"Bachelor Draft Picks 2019 a.k.a. Face On Face/ No Nose!" With Erin Foley and Rob Benedict!!!

pictures of it and put it on our on our website. Um, I am here. What what a lineup to start to do the draft pick with? Can I just say? What a lineup? Um? It's all star three sports references. Okay, okay, wait, I'm gonna introduce you. You You might you might just have heard the dulcet tones of the man, the future ex husband of J J. Maureen. She met him in Nashville. She fell in love with him as soon as he said he was excited to be there, and she said

are you? Are you Rob? He's now draped in a in a blanket, looking like it's almost like he's decided to wear a sporty shawl for twenty nine and you know what we are. Katie and I were chatting earlier. You were, you were Bachelor of the the Year, you were Bachelor of the yen Could he do it again? And we voted earlier? Yeah, oh my god, what a shock? Is he ever gonna pick a bachelor at I don't know, and I don't care. I love him. So this is your year, ladies and gentlemen. Rob Benedicto are guys. I'm

so happy to be back. What do you think of the podcast? Dude? I love it so much. I can't believe we have a hole. Would you like to shake my JJ sent my mom's new nickname JJ. She sent a snow globe filled with glittering crystal. This is incredible. Make a wish, Oh my god, this is freaky. Are you wishing that Colton finds his bachelor and runs off into the sense. It's weird. There's so much snow in here. It's like ecstatic on a TV. Yeah, it's a lot. It's a lot. Like it's midnight back in the day

when the TV would just go. It's Colton trying to find his dream girl. Slash Boys. It's Colton trying to find his sexuality. Oh my god. Across from me is a woman I love so much, and I wanted to say, people are going to go where is she? Where is she? I'm gonna tell you where she is, and you need to go and support her. She's not going to be with us for a couple of weeks because she's going back East because she's recording her album, which is gonna make a rich and famous. We love her so much.

She's my platonic life partner, My lady love. A woman who's wearing a New York Giant, world champion, world champion hat um. She thrills me like no one else. She's my favorite dance partner in the world. Aaron Foy, Happy Holidays, Happy Birthday, Happy two nineteen. Colton is gay, so gay. My mom couldn't stop talking about it over New Year's

is all she talked about. J J. J J was like telling j J took me to Oh Hi, where she was telling like waiters and strangers, like she's so obsessed with like Colton being, she's so met she doesn't like Colton. And then I don't know if you guys saw, but there was like a preview of the season where Colton jumps over a fence to get away from women.

What did you see that? He's there's like a fifteen foot fence and he like races and it's like in the middle of the night, and Chris Harrison's like, Colton, wait, don't go, and he literally runs and like hops the fence just to get away from all these women. Is he is it the border wall, the order wall. He's run to Mexico. Order. He's running to Mexican Before I guess started, you were so fun at my birthday slash holiday. Right. I was driving here. Let's talk about it. Let's talk

about it, let's talk about it. The same sex, complicated life partner was driving. Let's the crowd already went the um thinking that. My thought was, can we just have spontaneous dance parties? Because the joy I have first of all watching you dance and then watching, uh not watching us dancing together. It's just pure joy. Oh my god, Can I just say so? I hired an official DJ this year. Now. I had two friends afterwards tell me it was too loud, and I say to them, you're

not my friend anymore. Okay, But they're right, Yeah, get a blanket and take a nap. What are you waiting? Yeah? Right? I mean was it too loud? You were there, Tan, I was it too loud? Um? Oh my god, it was too loud. I don't know if it was. I don't really remember. I don't think it was too loud. I drank too much. You would, way too much alcohol. So I know I know how to throw a party. Drink music and alcohol. Now, before we get going, I also want to say a big fat hello to Tanna

hosny A Katie Levin. I call her Tanniccas. In the summer, she gets really tann Um J J J and Katie Levine. Welcome you guys. Are you excited for the season? Colton, Colton, and and and thirty blondes who all look the same. Um. Before we get started, I just want to give a few I want to do a little business. Guys. If you're jon ing and you're like I've been missing them since last summer, well you can see us in person next weekend at the twelfth, January twelve. I know all weakened.

This is let mean to the weekend and a half. It'll be in San Francisco. At San Francisco Sketch Fest. Aaron will not be there because she'll be recording her album in New York that night, the twelfth where Jan Sunday, New York Comedy Club, Intend Location, seven pm and nine fifteen years to conde O l E. Why thank you? Go support Aaron if you love the podcast, you love Aaron Gold laugh really loud. She so she gets a great album. We will be rob and I and Anna

will be in San Francisco Sketch Fest. Here's who's going. Can you give me live updates? I can't wait. It's gonna be really fun me rob Anna, Paget, Paget, She's gonna be devastated that you're not there. Brian Sofie, who's a fucking blast if you haven't done it with him,

my friend Laurie. And then I've gotten three contestants. Number one, Anna cracked and I've been I've been corresponding with somebody else who wants to do the podcast but it's not available that weekend, Wills of the Suits and the Little Mustache. And then he fronted Crazy Chris when Chris was like being a hot head and he was like, oh, you get two minutes with her and then he was like, what's up baby like like he like said basically baby

called Chris. He was so smooth. Wait didn't go to college, you went to She cracked. And then Bio Wills, we got the biggest dog of all, which I love, like he makes me. I was rooting for him. Then Mo John, Happy John because it reminds me. It's like he's like smart, successful, and it reminds me off like if my brother was like hot and went to the gym because he's a programmer. That like good for benmo John that he made up with everyone in Paradise so when none of us love.

And then we also got Annalise. Yes, yes we got an I'm taking by the way she sent it, so they all just said in like Biopek picks. She looks so beautiful in her biopic. My goal with Annalie is I want Analie by the end of our live podcast to feel and own her own. But she may already be doing this. I want her to know what a fox she is, what a like that she that she's better than all these guys, and like we love her and we want her to feel good about herself and

to pick up shoot up. Yes, can you handle it? You got Atli's Menmo, John and Wills. That's a good plan for Annelie's and listen, I'm I'm straightforward. We've always put Annelie and Debbie down her right. Every time she picks a guy he turns out to be a mass murder. Yes, yes, and and we're all cheering before her. Yeah. But she needs to blossom in two oh one. I think she can. Originally, on day one wore a mask. Ye she did? She wore a mask. Okay, So I'm very excited about that.

And I had contact with Jason from Buffalo. He was so sweet. He emailed me right back, which some other people didn't. He wants to do the podcast. He loves Shaneless. He was excited that I reached guy. But he is going to be with his buddy Blake and Denver. He said, he and Blake want to do the podcast sometimes. Oh my god, those are our two favorites. He loved them. Maybe no, he lives in Seattle. Maybe we need to go to Seattle do a live one with Do you

want to go to Seattle? Hell? You? Okay? So also there's a rumor Caitlyn and Sean broke up. I don't know if this is true, but Laurie sent me allegedly here they Here are the updates. Allegedly maybe Jason and Caitlyn Bristow might be dating. Yeah, you texted me that I was all Florida. I thought that's a good match. I believe it. I like that combo because he seems like I liked Sean, but he seems like a calmer

similar vibe to Sean, but like more low key. Yeah, I think he's they're they're more on the same vibe because I feel like Sean's always just like what's up in like lifting weights or something. I also heard, Um, I didn't. I don't know if I agree with that. I would say they're very different. Yeah, Jason was like like a cool like he blossomed by the end, and she give him out like a fucking like the Hawaiian punch. Dude, you just like went through a wall and was like

and Jason, I thought was so wonderful. I also and she's got another face on top of her face. This face, another face face. Okay, here's here's the other. I'm gonna scoot this. Katie. Give me a heads up, and you want to talk. Okay, here's the other gossip I heard. Apparently Meatball is dating Peter Hot Peter the only bachelor who ever had integrity because they make him the bachelor

