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"16 DAY Fiancé!" With Debby Ryan and Rob Benedict

Sep 19, 20191 hr 16 min
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Debby and Rob join Arden, Anna and Katie to discuss the THREE HOUR FINALE of BIP!!!!! Dry Humping! Double Knee Bends! Placenta emails!!! - Arden wants to get dressed up in aggressive Western Wear and party at Stagecoach like it is 1999! - Debby is excited for the All Star Championship Rings! - Rob does his amazing Clay impression not getting pressured into a ring! - Katie takes a victory lap with Peter the Pilot the Bachelor! - Anna thinks that Hannah and Dylan are Miniature Hot People! All that plus........TWEET OF THE WEEK! 

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Oh my god, we did it. They gave us another It's like we ran a marathon and they're like, here's seven more miles to run in a three hour period. Not fairer BBC. But you're new and your will can you discover to lesbians can be good for rating watching Chris Harrison say the phrase quirk Queen is everything. But everything I needed just that way everything I needed. Oh

my god, you guys, we did it. And we've all my bunnies, my my, my precious bunnies out there, and well you accept this roseland you've all been with us on this journey. We didn't think we were going to make this extra six miles, but we made it. And I'm so glad we did because I think we are ending on a real, a real varsity level high this week. Um, you are here, this man. You know this man's got b D. You know this man has got a neatly trimmed beer. You know this man has a cat theme song.

Let's let's make it official, Bobbies on a vacation, all away talking man. You know thought Bachelor of the Year is a little I don't want to use it. Thank you. I'm gonna give you Player of the Year this season. You have been Player of the year. You win Player of the Year this season one podcast. Thanks. I'm exhausted. I feel like I put in the hours. I really watched every minute of this damn thing. You watched every minute.

And what a season it was. What a season. We were texting, we were guesting last night with our other guests about and I don't want to get cocky, but I guess three proposals to stay together. And I shouldn't give as much credit. I just agreed with you, you know what. But we don't know in a year what will be at I think it will be at one. Yeah, I think at best. Okay, let's give an intro to my friend who has a really nice hair color and bangs. Let's see what happens you love to love you rookie. Yes,

here we go. She's my best friend in Atlanta. I met her also in Atlanta. But then when we be friended each other go out watching love journeys, and I dragged her to my garage and then she fell in love and got engaged to a rector and making friends and Atlanta. She gave me a key necklace. We go to the store and we buy things like chief T shirt a good times. We both like catch. Her name is Debbie Ryan. She's like, my god, Wow, wow, it's still going. It's still going. That's it. It does that

thrill you. It really thrills me. I feel like I'm home. You're home. You made it, Debbie, you made You've been on like your pre honeymoon tour because you're not married. You've been celebrating your engagement. We've been doing like mad travel it. Tonight you went. You went to Europe. Where can you recommend? Which is a mussy for our listeners, like what spot are you like? Oh damn, you gotta get it on in Lisbon? Girl, I would say, Berlin's very cool. I've been there. I love at She's nice.

She's nice. Oh she's really cool. She likes a ping pong in the park. She likes a kid to set a fire and just run around without their parents. She loves a goth club. She's great coffee. I mean, you think Andy and Eric aren't just like doing bad things in Bay Smiths there. I definitely was texting Andy, Andy Fleming our sweet love and I texted him and I was like, Hey, I'm going to Berlin. Any recommendations. He's like,

it's going to be different for everyone exactly. It's like I'm a leather daddy, so you're probably gonna have a different experience. I loved Italy a lot. I went when I was a kid. I lived in Germany and my mom home schooled us, so we got to like kind of drive around borders, like nine countries, just drive around and like our curriculum was based off of where we

were visiting and like learning stream there. Yeah, we you know, with fourteen cents, went and like camped in all of these campgrounds and just kind of like posted up and would just get cheese from a grocery store and like eating in front the trevy fountains. So this time a Debbie, Yeah, very nice, very smart, she loves She taught us to love to learn. But so this time it was nice because we were like going to nice restaurants and groan and I was with my lover and so it was

laid out a lot. Your hair and your bangs are looking real cool. Thank you so much for my bank I very much. How are you feeling about them, because sometimes some of these people cut them, like myself, and I'm like, why did I cut bangs your nail. It, it really does. It's it's an undertaking. I'm like forehead, and I'm deeply insecure about my forehead. So it's nice to have bangs because they feel like I can just

hide it a little. I love it. Either that or it points to it like a curtain, the good curtain. You've got a good curtain, Ben, Thank you so much to Debbie and I are officially allowed to announce drum row Plates Insatiable season two. We have a release date. It's gonna be a good one. It is Friday, October, Love prid Act. Look, even if it's not your cup of tea, just pressed play and let it run all weekend that first weekend, so so mommy can get it. It was an accounts. You have to watch the whole

thing to make it count. Just hit play on your thing and go to bed and let it count. So we can get a season three and we can keep hanging out here. We can hang out here this like this. This garage isn't gonna hits at gonna get space for itself, isn't gonna pay This is not going to pay for itself. I really want and Debbie's your best friend in Atlanta. I would just like to reiterate that we are currently in l A. I know I'm unclear of the standard.

Oh my god, I'm gonna you're my friends. My best friend, Debbie came to Debbie came to Little Compton. She's seen it. Anna has read my book. She's done my she did or she read the book. I'm ready. It's I did the Millennial pass she did a millennial paths and Anna read it. You read it, did get I really liked it. It was nice to read a book like I wasn't being told I had to read because it was so great. But it was more like I get to read about

my friend. Yeah that's cool, you know, I'm so excited. Yeah, it's such a special voice. I know and can't read about the drug years. Oh my god, you're gonna hear about the sea breeziers and the sea breeziers and me trying to smoke long bonds while drinking sea breezes and Debbie debborite part when you describe Colorado folk, Yeah, that was Colorado, which was that which I didn't real which I didn't know it has not change, which I did not belong to I was like, what am I doing here? Um?

And Debbie's writing the forward I know I started crying in her passenger seat when she she speaks very highly of you in the book. Yeah, oh ship. It didn't occur to me actually that i'd be in the book. You got in the book, your book. So if I'm writing the foreward, then can I be like, don't say that about me? Why should about my far? Far were to dedicate a whole chapter by for eventive in properly proportioned? Or should she come in? It's a it's a long title of of a chapter. But that's why I did

Katie and Anna or here? How are you guys feeling? The beach just goes to the summer and overall this was your first time to Paradise, Debbie, how did you feel? Yeah? I mean I felt like a key again. It's great, isn't It's crazy? I I was thinking, actually at the end of Colton or Hannah season, oh, to go back and watch Bachelor for the first time, And I think that about some of my favorite franchisees in the Furious

and did you see Hobbs and Shaw? Of course I saw me, honest, I thought Opening Night I saught opening that, did you? Yeah, obviously I was very proxcited. I threw Josh would become friends with someone who's like very high up at Universal and we just start our buds now, I guess, and he and his family invite us over and we watched it in like his screening room. So I got to be like, how did the rock do this? Yeah? Yeah,

the worst about it? I love the one five where they go to Brazil and when they dragged the safe through the streets behind and then they have the logging truck. Yeah, yeah, I love that one. I like when they drive a car between buildings in Dubai. Oh my god, that's amazing. That's amazing. That Then in my other favorite franchise, that Crazy Time Cruise jumps out of and does his own sounds where he actually does it himself. I love that one.

