"Be More Like Mussolini!" With Rob Benedict and Paget Brewster

gone and ill from cruise related activities. You're back, my lady, Aaron fone hashtag treeso hashtag and our and our our fearless producer Katie Levie, My god, you guys. First of all, so much as amp. First of all, it's nice to have you back here. I missed you so much. I missed I missed everything about you in this podcast. Can

I just say friendship, friendship, precious treasures? You guys, We just have to get going because, as you all know, if you've all been busy watching, so much has happened, so much has happened, so much has happened, and so much. We have a present for you guys out there. We have a present for all of our super fans, and thank you so much everybody who's been listening to will you accept this Rose putting the word out, We appreciate it. We have a very special present for you. There's gonna

be a bonus episode. It's either going to drop later tonight or tomorrow. Hang on to your pants because they're about to be knocked off. And it's not just by Chad's yams. We have coming to studio. He got limited last night The Adorable Bachelor Shinhan so excited. We found out about it late last night. There was so much texting amongst all the ladies that Paget Brewster Television's TVs. Paget Brewster canceled her plans and has to buy her friend high end jeans and champagne because she's got to

come meet Christian in person. Yeah. I like everything about that. If I usually canceled plans, I just get like, go fund yourself and and not jeans and high end champagne. I've been wait, you know, I've been on this. I've been on the receiving end. Oh my god. So so that'll be a bonus episode dropping tonight with Paget and Christian, which we have to behave on a little bit. So if we seem behavior just know that ABC is breathing down our hot necked. We love you, bou, ABC, We

love you, we love your work. Hire us. We're gonna be like Christian, how is your experience? Exactly what we want to say, program, But we truly want to know why did you get a Pbody Award? But we want to ask is like we did you film with kayleb and then it got like That's what I want to know, Like did you go to Ohio and film with Kayla and then they pulled the plug? But we can't ask that because ABC is gonna be list in name. I want to ask like, okay, like is there more than

yams and meat for food? Yeah? I also, yeah, I want to know really a lot about the violence violence. Before we get going, we want to do a few, just a few housekeeping things up top. We're gonna throw a part of you guys in two weeks from tonight are other Fearless producer Not really tonight, but in ten days Anna, she came up with an idea. Guys, next time, Yeah, Anna, we're gonna have We're gonna do a live tweet on June twenty at a pm Pacific, Aaron and Anna and Katie,

are gonna come over to my house. We're gonna live tweet, and then during the commercial breaks, we're going to periscope and please join us. It's hashtag w y a t R. I know, we couldn't have made it any less easy on the tongue to say hashtag w y a t R, hashtag rose party. So let's get the Rose party going. Email. I'm gonna have to shower and do my hair. Oh

my god, I'm gonna be in full face. I'm gonna have to go get I'm gonna get I'm contouring, makeup done like I'm gonna put another face on top of my face, just like just like JoJo's mom. I'm gonna drink wine straight from the bottle and take an uber home. You guys, I'm getting shipped, Oh my god. But no. Also, I want to say you guys have emailed in and tweeted in more than ever before. We appreciate it. Debbie Wiseman, she emailed in. You sat through four hours so we

didn't have to. Debbie girl, you know you've got things to do. We don't have things to do, so we're happy to take that. I canceled my show last night. Granted I was sick, but that's why I sound like a trunk driver, a trunk driver that I think that was part drunk driver and part truck driver to watch this program. Jessica on Twitter at I am so sweet, she said, I am ready, I am so ready. Thank you, We'll get ready. I hope that this I hope that

this comes out for you. One of my favorites last night was from Seth Vatt, who's asked at Basebone One wrote, and this is such a good tweet when I proposed to my lover, let it be amongst the lush, brown deadwoods of Nemicolin, Pennsylvania. That was my favorite one as well. That was a really good tweet. Shout out to you, set Out. And then we got so many great emails or email is Rose podcast at gmail dot com. Here's a great one from Andrea Johnson. She's from this small

city where Jordan is from. It's Chico. It has more people than a small town, but it operates like one. She wrote, I went to the rival high school of Jordan's, but my very close friend had all of her fresh being classes with him. Her response to him being on the show was quote, such a tool which doesn't surprise me at all. She's heard as the whole holder brother

is nice, and she goes pumped to have a football star. Um, but if people apparently in his hometown are haters on Jordan's, like they still all prefer his brother, well, I think I think can we comment? Can we comment on these place? Well, I would just say like that, I'm still giving Jordan the benefit of the doubt because you have an older brother who was Aaron Rodgers, like he'll he'll be like

a Hall of Fame quarterback exactly. I think it's very hard and you play football and you don't like you obviously have to be so good just to make it in the NFL. So I'm still I'm still team Jordan's. I'm still listen. He totally could be a tool. How do we know his hair good? For about half an episode? Now, I don't you know, I don't know. Sweet. Well, here's another question about Jordan's from Carly Garrison. I'll take it. She wants to know, and Gallus feel free to feel

free to chime in. She wants to know if Joe Joe ends up with Jordan's. Her theory is that they secretly started dating before the show started, back when The Bachelor with Kayla. But then she said why because let's face it, why does Aaron Rogers brother need a date on television? What do you think if Jojo wins up with Jordan? I just realized going to be jo Jo Jo Jojo or Oh my god, that's so exciting. Oh my god. So keep them coming out. But who doesn't

