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it's time for the mail bag, Twitter and mail. We are Rose Podcast at gmail dot com or hashtag w y a t R. I am on Twitter at Ardham Marine looks like Myron or at Aaron Fullen Co Aaron fully Comic. Okay, here are some of the tweets we've got this week. Thomas middle Ditch was a hit, you guys. I think there's no surprise to us. We heard him when he was in here. Jerry Dandridge right listening now at middle Disch to come back love hearing you too talk.

I thought he nailed it, didn't you enjoy? I'm here with Katie and Aaron. You're playing shy okay, um, Michelle Hi says, it makes me so so happy that Thomas is a Bachelor fan. I know I already loved him on UM. I already loved him on Silicon Valley. And then you throw in the fact that that guy freaking watches The Bachelor and it's not ashamed to come out of the closet about it. Like, there is no part of Thomas Middle Ditch that I'm not a huge fan

of this week. Thank you guys for playing along. We had so much fun live live tweeting last night with Aaron and uh and Katie and Anna and our friend Gretchen coming over and hanging out. UM. I loved the photo from Seth that of the big balls. Here at Bachelor ABC, we always practice safe sex and it was and it's a photo of Joe Joe when she's fighting um Chase and that gigantic big all Jackie Williams right, Derek equals Krasinski, Robbie equals Forte Evan equals poor Man's

Johnny Depp did Jojo ask for lookalites? Give me Aaron Rodgers but cute. That's really good. Okay, Seth had a few, but Seth, that was really killing it last night. Producers quote we blew our budget, omnem mccolon uruguay it is. That's a good one. Oh my god. Then he wrote your gray really that's barely international. They must still be paying off one Pablo's room service bills. Uh. Corey Diller writes at Arta Marina must be hard for Daniel to

find center our clothes. Thank you, Annah really nails it. I I we get fever dreams. I'm like, put his head on a center body and then it arrives like two moments later. Okay, Seth vat, I think you're gonna get m v P for the week. Seth that right, there's a photo of the he did a photo at the end of the side tit that Luke in the side tit and he and he writes the Matthew McConaughey references have been on point tonight hashtag right reason Saith that you are our m v P for the week.

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you guys, they here we go. Welcome to Will You Accept This Rose. Here's our little preview, our little warm up. Uh. Coming up in a second, We're gonna have Sarah Colowna, my friend from Chelsea Lately, and her adorable fiance John Ryan, who is the punter to the Seattle Seahawks. Between the two of them, I'm going to get to try on the world's largest engagement ring and a Super Bowl ring.

I am gonna be dripping in blaing. But more importantly, I have on the phone with me a woman who needs no introduction, my co host, who is who is the most popular gal about town. You can't pin her down this season. Give a warm round applause too, And boy, now, Aaron, you can't be with us in studio later? Is that correct? It is. I took a writing gig for X number of weeks, so I'm gonna listen. I'm gonna watch these episodes. I'm gonna call in to write a blog. I'm with you.

Oh my god, there you Well, let's just get right to it, because last night we had our first It was equivalent of like a will you accept this Rose Podcast slumber party? Wouldn't you say? Yes? It was. It was fun to have all the gang there and had some wine and just took in, you know, a very special episode, very special episode we had. We had our producers Anna and Katie, and then and then one of

the fans of our show, our friend Gretchen Enders. Gretchen shout out to you, who was hilarious all night, throwing out jokes, killing it. She's a comedy writer. She joined us at our house. Um, and thanks to everybody who tweeted in and who watched us on try to figure out social media, try to figure out Facebook. Yeah, I've

never been good with technology. It is the first time we were using uh what you were using a selfie for the for the betterment of the world, and then we immediately had to put it down so we didn't know. And I also just want to say you were there. I guess now it was two weeks ago. I just want to say. I'm just going to say, I guess

we have to wave the white flag. Like ABC is just it feels like they're like, I feel like now the biggest liar, Like like, oh, really you got to go meet like George Clooney, Like no, we really did meet Christian the Bachelor. I feel like it's just I think ABC is officially completely blown us off. Was that not the greatest hour of your life? I mean, we I apologize last week to the fans. Will you just give everybody a taste for like twenty seconds of what

that was like for us? Yeah? And can we mention the other names that called in now that it's never gonna air. I don't think we can mention the names, but we did get to face time with two people and we can't talk about it. But that was part of the problem, was he here's the thing. You have a bachelor in your hand, who's got a cell phone whose friends with the other bachelor's We were face timing with blew you guys. It was thrilling. It was really

it was really fun because Christian was fantastic. I mean, there's visual proof. You took a photo in the studio. I left before the photo was taken, but there's visual proof. Uh, he's super nice guy. He faced time two other guys I guess can't say their names, but um, uh lovely dude, and uh have you ever seen me? Have you ever seen me so amped up? No? Arden listened for the

record people. I know this is an audio thing, but if I could do an oppression of art, it was like it was like, I guess it would be me with my sports hero, you know what I mean. Like if someone's like Aaron fully can play here played catch with Derek Jeter, I'd be like, like Arden, you were it was like, you know, Christmas morning, it was Christmas. I don't know everybody's dream sequence yeah, I got like the Barbie dream trailer, and it was in the form

of Christian. We had chemistry, he and I, we had real chemistry. He was loving you. I don't think he knew what to do with a little weird I don't think he'd met weirdos. By the way, like because he got cast arm wrestling and he broke somebody's arm. I mean, he doesn't hang out with freaks like me. Yeah, well, you're not a freak, a special individual planet. And by

the way, so God bless you. And last night I might have eaten seventeen thousand torty in chips last night I had I was stressed eating Oh my god, we had wine, we had torchy a chip. I might have eaten every torchy in chip that Trader Joe's has ever made. I did. I had enough keen chips. I don't know a plant planet Ald, by the way, I mean, I

don't know. I'm okay, but I was worried my tummy was gonna be upset and I was going to be like in the podcasting booth with John Ryan, like like sorry, buddy, okay, here we go. Let's just get to it real quick before we bring in before I go meet our our fucking John Ryan and Zara Kelowna. Okay, so let's just certainly se kins. I'm a big Sarah and I are friends and I love her, and she's been on my

sports podcast. For the fact that I have to work and I can't tea John Ryan, who I'm a huge fan of, and then I can't even watch Seattle Seahawk games for the last couple of years, feeling like so protective of him because I know he did he was dating Sarah and I'm the hugest football fan. Is a travesty. Oh my god, you could wear the ring. You could wear the ring. I can't even, I can't even. I

just I just need to get Sarah and John. I'm a sports podcast, but they're gonna be so much fun and so jos, Okay, here we go, let's just cut to the chase. But pro jein Powder Funeral, that was fantastic. I loved it. Um, that was amazing. I thought it was gonna be a little bit more with Chad uh But you know, I love Bells. Shot Wills is so smart and funny and such a catch. I don't think

he's gonna be a much longer. But he's just well, if you're listening, we think you're adorable with a capital A. You gotta get some confidence up and like, like, I feel like we're watching a man sing into himself. You know. It's like because he's the key, he's the cat, he just needs he's beating himself, which that's why I like him so much. But in the it's like a pack of wolf. No, he's not alpha, he's not an alpha. It's just not him, which which is why I like him.