Love that franchise. Love that franchise. Have you thought of having a Fast and Furious themed wedding? Oh? Are you the wedding? Ken? I could we hire? Can we hire the girl Hetty? So I could lay fight her. We can set up a fake subway station and I could lag fight her, because you know, I have a strong like I could lay versus Rodriguez in Mischelle Rodriguez leg fighting right before you come down. It really feels um

that it feels honestly appropriate. Actually are on my mullet dress, but I'll give me more room to like she might get caught up in my trail. Maybe you'll be a mullet jumpsuit with a long train. Yes you can use Oh yes, I could use it to like like do a final like chokehold, just like they didn't in Mission Impossible. And one way they jumped and she posed down in her dress and then she she climbs up him and uses her and get her legs. Okay, but that's a

different friends in Paradise. He's a good guy. We've already everybody else has tuned out, and for those listeners, this is about for podcast listen. We like other franchises. I'm sorry, I have high rowd take and I like Mission Impossible. I like Paradise, and I like I like Fast and Fury, and we just like that cinema, and I like French film.

I like French film. People. I'm a real treading the board bachelor in Paradise because I was like, oh, these are my faces and some of them, I didn't know, and something was all about very much and I have been only referring to it as the All Star Games that be asking my friends do you want to come and watch the All Star Games? The last night was the All Star Championship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And my friend Jill was like, you wonder who's going to get a

championship ring? Yes, and she also guessed three. She guessed three. Yeah, all every one of my living room guest three three engagements in a break up. Okay, let's starting with you because this is how we do it in Paradise. Because you've never done a Paradise pod. We can't go all the way through stay. It's not linear. We just pick up, pick a couple and we go through. Who do you want to talk about first? Deborack? Um? I mean should we just start with Actually, no, we have to start

We have to start with Chris. Yeah, that's who I wanted to start with. Chris and Katy, who is suffering like Chris, he needs a therapist. He well know, if anyone on that beach needs a therapist, it might be Katie. Yes, she needs alan on she needs Is she an alcoholic? Like obviously it's the way that she was talking is if he has a problem. No, she was talking like

she invented drama. She was so drama the whole time she was he felt fine, like he felt like, all right, well this is progressing at the rate of an actual relationship. And she's like, what do you mean you're not in love with me? And ready, we've been needing for three weeks and you're not going to propor like so so Nicole and Clay he posted something so apparently it's sixteen days he said last night, like I'm sorry, okay, you could say it was sixteen days. He goes, I'm just

not ready check to commit yet. I just I just needed one minute to just try to think about it. That much harsh? Yeah, she was really harsh. Are you on your way to falling in love? On my way to finding love? I took the exit. I was not doing that six So it's apparently because they were first date. I think sixteen days days. So you think she's pure drama, Yeah, I think she. First of all, the second she goes up on that stage with Chris Harrison and she's like,

I'm just exhausted. I was like, Chris is somewhere having no idea there was a problem. She was fine, he had she had no idea, it was not premeditated. And I was noticing that they were cropping out her hand and I was like, watch, watch, she's not wearing her ring and the whole thing is like she is. It just it like happened in slow motion, right. It just felt like she was manifesting all of these problems. And from the beginning he was like not an emotive person.

Yea that he was like the only person who wasn't playing the game show like he was just like let's fall in love at a pace that makes sense, and then proposal day and like fantasy. He was so affectionate all in. Yeah, so I was like, all right, I don't know, maybe he played of course when they take it to the streets, like there's not going to be that level because he has don't live in the same city.

She's also the one that started drama with him in the first place there, right, just randomly going up to him one day being like you should go date other girls, and then he'd being like you why. We have seen him shut down a few times. I feel like I agree. I kind of thought like I just don't think they're right together, because she was talking as if he's like a raging alcoholic. She's like, I'm just unempty. I just can't do it anyway. But I love him so much,

Like she's been slashy on there. This is my my, my small my, like if I boil it down place, it's that he is the bare minimum and she is so much. He's two ounces of liquid and she's a big gulf. She's like, she's like, you're not. I mean, that's the thing. I do think you cannot date, but there are no fixed or uppers. You cannot date potential. I feel like I had so many crushes, crushes on people that were like they would be so great if they want that person, if they were they were only

they weren't that person, they would be perfect. Well. She even said like I'm going to be the one he changes for. She said, like a couple of but like the first thing she said where she was like, I feel like I don't even deserve it, but I do fully jucklin right switch hit. She also had her posse they're sort of rooting her on. Yeah, it was Hannah and I got They both had tears in their eyes.

And then and then after they showed them like outside talking and Chris did seem totally blindside if he was just like he could read like ambush. Yeah, I've heard the phrase there are no victims, there's only volunteers. Like at a certain point, if it's like you know what, like he's not that guy and you keep signing up, that's on you that when you manipulated him into propose, that's right, there are you've signed up for this. I

just like checked that. When she's like, well we're still engaged, I was like, okay, well then we're just kind of we're just creating drama because Chris Harrison's like, come on, Katie, give me something. Yeah, yeah, I say, I will say there is some I mean he's been on the show seven times and he does seem like there is like an inability, like he seems like a guy who doesn't emote well, but the love is there, Like you can tell he loves her. Yeah, he's just every day. Yeah,

he looks like he's vaguely right, he likes vaguely buzz Yeah. Yeah, he looks slightly soft in the eyes. Yeah, but he he definitely she needs someone like doing she does need someone who's like obsessed with the way that and and actually Hannah needs someone like Chris so that she can not get over it. Dylan needs to turn it down and every time I've time so quick. So do we think Katie and Chris will be together in four months? I think they're together now. And I looked it up.

They are. I looked it up. They are. They are. I don't think only because this just popped off, only because they're trying to get a little bit of spawn con together. I would like a running list from all of his chirons throughout the season. Dude, not Gerard Butler got me. There was one last night? What would it? A verified grown us make mean? This is it? Bachelor's series regular, Bachelor series elder. Yeah, that's the beauty of Paradise is. They don't protect anybody. Okay, let's talk Hannah

and Dylan. He captured his He went and wanted that little He captured her. She did, in my opinion, and Katie and Anna disagree. She did not look excited and he propelled excited. I thought she was trying to get out and he was using the we need to ask my family first as like sort of a this was fun in paradise, but like I'm done. We're talking before where she's like, I love him so much, like this is it. I've never felt a love like this before. I didn't know it could exists, like to be with him.

But then she was like but yeah. She was like, but but I want you to meet my family, Like I feel like this is the ground and he goes, do you think you know what's going to happen today? And she goes, yeah, I have an idea of what's going to happen, but I do need to fall on my heart and like figure out my response to that. Essentially, I like you. I was because that whole time I was like, oh my gosh, she's not in. She's not in. I feel like she's in dated, she's not. She doesn't

want She's like he checks every box. He's a good looking guys. He's probably money. William. They couldn't date for years, I mean like Rachel and By and they did it for like two and a half years, and then he didn't know what they should do. He had to say they got engaged. He had to say, so is it a yes? And she goes yes, Like that's not like you don't like you to. Yes. She also like when

she was around him, you saw her eyes. She had her arms around him and she was looking at he ring and she goes, oh my god, what and she goes, did this just like? I didn't hearing you guys talk about And I'm like, did I miss anna? What did you think? I did not think she looked happy, but I do. Also I got the vibe that she was like, we should be together, but like not, Yeah, I'm not ready.

