WAKE UP SHEEPLE. MAREEP IS HERE TO AGREE WITH ANYTHING YOU SAY. Give this episode a poke and find out who’s your REAL son-mom (it’s Brandon). Pop in those headphones (bonus points if they’re shaped like bee bodies) and tune into a movie executive’s dream scenario—Babe meets Transformers. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Your future unfolds before us. We see you listening to this episode and telling everyone you know to subscribe—oh wait, we’re just seeing a sandwich. Open your eyes and feel the burden of limitless wisdom, it’s the Xatu episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss if Now That’s What I Call Music CDs are a luxury, imagine Xatu on Pawn Stars, and uncover his hidden identity (he is Dr. Manhattan). Sabrina Carpenter if you’re listening, we have a GREAT Halloween costume for you. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and...
Look into my eyes. Look deep. Okay wait stop don’t get too close. STOP IT OR I’M GONNA HOP AWAY. Brandon and Brielle ponder if clairvoyance is worth it, start the entire podcast over from episode one, and do the CLASSIC segment “Roll That Die!” where the only winner is violence (everyone knows this segment, we all love this segment). Set aside ten minutes for an X-Men explanation, and find a cozy berry branch. It’s the Natu episode! The Shagged by a Rare Parrot Video Listen to BONUS EPISODES and...
Have you seen today’s Pokémon? If not, that means you’re a piece of shit! It’s the Togetic episode! Brandon and Brielle discuss whether or not animals can be pure of heart, ask important questions like when can princes kiss, and break down the Christian construct that is Santa Claus. Flap those rubber teeth wings and hover toward nice people only—this angel is ready to shower some joy dust (PCP)! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPok...
It's our first-ever LIVE episode! There's a lot of VISUALS in this episode, so for the full experience, watch the VIDEO of this episode FOR FREE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon ! Yes it's free-to-watch, even if you're not a Patreon supporter! CHECK IT OUT, its got tons of images / videos / dancing / facial expressions. Pull your diapers up to your arms and grease up your Bart Simpson hair, because it's the spike (?) ball (?) pokeyman, TOGEPI! See us relive early menstruation in front of real huma...
It's our first-ever LIVE episode! There's a lot of VISUALS in this episode, so today's episode is a VIDEO that's streaming right now FOR FREE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon ! Yes it's free-to-watch, even if you're not a Patreon supporter! CHECK IT OUT, its got tons of images / videos / dancing / facial expressions. Pull your diapers up to your arms and grease up your Bart Simpson hair, because it's the spike (?) ball (?) pokeyman, TOGEPI! See us relive early menstruation in front of real human p...
If you can’t have daddy’s swirl, you can just draw it! Meet me at Hot Topic and jump out the window, it’s the Igglybuff episode! Brandon and Brielle explore bounce vs. squish, dabble in hypnosis, and imagine a world where babies are a source of enslaved endless energy. Look into my swirl and PRESS PLAY. TICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW ! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBri...
Close your windows and lock your doors—the Cleffa are coming to sing and dance and RUIN your hot date night! Brandon and Brielle have a complicated relationship with the moon, ask for NON-EROTIC drawings of horses in horses, and imagine a world where babies are hard workers. So wax, don’t wane, and listen to the dulcet tones of Cleffa! TICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW ! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod Twi...
Why have we never seen a Pokémon piss? Can anyone ever live up to their cooler older sister? What ARE the full lyrics to the national anthem? We answer these questions and more in our PICHU episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they learn about nasty little electric cheek sacs, kick babies into space, and poison Mark Cuban. Pikachu, don’t worry—this little idiot’s got nothing on you. T ICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW ! November 17th @ 7:30pm @ City Vineyard, NYC: bit.ly/wtplive Li...
THIS WEEK WAS A LOT! So we're freeing you up by granting you an hour of free time (AKA NO EPISODE THIS WEEK!) In the meantime, you should def def def totes totes totes get tickets to our first ever LIVE SHOW! NOVEMBER 17th! 7:30pm! City Vineyard, NYC! TICKETS: bit.ly/wtplive
Adorable dolphin or sentient black hole waiting to unleash hell? Why not both with LANTURN! Latch onto Brielle and Brandon as they pitch alternate Joker monologues, rant about the male perspective on animal studies, and try to one up the Headless Horseman. Pop a brick into your head and pop those headphones in, we’re going to the bottom of the ocean! Oh, yeah, and also... THE BIGGEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN IN THE HISTORY OF THIS PODCAST: T ICKETS NOW ON SALE for our FIRST EVER LIVE SHOW ! Listen t...
Is that Paul Revere? Or Brielle gossiping at a party? Oh wait, it’s the dumbest cutest little fish you ever did see—it’s the Chinchou episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they fill up their swear jar, describe a forbidden love between water and electricity, and dream of eating glowing bread. It’s a great fucking episode! Shit, put $200 in the swear jar. DAMNIT. Another $200. OH, FUCK. We give up. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok (NEW!) and Instagram : @Whos...
Pump up that friendship meter and trauma bond with Brandon and Brielle on the journey of learning about Crobat! Join them as they get rejected from the X-Men, get you up to date on vampire trivia, and try to really make a STATEMENT about what kind of violence they’ll be known for when they become king. Did you know Crobat’s legs are wings? DID YOU KNOW HIS LEGS ARE FUCKING WINGS?! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok (NEW!) and Instagram : @WhosThatPokemonPod T...