I love we we well, we would all give you our roses. We think you're adorable. Okay, now here's the sad part, listeners. So we watched it. We were all like making jokes to the whole thing. So then I watched it again. I watched four hours of The Bachelor last night to make sure I didn't miss anything. Here's here's some gems you might have missed, Daron. So when Evan said you still owe me, you owe me from

my shirt? You owe me one shirt, and then um, and then he says you have your wallet, and then and then Chad says you need money, I thought you had a boner company the best. Of course he did, because I was screaming out he needs a manly shirt, uh because he in endorable game. Actually, I don't think he's adorable game, and I think he's just like a gay dude. But um, I yeah, I thought you got a bone or company. But the best thing, I'm just

I'm done and I'm glad. Yeah. I felt like he was just whining, yeah, and not not happy, not happy with the sort of Alex Chase girl accident. Now Alex was being Alex was being because of who I we liked for a little bit. He was being such a little bit. He was really alpha dogging poor Derek, like he he was just being when he goes, we're done. Like it just felt like so unnecessary, no matter no matter who was gaming, like Jojo was liking he was.

You could see that like how he's probably like his military, like he was really in it to win it in a way that was like I'm glad he's fighting for our country, but like I'm glad he's not coming at me and a bachelor setting. Yeah. No, It's it's one of those things where I think, um, you know, obviously professionally like military, like nothing better. It's amazing. But he had Napoleon. Yeah, agreed. It's like after the jugular use to make up for statue stature, super you know, I

need to pop out my chest. And meanwhile Derek's like freaking harmless. Everybody needs everybody needs reassurance. Oh my god. Yeah, now I rewatched it. I rewatched it. Here we were talking through Alex had just said to her basically, I could fall in love with you. We missed that, and so and then I think he thought he was going to get the rose because he really laid it out there and and so then he didn't get the rose. He like full on viper attacked. He full on viper

attacked Derek. Okay, let's say, because we only have a little more time, I want to just talk about portantly. Jordan's. Jordan's dude. He's a liar, right, I mean, when she called him out and he's like taking that quick drink and then goes right into the mariachi dancing to distract from his lies about cheating. We loved Jordan's. He's hot as shit, he did. They seem to have chemistry, he seems sweet, he's nice to the other guys. But when he when she brought it up, he wouldn't look her

in the eye. He's drinking. I watched it twice. I'm like, that guy's lying. Yeah, you know he got you know, yeah, you want to be all in with Jordan because their chemistry is fantastic, and he wants like, you know, funny good chemistry, shack past whatever. But he looked so uncomfortable. He was like beat red. He chugged a drink. He didn't know what to say, and that to me, I was like, I wonder if that's going to be the

kids to death. I mean, obviously she's gotta hang you know, he's got to hang around for the fantasy she's got. She's gotta get in the bone zone. She's got into the bone zone with him. Yeah. And the thing about it is like he was like, you know, that's kind of all in with Jordan's and now she feels I feel like she's all in with Robbie. I don't even

know what to say. You had a funny joke lass that we were hanging out when he when he was like trying to evade the question, and he goes My pastor said, don't say you love somebody unless you're willing to put a ring on their finger and you said, I think you're quoting Beyonce. I was like, I'm sorry, that's not your pastor. That's clean Bay. Yeah, and that's Bay Bay, that's Bay. I will say Derek. I will say, Derek has held his own with these like he's like, he stood up to Chad, he stood up to the

pack of wolves coming at him, the mini chats. He's not afraid to stand up to these guys. And he's not a frat boy. Yeah. No, I mean I don't think really anything's wrong with Derek. He's not like the most dynamics, but he does stand up. But you know, it was funny because we did have that moment where Chad left and he called everybody a little bit chi

and we're just like, oh God, easy Chad. But I mean those yeah, you know what I I had to say, when now that we have a step away from Chad, when you remove the machete and there floating torsos in the pool without arms, and you remove you remove the eye will gps your house, Jordan and find you after the show, like the murder threats. When you remove all of those, what he actually said was correct and made sense.

It just comes in the middle of this meat let's at the the eye of the storm is accurate, but the storm is so frightening and filled with protein powder that it's like such and meat and maybe possibly some substances. Like it's such a crazy package. I know. So I know it was real quick. We're gonna wind down. We're gonna wind down, just going through, like who's left? You know they're not great guys this year. I feel like she doesn't. She didn't have as great picks as Caitlin had.

I feel like Caitlin had better picks because I feel Chase, now, who I liked, seems like he might be a dumb dumb I feel like he's, you know, not the and he was ganging up with with Alex. He was backing up with Alex. You know that. Now I've got a Sourchase in my mouth about Chase. I enjoyed Luke's sidetit. I liked Luke side tit at the end. Oh my god, I love this Listen. I think right now i I'm

picking Fantasy Fleet. It's Jordan, Luke and Robbie. I mean, I'm gonna say, I'm gonna say Jordan, you don't think Chase Okay, if we have to pick three, I'm gonna say Jordan's. I feel like Chase might be in there. It's either Luke or Robbie. Yeah, alright, email us Email us at Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Rose Podcast at gmail dot com. Who are your final three? All right, Aaron,

final thoughts before I go meet Sarah and John Ryan. Well, first of all, I'm so I'm so bummed I can't be there, But um, I think now with Chad gone, we'll be able to like really focus on these dudes. Um I'm not I'm not thrilled with a lot of their behavior, but um, now I'm really excited to see like who she really is going to cement relationships with and uh and I and I'm I'm very interested in and Robbie's hair has has his own Twitter handle, Harris.

His hair is incredible. She looks great in a bikini. All right, all right, here we go. Here comes the official kickoff. Get ready, ladies and gentlemen for this episode of Will You Accept This Rose? Now entering Nervous dot com. Oh yeah, were you accept this road? It's up this Rose to the most beautif we accept this role? Oh my god, America Mark Rivers does it again? Will you accept this rose? My name is Arte Marine, and I

am here with two lovers. I could not be happier to be here with my friend from Chelsea Lately, best selling author, comedian, all around beauty Miss Sarah Cologna High Arten him. We also have another superstar in the house. Um. He happens to live with Sara Colna. He also happens to be loaning me his super Bowl ring for the podcast. You are our first um NFL flare that we've ever had on the podcast Wondering. Last week it was Thomas middle Ditch. He almost made the cup, but he didn't

fully make it. Um um, John Ryan, can can I just say you are mad enough to come on? Said round of applause? John? Thank you? John? Were you playing that song to Sarah when you proposed to her? Was in the background. Yeah, I wish I actually walked down the aisle of that. I really should. Yeah, it's beautiful. You guys could have like a really sexy first dance, like you know, you like in front of everybody, like

just the most erotic, just really getting at it. We actually discussed last night we're watching about Strett because actually to be honest, John got me watching I didn't used to watch Shot the Front got her started on it. Oh my god, I've been on since the beginning. Like Ryan and Trista, I've been on. How did you get on? I don't know watching it? Not on? No, I don't know, Like, how did you don't know? You don't know? You just I'm like a reality like I love I love reality TV.