I'm not ready to hear it. He didn't hear They said that once a man has ring in his pocket, they can't go back because he has go back to dating. And they're ready for her. He go, do you trust me? She's like like, okay, we're going to night you. The fact that you love your family is one of the million things that I love about you. And I'm so excited to get on a plane tonight and meet them. But first, I know that you said you wanted that before I proposed the first do you trust me? Propose?

You're gonna say, yes, this is my window. I was like, but I have the Neal Lane ring. It's like if I do it, it's crazing. The show made him do it. No, I think he's psycho. I think he wants I don't think Afterwards, at the reunion thing, what did you guys think, she seemed happier there? She seemed happier there. She looked a little captured at the proposal. She seemed happier there. Her Instagram, she's supposed to like cute little things of him.

I think they're I think she wants to. Like she has adorable miniature, beautiful people that they fit really well to get like they're like, I don't know, there's people. It's like a Skipper. It's like Skipper and whoever Skipper's boyfriend. Two dolls that you were like, these two go well. Yeah, and she has a look on her face like she's actually at all, like she really like precious features. Yeah, I mean she is good. Yeah. And I don't know if this is true, but I heard that she did

pageants with Hannah and Caleb. Yeah, yeah, I mean she did well. I think that she worked with either some of our girls on the show or our obsession with our girls are obsession. I heard. I listened on the podcast when Art and outed me, when Arton and Lance outed me for deep diving, into one of these pageant queens Instagrams and accidentally liking that makes me you scroll

your tapping like a double taps it likes it. Maybe it made me laugh for like she like roasted me laugh for like two hours because we were all obsessed. We'll show you pictures. We were all obsessed. Three in the morning. We were all obsessed with this particular contestant, I mean, who was like stunning. And then we loved that Debbie accidentally got caught because we were all deep diving. But Debbie, we all creep people. Yeah, I've done it to Debbie like, oh yeah, I know you have got Instagram.

You do you have a she know light real. I like when but I said, but I saw her, little precious Debbie, when I saw her jet skiing, I was like, you, it's just out there, she's looking at VENI watch other people are like wrapped in a weighted blanket, like like by the way day and usually when I'm posting a photo of me on a jet ski I am underneath

my way to blocket covered. I know that you made the part of the part of the book that you're in You're in a view, but you made the part where I you're trying to leave my house and I throw away like and you're like, no, I get it. I get it, and I'm like no, no, no no, and then I throw the way I capture you in like a net, like a heavy weight, like I literally actually like capture you. Hinge me. I was like, what do you think? What do you think? You're like, it's good,

I get it. Maybe you should be alone now, like you should? Maybe you should you should be alone. You'll be alone now. I'm like, I'm really trying to be a lot, trying to be classic. Yah. And I was like, now you will feel we were both in hysterics and they present completely oppositely for both of us, like I just get very catatonic and so it kind I'm like, okay, this is what needs to be in art, in his

art and lives very Debbie. Debbie had to drive me home, and Debbie goes, um, I do have a driver's license and you may have never seen me operate a vehicle before you actually have a driver's listen, which one of these is like it was like us driving there like some weird like we were in some weird subdivisions. She just watched the weirds on the phone like she's like

she playing with the cops. She's like making fun of it, like just saying when I asked my cop asked me my age, and I was like, I can play thirty two with the right lighting. And he was like, what's your age? Man? Look over, what's your age? I'm not that's your age? Your age? Officer, what's your age? Sir? Are you single? You got pulled over over the whole other read the book? I floor you got to read the book. Rop. Read the book Rop. Okay, so we're back.

We're back. Do we think Hannah and Dylan are gonna well, they're moving to California where they're moving l A Obviously on Instagram it says he lives in uh I was gonna get Shuntington Beach. I feel like every third instagram of hers, I see she's in l A. L for where where did she live? In Alabama? That's why because he had to fly to Alabama create creepy Blake. But I did the pre game Mexico pre gaming in Alabama. I do think that they since her she's colden season.

I think since that she's traveled a lot doing like I heart music festival, like doing appearances. So I think it's an easier move true story because for them, I say all of them should just move to Nashville or Dallas, Like it feels a little bit more like you can maintain being king of the mountain if you do. Like it feels like the people who moved to Dallas or Nashville will always have fun. But people have a cheap studio city. Yeah it's more expensive here, but you're right,

they want to be in l a studio city. But you know what, he's got money here. We feel like he's got money. Do you think they're gonna get married or they gonna have babies? I think they're fine. I think they can do infinite bon con. I think that she will be like, let's write this out, they have babies. He will do anything she wants. He's so smitten. They're great together. I actually do think that they're great together.

I think that she, because she probably has never had like a shortage of options, that maybe he should give a little bit less away. I don't know, she's super attracted to. Every time he's like, I'm gray about you all do what. I know he's gonna play a little bit cooler. I think he's the most handsome boy on the beach. I think you always liked him, you liked him,

you liked him. On the other hands, was Hannah Hannah, Yeah, I thought it was really lovely and quiet and like, as you know, that's my gibe, and like he just seemed like a good guy. And then but then, actually I really want to get into JPJ and Derek because is I thought that Derek and the way that he handled the Demi of it all was so impressive emotionally. He was done dirty twice in a row. I agree back to that, only open like he didn't let that

like harden himself to look like dirt there. Yeah, they did him dirty. He was so well spoken when the way he handled Demi, because you could tell he loved her. He was crazy about it. He was banana pants like he was. He just got, he got. He accepted the magic of Demi. He got the whole Demi and he liked her for Demi. He wasn't and he didn't need her to be this like wind up toy. He didn't need her to be like fun Demi all the time. She was like you can and she was not wearing

makeup around him so beautiful with no makeup. She was so cute together. I know, I felt like he really

accepted the whole side of her. That's like like maybe has a harder time opening up and like had probably had some people be not so nice to her in her life, and and he was so gracious when his heart got broken end and Christian was going to come to stay, and the fact that Christian and yeah, like that was so and then okay, So then JPJ lost his mind and said that he was a fraud, which was the first time that I was like, I actually

I didn't it felt like JPJ was crazy. Well, I thought that it felt like he was maybe it was substantiated, like it felt like there was something there that he wasn't just like I'm jealous, Like it actually felt like there was something. And the fact that producers made him crack was like shocking. So I was wondering, maybe there is something about Derek that not seeing Maybe he is just doing this whole like him good guy thing, but

it was really hard to read. I kind of wondered the same thing, like was there something we didn't see? But it really just seemed to come out of the blue, and then JPJ was like truly the most least the least apologetic person I've ever was, And I mean he even said like that there's like a there's a shot of it that says I don't have a lot of I don't have a lot out of like claims to the substantiate that point. Yeah, he almost said I'm making it up, and I mean he was like okay, oh yeah,

he just was like how much? Why did you go on dates with two other girls and make out with them?