Don’t panic if you see four legs at a burlesque show, because there’s a chance you might see FOUR boobs (or it’s the end of the world). Take a ride with Brandon and Brielle as they explore the redundant absolute uggo Ariados! Join them as they learn about Greek mythology, hide inside of their own skin, and debate the difference between butt juice and mouth juice. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Tiktok (NEW!) and Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZel...
Cancel any surprise birthday party plans and put on those glass goo shoes—it’s time to get arrested by Spinarak! Brielle and Brandon ponder the truth behind advertising, what it’s like to vomit and shit at the same time (both in force and volume), and sing “Shiny Teeth” for far too long without knowing most of the lyrics. So pop in those headphones and launch those poison party hats, folks! It’s a cop spider! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPo...
Mercury is in retrograde and your star chart says: “it’s podcast time, baby” so pop some socks onto your hands—it’s Ledian! Brandon and Brielle sing about RENT (it’s a Thanksgiving musical for those who don’t know), create too many cop duos, and try to make a cat a star. So roll out the red carpet and scatter some glittery drugs for this Armenian Pokémon! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
We are excited to announce the launch of our newest piece of premiere Patreon Poké-content: FUTURESODES! Starting September 26th, we will be peaking into pOdCaSt fUtUrE for meticulous deep-dive episodes on random monsters from FUTURE GENERATIONS of Pokemon! To get in on the future-fun, become an Unsubscriber at Patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon !
Do you smell a mix of uselessness, cowardice, and slime? Oh god, it’s Ledyba! Listen, she’s not like other birds (please don’t say “bug”, it will offend the Brits), she’s the bird getting fingered at a Dave Matthews Band concert. So secrete some excitement and prepare yourself for the aroma of chaos as Brandon and Brielle argue about whether or not the world of Pokémon should have more capitalism!
Break out that brow gel and mash your crotch into a pie while Eugene Levy watches—it’s Noctowl, bitches! This absolute baddie leads Brielle and Brandon on a path to painfully normal forest quests, a vampire with no chill, and painful head twists. She may just be an owl, but she’s a DAMN good owl. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
Do you know what time it is? If you do, then you better get down on your knees and kiss-thank the one exposed foot of our little clockboy, Hoothoot! Come along with Brandon and Brielle as they rummage through Santa’s wallet, microwave some socks, tell you what’s in their stomachs, and smooch the wet clouds! So set your internal organs to “now” and prepare for the chaos of this useless god damn Pokémon! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPo...
Our Hoothoot episode is POSTPONED until Wednesday! SORRY! We were too busy kissing girls and jumping motorcycles over Grand Canyons! WHILE SMOKING! (Anyway, sorry, see you tomorrow, love you, bye) Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
Nostalgia comes to life today in the form of furry gel tubes and a review into Hayden Panetierre’s career—it’s Furret! Brandon and Brielle learn valuable life lessons such as: only high five someone if a Twitter poll says you can, the Law and Order theme song makes for the best transition music, and it’s okay to have a mental breakdown about wtf Pokémon are even DOING (Brielle is recovering slowly but surely). Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatP...
Be wary of giggling fairies and vengeful swole Tamagotchi—actually, be wary of EVERYTHING because this is the god damn Sentret episode! Join Brandon and Brielle as they gossip about Adam and Eve, relax by a cursed fire, and spit bars about trains. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
Which came first, Britney Spears or Feraligatr? Dump out those cargo pants pockets and join Brandon and Brielle in discovering the differences between football pads and robots! We apologize to any vegans who may be offended by our view on fake cheese. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
Bite down hard on your sandwich (and make a second one for your older, definitely not predatory friend)—it’s Croconaw! Brielle talks about her old child labor days, while Brandon becomes the prime suspect for his lost butthole. And if you thought they’d be better at rapping by now, you’re wrong. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
It’s small, it’s rough, it’s tough, it’s NOT Brielle (Brazil) despite the similarities—it’s Totodile! This tiny little violent buddy just wants to hang out and eat you—why are you being weird about it? And if you’ve seen our daughters, please let us know. And if you know Liam Neeson, please put us in touch as we have a children’s book to pitch. WHERE’S MY DAUGHTER?! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBr...
Come explore a world where friends are just for hire, you have to sing for your mop soup, and your dick explodes into flames if you try to masturbate after a long day. Anger management? Who needs it! Sit back, scream, and turn off the porch light if you don’t want Christian Gollum fucking your night up—it’s the Typhlosion episode! Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle...
Is destruction inevitable? Are we right to be angry in our teen years? Will Brandon ever stop mixing up Chikorita and Cyndaquil? Brandon and Brielle tackle these questions and more—wait, hold on—RORY! GET BACK HERE! RORY DON’T MAKE ME GO TO THE DANCE. Sponsored by BetterBetterHelpHelp. Listen to BONUS EPISODES and MORE at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon Instagram: @WhosThatPokemonPod Twitter: @BrandonZelman and @CapnBrielle
What’s that smell? It’s Fartman, here to do absolutely nothing! Brandon and Brielle vie for a NyQuil sponsorship, ask Cyndaquil to watch just ONE ending to a movie, and try their best to dodge social anxiety flames. Get out your diaries (and burn them), and make snow angels in the ash! Check out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon @BrandonZelman on Twitter @WhosThatPokemonPod on Instagram
Brandon and Brielle unanimously agree to only call this Pokémon “Megan”, Jimmy Buffet makes a special appearance (please be gentle, he’s going through something right now), and Brandon learns what a pram is. So pop in those headphones and let’s go microdose at The Eras tour! #TaylorSwift Check out our BRAND NEW PATREON at patreon.com/WhosThatPatreon @BrandonZelman on Twitter @WhosThatPokemonPod on Instagram