Well I didn't. I also love reality DV. I was in. I watched up through UM, I watched Andrew Firestone, and then I watched Jen Chef's season. And then when after she took me through like seventy eight hours of programming and said that she chose not to she goes I choose not to choose, and I was like, well yourself, you don't ever have to see this guy again. You just pick one. And then I was gil, you have

us some closure. And I didn't start again until last year with Caitlin, but I came in hard and now I have a podcast. I was more of a rock of Love Love girl at the beginning, like that was my sort of romance. So when did you start? What was your first season of Bachelor? I guess what was it? What was it when we I mean two years ago too and half years ago. I'm trying to remember who

the Bachelor was. I don't even I know that's bad, Crystal. Yes, yeah, that's right, because then, yeah, farmer, thank you, that's what I have to remember, the farmer occupation. Do you guys also do the greatest show on television Baths f in Paradise? Yeah, oh my god. I remember last year again because Caitlin was my first season and everyone was like, are you

gonna watch Bachelor Paradise? And I was like, no, that sounds stupid, and then I had people like, no, you really should watch it, And then I would have missed the raccoon edit. I would have missed that guy Joe licking his lips in the hot tub. I like guessing while the show goes on, like, oh, they're gonna obviously send that person to Paradise because they're O my god, no, you see they have Chad, they have lace lace, Yeah, Jubilee,

And I heard, isn't Nick? Nick is already there? There's been photos of Nick with that girl who was like the one that was like the pot star. Right. Um, Now, you guys are sort of like a modern day romance before we get to the ship show that was last night, which was incredible. You guys met over Twitter? Is that right? Is that right? Yeah? You were a fan of Sarah's right. I saw her on TV and then I like a big crush on her. I was playing in a game and I saw Ross Matthews, Seahawk fan, he was on

the sideline. I was like, this is like my inn. Wow. I would and talk to him and asked he'd put in a good word for me, and just kind of like escalated from there. Never in a million years as a football player asked Ross to talk him up. Never, That's the first. I still mind boggled that Ross Matthews was on a football game. Hue. What I like when we would when I because they often put Ross an eye on together on Chelsea lately. And the best part

was they would in the booth. You know, there's like four cameras and in the booth the apparently the people calling the shots couldn't tell who was talking because we have the exact same boy, so they'd be like one, two, three. I don't know. That was raw. It was honestly, Um okay, let's first of all, is there some person that you're pulling for, and the wait before we get anywhere, you guys are about to get married right tomorrow. Rosie is

officiating our wedding. Are you where are you getting married? Like? What? Oh? Fuck? Yeah, we're just going to Mexico and doing it really small quick on the beach, just like, oh my god, you should go down to say Elita. And that's where they filmed Bachelor parais. The bartender Patchet Brewster. Patchet Brewster is one of our regulars here. She and her husband actually went because they love Bachelor in Paradise. They went to the hotel and befriended or Hey, the bartendering the hotel.

I'll get you on the dan. She said, it's really nice because there was only one hotel. I was insightly the ones too. I think it's developed or something that sounds like a place i'd go if I was. I'm sorry, I was distracted by my bachelor my my, my, fucking my my fantasy ring right here. This is this is these all diamonds. Fuck, I accept your rose. Wow, this is not messing around. Okay, um, all right, I'm not

are you are you rooting for anybody? Uh? No? I was kind of reading for the drunk Canadian Daniel, right, you know what he really grew on me. I love that his I love that he befriended Chad and that then he tried to then he tried to actually reason with Chad and like told him to be less like Hitler. And then today I love or of course I take I take very important notes. My favorite thing as he left, I was like, I'm gonna miss you, Daniel, when he said,

she's obviously going for personality. My personality is shit. Are not at my level as far as body, No one's on my level. The best that's how you go out. He went out swinging, and the best was when he goes. He was her chances are her picking. I have a better chance of getting hit by lightning well shaving my face. Yeah, while shaving minutes to come up with shaving my face. He is a dream weaver. I love him so much. I was watching it with my bachelorette watching party, which

is five women in myself Sarah. Yeah, she was like a late invite exactly. Yeah, I guess you can come in. Made the cut for six you Lisa Rena Rue McClanahan, Oh my god, exactly, but they're all like, oh my god, Daniel always tho. I can't believe he laughing. There's like never mind, yeah, yeah. The interview was like, never mind. Do you always watch with the same girls quite often? Who's who's? Do I know any of the girls? Um? I don't know that you do. Know. It's nice because

your girlfriends or just your bachelor wine. Okay, we're gonna start at the beginning and let's just speak freely, you guys. Let's start out the protein powder funeral for chat. Yeah, Wells, it's great. I wish Wells would like have a little more get up and go because I think he's adorable and it actually seems to have a personality. Yeah, he's really fun and I think like he he kind of reminds me of like a Latin pop star even though does but he just seems like that's what he kind

of seems like. But he doesn't have any Yeah, he needs a little more, Like Wells needs like a time machine to go back ten years and start lifting ways to kind of compete with the other guy. These are very well really like and his eyes are like sinking into his head. It's like I want to give him a burger, like I feel like, boo boo boo, you would need Yeah, it's me you need some eyeliner and me like but like and she definitely seems to like

to look at her brother, look at her brother. Was brothers man boy side not just for America, you can't. This isn't like a sensory podcast, thank god. But like it is so hot in here, just the at it is like about degrees, you know, because we're all getting hot uto the collar thinking about wells. I thought that was so smart that I did love. I thought it was I liked that the Evan the erectile dysfunction guy

was sniffing the protein powder. And I didn't mention last week in the podcast, and I would like to just say to you guys we mentioned very briefly, but when at the very end of the episode, the last one went before Chad left there it was the outros. They had Evan the erectile dysfunction guy, and Daniel the Canadian approached him from behind and say, and Evan's overlooking the cliff and he says, I'm naked, and he basically like pretended to grab him, and Evan didn't even flinch, like

didn't even flinch. Yeah, you think he is. That both of them were ready to get in the bone zone and that hot. Yeah, I think so. I think Evan was in. The interesting thing to me about Evan was her keeping him around because not because I just was like, she won't pick up, like she certainly has the type and it's just not Evan, Like, no, it's just not really amazing. I would also love it. Yeah, I would love her to have to like go to a fantasy suite with Evan and actually like get at it. I

want Evan to be the next Bachelor. I want it awkward. His hairman, I can't handle this here. So then I like, so then Chad shows back up. I love when Evan. Evan goes, you owe me a shirt, and then he and then he goes, you have a wallet, you need money?

