Welcome back to Wholesome Addiction. A podcast dedicated to the sexy side of entertainment - and by that we mean porn and all forms of adult entertainment (movies, news, anime, written erotica, web video, music) and sex as it effects us in our everyday lives. In short, we're fans of the hotness. This podcast is explicit and we will be using adult language - so consider yourselves warned.
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The hosts dive into a mix of absurd and serious topics, including a doctor's mid-surgery sexual escapade and the questionable motivations behind an OnlyFans charity event. They humorously debate the return of speed dating and the surprising need to advise basic hygiene. The episode also tackles the rise of explicit content in audiobooks, the complexities of sex research, and shifts to a poignant discussion on a tragic case of workplace harassment and murder, underscoring persistent societal issues.
Time counts and keeps countin', and we knows now finding the trick of what's been and lost ain't no easy ride. But that's our trek, we gotta' travel it. And there ain't nobody knows where it's gonna' lead. Still in all, every night we does the tell, so that we 'member who we was and where we came from... but most of all we 'members to post this cast cuz we been forgett'n to post it.
The Wholesome Addiction crew dives into a series of outlandish stories, discussing a 44-year-old mother's active sex life, a man's dangerous Viagra overdose, and a bizarre medical case of body functions gone wrong. They also cover a firefighter's peculiar revenge, the transformation of a strip club into a church, and a uniquely themed "Penis Bar" in Sicily. The episode concludes with a humorous takedown of an uninspired sex bucket list, a look at global porn trends, and listener-submitted tales of the weirdest things requested in bed, along with a spirited debate about mac and cheese preparation.
Get ready, get out your dollar bills ya'll, here comes Hamstering. Yep its a new term ready for primetime and the Crue break it down like a fraction for you. We are truly doing the lords work out here.
Is that the dulcet tones of a frenchman we 'ere? Why Yes it is! Our longtime friend of the show Wing stops by along with Abby in what shall hencefoth be know as mostly middle-age people trying to get cameras working. Oh yeah, its a time to be alive!
Doth mother know you wearth her drapes? Does father knowith where my nut has sallied forth? Is this our best work - Jake has questions. Is it a show - for sure!
What do Mall Rats and rubbing the bean have in common? Only Jake and Beef can connect those dots in this weeks thrilling episode of WA! Yes join us for the quality you've come to expect from this comedy powerhouse!
Hey kids do you like violence? Do you want to see me stick nine inch nails through each one of my eyelids? Just kidding but there is talk of a thing that happened in the art world six years ago and something to do with Ryan Gosling now so you have that to look forward to! Also - riding Jessica Simpson.
Look I'm not saying the gang talked about Beefs swimmers and how they work but that may in fact have happened. Okay it 100 percent happened and we urge you to download to check it out!
So let it be written that Beefy is a man of great vision. So let it also be written that Beef and Rita need money to buy a bando and live happily ever after. So with no connection at all let us present to you Rita's House of Feet while Beef reads grocery lists. You heard me!
Look we know who it was and you know who it was but 'someone' has been throwing adult toys out on the court during WNBA games. Now we aren't naming names but it ryhmes with BlampFlampia - we all know that it does. Just syaing.
Chicago seems to be an interesting place right now. They are banned public sex acts however they are super loose on what all that entails. Somehow we doubt its going to wind up being a good thing.
From the 'duh files' comes the study that says sex makes us feel better and less depressed. We can't think a larger waste of peoples time and money that stating a fact that has already been established since we were able to write and speak. Good job researchers! We got a chuckle out of it anyway.
What happens when Sean is out for the week? Thats easy, Beef runs the show and does amazing like always. Join us this time out for Beef, Rita, and Jake classing the place up!
In this exciting episode of Wholesome Addiction we are off to the races. Not the Ponies and sadly not F1, nope, sperm racing. Not kidding in the slightest it is, in fact, racing squigglers under a microscope. We also talk Jessica Simpson and some other topics but really guys the show has team sperm on a ractrack, what more do you need to know?
We are learning things on the cast today. Jake would not save Ferris, Sean still thinks Mia Sara is hot and Beef has a deep voice. Okay, thought you knew all that? Sure, so we also cover Susan Sarandons daughters breast reduction. This and more on this weeks show!
Join us for an exclusive look at what Beef and Rita sound like coming to you from a camper in the middle of the woods! Yep, its close to what they always sound like just with more upsidedown pineapple. We know you can't wait and neither can we!
Hey, we sometimes do what we said we'd do. This isn't one of those times but we did try. Bear with us we are getting it done. Also we talk boobs and sex and stuff.
At the intersection of old and crazy lived a podcast. It was brave and true and totally ready to throw down. In this case we did so talking about perfume a crazy boob tattoo lady and, of course, John Wick. Yep, you didn't ask for this but we did it anyway because - you're welcome.
I did wind up grabbing Jake's backup this week but we have already recorded 613 and it sounds fine so we did work it out. That said, what I can promise this time out is a lot of audio - that and Sean and Jake have a bit of a breeding kink - who knew?
Oh yay though I walk through the valley of the shadow of massage, I will fear no lotion. Join us, weary travellers as we find the the nice ladies who used to take care of Sean are now famous on Tik Tok - also the police were there.
Look, I think it's apparent by now that there are no brakes on this train. I mean, sure, was Sean muted for the first 15 seconds? Yeah he was. But its that kind of charm that makes us who we are. Ever think you'd like to put a baby in your girlfriends mom? We cover some news on someone who did, plus is girlfriend.
The way is shut - be warned! The audio is quiet on Jake's end, we have absolutely no supervision, Jake and I stay on topic as well as we always do and I'm gonna guess its going to be painful to listen to. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this one. The way is shut!
We gather here on this day of our lord to bring forth onto you the House of Waffle, and its many truths. Yay, though I walk through the valley of candy canes, I fear no policeman. So sayth the waitress. Also Iceland be crazy you guys, I'm not kidding about that.
Hooters files for bankruptcy, but they say their food is better. We aren't buying it literally or figuratively, but Hooters is in trouble either way. Vegans get no respect; that is correct. Remy Lacroix is still super hot.
Sean was out doing parenting things and so we gathered to chew bubble gum and chuck phalluses. And we are all out of bubble gum. Thats right ya'll that's how we roll.
We actually had a bunch of news and admin stuff plus some letters to read this cast - we did none of it. Instead we had real conversation about real stuff and did what we do best, veer off into the weeds. Strap in boys and girls we get into it with the desert of the real!
Get on her level son! No really she's way up there, like 8 feet tall at least. What are you gonna do? Are you gonna scale that tower like a man or let her pass you by? Well we know Sean's answer but how about the rest of you?
