Nicole's old roommate Grace Edwards (writer - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Loosely Exactly Nicole ) answers Nicole's questions about professional matchmaking and shares the challenges of dating 3 men at once. Nicole has witnessed a stabbing, and wonders if she can die from horniness. She also has cancelled her dating subscriptions! New year, new Nicole. Need more Nicole Byer? Check out her new podcast - Newcomers ! Her and Lauren Lapkus will be watching and reviewing Star Wars films for the very f...
Jan 24, 2020•56 min•Ep. 116
" He had committed arson when he tried to kill himself in his mother's basement " Ann Pyne (Drag queen booker) is the queen for drag queens. She discusses being a daily drinker since she was 13 years old, dating multiple guys who were in prison, and being a mistress in relationships. Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twi...
Jan 17, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 115
Kate Spencer ( Forever 35 podcast, author of Dead Mom's Club ) discusses Nicole Byer's mention in The Masked Singer, explains to Nicole what a "VSCO Girl" is, and discusses life after losing a parent. Nicole shares the advice she's got from Anthony Atamanuik that changed her life. Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. Follow Nicole Byer: Tour Dates: nicolebyerwastaken.com/tourdates Twitter:&nbs...
Jan 10, 2020•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 114
Josh Sharp ( The Opposition with Jordan Klepper, The Chris Gethard Show ) joins Nicole to discuss their previous liveshow where Nicole ran into a guy who she's slept with. They also discuss Josh's open relationship, Craigslist missed connections ads, and Nicole shares details about her 3-way with a friend. Nicole also surveys the 1 single male audience member to see if they would have sex with her. Stay until the end of the episode for the clip where Nicole runs into a man she's slept with. Supp...
Jan 03, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 113
Akilah Hughes (host of What a Day podcast) discusses why she doesn't believe in long term relationships, shares her worst date stories, and the time she cut all her toes during sex. Nicole fears for her future as a motorcyclist. She also talks about the multiple times she's been hit by cars, and that she is now so horny she's committing vehicular assault. Support the show! Rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts with a dirty comment for a chance to have it read on-air. F...
Dec 27, 2019•56 min•Ep. 112
Nicole starts the episode with a DM from her doppelgänger who's been taking advantage of her likeness. Marty Michael (Co-Founder of Headgum) shares a wild first date he had with a girl who's life was spiraling out of control, how him and Amir Blumenfeld bonded over breakups, and why he started counseling after a bad relationship. They also discuss camping, Nicole's new motorcycle, and Nicole shares her latest Tinder messages with an obsessed fan. Want to book ads on this very podcast? Check out ...
Dec 20, 2019•57 min•Ep. 111
"We're taught to laugh at guys' jokes that aren't funny so they don't feel insecure." Whitney Cummings (stand-up, creator of Two Broke Girls ) explains why she likes to be the beta in her relationship, what's it like living with a sex doll of herself, and why emojis are a red flag for her. She also gives Nicole tips how to manage rowdy audience members at live shows and discuss why we shouldn't encourage bad jokes from men. Nicole shares the difference between dating improvisers and comedians. C...
Dec 13, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 110
Nicole's roommate John Milhiser ( SNL, CollegeHumor ) discuss how Nicole serves as a third in his relationship, if they've ever heard each other have sex, and their dog's drug problem. Plus, he shares what's life like living with Nicole Byer. Also, Nicole describes her experience crashing a motorcycle. Check out John's baguette Instagram page at @baguettemenots and watch his new movie Greener Grass. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: http...
Dec 06, 2019•45 min•Ep. 109
Michaela Watkins ( SNL , The Unicorn, Big Mouth ) has been boy crazy her whole life. She discusses the hot kids they were into, shares why her husband proposed with a t-shirt, and her mom's "orgies" with students. Plus, Nicole admits she's never said "I Love You" to anyone. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty c...
Nov 29, 2019•45 min•Ep. 108
"W hen you and your friend fuck at the same time, just in different places ". Best friend Sasheer Zamata ( SNL , Corporate ) shares the time her and Nicole tandem-fucked in Canada and why it was an awful experience for the both of them. Sasheer shares her first kiss story and the time she witnessed a coke bottle dick. Nicole's dog got stoned again. Also, an unfortunate update with Zach. Plus, a special Audience Q&A segment where Nicole roasts a listener, provides pick-up advice, and discuss ...