I thought you had a boner company. Chad. Like when he was giving commentary over the Rose ceremony last week, I was like, that's what he should be doing every week, Chad when he when he goes the fir from the very first episode, from the very first episode, Chad's commentary when he was like, I don't even know who who? Then is that guy. Chad's actually a genius. Yeah, Like they should hire him literally to just do the over the ceremony because he was remember when she picked the

guy or Nick right? Is that yeah? Is that his name? That Alex? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah. He's gonna take herd of she has to take him like like short people. She has to say she doesn't want America. I think she doesn't like she were Yeah, Oh my god, he's a genius because like, again, what sad is that? I was actually like, I have a friend. His name is Rob roy Is. He's a contractor. He's a fucking contractor. He also so he and I were talking about it

today we were staying home in a weird way. Chad is such a genius and such a savant. If only he didn't get to the point where he's talking about torsos floating in a pool when the heads arms her legs or like the machette or I'm gonna GPS your house Jordan Rogers. Yeah, I think he might kill somebody. That's the thing. Like he's gonna go to Mexico, I'm bad for in Paradise and he's going to get like the drug cartel to run for their money, like the

chopper is going to have Chap doing things on the dude. Okay, so then we have Alex. So the little guy Alex who became such a it was weird. I came out and then when he beat Chat on that date, then all of a sudden, he just became all pompous like he was such a dick. He was such So she meet out with him. We see her leaving at that. I was uncomfortable watching the make up she did it. She took the bullet. She meet out with him. You could tell she didn't want to either, No, she didn't,

but she was a champ about it. Yeah. Well I think when she gets in there, she's like, all right, it feels nice, Like that's just kind of Jojo likes you accept this time. Yeah, just so Jojo. You know what, I think those girls have to just be a sport at a certain point. It like like like everybody's going to tell you about like somebody who died, and then you're gonna make out with them, and then you're gonna wish it was Jordan Rodgers. Yeah, she she couldn't have

looked more bored. Who was she talking to? You? Remember there was one more. She just looked like the poem. The poem. She was like, guy like she kind of I was like, she was like or something. We just make out, you know, like, because kayl, can we just I don't know what you just let's just make out. Let's just cut to the chase and make out. We just make out. I just like, at least stop this poem a painful? Is making out with me is not as painful as listening to guys, any listeners out there,

No girl wants a poem. You don't want to poem. No one wants to People don't like poetry. The only person who likes poetry as a person who wrote the poem. That's true. What about hiku Hi, Oh my god, I'll take I will take a high coup Chad so angry meat, meat, lots of meat, how a pharmacy, a portovore, mosteroids. Thank you my god, you guys, I just wrote America. So then okay, then they're then they're back cut to these

dudes with the fucking cupcakes. The cupcakes because because of Alex, like hoorady to carry Alex like a hero through the house like you did it. By the way, it was very easy for them to get no problem. And then some pa made all those cupcakes and they handed out like New Year's Eve crackers. Yeah, it was so embarrassing. It felt like a junior high like musical theater camp, like Billy got the leaded and you know, like you're a good man, Charlie Brown and connected it. Let's throw

a party. And I also, I mean, I was glad to see Chad go just because I was getting tired of them just talking about him all the time. So I don't know what they'll have to do now, like that might be a problem, but they were getting a little too girly where that was just every time he left room to what was interesting the removal of Chad. It really did show you how lame these guys are, Like, like I think Jojo kind of got a stinker bunch, right, Yeah, well she got a lot of like there's a lot

of hair situations. Oh my god, Robbie, Robbie the swimmer, the hair, the hair, even Jordan's hair. J Yeah, it makes me insane. Tell me, tell me about tell me about Jordan's because it's so it's just so bit. He loves it. He thinks it looks amazing every time. And the very first episode when he was talking to him, his head was cocked and there was just like one piece flopping off to the last time. I was like, that is so I wouldn't be able to handle it.

And then and then it flops down in front of his face and you're like, just cut it and then you won't look like that. I want to throw in another thing with him, because you can tell he thinks he looks hotly does that? I also think somebody told him he looks hot when he bites his lower lip. Did you notice he did that a lot during the day. He'd be like, oh my god, there's a lot of lower lip biting. I don't notice that. I didn't notice that. Like girls licked there too, Yeah, don't do that. Well.

Jojo actually does that a lot. Jojo actually a lot when yeah, a lot. During the poem, she was like, and she doesn't like she as she thinks she should be. Because Caitlin was really good at crying, Jojo just dabs near her eye where a tear should be. She dabbed her eyes like rain for it made me look sense. And if I don't ever want to see Jordan Rogers

dance again. I almost feel like the producers hate him that they edited that in, Like they were like, he maybe he has a little better at some moment in time. They made him No. He were like, we're putting that in. No, and maybe he did it. They were like, we're putting that in. Yeah. Last night when she cried, it was so funny because she kept going, you know, and like,

you know, obviously she's just willing it out. And then John was like, she's too dehydrated whole episode, like there's never gonna be By the way, I would waste seven pounds if I drank, and like I would have. She looks better in a bikini than any human on Plan I know. I said that last night. It was like, how do they stay so thin? You think that she doesn't eat, just drinks all that, just only drinks. I

think it's liquid diet. She guys on one day every night and just drinks and eats, and then the next day in a bikini. But if you have three bottles of wine a day, that's still a lot of calories. I would look I would be I would be college fat in like two days or less. Yeah, it would be. I would like and I would be like the producer would be like, we regret, we regret that wasn't like day one and day four of filming are like a

much different experience. Articles about you or they're like the more natural exactly our first bachelor in a tankiny okay, okay. So then here we have did you guys see the ad for Bachelor of Paradise where they did Chad eating the meat? Okay, okay, okay, did you? So then they're they're nemicolon and we have Chase and those big stupid balls, the big balls that they're running at each other in the big bounty balls, like big hairy pink ball. Why would you ever do that? And like, by the way,

they're on concrete, you're in heels. That was that embarrassed me because she, you know, she's like, I got all pretty and now we're like having full physical contact in balls. You're stuck being at a big pink ball. And then like that was just like product placement. Yeah, you're right. It was like you always see commercials for those. You're right. It was like, oh, look at these big balls. You

love big balls, mashed them into each other. But whoever watches the bats are and goes, you know what, we gotta get some of those that looks fun. Bunch of housewives in the Midwest that are like, I'm getting those from my kids yours, And you also know that they're like these ladies are like, these ladies love the balls, so let's have It's just like it goes hand in hand, hand in your hand, in your balls, balls in your hands. A better bird in hand. So the guy the bomb, James,

he looks like Corey Feldman. Can we just give a shout out to the He's like, he looks like he looks like cray Felman. James Taylor, No, no, James. There was the guy who was the He was James. He was the boxing ring owner. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess he does look a little bit like cray Felman. So then they're like, you know what, we've run out, We've blown our budget on Pennsylvania. We're gonna go to your auguy Pennsylvania, to Uruguay. What is happening? ABC. I

also really enjoyed listening to everyone say you're Aguay. Like Jojo was like, we're going to You're a way. You can tell she been practicing in the mirror for a lot like a week. She's like, don't buck this up. All looks stupid and that's like, I actually hear that you're a guy is supposed to be really pretty. But clearly they were in like the Fort Lauderdale of your Aguay and they're like, whoa, here we are Ergay, Like

they could have been in Venice Beach. Yeah, it didn't look great and there was and he was like the hottest girl in your Aguay. Like there's no other girls there, anybody else. So they get to Uruguay, okay, hold hard, okay, Daniel leaves blah blah blah. Daniel leaves okay, okay. So then we get down there, she gets her she gets her date. She goes on her date with Jordan's with the seals swimming. I wanted more seals. Yeah, I mean,

but I don't. I think that would be fun, but I don't know that I would be like, oh, this is a romantic first time in the ocean with like a big slimy animal like flapping around. It's better than the pigs. But Olivia, Olivia and the pigs, Olivia and the pig. I would like to be in the water with seals. I think it would be cool. But I just felt like it was probably the least romantic moment that they could have had. So George, let's talk about Jordan.