and you wouldn't do it. And I love salt and pepper, Peter, Pepper Peter apparently a maybeating my sweet little mebby Bibiana the meet Ball. Apparently Meatball and Peter spotted at a basketball team in Miami. That's questioned Danny one in Paradise saving herself for Peter. Probably how good is that? Me and Peters? We love her and he was her favorite

during Paradise? How great is that? I have an update on the little Russian, the one that that was dating Blake for a while and then they yes, Christina, their lives were just a little too you. They broke up. Apparently they weren't on the same like. They're both just doing their own thing. Calling in, She's calling in the Russians calling in right now? Are they hi? Hi? How are you Christina? They think so many people what did you eat for? Thinks I did not have money. I

had lipstick and drum of turkey. Okay great? And um, are you staying in an Airbnb where you sleeping underneath your table? It's not actually a phone call? Uh surprise? Okay? So um and now are you still mad at Dean? Are you a forgiven d is Julius? Okay, so that's you don't like him? He's betrayed. I kill him. Oh so he's dead, he's no longer with us. Off and shove to a dog. So what do I called Jean's dad? Is your Jean's dad is grieving? Mr? Mr? What's his

las name? Rick? Mr? On Glard? Are you how do you think that you did as a father? I don't believe in telephone? Did you think you're a pretty good dad? I think I'm a great dad. Maybe it's the chickpea's talking. But which one is your favorite wife? God? I really loved mother. Your wife is right there, she's right there, and your saying this in front of her make more's captain ytain? So I see you have a captain's head on? Is that a new thing? Is that you're placed? Yeah,

it's part of our religion, you know. We it's kind of worshiped the sun and call each other. Do you feel like your customed it's been a couple of years ever since I lost it on National teles And what did you think of Dean getting murdered by Christina? Are you sad? How murder you two cocksucker? Okay, no, no, that's not fair. That's not fair Christina. Um, so how do you feel about Bibby and Peter dating? Do you think that? Did you think? Um? Did you think you

would be the one to date Peter? I crushed both of them with my parents. Okay, here's I'll tell you guys. Other news. Apparently Clay the Kermit the Frog football player that broke his wrists apparently is dating Angela, who had the bouncy It was with Eric and then Eric. I didn't say I loved you on Paradise. You Erica fireman from Canada. Eric the guy who well, Eric was from Baltimore. It was Miracle season. Yeah keep it, keep on wait wait keep the one who's like keeping it or my name? Yeah?

Yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah. Apparently he and Angela are together. Which one was Angela Angela? But she got with Clay the football player who was like, I broke my hand, so I should probably leave yea, yes? Remember, um Let's see what else? Is there anything else? I wanted to say, are he's having a baby with his and nobody cares, Nobody cares of cardboard, this piece of hard boarding and pregnanted his cardboard? Who do you wind

up with that? Um? And then I want to say that yesterday when I was at Trader Joe's, Arizona needs another Republican. I was at Trader Joe's yesterday a woman was bending over. I didn't see her and I accidentally met her with my grocery cart. I poked into her ass. I looked at her. She was bending her square in the room. We made eye contracts. I was like, I am so sorry. She's like she was upset, and then I said I just me too, you know, at least

it was me. And then she sort of laughed, and then I was like what it didn't seem like it was cool by secured sec came and dragged me out, and I was like, but I need my Joe? Owes I need my Joe? Was about, oh my god, before we get going, should we do you? Would you have anything that you want to promote? Aaron just yeah, just the album in New York January and then all my other Aaron k fully happy to be here. Um okay, Rob and I are going to be a sketch fest.

We're doing two shows together. We're doing the twelve. We're doing um well except this rose and on the thirteenth were doing part of my Tangent with me, Rob, Janine Garofflo and Brian Sofie. So that should be fun. That's at one pm. I'll be at Vancouver at Yuck Yucks for four shows the twenty sets of January, and I will be at Roseville, California for one night only Friday, February eight. That's such a random where it's right outside. It's like a suburb of Sacramento, but it's its own city.

It's like a theater. Very affluent, is it. They have their own gallery. Oh no, I'm gonna they're gonna groan at me. They're gonna grown at mek. Guys, do you love water sports? I mean water parks. The town hired me, so I'm nervous. I hope I do well. Well, I've never heard of a town hiring anyone. So go On is worried that I'm going to be I'm like, how did who picked me? Are you gonna like cut the

ribbon for their new development. Maybe I have to marry a tight knit industry that all right, I could get heat in the garage. Okay, here we go, guys. We're meeting Calton's Bachelor's and we're doing our picks. Are you guys ready to email us your picks? And it doesn't count if the show has already aired. Anybody can pick the top crazy once they've acted crazy, we want to pick them from the photos. Number one, Alex b. I appreciate a strong eyebrow and a strong jaw and a

strong eyebrows. She's a twenty nine year old dog rescuer from the Coup. That's what I like to call Vancouver. She is proud proud owner of a successful dog rescue business which takes her all over the world. Katie's ready to put a ring on It takes her all over the world in search of four legged friends to save. To date, she saved almost five thousand dogs from slaughter. Alex Okay, she's lived in fun facts. She once lived

in a van in Australia down by the river. Her favorite movies are The Mighty Ducks, The Lion King, and Old School and Country is her favorite music genre. Guys, for me think what is an expression hot out of the gates does not apply? Okay, alright, how old? She's twenty nine? Do you have a pen? Tanna have an extra I'll borrow an extra one. I'll give it, but I will not I will steal it after I've stolen

your hearts. Kind Oh my god? Okay, great, all right, so I'm gonna nix it out Anna, do you want it? And just for the record, if anyone to keep your score at home, there are two Alex's. Okay, So that's Alex B. And we're now going I love that she rescues dogs, and I think it's really great and and I like that and more people rescue. I appreciate that there's California band puppy puppy farms. Yeah yeah, if you can like stores that sell animals that they have to

be from from a rescue, Now, that's amazing. We have the coolest state. Okay, Alex D twenty three, It says Loth. That's what she does for a living, Alex D. It says Sloth, Boston, Massachusetts, a New England. Gale through and through. Alex was born on Cape Cad. She went Gail. That's not how you say and knowing the girl through and through. Alex was born on Cape cod She went to college at you Math and now lives in Boston, which she's

not cheering on the Patriots of the Red Star. She's working as an account manager for a N. I. T. Stephen agency. Alex talks to us, but she tends to move slowly, very But I have to say, just based on picture, she looks kind of cute. If she could have lunch with anyone, she'd pick Ellen degenerous and if she loves animals that she could have any job in the world street zoo keeper. Guys, thoughts, I just I don't understand the sloth's she is really cute. I can't.

I couldn't stand somebody that slept. I can't with that Red Sox Patriots Patriots fan and okay also skipped her big brothers her role model. Where does it say that just right underneath she wants continue reading it gets my better judgment. I'm I'm just starring that one from great Okay, Great? Next up. Angel Leak twenty eight year old marketing salesperson from Hamilton's, New Jersey. She's a small town Jersey girl with a love of corny jokes. Here's one for you, Angelique.

Why did Colton cross? Okay, I can't. Why did you call it across the road? Aaron? You get to make the punch line because the abbey was on the other side, because the manhole was on the other side. There. Her favorite TV show is How to Get Away with Murder. She's always dreamed of owning a clothing boutique. If she could have any superpower, should be able to tell if anyone was lying. That's actually a very good superpower. Uh, that's kind of boring, though, I mean, how about, like,

you know, ability to visible flying. She's like, are you lying? Yeah? And guess what, everybody's ling? Everybody's everybody's lying. I'm not gonna pick Angeline, all right. I don't know. I don't know. The corny joke was like yeah. Also, I mean I I noticed a few of these women are now of age to get married at least. Yeah. That's good. Oh that's a great age. And she's like an actual job. Good for her. We see how old Colton is. Let's see what does Colton say about himself. He's twenty six.