want to date on TV when you're hot? Exactly? I think that's exactly you guys. I'm and I and again, we so appreciate. I feel like the words getting out, so we appreciate you guys reaching out. We have one more email, Oh my god from Mary Foley my mother, what are you doing with your life? Oh my god? Oh my god, Mom, Oh my god, stop emailing me. My mom. When she was out here last time, I brought her. I brought her to a tankle turns that I host here at at Meltdown the Dana Gould. I

brought her. It's like in the back of the you know, it's we're Join and Camail hosted, but it looks fancy when they have it on TV. It's all like lit is packed. My mom came. It was like like forty weirdos and I like, we're in the back like a storage unit at a comic book store. My brother like works at a bank. And she's looking at me like, maybe we shouldn't have encouraged you to follow your dreams. You know. I felt like it was actually for the first time I ever like doubt and pity of like, oh,

there's no B plan, no B plan. Can't even type that one. You can never ask that to My ex girlfriend asked me one time, what's my backup? You? You're you're dead to me? And by the way, and coming up, do you have any shows? I will be and I will next I will be Sunday night. Oh my god, okay, do we don't announce yourself yet. Sunday night, I will be at Claremont. Don't be jealous. I'll be playing Claremont Flappers. Claremont Flappers this Sunday Claremont Flapper and next week green

Room is also the kitchen. Next I'll be a wise guys Salt Lake City. I think this is Oh my god, do you have any upcoming shows you want to plug? Uh? Well, you know what I always forget to plug my sports podcast. If you're out there and You've got a cross group of loving The Bachelor and also loving sports. A k Or producer Katie. I have a podcast called Sports Without Balls where I talked to another lady about sports. Can I ask you before we get because we have such

a surprise, mimister, you guests who just walked in. Yeah, you guys are sports fans. Last night during the football challenge, is Jordan a good quarterback? Fantastic? Great to step back drop and then through it? Oh my god? All right here we go people? Can we just give it for you? Guys are just turning in? This is so exciting. First of all, it's our mail of the season. He's a guest, it's our one of our only straight man who's come. Um. This guy and I we met. We did a movie together.

We were in a movie called A Little Help with Jenna Fisher. But you are are you best known? I loved your work on Headcase. You were so wonderful on Ali Wentworth Show and but Rob Um Rob Benedict. You guys from Supernatural? Do you know Aaron Foley? I'm such a fan of yours and by the way, I've always liked you. We have fun less year at Comic Con much. That was great. What do you play in Supernatural? Now?

I have to start watching this immediately. It plays character Chuck, who turns out this season they revealed he's actually God. So you have insights about what Jojo should do exactly. I've got I can tell Jojo exactly what to do. But yeah, I know it's like me and George Burne's Oh my god, you to get you a big cigar and we need to get you John Denver for the children were listening out there. Those were performers that were

born in the nineteen twenties. Okay, wait a minute, Rob Benedict, first of all, you were a g D National treasure. You're a goddamn delight. But more than that, like I already liked, I mean, you were already in with me. But when our mutual from Bruce McCoy, who is a writer on RuPaul Drag Race. We've worked together on Man TV. He's one of your best friends. When he loved he listens for our podcast, who lives in London, listens and he goes, you know, Rob Benedict is a huge Bachelor fan.

And I'm like, wait a minute, like straight man the Rob Benedict and he was like, yeah, And I texted you and I was like, is this rumor true? You love it? It's quite a burden to carry because you know, you gotta you gotta be in the closet as a straight man likes The Bachelor. It's the greatest show on Tallivant and god, you're God, you can get away. Ye let me ask you. So, here's the best part. So you probably, I mean, do you realize like you were in the you got maybe the best episode of the

podcast ever. You've got a w We've never had a double episode before, a podcast double episode and quite maybe the best two episodes ever. I was literally on the edge of my yoga ball. Oh my god. I felt like Monday night was like everybody, this is crazy. Oh I just I just I know. It was totally edited and no one got beat up. But I was like, everyone gets the ship them on Tuesday. Okay, Okay, here I mean here, Oh my god, you printed out. I need the chief I need Okay, I'm gonna you're the best.

Here's here's my Here's okay. Normally, normally we go in order, but there's so much to talk about. I'm just gonna spaghetty. I know your virgo brain is organizing and you're gonna there's too much. Sometimes arn't say something. I'm like, that actually happened in the in the minute back to here's what's happening, just so you know. At five fifteen, so we're doing we're doing a secret bonus episode to Paget

Bruster's coming at five fifteen. Do you want to look around Christian the fucking bachelor who is coming in at five thirty? Sorry, I just want you want to see him. Sorry, I doesn't want to say much time. We don't have. It's time. You guys have literally the thirty minutes. So so I'm just going to get greatest hits because normally I would go through, but we have we literally have four hours of TV shows to talk out about. So here we here we go. I just want to throw

the first things that are coming to me. Just go with me, virgos. Let let me take you in a Sagittarius free fall, right and I feel safe. Okay, Let's start with the yoga class and the full vadge shots. Shots. She literally I I took photos that you could actually see her vagina through this. Yeah, I mean that is if that's actually like what yoga workout is that? I don't I never that. I think it's it's called Hollywood

Bachelor yoga I've never even heard of. My question is, is it was that yoga studio like and this is what we do, we do like vagina workout? Is that was that like their thing? Yeah, don't do anything in all series? Is they should have been like it's Tan trick yoga or something. I'm sure that exists. Well, when she started saying you're going to have an angergasm, like shake it all out angergasm kindled, I should have googled, like does that yoga place exists? No, so we can

never go in ever. Now, you know that's got to be next door to that weird sex show. We'll get to that, all right, to go next to you know what, I'm gonna go into order funck it. Okay, here we go, here we go. So by the way, let's I'm gonna go as fast as I can. Chad and Daniel are this year's j J and Kent JJ not Kent's name Clint Clinton, But I like that Daniel and I think what might be the greatest, the greatest um quote of all times? Could you not be like, he says, the best.