Jordan's he's a liar, liar pants on fire right like his vibe, his vibe and this is all this is all just us guessing. We don't have any inside facts, but we have his excess Instagram, which I look at every day looking for updates. Well, I want I was curious. I actually immediately google her last night watch because you know she was watching with the way she said like, Okay, here's my question. She was like, I met your ex. I'm concerned. So part of me is like, how did

you meet the X? If you've been filming The Bachelor at did you know he was gonna be on? How did you meet the egg? Like the timeline doesn't add up? You were talking before? Yeah, And she basically admitted that last night, Like that's what she admitted because reality Steve says they were talking before. Yeah, So they must have been because otherwise, like everybody else's sequestered. So how are you befriending? Like, how are you befriending some girl? Yeah?

I know, she definitely obvious. She had to have known he was coming, Otherwise, how would his name even come up between them? And then so then that when she called him out, he could not look her in the eye. He panicked, He took a sip of water, and then he said, quote my pastor said, don't say you love somebody when you're willing unless you're willing to put a ring on their finger. And Aaron Foley, who we were watching with last night, was saying, I think you're quoting Beyonce.

Very true, Yeah, he's and he looked so angry when she brought it up, like he looked I kind of knew it was coming. I literally was like, did they film this episode before? First of all, I just keep saying literally, and because I learned that's their word, and

now it's gotten in my head. On The Bachelor, the girls say like a lot, and now the guys on the Batchelor they go he literally was this watch for it, you'll drive yourself and saying, oh my god, I like that, And now I keep saying it because it's yeah, I like that. Every time one of the guys says literally, you know it. Last night one of the guys take a drink or kill yourself? I will be I will

blow it up to college weight. By the end of the episode, there was one of the people who watched was tweeted into us was saying, there were so many McConaughey references last night. There were so many alright, alright, alright, And when the side tip, this side tip was the only time they were funny, those guys. I actually liked him us like Luke. I liked him being funny. Yeah, he was kind of turning about that. And Luke is very he feels so very soap opera to me. He

looks like he should be. I know some girls really like him. He seems sincere, but his looks don't do it for me. And I do think that there might be bats in the bill Free with Luke, I feel like you're my favorite, And I actually feel like he's a little too much like, no, I have come here to meet my broad like in a way that's like maybe creepy, yeah, like a little Lifetime movie. Yeah, not on purpose. I don't know. Did he get Keith teeth cap Like, what is happening? What's the life? Like? What's

going on? It's the there's it's more like the his his his forehead kind of keeps going upwards when it usually it stops, and then his hair is also up and it just like becomes this sort of I feel like that's a soap popular look because from some side angles he looks like an old fashioned movie star and then and then it turns around and then you're like an old um. No, I kind of like him. I actually really like him. I think I just don't. I don't know how to make out with him. I I

just see he seems too serious all the time. That's where the soap opera thing comes in from. And then no, were you guys on Derek said last night, Derek like saying I needed reassurance. I feel he stood up to chat. He stood up to those douchey guys we're getting up on him. Yeah, I thought that was fair. He looks like Krasinski, I know. I actually the girls we were watching with last night love him like I also don't

want to make out with him either. He's handsome, but I don't want to get in the bones on with that. Is there anyone that you want to make out with? It's on the show. If I if I was going to pick I mean, have you seen Joe Jim. I guess I would go I mean, I used to think Chase was cute, but then Chase was such a door knob last night. I guess I'd go Wells. I would make out with Wells. I'd lock Wells into a closet.

I'd give him a weekend of in and out burgers, I'd have him go train with John Ryan, and then I'd go make I was, well, that's a good plan for him. Who would you make out? The show? Who would you make out with? Well? Now that I'm working out with the Welds every day, were like other who

would you pick? I mean, Jordan is cute, but I don't think See, I don't think Jordan's cute at all because he for some reason and I and I it's the hair and and I guess maybe I'm just like making assumptions about the stuff I have read, so I'm totally guilty of it. But that's what this shows for um, is that I just feel like he's just a douchebag, Like he just reminds me have like, maybe it reminds me of someone that sucked me over in college. I'm not I'm like, what are you doing on I don't

trust him, and he lied to her. He's a liar. Looks like a liar. Yeah, I don't trust him. He does look like what about Chase Chase? Chase was hot and class. I kind of thought that Vinnie the barber who nobody else we love Vinny. I thought it kind of looked like like a Bradley Cooper, like a stand in for Bradley Cooper. We were a ruder. I picked Vinnie because we did it. We did a preseason draft pick where we just went on The Bachelor at web page. We read their bios and we picked who went all

the way. And there's my wild card to make it the fantasy seas. I liked Vinny. Do you can you say who you pick? Sure? Sure, of course I picked Jordan's Chase. It was it was either Jordan. It was either Jordan, Chase and Vinny or Jordan, Derek and Vinny Chase. I picked Jordan Chase Vinny. And you don't look for a head for spoilers and stuff. You know what. It's hard because I'm a very compulsive person and I want

to but I haven't yet. But I but I would imagine everybody says that I would imagine everybody says that Jordan one. Yeah, I think that's what you both think. But yeah, I mean, I don't know. I haven't looked I think, especially based on last night, just the fact that you could tell you so. But like they were asto about those tears at the end, like the coming up, how you do it in your lucky ring? It looks good, you do good. I know, I've never seen it in

a pinky ring, don't you know my knuckle? You know, But it's a different look for you, and I kind of like you guys are adorable. I didn't say everything about you, guys. I like last night we actually did to consider what it would be like if in our vows we just said quotes from The Bachelor. It would be like life isn't all paper, planes and blueberries. Yeah, you don't like milk, you should like it. It's deliteral. Yeah. And then you looked at me and you said, I

never thought i'd meet someone like you. I thought I had a better chance of getting struck. Oh my god. You should be less like Hitler, more like Mussolini or Donald Trump or George Bush. So good, they're so many, or or even like Olivia from last year. I like, like smart stuff, they're so smart Lace. When Lace quoted her own tattoo and then left, she that girl, I felt like, I know there's something, there's something off, there's something I'll go, all right, yeah, and they're medicating it.

I feel like because I watched, of course, I watched the after show and she she'd gotten sober and said she regretted being on the show, and they and they asked her to be on Bautroom Paradise and she kind of declined and then or she like refused to give them an answer. And I worry that they like pushed her into it. You can't stay sober through Silita, and they're going to be playing her with mohitos as fast

as you can say. You don't say so we can you imagine if you showed up to Boutroom Paradise, you like, I'm drinking, leave exactly, I'm three days sober. Yeah, um okay. So then they go so then we go, oh my god. Then we have the Vinny barber Shop and the fucking magazine.

