The new computer is up and running and boy does that help the flow of this show. This one is jam-packed with Donald Trump Jr getting his Twitter account hacked, Julia Fox is back, Mint Salad is passionate about Star Wars, Baylen Dupree is sad, Solar is a victim, Opie is unfunny, Delete Lawz is all about de-escalation, and much more. Watch this episode here: https://youtube.com/live/S0rcXqUEsnY You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://...
Sep 22, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 39
We get off to a rough start because my computer is actively dying and that made my day just a bit annoying. Stick with us, I do mostly figure it out. Once we get into it we check out some amazing stand up comedy from Tommy Lee's wife. Does anyone do good crowd work anymore? Then we check in on King Cobra making prison hooch at home. I'm not sure that consuming it was a good idea for his long-term future but it is fascinating to watch. Also, John Cerasani has his own podcast and becomes Billy McF...
Sep 08, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 38
This week the boys check out the sweet sounds of Jerry Banfield and a new character to the show, Cole Campbell. Cole is great because he's versatile. He's a rapper, he's a singer, he's a pimp! Girls want to get with him, and guys like Blind Mike and Karl want to be him. There's also plenty of exploring on TikTok featuring masterdating, pumpkin-spice Opie, Baylen endorsing a product, and Joe Matarese doing crowd work. And to wrap things up, Reddit has some great stuff like public freakouts and To...
Sep 01, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 37
The boys start off with a woman who somehow was able to go to So-Fi Stadium to see a Taylor Swift concert. It might not seem impressive considering there were over 70k people there six nights in a row, but this woman was able to enjoy the concert and NOT catch Covid! Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Also, Mike Pence gets trolled live and in person, Trisha Paytus is obnoxious, Dat Phan can't write a joke, John Cerasani shares a day in the life, GG33 has an NDA, King Cobra does these ...
Aug 25, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 36
Social media is getting wild. No more Alec Baldwin putting us to sleep with long, rambling reels. Now Taryn Manning from Orange is the New Black is talking about the married man she's having an affair with including very detailed sex acts. Now I understand why everyone's addicted to social media! Also NPC TikToker PinkyDoll has easily searchable nudes, Keet is 18, Baylen is 21 and drinking shots, Trisha Paytus doesn't understand how apologies work, Solar gets her period, Chille wants to take eve...
Aug 18, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 35
There are a lot of people who still have not recovered from the lockdowns during the pandemic. Fortunately for these mask-wearing agoraphobes, there's Reddit! You don't need to talk to someone who can help you understand that you're broken when you can find a group of people who are just as mentally ill as you are! Also on this episode - Brendan Schaub embarrasses himself, we put the countdown clock on Keet, Opie is cute on TikTok, The Island Boys resort to incest, Delete Lawz is suing another Y...
Aug 11, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 34
For the past few weeks we've been following the TikTok NPC streaming phenomenon. Surprisingly, Dan Soder is also keeping a close eye on how things are progressing and also doing some deep research on the subject. But it's not all NPC streams, we're checking out the hamburger girl eat a Big Mac in two bites, Tom Myers' new bit, a streamer meltdown after accidentally saying the n-word, Baylen has a birthday, a bodega owner who isn't going to take it anymore, Lala Kent speaks the truth, Angry Grand...
Aug 04, 2023•1 hr 52 min•Season 1Ep. 33
This week the boys are heavily fixated on the latest TikTok trend that everyone's talking about, NPC streaming. After checking in on Cr1TiKaL's take, they go behind the scenes to see what it's like to actual record these streams that sometimes go on for over five hours but also make bank. Also, everyone's favorite narcissistic slob Trisha Paytus eats at Arby's, Baylen Dupree is angry, Delete Lawz's real name is Jose Maria, a gay rap song, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@ka...
Jul 28, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 32
Blind Mike and Karl start off with a brand new superchat jingle, which is entertaining and not self-serving at all. Then they hit some bangers including a song from an Indian man who's a hopeless romantic. Jerry Banfield has a "whisper song," hopefully that doesn't catch on, and Ryan Shane Owen is buying ads so people see him sing Duran Duran. Also, Dat Phan crowd work, time blindness, Baylen gets 21 piercings, John Cerasani knows we're all laughing at him, King Cobra gets glitter bombed, Delete...
