to get? If you don't forget? She quoted her own tattoo and she left Ben sees it. She said, as my tattoo says basically like whatever, you don't know what I got till it's gone to Really. Yeah, when she's the voice of reason art and you are correct,

something is going terribly wrong. When landed in Mexico and you're catching her name on your wrist and she's going, are you sure you want to do this? Maybe? Maybe, but Grace's selling the money, right. I mean, I liked Nicky Glazer's idea of lant that she said land was shows. I thought that was pretty good. That was a great joke. Yeah, yeah, and at least you can you can cover up grade you can graze has no boundaries. Amazing, grace, full grace,

Maria full of graceless. I think we're graceless for those two. I like how moody, how moody late, how easily manipulated by the producers. Laces too, because they have this great night she finally opens up. But I've been really rooting for Laces. I feel like on our show, we've always really liked Lage. We've been had a soft spot for Lace. Oh yeah, but like, but like watching how the producers are, like I could give drama. He was always going to propose, but the fact that he had to go, I'm just

not sure. And how quickly manipulated those early morning mimosas are it was it was like a sad you know, usually mimosas are really festive, but that was the saddest mimosa I think that's ever been drink. But you know, like that's like that's gonna be like their entire marriage. It's gonna be like every twenty second, something is gonna you know, it's like come here, go away, Come here, go away, go away, come here. They're broken up in

two much. Well, the the storms were definitely gonna roll in and when she when she when you know your friends aren't going to be rooting for you, when in your proposal you say I even love you when you're screaming at me, I was like, no, you did not say that. Truly. I felt there were like four couples that forgot like that. I kept thinking, get me to an alan on meeting. You know what I mean, you even like you even love me when you take a lead pipe, smash my leg and pull me out of

the ice skating competition. And she was so rooty when she says, I love you Grant, but I love Grace more. And at that moment in time, they were if you go back in time and you freeze it, you literally she's upright there, she's on the beach, she's dressed up to get proposed to. There are no whites of Lace's eyes at that point. It's just all I live. I thought that was so sweet. Though I thought that was like incredibly sweet that moment I love them, I gotta say,

I know it's fucked up. I really loved them as a couple. I was not sold on Grant at first, and now I really like he. He called him off the great the lace with bur Oh my god, wait, but you guys really quick question when they were like, I think it was like to Nikki Glazier, they were like, oh, what wedding do you want to go to? I was like, it's not even a choice. It's like grant and lace, grace, free for all. That is the wedding of the century.

There's gonna be people going to the hospital just base on toast that they're gonna crash over their face, and there's gonna be like, oh my god. I was like, there's there's no choice. It's grace. Two thousand seventeen, I went to a wedding. I went to a wedding and I'm not gonna say who's wedding, but I went to wedding. I'll tell you guys after and it was a grabblow but like the bride got it was a little bit. It was a little bit like lace, and she got

so hammered. At one point I looked over and I was like, oh, I can see the bride's vagina that actually needs the last seven years of good luck. Divorced. They were divorced by like your three and she came over and she kissed me on the mouth. And it was not a gay wedding she was. It was she was wearying a guy. I saw her vagina and then she came over and it gave me a mouth kiss. You made a gay new podcast with Arden I spinoff podcast. Oh my god, you might get that at Grace's wedding

and that was pretty exciting. Okay, so they're gonna back up. What's go is? Then? So? Then okay, how about so is he is? He's like, I've met he, I've made it my fucking When Brett is talking to the hammered kindergarten teacher Laura and he's like, I I want to get to know you too, bre and I want to okay this second, like this I got you want to bone so bad? You get rid of like you get rid of Vinny's gone, Like oh now you now you want him back? Like obvious? Are you man chut your card?

And Vinny is my hero? I mean yeah, First of all, that bearded dude, what's his name? Brett? I don't know if Brett was on a show. I'm pretty convinced he was just like a local, uh, just on vacation and they swooped him in. I just kept calling him the Beard because I was like, who the hell is this creep Uh? He just looks weird and creepy. I was also a freak about this podcast that I always like, I take my notes and then I'd like to go look at the cast page. They haven't even put his

photo on the cast page on ABC. I think he made just work with Jorge at the he's a bar back. He was a bar back at the Riviera, you know, a mile down the beach. She comes wandering. They're like, you look like a contestant, and he has a limited knowledge from the internet and they let him on. Well. I also loved was that she's such a sack of ship that when she called him from her Uber black she she lies to Vinny and goes, I chose to leave.

He dumped her. It's like, no you she said, I chose to leave, but it's like, no, you just got He picked the fucking kindergarten teacher. Um. The best is when he goes, who's this y? I was like, yeah, how about like how do the the editor of two? We got to see like the crying and then they like that we actually got to hear the sheety. Executive producer in the lighting hout. They made it seem much more dramatic than it was. Pulled the car over, I

need air? Ye are you gonna Are you gonna throw up? Right? He looks you look white as it goes? You look white as it goes inside the Oh my god. Yeah, it's like, what's an empty seat? And then suv I've seen that before. It's not that bigger. Yeah. So then we have the Ashley Russian Girl Wills drama where where the Russian girls storms off and she says, yeah, She's like, I don't fight for guys, I don't fight for love.

