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What Were They Thinking?

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Nathan and Brendan discuss truly awful movies while trying to keep their sanity in tact. Full disclosure: We may be in love with the movies we deem terrible. New episodes uploaded every Thursday! Logo created by Mariah Lirette. Theme song by Taylor Sheasgreen of the Motorleague.
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Episodes

The Happening (w/Lindsay Escoffery)

The Event... it's happening... As Schlocktober begins, Nathan and Brendan welcome their guest Lindsay to talk all about one of her favourite good-bad movies - The Happening. It's the first Shyamalan movie on the podcast and probably not the last one. The gang dives into this mess from the ridiculous stilted performances from the most miscast actors ever to the unintentional hilarity of several intentionally-harrowing scenes to several theories about how this damn thing got made. But your hosts a...

Oct 03, 20191 hr 41 minEp. 137

Patreon Pick: McBain

This is not what you think it is... Do not worry, folks - The Simpsons did it first! Nathan and Brendan discuss this week's film in the form of our next Patreon Pick from Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies. You've seen all the macho 80s parodies over the years with every major trope including drug dealers, 'assembling a team', ridiculous action movie logic and lines of dialogue that are so cheesy they just make you guffaw and howl with laughter. Well, this... this movie is all of...

Sep 26, 20191 hr 28 minEp. 136

Cool World (w/Drew from "Reel Feels" Podcast)

Who Framed Roger Rabbit... this ain't! Nathan and Brendan welcome back Drew from the Reel Feels Podcast to talk about the absolute misfire known as Ralph Bakshi's Cool World. This could best be described as Roger Rabbit if all the worst technical decisions ever were made. The guys get into it with a breakdown of the movie's horrendous special effects, the behind-the-scenes shenanigans that completely altered the original intention of the film, the mechanics of what does or doesn't constitute sex...

Sep 19, 20191 hr 36 minSeason 1Ep. 135

The 3rd Annual Manos Hand-Outs

The REAL awards season has begun! Taking a break from specific film discussion, Nathan and Brendan present their annual Manos Hand-Outs for the worst of the worst and of course some awards for the movies that caused them less pain than others. And of course it wouldn't be an awards show without a multitude of guests... and boy oh boy, there are no stars in the sky this week because they were all... well... here. Listen in as Uwe Boll, Sylvester Stallone, Meryl Streep, the current president of th...

Sep 12, 20191 hr 29 minEp. 134

Next of Kin (w/Andy Hamilton)

Swayze is back on the podcast and this time... he is kinda sorta doing an accent. Back to theatrical releases! This week, Nathan and Brendan welcome first-time guest Andy Hamilton onto the show to talk about a wild Patrick Swayze-led film - Next of Kin, a movie which may set a record for the largest amount of insane accents of all-time. From Liam Neeson as a COWBOY (yes, that is correct) to little Ben Stiller not even attempting an Italian accent, this film also features things like fiddle seduc...

Sep 05, 20191 hr 34 minEp. 133

Small-Screen Shamefuls: Fateful Findings (w/Mariah Lirette)

It has finally come to this - Neil. Breen. This week, Nathan and Brendan start a new feature (every time there's a fifth Thursday in a month, folks) called Small-Screen Shamefuls focusing on the lower-hanging fruit of bad movies. And what better way to start than with the man, the myth, the legend: Las Vegas architect Neil Breen. The guys welcome back frequent guest Mariah Lirette to talk all about his third feature Fateful Findings and all of its incomprehensible weirdness. They talk about ever...

Aug 29, 20191 hr 29 minEp. 132

Collateral Damage

Finally - Arnold Schwarzenegger the Austrian German graces this podcast! This week, Nathan and Brendan discuss Collateral Damage, one of the handful of pre-9/11 movies that had to be delayed due to obvious reasons. They talk about Schwarzenegger being faster than a motorcycle AND a fireball, John Leguizamo's gangster rap career, the film's representation of pervy Canadians and much more. The guys also drop a hint for next week's movie. Check in on our Twitter account on Monday for the reveal! Pa...

