From the fog of a hangover I can confidently say this is the best sound I've ever produced on the podcast. The chat was ok too. Brexit, Covid & some KFC conspiracy theories. Also my favourite letter for sometime from a man who clearly needs to grow a pair. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 18, 2020•44 min•Ep 55•Transcript available on Metacast Having been told RW comics would never criticise the Govt, I've got plenty of beef with the Tories over the re-introduction of Lockdown measures. We then look at why racially segregated cafes in the US might not possibly, maybe, be a great way to fight racism. There's a hall of fame letter, a fight between Kay Burlesconi and Julia Hartley Brewer too. Keep the Podcast weekly and ad-free by doing the Patreon (plus get loads of exclusive offers & content) https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_la...
Sep 11, 2020•52 min•Ep 54•Transcript available on Metacast After we catch up on some of the more mental reactions to the idea of balance in political comedy, I talk to Andrew Doyle, brilliant comic and creator of Titania Mcgrath. We look across the political spectrum at some very hard stuff to fathom. From reactions to Lockdown, to BLM, Trans matters and why Trump might win. Basically all the stuff that could get you cancelled. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Sep 04, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Ep 53•Transcript available on Metacast So much woke nonsense this week I didn't know where to start. From the Proms to the LGBT express it's been a mad one. We also talk about why Nicola Sturgeon is clearly pitching her own daytime TV chat show. In the letters section English Breakfasts become my red-line cultural issue. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 27, 2020•44 min•Ep 52•Transcript available on Metacast In this episode I talk fast, but promise I was not on hard drugs (sadly). Somewhere among this I look at the 'Exams fiasco' (which for me started the moment kids didn't sit them). We also have a chat about satirical social media accounts like Titania Mcgrath getting frozen before a little bit of men's mental health. ps - I have now ordered a pop shield. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 20, 2020•42 min•Ep 51•Transcript available on Metacast I made it to 50 Episodes and managed to blag special guest David Baddiel! We chat everything, including: U2, grief, anti-semitism, affairs, Brexit, golf, hero worship, the word 'mate' and loads more. Support the Podcast to keep it weekly & ad-free https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Aug 13, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Ep 50•Transcript available on Metacast We have a round up on all things Covid and hysterical. From the people who think it's a choice between pubs and schools to those who want to live their lives in giant hamster balls. We also have a little update from the world of woke, with the latest batty ideas for stuff to ban. We finish with a fictional fight between Patel & Sturgeon. It's a dirty one. JOIN the podcast Patreon to keep it weekly & ad-free - https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...
Aug 06, 2020•41 min•Ep 49•Transcript available on Metacast This week we're reacting to Wiley's anti-Semitic rant and wondering if the far-left and far-right fancy each other. We then look at govt's pussy footing around the issue of obesity. In the letters section we get responses to the Ep 47 with Marcus Brigstocke and I get stick for not liking masks. We finish with a bit of men's mental health about hernias (comedy). Podcast Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 31, 2020•42 min•Ep 48•Transcript available on Metacast Me and Marcus Brigstocke have had a couple of Twitter skirmishes over the years. So after the most recent one I thought 'why not take it to a podcast' like real men. We ask challenging questions. It's political, sometimes intense, sometimes a laugh. I'm really glad we had this chat. There's also the usual bollocks at the beginning an end, from why Henry Cavil is a d**k and who would've won in a fight between Eric Pickles and John Major. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/...
Jul 25, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Ep 47•Transcript available on Metacast This week we're looking at face mask coverings and why some people are a bit too comfortable with the government telling them what to do. We also discuss the 12 year old boy taken into actual police custody for racist tweets. Then I propose that future generations might look back on this time and think we should've all manned up. Patreon - https://www.patreon.com/geoffnorcott?fan_landing=true Twitter - @GeoffNorcott Insta - geoff_norcott YouTube - www.youtube.com/user/GeoffNorcott Learn more abo...