I respected that. Yeah, I respected that too, until she started bawling like a twelve year old like she she was. She made this fierce like Russian you know, show she for president, and you're like, yeah, I'm behind you, lady. And then two minutes later she's sobbing in the corner and you're like, oh, come on, just walk out, just walk out. Just when you were like a hero. What's the name of the girls that well didn't pick who I liked? What was her name? Jamie? I thought that

was a done deal. I thought they were all in it. Do you think the producers the fact that the producers made him pick her so we all and he just couldn't suck her like I think they want. I think they were, and that Wells actually has like a line in the sand, and it's like, all right, I'll pick her, but I'm not. As as Nick said, Wells, if you take her virginity, you will be a national treasure. I thought that was like one of the best lines I've

ever heard in my life. I was like, I'm sucking Rick, Yeah, and I and I like that well just like I appreciated that, like he did a lot of himself get manipulated to pick her, but he just he couldn't do it. Yeah. I felt like respect and then gained respect you Yeah. Same. It really notched down for me when he when he picked her over the girl. Yeah, that other girl was perfect. She was wonderful, like Jimmy's such a catch. And then they nerd it out about their whatever nerd thing, and

I was like the Batman tattoo. Yeah, and I was like, oh my god, this is perfect. They look cute together, they have chemistry. I was like so rooting for them. And then you know, they pick you know whatever, cry face, And then I was like, oh's such a catch. Yeah, Like why didn't he keep the look that athlete gave him when she's basically like, not only am I not going to propose to you, I'm not gonna fuck you, like the look that I all that that death flare

is almost more dangerous than her cry act. It was scary. It was definitely like I get a double bolt and get a new cell phone number and all the peanut butter jars labels out like it's it's gonna get a little creepy with that one. I like you all the virginity, all the virginity talk was that that whole thing was like like how old are we? Like the what's her name? Telling her that it was it was gonna it might hurt.

That was so weird and it's I like that they edited in that like you can with the FCC stay you're gonna sit on Well's face and that's fine. Yeah, but the yeah, Rob, that was such a good point that all that talking, he said, She's like, well, you know at first it herd. I was like, is this Judy bloom episode, Like we're all adults, No twelve year old is like I'm gonna learn about my parts. I'm gonna watch Bachelor in Paradise. You're like, what the hell

is happening? By the way, if you're twenty six, I can tell you when I last Rapportinity heard a lot like like if you have, it's been growing for that many actors. She's she's on the bottom. Oh my god. I mean I could tell you to hurt when I did it. It's got a kill at eight. It's she better be on E or something. So both Brett, So what about Brett? After? After? Is he storms out? And then he kept Laurence and then no Rose? What a dick?

I know, I can't he he was at b I p fail like bomb drop, like like just male hairdresser with a lamp. What does he do? Is he a hairdresser? No, he's a hair dresser. He's a hair he's insufferable hairdressers. Yes, she loved the hair dresser. Then he's a hair dreder. Oh my god, she loves the bar, a male bar. Oh my god. They were both hairdressers. This is hilarious.

She loves hair dressers. Paul Mitchell better watched out, okay, okay, and then I love I loved, I loved too contin He was like, yeah, man, when you when you left me for the dude with a lamp, Yeah, Vinnie scored like Vinny was like I think Arden didn't. We have him pretty high in the very beginning when we were like we love and Jojo season. I think he was he was my I remember Paget picked him like the

hipster and I picked Vinny. Yeah, yeah, Well Vinnie has come out like a champion, like he can do and Vinnie can do anything he wants. He's like a sympathetic hero now. And when you watched back at their montage of like how he was kissing her in the ocean and stuff, I was like, yeah, Vinny has had some game. He was kind of hot then he had definitely he had total game. Now okay, so so well Keith Ashley. But then like but then he leaves. I'm like both

of them, I'm like, what's your fucking problem? Man, Like I don't know, I mean, I guess it's I guess it was classy did not take her to the Fantasy Suite, And like I have to even deal with for the rest of your life going did you take her virginity? But like then keep Jamie, go have a night with Jamie. I can't even imagine that the pressure. He wakes up and he's like, oh crap, I gotta bang Ashley I

on national television. And then the morning after she's going to be like this means we're together forever, and she does not leave a like it was a safety issue, like you know, like I'm sure it's like and he's also not that dude. He's not like I'm gonna like, I'm gonna bang you, dude, notch on my belt, dude, you know, like nine out of ten dudes banger. And he was like, I'm gonna I'm gonna go home to my safe space. You guys, I met him last week. I met him in that room. He was adorable. What

was I think he was still drunk. I think he was still drunk. He was still He's cute and sweetie was he was. He was feeling pretty hurting, like he was pretty fun because he'd been out with Nicke all night the night before, drinking and celebrating the fact that nick had just to announced the Bachelor, and so he was like he needed a beer because he but but we didn't have a beer. So I think he was worried. He was gonna throw up the whole time that he's so sweet and over and then you, guys, I was

driving to like a meeting later that day. I was talking to somebody and like it' said income and call Wells out of I was like, I fucking love my life. And so it was like the fact that I vaschlor Canteta is calling me. So I picked up and it was him, and he goes, hey, I just want you to know I'm not normally like that, and I'm really sorry, and you know, I'd love to do it again sometime. I was really excited to be on that's so cute.

