In this episode, Dean reads you an email with a surprising twist and then Simon presents you with his ugly mug. The programme ends with them almost learning something in the Random Wikipedia Article. Almost but not quite. Sylvester Stallone Mug - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/982605969/sylvester-stallone-your-turn-to-make-the?ref=share_v4_lx E.T. wearing a Gail Platt t-shirt - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/269209102/gail-platt-rodwell-t-shirt-coronation?click_key=97b9d0aa54acf332a6eb6c141e0d...
Aug 08, 2023•37 min•Ep. 57
In this episode, your hosts watch some Irish songstresses go about their business and then settle down to ponder Popeye's plastic phallus before the train fully derails as Simon gives all mathematicians a piece of his mind. Celtic Woman Ballroom of Romance - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P1wyDW7BOQ&pp=ygUgY2VsdGljIHdvbWFuIGJhbGxyb29tIG9mIHJvbWFuY2U%3D NSFW Popeye toy - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/666981952/popeye-the-spinach-addicted-sailor-man?show_sold_out_detail=1&ref=nla_listi...
Aug 01, 2023•45 min•Ep. 56
In this episode, Dean and Simon decide to dedicate an episode to graffiti for no apparent reason. Dean shows Simon some very offensive and possibly libellous messaging he saw on a lamppost in Cardiff and then Simon shows Dean some of that street art that they have in Bristol. Then, at the end of the show, they both decide to think the worst of someone and reminisce about Jersey. Cardiff graffiti - https://imgur.com/X7ZQPaK Bristol street art - https://imgur.com/I2fXfid Wikipedia – Nick Dowling -...
Jul 25, 2023•41 min•Ep. 55
In this episode, comedy friend Liam Schewitz joins Simon and Dean to talk about celebrity death-hoaxes, an email from a listener with a strange understanding of what the podcast is, a chilling advert from the 80s and a load of Hewitt. Article about Jeremy Renner still being alive - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jeremy-renner-dead-june-2023/ Email from Brown Davies – https://imgur.com/MWx8yWt 1984 British Pork Advert – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0wDjWOnHcY&ab_channel=advertarchive W...
Jul 18, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 54
In this episode, Dean and Simon remember a song from their childhood which might have contributed to them being such porky little boys. Simon then takes Dean shopping in the grotesque-cat-grooming-apparatus aisle over at Amazon dot com. They finish of by listing values and places in an odd little Random Wikipedia Section. McDonalds advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7b1Vnumiwg Cat tongue brush - https://amzn.eu/d/2oYq8Y9 Wikipedia - UK and Ireland Poker Tour Season 2 Results - https://en....
Jul 11, 2023•45 min•Ep. 53
In this episode, Dean shows Simon a cut-scene from an old computer game and they try to pick apart a successful actor’s method. Then they revisit the targeted advertising scene to have a look at some bare bottom pants before the Random Wikipedia Article section brings another opportunity to talk about space aliens. Tim Curry “SpaaAAacee!” - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_U59u69tys Cycling shorts - https://www.amazon.co.uk/Womens-Padded-Cycling-Underwear-Shorts/dp/B08CDCK2BM?th=1 and http://ba...
Jul 04, 2023•46 min•Ep. 52
In this episode, your hosts try to work out why Dean has a presence on a website he has no business being on, try on a low-effort piece of official merchandise and then get lied to by a sneaky Wikipedia article. Dean’s page on Perez Hilton’s website - https://perezhilton.com/tag/dr-dean-burnett/ Dean’s targeted advertising - https://i.imgur.com/IjprVqu.jpg I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here official T-shirt - https://itvshop.co.uk/collections/frontpage/products/official-im-a-celebrity-mens-campm...
Jun 27, 2023•40 min•Ep. 51
In this episode, comedian Dan Thomas (@itsdanthomas on twitter) joins Simon and Dean to discuss unwanted postal presents, unfathomable bumper stickers, the rise of the machines and a James Bond spoof’s soundtrack. Picture of Dean holding a book he doesn’t want - https://imgur.com/CzkiHzB Bumper sticker 1 - https://www.etsy.com/uk/listing/234503083/im-speeding-cos-i-need-a-poo-car-bumper?ga_order=highest_reviews&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=rude+car+stickers...