I thought I thought he was young. He's best known for speaking out about his Virginda. I mean it's like fucking through a sheet. Yeah, yes, okay Annie. Annie is twenty three. She's a financial so she's a typical kind of look for the bachelor atte I feel like guys like people that look like Annie on this show. Big teeth, big teeth, A barrel curl blonde. Small grew up on a farm in Wisconsin, where she learned to ride horses. She competed in nationals for horse riding before attending you

the University of Alabama to study finance. She loves country music and swing dancing. Um. She's a party starter, always wants to everyone to have fun. She hates mosquito. Yeah, and she hates mosquitoes, and I love mosquitoes. Very Alex is a salamander eater. Yeah, like people that call themselves parties. I'm gonna say her, I'm gonna put her as a maybe. I'm circling her as a maybe. She's a party starter. Uh yeah, she looks too much like her horses. I'm

gonna I'm gonna pause on that one. Okay, great, okay, Um, you know Aaron I will take you up on you opening your computer if you want to read someone we'll go back and forth and read. I'll read this one, you can read the next one. Brie has a long neck. I'm saying this as a woman with a long courson and long neck myself. Brie is a model. Well there you go here for the right reasons. Okay, twenty four Yep. She's from southern California. She's more than just some pretty face.

She played soccer for eight years. She enjoys hiking and camping. She loves to hit the snowboard slopes. Her biggest dating fear farting too loudly. Well, now it's only open as pretty ladies. Would you ever describe yourself as I'm more than just a pretty face? Not in a million years. Never know? Right, more happened. Yeah, and also Breed looks like every other person that's ever been on the bad That's why I think she might win the whole thing.

She might be. I don't think anybody that talks about farting is the evil one. Yeah, so now you're up. You're gonna read Caitlin. I look that it's Klin, not Caitlin. It up? Yeah, makes it up? Is this me my reading? Yeah? You're going Okay, it's kind of Cute twenty three Miss North Carolina Okay, Caitlin grow up in Virginia. Virginia Broadcast Journalism was nade Miss North Carolina in two thousand eighteen, first runner up Miss USA, which means she lost. Um,

Caitlin not your typical beauty queen. She once flew to Japan for first state. It's not a typical eat queen. Isn't that kind of like I'd like to fly you to depend and meet with me. You go, okay? Uh, Luckily she'll have one of the okay fun facts. Her biggest mentor and role model is her grandmother, who was the first woman to be the head of the FBI in l A. That that I like that. I like that. Um, and look how she turned out. Guy, I hope her

grandmother's that's cool. Um. She's a terrible cook, except for breakfast. Me too. She thinks Napa is the most romantic city of United States, Napa, since it feels like a small taste of Italy. All right, I'm circling her. I think she's my I think she's my topics so far of the three that I've picked. All right, Rob, do you want to read one? Rob? You want to read the next one. You read the next one. Okay, Okay, you're Caitlin. Yeah, she's kind of cute. Yea next this is gonna be

a little hard. No, we're doing it. You're doing it. Uh. This her name is? This is so? This is yeah name. So there's a there's a Calin and a Caitlin. Yeah, that's gonna be so confusing. Okay, can you She's a realtor from Toronto. Caitlin is a successful realtor from Toronto, Ontario, Canada. Successful who enjoys photography, painting, and singing in the shower boy and walks on the beach. Here's hoping she musters the courage to belt out a few tunes in front

of Colton or maybe not. Fun facts. Her favorite dessert is cheesecake. She considers herself a city person more than a country person. If she could go anywhere in the US, she would ride horses through the Colorado Mountains. Is she white? Oh? Yeah? Um? I thought the bio was pretty self conscious, but but I give her an a for effort on that. I it's the whitest profile of every It's like, literally she's a walking pair of khakis. Yeah. I like to wear

a perfect I mean he's very white. Yeah, yeah, there's no flavor. And when we're picking the top, he's not going to pick her. I feel like not her. I feel like a gay. I feel like the guys in my hometown that I feel like are gay. I'll have like the blondest, most beautiful girlfriends always to prove a point. That's a good point. They always have these bombshells. It's like, I'm not gay. Have you met Stephanie. Look at the tits on my lady? Yeah? Like, oh, I love boobs

and lady bits and boobs. I think the most sort of classically the equivalent of like who Ben Higgins picks is who they like a gay man? Been picky? Don't you think it's like see of course I like women? Alright, Europe, Tanna, we're doing Cassie alright cal see speech speech damnit speech pathology. Speech from Huntington's Beach, California, same place my boyfriend. Every m should ask if they do true California, And Cassie grew up at the beach and is an avid surfer.

She is currently completing her degree in speech pathology. So you're not really answering and hopes to one day open up a private practice to work with kids. Maybe in the meantime, see she can teach Colton the language of love. Look at that first fun Factor at the first two cats named I love her, I love her. Sky daving is the most outrageous think she's done. And uh, the one thing she wouldn't do for love is turn her back on her face ever athing. But I won't do that.

I won't turn back on my mother. You know what I won't do. I would turn my back in my family if I ever had to watch somebody's arm get humped by a dog again, I witnessed one holiday season. I will not say who somebody let their dog hump their arm for like an entire episode of like, uh like American pickers, you know, yeah, and then and then we're like, what are you doing? And they replied, Oh, she's just dominating me, was the answer. I would turn my back on that from the name of love. Yes,

I mean every holiday. Okay, it was not j J J J would never Okay, guys, how do you feel about Cassie? I loved her, but I'm not picking her. I think, I think I want to hang out. I want Yes, I think she's too cool for him, and she's got American goose um. All right. Up next is Catherine. Now, she's like the Karan I feel like because he hasn't think her Top cray Okay, I see, first of all, she's a d J. She's her Fort lauder Day. She claims to be twenty six. I understand botox some conjections.

I get it, like like it's it's h D. I understand. You gotta do what you gotta do. But she's so young. That's so much not here for the right reasons. Her DJ name is DJ Aggro. What the fuck is coming? Hip hop DJ? She's a hip hop DJ. She's making a name for herself on the Fort Lauderdale club scene. I can't she doesn't have an h tattoos because you don't put a bumper sticker on a frar. Her favorite author is Dr Serious. Oh my god, is this a

real person? And she's a piskytarian. Well, I'm I'm gonna say that I wanna put her as top Crayer now or villain? Do we have villain? Are we doing villains? Is there between villain and cray So like like I would have said, like Jordan was the crazy one, not who I guess Christmas the villain. Yeah, so I'm like Karnstis And though she was kind of top create and top villain last year, we picked I mean normally we pick a crate and the film did we just do one?

Let's do one. I'm picking her is top sort of pain in the ass, top nightmare craze. I'm picking Catherine. Yeah, Catherine's got villain vibes just from that, like her having her hand up to her hair. Yeah, she's actually holding up the string that holds up her cheeks. She's got a face on her face by twenty six, her face you can't you're not supposed to have a face on the face before seven. You get your hand in her

hair in the picture, Yeah, yeah, that's perfect. She looks like she'd be on ninety Day Fiance, Yes, or like all right, Katie, you're reading Okay Courtney? Right? Hold? Courtney looks nice. The internet were anti Courtney is twenty three. She's a caterer from Atlanta, Georgia. She was born and I we'z Baden, Germany. I don't know. I pronounced that. I grew up in mcdonna camp pronounced that either Georgia

with four younger siblings. She turned her passion for food and cooking into successful catering business corrafting healthy meal plans for athletes. I'm gonna like now she's just hoping she has the recipe for love with Colton. I fucking hate those lines. Fun facts. Her most embarrassing moment was tripping twice on stage at her graduation. The closest she's ever been to marriage is a Pinterest board titled I Do and She's afraid of almost all reptiles. She's cute, though

she's super cute. She's a little young, twenty three, she's super young. But Georgia means they're ready to get married at nineties. That's true. And she's accomplished. I mean she's she's definitely, she's got a good smile. Yeah, I like her. Um. By the way, I just want to say, halfway through, I feel really good vibes about I feel like it almost feels like the old meltdown vibes in here. Yeah,