We love Wells and now we doubly love Wells. And then he said, he goes, I have an extra room because he loves because Steve I was on me who played Canny Banny on the time when he was a huge Timehold fan. He was like, if you and Steve want it comes to in my room, we could do up hot and he goes, we could do your podcast from my radio station. Because he's like, like Curly and Evan live in Nashville. As road trip, road Trip, road Trip, Katy even, guys, why are we not going now to Ville?

I literally just bought an RV on Google. I just I haven't we have a transportation you What we should do is like, because because Nick season won't be on for a few months, we may need to drop an episode between now and then for Nashville Road to Triper. We question, do you want to comrade? Do you want to call? Of course robs in? Oh my god, all right, I'm gonna text Wells later because I checked with Wealth. I'm gonna text Weales later and say that we all want to calm. We got to be like a blowout

weekend art. And why did they announce Nick was the Bachelor before? I didn't understand the timing on that. Why did they announce him when you knew then it wasn't gonna work out with boobs and money? Well, well that's the dude that was sucked up with that. So weird, you know, weird? It is weird. I don't I'd like that you've asked me like I have that. There was the other thing that was weird, apparently, and I thank you to the fans You've been treating me all this stuff.

What was weird was apparently they called Luke that they had already prepared started interviewing and that Luke was so I had like a plane ticket to fly in. And I don't know why they would announce that about Nike. It still doesn't make any sense unless they had to wrap it up before Luke. Maybe they had to start filming. Maybe they was like a time thing. If Luke was started, he said, because Luke said he was supposed to be on a plane the week before, so maybe they needed

two extra weeks. Maybe Nick's been filming already. You mean, like, yeah, it's just you know, it's so hard. You should be once a year, and now it's once every six, like four months. So the timing is so they would have announced it. I feel like normally the end of JoJo's thing, but Luke hadn't said yes yet. They were like pressuring hand and then I think normally they would be filming now, and so maybe they were running out a time and

they needed to start filming. Andy He's coming back in January? Is that when I thought? I thought they said January, but I wasn't entirely shire. Thank god for the NFL. Monday night football is done. Waits Monday or ESPN. I forget football. I think is still on ABC. Maybe it moved to ESPN. Don't remember, No, I think I think okay, because NBC is Sunday Night Football and ESPN is Monday. Yeah, Arden, you'll have to get into the NFL. I have to get into the NFL. Okay to me, I wanted to.

I want to just catch out out a few more things before we lose Rob. I want to say number one, um, that dog surfing was the best. Oh my god, the editing animals on the show is so great, amazing. I mean all the animal has been great. Yes, I mean the wasn't that show deserving? Yes? I love the dogs in the chicken and the crabs and the and the editors.

When when Nick and did so Nick and Jeno paddle boarding, the dog is surfing and if you notice in the back round of one are the shots it looks like a dog with eating a dead seal on the beach. I did that super slow. I wanted to for one second. I also want to go backwards in time and then we'll keep going. Okay, so Amanda, I want to just throw out there and we'll come back. Because it's not, you know, best on Paradise, it's not that linear. I want to point out that I'm mann to keep saying

it's different for me because I have kids. Van has kids and literally never talked about them. Yeah, maybe it's the same kids. He posted Instagram pictures of the kids. I totally like snooped on him on Instagram. I looked at all of his pictures because I was like curious, I forget, like those things are options and yeah, and all my friends are like when I'm usually stopping, you know, stalking us women soccer players, and they're like, why aren't

you Instagram, I was like, oh, yeah, pictures. But Amanda, I feel like, um, that to me is was the was the most ridiculous. Like he's so manly and he can't even like if he walked into a room and he was like getting a Klinix. He's like here to get a klinix. You know what I mean, you can't even speak properly getting Yeah, he's just alpha. He's so alpha. But she's like a wallflower with that voice, Like you have to be partially deaf or love the sound of

your own voice to deal with that voice. So maybe it's perfect. When she said to him what she said, what she said, I have no questions at all, I'm like, really like you because she's not paying attention because she has been in an abusive relationship before. I'm telling you, she must have been just like turn a blind eye to this. She's like, well, at least it's not as bad as my last one or so like it's fucking