Jun 20, 2023•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 50
In this episode, Dean plays Simon a dreadful, dreadful song and it has a debilitating effect on his cognitive function. Then the boys pick out presents for themselves from the Temu Father’s Day Sale and finish off by discussing a Qatari sportsman. Georgia Stitt “Maybe it’s me” - https://youtu.be/AqH4vwkJiZY Temu items - https://imgur.com/Ydb7yHT Wikipedia – Jumah Faraj - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jumah_Faraj Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....
Jun 13, 2023•48 min•Ep. 49
In this episode, Dean presents one of his much-loved travel updates and then Simon shows him a video of two people doing a costumed dance on the streets of Eastern Europe. They end the show by casting aspersions upon a French filmmaker. Dean’s photos of his German hotel - hotel https://imgur.com/xNuy3Ag wall panel https://imgur.com/hLHXTVd bathroom https://imgur.com/noDLDZS Witch Doctor - Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing- Zumba Kids choreo by Crazy Coolka - https://www.youtube.com/w...
Jun 06, 2023•54 min•Ep. 48
In this episode, Dean teaches Simon about what the business elite are doing over on LinkedIn and then they sample some (possibly poisonous) chicken flavour sweets. At the end of the show they stumble upon an idea for a more modern competition to replace beauty pageants and crown a new Miss Universe Australia. Lick your anus LinkedIn profile - https://www.linkedin.com/in/lick-your-anus-691152115?original_referer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F Archie McPhee Fried Chicken Flavour Sweets - https://...
May 30, 2023•49 min•Ep. 47
In this episode, Dave returns to promote season two of the “Will Riker Sex Beard” podcast. The three idiots giggle and shout about genital themed footwear, workplace etiquette, body-smoking devices, Russ Abbot, time-travel theories, Usain Bolt, illogical sayings, bees, an architect from Canada and more. Penis slippers - https://imgur.com/vR4rrTK How Dean’s mam told him about the slippers - https://imgur.com/L95c6s3 Moxibustion cans - https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005003918095559.html?pdp_npi=...
May 23, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 46
In this episode, Dean starts proceedings by sharing a personal matter and then the boys tuck-in to an implausible strongman. The main course is beans this week and for dessert is a wikipedia article about an old reality tv show from America. Article on Khan Babar - https://broscience.com/khan-baba/ Dr Pepper Baked Beans - https://imgur.com/n90NGd8 https://imgur.com/Jt34uhT Wikipedia - Polyamory: Married & Dating - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polyamory:_Married_%26_Dating Hosted on Acast. S...
May 16, 2023•46 min•Ep. 45
In this episode, Dean presents Simon with another strange item that he found whilst walking the dog, the pair on them then give advice on bio-crimes and consumer affairs while looking at a fruity-animal garden object and end the show by discussing rugby basketball in the Random Wikipedia Article section. Tomb Raider DVD (bitten) - https://i.imgur.com/0v9RCFW.jpg Art Ornaments Duck Sculpture Peeled Banana Duck Outdoor Decor Garden Statue - https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/275484241172?mkcid=16&mkev...
May 09, 2023•33 min•Ep. 44
In this episode, Simon gives Dean an update on how his ‘Parting Shots’ re-write is coming along and then they examine the Crazy Frog’s reproductive organs and a medical/torture device. They also return to the subject of American Football, as Wikipedia insisted upon it. Crazy frog - https://imgur.com/YaOkKHv Picture from a Winnie the Poo book - https://imgur.com/ix2jOPI Vinmax Over The Door Cervical Traction Set for Neck Shoulder Pain Brace Relief Head Home, Neck Disk Relief, Shipping from US - h...