Jul 21, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 31
Blind Mike and Karl continue to keep track of all things social media. They're even keeping an eye on Threads, the new social network where Chris D'Elia complains about his life. Also on this episode, not all great songs make the playlists and regular radio rotation. Mass Text by Tay Allyn, while wildly nonsensical, is nothing short of a masterpiece. I'm sure you'll agree. And Jerry Banfield has put out some bangers as well. There's a lot going on with King Cobra getting evicted, GG33 continuing...
Jul 14, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 30
This week we check out a lot of musical artists on social media including Miranda Sings. She was apparently getting very creepy with children during her run as an e-celeb and has decided to apologize with a fun song. Most people accused of pedophilia take a different route so props on the creativity! We also zoom in on Dat Phan's social media, the British Lara Juicy, Scorch's sister, Chille DeCastro's secret identity, Baylen Dupree playing hide and go seek, and much more! You can also watch live...
Jul 07, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Season 1Ep. 29
On this week's episode we learn a lot about Delete Lawz's Chille DeCastro. We thought he seemed a little crazy and it turns out, spoiler, we were right. Speaking of crazy, Alec Baldwin continues to use Instagram to showcase his declining mental state. Also, we check out some more music from the 3 second rule gal, Khalyla Kuhn needs all the attention, Roseanne might be losing it, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://...
Jun 30, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 1Ep. 28
This week we start out with some hot tracks you'll be humming the rest of the day including Ray DeVito's hip hop offering. Then an unbelievable reaction to Cart Narcs, a group that publicly shames people who leave their shopping carts in parking lots. This woman does not handle good natured ribbing very well. Also - new tics, our favorite system is self-conscious about its teeth, Matt Rife does crowd work, John Cerasani name drops, how to be rich like the Jews, and much more. You can also watch ...
Jun 23, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 27
After taking a week off the boys are back with some amazing banter. Some people are saying it's the best banter in the biz. When we get into what's happening on social media, we find out that KingCobraJFS just wants women to achieve equality. What he means by that may surprise you. Then we find a guy who really disliked Toy Story 4, DeleteLawz REALLY wants to stand on a sidewalk, Opie is only funny on TikTok, LaraJuicyTV farts into a glass jar, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.c...
Jun 16, 2023•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 26
This week we check in on some of our favorite social media creators including the DID system Solar and her new host, Peregrine. She explains that Christians are bad at logic. That really stings coming from a person who is 28 people, 4 animals, and a robot. Also, DeleteLawz got pulled over again. This guy can't catch a break. Our girl Baylen has a new tic and she can't wait to tell us about it. Also, Tom Myers tries to update his website, a TikToker eats a cheeseburger in two bites, John Cerasani...
Jun 02, 2023•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 25
For some people, becoming rich is their goal in life. You'd think achieving that goal would make you happy. Not John Cerasani. This guy needs to go on social media to make videos explaining that you're a loser and he's the best. He obviously wants us to be jealous but he's doing it wrong. On this episode the boys also give an update on DeleteLawz, an adult who looks like a child, Johnny Elbow, Tourette's explained by Baylen Dupree, a couple that uses social media to ruin each others' lives, and ...
May 26, 2023•1 hr 43 min•Season 1Ep. 24
People listen to this show for the banter but they stay for the tourette's girls of TikTok. We start with Baylen Dupree giving Karl a shoutout. Mike doesn't believe she's really talking to Karl, he obviously doesn't understand what a big deal he is. Also covered - DeleteLawz gets an L, GG33 has taken a turn, Opie is killing it on TikTok, LaraJuicyTV goes bowling, Anjelah Johnson's accent gets thicker, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http:/...
May 19, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 23
Every week crazy things happen on social media, what are the chances?? It's good news for us. We break down a news reporter who gets too drunk to do her job, Delete Lawz wants to be a governor, King Cobra farts, Scott Stapp sings the Marlins anthem, an Asian guy farts his way into stardom, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit me...
May 12, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 22
We start off with the ear worm that is the 3 Second Rule. It's a rule like the ones you learned in school. Then we check out Alec Baldwin stammering about nothing, Delete Lawz goes a little too far, Chris D'Elia sucks regardless of his sex cult, Opie gets tricked into saying a naughty word over and over, Ben Mintz raps that word and is immediately fired from Barstool, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. http://blindmike.net/ http://bit.ly/watp...
May 05, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Blind Mike has discovered Opie's TikTok where Opie has discovered the speed up feature. If you think Opie isn't funny or interesting, wait until you hear Opie be unfunny and uninteresting but faster. Then Julia Fox continues to argue with no one, Solar the DID system challenges us, a woman on an airplane refuses to be arrested, Matthew McConaughey is totally a real person, John Mulaney is friends with someone he shouldn't be, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every ...