Nov 22, 2019•2 hr 40 min•Ep. 107
Diona Reasonover (NCIS, I Love You, America) shares her nightmare wedding experience which included a rear-end accident, a broken wrist, a typhoon, an ASOS wedding dress, and multiple wedding crashers. On top of that, she met her wife's parents for the first time at her wedding! She also shares her experience dating while she was a carnie, why she doesn't wear her engagement ring in the summer, and how Kirsten Bell's presence cancelled her engagement plan. You can play along and see Nicole's dat...
Nov 15, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 106
Licensed therapist John Kim (aka The Angry Therapist , author of I Used to Be a Miserable F*ck ) discusses the stigma stopping many PoC to join therapy, the challenges of being vulnerable as a therapist, and how long it takes to get over a breakup. Text John Kim at theangrytherapist.com You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Le...
Nov 08, 2019•57 min•Ep. 105
Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau ) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener. Want Jake to take you on a comedy tour of LA? Book him on Airbnb: https://www.airbnb.com/experiences/41421 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Faceb...
Nov 01, 2019•46 min•Ep. 104
Wow, it has been 100 episodes of the podcast and Nicole Byer is still single. In this live anniversary, Willam Belli ( RuPaul's Drag Race, A Star is Born ) joins Nicole to discuss love, his open marriage, cocaine, sleeping in drag, their arrest warrants, among so much more. Willam also shares how he fought to get the cut drag scenes from A Star Is Born back into the film, and gossip about drag culture in general. Plus- Nicole slept with a man while on tour, and asked him to record a review about...
Oct 25, 2019•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 103
" Please acknowledge your pain ." Echo Kellum ( Arrow, Rick & Morty ) discusses overcoming life's pain after emotional trauma, controlling negative feelings, and his experience practicing abstinence as a Jehovah's Witness. They also discuss dream wedding locations, funerals, porn, and Nicole has a breakthrough- she's figured out what she's looking for in a partner. Check out Echo's SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-440510135 You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and p...
Oct 18, 2019•56 min•Ep. 102
" I would eat my ass for flavor, and you can quote me on that. " Dave Ross (stand-up, Suicide Buddies podcast) shares his experience performing at a sex club, the story behind his first handjob attempt, and how to manage anxiety when intimate. Plus, they discuss which body parts would be the tastiest to eat. Check out Dave's new special: The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex at http://sex.guns.beer You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://w...
Oct 11, 2019•54 min•Ep. 101
" All I want is a dick that is also a coat rack. " Laci Mosley (Florida Girls, Scam Goddess podcast) discusses reckless driving, which dating app has the cutest guys, and how she injured her clit masturbating. Plus, Nicole educates how to schedule a dick appointment. Go see Laci in The Wedding Year film. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on A...
Oct 04, 2019•45 min•Ep. 100
" I was at a point where I was like... I never sorta played the field and had fun. I'm gonna do that now. " Paul F. Tompkins ( Between Two Ferns: The Movie, Threedom podcast ) discusses how he met his wife, having fun in his thirties, and if you should break up over the phone. Plus, Nicole had sex and is very excited to share all about it. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate ...
Sep 27, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 99
" He said, 'I'd rather be dead than how old YOU are.' " Things get real emotional in this episode. Sam Pancake ( Arrested Development , A Million Little Things ) discusses dating people on the spectrum, losing your partners to HIV, and agism in dating. Plus, Nicole's neighbor's kids are flying drones on her property, and she has a bone to pick with AMDA. Check out Sam Pancake's podcast - Monday Afternoon Movie ! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook a...
Sep 20, 2019•1 hr•Ep. 98
Atsuko Okatsuka (stand-up, Let's Go Atsuko! podcast) discusses living as an undocumented for 7 years, meeting people on Craigslist, and being fetishized for her ethnicity. Plus, Nicole Byer shares her experience sleeping with a Trump supporter who just wouldn't shut up. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You Date Me 5-stars on Apple Podcasts . Leave a dirty comme...
Sep 13, 2019•51 min•Ep. 97
" You only get to cuddle if there's been penetration. " Fortune Feimster ( The Mindy Project, Chelsea Lately ) shares the cute story how she met her fiancee at Pride, how coming out late in life affected her confidence, and the string of people she's dated with commitment issues. Plus, her and Nicole also discuss their experience working with Steve Harvey, and Nicole shares a bad hookup she had with a bartender. You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook a...