Aug 22, 20191 hr 37 minEp. 131

Vampire's Kiss (w/Everything I Learned From Movies)

This podcast was taped in front of a live studio audience* The time has finally come for Nathan and Brendan to return to the Nicolas Cage fold and they do so with aplomb and 1989's Vampire's Kiss. Joining them are Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned From Movies to help discuss the most insane Nicolas Cage performance of his entire career, the very strange behind-the-scenes tales from the director, Cage's accent, the real background extras (aka people who just happened to be walking by) and th...

Aug 15, 20191 hr 35 minEp. 130

Armed and Dangerous

A different side of John Candy... Nathan and Brendan go back to the 80s with this kinda-obscure oddball comedy featuring a very mean-spirited John Candy and hapless Eugene Levy as bumbling security guards. The guys discuss everything including all the original plans involving Harold Ramis and John Belushi, "killer dogs", the Michael Bay levels of violence in the finale, all of the masterful character actor performances, Meg Ryan's beautiful visage and much more. Plus: Brendan doesn't know the di...

Aug 08, 20191 hr 36 minEp. 129

Spider-Man 3 (w/Joshua Kotsabasakis)

Talk about your late-franchise disappointments... If you ever wondered why the world was blessed with the Andrew Garfield double-dose of Spider-Man reboots, all signs point to this flick - the third Spidey film directed by Sam Raimi. Nathan, Brendan and returning guest Joshua Kotsabasakis break this superhero movie down and discuss how there are too many villains, too many minutes in the runtime, too many scenes focusing on non-superhero stuff, too many actors that are way too talented for this ...

Aug 01, 20191 hr 44 minEp. 128

The Mummy (2017)

#NotMyMummy Do you remember where you were on that fateful day when the Dark Universe kicked off its wholly successful cinematic universe with 2017's The Mummy to rave reviews? ...what's that? It was a one-and-done that tanked and they never made another film in the franchise? Well, of course it is! It's the final Summer Flopbuster episode! That didn't surprise Nathan and Brendan who wage war against fatigue with this particular film that attempts to erase the fun vibes set forth by the 1999 ver...

Jul 25, 20191 hr 39 minEp. 127

Cliffhanger (w/Jerika Layne)

Die Hard on a mountain. That's basically what this Summer Flopbuster boils down to as Nathan and Brendan welcome extreme sports expert Jerika back to the show to discuss the 1993 Stallone vehicle - Cliffhanger. This movie is absolutely nuts and the conversation goes everywhere from the special effects looking terrible in high-definition, John Lithgow's accent, the fight scene in the cave, helicopter pilots who double as post-modern artists and much, much more. Next week: The guys drop a hint for...

Jul 18, 20191 hr 36 minEp. 126

Joe's Apartment (w/Brent & the Spirit from "Home Video Hustle")

Gross. Nathan and Brendan are joined by their guests Brent and the Spirit of Home Video Hustle to discuss MTV's first-ever feature-length film (at 77 minutes long!) Joe's Apartment. Everything is discussed in this "movie" including the individual scenes that made each participant nauseous, egomaniacal artists, Pepa's involvement in the story, cross-dressing villains, cartoon physics... oh and did we mention there are dancing, singing cockroaches? Next week: The guys drop a hint for their next mo...

Jul 11, 20191 hr 40 minEp. 125

Red Dawn (1984)

Summer Flopbuster season begins with a very special patriotic episode on this most patriotic of days for our American brethren - July the 4th! Nathan and Brendan celebrate a holiday that doesn't exist in their own home country by talking all about 1984's Red Dawn. Discussions range from the director making everyone refer to him as "The General" to the film's status as an unofficial "Brat Pack" movie to "AVENGE MEEEEEEEEE!" Fireworks! Commies! Baseball! 'Murica! Next week: The guys drop a hint fo...

Jul 04, 20191 hr 38 minEp. 124

Listeners Choice: Hook

Listeners Choice Month concludes with a controversial pick from Mario of Superiority Complex podcast. Nathan and Brendan face an interesting foe when they come face-to-face with Steven Spielberg's Hook. But can a movie directed by one of Hollywood's best and starring the likes of Robin Williams, Dustin Hoffman, Julia Roberts and Bob Hoskins actually be considered a bad movie? The guys discuss all that plus the disturbing fate of Rufio, pirate baseball, some truly wacky cameos, kissing people whi...

