Elephant trousers
This week, Carol finds some uncool clobber, Nick also disapproves and they help with artificial intelligence and with annoying tourists
Mar 10, 2025•41 min•Ep. 318
What's Your Problem With Nick Abbot and Carol McGiffin
Nick and Carol are back! Nick and Carol care about your problems. No, seriously. In this podcast they try to solve your issues. If they fail, that is not Nick and Carol's fault - it's probably down to the EU, or something. Send your problems to [email protected] and prepare to be happy. (Happiness not guaranteed, terms and conditions apply, always read the label).
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Episodes
A Second World Problem
In this episode, Carol has just got off a flight, Nick welcomes her back and they help with not looking like a swot and with a WFH issue.
Mar 07, 2025•39 min•Ep. 317
The Hot Box
In this episode, Carol doesn't care, Nick doesn't care that she doesn't care and they help with a family breakfast and with going to bed angry
Mar 03, 2025•34 min•Ep. 316
The Festival of Sickness
In this episode, Carol has a complaint, Nick is not very helpful and they help with "that woman again" and with someone's drawers.
Feb 28, 2025•35 min•Ep. 315
Letting one go
In this episode, Carol behaves badly and gets called in to see the boss, Nick is outraged and they help with breakfast and with moving from Florida
Feb 24, 2025•46 min•Ep. 314
Kicking the ice bucket
In this episode, Carol celebrates a birthday, Nick sings the song and they help with a lack of headphones and with parking a car.
Feb 21, 2025•47 min•Ep. 313
Trick lips
In this episode, Carol is angry at a cloud, Nick is mystified by it and they help with a holiday itinerary and with a centre parting.
Feb 17, 2025•49 min•Ep. 312
Big mistake...huge
In this episode, Nick makes an error, Carol is not pleased and they help with a sniffy dog and with opening a bottle with one hand.
Feb 14, 2025•43 min•Ep. 311
The Death Wish List
In this episode, Carol gets an offer she can refuse, Nick thinks she should take it and they help with a lemon tea and with what to do with your face.
Feb 10, 2025•48 min•Ep. 310
Totally No Recall
In this episode, Carol enjoys a lounge, Nick is sat sitting at home and they help with a plug and with a fashion issue.
Feb 07, 2025•39 min•Ep. 309
The cash cow
In this episode, Carol finds something she likes in pink, Nick has had one already and they help with something weird in the garden and with a tit.
Feb 03, 2025•44 min•Ep. 308
Soup is very dangerous
In this episode, Carol stinks out the carriage, Nick gets his money back and the help with an apostrophe and how to open a wine bottle.
Jan 31, 2025•45 min•Ep. 307
Lady wants a gun
Carol gazes at bins, Nick tries not to touch the kitchen and they help with sunsets and mix tapes.
Jan 27, 2025•47 min•Ep. 306
Replaced by a button
In this episode, Nick is on his worst behaviour, Carol is too and they help with a tour schedule, a dodgy connection and they watch a triple feature.
Jan 24, 2025•52 min•Ep. 305
Posting a nudie
In this episode, Nick gets caught at the checkout, Carol takes a snap and they help with demanding friends and with how to be a boyfriend.
Jan 20, 2025•50 min•Ep. 304
Grim down south
In this episode, Carol embarks on a job, Nick advises against and they help with a crush and with a late boyfriend.
Jan 17, 2025•56 min•Ep. 303
The wrong bag
In this episode, Nick has a new book out, Carol is thinking about writing one and they help with a postcode and sort out the "I or me" issue
Jan 13, 2025•52 min•Ep. 302
The sex scene issue
In this episode, Carol is turning Japanese, Nick does it American style and they help with the weekly shop and with improving a music collection.
Jan 10, 2025•48 min•Ep. 301
The Special 300th Bumper Issue
We are 300! In this special episode Nick and Carol celebrate your milestones.
Jan 06, 2025•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 300
Ogling the fire people
In this episode, Carol is fighting with her net, Nick is outraged at his rating and they help with a new job and a Christmas card issue.
Dec 23, 2024•53 min•Ep. 299
The debilitating madness of procrastination
In this episode, Carol is sad about donkeys, Nick spots a flying milk criminal and they help with a snack choice and with a drunk dad acting sober.
Dec 19, 2024•51 min•Ep. 298
Alighting while merry
In this episode, Carol wants to have a competition, Nick feels like he wins straight away and they help with a grammar issue and assist with a letter.
Dec 16, 2024•44 min•Ep. 297
Bezzies
In this episode, Carol goes woke, Nick shares too much and they help with buying presents and negotiating the buffet.
Dec 13, 2024•50 min•Ep. 296
Celebrity Street
This week, Nick looks up Carol, Carol checks with the Mary and they help with house paint and fight with AI.
Dec 09, 2024•45 min•Ep. 295
Act normal!
In this episode, Nick is having a technical issue, Carol is having a 'mare and they help with some Christmas lights and with a long commute.
Dec 06, 2024•57 min•Ep. 294
A paralytic cooker
In this episode, Nick has a film crew in, Carol speaks French-ish and they help with selecting a death bat and with some trick glasses.
Dec 02, 2024•41 min•Ep. 293
Pink jobs and blue jobs.
In this episode, Carol gets in some new wine, Nick has had enough cookies and they help with a wrong order at the Chinese takeaway and assist with being listened to.
Nov 29, 2024•48 min•Ep. 292
The Nightmare Lounge
In this episode, Nick does a lot of singing, Carol wears a bin bag and they help with a negative Nancy and advise on how to spend a lot of money.
Nov 25, 2024•48 min•Ep. 291
Cutting the fun in half
In this episode, Carol orders her in-flight meal, Nick thinks she'll stay hungry and they help writing a dissertation and with sorting out the sock drawer.
Nov 22, 2024•43 min•Ep. 290
I can see you!
In this episode, Carol takes a nightmare trip, Nick is unprepared for what he can see and they help with breakfast and a loud pair of jeans.
Nov 17, 2024•52 min•Ep. 288