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What Were They Thinking?

What Were They Thinking? | Age of Radiowww.ageofradio.org
Nathan and Brendan discuss truly awful movies while trying to keep their sanity in tact. Full disclosure: We may be in love with the movies we deem terrible. New episodes uploaded every Thursday! Logo created by Mariah Lirette. Theme song by Taylor Sheasgreen of the Motorleague.
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Episodes

Mini-Episode - Who Would Win? (w/Brent from "Home Video Hustle")

It's the ultimate battle! Nathan and Brendan welcome Brent back once again as they take a break from random movie talk to discuss who would win a bunch of hypothetical nerdy movie battles. From Han Solo's bones to a surprising prediction from Nathan in a Gamera battle, this episode has it all! Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's movie, which is THE ultimate battle. Home Video Hustle: www.ageofradio.org/homevideohustlePatreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcast Facebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodc...

Mar 07, 201937 minEp. 107

Live Free or Die Hard (w/Brent from "Home Video Hustle")

Yippie kai-yay, mothe-- hey, not so fast this week's film! Nathan, Brendan and returning guest Brent (of the Home Video Hustle) gather round to talk about the fourth installment in the John McClane saga - "Live Free or Die Hard." Many things get discussed and some of them are about the movie! Topics range from magical Hollywood computers to the best OnStar commercial of all-time, cars murdering helicopters and much more. Plus: Nathan lays down his dad law and Brent's grandmother has some real "h...

Feb 28, 20191 hr 41 minEp. 106

Mini-Episode - We Don't Need No Stinkin' Ending!

February rolls on... The guys have a real variety of an episode this week with discussions ranging from the new "Shaft" sequel (?), Nathan's intense hatred of Michael Cera, bitterness in the world of old-school wrestling promoters, annoying horror movie ending tropes that bother both of them to a great extent and of course - they sample a nice helping of Blumhouse's Wikipedia page. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's movie... wait... isn't this a... good... movie? Patreon: www.patreon.com...

Feb 21, 201942 minEp. 105

Madea's Family Reunion (w/Mariah Lirette)

We think this one broke Brendan, folks. ...Happy Valentine's Day! Mariah joins the guys to talk about the movie she bestowed upon them - "Madea's Family Reunion." They talk all about the second film in the TPCU (Tyler Perry Cinematic Universe) while covering everything from the film's sudden, jarring shifts in tone, Uncle Joe being very inappropriate at a family reunion, the laws governing foster parents and much more. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie that will be covere...

Feb 14, 20191 hr 34 minEp. 104

Mini-Episode - I Am Offended

Tonight on a very special What Were They Thinking... It gets a little serious this week as a seemingly normal jokey conversation turns to a pretty in-depth discussion on political correctness and people being offended by stuff (don't worry, it's not a conversation just making fun of 'snowflakes' or whatever the new culture wants to call them). They also talked about some funny stuff including a discussion of a couple of new films Brendan saw in theatres. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week'...

Feb 07, 201942 minEp. 103

Biker Boyz (w/Super Patron Erica)

BLACK KNIGHTS! ASSEMBLE! Nathan and Brendan welcome special guest and Patron Extraordinnaire Erica as they break down the Fast and the Furious knock-off - 2003's Biker Boyz. They discuss a number of crazy things like road skating, soft piano music being used as race music, Kid Rock as a time lord and much, much more. Plus: Nathan unintentionally says something... troubling. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie that will be covered... haha, just kidding! Brendan totally forgo...

Jan 31, 20191 hr 38 minEp. 102

Mini-Episode - Coming Soon

Onward and upward! Much like the previous mini-episode, this is another look at a year of film but rather than going back to talk about the best and worst of 2018, Nathan and Brendan instead discuss what they're looking forward to the most and least from the upcoming year. They discuss sure-fire disasters like Sonic the Hedgehog and gems like Us and Avengers: Endgame, complain about too many Disney reboots (THREE THIS YEAR ALONE!) and even get a brief nearly-wordless visit from a recurring guest...