Whatever he says, he says, um, I'll mean it. I have I wrote it. It starts with um, let's just pretend you're Hitler. And Chad's response, let's not pretend I'm Hitler, and he says, let's just say it, and he says, let's not say it, and then he says, well, try not to be like Hitler, trying to be more like Muscle Leany or Bush. No. Then he then Trump, then Busheller, Mussolini knowing the best part of it is his torso

is so incredibly I have a long torso myself. So let me just say, like if he and I made babies, it would be like full corky dogs that are like locked up. Is he gay? I mean, he's trying to my clothes off even for even Evin get gay? Oh my god, Evan. And by the way, let's scissors. Please? Can I just cut the hair? I took some good screenshot and let's not even I mean, like again, this is going to be more all over the place than

we wanted to be. But like, can we just get to Chad for a second, Like, here's the thing about Chad, so, Evan, what he's saying to her about Chad, like if you eliminated the violence, what he's saying isn't crazy, Like he's right like like he's calling out, are you like fucking kidding me? You're really keeping the erectile dysfunction? Guy? Like he's saying what we're all thinking, yeah, looking at Yeah, oh sorry, we're looking at and Evan trying to be

a man. We'll have to we'll have to post that. Um you looked in the mirror, was like, oh you know what, this isn't working for me? Yeah, I mean surely there was that moment like, um, yes, I'm sorry, stay the course. So yeah, so so when when he was Chad was actually telling the truth of like are you fucking kidding me? You would if in what world? Then I should leave? If you're truly telling me you're into this dude, And she's having to be like he

actually is the truth teller. He just is a psycho path. You know, if he wasn't a psychopath, you'd be like, yeah, Chad, you're you're you hit the hail nose on the hail. Where am I on the nose? Because we're all excited because we know that Christian's coming and we had to go fast, and we're like Christmas came early this year and Santa But Chad, Chad, Chad was I was ready by the end to let him go, you know, on the rock alone in the bush with the weapon. But

I thoroughly enjoyed Chad. After all the seasons of Bachelor, I was like, chasing me one of my whole time papers. Don't let him. I was surprised when they actually gave him a machette. I gave Alex a tiny little ax. Yeah, they gave him a child's toy, randomly chopping. Why how about you just go over the log like as we just can't get through by the way. And I loved

to the filter, the black and white filter. They threw them at the very end of Chad like they're trying to make it like Olivia getting left by the water. They made it look like it turned into night. They threw in the nighttime filter. And then his his a d R whistle that they added in. Oh my god, the psycho whistle was amazing. Not his Robert Durst belan, what's that called the Janks? Has it sound been so?

And you know he only did it once and they just kept repeating it, Yeah, do you think that was him or totally like he didn't. Do you know that he did it once? If it was looked, it was a genius loop. In the writer's room, they're like, we get a weird whistle. Also, there were so many good things, like when he was just laying out by the cheosie, like you know that shot is him just laying out by the but then in the bear and I was like, this is the greatest job to be an editor of

the bach. You know what they really because I feel like they got We've given shout outs to how great the editors are. You miss Do you watch Bachelor in Paradise? You know? I watched like little ones and then I feel gross, you please watch them then come back again. So so they have really great editors and they edit

in a lot of animals on it. And I feel like maybe they maybe they hired one of the editors on this one because they went to the bear and then they kept going back to his dick, like they went from his dick to the bear to the dick to some meat plate And what direction were they giving him like just look out like out there, I wanted to know their yams. Do you see a yam? Did anybody pause it and just double check you're like? At first, I was like, is that a full yam that he's

eating with this? Well, somebody emailed in. By the way, another person pointed out that they emailed in that he was actually eating cooked m and somebody had to like fully sound they made it sound like they added in the crunching that you look at it. It's because I rewound it because I was like, did you did you guys hear crunch? Because it looked like a like a cooked Yeah. But can I just give a shout out to our producer Katie about five minutes ago? You didn't

see it. But there was a moment where I was feeling so crazy and like my spiritual advisor, I made eye contact with her and she had to soothe me like a kid who like like I was like a kid with the harness on, like at that who was like trying to get like who like they were like okay, no, like daniell learn to use your word. And I looked at her and she soothed me, and she did She made a slow down motion with her hand and I actually felt really soothed. Like, Okay, we like like cognitive

behavioral therapy. It's like when Katie lowers her hand, it means like calm down your bangs. Yes, that's the thing. When you were texting me this week and you're like, it's gonna be it's really fun, I'm like, you don't have to. I know it's gonna be listening. Okay, here we go, guys, So now we're back. I just wanted to give a shout out to Katie doing both both being our producer and being my my like like as if she was like my body person, like I'm Obama

and she's my body man. Okay, so then we get to So then let's talk about the date with Chat at the yoga class. I thought they had a really nice kiss that first Chase, who did I say, chat? And then hot and then the woman who was doing the weird lifts and that she was gone. I was happy she was gone. No, I like that was very intimate, and I actually felt like as much as I want Wells to wins that I love well girls love the Wells. I love Wells because he's like your best friend, you know.