The magazine, the producers. It's also do you guys watch Unreal? Yes, It's dead because that was so I mean, because I asked, I talked to um, sorry, Molly No, Shannon Shannon the quick Yeah, from the from the Bachelor, Molly Bender and the TV show. What you're talking about? Molly that used to be on Molly you know she's married to She was on the Batch. No, No, she was on the Bachelor and she was going to be the bachelorette. And Mesner Mesner Meisner. She was on the Bachelor, she was

going to be the next batcherette. And then her the guy that broke up with her at the end of the Bachelor he ended up coming back and asking her to marry him. Yes, yes, yes, Molly Meisner. Yes, is that right? I know who you mean. I know Harry Anyway, Ship Anyway. She does the radio show and UM Seattle, so I've met her a few times. She's very awesome, and so I called in this morning just to talk

about it. And my first question was like, that's you can't see magazines, right, She was like, no, that's yeah. So that's why it was so confused by the magazine. But then I realized, of course it's full on unreal, and you know, somebody, some producer got like a Louis to Tom handbag over that because her reaction, she goes, why are you showing me this? And then I mean he was like, HI hate him. It was really funny. They got like the big I'm sure they were just

like the biggest boner for her reaction. I just tried every night they were in the production truck like nail dude. I mean, you couldn't have gotten a bigger reaction, know, And then and what did she say the next day? She was like, last night was the worst night in my life. I know, it's like, it's like, really, because we watched you with Ben and I would have guessed that would have been we watched him tell you I love you and then picked somebody else two months ago.

That wasn't the worst. I love about it too, when you do think about unreal. The only reason the barbershop was set up was to get the magazines there. That's the if you go back to there's never been a need for a haircut, but like lots of people do lots of things, they figured out, how can we get them these magazines? Naturally, Oh, we'll set up a barbershop, they'll go for their haircuts and they'll just happen to be in the barbershop there. I didn't even think of

that's the only way to get them there. Oh, that's true. Need such devils, such devils. And then like the reaction and the guys you can see the once you're deprived of stimulation, like how crazy people get the dudes care that much over a magazine and like she shoot for the wrong reasons, Like I know that was really fun. They were really hung up on it. I'm like, don't you see you know that this happens every season with every tabloid, Like there's always stuff about someone. And they

were really worked out by the way. Her extra's name was Chad, which was amazing. So then my thighs are so sweaty. I just want to say I'm sweating and yeah, it's not a higher whoever you might want to like light all this chair afterwards. Okay, so this burned this entire place to please, let's just torch about that. So then they go sand surfing. That looked awful the worst. Can you imagine how much sand would be in your eyes? You're in a beach town, you go sand surfing without

the water? Yeah, why, I don't even understand, Like it may be so confused, it looks so not fun. I just thought I was going to get mites on my legs and stand in my eyes. And wasn't she wearing leather pants? Yeah? It just I mean that seems how itchy is your cross? Right? If you're imagine having leather pants in the sun with sand in your crotch, getting wowed by Alex a tiny marine doing flips down, you've

lost your mind. When all of a sudden, when Alex flipping down like a Uruguay stand, he was so proud of himself he did do it. It was the only time that I was like, Alex, it's kind of it was totally well, it's easier to get airborne when you're little. Your a gynas a little. He wasn't flipping, just falling down, poor little guys. But he didn't enough. He was like a little low upsetter of grating. He was able to

place his landing. Oh my god, so good. So then she goes on her date with She goes on her date with Robbie and they go first of all, the dog. The dog was adorable. But then they go to that there's like the sand sculpture. It looks like five big

grade dicks in the sand. They're playing like peekaboo with the gray Dicks, and then they like throw themselves into these clips that like literally could have had rocks under them, and I mean, I guess they sculped it out or whatever before, but they're like, I guess we'll just do this. And I'm like, you also have your bathing suits and sneakers shoes, and that's that was the funny spark to me, her crawling out of the water, and I'm like, it's so. I mean, she still looks great, but it's sort of

like hot and water ship. It's like you come out and you're like that was fun, Like it's not possible. And by the way, can I just backtrack because I'm so hot that I'm like in a fever dream. I want to just backtrack for one second. What we didn't say? The whole big like to be continued with Chad and his hand fingers down the window. They didn't even have him doing that up top. They had his whistle. I love the whistle, his fucking like blair Witch whistle through

the woods coming. He did it real quick. They glossed over, but they were like, oh, what we did. We didn't make a big deal about that. They told him to do it obviously, right. Yeah. So then okay, Jojo looks great in a bikini. So she goes on the date with Robbie. So Robbie's friend died and that was sad. That was sad. It was really sad. And it made me kind of forgive him for saying I love you

that fast. It was aggressive he did. Yeah, like right, I mean, especially when he goes you know you sometimes they're on their third week. Yeah, probably, like it's probably day four in like real life time, fourth week, day four. It has been very calculated for him though. So far. It's like if you and I are talking and there's a rose in the middle table and be like my friend died, and you're like, well, shot, I gotta give it to you now, I love you. She did seem

really into someone saying I love you to her. She seemed a little too. Yeah. I would be like, oh, you do you know what? I gotta be honest with you because I get that too. I get a little more. I think you're two camps. You're either like you're either of like, oh whoa red flag? Don't like, don't take me hostage. But I think there's some girls that are like, oh my god, if it's too soon. I'm like, oh

my god, do not put me under your floor board. Yeah, maybe she's like there's a camera crew, you can't kill me. It's kind of nice to hear I love you. But that hair, that hair, Yeah, I don't have a lot of hair situation. I don't want to make out with him. The hair. Gell was not holding up in Paraguay. No, it was like it was we didn't even talk about his day at the spa with Jordan's. Oh, they had like cucumbers on their Jordan knew it was a joke and was like eating cucumbers and and he was actually

like yeah, Robbie was like, let's get ready. I gotta get ready. I love you. I've just met this girl and I'm about to blow it down. So then Derek, I feel like the guys were like, yeah, he needed reassured. I mean, I do think it's early to be that jealous. It's like, what do you think the game is? Bro Like like he was shutting down. Now. Granted I wouldn't do well in this situation, would yeah, but thank you.

They all signed up to go and they know what they're getting into this season, they've watched all they know. They're right, You're right. It shouldn't be surprised that you're on a date twenty five other guys, and it should be weird, but it should be a surprise. And then I do it daily. That's pretty much my life. That's true. Yeah, I just hang out with dudes all day. That's true.