Jan 24, 201938 minEp. 101

Patreon Pick: Troop Beverly Hills

Beverly Hills! What a thrill! Nathan and Brendan delve into the next Patreon Pick (from Dannie) and discuss the late-80s Shelley Long vehicle - Troop Beverly Hills. From an in-depth conversation about how this may indeed be a TV movie, children giving illicit reading material to the elderly, lots of not-so-timeless dancing and some of the weirdest cameos ever, this movie proves to be... well... hey, it's better than Postal, OK? Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie that will ...

Jan 17, 20191 hr 38 minEp. 100

Mini-Episode - Best and Worst of 2018

Time for a YEAR... IN... REVIEW! After listing some films that were disasters that they were surprised by and some they were totally not shocked by, Nathan and Brendan then delve into the best and worst films of the year from innovative works like Into the Spiderverse to whatever dreck Blumhouse is dealing in these days. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's movie starring a former TV star trying to transition into film. Note: Apologies right off the top for the subpar microphone quality. B...

Jan 10, 201952 minEp. 99

Patreon Pick: Postal

Starting off 2019 with a whimper! Nathan and Brendan welcome their next Patreon Pick from Luc Shannon of GameItAll with one of the worst things ever put to celluloid - 2008's Postal. Yes, friend of the podcast Uwe Boll is back on the chopping block with tasteless shock material that barely registers as comedy, horrible presidential impressions, respected actors selling their soul and a whole lot more. Ewwie. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie (another Patreon Pick!) that w...

Jan 03, 20191 hr 37 minEp. 98

Interview: Joseph Culp ("Welcome to the Men's Group," "Fantastic Four," "Mad Men")

In a little break from their usual format, Nathan and Brendan had a chat with actor/writer/director Joseph Culp to talk about his new film - Welcome to the Men's Group. In addition to that, Joseph expands on his role in the infamous Roger Corman-produced film that never saw the light of day - 1994's Fantastic Four. Lots of other topics are discussed like theatre, appearing naked in a movie, working with his dad Robert on Greatest American Hero and much, much more! Nathan and Brendan also reveal ...

Dec 27, 20181 hr 34 minEp. 97

Patreon Pick: Santa's Slay (w/Everything I Learned From Movies)

He's just trying to spread a little yuletide fear! Nathan, Brendan and Steve and Izzy of Everything I Learned from Movies (https://eilfm.podbean.com) talk about the Christmas slasher starring Bill Godlberg as a psycho killer (qu'est que c'est?) - Santa's Slay. With everything from a 74-minute runtime to unlikeable children, cameos from "huge stars" (including one uncredited appearance), enough dad jokes to satisfy and Rankin Bass animation, this is sure to be a holiday classic for one and all (a...

Dec 20, 20181 hr 44 minEp. 96

Mini-Episode - Uh, Christmas?

OK, there isn't much Christmas here... Nathan and Brendan clearly forgot it was close to Christmas because this episode is filled with things like a discussion of Canadian accents and the metric system, a "call-in" from a former guest and even a certain notorious lass stops by to give the boys a what-for. Plus: They may be going to jail for human trafficking. Happy Holidays, everyone! Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's festive slasher. Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcastFacebook: www.fa...

Dec 13, 201841 minEp. 95

Christmas with the Kranks (w/Mariah Lirette)

So... why didn't they just call this "Skipping Christmas?" Nathan, Brendan and returning guest Mariah come together to discuss a real lump of coal in the form of Christmas with the Kranks, which of course is based on a JOHN GRISHAM novel. Many things are discussed including the neighbourhood of psychopaths, the sexual innuendo, Squiggy's cameo, the final absurd twist of the film and much, much more. Plus: visual gags on an audio podcast. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great movie ...

Dec 06, 20181 hr 47 minEp. 94

Mini-Episode - Haikus and Reviews

It's a CLIP SHOWWWWWWW! Brendan flies solo this week to introduce some clips from past episodes involving our favourite "Low HaIQs" and some of the craziest bonkers-bananas reviews we've previously read from critics and audiences alike. You'll get reviews for water parks, conspiracy theories involving chemtrails and a whole lot more insanity. Plus: Brendan gives a shoutout to newest Patron Luc and upgraded Patron Erica! Next week: Nathan and Brendan tackle the holiday classic - "Christmas with t...

