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Who Are These Socials?

Karl Hamburgerwhoarethese.com
Karl Hamburger, host of Who Are These Podcasts?, and Blind Mike, host of Why Are You Laughing, team up to take on social media. It's the show thousands of people come to learn the age old question, "What's the deal with social media?" In reality we mostly just point and laugh at TikTokers.
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Episodes

Ep99 - RIP Hard Rock Nick

This week Mike and Karl are mourning the loss of a social media icon - Hard Rock Nick. Well, once Mike remembers who that is, there is a lot of mourning. The boys banter about doing a wrap up show after the debut of Baylen Out Loud, Trisha Paytus on SNL, and Lily Phillips’ huge ambitions. Then it’s another guess the sound, a slow sing along, and an update on Physics Girl and her long Covid. There’s the Hard Rock Nick tribute / deepdive. Also on this episode - Delete Lawz’s new board game, Joe Ma...

Dec 13, 20241 hr 45 minSeason 1Ep. 99

Ep98 - Mystery Box

This week the boys slip into banter so seamlessly you won’t even notice it as they discuss the word of the year, Hawk Tuah’s memcoin disaster, and Bob Levy’s stepdaughter getting kicked off IG and TikTok. Beny311 teaches you how to pee in a car, there’s an update on Daniel Larson, and Keenan Bank is giving out the equivalent of nothing and patting himself on the back for it. Also John Cerasani can’t convince anyone that he has real friends, a McDonald’s in the UK has a unique burger topping, Gar...

Dec 06, 20242 hr 2 minSeason 1Ep. 98

Ep97 - Bored Game

This week's show starts with an ambush on Blind Mike as Karl gets some payback for all the sh*t Mike's been talking on the Blind Mike Project. Mike isn't impressed with a guy singing Danzig like Cartman. On Twitter Mike Reiss handles his mother dying better than most people on social media and John Rocker is already deleting tweets. Delete Lawz is making a board game and we get to watch him make it in real time. Also Dat Phan wears a vest, fuzzz99 doesn't handle the election results well, Rosie ...

Nov 22, 20241 hr 30 minSeason 1Ep. 97

Ep96 - Blind Mom

After some light banter about Opie live streaming the Seinfeld diner (again) and Stuttering John getting his power shut off twice for non payment, the boys check out some peak female comedy. Bill Burr calls out Christina P for her stance on therapy. Baylen Dupree does one of the best ad reads ever. Cart Narcs shames the wrong guy in Texas. Also, John Cerasani gets high AF and streams it, the boys learn about Blind Mom, Sarah Silverman is mad at Kevin Brennan, Woke Dad makes up another story that...

Nov 15, 20241 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 96

Ep95 - Rational Reactions

This week Blind Mike and Karl are watching videos of post-election meltdowns, but not just any post-election meltdowns. These are the people who are abusing their young children by making them think the sky is falling and they're in imminent danger. Also, Blind Mike is challenged to another edition of "Guess the Video," Solar goes mainstream, Joe Matarese is no Kyle Dunnigan, and Alec Baldwin makes the most pointless Instagram video of all time. Finally to wrap things up, the boys watch Daniel A...

Nov 08, 20242 hr 4 minSeason 1Ep. 95

Ep94 - We're All Gonna Die

Karl is back this week to confront Mike about all of the passive aggressive comments about jingles on last week’s episode. After some animated banter, Mike is challenged once again to guess what’s happening on the video based on the audio. Then it’s off to Canada for an interview with the Canadian Stuttering John and down to Mexico for the craziest tea cup ride you’ve ever seen. The Costco Guys jinx the Yankees then go on Jimmy Fallon who isn’t as impressed with their catch phrase as they are. A...

Nov 01, 20241 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 94

Ep93 - WATS-BMP Mashup

Blind Mike and KC Day take over WATS this week while Karl is out on assignment. They cover Rob Saul, John Cerasani, Opie on TikTok, Woke Dad, and Steel Toe vs Patrick Melton. Watch the episode: https://www.youtube.com/live/43ueoFDnfUs?si=RHo29EcRPorSs9su You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://hackridethedemon.com http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Oct 25, 20242 hr 16 minSeason 1Ep. 93

Ep92 - Candy Salad

Blind Mike is back this week and the boys start off with a game of WTF Was That where Mike has to guess from the audio what is happening. Then it's off to the races in this jam-packed episode. Julia Fox regrets her relationship with a crazy person? You don't say. An Uber passenger is going to eat Doritos whether you like it or not. Will Compton responds to the WaPo's question about his Donald Trump interview, a radio veteran calls all of Gen Z a racial slur, and an overly passionate Ravens fan l...