It also is like the fact of Derek to Derek's point, let's say, even if there was something a little shady, like like the fact that he was doing it at another person's wedding in kind of their family, that actually like meant like whether it doesn't regardless if it's on TV or like it's their wedding, and like like and that he didn't care when they were like, you know, how do you feel about the end he goes it was really unfortunate thing that happened or whatever that one

sound was that was like psych honestly, like he always pissed me off, Like he just seemed like he was trying too hard, and then he did that and he just lost me. I was like, I don't like this guy, Like I don't like him. I wouldn't want to hang out with him. I will say that listening to him and Connor talk was the best. Yeah, Connor Connor, Okay, we'll get there one second. I want to talk JPJ

for one second. So there's rumors going around and we have um our historian Lori is on it, so um I never go on, but she'll send me safe spoilers. Rumors are going around that JPJ and Tasha are fake, that that they are doing it. Here I'm gonna read. Here's a screen grab from Lori. Here we go. The other main topic last night that's built onto Twitter is that Tassia JPJ relationship. Uh. They said that they're together. This was taped August. They tweeted at each other last

night saying they're together. And I'm well aware that JPJ is on Casey's podcast release last night and he said they're together. What I'm saying is that I know, okay, blah blah blah. Apparently they're dating other people and that they're together for like content, but they're they're like, she's dating somebody. I mean, I don't know that I trust her. I don't know that I trust her or him. I kind of really liked her, and then I saw her get in a little drama and I was like, oh,

maybe you're doing the on the thing. But also I do have to keep reminding myself that they're all here with no entertainment, so people are like getting into things that aren't their business. They're just like getting involved in other people's relationships and conversation. Like when she cornered Hannah, I was like, what was that about? We go we keep talking about how she wants to be number one on the call sheet, like when you watch filtered through

that certainly. I mean, he's definitely the most I thought she was the most beautiful girl on the being stunning and like also she wasn't she the one that when I watched her on The Bachelor, I was like, she's it wasn't she like super well educated? And like I

feel like I stanned her. She was really great in between, like everything kind of get to her at her head, Like second season syndrome, that's the thing it could Yes, yes, it is on both scripted shows, and because if you look at like it can manifest in a way somebody like Blake, he goes and have sex, like you know, maybe he didn't get ladies before and now he's getting bank Everybody don't think it's been a problem for I have a question, is JPJ is that How are we

supposed to think that's his house? It's clearly his parents, So he's toys and he just lives and he just lives with his parents with the parents be handled like that's honestly, my parents had a house that was like super nice and on the water. I would also live. I would never live with my parents parents. But like you change your mind about me, and we're like twenty five and you come and you knock on my door,

Like I'm like, you let read your parents. No, I don't like, like you're going to see my foot on in the middle of the floor and a big bond. Yeah, Like that's where I live when I'm twenty four. I'm just saying, like, let's do this at my parents house. It just it just doesn't make sense to me, Like I'd rather see the real place of JPJ exists, not like his parents. Man, you're absolutely right, I want to see like I want to see You're right, the bong

so good. Yeah, and then like apple crate turned upside down. Yeah, I know that, I know exactly. I have dry hopped on many of room like that. I have dry did so many a room like that. We never dry home, Oh my god, we should never have. We didn't know each other. We should probably dry home. We should just go back in time and dry hump one is that inappropriate?

Tenche if? Just like when like New Year's Eve, a like the countdown one quick t gene like a gene hump ten ninet like the New Year's Eve countdown, and then we could always like remember the news e we dry I dry have so many weird people on New

Year's Eve. Oh, I mean my millennium knew like the two thousand and stammered drink a whole bottle of champagne, vomited on it in little content, cold drunk, stumbling down a staircase with like a man sock on coming off of First of all, it's so funny to think about because I feel like I know you pretty well, b F F A T L. I've never seen you drunk, never seen you want you messy, but not like that.

I've seen you messy like it's three am. We've been filming all day and you're just like slap happen crazy. But the idea of you at like a millennium countdown, like at the bottom of a bottle of champagne is picture picture me giving Brian Softie stretching him out on the living room so at a bottle of champagne, and that and me going, who's gonna be my kiss at that end and made me needing a kiss and champagne to me stretching out Brian Softie, and that's my millennium countdown.

I would say that just as a quick moment of gratitude that I haven't known you guys very long, but I can attest that we're all better than we used to be. Yeah, I'm you know what, I wouldn't mind one who apparently seems to have maybe gotten words. I wouldn't mind one more round of drunk garden. I feel like she needs one more go around, like one more turnaround, just like one. You know what, maybe maybe if we do outside land again, like maybe I'll go get slash.

Are we going to stage coach? We should go? Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, we gotta go to stagecoach. I'm we've got on speeding you Alpha Seltzer and water and being like I'm gonna I'm gonna drink about love rose and stage. You know. I bet that after a glass of rose, you'll be like I would have a vape. You can no in to Nashville. You had like half a glass of wine and you're to the waiter like, what's yourn? Like I can that smart water? I could tell you that that water is vodka.

It's in your mind. Yeah. The stage coach sge Oh my god. Okay, let's just pretend we all had free passes. Who would you fuck at, stagecoach? Who would you try? Humpet stagecoach? If you could try hump scho anybuddy, all of the franchise, the whole franchise of any season, who do you cat you can free pass, dry hump anyone stage coach? I would dry hump Dean m I would

go mustas Dean van Um. I say, Hannah the yeah, Katie, here're gonna try hump Ben Higgins, ben Z, Ben Higgins, Mike, Mike Gross, Yeah, Mike or m Tyler Tyler I'm gonna still try. I'm gonna break them up, I'm gonna try hump him in front of g A Dean. Okay, wait, who are you gonna try hump a stage coach? Jemmy obviously, okay, great? Who are you gonna die? Hump I die? You're gonna die? Hump Daman Tyler for the Russian Christina? Which want to take Mike? Yeah? Mike? Oh my god? When is stage coach?

How do we get on this? Who's the who's the book or Win's coach? Tell at wait, let's let's stort this out. Okay, great, okay, great, you guys. The I Heart Music Festival is happening this weekend, to which I almost attended and was unable to make it. But last time I went to present someone on stage, that was where I met half reel everybody, land and Land and land Land. It's literally I just go to music went this year. Okay, just to say tends to pull in, okay, vatchination,

Oh my god? This is all okay, Okay, let's just stoked with stagecoach for this season. Oh I got stage coach has never been cooler. I've never been more excited to go to stage coming. I like mysells when I get Cray it's happening, like right now, I'm gonna have a cigarette. I'm gonna have to have a z pax. It's not gonna happen. It's not gonna because it's not be in the desert. If you're bowling, I'm bumpers. I'm gonna just be like, go ahead, Ricochet. Yeah, you're gonna

get back. And I got I'm gonna wear padgets, red cowgirl boots. I'm gonna have a stupid like Bella. I'm gonna have a really look like this. I'll go full Dallas everything I had, got fringe, I got rhyan zones. You think I don't. I got a white cowboy hat that's gonna be. I can't wait. Oh my god, I can't wait. I can't wait. I want to all sleep in a narrow stream and I'm gonna wear a pant suit and be very uptight the whole touch me, dust on my shoes. And I love this. I love it,

I love stream. I love this, this this for you. I love this for you. I might have sanitized my friends in our bathroom anywhere. My friend pointed out that I just went to Ohio with my friend Chris, whose birthday it was happy birthday? Was I love you? She pointed out. She was like she loved Christian, but she's like, why is she Why did she pack to go to the beach sleeveless, double blue rested blazer dresses like every day is like I love that. First of all, I

loved it. What do you think I would pack suits? Men, men's wear, yes, men anything, double breast and then I would be in a full suit on the beach and max. Yeah, like we all got to recognize really actually what I did. Yes, this is my this is my like hot tubbing suit. It is Debbie the never nude like fully full suit. Okay, let's talk. Yes, Well, I was just gonna say when Christian came onto the beach, it felt double breast, like, it felt like there was like some stuff that felt

maybe inauthentic to her. That just was like what do we were to paradise? And then she started feeling like herself and just like herself and like toning down the makeup, and that was very cool. I think she looked never looked hotter than when she did that. And I want to get into Demi and Christians do it. I was, okay, I haven't pulled on my notebook, I because we didn't need to edit. But I also like that this up top is written what I want to talk about, placenta improv.