Nov 29, 201836 minEp. 93

Tracers (w/Jerika Layne)

Parkour is a state of mind, bro... Our resident extreme sports expert Jerika Layne returns as a guest to the show to join Nathan and Brendan in discussing the 2015 parkour-themed action film - "Tracers." They cover various topics including Taylor Lautner's overwhelming creepy intensity throughout the film, one of the parkour "kids" being super hella old, scary gangsters wearing khakis and much more. Plus: Is Taylor Lautner the new Jerry Lewis of France? Also: Nathan and Brendan straight-up revea...

Nov 22, 20181 hr 36 minEp. 92

Mini-Episode - Wingin' It

With nary a topic at hand, danger looms... Nathan and Brendan decide to wing it this week and just chit-chat about movies they've seen recently, a harrowing double feature of the same crappy movie twice in a row, Nathan talks about a new song that he is obsessed with and lots and lots of filibusters. Plus: A podcast consisting of just plugs. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's SUPER EXTREME MOVIE, BRO! Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcastFacebook: www.facebook.com/wwttpodcastTwitter: www....

Nov 15, 201837 minEp. 91

Gamera 2: Attack of Legion

Your favourite slab of turtle meat is back... and this time, it's personal. Fly away with Nathan and Brendan on Air Gamera as per the November tradition on this here program. In this film and follow up to Gamera: Guardian of the Universe, the big guy takes on Legion, which are a bunch of weird triangle things with one eye. Throughout the course of this episode, the guys talk about the weird use of still images for multiple purposes, terrible dubbing, the "twist" that is obvious about five minute...

Nov 08, 20181 hr 26 minEp. 90

Mini-Episode - I Will Marry Jane

HAHA... get it? Ahh. Nathan and Brendan talk all about the legalization of a certain substance in Canada in the form of a discussion of stoner movies. There's a lot of mentions of "Friday," Nathan wonders if a certain cult comedy is truly a "weed movie" and of course lots of random mentions of things that have nothing to do with the subject at hand. For you. The listeners. Nathan and Brendan also reveal next week's film featuring everyone's favourite turtle. Patreon: www.patreon.com/wwttpodcastF...

Nov 01, 201837 minEp. 89

Evil Bong (w/Brent from "Home Video Hustle")

Puff... puff... wait, what do we usually type here? Nathan, Brendan and special returning guest Brent of the "Home Video Hustle" podcast (https://www.ageofradio.org/homevideohustle/) talk about the Full Moon Features magnum opus "Evil Bong." The trio talk about everything from the horribly over-written script, the snowglobe strip clubs, the multitude of "shared universe" cameos and much more. Plus: Brendan is in an interesting state of mind. Also: listen in for a clue regarding the next great mo...

Oct 25, 20181 hr 44 minEp. 88

Mini-Episode - Hallo-Cheap

Since it's the spookiest month of the year... It's time for Nathan and Brendan to delve into their own stories of last-minute rushed Halloween costumes, terrible candy/religious comics/voter cards they received and of course their go-to Halloween flicks. The listeners join in as well so you can hear all about Rambo Brite, an important discussion about the controversial candy corn and much more. Nathan and Brendan also reveal... excuse me... cough... puff... cough... smoooooth. OK, where was I, m...

Oct 18, 201839 minEp. 87

Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf (w/Everything I Learned From Movies)

Why? Like... what?! Huh? Nathan, Brendan and Steve & Izzy of Everything I Learned From Movies (http://eilfm.podbean.com) talk about one of the strangest, most unnecessary sequels of all-time that features almost no werewolves - Howling II: Your Sister is a Werewolf. The gang discuss everything about this flick from the soundtrack consisting of one song repeated ad nauseum, monkey wolves, Christopher Lee looking absolutely miserable throughout the film, the dangers of shooting in Czechoslovak...

Oct 11, 20181 hr 37 minEp. 86

Mini-Episode - We Watch New Movies Too!

Watch out, CURRENT FILMS! Every now and then, Nathan and Brendan (okay, in the latter's case he basically watches everything) go to the theatre and check out current releases too. This week, they decided to share their thoughts on films like Hereditary, Blockers, The Nun and many more. Listen to how much Nathan 'enjoys' Brendan's punny reviews, marvel at how they agree a lot more than they disagree and of course - stay tuned for the big reveal. MILD SPOILER ALERT for a few of these films though ...

