In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jun 18, 2024•12 min
In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jun 18, 2024•11 min
In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jun 18, 2024•10 min
In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jun 18, 2024•10 min
In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Join them on this alphabetical journey as each Unown variant gets its very own episode, all recorded in one sitting. There’s laughter, there’s tears, and there’s Eggplant Origins: Wolverine. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jun 18, 2024•22 min
Into the Un(k)own! Into the Un(k)own! Into the Un(k)no-oh-oh-own! -Frozen 2 Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jun 18, 2024•3 min
If you’re going to kill your husband’s mistress, make sure her clit necklace doesn’t absorb your screams. IT’S OUR 200TH EPISODE! Join us as we learn about Misdreavous: a terrifying ghost gal with seventh grade humor who desperately wants to see you fail. If you frequent her souvenir shop, don’t mention Niagara Falls. Trust us. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Jun 11, 2024•1 hr 13 min
When intellect evolves into burden, are the ignorant not the ones who are truly blessed? Is knowledge merely poison we feed ourselves in the pursuit of understanding life—negating the inevitable honesty that there are mysteries that can never be solved? As the line blurs between parasite and host, who is the true victim? Also, wouldn’t it be funny if Shellder bit on a Slowpoke’s penis? Lol. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPo...
Jun 04, 2024•1 hr 21 min
Watch out for raining rat shit and tricked out bird canes—it’s time to fly with MURKROW! Embark on this journey with Brandon and Brielle as they debates the nuances between black and navy (it’s NAVY), shake you down for your shiny lip ring, and announce what Brielle’s mom is adding to her grocery list. Hide your rings and keep your eyes peeled for bird buttholes, it’s a spoopy little episode! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemon...
May 28, 2024•1 hr 4 min
Call, raise, or fold? Oh, you’re just going to glow with excitement instead? Well tell the sun to suck a nut and bring out the sexy moon, it’s time for UMBREON, BABY! Join Brandon and Brielle as they explore a world where Lord of the Rings ends with a bachelorette party, debate whether or not Sandra Bullock was wearing a wig in The Blind Side, and put a hit out on a Patreon member’s dear friend. And here's that LOTR Fan-Fic we mentioned! Shout out to Mum_Fairy87! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MOR...
May 21, 2024•1 hr 16 min
We will be back next week (5/21) with UMBREON! In the meantime: listen to BONUS EPISODES at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
May 14, 2024•3 min
Drop those pants and show us your blood, it’s time to kneel for our great leader Espeon! Join Brandon and Brielle (and join the cult) as they explore the likelihood of cats murdering humans if they were dinosaur-sized, debate whether or not Lorde has Pokémon energy, and determine whether or not the illustrator wanted to bang this cat. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
May 07, 2024•1 hr 14 min
Run, Quagsire, run! This gorgeous, bonking boy might have CTE, but that doesn’t stop him from being an excellent landlord. Join Brandon and Brielle as they learn about boat propellers, dodge lit monkey cigars, and give you a puppet-buying opportunity. So get slimed up and slide on down to this blobby king! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Apr 30, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Who needs LUNGS when you have cold wet mud tucking you in at night? It’s the perfect unmetamorphisized baby Wooper! Join Brandon and Brielle as they discuss how Jesus would have LOVED a locker decorated for his birthday, get down to the truth of what celery REALLY is, and decide the weight of skunk bones. So grab a beer with the Goomster and saddle up—it’s a wild ride of an episode! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitte...
Apr 23, 2024•1 hr 21 min
WELCOME TO THE CULT OF YANMA. Please have a glass of goo manna and take a seat in our cape made of 100 dead birds. A complimentary green mask has been provided for you, that may or may not have eyelids. Please reference our Ten Commandments, starting with the first: LOBSTERS ARE BUGS. Now please welcome our guest speaker, Denis Leary. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Apr 16, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Dear Diary, Today Sunshine Grace and I went to church (the Church of Chonchie), gossiped with the worms, laughed in a room full of mannequins, and thwarted an assassination attempt on my life. I feel a darkness in me that could possibly be a moon variant, perhaps an evil force—oh, I have to go. It’s 9:00pm and I’m a useless slog of garbage when the sun sets. XOXO, Sunflora Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @Brando...
Apr 09, 2024•1 hr 2 min
In a world of elite fighters, no one is more elitist than this Pokémon: a pretentious seed chosen by God who brags about their physique that came from only eating manna. It’s Sunkern! Join Brandon and Brielle on a journey of answering worrisome phone calls, debating the shape of a Jewish dessert, and making out of place egg puns. Hold onto your hats and keep an eye out for wicked witches—this seed is out for blood! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Insta...
