This week Karl and Mike discuss the interactions Blind Mike had with Joe Matarese earlier in the week. Joe is “threatening” to get off his meds and finally slap back. Fingers crossed! Then off to social media to see what Chille DeCastro is talking about on his Delete Lawz channel. It’s crazy, even though he’s a leader and everyone needs him, he needs money. Then an embarrassing moment on Drew Barrymore’s show and some music about Springtime and what’s inside your butthole. Also, an even gayer wo...
May 03, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Season 1Ep. 69
Karl and Mike start the show discussing Jim Norton and Sam Roberts recent entry into the Dabbleverse. It appears Sam Roberts goes Big Jay deep in this world. Then the boys discuss John Cerasani’s new show and his acknowledgement of Karl. Also, Alec Baldwin lashes out and he’s right for once, Opie is pranking people on TikTok, Dat Phan does jokes about people’s race, Wyatt Karem is making the least funny TikTok videos ever made, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/d566hk...
Apr 26, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 68
This week Karl and Mike are giddy as Woke Dad has been tipped off that a podcast is talking about him. But before they get to Daniel Alexander’s latest lies, they check out a classic song from the 50s. Then there’s a new mommy influencer who decided to have four children while she was still a teen and puts her son on a leash. Also, the bearded lady celebrates his mental disorders on TikTok, John Cerasani is super famous now, baseball for blind people, a redditor is worried about getting Covid th...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 67
This week Karl and Mike discuss Tom Myers' recent appearance on the Blind Mike Project and how Mike was inviting Tom to come on WATP for some reason. Then they pay a tribute to one of the greatest Twitter users of all time, OJ Simpson. After that they play a couple of earworms, watch people light their farts on fire, and get caught up with Will the Farter from the Howard Stern Show. Also, "comedy" performed by Isac and Dat Phan, Solar doing bits, a teenager who's really bad at getting arrested, ...
Apr 12, 2024•1 hr 56 min•Season 1Ep. 66
Karl and Mike have some more breaking news on the Chille DeCastro case. He came back to court to apologize for his actions and to beg for mercy. Unfortunately for him, the judge has been watching his YouTube channel even more than WATS. Then the boys discover a super cringe lesbian on IG who makes very repetitive videos. Also, John Cerasani is showing off his fans now, Woke Dad tells his most made up story ever, Baylen Dupree explains why she stopped swearing, GG33 talks shapes, Julia Fox has pa...
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 65
This week Karl and Mike start off with banter and their brand new jingle for the banter section. Exciting stuff. Then they get into some viral videos, starting with a Kayak Karen in Australia who gets her comeuppance. After checking in on some people who are trying to be funny without having any jokes, it's time to get an update on Woke Dad. Daniel Alexander is saving the world despite coming from a terrible family that he doesn't talk to anymore. He's also overcoming great obstacles like snow i...
Mar 29, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 64
Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with a woman who just wanted to steal some Plan B pills and instead got beat up by a woman in a wheelchair. Then they're enlightened by a video from the 50s that explains how to sell retail products to black people. John Cerasani "bought" a hotel and can't wait to brag about it. Then the fun begins as Chille DeCastro stands trial after he was arrested for obstruction and interference at a traffic stop. He can't stop himself from doing his show at all times...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 19 min•Season 1Ep. 63
Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with a new song from Dylan Mulvaney that was written just to troll the haters. It’s another W for that person. Then the boys are looking at Amanda Bynes next career move, Joe Matarese posting hilarious clips of his stand up, and a braggart in his Mazda. On TikTok there’s a hot girl who puts a cookie in her sandwich, Tom Myers is reacting to videos in the least funny way possible, and Woke Dad is patting himself on the back again. Also, Delete Lawz is being...
Mar 15, 2024•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 62
Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger start off with some banter that includes the promo for the new Netflix special, Gender Agenda, starring world famous lecturer Hannah Gadsby. People want to make fun but come on, funny is funny. Then the boys take a trip to social media town, first stop TikTok featuring Corey Feldman, Dat Phan, and Opie. After that they're checking in on John Cerasani (who's becoming very famous), Kirk Minihane's producer Jack Coleman (who's becoming famous for the wrong reasons), a ...
Mar 08, 2024•1 hr 51 min•Season 1Ep. 61
This week the boys start very patriotically with the US national anthem. Keep an eye on Kinsley Murray, it's possible she'll be annoying people for years to come. Queer Kid Stuff is teaching us what you call your non-binary parents and definition of a "bully." Also, Kelly Keegs is hungover and crying on Twitter, Dane Cook has a new social media gimmick, Tom Myers is trying something new, Woke Dad keeps making up stories, Solar tries to remember if she's a falcon or an eagle, Baylen has an amazin...