I feel like bad guys and we appreciate. Also, I enjoyed the boogie studio like that was nice and I appreciate. But this has a similar vibe we're like in our We're back at our clubhouse. Agree, very h make a clubhouse sign for you. We need a clubhouse. Oh my god, we did a clubhouse that. Oh my god. Well, I'm gonna make the phone corpboard with all of our picks tonight. Okay to me? Twenty three interior designer Red Oak, Texas. Um, Okay, she looks like she's twelve. Um did me grew up

in Demi? I think he's gonna like her? Think? What is Demi? Is it Demi? Demi? I just made her much more interesting, He made her like me more g I Jane who didn't want to shake her and okay, she was everything. Demi grew up in rural Texas, Strike one and is a proud country girl. She's gonna tving, fishing and watching WWE. That's awesome. She also can drive a stick shift. She's who can't she She's ready to pursue it of Colton into overdrive. Keep an eye on

this one, bachelor. I can't drive a stick shift by the time I was eleven. I come on, well, you got a nut of America. You can. Of course you can. There's no way, Katie Levin, you can't drive a stick shift read the first thing in her face. One item on her bucket list is to be the sweet Jesus you're ready for this, You're ready, I'm gonna I'm not gonna here we go fresh ears. One item on her bucket list is to be the first petited Victoria's secret

angel with an entourage known as the Demi Angels. No, I can't. I think she's gonna make it. This might be the Craig wait. I think there's Her favorite color is yellow. If she could have lunch with anyone, it would be John Snow in character. Okay, I'll do that. Her favorite color is yellow. That's a sent us, a fun fact. I think they're trying to make her like the Tia Raven. Oh god, so one who's like, I go muddy. They say, I want to be a real

real I'm gonna put her as my topic so far. Yeah, I think she's going to go far because he's gonna like that. He's gonna actually think for a moment that he likes women. I'm boiling water for a second. Should we take a TiO? Do you want to? Okay? Yeah, oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, she's totally Tilla she's totally Tia. I'm making a new album called Totally Tia. I can't wait morning. Okay, this is Devon Okay, I'm not gonna

read three. She's a broadcast journalist from Medford, Oregon. Devin graduated from Arizona State University with a Master of Arts in sports journalism. She currently works on broadcast journalists for a local news station in Medford More, Oregon. When she's not reporting, you can find her doing her best son's salutation in yoga class. No mistake, Colton boy, not happening. Fun fact. She says her greatest achievement is getting her master's to greet. I mean, but that is impressed. Sure,

it's great. But for the TV show, I thought you were I just looked at so you're holding a panel. I thought you were wearing a giant but jeweled ring on your um. And she knows every word to Pride and Prejudice, the movie, not the book. Her motto is anything once except read and I mean anything literally. Nothing's awful. Limit Well. I like that she is a master's in sports journalism. Plus she mean she's educated at twenty three. She's adorable. I think she'll go to Paradise. Really, I

don't think she'll make it. I think she'll go to Paradise. Okay, we call on Paradise artists. I'm calling her. I'm going to say that she's somebody that they're gonna she's too good for colding. They're going to save her for Paradise, and somebody will scooper right up. Okay, Tanna, she's a hard pass. Tanna, I feel good about a last. I want a ready. She's got a crazy face. I think she'll she'll put a spell on him. All right, let's

hear it. She's thirty one, a makeup artists from soul Dottna, Arkansas. That's on a real place. Alice grew up stuff. They like the Alaska Alaska because Arkansas. Who gives a whatever. She spent her childhood ice skating and snowmobilings. She found a warmer climate when she relocated to Scottsdale, Arizona, of course, where she now works as a makeup artist. She also enjoys hiking, reading, and spending time with friends over good

food and wine. Fun facts. Her favorite holiday is New Year's Eve because of the glitter, glam and hope for new beginnings. Arizona and she's never been out of the country. I'm gonna say, I heard you well, because she's a redhead. But I don't see Colton picking her. I mean the fact that she's thirty one, she lives in Arizona, which is terrible. He's five and then she's gonna say the country. The always think that's a red fly. I mean, but I mean it's all right, Erica. She's a little cutie.

Is it quiet now? Okay? Great Erica, twenty five year old recruiter from and Sindas, California, the Nut and she's known to her friends. Yeah, ball of energy with a great sense of humor. Erica boasted. One of her talent is being able to eat whatever she wants without getting weight. What's your secret, nut throwing off? I don't keep anything down. Fact, the best trip she's ever been on was backpacking through Europe with her best friend. Her ultimate date would be

getting lost together in a new city. If she could have any job in the world, did she be an interior designer? I feel okay about the nut. I feel okay about the nut. I feel like the nuts going to go to Paradise. I don't think she's going to go to the pants paradise. That's not happening, and they let's keep her eye on the nut she's got. She's funny. I'm not gonna pick then, but I'm picking the nut for paradise because I think she'll then that will be

too much for cold. What's the under over that she gets hammer time on night one? Oh, we gotta pick first night drunk. Yeah, yeah, night run. That's first night drunk. Is a cool one. That said she's a partist just loses it. I havent I have mint tea and like hibiscuits tea. Neither of them have caffeine. If anybody wants me to make them tea, well, Katie's reading. Are you guys, You guys called, if you're called, if you guys are cold? Does anybody want a hot tea? I'm okay, I'm great,

thank you, I'm okay. All right. So this is Aaron. She's no, I'm not. Oh my god, her her jobs, says Cinderella. This bitch is gonna be crazy. Kill yourself. She's from Texas, says Aaron. Works full time for her stepmother's home improvement business. She's not afraid to get her hands dirty. But cleans up nicely when she's not working. Aaron enjoys all room dancing as long as it's not too late of a night. Oh my god. Aaron loves expensive shoes, but admits admits she can do a better

job keeping track of them. I can't even She loves pumpkin spice latties. Literally. Bravorite sports team is the I'm gonna literally murder disgust. Look at those fake eyelashes. It is it terrible to say that. I hope she gets out of the limost false smack on her face a concussion. She's out for the season. Her most romantic city is New York at Christmas. The most outrageous things she's ever done as complete five bunch. She's got crazy all over her eyes. She's got all Yeah, I gotta, I gotta

look at her crazy. Does she have a face out a face? Yeah? She literally is sixty. She's like a Texas paint Cinderella. Her job is Cinderella Cinderella theme. It's like a pun she brings her step mom. Yeah, I think she might do well. I'm gonna circle horror. I have a question to ask. Will you guys let me know when I start to turn into Charo with my own hair. I'm worried that I'm I'm easing into the

Charo portion of my life. You guys just call me out one day if you're like, you know what it's time. If you're you're eased into Charo. I've never got to ease Okay, I didn't really, I mean she did, But I don't want to turn into Charo by accident. And I have nobody tell me to my face. But I don't know who Charo is. Oh my god, Okay, okay, Charo, little Charo. I mean, how do I that's Cairo? How do you spell charocks? We're the only entire world she

is there? She is? No, that's that char shower. There's one arm. Cheeks would have to get puffier, okay, I'd have to get a lot of I'm not turning if you get some more injections all of your faces, I'm not turning into Charo with my hairy Is that the cat lady? No? She does. Here was her back in the day. I feel I had a lot of spunk. I feel like I'm turning into char Okay, great, okay, great, okay, great, Thanks guys at a moment when I was getting my hair ready for you that I thought in my chara

not okay, great, great great great Hannah Bee. She just looks like the Olivia remember Olivia with the open mouth. She was podcast after this? Oh yeah she Olivia have a podcast? She does, she has one something that's called like that. I don't know. Olivia is ann She looks like she looks like a newscaster, like a broadcaster. She's