Apr 02, 2024•56 min
Put your hands (all three of them) together for this mischievous little pick up artist—it’s Aipom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they cast Michael Caine in Harry Potter, discuss the complicated politics of stealing a boy’s hat at a high school party, and imagine a word where berries have bones. Rated TMMJ for Too Many Masturbation Jokes. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Mar 26, 2024•1 hr 8 min
DON’T JUMP! It’s been a bleak evolution, but we finally got our period and are ready to move on from this terrible collection of creatures. It’s Jumpluff! Join Brandon and Brielle as they summon sandworms, pitch a hot new NBC drama, and make you regret ever hearing the phrase “purple cottage cheese.” So sit tight on that ledge, we’re all on this together. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnB...
Mar 19, 2024•59 min
In honor of being the METICULOUS Pokémon podcast (and because their pain entertains you), Brielle and Brandon present: 28 EPISODES OF UNOWN! Enjoy this preview from the "Q" episode, where we are already unravelling. All 28 NEW EPISODES Now Streaming! Only @ patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon !
Mar 12, 2024•7 min
You know how we tell teens “it gets better”? Sorry Hoppip, your future is BLEAK. It’s Skiploom! Join Brandon and Brielle as they try to marry this Pokémon off using a Rococo oil portrait painting, do the iceless bucket challenge, and completely ream Lorde out for her Solar Power era. Strap in folks—your heroic hosts turn this garbage creature into a glorious episode. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelma...
Mar 05, 2024•1 hr 2 min
QUICK! BEFORE I FLOAT AWAY! Hold on tight and get ready to be disappointed—it’s Hoppip! Join Dr. Brandon Author Zelman and Brielle as they discuss reading Brielle’s splattered body like tea leaves, what kind of fart rolls a baby, and act out conversations with Squirtle. Also, they discover—OH NO I’M FLYING AWAAAYYYyyyy…… Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Feb 27, 2024•57 min
A true king doesn’t need a crown to wield his power, and neither does this screaming frog. It’s Politoed! Brandon and Brielle laugh and cry at the wrong things, wonder if slugs can sting you emotionally, and differentiate between “wrong naked” and “right naked”. So grab a pint, sit at the king’s table, and let us tell you the good news of our King of Kings—the Jesus Frog Politoed! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter:...
Feb 20, 2024•1 hr 17 min
Waterboard your rocks and peek behind that tree (no, not THAT tree, that’s a rock—yes it IS a rock, it just sneezed). It’s SUDOWOODO! Join Brandon and Brielle as they give lectures about happy genitalia, call out murderous elderly populations and their poaching habits, and finally answer the age old question about whether or not you hear a tree fall in a forest (you do, and it’s DESPERATE for you to hear it). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram :...
Feb 13, 2024•1 hr 19 min
In this exciting episode, Brandon is ill! Our new Sudowoodo Episode and Patreon-Exclusive Episode are coming very soon (AKA once Brandon finishes all his soup and antibiotics)
Feb 06, 2024•2 min
Step right up and see Vegas’s latest magical attraction—it’s the underwhelming underwater bunny AZUMARILL (no refunds)! Join Brandon and Brielle as they embark on a discussion about if Pokémon can do interspecies mating, describe their ideal human evolution, and guess shapes dropped into water (ransom is due at midnight). Pop a Tide Pod in your mouth and grab an air balloon, it’s time to find out why ears are so tall! Really though, does anyone know? Anyone? Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at ...
Jan 30, 2024•1 hr 3 min
He would die for our sins if he could just drown himself but sadly he is destined with immortality—it’s MARILL (aka Pikablu)! Embark on a tragic journey with Brielle and Brandon as they reenact The Devil Wears Prada, educate you on Jesus’s baby abs, and get starstruck by salad dressing. And if you ever feel like you’re drowning in jokes, just hold tight to your oily tail ball. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @Br...
Jan 23, 2024•1 hr 7 min
Rustle your petals and hold in your queefs—we’re doin’ a little dance for BELLOSSOM, baby! Brandon and Brielle pine for long lost dance movies, warn you against watching Dinotopia (but you actually HAVE to watch Dinotopia), and realize that sometimes growth means losing something rather than gaining it. But don’t worry, any solemn sentimentality is immediately replaced by more queef jokes. So give that hot hot sun a kiss and press play! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPa...
Jan 16, 2024•1 hr 8 min
Are those flashing paparazzi lights on the red carpet? No, they’re AMPHAROS (Cate Blanchett)! Come ride this rollercoaster of an episode where you *might* get hit in the face by a goose: Brandon and Brielle infuse themselves with Spider-Man hand blood, dream of whipped cream hair, and ask hard hitting questions like “how old is Jacob Tremblay NOW?”. Buckle up sailors and fear not, you’re safe (and blinded) by this beloved protective king. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThat...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 5 min
The French are coming to behead us but FEAR NOT we have the thickest collar in all the land. We’re covering (but not the bottom half) FLAAFFY! Brandon and Brielle try on magical formal top hats, count how many Pokémon have fingers, and discover the true color of rubber. Break out your razor and say goodbye to any hair from the neck down—we’re going streaking, baby! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman ...
Jan 02, 2024•58 min