Mar 01, 2024•1 hr 35 min
This is an important episode this week to get everyone caught up on the hottest new couple on the internet - King Cobra and NakedandLaughing (Josh and Jessica). There was a lot of unprotected sex which can result in a couple of different consequences and it appears they might have gone two for two. Also, some bad music is highlighted including a tease from the Galactivators. After that a crazy cat lady lives next door to a guy with a cat, a 600 lb woman explains how she wipes, Trisha Paytus need...
Feb 23, 2024•1 hr 45 min•Season 1Ep. 59
This week was a big week for King Cobra who finally ended a six year dry spell. The fans flew NakedandLaughing, another YouTuber who appears to drink too much on-stream, to Cobra's house. When they aren't hooking up, they're livestreaming and talking about their new relationship in great detail with the viewers in the chat. Aside from celebrating young love during this Valentine's Day week, Kristine Knowlton sings songs just for Karl and Mike, John Hinckley is dreaming his life away, Tom Myers h...
Feb 16, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 58
Get ready for nonstop sports talk in this special "NFL Big Game" episode! Okay, not really, Mike can't even pretend to care enough about sports to discuss the betting lines. So the boys start with music from Small Wee Wee who has a different approach to hip hop. And speaking of music, hilarious musician and comedian Kristine Knowlton has a Cameo. It's only $10! Hopefully people will send in some personalized videos soon. Also, Bobbi Althoff interviews Sukihana, Nikki Haley and comedy don't mix, ...
Feb 09, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 57
Settle in for another jam-packed episode with more TikToks and Reels than you can shake a stick at. We have a song that puts WAP to shame to start things out. GG33 argues with another numerologist about whether 9 or 5 is closer to 14. Also, we learn a lot about 9s and how they’re all drug addicts and losers. But that’s nothing new, we all knew that. Also in this episode - two ham planets discuss sodie pops, Tyra Banks hangs with furries, the worst Joe Rogan impression of all time, Solar is worri...
Feb 02, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 56
This week we start with an amazing conversation you can only hear on WATS. Then we get an update on the Disney swinger community, apparently it’s real. Real weird. Is Baylen Dupree cured of being interesting? Say it ain’t so. Also, Solar’s alts are a-holes, Opie’s TikTok is just confusing, the Reddit community where people are still freaking out about Covid, a Karen has a meltdown at Burger King, King Cobra might have a girlfriend, there’s an app for Furries to date, and much more. Watch the vid...
Jan 26, 2024•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 55
This week starts with some top notch banter that is so seamless you won’t even realize that you’ve been sucked into the conversation. A trip around the top social media platforms introduces us to Dimensions7yo, a man who gets very excited about wrestling figures. And no, that’s not Vinnie Paulino’s other handle. We quickly meet a real queer kid followed by a guy who went to great lengths to impress his girlfriend. Also, Skip Bayless is not funny, we find the audience for Julia Fox’s book, Baylen...
Jan 19, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Season 1Ep. 54
This week the boys are digging deep on YouTube and TikTok. Kristine Knowlton, the female Chip who's not playing a character, has some jokes archived on her page. There's only one word for her comedy - PONDEROUS! After a quick check in with Delete Lawz, they discover Queer Kid Stuff. This is a show that educates young queer and non-binary children about activism and privilege. Neat. On TikTok the Swifties are responding to Jo Koy's joke at the Golden Globes and Tom Segura is reminding everyone he...
Jan 12, 2024•1 hr 57 min•Season 1Ep. 53
Blind Mike is back from his exciting SoCal vacation refreshed and ready to admit that he was dead wrong about how the Fresh Prince got from Philly to Bel Air. After banter that makes all other podcasters sound like amateurs, the boys dig into this week in social media. They start with some motivation from Dan Pena, a guy with a lot of money (allegedly) and zero friends. Sounds amazing. Then John Cerasani slaps back at a guy who thinks maybe he wasn’t that good at football, Alec Baldwin has a con...
Jan 05, 2024•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 52
The boys are back from Christmas and ready to tell you all about their amazing holiday. It turns out Mike is too cool and “adult” to receive even a single gift. Karl’s just the opposite. He doesn’t just get gifts, he’s braggadocious about it. Oh yea, social media, the boys check out some music including some parody songs from the female Chip, Kristine Knowlton. Also, Trisha Paytus is ready for retirement, Opie is still trying to make his TikTok a thing, Solar talks to herself, GG33 is the king o...
Dec 29, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Things start off with seamless banter you probably won't even notice if you're not paying attention. Then the boys are off the races reviewing the big Chris Cuomo / Baylen Dupree interview. Chris is really impressed with Baylen's "bravery" but then laughs when she tells him off. So maybe he enjoys her the same way everyone else does. Then there's the introduction of Kristine Knowlton and her "chicken" comedy. Also, Matt Rife doesn't like a specific type of vagina and Brooke Schofield is offended...