Oct 18, 20242 hr 6 minSeason 1Ep. 92

Ep91 - Yelling At Fire Trucks

This week Blind Mike is out and KC Day is filling in in his absence. Karl introduces KC to James Matheson, a man who gets enraged by the sirens on emergency vehicles and has a strange strategy for getting them to turn down. Adin Ross is a very popular Kick streamer who has the most interesting discord mod you’ve ever seen. John Cerasani watches a car back into his house, there’s another whopper from Woke Dad, we meet the Anthony Cumia of the UK, Baylen Dupree might have tourettes for real now, a...

Oct 11, 20241 hr 43 minSeason 1Ep. 91

Ep90 - Serbian Rickshaw

After the best banter in the biz, Karl and Mike check out some new stand up comedy from Ellen DeGeneres. She’s still got it! John Cerasani is back on Instagram which is great because some people were forgetting that he has more money than them. On TikTok Keenan Bank continues to try to give people a tip, GG33 figured out why Diddy is going down, Julia Fox FINALLY weighs in on the Chappell Roan controversy, some lunatic explains what bisexual means but might not have it completely correct, and Wo...

Oct 04, 20241 hr 44 minSeason 1Ep. 90

Ep89 - Pigs on a Plane

Karl and Mike start this week's show talking about Mike's upcoming trip to Las Vegas to witness Skankfest. After some music they're off to Twitter to check out a police robot that is way cooler than Johnny 5. Wyatt Karem posted his entire open mic set on YouTube and there are a lot of similarities with Chad Zumock. Keenan Bank is doing good deeds and selflessly taking full credit for them. Over on TikTok Jools Lebron is still demure, Dat Phan does a show at noon, a fat person explains how to fly...

Sep 27, 20241 hr 52 minSeason 1Ep. 89

Ep88 - Hi Dawgie

After a brief conversation about Aaron Imholte’s day in court, Karl and Mike listen to a new hit song by Donald Trump. A fat girl sings songs about how great it is to be fat and hundreds of fat women sing along. Zero Covid Community on reddit is full of crazy people. Joe Matarese is finding new ways to not be funny. An 11 year old boy was perp walked after committing a felony. Opie releases his best TikTok yet, Solar is creating new rules for her fake mental disorder, there’s a huge discovery ab...

Sep 20, 20241 hr 48 minSeason 1Ep. 88

Ep87 - Broke Dad

This is a jam packed episode starting with the controversial Shannon Sharpe sex broadcast on Instagram. Then Karl and Mike check out Super Humman and a hero on Facebook who saved a woman from guys hitting on her and couldn’t wait to brag about it. On YouTube they check out a creepy PSA from the 80s, Joe Matarese pretending he’s an actor, Chille DeCastro has the dumbest idea for replacing handcuffs, and John Cerasani posts his worst “show” yet. King Cobra’s girlfriend Jessica visits him again and...

Sep 13, 20241 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 87

Ep86 - Barking at Ghosts

This week Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger are talking about the latest TikTok craze that’s sweeping the nation - the Chase money glitch. Act soon and you too could have $30,000 in your pocket. Alexa won’t tell you how to vote unless you’re thinking about voting for Kamala, then it has a lot to say. Predicto Cat isn’t afraid to answer Kristine Knowlton’s questions. People in wheelchairs sing a hilarious song. On TikTok, Trisha Paytus is committing child abuse, Danielle explains how to have telepath...

Sep 06, 20241 hr 54 minSeason 1Ep. 86

Ep85 - Hashtag Israel

Karl and Mike start off with some hot goss banter. Stuttering John is organizing a charity show for young people with cancer? Aaron Imholte has warrants for his arrest on revenge porn charges? Never a dull moment in the Dabbleverse. After some super corny song parodies, the boys check in on Delete Lawz who’s back to his old ways. Joe Matarese is on TikTok for some reason. John Cerasani explains why he was removed from Instagram. Woke Dad just happened to go to the state fair on pride day… what a...