Miss Alabama pageant queen. Okay, you're up, Aaron Hannah By I already don't like her because she's a she cheered, uh twenty three alabam Miss Alabama, which isn't sane much. Born and raised in Sascaloosa, she had all her teeth bread to be a proud member of the album B Clemson. Following in her parents footsteps, she recently graduated from Alabama with a degree in communications. She currently works as an interior designer. Unemployed. It never misses an Alabama football game,

Total Drunk and in her spare film. This year she in Their Spare Time, she won the title of Miss Alabama USA two thousand eighteen. Role tied Hannah in her Spare Time, It's for our Parents have money. Yeah, but isn't it. I mean that's a hard thing, you know what I mean. I think they were trying to make it seem like, what can't she do? She does all of this, she's an interior designer. She she goes to football. Oh and she's this first of all, let's all, let's

just break this down really quickly. She never misses an albab She never misses an Alabama football game. The seasons are over, you know, and there's ten games. Everybody calmed down, thank you. We were all thinking it. Yeah, I know what you're saying. They've noticing such a theme with these women. They're all just like the Southern like probably very crisp

VI and also just because the virgin thing. I think, like, like there's all there's some like wild cards, but most of them are like, oh, I'm just a nice little Southern girl. The greatest show that ever was on TV, the greatest dating show ever, which we should think about doing for Patreon. I would watch it again. There was three seasons on CMT of a show called Sweetholme Alabama.

It was twelve cowboys or cowgirls, depending on vying for the heart of Like, so it's like twelve city slickers and twelve cowboys or twelves like boys or girls vying for the heart of a cowboy or a cowgirl. It was spectacular. It was so great because the actual cowboys were so lonely that they were coming to meet their wife, and they were so adorable. They real cowboys were so adorable. And then the city slickers they got like the cost

of Jersey Shore. But it was wonderful. But it was all these saw that they were all like Clemson girl. This one's a little different because she says her favorite type of music is country. No way you think it would be western is She's from the South, which deep deep R and B. Yeah, she likes it when her date opens all the doors, pulls her chair up for her and doesn't her Yeah, okay, Rob, you'r up Hannah? Oh sorry, sorry, alright, I'm not going to read along

as you do it, so it'll be a surprise. Just for those keeping score. There are two alex Is to Hannah's, both from Caitlin, and both the Hannahs are from Alabama. We haven't even gotten to the Lawrens yet, you know, there's always like eighteen Lawrens. All right, This is Hannah g She's cute. She's twenty three. She's a content creator from Birmingham, Alabama. She is cute. She's really this sweet Southern bell definitely isn't camera. She's both a photographer and

model for her burgeoning social media business. She's an Instagram model. Apart from planning the photo she's for her next posts, she enjoys being a foodie and glamping. She doesn't do anything hopefully Colton quote likes what you're putting down, Hannah. Oh my god, this is fact. She doesn't like seafood. Quality time is her love language. She has a sassy cat named Marley. She's not there for the right reason. She wants Instagram follows. Instagram model. I'm going to get

far though. She's really fucking cute. Yeah, yeah, for sure going to get far. Yeah. I think he's going to like her, and I think that she'll like like they'll be happy to play the part because she just wants them for the Instagram followers, and he just wants her for like the beard, So so they're almost like the perfect couple. I love that she's the photographer and model for her She hast pictures. She takes selfie, just be selfie. Yeah. Yeah, she's the maker d and the cook. I have one

of those lights that attaches to your iPhone. Yes brighter, ye, yes. My job is filters. What's the name of your business at Hannah Gee? Oh boy? Okay Heather, Heather feels like Jerry Hall? Okay, how many? How many? I wish it to do? You? Literally? Followers does she have right now? Okay, she's about to have a lot. She has seventy nine thousand followers on Instagram. That's a lot. That's a lot for doing nothing. Yeah, Instagram models probably thirst traps. Oh yeah,

she's thirst traps. Okay, there's there's something called there's traps. Yeah, it's a trap for men because they're like thirsty. So you're like, hey, look at my booties. Yeah, this conversation makes me want to retire from Earth. Here's another bikini shot. Always just a Thursday. This is my Thursday. Hashtag no no filter. This is just right. I feel eight make up. It's always like hashtag no makeup. And it's like I can see the makeup on your face holding who's up

to read? Is it raw? I just read? She looks like Jerry Hall. Back in the day. You've never been kissed. No, but look at that not possible. Uh, they're never been kissed. Carl's bad. It's San Diego County. We never been kisses. By the way, what she does for a living? She no, I said, no, I will not kiss you. She's a kiddy named Kitty. She's a Southern California girl, through it through. She's a thrill seeker who enjoys bungee jumping, skydiving, in

river rafting. She'd be perfect for Mattie j. But of all the thrilling things Heather's done, there's still one thrill that she has yet to experience. She's never kissed a boy, which I don't believe for a fucking second. Now she's blown a dozen someone's lip. I mean, with so many ball God, what I would to do to give a good tea bag Right now? I don't want to kiss she wants to be religious or a weird. She's got a cross. She's got a cross on that necklace. Pretty,

she's gotta cross. She's like aggressively saving herself. But also her fun fact is that she has a kiddie named Kitty. I mean, what about a kiddie named Keith. Come on, guys, Yeah, she's afraid of snakes and your pants. He's amazing. He's amazing thing. Never been kissed, she's a There's nothing funnier. There's nothing funnier than saying you. But she's never been kissed. I'd say she's probably gonna last a couple of weeks. Yeah, because of the kiss factor. Wrote night one out, Okay,

what I love about this? Next one? Her name is Adrian, but quotes even it's like, I'm hard sonya. I'm gonna put her as a possible crazy. I does anybody that is named one thing but goes by another thing that's weird. Um. She's a She's a twenty six year old Adrian Jane is a social worker, twenty six. She's a native West Hollywitch, which where Colton will soon be moving, so they don't need to get a new apartment. He's a neator to Los Angeles. Jane is a spirit. She's crazy. She could

definitely be the crazy. She's a crazy and Catherine's the villain and Adrian Jane's the crazy. Um. She's a social worker and fixes its energy free spirits. She uses her positive vibes and good nature to help care for seniors at an elderly daycare facility. When she's not at work, Jane I love spending time with her mom and her dog Bella. She lives tacos and topetillo. Her grandmother taught her to speak Russian, and she would choose her checkered

sneakers over heels or I'm saying possible crazy. I'd say possible drunk all night one. Oh that's a good one. I like that. I have her going far, no way, no way. I like the sneakers. I like. I mean, you know, my twins of social worker. I think social workers a great job. There's something about her I like. Okay, there are some red flags. Je all right, she got a nickname, has nothing to do with her name. True, that's a that's a big one. Maybe I'm just biased

because she's a social worker. All right. Katie Europe with Katie. This is Katie. She's twenty six. She's a medical sales representative from Sherman, Oaks, from our from our our area. A lifelong dancer, Katie attended Louisiana State University, where she competed on the dance team. After moving to Los Angeles, she worked as a medical sales rep. She settled in Sherman Oaks, where she enjoys yoga and sushi. No, she still dances in her spare time and hopts to teach

Colton a few moves. Fun fact, skydiving is on her bucket list. Her favorite sports team is the LSU Tigers. She prefers glamping to camping. I'm gonna say she is a paradise contestant. I can't really. I mean she would be a group date on a group date couple. Yeah. I think this is a one and done. I see the first night out. I think this next one. Just by this little photo, I feel like she is going far. She looks like a Joe Joe to me her pot in her little photo, she looks cute. I think she's cute.