Sep 06, 2019•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 96
"I would like to see films where women's pleasure is also in focus. Where it's important to the story that she is also having a good time." Erotic film director, screenwriter, and producer Erika Lust discusses the science behind what arouses us, the problematic issue behind "teen porn", porn's worst stereotypes, and her favorite porn bloopers. Plus, Nicole shares her ultimate porn fantasy. Why Wont You Date Me listeners get a free week trial of XConfessions! Sign up today at: https://xconfession...
Aug 30, 2019•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 95
" We stayed married for 7 years - and we should've never gotten married. " From the age of 20, Ron Funches ( Trolls, Giggle Fit, The Eric Andre Show ) was married with a son. He shares his struggles being in a committed relationship from a young age, and what it's like now re-entering the dating world with a son. He also shares the cute story how he mistook his current girlfriend for a robot on Bumble, expresses his love living in silence, and the changes in his dating life since losing weight. ...
Aug 23, 2019•55 min•Ep. 94
"When he came, did he go AWOOO?" Justin Simien (Creator of Dear White People ) joins Nicole to talk about the kinkiest thing he's ever done, teach her about gay "puppy-pack" arrangements, and Nicole shares a story about dating a werewolf. Plus, Nicole's dogs are eating her weed, and she expresses her thoughts on Logan Paul. Be sure to check out the new season of Dear White People on Netflix! You can play along and see Nicole's dating app profiles and photos on her Facebook at: https://www....
Aug 16, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 93
"I would love for Guy Fieri to narrate my sex" Ashley Nicole Black ( Full Frontal with Samantha Bee , A Black Lady Sketch Show ) joins Nicole to share her love of being alone, whether they like to play music during sex, and Nicole's dream anniversary date. Also, Ashley exclusively dated gay guys in high school, meanwhile Nicole's was asking her gay friend to help lose her virginity. Be sure to check out A Black Lady Sketch Show on HBO! This was recorded live in Montreal at Just for Laughs. You c...
Aug 09, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 92
" I thought I had contracted an STD where I was rotting from the inside " Drag queen Monique Heart ( RuPaul's Drag Race Season 10, All Stars Season 4) has never been in a real relationship. He shares his experiences with growing up in a religious upbringing, the girl he once wanted to marry, and his fear of the new wave of STDs. Also, they dive into their kinks and all the crazy public places they've done it. Plus, Nicole keeps walking in on her friends having sex, and is getting prepositioned t...
Aug 02, 2019•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 91
DeRay Davis ( Snowfall , 21 Jump Street ) has lived a polyamorous relationship with 2 women for most of his life. He explains how he introduces it to his partners, how to show respect to the parents, and how they make their atypical relationship work. DeRay breaks the stigma on polyamorous relationships and shares how him and his partners live together, vacation together, and sleep together. Plus, Nicole tries to sleep with an audience member after a live show - and boy did it not go well. You c...
Jul 26, 2019•51 min•Ep. 90
Jessica McKenna ( Off Book podcast) has had a boyfriend in every stage of her life. She details the drama behind her middle school romance, to meeting boys in high school mock trial, and charming her current man with her Disneyland bathroom knowledge. Nicole shares a moment she had with a homeless man, and shares her story of sexual assault in public. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to r...
Jul 19, 2019•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 89
" I thought I was going to die. I was actually laughing at the idea of living. " Johnny Pemberton ( 22 Jump Street, Superstore ) discusses taking LSD at Disneyland, and accidentally overdosing while trying to microdose. Meanwhile, Nicole's candy-flipping and wants to start microdosing shrooms. Plus, Nicole goes over some of her latest awkward dating app conversations, and Johnny suggests some new wild dating tips for Nicole to try out. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on...
Jul 12, 2019•54 min•Ep. 88
" I'm crazier than you. I'll fuck you up with these dildos " Ronnie Adrian ( Comedy Bang Bang , White Women ) joins Nicole to discuss their mutual struggle with flirting, and the best way to end a bad date with courtesy. Nicole shares her favorite porn videos to masturbate to, and calls out a woman for peeing on her toilet seat. You can play along and see Nicole's Tinder bio and photos on her Facebook page at: https://www.facebook.com/pg/NicoleByerComedy Be sure to rate Why Won't You...
Jul 05, 2019•59 min•Ep. 87