May 02, 2023•41 min•Ep. 43
In this episode, Dean and Simon are joined by author Nick Pettigrew (‘Anti-Social’, available wherever you buy books) to discuss ear-grooming, toasters, adults with the voices of children and Frankenstein the Bishop of Worms. Ear hair waxing treatment - https://www.instagram.com/reel/CofXjhzASz8/?igshid=MjljNjAzYmU%3D NFL Toasters - https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B003C0BK72/ref=cm_cr_arp_mb_bdcrb_top?ie=UTF8&th=1&psc=1 Haribo Policemen Advert - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcE1Z3KDYrc...
Apr 25, 2023•59 min•Ep. 42
In this episode, a mildly argumentative Simon criticises popular culture in order to defend what is sure to be a terrible film. Dean helps Simon try to work out why a woman is walking through the American desert on a road to nowhere and then the both of them try to remember a song by Busta Rhymes. Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Once and Always Trailer - https://youtu.be/ZKE2DC7Xzog Woman walking away from Roswell - https://www.google.com/maps/@33.4201709,-104.0459085,3a,32.8y,285.49h,85.57t/data=...
Apr 18, 2023•41 min•Ep. 41
In this episode, Dean and Simon take a closer look at Chris Rea’s short stint as a film star, discuss practical jokes and the type of man that loves them and then struggle to navigate the internet while discussing a Swedish children's film from the 1980s. Parting shots - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPz5NyFtjes&ab_channel=BleibergEntertainment Fake electrical outlet sticker - https://www.amazon.com/Electrical-Outlet-Sticker-Hilariously-Stickers/dp/B091XSYHL9/ref=as_li_ss_tl?keywords=fake+...
Apr 11, 2023•43 min•Ep. 40
In this episode, an enthusiastic listener phones in for a chat with Dean and your hosts have a look at a faux-celebrity wrestling event. Simon tells Dean about a stingy-nettle eating competition and the pair of them finish off by discussing beetles, bats and Beatles. Mr Blobby wrestling clip - https://m.facebook.com/FTLOWrestlingUK/videos/blobby/1213179802917432/ World nettle eating contest – article - https://www.countrylife.co.uk/news/swollen-tongues-and-black-mouths-competitors-tuck-in-at-wor...
Apr 04, 2023•42 min•Ep. 39
In this episode, comedian Charlie Webster joins Dean and Simon to talk about cancer, cat-shaped tissue dispensers, parrot paintings and a music advocate. It’s a dark topic to start an episode with and it isn’t treated with the respect it deserves so beware of that. I blame Dean, personally. Charlie’s got a new podcast coming out soon, it’ll be called ‘Scum Tank’ so keep an eye out for that. A leaflet Dean found about cancer - https://imgur.com/UhEk9EI Cat-butt tissue dispenser - https://www.amaz...
Mar 28, 2023•49 min•Ep. 38
In this episode Dean gives Simon a new reason to be afraid of spiders, Simon shows Dean a clip of a cartoon character using a surprising turn of phrase and then they bad-mouth a long-dead Canadian gentleman. Spider zombie necrobots are next-gen grippers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_txFWbuZ6B4&feature=youtu.be&ab_channel=GiGadgets Wilma Flintstone swears - https://youtu.be/fuCbrPzPLAc Wikipedia – Reuben White - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reuben_White Hosted on Acast. See acast.co...
Mar 22, 2023•40 min•Ep. 37
In this episode, Dean recommends a film and Simon Introduces Dean to a company that will put a dog’s face on Phil Mitchell’s body and turn it into a jigsaw. Finally, an old foe rears its ugly head and ruins the Random Wikipedia Article section. Contract to Kill Trailer - https://youtu.be/6AkmvKdKCWY Phil Mitchell (Eastenders Inspired) Custom Pet Puzzle - https://www.pawandglory.com/products/phil-mitchell-eastenders-inspired-custom-pet-puzzle?_pos=1&_psq=++Phil+Mitchell+%28Eastenders+Inspired...
Mar 15, 2023•32 min•Ep. 36
In this episode, your hosts take a trawl through the famous faces you can hire, pitch a new gameshow to BBC Wales and find out about the world’s smallest snake. Dean was a naughty boy this week and forgot to turn his microphone on so they’ve had to use the back-up audio for section one, it doesn’t sound too bad though. Susan Scott Lookalike Agency - http://www.lookalikes.info/our-lookalikes/new-lookalikes Reporter lookalike - https://lookalikes.co.uk/celebrity-lookalikes/all-lookalikes/reporter-...