Jun 27, 20191 hr 38 minEp. 123

Listeners Choice: Masters of the Universe

Listeners Choice Month continues with a pick from recurring guest Josh Kotsabasakis! Nathan and Brendan dive into Exhibit A of why Cannon Films should really stick to their own original material - 1987's Masters of the Universe. The fellers discuss Dolph Lundgren and Courteney Cox kinda nailin' it, Frank Langella SUPER nailin' it and the rest of the movie... not so much. There is plenty of talk about action figures on hoverboards, the lack of fan service, Burger King wrappers in the sink and muc...

Jun 20, 20191 hr 38 minEp. 122

Listeners Choice: Deep Blue Sea (w/Mariah Lirette & Everything I Learned from Movies)

Listeners Choice Month continues with a pick from Dudi of Shaken Not Nerd. Nathan and Brendan throw a party with returning guests Mariah Lirette AND Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned From Movies to discuss one of the nuttiest shark movies projected onto the silver screen - Renny Harlin's Deep Blue Sea. From LL Cool J's relationship with a parrot to last-minute script rewrites to some extremely questionable science to THE GREATEST SCENE OF ALL-TIME IN ANY MOVIE EVER, it's all discussed and b...

Jun 13, 20191 hr 36 minEp. 121

Listeners Choice: Free Style

Listeners Choice Month begins with a pick from the Spirit of the Home Video Hustle podcast. Nathan and Brendan begin the riskiest time of the year by discussing the 2008 dirt bike movie (with the worst DVD cover of all time) Free Style. The guys dive deep into this super-generic box-office flop and don't gloss over a thing including a discussion about how every single movie trope that appears, Corbin Bleu as an abusive jerk, the Godfather-like party scene, the ear-shattering soundtrack and much,...

Jun 06, 20191 hr 27 minEp. 120

Mini-Episode - Farewell Format

It's the LAST MINI-EPISODE EVER... Starting with next week's Listeners Choice Month, Nathan and Brendan are going to be doing weekly movie episodes with no more minis so enjoy this final slice of randomness before the format change. In this one, the guys talk about some movies they've recently seen, debate the racism of Peppermint, sing the praises of John Wick: Chapter 3 and much more. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's EXTREME SPORTS MOVIE that will start off Listeners Choice Month. Pa...

May 30, 201936 minEp. 119

The Dark Tower (w/Amanda the Jedi)

This week, it's time for Nathan to let HIS nerd flag fly high! Nathan and Brendan recruit first-time guest Amanda the Jedi to help them dissect one of the more muddled and exhausting Stephen King adaptations with The Dark Tower. The gang discuss everything including Matthew McConaughey's terrible wig, condensing so much material into 94 minutes, Stephen King's personal relationship with film adaptations of his works and much more. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie that wi...

May 23, 20191 hr 37 minEp. 118

Mini-Episode - The Draw

It's the moment you've been waiting for... This week, Nathan and Brendan draw movies out of a hat for this year's Listeners Choice Month to take place in June with WEEKLY episodes! Listen in and enjoy the anxiety as your hosts let the internet book the show. Yikes! They also briefly discuss Avengers: Endgame (SPOILER ALERT) and Hellboy, two films that wouldn't normally be mentioned in the same breath. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's adaptation of Stephen King novel. Patreon: www.patre...

May 16, 201934 minEp. 117

Wing Commander (w/Jason MacLeod)

NERD RAGE! Nathan and Brendan welcome back Jason MacLeod on the program for a movie he personally hand-picked in 1999's Wing Commander starring the hottest teen movie stars of the 90s... and Jurgen Prochnow. From Jason's absolute rage at the innacuracy of the film adaptation of the video game to the weird religious aspects of the script to the bewilderment from all three gentlemen in regards to the reveal of the Kilrathi puppets, this episode has it all and then some! Also: listen in for a clue ...