scary scary. I agree with you. I agree with you because I feel like I feel like remembering her talking a little bit about the father of the kids and that he was tough, like I don't know if he was abusive, but I feel like he was trouble, like they're little kids, you know, like, yeah, no, I don't. I don't think that ended well, and I don't think this will end. When he talked to her and she said something, he goes, thank you, that was so sweet, and then he puts the diamond on her and he goes,

it's so pretty on you. There's diamonds everywhere, dimonds. So we talk about first of all, he couldn't even put on a fucking suit to proposes in shorts and the most soaking wet button down I have so much because he was crapping his pants. Nobody on there wanted to get engaged except for maybe maybe Josh was sweating because

he's like, what if this one starts getting opinions? But what about what about when Josh when they're on there like they're they're their last overnight date, and Josh is like, um to there was sorry, but he's like, so what do you what do your kids like that? And then and then he's so on the nose, gonna win over the single mom in America. He says literally quote I love coaching and helping he they said the same sentences,

like they had five sentences between them. The whole season didn't talk about anything like it was just like observation and making out in pizza. Let's talk about it. Talk about Nick and Jen. By the way, guess what, Jen, he's not putting up walls. He's not feeling. He's not in love with you, like whatever walls he's not. He's not nut for you. It's just not happening. I agree. Well, and then you know the fact that we knew it was going to be best so it was all kind

of ruined. But um but you know, and that's okay because I really I really love him. But he's also like he's so he's basically he's career Bachelor. He's been to Neil Lane three times. He's at least one other times. He's gonna go. He's probably gonna go get Yeah, he's gonna go one other time, four times, one of the times, and that will work and then we'll be back on b I p like he's that potential to see Neil. You're going to submit and he's going to choose me.

You guys, yea, to all be forgetting that. I keep forgetting that you have found love. My boyfriend is cool with it. Okay, good Katie, And Katie is applying to be on the Bachelor for real. Yeah, we're doing it. Oh my god. I have a great idea for a video, Like I already have some ideas. I don't want I don't want to spoil anything. I just have like fun little ideas. I would just be crying if I submitted a video. I would have long eyelashes and shakeup like this is what I did, And I would just feel

I hate most women. I feel like I love drama. You'd ben, he's such a crier. Nick, it's a crier. I would tell my heart. Yea, yeah, he's vulnerable. It's so hot. But you gonna go to Sunset Junction. I'll see you guys later. You know what, Katie, when you sleep with them? Finally, I want you to know it's gonna hurt at first. I don't know what sex. It's like, Oh my god, I mean I don't know. I just like my makeup bag. I just literally have like all the makeup in the world. Do I want it to day?

So so okay. By the way, the end of Josh's Moaning and It's Fantasy Suite, the moaning was incredible. The editing, oh my god, it went so it went up to eleven and I loved it. I loved it. You know they're all put into He's just like, it's the moaning drinking for sure. Oh take your pants off. I know we're in public. Can we actually acknowledge that nick like

ladies could be like this? The fact that Boobs in the Moonlight came back for such a reappearance, like like we we picked her strong or for Ben's season, but like we had a gut feeling because she seems like sweet and kind of a sexy and bland enough that she is sort of the perfect girl, like Mobs in the Moonlight didn't feel the deal. Yeah, that dress. That dress was amazing though post show, oh good. I mean, she's just you know, I'd rather watch probably is you

rather watch Paint Wry? She literally it's like almost weakend of Bernie's. It's it's just so she's so sweet. It's like literally full khaki outfit, all navy like it's so bad. We are millennial listeners are and the listeners out there. Weekend at Bernie's is a movie and Andrew McCarthy where they accidentally party with the corpse in a convertible all weekend. Yes, this is Annah. I just read that. Lauren h. You know, Lauren,

you do the perfect Lauren h accent. The school teacher went on this radio station in Michigan because obviously she's from Michigan, um and said that Jen and Nick were dating up until they announced that he was going to be that they continued to day getting gage and then yeah he had dogs, and then he dumped her. Well it's not clear, but it sounds like, yeah, they decided to go. I'll still you think. Do you think they'll do one of those things where like she shows up

in like week three? Yes, yes, Rob, but I just want a second chance. I also gave myself an injection of humor and riddles. I'm ready here. I'm ready here to wow you with my new personality bought on personality dot com. Oh my god, now do you have now care? Do you have to go hate funk? I'm on behalf of all women? No, I know. I still just want normal fun. I don't care what adjective you put in front of the funk. It's happening. Okay, now we need to say Evan. I just want to give a shout

out to this. I fell in love with a girl age curly. I'm going on the beach like a guy named Marley. She's gluten free and that includes Barley. That's when I hurled myself over the balcony and tried to kill myself. I love something about them. I really like and they make me want to throw up, but it's also like, so yeah, they're they're kind of When one of them said, my heart beats to your soul, and then he said will you will you freaking marry me? Yeah?