I want to make out with Wells we all Katie wants to make out with Wells, and I do you want to make out with well if you don't like like super Royded dudes. He's the only children. Yeah, yeah, you're right. He's actually and he seems like he has a personality and he could catch a football. Chase is a chase is a base chasing the he has no expression. That was my only thing about him. He like he

might be. And then this thing happened when I was a little kid, and it was really upsetting, you know, like there's not anywhere like docer Pants, but that's okay. The pants pants music number was. They were tough, Okay. They went on a date in some weird barrel room, like a fake wine cellar that they set up their dates have like kegs and like they were like caskets of barrels. So then so then I'm just going through.

I'm going on whatever it goes. Because I looked over at my Spiritual Advisor and there's the concert, but that barrel, sorry, the barrel, the wine or anything. My friend was over and she had um. She was literally in the neighborhood. I was like, well, you can stop by, but you can't, like no, talking, and she had never seen the show before. She goes, do they get to bone in the winery? Now you know what they don't know. That's the fantasy

she was They want to bone. I know if it was Caitlin last year, if it was Caitlin and Nick, they would have boned. They would in the wine room because that's what that was their church. They boned to the Cranberry songs. So so then they cut back to Evan, who kept he was pushing chat. He was so fucking annoying. He wasn't poke in the bear. He kept poking bear. I wanted him to get hit. Yeah, he was being

so fucking annoying. Um, And then I loved There was a moment where Chad passed the mirror and he stopped. He did a double take of himself and he said, hey, buddy to himself in the mirror. I'm gonna miss him. I'm gonna miss him because he's not gone. Oh my god. So then I love Evan's behavior. I thought that worse

and worse and worse. By the end of the second one, I literally was like, you're terrible, And what do you fucking think is going to happen if you do a speech about him like at the Okay, so we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there in a second, so Joe Joe. So he does he does the sex thing. They go to the sex which is the stupidest that sex show that. Oh I'm at Waterville that I didn't

like that. They're so dirty. It was so Now, by the way, my friend texted me a photo he was I guess he was in He was in a a at that theater that they were using the set for, like the bed is the bed. He's like, oh my god, they must have fillmed this when we were dark one day, like they were bed yeah. So um, so, like what do you think is going to happen when you go on the stage you tell these sex stories. And by the way, the fireman killed it, killed it, killed it.

What is his name with the yeah, Grant, Grant. Grant was awesome. He was so like fun he did he did. He felt like a comedian, he felt like a fake firefighter. I was like, now this guy does like a professional spoken word. He's done the moth with this a few times. Firefighter by day, moth performer by night. But it's like so then it's like, so, then Evan gets up there, by the way, obviously quite honestly, you know, they hired him as the erectile dysfunction episode expert just to do this,

Like yeah, they were waiting for this particular show. They made him do it, and he did. He executed it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, although you know, really smarmy he isn't. And then they coming back to his seat, you know, he knocks Chad. He did, he did do what Chad said he did? He did did he udged himself aggressively against Chad. See that, wait for me to get out. Not defending Chat. I'm just saying if you look at the yeah, did you think that Katie? Did you notice that you did? I

thought he totally provoked him, kind of provoke him. Now, email us Email us a Rose Podcast Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Let us know what you think if you think that Evan didn't the neck was more scary to me than the rip shirt, Like you know, that's okay, but I did deserve a punch by the second episode. I would vote for Ava. I doesn't like, by the way, like he's like, gonaive you twenty bucks or American apparel shirt. I love like this till the put down of what

it is. Um. And then so then when when Evan was being such a turd burglar saying Joejoe like it's me or Chad, and then when she picks him and I love Chad's reaction. You were honestly vibing this. It's so inappropriate. He's so disrespectful, he's such a pig. But I literally like he was so entertaining because again, yeah, if you take away the disgusting and the volatility and

the misogyny, um, he's spot on. It's weird like talking to him now in the moment, I hate him so much right here, and in the moment that was really funny, I know, if you took away the violence, quite honestly, because he's big enough. And I didn't realize that he was a former marine until Alex sat. I didn't know that either. How did we miss that? I don't think they said it like aluxury homes sells luxury homes and yeah, and by the way, oh my god, I don't think

I even brought this up. The best email I got because I went to Scotstill last weekend, so I went into it was a hundred eighteen degrees. I was in a fever dream. I got this email. Somebody sent me a link and I haven't written down. I'll give you a proper shout out later. Um. One of the fans emailed in a New York magazine article that that, apparently Chad his real name is Brian. I don't know if it's two or not, but his real name is Brian, and apparently this is how great of a fucking villain

he is. He bought up all the domains of his contestants and Joe Joe, so if you google Joel Fisher, it re routes to his Instagram account. They all rerouted to Chad, and they have to pay him to buy them back, which is the best move ever. He chose Chad, like he switched from Brian to Chad, like so like, I just feel like you don't even need the violence, like being a marine and being that brilliant of an

evil mastermind, is it not? He could have got himself a couple more weeks if he had just not stop threatening everybody and not renamed himself chat. Oh my god, the naming. So then James went on a date to Culver City. James Taylor he was adorable. Yeah, I mean yeah, I mean, I mean, we don't want to get in the bone zone. I don't want His song was good, though, I'm sorry. A cardboard cutout is more entertaining than James S. Tayler. No, Katie come in sweet. He's sweet, but I don't want