Aug 30, 20241 hr 32 minSeason 1Ep. 85

Ep84 - Very Demure

This week Mike and Karl start off with some banter about DabbleCon 2 and Kevin Brennan’s reaction to getting porn bombed on his show. Then they check out some good comedy, bad comedy, and King Cobra JFS comedy which is like bad comedy but slower. Over on Reddit there’s a woman who thinks the whole world is her Tesla charging station. On TikTok there’s a new trend that all of the celebrities are getting onboard with and it’s very demure. The rise of Joolieannie is mind boggling. Also on this epis...

Aug 23, 20242 hr 8 minSeason 1Ep. 84

Ep83 - Back to Gen Pop Little Buddy

Mike is back this week and the boys address Karl’s tech problems from last week’s episode. Then they learn about time blindness, which is super triggering for Mike. On YouTube they learn that Delete Lawz is a victim of censorship and John Cerasani has started yet another new show. It’s somehow way worse than “The Partner” which was terrible. Over on TikTok Mrs. Frazzled is now responding to haters one comment at a time (oof), nbiish explains how white people are the problem, Woke Dad was told ho...

Aug 16, 20241 hr 27 minSeason 1Ep. 83

Ep82 - Mrs. Frazzled

This week Karl is joined by KC Day as Blind Mike is out on assignment. The boys start off with some banter about Eric The Actor and Adam Busch’s recent revelation that Stuttering John has replaced him as the most interesting wack packer. After they find out what Dr. Steve watches while on vacation, we meet Ian Foote, a real-life drunken Gollum who might have some mental problems. Then there’s another newcomer to the program, Mrs. Frazzled teaches you gentle parenting which should be punishable b...

Aug 09, 20241 hr 45 minSeason 1Ep. 82

Ep81 - White Dudes for Harris

Baylen Dupree is working on reinventing herself with some brand new ticks. Ever since she stopped swearing she’s been less interesting, but now her ticks are getting political? Yes please! Karl and Mike get an update on Delete Lawz and his new acronym JBTP. Also this week, the boys check in on John Cerasani and his lack of friends, a grifter who pretends she talks to your dead pets, GG33 with some stinkin’ thinkin’, Woke Dad had another odd conversation with a customer, and much more. Watch the ...

Aug 02, 20242 hrSeason 1Ep. 81

Ep80 - Fully Ghosted

This week Mike and Karl start with an update on homeless Tiktoker Daniel Larson who was arrested in May for threatening to blow up the White House and FBI HQ. Apparently the FBI doesn’t have a sense of humor, we might not see new Tiktoks from Daniel for a while. After some music it’s on to Reddit’s actual public freakouts sub for a ridiculous argument between a black woman and a white trans woman. Who to root for? Also in this episode Stephen Baldwin is starting a cult or something, Woke Dad is ...

Jul 26, 20241 hr 57 minSeason 1Ep. 80

Ep79 - Chille is a Dish Best Served Cold

Karl and Mike start off with some of the dumbest tweets about the assassination attempt on Donald Trump. Those tweets were from none other than Stuttering John and Owen Benjamin. A country singer messed up the national anthem before the homerun derby and it's unclear whether the homerun derby can continue on. Alec Baldwin reacts in court to being called a name, obese women eat at a restaurant in Disney World, and Julia Fox witnesses white supremacy in Hollywood. So that's where it's been hiding!...

Jul 19, 20241 hr 48 minSeason 1Ep. 79

Ep78 - Accidental Running

After a week off the boys are back with both banter and Blind Mike’s new theme song. Julia Fox just came out of the closet because people stopped paying attention to her for a second or something. Then the show is introduced to Costco Kat, a woman who judges Costcos based on how many Asian products they stock. Also in this episode, John Cerasani is angry but also super happy and doing great, some politician wants to kill everyone, there’s a subreddit for people with depression, Chille DeCastro i...