She's a dental hygiena. She's twenty sex, She's from Whittier. She beautiful, sparky California. Question. She loves cookies. Your one deal rerecord called Betters. Her favorite show is Gray's Anatomy. Are you effing kidding me? She thinks Denver, Colorado, is the most romantic city. He was, No, nobody thinks that. Nobody thinks that and she's just saying that because he's from Colorado. Guys. Her favorite date memory was a trip to Disneyland. She's going far. I got to circle her.

I don't know she's gonna come out with dumb teeth jokes. Gray's anatomy purpose She's like the next what was the one from last season who has just got in trouble for like combing her hair on the hike or whatever the kurfs, I g is it just her? How do you find these things? She's sexy? Well, she's That picture doesn't do her justice. I would tell you I would look so awful and a bachelor at Studio photo. I have to say the Grey's anatomy in Colorado are big

red flag. But that's what he is. He's a Colorado's dummy. He's a big red flag, huge red flag. I hope you guys are all playing along at home. We're using the ABC website. I should have said that up to but I did it. It's interesting thing about her. Her name is Crip, you know, like the name, but you're up. Laura twenty six, accountant from d Alice. They keep getting these cowboy fans on the little photo but originally from El Paso. This beautiful girl next door once moved to

Spain on a whim. That's a red flag. Okay. Luckily for Colton, she moved back and it's ready to put her heart on the line for love. Fun fact, Spanish was her first language, so moving to Spain probably wouldn't be She's exit her most embarrassing style fashion blender as an emo phase in high school. Her biggest deal breaker is a relationship is negativity. I think the girls aren't gonna like her, and I think she's going to be sexy to get far. It's too bad. The bachelor is

a little gay. I wonder how much does she have an accent? Is she going to be like? I hope so? Uh? What's her name? Oh a Bibby. I like Laura. I feel good about Laura. I think Laura's going far. I don't really get a good vibe Buffaloaura. But I don't know what do I know? She's cute. I think she's cute. Looks like Wednesday Adams. Yeah, Wednesday Adams with a tan and and and she could be fun, okay, just fun to have some diversity your Nicole, let's do Nicole. Oh boy,

that is not a good photo. Sorry, Nicole used to have a nose and okay Nicole I literally it's like hought me for days. Nicoleive social media coordinator, which means she has Facebook and Twitter exactly from Miami. Nicole is a fun and energetic Miami native who loves salsa dancing and singing acapella. Did she get an acapella? What is the teacher? This is your note once in David lud lordly ca you toa a dusk and rob the roote wild. Jess christ I was inquired in high school and they

made us learn religious through acapellapella. Her family was originally from Occupella. Like bum bum bum, she's cute. Why does she have a nose? She had a bad nose job. He shouldn't take photos that straight down town literally looks like a cardboard cut. She's from Havana, Cuba originally her and she's extremely proud of her roots. She lives at a home with her brother, mom, and grandma and can't wait to get out of there. You can't wait for

to try some of her grandmother's cooking. Fun facts. She describes her pets as her life. She has two dogs, a cat, and a cockatoo named Papaye Popeye Flash. She never gets embarrassed. I'm always ready, ready Nicole. She likes all amusement part rides except roller coasters, and she's she lacks a sense of smell. I haven't I have a

knew capella song, bum bum Bum. They said the new Ya it's a right long broad away this that Colton likes the ladish and then he jumped off fenced to get away from all the girls and the titties holiday. His name is Colton. He played football for four days. Yeah, guys, thank you so much, thank you so much. Wanted more, but then I kind of didn't. Okay, Nicole, Mike get further than we think, but I still have to say no, and like she's a crazy It's like that she looks

so normal. Appreciate and then I appreciate. Katie pulling up the Instagram katiem we can actually see what they really kind of look like, actually not, but in a different picture of Instagram's fake guys news splash. Instagram is fake filter filter. People aren't really happy, Oh my god, no god, no posting their best moment. No, I don't have a family here. I literally I'm actually not a real human being, are you from? Yeah? I don't have cats. I just

borrow my neighbors and take pictures of them. Oh, this feels like a craze. I feel like a little craze happening here. Okay, who's up? I think? I am sales accountant manager for Rayleigh, North Carolina, thirty years old. Nina was born in Croatia and moved to the United States and her mom when she was nine years old. Oh we got ourselves a little Russian. Yeah, yeah, fleeing the conflict there amidst bullets and bottoms. They put that in

the bio. Amongst her many hobbies, Nina enjoys kayaking and hiking and running from bomb Oh God, she's going to really play that up, isn't she. She also watched The Bachelor with her mom and grandma for years. Is that the same person on the last not her mom? Is that her mom weekend Instagram photo? That we can? We can shenanigans? You know this is all right? So what's the under How many afraid of heights and roller coasters?

She has no chance? Um, how many weeks does it take for her to do the Croatian bullets and bomb story. It's two dates one day. I'm going to say episode two. Her favorite author is J. K Rowling. Are you kidding? I can't even, I think and her third year and your favorite author is a woman that only that did Harry Potter. She say you like Harry Potter? Yeah, I mean, I love. I think she'll go to Paradise and I think she might. I think you're a crazy. I think

she might be crazy. I'm just very excited about to I'm gonna be giddy with excitement to see when she pulls that bullets and bombs. Yeah both, bud might be might be number one. Yeah you know what I mean. Sure feels like we will hear both. And I hope she has an accent. And he's like, you know, let me tell you something, tell me, tell me a little bit about yourself. And she just like my family. It's like, I just can't it with the bullets and it's a very weakened. Is don't we get a gat I can't

but the fireworks. No, I think she's I think she might be a Craig contestant. Yeah, she looks like a crazy I mean the I makeup like that. I'm sorry. Fights and Roller coasters and they're gonna put it on a plane first sucking. They're gonna push her off a plane in America. We get you on the wing of the plane a mid fireworks, say how fun doing this is? And then watching the show because it's like we've actually broken down all these contests and you're like, oh, that's

what they actually look like. You know what I mean? They come out I feel more in This is on Monday, right, Yeah, it's a three hour premiere. It's three hours. It's three hours, three hours. We're going to I'm gonna be contro My risk is I'm gonna be transcribing it for like seven hours. I've got to somehow watch Bama, Clemson, watch all these ding bats and do a set. You've got to alright, who's up? Okay, here we go. So after Nina, we have who let's get there, let's see Okay, here we go.

Umka a lot of Dallas people. Twenty four year old, I T risk consultant. We need her at the house from the Dallas, Texas Onka grew up in Manhattan, Kansas and a loving family. Your parents are originally from Nigeria and have been married for already five years. Her parents got engaged after just two weeks. Is hoping to have that kind of luck with Colton's going to work that. It's a lot about her family. Her go to pickup line is you look so familiar? Are you my parents?

She's she's so goddamn she's cute. Photos like 's it's are her favorite snack. If she could do any job in the world, she'd be a music producers. I mean she's adorable. I think Paradise. I think Paradise. Yeah, she's not gonna end up with ad I don't think she does. Here you okay, um, how do you say this? Revi? Do you say it? It's like the drink but with an. She's twenty four. She's a nurse from Santa Monica. Revian isn't that's not a nurse that's nails? Does she mean

nails instead of ner wax your eyebrows? Oh my god. Also, from what I heard, she works for um doc. This is what roryan, who is the cosmetic nermatologist for the Kardashians. That's what it says. I love, we please put nurse in clothes. When she's not helping people feel beautiful, she lives to attend music festival. She's also fluent in Mandarins. Coachella, she went flu across the country to meet a guy she met on the internet. Her favorite author, Stephen King.