to get out of with him. I don't want to see a wiener that's going to be like he's got I don't want to see any I don't want to see anybody. I mean, he's obviously nice and like friends, friend's friends. You know, I couldn't be gayer and he's friends. I feel like I feel bad saying that because he was saying I'm friends. He knows his friend zone. That's what he was staying there. So I wanted to say, like, I actually believe we could give him a makeover and

make him less friends. I feel like he's got a fuckable guy inside and let's cut the hair off. First of all, I think, yeah, he's not for everybody, but he's for some body. Somebody's going to get out of him, but somebody. I play acoustic guitar, like, don't bring it out on the absolutely right, you know what we forgave, We forgave wells for traveling with a boy band, an

acapella group. But James Taylor, there's a woman that's going to come out of Ross department store in full khaki yeah and and not have a lot of major opinions, and they're going to leave happy and ask a quick question. It's technical. Is his name like James Taylor Murphy. His name is James Tayler Christ, But you're gonna love Apparently allegedly another changing the name. Apparently he changed his name

to James Taylor. That's not you don't can't exactly what the best part of the producers is rather than just like we have I love that they have Chad. They'll say Jake, they'll say Nick, but then they'll say James Taylor. So Taylor is his last name. That's how they also know that some of their viewers are over the age of You're going to need a lot of searching comedy him. I'm serious. My new name is Beck. So that might

go a Rock Stewart. We go back to Chad and the Yam and the chat at the Am, and then we get to the Chad, the Yam and the Canadian. Let's pretend you're Hitler, which you've already been through the greatest and that was kind of a really a breakup scene. It made me actually, yes, Daniel, I actually liked Daniel gets better and better. For my first I was like, who is this creep? And then I'm like, oh my god,

Daniel is so bizarre. I know. I think one of my favorite things about watching it is putting it on pause, taking a photo and sending it to you, like I get like, I know the one I am shot. I took the shot of the vagina, and I took a shot of Daniel bending over like at the waist like one of those birds that dips into glasses on desk. When he was working out with Chad behind him. Um, he wants him to stick in and James t he melted my heart. He's one of the most sincere, genuine

men I've ever met. Oh oh, he switched up his name for his music career. The Contestiny we know is James. She's fully is indeed James Taylor, but that name is already taken in the music industry. When performing, he goes by James McCoy. Taylor could be our friend. James McCoy. Okay, okay, okay, So his name really is James Taylor and he's swims McCoy. Okay, he won some points, he won some points, one point. All right, we've got thirteen minutes here we go. So

many tank tops, so many tank tops. I'm not so into, dude to take even wells is in tank tops tank tops. I don't don't at all, and I especially don't because you know I'm no. You know I'm no, Chad. Don't say that about you are. Don't say that well especially well, let's not let them. Let us guess what's under you know, to bro, Let's put a real shirt on today. Oh my god, I'm enjoying you. You have to watch bast from Paradise and come back. You're in there like you

want to come to our viewing party a week two weeks? Okay? Good? Can I just say one note that I took. I wrote down Pennsylvania exclamation that's coming up, that's coming out. Don't even know. Oh, I thought we already know. We haven't got that. That's episode two. We're not even They were not even done with one. We got Paget, come on in Paget. No, should we keep going? Should we keep going? Should we just let's folder in like eggs we're doing? You're early? Oh my god, you guys. Okay,

here we come there. Now you can speak freely? Okay, okay, guys, we're in the middle of our first episode. You're our bonus episode, but you can get in. But speak freely, you guys, Paget Brewster, ladyship. Are you sick? I'm not. I'm not hitting that, do you know? Do you know? I'm okay? So here's the thing, here's the breakdown. We can speak freely now until five fifteen, and then we're gonna start the second episode, which ABC is going to listen to, so we have to Hey, so here we are, here,

where we're up to? Right now? We just real quick, so exactly how so we're talking? How do we behave We can't we can't ask stuff, we can't ship talk, got it right? Okay? We want ABC to want to send us more bachelors? Okay, okay, was your experience? Okay? So here we are, we're up to we're up to um. So we're up to the pool party. We're up to the pool party. And then when everybody was excited about her bikini, and Chad says, I don't like it. I know what she probably looks like. I can tell through

her clothes. I love that. Going to the commercial break, him saying I'm going to cut everyone's legs and arms off, and there's gonna be torsos in the pool. It's like it's like Black Dahlia Avenger pool party. So how does he sell homes? Like, bitch, you want this house? Kill you if you don't. Oh my god, Pat coming to leave. I actually I find Chad to be the most compelling. That's why I'm so clod because I was. He's kind

of a genius. I want you to know I woke up thinking about you because I was thinking about how I was like fun, Pat, get fifteen minutes to like share her, really, because there's so much to say. So I'm glad that you're here. We're gonna we can still admire Chad. Chad. We just like his violence. Okay, he's horrible, so we're getting too. We're gonna so he's coming. How much I have to calm down? Okay, he got pool. So we're at the pool party. So many men of

TikTok's chicken fights and esther Williams. Oh god, that was so horrible when the biggest of them all first of two. They did do a really good job though that They must have worked on that and they were good stars about it. They did a great job. That's not easy to do. By the way, it does make me like Aaron Rodgers brother that Jordan Rodgers is game enough to like be like he seems all in on all the dumb things they have to do. I'm all in with Jordan.