That's I wanted to ask how your improv went? And then Placenta, how's your the proposal? I love DEMI proposing. I loved it, so I was so excited. That was like the most wonderful that I loved it. I shrieked. But also I do my only thing that I would just like to throw in for consideration is and it's great and bad. I like the points at which they just treated them like a couple, like any of the

straight couple, which was great. The problem was that they also seem to not acknowledge that this is the woman that she came out with, Like this is a huge person in her life and also a huge moment in her life. Her mom just got out of prison. She just like became nationally famous in the last two years. Her entire life has changed upside down. And then she came out and dealt with her sexuality and is figuring

that out. And he's doing that also with no access to her phone and what people are saying to control that narrative while she's on a beach while she's navigating it, and there's this pressure to like make this relationship work because it's who she came out with. But also I think when you like, there needs to be space for it to be what it is and not just to be like, okay, great, well just treating like any other

couple and engage. Now it's like she's actually like a lot that you need to like process and deal with and like bounce off of your life and your people and take it back home and see what this is. I think like her process of coming out and understanding that she really found herself through Christian was so beautiful and I love that, and I just wish there was a little bit less Like what I didn't like about Christian was Christian had come out sooner she has a

little bit more experience, which she did acknowledge. She was like, I understand where you're at. It was kind of like, well, you're not giving me what I need. But it's like she's going through a huge thing right now, so like maybe be a little bit understanding. And the fact that while this game is structured in a way that puts pressure on it to end up in this specific way, like she is just finding herself in one venue. Although I think we all read the article about Demmy's first girlfriend.

Did you read that article? Oh my God, really messed

up by not sending you guys that article. It was like Demi's first girlfriend, and it was an interview with her talking about like there was like these photos that got scrubb from Demmy's instagram before she went on I think Colton season, and it was like a five months relationship or six months relationship, but certainly like definitely her her personal coming to terms of it in her first like actual relationship, it seems, according to the news um

with a woman. And so now I think the idea of like her finding it with Christian feels like it could have moved a little faster. And I believe that it did move a little bit faster if she had gone into it knowing a little bit more about herself than the narrative, which is, oh, she's just all finding this within Christian in the last few months, Right, that's interesting.

I was, you know, I also agree, I was like, they don't really have to get engaged because the relationship is, like you were saying, it's so new to her that she should be able to continue to explore it outside of paradise, because all her fears kind of revolved around like being out around people. It's like you're surrounded by this this comfort of all your friends, but like, what is it going to be like when you actually step

off this resort have to really deal with everything? Um. Also the other thing, I was like, she I kind of like she shouldn't have to kneel down to propose. Like to me, I was like, this is a this is a different She shouldn't have to like be like, well, the dudes do it, so I have to be like the guy and do it. I was like, no, you could literally do whatever. You could literally like jump up, like you could do anything in this Although at the end of you know, it was cute when I don't know,

she also down, But yeah, I'm glad she did. Maybe it was like her own personal choice. The whole thing that I was just watching and hoping because also part of me was so excited and so happy in terms of like the history of it in the representation and finally seeing that, but also there was a part of me that was just like I hope that everyone allowed her to do it, like you said on their own terms and was like stand if you want to stand,

Neil if you want to kneel, like you could both propose. Tweet. Did you see that article about the two women who like one of them proposes to her girlfriend and then the other one gets down one like I was going to propose. I like it. It's so we got a video and like the woman like is about proposing, the other woman's like starts freaking out, and we got an amazing tweet from mfi at mollusk plan. I'm so mad they didn't show us how the funk Christian and DEMI

managed to stand up from that insane double one. Need embrace straight up, like at the photo that's in here. Also beautiful, so symmetrical, like a beautiful tablet, beautiful tableau, Like how did how did they get back up? They get back up that. I would like to do a short video of us starting in that position. Yeah, I like that. Not at guys, Yes, we should embrace and then we'll try and stand. I've got a skirt on, we'll see it's not gonna go, and your loose heels on.

Let's do you think they're gonna get married? I don't know. I hope that they can explore the relationship in the real world and she can like you know, like coming out like use it around your friends and then coming out around your family and like a greater circle of social media and then adding this kind of like huge visibility and public platform onto it. I young, isn't she like twenty three? I don't know, so like and she

feels older. I does so she I do appreciate. She does seem to really appreciate and accept just like Derek did really accept Demi and I like that everybody on the beach also liked Christian. That people really seem that that that I think that speaks well of who she is. Yeah, Hannah was like the biggest stand every time, Like did you see Hannah like cheering? Yes, it was weird at the very end when all the engaged couples ran down the beach and then um Katie, who Demi had been

jealous of, she did the leg rap too. She did the bachelor leg wrap to Christians. She might have been hammered. Who knows what happened to in the after the final rose uh Nicole and Cla So Laurie said that they were there and they didn't edit it in apparently I saw like then like Instagram something about being there. They were there, but they didn't really let's talk about them. So so she cried her way through Colton season, and I feel like she handled pretty well a guy who

everyone warn her about. I mean, Analyie was like, this guy isn't ready. Here comes as other lady that was like, he's all to be fair. It is sixteen days, so I see his point of like he seems so practical. That's like, you can't make me propose because it's been the sixteen I thought that his conversation with her saying like I'm getting there, this is where I'm at. You want me to be honest with you. I thought it was like the boldest driver saw him. They're the most

emotionally mature communication. And she was like, that's not what I want to hear. This is a nightmare. Yeah you go, I'm staying in the nice place. You can go back to the well. I need a little alone time, mocks him. It was kind of yeah, it was kind of funny when she was just like, you had alone time. Go. How about that montage where everybody else like puppy ship and she's alone fireworks. Yeah, and everybody else is like having rose pedals and getting into the hot tub in

like a sexy one piece. And how she ran off at the engagement. Oh yeah, she's like like ran off. I was like, you were like, this is not like a fixture. I just never love this deeper than the ocean. That will be the ocean. The ocean would be jealous. Okay, So here's my thing about the first I did audibly love that. You know when you see like a little kid and you're like, did you hear your hand in the cookie jar? And they're smiling and they know there's

like smiling that gives you away. It's like kid actors. They just smile and they deliver all their lines. So like she every time she's like cry, Cry Nicole, Cry, she's smiling. Or if she's like I just feel really hurt by the fact that you didn't say what I wanted you to say, she smiled. Like whenever she's she just does a smiling thing and she can't get here. It's literally I'm like, like you can spot it. She's the easiest. She did smile out to go. I know

it's not what I wanted to hear. And now that you say that, when they showed her crying last night, it did those weren't tears. Look at someone just splashed water on her eyes. She would just and be like, no, it's in there, it's just it had. It was like she couldn't muster a tear. I want to be honest about where I just went, and I thought I'd rather dry hump Tyler. I just at it out for a second,

and I can't. I switched to Tyler. Also, I'm pretty sure like throughout this whole experience was literally being like, yeah, I'm not really there yet. Yeah, you're so confusing. And I was like, he's been so close again. There's no victims, only volunteers. It's like he's told you you're trying to force him into something. I also heard the phrase that maybe it was like, welcome to the hell that you created. It's just like you just didn't listen. He's telling you.