Jul 12, 20241 hr 58 minSeason 1Ep. 78

Ep77 - Elephant Slander

This week the boys start off laughing about Blind Mike messing with Stuttering John during his live stream just because it's that easy. Then after some instagram reels, there's an update on King Cobra. The Ozzy-worshipping simpleton is in his new digs and making some delicious treats for himself. Also, Joe Matarese has some brand new content coming up that's different from anything else he's done, Julia Fox shows how funny she is, Dat Phan might be the least funny man on the planet, Woke Dad get...

Jun 28, 20241 hr 41 minSeason 1Ep. 77

Ep76 - Banter on a Monday

It’s a rare early week episode that starts with Mike and Karl chatting about Joe Matarese’s new comedy special and Stuttering John’s embarrassing performance in front of Patrick Melton’s empty house. Then the boys check in on Instagram and a suicidal guy making jokes about a toaster bath and a trans woman almost having a very serious misunderstanding at work. After they read a mental patient’s ramblings on the ZeroCovidCommunity subreddit, it’s off to TikTok for some more Wyatt Karem, Opie, Bayl...

Jun 18, 20241 hr 44 minSeason 1Ep. 76

Ep75 - Pray with Marky Mark

This week Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger are watching the season finale of The Partner, John Cerasani's fake reality show that features a bunch of boring business meetings. In a weird twist, the rules all change in the final episode and it turns out John doesn't have to invest any money in anything. Neat. The boys also check in on some of their favorite e-celebs, Solar the DID system and Woke Dad. Marky Mark is pitching a weird Catholic app, Joe Matarese has a new comedy special maybe, Pauly Shor...

Jun 14, 20242 hr 3 minSeason 1Ep. 75

Ep74 - Queer Fat Club

Get ready to surf the major social media platforms with Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger, starting with the missing TikTok video from the ex-husband of the mom who tearfully made her own birthday cake last week. Turns out she’s an even worse person than was revealed in the NY Post. Also, the boys watch a comedian get slugged on stage by a guy who didn’t appreciate his tweet, the Queer Fat Club doesn’t seem to be very accepting, more highly offensive blind face, Woke Dad’s daughter solves racism, Ba...

Jun 07, 20241 hr 49 minSeason 1Ep. 74

Ep73 - Hamburgers

It's another crazy week in the world of social media (what a world, what a world). Baylen Dupree sings a song about being TikTok's biggest tourette's girl. Then a woman on TikTok doesn't know what hamburgers are made out of? Is that for real? A guy with a suspended license Zooms into court while driving, a single mom wants sympathy and the ex ain't havin' it, Woke Dad goes back to making up stories, Delete Lawz is having a rough go at it in jail, and much more! Watch the episode here: https://yo...

May 31, 20241 hr 39 minSeason 1Ep. 73

Ep72 - OMG Fashun

Julia Fox has a new TV show. Again, Julia Fox has a new TV show. Who sees Julia Fox on TikTok and thinks, this should be in everyone's living room? Karl and Mike break down Dana White's amazing new sport, Power Slap. Obviously you've heard of it, it's super duper popular. Also, a great song about cats, a Kamala Harris sizzle reel, TheReportOfTheWeek reviews the Burger King philly melt, Dane Cook makes Bob Saget's birthday all about him, Solar is unlikeable is every way, April Imholte and Nick Re...

May 24, 20241 hr 55 minSeason 1Ep. 72

Ep71 - Digitine

This week the boys are breaking down one of the biggest trends on TikTok, the boycott and blocking of celebrities known as Digitine. Karl and Mike are all for it. Stop watching the Rock pretend he’s not just promoting products all day long on Instagram. Also on this episode, John Cerasani finally does an episode of his Shark Tank ripoff with other people, a hilarious take on Joe Biden on Howard Stern, a vegan who demanded Chinese takeout at her brother’s wedding, Woke Dad is owning the trolls, a...

May 17, 20241 hr 54 minSeason 1Ep. 71

Ep70 - Hard Rock Nick

This week's banter kicks off with a discussion around the Steel Toe Morning Show's cohost openly sobbing on the show this week. I'm sure the internet will be nice to him now that they know Johnny is very sensitive. Then the boys get into this week in social media starting with Wyatt Karem's standup. If you thought his skits lacked any understanding of comedy, wait until you hear his "jokes." Then a man gets blackout drunk and carries an alligator into a convenience store, Julia Fox came out with...

May 10, 20241 hr 46 minSeason 1Ep. 70
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