Oct 04, 201846 minEp. 85

Barb Wire (w/Katarina Waters)

This week on a very special What Were They Thinking... Nathan and Brendan are graced with the presence of Impact Wrestling's own Katarina Waters! Unlike much of the past episodes though, Kat is here to support the film in question - 1996's Barb Wire. They don't leave any stones unturned though and everything is discussed from the questionable financial state of the Hammerhead Bar to the deep impact one of the characters has made on Katarina's life to the fact that yes... this movie is essentiall...

Sep 27, 20181 hr 39 minEp. 84

The 2nd Annual Manos Hand-Outs (w/Mariah Lirette)

THANK YOU FOR TWO YEARS! In addition to thanking all the wonderful listeners for two years on the air, Nathan, Brendan and special guest Mariah present the 2nd Annual Manos Hand-Outs as they "reward" all the special films they discussed from Bad Boys II to Suicide Squad. With awards such as "Biggest Doofus," "Least Satisfying Ending," and the "Roger Corman Award for Cinematic Achievement," there are sure to be some emotional moments throughout. Plus - there is a heartbreaking moment when Carla G...

Sep 20, 20181 hr 22 minEp. 83

Patreon Pick: Brainscan

TIME TO PLAY THE GAME! Nathan and Brendan take the suggestion of Tier 4 patron Erica (thank you!) and discuss 1994's Edward Furlong vehicle - "Brainscan." They discuss everything in this insane flick like Frank Langella not giving a damn about any of this, all the gross food stuff, the 50-year old producers not understanding what a teenager does, Edward Furlong being a total pervert, the twist ending that makes less and less sense the more you think about it and much, much more! Also: listen in ...

Sep 13, 20181 hr 47 minEp. 82

Mini-Episode - Gaspar Noe and Other Seduction Tools

Ever have a date that just didn't go the way you planned? Of course you did. That literally happens to everyone. This episode is dedicated to all the bad movie dates though whether the film was the issue or the date itself. From spending Valentine's Day with Trey Parker to experiencing Meet Joe Black-inspired PTSD, our listeners provided some hilarious and sometimes depressing stories for Nathan and Brendan to siphon through before diving into a couple of their own harrowing tales. OK, well mayb...

Sep 06, 201844 minEp. 81

Eight Legged Freaks (w/Drew from "Reel Feels" Podcast)

GET BACK, YOU EIGHT LEGGED FREEEEEEEEEEEAKS! Nathan, Brendan and special guest Drew from the "Reel Feels" podcast (https://reelfeelspodcast.podbean.com) had a whole lot of fun with this silly giant spider invasion flick from 2002. From David Arquette improvising the title (and some slightly less stellar improv at other points in the film), a physics-defying drywall battle, Joshua potentially being a diddler and a young Scarlett Johansson's very sexual encounter with an arachnid, this film has it...

Aug 30, 20181 hr 43 minSeason 1Ep. 80

Mini-Episode - Love It, Don't Care! (w/Brent from "Home Video Hustle")

Are there any "bad movies" you unabashedly love and you just don't give a hoot? Well, that's what this episode is all about! Nathan and Brendan welcome back last week's special guest Brent from the Home Video Hustle podcast to talk all about the wonders of trash cinema. From "Highlander 2" to "Batman vs. Superman," you'll hear all about the films that we (and our listeners) love that others didn't care for or in some cases just didn't go see during its theatrical run. Nathan and Brendan also rev...

Aug 23, 201845 minEp. 79

The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (w/Brent from "Home Video Hustle")

OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! This week, Nathan and Brendan brought one of their great freakin' guests back in da form of Brent from da Home Video Hustle, ya know what I mean? They're talkin' about the freakin' Andrew Dice Clay-starrin' flick from 1990, "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane." OHH! 'Dey talk about everything from Wayne Newton being one bad cat from the get-go, Diceman's musical numbah, a freakin' koala bear, rampant misogyny and of course a whole lot more. Plus: we somehow found a secret recording ...

Aug 16, 20181 hr 48 minEp. 78
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