You just I love that, I love that, I love the speaking of that. Let's talk about what's his junk and all the women he slept with. Alright, let's break it down. He has no accountability. But I did feel a little sorry for him. I'm sorry that you felt that way. Oh my god, yeah, okay, he couldn't buckle because he was he was dragged so hard. And he went up there and was like finally able to introduce his narrative and everyone was like, nope, we've decided to

hear the guy that sucks. Like I felt bad for that. I can't agree with everything he's done. He clearly he was like I messed up. I knew that I would be messed up. But there is a thing that's like, oh, I knew I was going to get roasted or I would be met with whatever, But like, yeah, you would just have to deal with what you did. You would just have to do what you set up, like acknowledge is not happening to you that you did have a hand in it. But they did decide to roast him relentlessly.

I agree, don't just I don't agree with that. I I agree with that, especially maybe after reading the text messages. Yes, and nobody called Kalin out online and I was upset and I was like, and it's like, I mean, that's

the thing. It's the Key is a shady dude, and he's not like he's clearly a dirty Birdie's a shady dude, but like she downright did lie and accused him of bad things, like he lured me in and then silenced me, a really bad thing to be accused and like nobody and the fact that just before they went on they made an agreement, yeah, don't make it a big deal.

And that's what I liked what Chris Harrison was like, so why was it a big deal if you were so like making sure that Blake was you guys were on the same page about not making it a big deal. But why when you saw him, did you all of a sudden make it a big deal and turning because it's almost like she wanted to be the first one to say something. It's like she was like, you don't talk about it, like let me handle this, and then she just like smeared it to everyone on the beach.

Was did I agree with all this? I do think that he had the opportunity in the chair just be like just suck it up and be like I'm sorry for what. Yeah, and I certainly did that situation. I'm

sorry for everything. He apologize and that's what he was like, that was like I shouldn't have done that, and like that was and it does look bad, and now that I'm looking at it, like it wasn't a good thing, and I wish that he had just instead of like being afraid to reapologize, just been like, you know, as I said before, like I am really sorry and I

would never want to hurt these women. And you can tell he's not sorry for releasing the text, which that part I think was really shady on his part, like wanted to. I understand he wanted to, Like, you know, it's hard to clear the air. Ye clear, like I mean, obviously portrayed us a liar, but I mean it's hard to like, how do you defend yourself if you're just saying her saying that he sluedt hamed her, and when

he was like, how did I sledge shame you? And she's like by and I'm like, by releasing just physical images of what you said, Like if you got sluedt shamed and people slut shamed you, that's terrible based off of something that was not manufactured like that, it's all based off of how you spoke and what you said, and you acknowledge like you've been drinking. They were five am, and they were for sure, but he did not actually sledge shame you. You received sledge shaming as a result

of something he did. He could have avoided that, but he personally did not. He literally made it very clear that she was allowed to do whatever she want. Was she am Probably by releasing those texts you made it. Yeah, I didn't understand the slut shamming. I thought in my mental gymnastics to understand this while I was very stoned watching this, saying like, by showing the world that I was trying to have just sex with you, you were slut shaming me. That's what I thought she was trying

to say. But I was like kind of like, I don't know, this is all like so muddled, and I get it. I don't think it was. I don't think

it was sluch shaming. It was literally saying we went into this as two adults with this agreement that this was the nature of this evening, and you have now completely repainted that in a way that made it look like I manipulated you, and then set afterwards when I took all these efforts to have this conversation with you and figure out how we were going to both come onto this beach and handle this thing like he made

eye contact. She could have said, look, I was list and I was hurt and and and I you're right, I handled that wrong and everything, both of them. I've got nothing else to say. But I think she has she's unhinged. I think she wanted him to speak. I mean, I'm guessing, I don't know anything, but like her for when they came on and be like, yeah, you know,

I did have a relationship with Kaylin. And that's like, I think she wanted him to it in a way that made it sound like, you know, it was great, but you know, I think she felt like he was shunning her, like like you never happened to Paris. She showed up when she met Chris at the top of the stairs, She's like, well, there's one person I don't want to see. Like she was. She came in locked and loaded. You're right, and right, she didn't want to see him there. Right, she was a man on a mission,

and they all were. So it was Christina, they all are. So here's what I still don't get is why did he go to Alabama to see Hannah. I didn't figure that out. And nothing happened. Look, he gave Hannah, like dude, him just like vibrating, watching every word. It's not about him making sure that it lined us lips person. He was just like, don't say anything that people crazy. The

crazy footage at the commercial break, so like that. It was like it was like a boxing back to the two corners of Christina been like shoulders back, yeah, is that you love? Get up? You don't cry? And then the other people like, I'm so sorry. Caitlin. I was like that fascinating. I'm like and then she was like, here's what I learned in training at Kremlin. And then and then JP he handed JPJ was like sorry, man, like I'm like sad. Guy was like hey sorry, right, yeah,

you know what a crazy thing was that? Like when Calin was crying into Dean's chest. It's a shot mostly of Calin, but in the top right top left corner you can see Dean's face and he's holding her and she's like, I just like, why would you bring that up? Don't bring that up? Like he didn't even say sorry for those text messages. And you see that Dean is smiling and then he kind of controls it's and I

just was like sinistered out. I was like, let's discuss Dean Dean's outfit from like the original version because it address is how I dressed on a lot of drugs in college before. I don't curious. Today I watched the very first Star Is Born, like like, I like the second one, the one with Chris Christofferson, and I just want I was like, he felt like he was playing the part of Chris Christofferson and like the version of Stars Born last you know, apparently um Barbara streisand was

so agro to him that he became the character. He started drinking like a bottle of alcohol and said, wait, I don't know what I mean. She she has her back and has a fake mall in her basement up. Not good, not good, but they're but they're sexy. He's sexy, it's sexy, and she's good. But like it's it's I mean, she's charming, it's good. It's just like it's just completely the whole thing is. I don't know. It's not one of the best ones. Um the Bolo guy. I loved

his crazy. I felt like he was in like a Tarantino, which pretty good. He's so hand in Tarantino character. What's cool? Like he shows up and he's like he's like a movie starting to be a different guy, Like like he just kind of did his own thing. He's movie star. Like he's like, what is that guy doing here? He's like I liked Dylan's green suit. Yes, I really like to blake self and he looked good with stubble um. Let's talk about Peter's outfit. How do we feel about

Peter pie like coming out to be people? We got we gotta people. Somebody tweeted us. Everybody went crazy because they thought it was going to be Rachel's Peter, and they're like, it was like there was a beloved Peter that refused to propose. That it was like the hot.