And then he says she gets me, and I braced my weird and then he ended it with hashtag blessed. It was, it was, It was a hot mess of a stew but it works, you know what I mean. I really think she genuinely looks at him favorably. I mean they went, they went from friends to to you know, yeah, and that can happen look like together. It was that shreat lodge. Man, if you're if you're getting somebody who's not that into you, you take them down to sy

Alida and you find that shreatlage. Something about the meaningful eye gave while you're sweating out. Maybe some iowaka is happening. But the body but the body paint Katie just brought up. They have a picture on Instagram and then with the body paint and dude, his dick looks fucking Hu's point. I guess I have no frame of reference. But yes, you guys, wait, you got to have more information. I have more information. I am more information. Okay, I don't

think Will said this on the podcast last week. You're playing about to take off rob Okay with passenger Rob Benedict, please reward to say I have more information on from well in Chicago. Oh my god, you're going to Okay, So let me make this fast. Before that, some air marker comes to Arrescue. So it's because you're like just being too shady in there. So afterwards, I can't think this wasn't on air. So afterwards I said to Wells,

I was like, is Evan gay? And he was like no, I was like really, and he goes, I've got some buddies apparently in the Nashville area, because Evan lived in the National area. Inside No Kinnie, James Taylor's and Nashville only road trip. We'll also get Taylor for sure. And when you come rob Okay. So then so then he goes, I have some friends who've hooked up with him, and

he goes, apparently he's got a huge wien. I'm using the word ween, but he's apparently got a huge ween and he's rocking in the sack like he nailed it. He is a dick doctor? Did he knows how he knows dick's inside and out? Wow? It's apparently he's got like a full hog, Like he's like a path a full hog. You should rich probably because he's a doctor. Is he a doctor? He's a doctor? And I think

then hears a lot of money on their dicks. Probably he's probably like he's really like a medical doctor, just a specialist. I thought he was just like I got some I got whatever, a good deal on like a side studio, and the guys come in and he's just like, take these pills. I'm sure he charges a lot for his Now he travels his triple because he got carly. I pictured him truly having some weird like strip mall, like some upper and like some like Korean strip mall,

like you where my dentist is. Um, wait a minute, oh my god. That yeah, apparently he's got a huge dog. And if you reframe it in the paint, you can figure that. We'll send you. I'm sending you the photo. But you got to believe that, of course, because he just came up so poorly the first round, and so the second round you're like, oh god, this guy and then you know he's charming and sweet and if he kills it in bed, all right, I believe that. Are

you emailing it? I'm texting it, texting okay, don't you think it's believable. I mean, he's got to have something that we don't know because the face value. You're like, I'm looking right now, hold on, I'm getting it. I'm opening it. I just look a little pointy. It looks like he's got like a backwards like when you get free water from like those guys did for the had no idea you Oh my god, I get Oh my god, wait, hold on, I gotta save that. I gotta be able

to open it. Oh my god. Oh it's huge, right, it looks big. It's a little point, but it looks big. It's like going up and pointing to this side, up to the left. Speaking of his dick, I liked when they were making out and then he was like, oh, hold on, and she's like, oh, do you have a boner? And he had to like hide his boon because I keep I always say, I'm like, don't they all have boners like all the time, And you're not, like, I know,

I don't understand how we're not. Remember that show Blind Date. Yeah, remember they would always have boners and they would like put a little like, you know, they have to cover up their boners. And I was like, how do they not have boners all the time? And then finally someone had a boner. Maybe that's his thing, like his thing is when he gets a boner, it turns into a point, which is like this magical, pointed Boner. I'm not sure how boners work. I gave the gave that up in

the eighties. What art is here? The deer fact that like they're the new Jade and Tanner like, and that him and that him faking a trip to the hospital. Yeah up, I'm not over that yet. He did on the after show say that he was actually sick, but I don't know. But he did say that he faked it. He kept saying both, and I was like, I don't know. He said that he he had been on antibax and then drank too much on the antibax, but he said he played it up or something on the aftershells. Yeah,

so he's like, I played it up. But he goes, I shouldn't have drinking here he says, I drink too much on anti By audio, well, she basically threw up in her mouth when she kissed him, So maybe they're even after her tortuous comments out to the fact that late got engaged Lace, I'm so happy, and she looked good in the second show the extent the beach e

sensions were off, the sandy eyelashes were team. She looked good and I also like by the way, finally, finally somebody who's not just like a white person is actually sucking on the show and nailing it. Was such a cheaper a lot I was aware to. It's like I think they really should add like, let's they just really diversify, like it's twittery like for upcoming casts at this point in time, like it's time to like shake up the cast.

And yes, absolutely so white and it's just like it's like fucking like cornbread white tail, like everyone's from Iowa and they're all just like you know, have scripture tattoos and it's like what do you get fucking cool people on here? New quys. I just so let me ask you this, and this is going, this is going to Rob and Aaron. Did you like it better than the Bachelor or the Bachelorette? I think this year there's really

bet aren't to me. I don't want to answer for you, but I feel like Jojo and then we're so boring. This was that. It was fun. It was the pressure was off. There wasn't win you know, yes, yeah, it was fun. I liked it because there was so many like after a while with the batch, like you get so you're like it's the same, you know, it's like the same every day. And I like that. There was so many different couples with all kinds of different stories.