I think he's fantastic. I feel like he already wanted to want more Evan, But why is she doing the whole Like, I don't know exactly how you feel? Is that just that he love you? I think that she actually likes him the most and I feel that way and because like he has maybe because he is sort of like he has a little status because his brother, Like maybe she feels like he's a player, and like maybe she's like, why are you here? Are you here for the right reasons? Like are you going to suck

me over? But he's in exactly the same position that she was in. I just don't understand it because why wo why would he why would he give her more than he's already giving her. I know how much he's asking too much change his hair. It's a little like a little too floppy with scissors. To that whole bunch, there's the one guy. He's got this kind of thing, same anything. And he is a hair dresser. I know he's a hairdresser. Yeah, he's he's a barber. He's probably

a barb well, and I also like that. To me, the worst of all of them is the swimmer. The fucking swimmer Robbie threw on the pool table. I didn't like that, you know what. I thought that was a smooth move on him. I really did. I was impressed. I did desperate him. I was. I also I feel like that if it would be like I want to get thrown on the pool table by Jordan's not Robbie, but she was swept away in that moment he picked

her up, put her on that. By the way, we so just to catch you up, to give you one moment you get. What do you want to say about the yoga class, about chat Chase? Oh no, I no, I didn't. You know what. My whole my my whole obsession right now is that I think and I don't I believe that Chad it has gone off his hd H and steroids, and that he's actually a smart man. He's brilliant. He's brilliant. So so that's what I'm mesmerized by Chase, the hot with the hot eye, the yoga,

the good day. I don't know, he's not doing it for me anymore. Okay, here we go. So then we're getting back to the pool party. Um, so many Puka beads, so many Pooka nelaces, Oh my god, because that's it's they stole that from um Naked and Afraid. That's how they mike the people on Naked and Afraid. It's in a little lanyard necklace. That's why my sister sounds like she looks so weird. Afraid. Yeah, yeah, because they knew they were about to start the pool party. They had

to mike them. Yeah, because I literally was like, did everyone just go out and by the same everyone went to Urban Outfitters and got the same man Puuka networks? Okay, so then and then I wanted Evan to drown and get a nose. Well, the best part is they said, they said, even Chad seems to be having fun, and then they cracked to him eating meat by a flamingo. Flamingo and Flamenco also is slowly the wind is slowly blowing it towards Oh my god, Flamenco is gonna get funed. Okay.

And then how about Derek in his dumb suit jumping in That was so stupid? Okay, totally even when he did that, she was like, oh, that's not even funny. Actually, I will say to give because I have not been that into Derek. But then when Derek actually manned up to Chad, when he stood up to Chad, I actually felt like he was a little more, like he had a little more balls than he did, and he was very articulates and he was not and he was defending her in a way that was he wasn't. He actually

Chad back down with him like man and man. He he stood his ground. We did. I'll give him one ball. Still totally boring. Yeah, I don't want to make out with him. So then she shows up We're at the Rostar, Moody. She shows up in a crop top outfit. How do weel? Yeah, she can pull it off. Though he liked it, like like a seventh year old boy from Missouri a little he had a little bones one for her. You guys, so let's get to the best thing that might have.

I mean there's so many. I mean, honestly, ABC, if you're if you are listening to this, so then they go ready, it feels so good to be in Pennsylvania. I literally wrote down Pennsylvania with an exclamation point, paused, and we were crying. We were texting, just Pennsylvania text. I was like, Pennsylvania. I was rama of the l A out and go to fucking Ville. She's not from there, there's no connection. She went in a U S mail plane. Depends I can buy play from l A and I

too expensive. We gotta lower this budget again produced by the way, So they get so they get to the NEMA colin Estates and then by then the music the music is electric guitars. Even electric guitars can't make Pennsylvania cool. Like and the guys are in the jeeps off roading, like who Pennsylvania? Like the uncle that you have to see in Christmas that you have nothing in common? And can we talk about the like I know we're not quite there, but the dog sled dogs weather. I didn't

like that terrible. I was just in Alaska and I wanted to go, and there was snow on the ground, and they were like, you know what, it's not that great for the dogs. There's not enough snow on the ground. We won't take you, like like you can't do it, Like someone was bored and create, Okay, we're not there yet.

They first pull up at the Ardenist Dates and then they had the stupidest fucking guys and this is where Jordan played along, sliding down banisters and jumping across the beds because they were so excited to be at the Numb Pennsylvania. So then we're on the dog slid, Oh my god, dog slid on wheels. And then they get the hot top. Luke Okay, guys, Luke his his funked up teeth. I don't like, but I liked his date. Talk to me. I think he has severe PTS. You know,

I'm not kidding. I don't think it's funny. I think the guy really is damad. I think he's really hurt and there he's there's almost no there there. And I think he's probably a really good guy who uses the word like a bit too much, but he is he's he's not well, he seems clinically depressed. She's I don't feel like she sees it. She's like, he's just hot like a model. I'm like, he's actually like creepy, like a damn. I feel bad watching it because I'm like,

he's a hero, he's a veteran. I want to see him through her eyes and make him hot like a model. But I'm like, I can't get he's there's there's there's bats and cobbubs in the eyes. There's something there was it is, but there's also a sweetness about it. I'm not saying he's not yeah spoken, I think I think there's there's there's a there's a lot going on to nothing going on. I was likely and was the best way to get into a hot It was good. I like that he chopped wood well, and I like the

cute dunky. She looks so good in a bikini and as a straight lady. It's like I would make out with Jojo, who wouldn't make out actual really like Luke. And then you cut too when he's sort of in the in between Chad and Alex and he's asking like really weird questions and I like this guy there it is this guys, someone's under your porch. Maybe maybe you know they're in the pool, the arms and the so then we get to there, so they're on the day.