So she's a murderer. Travel and food are her two main passions? Seif. Yes, she she Asian. It's just the Asian blonde hair is always a red fly. Yeah, well she has an n she's a nurse. I mean she's cute. Oh, she's really cute, really cute hair. She's really really These instagram pictures are well, okay, she's got the here for the the kardashi and ask she'll do well in Paradise. Yeah, that's paradise. She's got a great ass. That looks like

that looks like burning many Oh, maybe it's Coachella. Maybe it's something that's nice boardwalk that looks like down at Venice Beach. It's literally like a drummer in her backyard. No, okay, you're up aeron. Okay, what do we got, Sydney. I want to redo her hair for the photo shoot. She looks like a stage five I bet she's I bet she's cuter than that in real life. But she's a dancer and a dancer in real life. Fortunately she has no money because they are not treated well. They are

not treated well. Sydney has danced since she was three years old, get in Line and currently a professional dancer for an NB. You are such a fun dancer. Why why isn't why what team? Oh? You know it is probably nicked New York Pressed. She had a great success. She's had great success in her career, but hasn't been lucky in love. She's a debbie downerriend had a boyfriend? Is your Craig right? That's my favorite movie Cinderella. Anybody

that has that Cinderella fantasy. The most outrageous thing she's ever done was hitchhike in China. I'm telling you this one's head spins all the way around. Okay, all right, this is my Cray. You know, every guy she meets, she's like, I knew I would find you. It's like the first but that I mean, listen, she's an NBA dancer. She's obviously athletic, she's pretty, she's twenty seven. Never had a boyfriend, that's on you, Sydney. Guys are so easy idiots. I dated so many guys. Did you did you have

a boyfriend. Naron. Um, this is really really quick. I was just kind of scanning them, and I go, she has never had a boyfriend, and Sarah my girlfriend. And I go, well, I never had a boyfriend when I was twenty seven. She goes, yeah, but you were a home you hadn't had a boyfriend by then. No, No, I banged a couple of dudes, but I never settled down. You are ready to put a ring on it. Yeah, I was like, do you, But where's your friend? Okay, bat,

where's your Oh my god? And I do like talking sports with them, but um, you were the biggest hit with every guy. I mean literally, you go to a comedy festival with you, it's like it's like the scars capture you. They all capture you. They can all talk to you, I know, because there's no sexual energy. So it's the only time men could be normal. Um, Tajuan is up and you're up, Rob Juan wad nail that that's a beautiful. She's beautiful. It is beautiful. I can't

find photos. All right, she's out, she is out, she's here. She actually is your one time when they do private I'm like, that's a good thing. Yeah, that's good A right, actually there for the right reason when five business development associate. I don't know when any of those words mean. Way to get to the tattoo. Castle Pines, Colorado. Tajuan grew up in Houston, but moved to Colorado with her mom, brother and two dogs. She loves reading, outdoor, concerts, more

after concerts, and shopping with her mom. She has a tattoo that says, I love bad ideas. Oh my god, I love her, Oh my god, I love her. Hopefully tas one only sticks to her good ideas when it comes to golden fun facts. She has a paralyzing fear of frogs, and that's good for the editors. Her favorite type of dancing is salsa. She's The best trip she's ever been on was a bike tour of Croatia. Want to be that. I like her, but not for a cold.

And she's too interesting. And she's a woman. Yeah beautiful, and they're getting from a lot of Colorado ladies. Yeah she's beat Yeah, right, she's beautiful. And I don't think Oh, I wonder, by the way, did Young Becca have her baby yet? Anna, Young Becca the nanny, No, I don't think so. She's been super pregnant. She went back to she's been super pregnant for eight She's been like popping for months. She's so tiny, though, I would imagine like it just kind of at a certain point, was like,

you're super pregnant. Remember when she got lost and humbled. I just watched a documentary about all the people who die in humbold and I was like, she made it out. It's just a very sketchy place where weed, money is dark money. Watch Murder Mountain on Netflix. It is horrifying by the way people go to like pick weed and then they get to capitate because there it's truly out on the country, just bags and bags of money. Yeah for weed. Yeah, because up there it's very it's it's

people are cut throat. Literally, they will cut your throat over their money and their weed. I was gonna go up there for a long weekend and then I was like, no, yeah, it's not worth it. It's dangerous place. We're down to our last two bachelorettes. Who is to have Anna, you're up you want to die, be careful and humble. Okay, this is she's twenty eight, she's a phlebotomist. What is that that's the blood thing. Yeah. From Corona del Mar, California.

This southern California girl is definitely not the squeamish type. She draws blood for a living. Whoa, she's got health insurance. Baby. When she's not filling up vials for her patients, she volunteers at the church and goes wine tasting. Interesting because she likes blood unlike her patients. She's a vampire Tastia hopes. Colton feels faint when he sees her. That's a bummer. One of her biggest turn offs is when her date choose with the mouth open. She recently completed a mission's

really religious. She was a girl scout for twelves. She's definitely Also, she's so cute. She's really religious and really cute. Maybe too religious. I think I think she'll make it far because she is religious. And then she want to have sex with him, and then that's his dream. Oh, Katie, that's a good call. He's like, perfect, Yeah, he found the lord you don't want. Here's our final contestant. It's Octo Holyhead coming in. She's she's got fIF tickets. Oh

my god, she's eighty, she's thirty one. She's a wardrobe stylist originally from New York. She really credited to the West Hollywood Cold to pursue a career wardrobe styling. When she's not helping celebrities look their best, she's traveling the world with her sister, who's the same persons helping Cold. It's fashion tips all she's long. It's fun fact. If she could be anyone else for a day, should Beyonce a good choice. She says she could live off of

hot dogs. She loves to be the center of attention. She might be crazy. Okay, she fourhead crazy? She four crazy. You're coming at me with that for you? Don't think I don't see you coming for crazy. We've had a five head before. I think this is a five Remember became the Bachelorette. Now we have a six head. We've promised you crazy will not be the next takeisha. Okay, okay, wow, this is a tough one. All right. Yeah, let's take a break, guys, go take go, go shake it off. Everybody.

Everybody be cool. This is really fun. Up. We did some dark stuff. What we were going Look at this table. I need a picture of this. This is just such a such a syper Stories like we're at camp right now. It's like it's emotionally exhausted. It's dark outside. When it started, it was light, it was late. Now the lights are out. I'm still under the table. Can you take one down from from afar of the whole shebang? What's more fun that way or this way? You tell me? Okay? Great,

all right, Rob is gonna go first. We're gonna pose for a second look at this. Okay, great, things are really working out. Thanks for things are really working out right. I'm gonna go. Okay, Rob, Okay, So you're going in what order? Number three? Number three on my top three is Alex d I'm going with It's it's just just one. That's something about her mother. Really, I thought she was really cute. I thought she was really cute. To god, I wasn't looking at yours, Okay, I think she she

looks like a normal person. Number two Demi or Demi and number one k Lynn c A I T L I N. Not Kalin but Kate Lynn. And who's your top craze top craze dj aggro Katherine And who's drunk on the first night? Drunk in the first night. I'm gonna go with uh, Adrian, but call me Jane. Okay, great, Adrian quote Jane, Okay, great, great great great, Tanna, you're up all right? I am going to say, are we doing okay? I'm gonna say third place Kalin no t

also strong choice, also strong choice. Second choice, um Bree, I gotta look up break the one looks like every other contestant. She's gonna go far oh yeah yeah yeah. The model, the long neck, not even boring and she's too boring to even put an okay, great. And then my top choice is Hannah g the Instagram star yep, yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay, top cry my top craze, Aaron? Which one is name? Right here? Wait? Where's Eron? Which one

is Erin? The one that Cinderella? Okay, drunk on the first night will be Erica? And then my villain, oh is Katherine? Are we doing that? Okay? Okay, drunk is definitely Erica the nut. Okay, So, so are you gonna do Chray? So I think we're going to combine Cray and villain. Are you gonna pick Katherine or Aaron? Okay, so she's gonna be the villain Okay, I'm going to go last to feet. I am gonna go number three. I am gonna go to me and by Arden, I