I like that the combo too, of like like you have a very do job and like Chelsea was a very strong lady, like strong female places like that coming together of these powers stand up sort of it feels like a dude job to other people. But yeah, as you know, so I do that. It's actually, yeah kind of work you do. You go on tour with Sarah every when she does stand up a lot. That's nice

wherever she goes. Yeah, last season, he came with me for the whole time, and I thought I was going to hate it because I was like, I'm so used to traveling alone. Yeah, you know that you have to adjust, but I had it was the best. It was so much fun to actually have someone there and not feel what did you go to the did you go to every show? It's like, you don't have to watch it at again. You can go out, And I just want to say, when when you guys came in, you pulled

the chair out for Sarah. You made sure she was all situated. Your mama raised you right. Where are you from? There you go? There you go, so you're that's why you're rooting for the Canadian and Caitlin, where are you from in Canada? That's nice? His mom did. Sisters, there you go. I feel like boys that grew up, particularly with older sisters, are so well likely like the best husbands and boyfriends and stuffing. Like like, I feel like the guys I know who grew up because you've been teased,

but you're like a good guy. You respect women like they they go those sisters breaking the guys can I just tell you And this is obviously off topic, but I had my we can go off topics. We can go. I had my bachelotte party a couple of weekends ago. Just take us ten girls, and I saw pictures on Jen Kirkman looks so cute, so cute, so um. The day we get there, they he had told a day before that he had gone to meet one of my girlfriends her boyfriend for drinks, and I didn't think that

anything of it. Well, it turns out he was like giving him something to give to her, to give to me. He gives presents. They give me this box. They don't know what's in it. It's a big blue Tiffany box. I opened it. It has a pair of earrings and this bracelet on top for me. And then I pull open the box. It's got nine other tiny little boxes with a card written for each girl by name, like individually wrote a card like Jen, thank you for being sarahes friend, like you were the best guy. I know

it was. I mean they were all like I was. I just looked at all that and they were like like we were all just like this way. By the way, every female comic and I don't I can't speak every I'm not. Do you have a fund up dead? Oh he's been married four times? Okay, yeah, how comic guy know pretty much has some funky something somewhere like like that's a that's a tough room of ladies that are like God, bless you. I mean, like and I bet every single room was like oh, they were just blown

away there like I can't even believe. And then and then they get mad at their you know, boyfriend, her husband. And then the next day one of my really close friends, Sarah Tilly, who's like still has an Arkansas accent from back. She she woke up in the morning and she goes into my room. She goes, what do you think our president is today? I don't think you have another one coming? But that's good, so sweet, you know. Yeah, we must compliment each other very well too. It's like you both

have a nice it's just a right balance. Yeah, it's fun. Well you accept this well I have. I can't thank you, and I mean to take time right before your wedding. I am so truly. I hope you guys once you come back, maybe from your honeymoon, will you come on for bets for in Paradise? Yeah? Absolutely. Maybe you can

get another fan, will you? Yeah? Yeah, this is we usually have Erican I like to like, maybe you could have broke all over this maybe you just say overloaded all over the city because I'm telling you that a lot of thankfully, I'm wearing spanks. So it's real fucking nice, and it's real nice in the downstairs area right now. I had like a pitch meeting earlier, so I had to like look kind of put together. Thankfully, that's over with. I mean it truly, it should just execute me. The

thought of like having to deal with this situation. Well, I can't thank you enough. Do you have any shows or anything that you want to plug or not? I don't want to talk about more. I'm happy. I didn't want to whatever. I didn't know it was already. I was talked aboutom do you need to pay? Okay, well you can find I'll talk to Sarah privately. Oh god, okay,

come back, Oh my god, Sarah. He is adorable. She's the Yeah, he's very sweet, Like it's so thoughtful, it is incredible, and it is funny what you say, because I mean I get along very well with my dad. But yeah, he was married four times. Like you don't come out of the game, like I mean, there's always something off. Yeah, there's always something off. Yeah, I just like it takes a strong man, I think to pick

and marry a female comic. A lot of a lot of guys want to date a female comic, but to actually like be confident enough to deal with a strong woman who's out there and she's touring and like to be cool with that it takes a very special guy. Yeah, I just assumed I wouldn't ever. I honestly, I was like, I'll just never find someone that can deal with this. So it's fine, Like I'll just I'm so happy for years later, you know, or something. I didn't care. I

really was like, it's fine. I have a friend who have a Golden Girls date with. Yeah, we're gonna when we're both older, and she's she We're ready, we're gonna. I've already liked. She's the lady that when I when I was living in New York and I would come out for all the Chelseas. It's who I stayed with. And we've already basically lived together. I'm like, already her life partner, right, And so when we're old, we're gonna live together. Do you need a third Yeah? You never know.

You never know. I mean, we'll be fine, but you know, just if he goes first or whatever. But he's younger than me, so she the fact that you found a gentleman who has who watches a Bachelor with his girls group? Are they his girls? And you came in they know they're my friends actually that he's met out here now, but they I mean like they text and you know, and I'm not even in the on the chain and like they're all they've all become very good friends. So

it's awesome. Like I love that. I didn't even know what could happen, but yeah, I think. I mean, there's not a ton of and he would even he you would tweet about it and stuff about the Bachelor and the bacheler Atte and people loved that there was this NFL player that would you know that doesn't happen a bunch? Are you spending time in Seattle? Um? I go there a lot during the season, and then I went up during when he was back in training camp for this spring.

I would go up. We kind of would trade almost every weekend. But during the season, I just go there because he can't. Are you a footballer wife? I mean I'm trying to be. I'm trying to fit in with the footballer wives. Know. They're all super nice to me. Actually, so we must love you. They must love you. In my head, they were all going to be, you know, they were going to be like who's this bitch and whatever. I pictured them all British and like like Mary just

soccer stars, Like it's my accent. That's what what did you How did you propose? Um? I made a scrap book. Oh my god, just like like are there's like a little notes to her and like text messages and pictures of our from day one. Oh my god. And then um, she came to Seattle. It was after a game. She just flew in. While she was in the air. I called her parents asked for their blessing, and then when she got there, we opened gifts. Chris, this is right

for Christmas? Right after Christmas? Yeah, it was. It was our Christmas. Yes, that was a couple days. And then after that then got down one knee. Oh did you cry? Yeah? I guess I didn't answer. It's actually like the greatest ring anybody. It's pretty much the Super Bowl Ring of engagement rings. I didn't really knee that. You really kneel that, Katie. You know our producer Katie is a huge football fan

and she's a Niners fan. Katie, are you now now that we have now that basically we know that John John Rynan is the greatest guy on planet Earth? Does it change your feelings about the Seahawks about him? But what about like, how could you spend time with this man and not root for him. How could you not root for him? Because you can't. But like most most teams like fans for other teams, like do cheer for me because when I'm on the field, it's good for

you guys. That's true, that's true to you. Thank you, thank you, cheery all right, I don't want to put you in Can you believe how good I mean? Can you believe this guy? No, like this never happened. Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna tell my boyfriend to listen to this. Oh my god, Katie is so funny. We were watching this night. Katie likes all the tough guys. Katie like Katie liked it when the uh when Robbie the Swimmer threw her on the pool table a couple episodes ago, and she

was like, I hope she goes. I always tell my boyfriend, I want to what is it a real man? I was like, my boyfriend, Yeah, she always tells her boyfriend, I want a manly man. Oh and so, and I know you want to go. I don't care, no, no, please no. But I think the one thing we didn't talk about anything anything laying it down there when Jordan's took Jojo to the other side. That was hot. Yeah, and aggressive. It was like a little like it was at but it was also hot, like I could see

what she loved it. She loved it. She loved it. She loved that. She like the she liked the Robbie pool table. She likes to be thrown around like like like she likes well you look at her brothers who are so aggro and there was sucking cowl next sweater mouth kissing her when she was I don't ever want my brother even give me a firm handshake. He even like, I don't want any bodily contact with any of my family members. She likes a guy. Yeah, it was so. I mean it was a great shot obviously where they

had on the one side and then Jordan over. They were just like she might have got pregnant. I think I fell like I got pregnant. I was like, maybe I will have a baby. Yeah, maybe this is gonna happen. It's gonna be half Ta Has Ta Has Joe Joe and uh and I guess you're broth from Texas my full tea. You guys. Here was the thing with the elimination of Chad, which was the big distractor all season. Now I'm realizing that it is limited pools. So I guess we didn't even come to who are we rooting? War?