We caught back to Chad with his dick shot looking at the bear and and they says, quote, it's not he says about himself, it's not a wise decision to poke to poke the Chad bear. He rob as a straight man, as a man and a man on planet. Would you ever call yourself the rab bear? I would know there's not a world that maybe a teddy bear bear. And that's why Chad would kick my ass. I wanted him to fight the bear. I wanted there to be like them. It looked like they were cutting to right that, like, yeah,

it's like the revenue. He's gonna get up there and punch it. He's liken't tried bear me and I'm starving. Also, let's give a little side note of what's going on, because Katie called me down earlier. The best part is Katie keeps flicking over to see like a Santa's arriving. Okay, we're fine, So then we have here's the best part.

So then there there they are as I if you guys listened to last season, but Eddie Peppertone and I talked a lot about the horror of having to slow dance as a party of one in front of a band. This time you're on stage with people who have camera fall. That was I just read no no no no no no no no no no. I wrote down who are these people? Who are these people? And then as a country knockerball? What is knocker ball? What did I write down with ball? Okay, so we're at football, Okay, so

we will get there in a second. No, Dan, But it's like I was, oh, Dan plus sha, I don't know, And then I wasn't you maybe there are a Christian group? I don't. I didn't honestly, because there's a cross from the back. I thought serious. I didn't see the serious. Oh wow, my Katie country. Okay, so question what the hell with the camera phones? I didn't like. It's like it is it supposed to be hot that you're so famous that you make out with people filming you, Like,

I don't know. We feel like they got everyone in that town in Pennsylvania. So you get to watch a free show if you sign a disclosure agreement and we can shoot you and then they were there for the Bachelor that they knew what they were there for, so they just wanted to shoot whoever it was. They don't know who was gonna be, but I wanted to shoot him. Oh my god. I think they gave him all phones and then collected the phones at the end. Okay, maybe, yeah,

I agree with you. They felt like one brand of phone. It felt like LG. Everybody's that the LG. She did stop kissing him and looked in the camera and said, how about that a T and T reception. Then we get to the football game, James Taylor and that that bandana. I don't know, man, the in the in another bloody nose. In the football game, you could tell she was bummed that the blue team when know the white team. Yeah, Wells was on the other team. Yeah, we love well

I think Wells is going to be the Bachelor. He should if he doesn't go for the Just because you said that picture of him rescuing puppies, I was like,

that's it. I hope well if you're listening, maybec If you are listening, and anybody out there, any fans who are with us who love Wells, where you please tweet at the Bachelor a DBC and we'll go Team Wells for we want to get a campaign going together hashtag team Wells and so again does if you're still I don't know why you would be tuning in mid podcast, but we're gonna we're gonna do live tweeting on on

June twenty at a p m Pacific time. During we're gonna live tweet and then we're gonna periscope during the commercials. And and if and if Robin Paget will come to our house, we're gonna have a bet. We're gonna have a party. In we talk about Evan's outfit for the football his costume. Can we say costumes because it was a costume. I don't know football. First of all, he looked into the camera and said, I'm going to do this. I'm in beast mode. I'm like you, I mean, I can't.

I couldn't love gay men more. But this he's a queen. He's that he's had annoying queen of the gay male species. And he looked right at the camera. Then he puts one just under his eye and fix his hair into like a headband. It was a headband and some sort of TLC shout out, and it was he he's just he's I can't he who do you dis annoying Alex

the Marine who he didn't like last week? Or Evan, Oh no, Evan even terrible, just get because he just he pokes the chand bear and then runs away and then puts his hand in his mouth like, oh got someone take care of it. Actually, Alex is a man, he's not afraid, and hewhere's USA socks? Yeah, listen alex Is. You would never get physical because he's a hobbit know, and hewears drop car got because I'm a short I have short legs. You can't want you drop cross with

a short legs. He doesn't care, m Okay. So then we have the wills look like a good football player. Yeah, there's a lot of good athletes though. Yeah, I clearly they I liked that. They made it. They wanted, they wanted. This was all built so we could see Jordan's playing football, so that Jordan could be winning and like the firefighters, like the firefighter, and then um, and then he played

for both teams, so he's going to win no matter what. Yeah, exactly, But I thought I did think that was fair that was nice. Yeah, I liked the whole game. I like that. Well, I mean, I'm a big sports fantas. Oh my god. Okay, So then we get to James Taylor. James Taylor, we got the shoot gotten stitches. Yeah, oh yeah, but he did it. He starred forever. That head wrap. I literally was like, I can't even horrible, like, no offense to the medic but what medicoes got it? Yeah, he's bleeding

down his eyeball. Someone get me a guitar and a band. As just terrible community theater, you know what I mean, your World War two, World War two pieces in the community theater. You're like, You're like Ernest Hemingway, like, oh my gosh. So then the one called my wife. So then we get to the double elimination date, the double date, the double date where one has to go home, and it's Chat and Alex and Alex preparing he's being on

his USA sucks. He gets the tiny acte and then get Chad the machette and to drop off those dangerous branches that were blocking their path. And I love to his he says, I'm gonna take his teeth home. And then when he looks to chat and says I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. That's billiant. But that was that. I mean,