Apr 28, 2023•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 20
On this episode, Blind Mike is determined to get a C&D from the self-proclaimed sue-happy DeleteLawz. Fingers crossed. But that's not all we have in store for you today. We start with some hot new music about Bud Light, then we watch a girl who can and will fart on demand, a MLB pitcher who is obviously p-whipped, the proud father of a trans daughter, the world's greatest pizza delivery man, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. https://www....
Apr 21, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 19
This episode has it all - a DID system, tourette's, Julia Fox, EVERYTHING! We start with an update on StinkyLillyV and get to the bottom of the fart or queef debate. Then we're off to our favorite DID system Solar, Julia Fox vs. tweens, King Cobra's shout outs, Elon Musk vs. the BBC, Eyepatch McCain vs. Anheuser-Busch, a tree fell on a golf course, Baylen has all new tics, and much more! You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. https://www.patreon.com/BlindMike h...
Apr 14, 2023•1 hr 36 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Blind Mike is back from vacation or whatever he does, who cares. We watch StinkyLillyV fart and do other stuff with her butt; not sure how she gets away with some of this stuff. Then it's off to YouTube to watch the world's worst sketch comedy and a guy who thinks police officers kill most of the people they pull over. King Cobra and Kid Rock both weigh in on the Bud Light controversy, a school bus driver takes her last ride, Julia Fox continues to battle the internet, and much more. You can als...
Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Mike is on vacation so Vinnie Paulino makes a guest appearance as we review some of the notable music acts you can only find on social media. Then we find another system on TikTok, this one is for the birds. Karl goes through his depressing Facebook feed, a TSA agent punches a girl in her junk, a cis girl on reddit misses penis, there's a TikToker faking tourette's, Billie Eilish needs a ton of attention, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. ht...
Mar 31, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Karl's on vacation but that doesn't stop us from reporting on the most important news from the world of social media. We start with something that's very offensive, one of the Barstool guys, Brandon Walker, is caught on a hot mic slamming the taste of High Noons. That's crazy talk, bro. Dave Portnoy was none too happy. After that, we're starting a reversal on the Brendan Schaub narrative (dude is hilarious and very talented), Sweet Anita on the red carpet, female podcasters who need attention, J...
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 15
This week we learn a lot. I think soon we're going to have social media all figured out. We start with a very special message from Baylen Dupree. Then Presitent Biden responds to a child who is worried about the gender pay gap, there's a trailer for the Bert Kreischer vehicle "The Machine," one of Solar's personalities has a genuine question for the haters, Jasper the Doll is crazy, D4NNY sings a love song that's actually two songs, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp...
Mar 17, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 14
This week we continue our focus on stand up comedy with the great King Cobra JFS trying out some material. I'll tell you what... it's not great. Then we bounce around Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, and Facebook to check out a crazy man being interviewed on the street, a break-in gone wrong, a dad who's not ready to be a father, a black woman who identifies as white, Karl's depressing FB feed, a woman giving tips on how to live in your car, basketball music from Mission Man, depressing clothes, and m...
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 13
We start with everyone's favorite part of the show - jingles! Junk Food King submitted some good ones. Then it's all business. Peet Guercio performs stand up in front a very enthusiastic and non-existent audience, Tom Myers is ready to represent your company, Julia Fox puts the haters in their place, GG33 spits straight facts, Baylen Dupree gives Karl a shout out, a Redditor has a smelly box, and much more! You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. https://www.pat...
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 12
We're back after a week off with a lot of catching up to do. Apparently The Adam Friedland Show (formerly Cum Town) is ruining a couple's marriage but Reddit will fix it. Other topics we cover include a marketer who wants to murder blind people, a sports talk radio host who gets a little too spicy, Tom Myers is too hot for TV, fancy original music on Instagram, RIP The Shirley System, your voicemails, and much more. You can also watch live on YouTube.com/@karlwatp every Thursday at 6p ET. https:...
Feb 24, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Season 1Ep. 11
This week Karl once again feels the need to start with a cute girl with tourette's. Keep those suggestions coming, people. Then we get updates on Baylen Dupree, KingCobraJFS, and Julia Fox. We're watching these stories closely and will continue to report as things unfold. Also this week, a comedian bombs in an almost Tom Myersesque fasion, another person who is actually 17 people, an Instagram model's boob pops, Christina P provides free life coaching on TikTok, and Hitler's reincarnation has hi...
Feb 10, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 10