And then the adding in of people was so crazy to me, Like you just get kind of comfortable and you're figuring out and you're like what and then someone else comes in and you're like, who is that person? So I liked that dynamic it was. It was cheesy fun and how Haggard, How Haggard did that? That resort and that dancer where they proposed looks so read hard and put away wet. By the end of the season, there was it was the dirtiest looking hotel in Mexico.

There is just stand jizz and like margarita and eyelashes. Oh just like you cannot sterilize play escad enough. That looks that dance floor wore they proposed they couldn't get a PA to come in and just sort of like clean it up a little bit. It looked like, you know, the end of a wedding, and like, have you've been at like an outdoor wedding and their stand and good and people have been dancing out of all my disgusting. It looks like like like spring break, like a spring

break dance floor. It looked like it had seen fifty eight spring work. Uh yeah. And also during the proposals, we're talking about this before did um did Nick scratch his cornea? Did he have a bag of sand in his eyes? What was happening when he was not proposing? Oh yeah, sorry skip? Did I skip ahead? No? No, you're we've we we've we've now like we raced through because we didn't want Rob to get arrested by an air marshal Tuly. Anything, anything is fair game at this point.

Anything is fair game. Well didn't it? I mean, Nick, look everyone had I think he just had the sun in his eyes. And they told him not to wear sunglasses because they want to be able to see their faith, and so I think he just totally had the sun in his eyes. It probably was something simple, but it looked so like dramatic. It was like, what's going on with his eyes? Open my eyes because it's so fucking bright. That's how you looked like to me. I mean, he

looks really hot. It looks like I wanted to fuck him, that's all. It looks like he was like attorney, He's like, wait a minute, you're not Katie, I need to suck. Yes, he had it wrong, guys, I was okay, I gotta got robs a ladies and gentlemen. Rob save travels. I love you guys. When Nashville, Yes, Rob, Nashville, we love road trip, I love to road trip. We love you. We'll see you next season and we'll see you in Nashville. And wells his guest room. What a gent? What a gent?

How about when boobs in the when the boobs in the Moonlight? Um, she left, you know, after getting dumped, and she was just like, I just it's so weird. It's like I'm upset, but I like I wrote this. So She's like, but I still want to see him. And I was like, that's like the definition of a breakup like that is. I was like, that's exactly what happens. You get dumped in New York, Like, but I still want to see him because you like you like him more? Yeah, yeah,

you got dumped this now this sheer fact. And that's a really good thing. Thank you, Anna, And I hope you get on one of those Mike. And that was a really good thing to point out about Lauren saying that, yeah, sorry, she's back, but like that's a good thing to point out about Lauren saying that, like the say he did get to go see her again, and then any like that makes me go, oh, Nick, you you're the old dude.

Now you're moving back. If you was squared, you have like he should sound like a like a poison package. We don't know if we don't know if it's true, though, Yeah, I don't know. That's that's just what Lauren h said, But I don't know if someone else told me that. I too. I was watching it with two friends last night and they're like, we heard they're still dating. And then we were so confused because also Jen posted that um she posted on Twitter like oh god, and then

it's like a gift of her drinking. It's amy humor drinking that giant wine glass. So it seemed like she had like good humor about it. But I don't know unless she's doing the wine glass. So that is so fucked up. Aaron, we missed you this season. I hated.

I hated being away, especially since I was working like eighty hours and I'd come home like late, and Haggard and I would put it on and I would literally laugh for two hours because it was so ridiculous and the editing was making me laugh so hard, and I was like, this is so much more fun to talk about than regular batch. And I couldn't be there that the Pizza Moon and they did the Pizza Moon and

the dogs and the dogs. I think that was my favorite moment of the entire season, although maybe tied with Chicken Lady eating the chicken wings with the clucking sound. I literally I felt so bad for her, Like she comes in and she gets no time with anyone sound, and they basically just brought her into because somebody had a vision of that montage and they were right there, like, you know, we should get it would be funny to get the chicken enthusiasts and give her a place she

would never eat seventy chicken wings on the beach. I know she didn't come across. That was that, And I have to say the the astrologer was bizarre. They're like, blah blah blah, Susan Miller, do you have any questions? I was like, Yeah, who is Susan Miller. I've never heard of. I was like, we all supposed to know Susan Miller is Wait when much student was Susan Miller there where she she phoned in on the after show.