And so you picked Vinnie to make out with but he's gone. Yeah, I who would I? You know? I guess out of the who's left over? I would have root for Luke because I feel like he even though it's a little too intense and might yeah, but I feel like he actually is genuinely a nice guy. I made that up. I have no facts about it. I think he seems like genuine like he seems genuinely into her. I don't know that he'd be a ton of fun to hang out with um at all, but at least

he wouldn't like funk around on her. I think he'd be the least fun person to go like hang out with. Yeah, you really want to go to happyla? What's so happy about happy hour? Nothing too happy about happier? Who would you? Who do you think is? I think Jordan's gonna win? I feel like I'm not cheering for anybody at all. You usually have someone who's like, you want to go, you gotta win, and this year, like I don't know, last year, with Caitlin. Were you team Nick or team Sean?

I was team Sean. I was Jam. I liked Sean. Although I don't get the feeling because I check up on them a lot online, I don't get the feeling. Yeah, they're that, they're like over the moon. No, it doesn't feel Have they gotten married? No? No? Uh? Tanner and Jade so cute. Yeah, televised watched it. Oh we met at this softball tournament too, when I also met Mally, who I'm moll like Godda keep sucking up her name and I know her. I feel really bad. I feel

an asshole. But we also we also met Desiree and Chris and they were super nice. Yeah that's exciting. Were you superstar stressed? Yeah? I tried to act like I didn't watch them. I tried to act like John watched it and not me, And then later I was talking to her, I was like, Okay, I watched too, and really like it. We two weeks ago got in here Christian the Bachelor. He was the adorable gentleman who got eliminated, who to care of his brothers. We had him in here.

I don't think ABC is gonna let me share it. But we got to get our hands on him, and it was as if George Clooney was in the Revit was so excited to have a real bachelor, Like I couldn't believe I'd captured a Bachelor. It was so excited. That is pretty exciting. I don't know, I because I feel like leash your Caitlin had she had Jared, she had the big Benzi, she had, she had Sean, She had boring Ben Higgins. He was cute and then turned

out to be a real dud, real real buzz kill. Um. But she had like five or six like decent choices. She kept Cupcake around too long. Yeah, but I think, yeah, I don't think that there's anybody. And maybe it's just because all this stuff that's out so we're making prejudgments. I don't know. But or maybe there's cast a bunch of I think they're just not sick, see, like I don't want to make out with them. Yeah, I'm so mad at ABC castic. Oh my god, you're supposed to

come on. Wells man up, you guys. Okay, Final question Bachelor in Paradise Jubilee Chad Jared, The Twins, The Twins Lace Lace Lace Nick, and then that blonde chick that like stirred the pot about Olivia. No, Leah, all right, who is who's going to make out with Chad? Oh? The twins maybe at the same time. Yeah, I bet you that one twin who stuck around and kind of got tough. I bet she tells off Chad. She gets like she likes to tell Yeah, you're right, because she

was the one that took down Olivia. Yes, that's true. She had said they were like happy, so maybe they wouldn't put up with a chap, but I feel like they might, like bad Bruce who live in Vegas. Who's going to make that's true? Oh? Yeah, you're absolutely right. You're absolutely right. Who's going to capture Jared? You know that the producers are going to send Ashley I back once he's found happiness. Ashley is going to come into cry. Oh yeah, who is going to capture Jared this year?

Maybe Leah? Okay, I don't know. I can't. There's also Amanda, the single mom. I bet she and Jared why she always leaving her kids? I know, also always leaving her kids and then acting like, um she is and then she's like, I'm such a good mom, I never introduced anyone to anyone, and then she introduces Ben to him on camera and now and and I'll be insilated. Maybe the kid's going You know what, I think that Thomas

middle did said, what is that? I think that I think that if I did, Having spent one hour with those kids, it did seem like a lot. I'd also want to go to Mexico, Yeah, for sure, but maybe they're going to bring maybe there will be other babies there and she'll bring hers and the baby Bachelor. You guys, I really want you to come back after your honeymoon. I want a full report from the honeymoon. And because batch from Paradise starts August two, when you come back

from your honeymoon, we'll be back. So maybe would you guys like to You'll be back in training in Seattle on location. We'll bring in Chris. You know what if I do parlor live? Oh yeah, if I do parlor live, yes I can't, yes exactly. Will you guys be coming down here at all? And August or September, Well, I'll be here a bit. He'll be back. You know what we'll call you, well, we'll steal your bride and we'll call you. Yeah, exactly, I'll patch you and we can

patch you in you go fancy pants. Oh my god, can I just say you guys were fucking hilarious. Thank you July. We were so excited to have you and you were great. We'd love to have you back. Yes, for sure, we'll be back. Thank you for letting me where you're ring. Oh I got friendship? Um okay, Oh, and I guess I will be And believe it or not, I'm getting classy you guys. I will be in a play all of July at the Bootleg Theater about the Ramoons, written by John Ross Bowie, who's the new lead in

the show as Mini Driver. He's on Big Bang Theory and it's with Josh Brenner from Silicon Valley. You can get your tickets. It's called Four Cords and a Gun. You can get your ticket at Bootleg Theater dot org. Oh my god, I'm gonna come see that real good July seven to July. Yeah, and do you have any shows you want to plug? Yeah, I'll be in Chattanooga at the end of July. July or something like your book. You have your book, my book? Has anyone seen my pants is out, and then I have about New York

Times best selling author that's awesome. And then I'm in Seattle and in Kirkland's um in September. But all the dates are on my website Sarah Colonna dot com. You guys, John Ryan, Sarah Colonna, I wish you all the happiness in the world and in games. Do you want to plug? Do you have a game? All? My podcast Kicking It with Johnny Greg on iTunes if you want me to be on it, I'll be honest. Would I'd really like to be? Who's Greg? A friend of mine from back

in Seattle. I'd like nothing more than to kick it with John and Gray. I probably would be out of my leg And will you just consider this song by Mark Rivers for your first stance? Yes, here we go a word? Should you read some your rose and do your world now? Leaving nurice dot com