Mar 08, 2023•40 min•Ep. 35
In this episode, actor/singer/composer Carys Eleri ( https://linktr.ee/caryseleri ) joins Dean and Simon to discuss savoury eyelashes, dirty dogs, miniature cups, sweaty lips and more. Cheese and Onion fake eyelashes - https://www.meggilashes.co.uk/products/cheese-onion-crisps-3-lash-pack Pooping Pooches 2023 calendar - https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0754Y9GNH/ref=sspa_dk_detail_4?pf_rd_p=af9528d2-09ba-47ee-b909-59e3022bebe1&pf_rd_r=FXVG10QGTXCX79WXSMQT&pd_rd_wg=13rKT&pd_rd_w=ZF7aS&c...
Mar 01, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 34
In this episode Dean and Simon unravel the symbolism within a music video, form a sacrilegious plan to condemn a friend to Hell and discover the wonder of a low-powered television station in the USA. Dua Lipa “Love Again” (Official Music Video) - https://youtu.be/BC19kwABFwc Monty Don Prayer Candle - https://www.aintsaint.co/products/saint-monty-don-gardeners-world-prayer-candle?variant=39644699426894 Wikipedia - WYHB-CD - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WYHB-CD Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv...
Feb 22, 2023•40 min•Ep. 33
In this episode, your hosts introduce a new segment, rediscover a shoddy toy from their childhood and wang on about architecture. Moving on to the Random Wikipedia Article Segment, the pair of them decide to review an article about a geological formation by focusing their attention on The Silence of the Lambs, for some reason. Barcode Battler advert - https://youtu.be/Hqfv4f-G-Ro The National Fisheries Development Board Building, Hyderabad - https://i.imgur.com/i8bRBwR.jpg Wikipedia - https://en...
Feb 15, 2023•40 min•Ep. 32
In this episode, Dean presents Simon with a truly mysterious artefact of unknown provenance. Any information the listener can provide on the matter will be gratefully received. Simon shows Dean a tube that can help him shape his meat into a nice sausage shape and then they speculate wildly about a retired sportswoman, rudely insult Dutch cuisine and patronisingly compliment the Dutch people on their ability to speak English. Claude’s Business Blitz: Beef Up Your CV - https://i.imgur.com/hI1MVsO....
Feb 08, 2023•43 min•Ep. 31
In this episode, Dan Mitchell (@specileptic on twitter) joins the clown show. The three pigs discuss a diet book that doesn’t contain any recipes, take a glance at some of the top-notch journalism that they have over there in Ireland, take apart some very small golf clubs and finish off by unearthing a super-power that Dan didn’t know he had. Michael Winner’s Fat Pig Diet - https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2180312.Fat_Pig_Diet You won't believe how Nutella is officially pronounced, via the Ir...
Feb 01, 2023•1 hr•Ep. 30
In this episode, Dean and Simon discuss a particularly sweary example of Simpsons-based detournement before they bring in a canine chum to help review a beer that’s been specially ‘brewed’ for dogs. They finish off by getting distracted by the dog while trying to discuss Pakistan’s efforts at the 1988 Summer Olympics. Seedy things Dean found on the ground - https://i.imgur.com/n8nZ5YW.jpg and https://i.imgur.com/Bs0WGqJ.jpg Rude Simpsons T-shirt - https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/6097864-pure-c...
Jan 25, 2023•41 min•Ep. 29
In this episode, Dean and Simon draw on their detective instinct to speculate about a discarded box of Viagra that Dean found frozen on the pavement. They continue the wintery theme by taking a look at a daft product that’s meant to protect a specific part of your body from the cold and then finish off by being dismissive of a ground-breaking scientist’s achievements. Viagra Packet - https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FjiSKYxWIAEfPaM?format=png&name=small Nosewarmers - https://nosewarmer.com/ Wikip...
Jan 18, 2023•42 min•Ep. 28