Oh we don't talk about the after show. Sorry, all right, I watched the after show and she came on the after show and just basically said that, like, you know what you would script out for someone that's like, you know, to Jen, like looking for love, like you're gonna be like it was just sorry, I jumped right into the after show. Um, I just want to say overall to all of our listeners, can we just say this is truly the highlight of my week. Every week it thrilled

me that people are listening. Thank you someone. It's been growing and growing and it truly. I was doing stand up this weekend. Oh my god, you guys, I was doing stand up this weekend a rooster teeth Feathers, and there were all of these people that came out and they were like wings your podcast, and that was many more excited. I felt like San I like it was meeting Santa Claus. I like, and they like and they loved. They were like, we love are we love? Katie and

Anna like, it's just thank you to the listeners. We will be back. We will have to do pre show with Paget is now a new regular and Criminal Minds, where she would have been on today. Obviously, our Secretary State is not going anywhere, but we'll have to do again, hopefully a road from two wells It's House and Nashville, So we'll tweet that out when that happens, and then we will be back a week before whenever Nick starts. But truly, this is always the highlight of my week.

And I didn't I gotta tell you one thing because I want you to. I just want you to hear this so you can comment on it. It was the very end of the of the of the Post show and they did a poll and it was like what couple do you like the best or like you know, and gave all these percentages and Evan and Carly were killing it. But they called you know, Josh and Amanda Jamanda, and then they made it Josh and Pizza and they called it Giza and they were both Jamanda and Josh

and Pizza were both tied at six percent. And I was dying out, laughing, dying laughing. That to me was like the highlight. Jess and Jamanda. Everyone's just like screw Like they were really Josh and Pizza. We're almost as exciting as Josh and Amanda. I would have to pick, I would have to pick Geeza, I can maybe pick that up to seven percent? Yes, yes, um before we go, and we'll be doing the course our tweet of the week.

But and thank you to anybody. Please subscribe them on iTunes so you know when we're back, and please email us Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Um, and and thank you so much for your comments. I'm just gonna read a few and then we'll do tweet of the week. But Katie, Anna, Aaron, you all know how you're my cousin of like you're truly you guys are my best friends. And when Katie goes in there, when Katie goes in there to to actually be a contestant and infiltrate the

Bastor house, that Katie, you kick the ship out of it. Anna. Your graphics Anna does are our flyers every week and fucking nailed it. I mean, oh, it's just been so fucking fun pageants and Joy Aaron, we love you so I can't wait to get back in the room with you. Um. So here's some of the comments on iTunes. Here's a new one five Stars by pug Mom x three one of my favorite podcasts ever. Five stars. This podcast, I

have no words for it. It's that awesome. They're so funny, the guests are so great, and when I listen to this podcast, I feel like I'm watching and recapping the show with my best friends. Love it and you guys keep them coming. Well, that's nice. And I love Pugs. I love Pugs. We love Here's a few emails. I'll just read a couple of emails, and you guys, Katie energy, you just you can get through this season. Do you guys have anything you want to say? Um? There, you haven't.

Folks have two professionals in the industry already been working on her like her, like Kitty shots for her nick video, and I like it. I'd like to fun Nicky you Katie. Just look out for next season. When we got Katie on, I guess I'm just excited for Evan and Carly. I just want them to work out. I like them real I I came around on Evan. I always thought he was a little annoying and weird that I was like, oh,

I kind of like him. I think I don't know, he seems like here reminding me of some dudes I've been friends with, and I was like, yeah, I'm cheering for them. Yeah. I came around on Great Grace Grace, Great Grandfrian Grace. It's like Lantern Grace. I also came around, you know what. I liked their cat shoo. And I think we should all look out for Amanda because I feel like we're going to hear of a domestic violence dispute.

I really, do you mean an accidentally about an hour away from us if we need to go do a rescue mission? Oh my god, you care? Like he kept referring to her as like his property, like this is my fiance, she's mine, And I was just like, she's christ You can't say anything without like the huskiest Manly's moment. Yeah, her, her sisters, and her girlfriends hate hand. Oh yeah, I hope. So. Um here's another. Here's an email from Lauren Nickerson. Don't

let the pod die, Dear Arden. After recently discovering your podcast, it quickly rose no pun intended, to the top of my list. Tonight. I felt the inevitable pang of despair that not only will we one nation under Chris Harrison without shout out a little tough for that uma without Bachelor television programming until barring any Bachelor weddings, we have five couples on deck. That's true. We'll have to have podcasts if there's weddings, but we will also be without

your podcast. Might you consider reporting on another reality show? Your pick? I will watch nearly anything if it means that. Might Commune still be a company, but your witty commentary and your hilarious guests. I even watched Silicon Valley after hearing Thomas Middle after only hearing Thomas Middle ditch on your podcast Aloha from Hawaii. Lauren. Well, Lauren, I mean we've discussed this before. We did discuss this between because because I'm obsessed. I mean, you know, I'm obsessed, I

think and I feel with you. Because I'm jonesing and I'm a compulsive person, we decided to stick with the purity of the pot. Is that right, ladies? I have a question, when does the Ben and other? Lauren, that's stupid. There's another show. It's like, yeah, it's on freeform, it's going to be so bad, Well, then we should watch it. We should maybe watch one and if it's we could do like one and see what it's like. When is when is it? When is it on? What is it

about their life? Yeah? And then then being the most boring whitebread cough All right, are you know what? I couldn't be talked to that because I hate them so much? Okay, Ben and Lauren Happily. Um, I'll do it, Jesus Camp too, Electric book. We will talk about it, guys, we'll talk about it. Okay, But it doesn't there's no it doesn't say when from mere date. It doesn't say when over I can do Oh you know what it says that.