It was like a Tyler level of beloved. He was so fucking hot, and he was a male model that was like, guys gonna have it eating disorders to so he's like done like book campaigns about memod eating and he does like and then he has like a gap tooth, and he had salt and pepper hair, and he had dogs and was like hot and help kids and like he would not propose. And that's when she was like,

I'm living my best life. It's like so she picked a guy with like cheek implants and like it was like a mom's boy, and like clearly she didn't like him. He was so fucking hot. Maybe I'd try hump Peter. I might try hump Peter. Should I try Peter? Or Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler Tyler um So, I mean, look at him, He's so cute hot. So it feels like the audience, the audience went so crazy that it felt like it was for like that Peter. I was like, that would be a great turnound that came out with

Peter Krausse or whatever the other people. I mean, Peter Pilot is very cute, very likable, and he lives next door to the bachelor mansion speak callabas. That's true. He can live at home, he can continue living at his hair it. I mean, he does feel like he's a guy that believes in love. He's all in and there to get his wife. Yeah. I honestly I liked him when he was on Hannah's season. I think it would have been great for it to be Mike, because Mike

was cool. Would be cool. Are they dating? Are the dating they texting or something? Or Peters He's so on brand for the Bachelor wells. When I watched Hannah's season, especially towards the end, the edit was like making it so that we loved Tyler for her, but that we loved Peter in general, like you felt like the most perfectly neutral, like could date thirty girls and right for any of it. Like and called it nice. I said he's going to be when we did. She called it

even before that. He called it when we just looked at the when we just knew it, like first all they like pilots, they like puns, it's gonna be real fun. And then he just like he has the look, and really he was cute, and now he knows and allegedly he's like he's not Colton, he's not a virgin, like he's bone four times in a win. He's not overly good looking, like he's like the perfect amount of good looking. And he maybe half Latino. Allegedly. I think even though

he's so white looking, maybe he actually might be. He was speaking Spanish. I really I thought he was real hot. He's got a great butt, you guys, yeah, all right, I could come around him. I just want to mess him up a little bit. I want to grow his hair a little bit. I want to I hated his hair, but he was too clean. I was like, I want to scrub him up. I want to get like Paradise version. I wanted to get a little Ferrell. I want to

Ferrell up Peter, get him a little bit dirty. How he was like during the Fantasy Suite he had scrub like a little beard going in his hair, like he looked real hot. Yeah, I want a little I want to mess him up a little bit. How do we feel about everybody? How do you fee about Jaden Tanner coming back at shorting us at photo from the closet that was and and he goes. It was so he goes, it was so easy, And she was just like that.

I'm like, fuck you. There were a few things on that show, the like live version, that I was like, don't do this on television. When Demi was like, act civilized, this is a TV show. I was like, that narrative needs to be in a neon signable to all these people, because like Katie, have that conversation privately. Christ It's like

we've had that conversation. She's like yeah, but it needed to be said in front of everyone, so they needn't have drunk and like the same thing with that like pregnancy of it all, like so beautiful that a woman can give birth at home, Like there is a redacted version of that story that's a little bit easier to swallow for America, where like maybe just retains a little

bit of your intimacy to see the photo. I didn't see the video of like they had a fucking Instagram for the baby while still in earth a um, Lauren did as well. I didn't didn't know the baby and the baby by the way, both their kids have like two thousand followers. I wanted to be so disgusting, but like as soon as he said I saw the head, we all just pictured what he was looking at. We

all know this beautiful, elegant woman. We all picture and he's looking at right between exactly just like the undercarriage just happening right there, that the under the zone you got robbed with undercar just like a head coming out,

Like I don't want anybody to see that. I was listening to the Ashley I Ben podcast, apparently she was talking about that because they're good friends, and she said that there's some salad that helps you like induce labor and Apparently she had brought that salad for Jake like that weekend. Yeah, I've heard of that from I don't know it from a restaurant in the valley. I think something. I forget what I've brought that south because they've worked

some most shot baby, what is the salad? But apparently Ashley I brought that for Jade and they were like, oh, like baby borning. It's from I don't know how you say. It's c Ai O t I Pizza Cafe and Studio City. For twenty years, pregnant Angelina's have been making the pilgrimage to k Yeah. What if you're not pregnant and you're just like ship, Yeah, yeah, you just have a baby. Yeah wow. It also impregnates you kind of immagulate salade. Oh my god. It's like if I'm not saving baby,

I'm not like a hot Italian baby. Guys, listen, how do we feel about Jordan's fighting with that guy the hothead? It felt right that guy's unwell, right, I don't like that guy that is not well. I feel like I called him as are crazy during our draft pick Christian Yeah, Christian soccer player. Yes, did you hear about apparently and

he's like pretty famous in Mexico. This is fun. This is apparently he like he was dating some woman, an actress, the thing that they like kind of compared to Kim Kardashian, and then apparently he like fucked her. He sucked her mom, who was like a rock and she looks like a mom. She doesn't look like and then like looks like an adult lady mom. So he's like real big in the tabloids and Mexican sucked her moms. So when he was

a momfucker. When he was on Bachelor in Paradise, they like paparazzi was following him around and he was getting all this attention and Jordan did not like. Jordan very jealous. He didn't show any of that, but like that's what a lot of the Trauma show that can you imagine being jealous of someone for being publicly shamed and haunted making a gross But Jordan's should be like, well that's okay, that's sad. Jordan's like, oh, I want to funk a famous mom, so people, he should go try to date

a girl and a famous mom. Jordan to Jenna's mom when she did him dirty, Oh yes, it was hard to watch Jordan's It was It was hard to watch Jordan desperately tried to hang onto relevancy. That was hard. I like what there's John Paul Jones. Now I want, Oh my god, I want. I wanted to say how much I appreciate building this um podcast because I asked, and you listeners stepped up to the bat. I asked the question last week, how does Matt what the heck is? How does how do women? How are women not able

to sell their placentas? But but Matt Donald, But we got so we got all farm Matt Donald, So why don't you pick some? We have all these places pig and of these, we have all these stem cells. We're gonna pick two. Okay, so pick one that we want to hear. Which one you want to sell? Stem cells? Placenta plus centers plus pay. We're doing stems, stem stells. Okay, this is Matt Donald. Matt Donald didn't explain job well, but save gloves. Okay, why don't you read this? Uh

big family podcast. Um My guess is that Matt Donald's company is quote selling these placentas to processing labs that turn them into usable cells for transplants. But he did a shitty job of explaining that. Okay for transplants, right, but how did they get there? How did they get their hands on? Um, let's let's look at another one. So far, two emails, nothing answered. Okay, okay, Okay, here

we go. Old MacDonald works for a company called orses Sir Cyrus, which uses placenta and melical derived materials uh for wound care and surgical applications. Um, he was being a it hyperbolic when he said he sold placentis. You've got smart listeners, but who can blame him? So so basically what we're saying here is that he was lying.

When you have a baby and subsequent bio specimens, you can choose to either privately bank your bios specimens for money, have your bio specimens incinerated by the hospital, or donate to a tissue bank. When you donate to a tissue bank, you essentially give them permission to do whatever they want with your donated sample via an informed consent document. Consent document.