Dec 22, 2023•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 50
This week, after some amazing banter, the boys learn about a new dating site for adults who love Disney. Being oddly obsessed with a corporation that creates entertainment for children is a great way to start a new relationship. Also, John Cerasani gets revenge, woke dad only likes trans children, King Cobra smells good, Chille DeCastro is harassing accountants now, Baylen reveals how bad her OCD has gotten, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live/mmqhLDiUFDM You can also w...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 49
This week the boys discover a man who has a trans son and can't wait to tell everyone about it. He talks to strangers and completely changes their lives within seconds through his wisdom. He might be more smug than Stuttering John. Also, Delete Lawz is all but advocating for violence against the police, Matt Rife vs Mason Ramsey, Dat Phan is doing it wrong, "hot" girls who poop a lot, Baylen is sad again, Chris D'Elia gets OnePlus-ed, and much more. Watch the video here: https://youtube.com/live...
Dec 01, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 1Ep. 48
This week we start with good news and bad news. The bad news is that Matt Rife's comedy special isn't that bad. The good news we have Julia Fox's audio book!! This episode features lots of math jokes, John Cerasani embarrassing himself and his family, a discussion about Will Smith's small penis, LaraJuicyTV's new purchase, Solar losing the plot, King Cobra crapping himself, and much more. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/JXsGpgnXwrA You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwa...
Nov 17, 2023•1 hr 33 min•Season 1Ep. 47
Karl and Mike discuss King Cobra trolling his haters by eating cat food, flipping your car in Chicago, signs Matthew Perry knew he would die, DeleteLawz being a weirdo, Mean Girl Podcast live, Matt Rife calls out an older guy at his show, and much more. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/pqcE_Kw-QOg You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices...
Nov 10, 2023•1 hr 50 min•Season 1Ep. 46
TikTok is a young person's game. Don't believe me? Just look at how Rosie O'Donnell, Dat Phan, and Opie are using the platform. Rosie, cheer up!! Also, we check out the most petty troll of all time, Trisha Paytus is enraging, Brielleybelly123 is crying a lot, and much more. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/-UgKmVyx-Ts You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more ...
Nov 03, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 45
Blind Mike and Karl Hamburger spend some time on Instagram to start things out. Alec Baldwin is going to save us from Donald Trump (thank God) and solve breast cancer with barbecue sauce. What a range! Nickelodeon used to have an interesting Halloween promotion, John Cerasani is rich and angry at everyone, people on reddit are having nightmares about not wearing their mask, Dickbag Patrol is still clowning Chille DeCastro, Baylen debuts new tics, Solar solves the middle east crisis, and much mor...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 41 min•Season 1Ep. 44
You would have thought that WATS would have tackled everything that's happening on social media by episode 30 but no, not the case. There's a lot going on! This week Mike and Karl discover Luke Skywalker on TikTok and get an update on what he's up to. And it's definitely the real Luke Skywalker because he has his lightsaber. Also, a guy's mom makes him a Ghost Rider costume, Baylen swears a lot, Tom Cardy is making dinner, Dat Phan is unrelatable, Delete Lawz vs. a DMV somewhere, and Christine W...
Oct 20, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 43
This week things start off as smooth as usual with Karl's and Mike's seamless banter. You can't even tell this is a show, it just sounds like two old friends catching up. Then it's off to the world of social media starting with Tom Segura complaining about the "poor" middle class people. Losers! There's a lot to learn about approaching a woman in a parking lot and then Karl reads his depressing Facebook feed. On TikTok, Rosie O'Donnell and Opie are trying to out-boring each other. Also, GG33 tak...
Oct 13, 2023•1 hr 46 min•Season 1Ep. 42
Blind Mike is back from Vegas with amazing stories like, "Roseanne Barr was there." After some amazing banter the boys get into the latest with Delete Lawz, some incel telling girls to date dorks, John Cerasani is a hero to blind people, Julia Fox is promoting her book, Dat Phan can't riff, Trisha Paytus is still fat, Baylen Dupress makes a sandwich, and much more! Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/EeXV2aRXwVY You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ...
Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 42 min•Season 1Ep. 41
Blind Mike is out in Vegas having the time of his life and Karl is stuck at home with Hackride. Life isn't fair. In this experimental episode, Karl and the demon talk about morons on the internet, some very talented song writers, a TikToker named Rose (and the Garden), a girl who doesn't wipe, Hackride's friend Daisy from Venice Beach, and much more. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/h5YZ7ho5H7M You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blin...
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 17 min•Season 1Ep. 40