It says that. Then it says that Grant and Lace are going to appear on that, which makes it more intriguing. Um okay, So then um so yes, we will discuss. So that's why it's good to subscribe, So please subscribe. You'll know that if we're back with weird things like the wedding or maybe we're in Nashville or we're watching then Lauren Happily every after and then um okay, so then we have um we're gonna vote on tweet of the week and Anna as always has called the herd

like the champion that she is. Um. But I'm going to read them and then you three get to vote, and if there's a tie or something, I will be the tiraker. Okay, he's really been. I'm gonna give that that which is at basebone one, I'm going to give you. You're gonna be the m v P of the season because you may not like you may not win every week, but you always time juicy. You're always at least in the running and well played, well played stuff that can

we give him a slow clop? Okay, okay, this is said that at marine Grant explains what Grace means, and Lace just realized they're in Mexico. Yes, it's meant to be housetag w y here. Okay, so Grant explains what Grace means, and Late's just realized they're in Mexico. Number two Robin Kern used to think it was drunkenness. Now realized Lace is just over blinking from the weight of

her lashes. Those those lashes lasted a long time. Number three says that again, sorry, Amanda, Josh wants his own kids, so he's gonna have to put yours on a cheese pizza. Oh that's amazing, And you know what it didn't feel like he was like, one day, I want my own kids. He did kind of make that clear. These are just like secondary kids. Number four a thousand facets. Right when

Chris Harrison got haired. Sorry, when Chris Hammerson hammered that sign, I was hoping it said, Okay, let me redo this. Back up. When Chris Harrison hammered that sign, I was hoping it said closed for disinfection. Okay, Lauren, we're at Laura Nick's nine, right. Josh and Amanda look like they're going to his daddy daughter dance Laddie Maddie's sterling Wrights flat twist. Essie is so nauseated because she's pregnant with lamps baby. Oh that's good. That's a good one. Lamps baby. Okay,

we're gonna go back up. So here are the ones in the writing, Grant explained with Grace means and Lace just's realized they're in Mexico. Yes, it's meant to be. Number two. Used to think it was drunkenness, and I realized Lace is just over blinking from the weight of her lack shows. I like that one. Number three, Sorry, Amanda, Josh wants his own kids. So he's gonna have to put yours on a cheese pizza, like when Chris Harris in hemor that's fine. I was hoping it's it closed

for disinfections. Josh and Amanda looks like they're going to a daddy daughter dance and plot twist is he so nausey because she's bringing it with lamps baby? What are our final two? I like the pizza, I'm about pizza. I like uh, I like pizza? And is he baby with lamp lamp baby? Is he's just nausey because she's picking with lamps baby? All Right, So we're going to give our winner for our final episode for our Bachelor Paradas episode. Sorry, Amanda, this is das Bone based one.

You did it again? Ended the season strong? Sorry, Josh wants his own kids, so he's gonna have to put yours on a cheese pizza. And our runner up Maddie Sterling at MW muppet plot twist? Is he so nauty because she's pregnant with lamps baby? Guys and Mark Rivers, you're a theme song always? Oh yeah, yeah, guys, I hope the pizza thing doesn't actually happen, because wow, we want to dream if he ate her children, best toppings everywhere,

I'm a man, he would deny it. The end of this season, Engaged would include the Erectile, Penis Expert, and lace. I love it. And you never know what's going to happen in paradise. What do you think Chad thinks? Chad's watching this just like from a mental institution. And I hope you know he's like punched a few holes in his wall. It's not going to be the Bachelor. Now that was amazing. Well, he'll be Bachelor when Trump is president. Oh my god, things could happen. Let's not joke around

like I choose the Bachelor. Now I liked this guy, Chad, my man, Chad, he's mad, he meets quick to see. We could be like we could do like Trump's like like you know, secretary of Stage. Oh yeah, I'm sure he'll be like on the Kenneth's head of the FBI. You guys, thank you so much for listening. Hopefully we'll see you before next season. But if we don't, this has been our marine, along with my co hosts, go out of it, because she's been in a whole in Texas,

in Mexico and then Kandy and Anna. Thank you so much you guys doing the meantime. If you guys want to catch us, Aaron has a podcast called Sports Without Balls, and she's at Aaron fully Comic on Twitter. I'm at Ardon Marine on Twitter. M Y R I N. And if you want to see me in person, I will be performing in Steve Martin the pre Broadway run of Steve Martin's brand new play Meteor Shower. I can't even handle it. He's Steve Martin comes on Tuesday. We started

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