So that's along and short of it. Mama goes to local bio bank, goes to large tissue conglomerate, goes to biotech company, goes to bachelor contestants selling your rap fussy powers. This person wins, Oh my god, plus power and you win. That's amazing, Ellen, Ellen win. Wow, that's fantastic. That are fantastic.

I believe, Like my, if you do a home birth like my old country friends back home date, uh, you just freeze it in your freezer and then if you accidentally pull it out, the mom's creams No, that's Jeremy's placenta, and you're like, okay, well, how do you hang on to it? I think you can keep it fromier and then you eat it. I think. But I did remember when I was googling placentas and it said I came across some women's help for four placenta recipes you can do.

You can do a chili, you can do a placenti smoothie, placenta lison. I don't like any of that. And that's if you want to read it, because it is technically part of your body. Eat. It's just you shave it until you get cancer and then or whatever you need it. Before we get to the final stade of the week, before we get to the final tweet of the weeks, we got if you guys are like, hey, oh, my god, I'm so sad. I am back at school. It's fall, the beach is close with the season. Fret not. Anna

and I are deep diving right now. We're down under a Bachelor of Paradise, Australia, and and we're cooking. We haven't we haven't knew we're gonna we have a new BBC. We have new we have a new uh Patreon listener. Melanie Jacob sent us an email, whoever in the crew I'm writing too. I just caught myself crying tears of empathy, lounging on my couch and staring into my phone screen while watching Jewels and this Ashley girl have a seriously real moment and it's friding night. Thanks for adding so

much quirk in front of this world. If it's not you, just an assistant, let her know, Well you let me know and I appreciate it. So you guys can also hop on on the Patreon trail and we are ready for the final we wake of the season to the season. Guys, here we go, this is it, this is it, Okay, here we go. There were so many good ones. Um okay the way, Jeremy, there's there's somebody good was Jeremy kay at j C k con ops. I wish they could have gotten Hannah's mom to do donuts and a

speedboat in the water when Hannah said, yes, that's good. Um, Stephanie at an needed law uh blake before the Bachelor in Paradise finale. Maybe if I wear wacky socks, they won't pay attention to my crazy eyes when I defend my horrible actions strong socks he has, Um, this is the look at his face. Um, this is from I don't know when you thought you were going to have a hot girl summer, but instead you had a stagecoach consequence. Look at his face that was like, Lacy Joe, I

actually cut it off. Okay great? Um uh NICKI lameshka at this is about. This is about the baby, the birth thing in the closet. Upon further viewing of this episode, if sitting on the floor of your closet crying, surrounded by a biohazard bag isn't a metaphor for both the post Bachelor franchise life, then I don't know what it is. Yes, and she's not wearing pants and all those guys, all those like firemen. Awesome, that closet looks very clean and very white. You know, yeah, why did she put her

co in the oh? You know they have money. Jeremy Kay at j C. Knops Blake is in the middle of his own black Mirror episode. I really think that that amount of public shaming and like inability to even introduce your voice into what happened, that'll make you, that'll make you crazy. True story. I felt bad for him, and I was worried, like he's gonna be on Joe Rogan podcast and no to being like all the Snowflakes Final one two point oh at Shelley two point oh.

I bet Nicole's first move after Paradise is selling pillows and tank tops with I want to Love so deep the ocean will be jealous. Dude, you need you need one of those. They should be We should make beach to Hell. We should all right, one more three D three D underscore de Rito at Josh All Chris Demi is the queer queen we didn't okay, Chris Demi is the queer queen we needed me. Dad, Stop trying so hard to sound cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I felt like

last night. At one point he was like, yeah, relationships are tough. Reladships are really tough. I feel like he was talking about himself. I feel like Chris, I know, I know, I think my kids hate me. Yeah, all right, at last feeling if Peter doesn't end up choosing a plane or over a woman will know this whole thing is for sure rigged. Oh can I just yeah? Uh?

When Christian proposed to Demmi, you didn't see the ring box and the voice over of Chris Harrison going our buddy Neil Lane really came notice yes, yes, yeah, because I was like, because my prisident were like, oh, like did they give her that ring or did she buy it? And then and then he said Neil Lane, and we're like, oh, I don't think you're allowed to not have one? I know.

And then when she said I'm working on it, because because when she goes, where's yours and she said I'm working on it, Lane was stuck in a tanning bed somewhere. I don't own town enough, guys, Neil Lane Lane, I'm why hasn't he been physically present? He maybe he's like Walt Disney and they'd like have to de freeze it. Guys, which two do we like for our top two? I'm

gonna go for one of them? Is Jeremy Kay at j C. Knops, I wish they could have gotten Handa's mom to do donuts and the speed in the water, And Hanna said, yes, do we like wacky socks? What are you guys feeling? It's true? I think black Mirror Okay, Jeremy Kay, he's up against himself at j C. Knopslake isn't on his own black Mirror episode. Don't it's our black mirror. Say donuts, Katie black Mayor. Yeah, I'm gonna say donuts, Black Mirror High Ring. I'm gonna go this season.

I'm gonna go take it on the Championship Ring. I'm gonna go donuts. I'm gonna say I wish they could have gotten Anazon tod do donuts and just be about in the water. One hand said yes, Jeremy King kid Um, you guys, we really did it. We All Star game? Where can we rob a player of the your champion of the year. How do you feel like? Are you exhausted? Exhausted? I just I'm gonna take some time. I'm gonna have a mini moon. Yea is empty? Is empty? Just given

so much? I have a mini moon or takes empty. Yeah, I take it off. I mean I'll take it right back, and we're all gonna beat up again at stage. I'm gonna see you all at stage Coach and anything to promote beside Stage Coach or live shows stage Coach. You know, Supernatural starts in October. I think the new season starts, so that'll be very exciting. Last season of it. Uh, Debbie, what are you going to promote? Well, this little show kiminet Gen Sava. Finally season two. We're back October eleven.

Hanging out October eleven. Yeah, while we were in Atlanta, we also shot a TV show, also made a TV show. We made Memories and a TV show Memories and also TV show October eleven. That's coming out. And didn't you do a movie? You did a movie? I don't know when she comes out, he's to say, who is to say? It's mostly just uh, you know what, actually I and this is like a conversation that we will have once it's us. But like, I want to sit. Last year we did Q and As with some of the actors

and we just they lived on Instagram stories. This season, I wanted to be something a little bit more kind of structured and just kind of sit and talk with everyone about like where they went, where things went this season. So it'll be that and you and I will point to it. You'll find it. Stay up, stay up, stay up on it. I want to say that I will be a judge with Lance Bath at the Best in Drag Show, which is spectacular in Los Angeles. It's Sunday,

October six. It raises money for people living with AIDS. It's amazing. It's I've been numerous times. We were judges last year. It's incredible, and um, it's really great. So Best in Drag it's down at the Orpheum. It's really fun and like it's just it's like a full pageant. It's a blast. It's it's so fun. So we will both be judges there. Um. All right, and my book comes out next fall. There's nothing to preorder yet, but I gotta finish it. Yeah, all right, everybody leaven on

the field tonight. I listen to your word, bro shure you accept this rose into your word.

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