wrote down Anna, my name is Arden. Okay, so I'm gonna go to me number three, number two, I'm gonna go Kalin, not Kate Lynn Kaylyn. Is that what you did? Tanna? From my number three? Am I number one? I'm going Instagram model Hannah Jane Hannah. I think they will suit each other and my top Cray. I'm gonna go Catherine, did you grow grow? I love when they look psycho and then they're just the most pleasant human beings, like so delight. And then I'm gonna go drunk on the

first night. I was also going to go Adrian Jean. Um wait, where do they put her down as Jane or Adrian? Oh yeah, I'm gonna go drunk on the first night. I'm gonna go Nina, Nina, Nina, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, drunk out the first night. I'm gonna do Nina. So many people and both na bullet boards called the bullet um Katie Levy, what's it gonna be? All right? So my the third one is tight tight Tasa Tashia, I know you pronounce your name, Tysha, the one, the pretty lat girl. T A Y c H. I A sorry

t A Y s H. I. I can't. Then it's I can't decide between Demi or Kaylin. Which is gonna be which I think it's gonna be. I'm gonna go with Kaylin and then Demi, Yeah, yeah, and then Cray is um, I'm gonna say Catherine and then first and I drunk? Is I think first I drunk might be Jane. Yeah, I'm gonna say yeah, you mean Adriane. Just trust you're too much I mean guys fully comic. Okay, okay, too okay, okay, okay. Oh yeah, Oh you haven't gone yet. Oh my god,

I blacked out. Sorry, Aaron, we don't have time for here. Sorry, I'm to the table. I only know you as Jane Jane. I thought Jane already went. I didn't know that Aaron didn't go. I'm sorry. I'm so happy to be here, a Jane. Glad my pigs count? Okay, number three, number three? I feel like you guys at the same picks. Am I wrong? No? No, Alex the sloth no, which unders Okay, okay. I can't wait to see how she moved slowly. Yeah, she's going to move slowly into his heart. Number two

Hannah g where's that? Let me see that waste of space Instagram model. Oh yeah, she goes her own business when she's photographer on the money. It's going far, y'all. Yeah, she is going for number one. Kaylin no t kay and see a e l y and see now. I kind of want to go Kalin. I think she's gonna be up there. I have her in there. I put Instagram wrong. I mean I did Stone and Stone and Stone as my remember, don't Foley number one Pickton because I was like Cassick lawyer, Hey you fixed Stone is

number one? Okay, I don't think highly you Jack. That's so confident. I was Jack. By the way, one of my number one is coming to our hearts. Alex Salimander Eater. I summoned them like a vision Bard White. Didn't Jack Stone come into our life? I don't know who's your cray who's your crey um? And he was drunk on the Mike Craze. Tracy Tracy Forehead. She's going to be a pain in everyone's asses. YEA. Grow was just gonna play some music in her cheeks to fallout. Who's who's

gonna be the drunk on the first night? The drunk on the first night, Um, you know what I'm gonna it was going to be the nut, but then maybe that's too obvious. So I'm gonna go out on a limb and say, never been kissed Heather. It's so fucking nervous. Which one she gets tanks? Which one was the nut? Which one was the nut? Yeah, Heather, Heather. Let me see, I'm saying Heather's going to be a wreck, and she's gonna have a lot of Oh my god, you're right,

it's to be a late weight. I'm gonna change mind. Eric has gonna be drunk on the first night. Definitely the nut is going to be wasted or you know, my god, you're right. I'm looking at her. If she feels so there's nice, is gonna let us tell you something about let's keep her at least keep her eye on Annie the first night because she is the self described party starter. And yeah, Anny, Annie have got my eye on Heather on and at least at least could

go off rooting as well. The red I really look at this picture, just wrote under before Oh boy, this was gone. How long are you gone for? When are you coming back to us? A couple of weeks and then I'll be back. What does a couple of weeks? I mean how many weeks? Three weeks? It's a long time, I know, but I've got fun shows and then I'm gonna see the Lady in New York. Um. Yeah, it's just kind of the good thing is I'm gonna stay in the East Coast because there's a lot of East

Coast that's smart. That's great, Tanna, did you get a haircut? I did see your hair cut my hair off and died it back to brown because it was in your party. On that side that it feels like a new look. It feels like it's a new cut. It feels like a new cut. Awesome. Yeah, you look really fresh. Yeah. I got rid of all my grays. Do you have grays? Holy? It was so gray. I like looked in the mirror one day and I was like, what the fun is going on? I don't know, I get super gray. I've

never seen a gray. But I think it's because my hair so white. So I could probably call her my hair. Literally every three weeks my mom went full white when she was like thirty one my mom. She was his mad white. I'm kidding you, guys. You've got good gray Rob. I like your gray. You've got gray hair. Men can do? I love Salt, I love you Soddy, Peppy, you and Peter. You can be getting the meatball. How excited are you? Who are you most excited for? Wills? Or or or

analys or PayPal Rick the analys? I think I'm excited for an Are you satist to miss Who? Are you satist to miss? Um Will? I just love Wills. I love Wills from the Are you satis to miss Katie? I think ven Mo John would be funny um and then and wells and then I'll write it down and then also I'll then also, I guys are going to have so much fun. I'm so excited, and Patch is going to be there. I can't even she can't eat

my sweet sweet Paget. She's the Jimity jam. Well it's good because I'll have too much wine and I'll stare it or that's what what have happened? You can just stare at Benmo John and pretend and pretend that it's Paget. A photo of Benmo John. Guys, do you guys promise me to call and text after and let me know how. Yes, I will be taxing you through the entire o. My god,

we're gonna miss you so much. I can't believe that is the same weekend because um, but well, whenever you do another live one, we should go up to Jason's. My best friend is there. Seattle is such an awesome city and the band is playing Seattle on January nineteenth. A chop, Suey rock star. You are a rock star. And aren't you want to show on Amazon that's coming out. Yeah, every kreem roll in Bosch, which is made the new season of Bosch. And right now I'm working on n

CS New Orleans. As they said, they say, all that's new, right, that hasn't existed before, Right, this is all new? Are you? Are you a murderer? You murder? No, not a murderer, just a dude from someone's past. It comes back. Bachelor. Do you play a cop on Bosh? Uh? Noh on Bosh? I'm not. I'm not a great person, but no, who I love when you mix it up? I'll be on the Magicians. I went deep on season. I did it last Summer's coming out soon. No wait, wait, what season

is that three? I don't know, but I'm all again. I'm in. I'll tell you after about a land of the Highway that I'm in that you'll enjoy. Oh my god, I'm so I may or may not be a good person. Always positions because they when they do spells, they just kind of throw their hands at the camera. I had a great time. They were really nice and the sets were good in the cove just where I'll be playing. Are you are you an evil nymph? For whatever? Let's always has um, I'm a professor of werewolf is um?

This is really excited. It was very exciting. It was I have a fun part fun. I gotta finish season two, so it's exciting. I'm with the young boy as sort of the nerdy boy. Is that yeah? Yeah yeah, he was a delight. Yeah. Um okay, guys, well, thank you so much for you for Rob Aaron, Tanna, Katie. We did it. We christened the podcast favorite absolutely my favorite, happy I mean, what did joy? What a dream team? Um? So here we go, all right, we play out our

happy fun. So you're pretty your earphones and you can hear? Can I can I give a quick shout out to Alison Verity Settles, who is my best friend's sister, who, through my best friend, was demanding when our drafts episode was going to drop. Be like, my sister is curious when your draft is coming out. A lot of people on Instagram, like on other posts that had nothing to do with this, they're like, um, where's your drap? Thanks for keeping us on our toes. Guys. The holidays intervened,

but we're back to do this so morning. God, I'm so randy. It's like twenty nineteen. It's like a really randy year for America. That's how Colton is going to say that at the Rostarmonation, will you accept the rules that's wrapped around It just doesn't anyone because he's fucking Coulton. The last rows goes to him running out jumping that for the most controversial season of the Back