May 09, 20191 hr 37 minEp. 116

Mini-Episode - Soundtracks for Turds

Rock out with your... anyway... This week, Nathan and Brendan talk about bad-to-questionable films that were massively overshadowed by their kick-ass soundtracks. From the bottom of the pit with Batman Forever to the also-terrible Fifty Shades of Grey and everything in between, the guys break down what makes these tunes the only gratifying part of these turd sandwiches. They also read some listener favourites as well! Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's video game movie (picked by our gue...

May 02, 201943 minEp. 115

Young Einstein

G'day mate! Nathan and Brendan continue a red-headed trend but this time travel to the land down under for the Yahoo Serious-directed/written/produced/starring project - Young Einstein. It's the tale of Albert Einstein's humble beginnings as a Tasmanian apple farmer and of course his love affair with Marie Curie, his super-horny mother, the time he invented rock 'n' roll music and much, much more! Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie that will be covered. Patreon: www.patreo...

Apr 25, 20191 hr 35 minEp. 114

Mini-Episode - Post-Wrestlemania Pre-Show Predictions

Calendars are hard. This week, Nathan and Brendan discuss the "upcoming" Wrestlemania 35 and predict the matches and surprises. To be fair ("TO BE FAIRRRRR"), this was recorded the day of the show so feel free to marvel at their accuracy and laugh at all the ones they got horribly wrong. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's film about an Aussie scientist. Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcast Twitter: www.twitter.com/wwttpodcast Instagram: www.instagra...

Apr 18, 201938 minEp. 113

Chairman of the Board (w/Jerika Layne)

Peak Carrot Top. Nathan, Brendan and returning guest (and EXTREME SPORTS EXPERT) Jerika discuss the film Norm MacDonald famously described as "box office poison." Yes, folks it's time to talk all about Chairman of the Board. From Carrot Top being a straight-up serial killer, the multitude of amazing character actors that are completely under-utilized, sex with farm animals and much more. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie that will be covered. Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwtt...

Apr 11, 20191 hr 34 minEp. 112

Mini-Episode - Bananas (w/Brent from "Home Video Hustle")

I... don't even know how to describe this one but here goes: Back in October, a certain something became legal in Canada. Because of this, Brent came aboard to celebrate the occasion by talking about Evil Bong back in October. After that taping, Brent decided to stay on the line with Brendan and... well... they talk about every wildly inappropriate thing you can imagine. This is absolutely NSFW unless you have headphones. Brendan also reveals next week's movie - it proves that not every "comedia...

Apr 04, 201956 minEp. 111

2019: After the Fall of New York (w/Everything I Learned From Movies)

This might be the most insane movie ever covered on this here program. Nathan, Brendan and returning guests Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned From Movies talk all about the cautionary tale 2019: After the Fall of New York. It's a little bit of every post-apocalyptic movie you've ever seen and not a single bit original - from eyeball clowns to "Sewer Willows" to community theatre ape/human hybrids and everything in between, it's a real humdinger of an episode. Also: listen in for a clue rega...

Mar 28, 20191 hr 41 minEp. 110

WWF In Your House IV (w/Ryan Gilbert)

March to Wrestlemania concludes by... invading your house! Unfortunately, Nathan could not be present for most of this episode but Brendan and Ryan are here talk all about In Your House IV with an additional guest or two popping in every so often. The guys talk about marines assaulting Shawn Michaels, some very bizarre booking choices, the main event that put everyone to sleep and much more. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's Italian post-apocalyptic rip-off flick. Patreon: www.patreon.c...

Mar 21, 20191 hr 9 minEp. 109

Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies (w/Ryan Gilbert)

March to Wrestlemania begins! Nathan, Brendan and returning guest Ryan Gilbert talk all about the bizarre straight-to-video horror/"comedy" known as Pro Wrestlers vs. Zombies. In this flick, Nathan gets to talk all about his absolute favourite wrestler, the guys discuss the nonsensical "zombie logic" throughout, Kurt Angle's pointless cameo and MUCH more. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie that will be covered. Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.co...

Mar 14, 20191 hr 32 minEp. 108
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