that was like a scene out of a movie. He lies down the best and then there's the cold stare I'm not and he knows he's making it like a little giggle little menacing giggle self about what a parent would say, Well, you missed, you missed with the whistle, I was saying, it's the creepiest sound since Robert Durst burped in the jinks. I can't do it now. Yeah, didn't you think he was going to take out a puppet like my puppets? Also, I'm gonna give you a

better quote, a better quote that ticks. That was better. Ready, here we go, This is this is the one. Ready, there's three lines. Let me just get them out. Here we go. Have a glass of milk. I don't I don't like milk. You should. Milk delicious. It's so good. God, he's a genius. He really is. Milk kind of hot day, A nice cold glass of milk is delicious. I've never had a glass of milk in my life. I'm gonna have so ostrio process stricken by the time. But like

it was like, he's amazing. That's seen on the rock. Was also what about the line Life's not all blueberries and paper planes? And then Alex just like Alex, just like no, no, like that all the time. I'll give you that genius. Maybe that's a marine thing that we don't know. It's like, yeah, next you're the proud the no blueberry and oh my god, that's right. That line was amazing. I skipped over and we didn't discuss him threatening Jordan about I'm gonna find you. After that's where

we lost all of us. We were like, Okay, you're crazy, Yeah, you're actually like you actually might go like you were. Now we know you're a marine, you're huge, You're fucking huge, and you are going to go murder. It's all funny until you go murder Jordan Rogers. But then, but then that was on the day after Jojo spoke with Alex, she came back and she's flat out said, have you threatened people in the house? And Chad says to make them shut up? Like he admits basically yes, which I

was shocked. I couldn't believe he didn't agree with you. I think I didn't think he knew like this was like the was was up for sure. Yeah, I think he's just like, all right now I sort of have to now defend all my so good d I wanted to go on Bachelor in Paradise more than can we have a moment of like, can we give a little slow clap to He was such a unique villain. Chad the Chad Bear like to be able to route people um uh web pages back to his Instagram is yam mediating.

Who Yeah, we're gonna miss you, Chad. You really we're gonna you can keep your temper in line, because if he's not, it's not over. He's still well, I know, because we have to wait two weeks. We have to wait two weekly one this genius is the wo that was editing. He's whistling through the woods and they're cutting to Alex and Joe Joe clink with the champagne because we've never had a horror ending of it. You can

take the fingers down the window. God mean, I know, and they're like and they have them in the woods of Pennsylvania and like they're like that makes us. They're all trapped in the woods. It's like out like a hard mining It's like the chining school is it? It was the best, Oh my god and music scoring. If it gets Olivia and Chad, Olivia and Chadd Insili to Mexico with with Jorge the bartender and a monkey, are

you freaking kidding me? Also, you needed it because Alex and Jojo have like negative chemistry, So I was like, please please break into that date and stab someone. That's the thing. It was like, like, what's gonna happen. Someone's in the banging on the door and Jordan's consoling her and something. Sabine has nothing to do with anything. We can we just discuss what we think might happen? Yes, because I literally was like, what do we what do

we think is going to happen? I think they're just gonna stretch out whatever footage they have of him going back to the house and being like, I'm gonna get my own damn bag. Did uh what Felipe come in and take my back? Black guy, Kenny. I want to wrap up quickly. If you're listening to a name, this is a two parter. Just as okay, so here we ever talked, We're ending. There's about to be a bonus episode.

It'll be dropping there later dinner to morrow morny, So let me before he arrives if we're not allowed to ask him, if we could ask, if you could ask Christian anything? I want to know did he film with Kayla? I can't ask, We can't ask, we have to behave what So what are we going to ask? What do you think that's allowed? Katie? So what would you ask? If we could ask anything that we're not allowed to ask? I would ask were any men replaced after Kayla left

before Jojo came on? Yeah? Like did they all? Because they all look alike? They all? Does he think that once she gave the rose too? Is it Grant the firefighter? Yeah? Yeah, that that was that's the end of the minority yea quota? Yeah, I guess I'm guessing we can't ask that. You can't okay, Um, well, I mean I would honestly want to know, like, really, what what was Chad like in the house? Was it as bad as it's exactly? Or did he have like any friend? And also was there any making out with

the Canadian god because they needed to get it on? Okay, wait a minute, and then is there anything like? Also? Who what else is like the most unlikable, you know what I mean. He seems crapy. Probably the one who looks like, oh yeah, what's his name? From Breaking Bad? He looks a little like Aaron Paul. Look you guys, Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna go freaking out. I'm gonna pee you guys, come about say so, I'm gonna

play us out and then come tune right back. And you guys, there's gonna be a bonus episode they'll drop later tonight. She's he's literally going to be arriving any second. So I'm gonna play up. Um um, Katie, is it possible if if Rob wants to stick around and I should be able to okay and well, and we'll let him chat. It's gonna be cram But I just want to say, so stick around. We're gonna have Aaron fully paget, Brewster, Rob Benedict and Christian from Christian Let get his last

name correct, Christian Bishop, Christian Bishop. Um. So, so if you don't listen to the next one June live tweeting, hashtag w y a t R and hashtag Rose Party live tweet and then we're gonna periscope during the commercials at our party at my house. UM, thank you for listening. Here we go, M Sandwich. I'm just gonna want to read now. Leaving nurtice dot com