Jul 16, 2020•46 min•Ep 46•Transcript available on Metacast Been looking forward to this chat for months. We got into identity issues on the Left, the recent cancel culture letter, what it's like to fall out with your own side and so much more. I also do a couple of dodgy accents as usual and we remember a dodgy scene from American Beauty. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 10, 2020•52 min•Ep 45•Transcript available on Metacast This week we're talking about headteachers trying to tell parents how to talk about race. We then look at the pond-life who leave litter in parks....and ponds. Finally it's a look at predatory males in entertainment and an appeal for advice on how to speak to our sons. However, most importantly, in the letters section I suggest that petrol stations who don't stock tea should be shut down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jul 03, 2020•42 min•Ep 44•Transcript available on Metacast After we catch up about the increasingly cause based loony Left, I chat to the very funny and very smart Pierre Novellie. He's that rare thing these days, a left-wing comic who doesn't preach or moralise. We look at a bunch of things, including the lack of consent for Twitter movements and why Brits shouldn't say 'ass'. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 26, 2020•1 hr•Ep 43•Transcript available on Metacast This week we look at the Marcus Rashford campaign and how the Left increasingly use emotive language to get ideas over the line. We then look at poor leadership from the likes of Starmer, Sadiq and various arse-covering CEO's. The show ends with the crucial decision as to who would win a fight between Peter Hitchens & Owen Jones. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 19, 2020•43 min•Ep 42•Transcript available on Metacast So much to discuss this week. Comedy cancellation, Rowling cancellation, Statue removalation. Quite simply, this was the week when the culture war went truly mental. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 12, 2020•49 min•Ep 41•Transcript available on Metacast After some reflections on the recent race protests I look back at the 2015 General Election and challenge some of the cliched views we now hold. There are some great letters, including one which asks whether Keir Starmer will ever give a solid opinion on anything. We close by wondering who would win a fight between Miriam Margolyes and Anne Widdecombe. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Jun 05, 2020•44 min•Ep 40•Transcript available on Metacast After a brief catch-up on the Cummings & Goings (Banter!) I have a chat with top Bloke psychologist Kenny Mammarella-d'cruz (aka 'Man Whisperer'). A must listen for any men who are sceptical about counselling, Kenny has some interesting and incredibly frank strategies for sorting out your swede. I of course am immature and can't resist childish knob gags. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 29, 2020•58 min•Ep 39•Transcript available on Metacast One for the Lefties this week as I start off by climbing into the government a bit for recent incompetence. However, I quickly revert to type and take the Micky out of Starmtroopers who can't handle the fact Keir didn't do so well at PMQs. We then talk about the UN's ridiculous attempts to moderate people's language. There is also discussion of which gender you'd prefer to recuse you in a house-fire. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 22, 2020•41 min•Ep 38•Transcript available on Metacast Maybe you shouldn’t record a podcast hungover but I think I said some bad stuff this week. We discuss the last week of Covid politics, including shambolic Boris, forensic Keir Starmer and Rishi Lifehack. We then decide whether teachers are taking liberties before I pop off about Lockdown adverts. The show ends with a discussion of which of the main science nerds would win in a fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 15, 2020•42 min•Ep 37•Transcript available on Metacast Happy VE celebrations. We look at the Left showing their tendencies to get way too upset about words. I also try and provide an explanation for why plebs like me haven't turned on the government yet. For anyone astonished by the 'Lean on Me' story from last week we have another instalment. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 10, 2020•53 min•Ep 36•Transcript available on Metacast After a catch up about why the podcast is late and why I couldn't just sack it off and why many on the Left lose their minds when it comes to Boris, we chat once again to Konstantin. KK had a tweet which got under the skin of liberal journalists, so I invited him to give his side of it. We end with letters and an example of NHS applause mission creep that flabbergasted me. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 03, 2020•57 min•Ep 35•Transcript available on Metacast In this episode I'm fully back on the attack. Against the numpties who always make the same point about St George. Against the journalists who seem to be more keen on gotchas than playing a constructive role in a crisis. And against a disturbing new trend in modern bingo. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 24, 2020•44 min•Ep 34•Transcript available on Metacast After a catch up on all things Covid, we try and stay away from the big C. I talk briefly about the Labour report into the report into the report. Then I reflect on the Credit Crunch and my experiences giggin in Afghanistan duuuring the war. We end with a hypothetical fight between Nicola Sturgeon & Ruth Davidson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Apr 17, 2020•48 min•Ep 33•Transcript available on Metacast Delighted to welcome back Simon Evans for this show. After a brief catch-up about the return of the culture war, Simon and myself chat about Emily Maitlis, metaphors, masculinity and hanging with the tough lads. Plus plenty of listener letters. There's also a return of the hypothetical political fight as we square of new Labour leader Keir Starmer against deputy PM Dominic Raab. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ IN...
Apr 10, 2020•57 min•Ep 32•Transcript available on Metacast We have a guest! I managed to bodge together a WhatsApp interview with the brilliant Stephen Grant. After a brief catch-up with us guys, myself and Stephen discuss his filthy Blairite view on the crisis, and how he was in the unusual position of having to lay himself off. We also come to the conclusion that the entire England squad should each build a hospital. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://...
Apr 03, 2020•50 min•Ep 31•Transcript available on Metacast So the Lockdown truly begins and mental cracks are starting to show among some of us. We look at reaction to Boris's announcement and the role of journalists in making us all feel terrified. I talk about the challenges of home schooling then move onto the elite panic buyers who always seem to be one step ahead. We close with more of your brilliant letters, including the man who seeks reassurance but doesn't get it. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://ww...
Mar 26, 2020•41 min•Ep 30•Transcript available on Metacast Well, it was going to be a pandemic to make me up my output. In the first lockdown episode, we look at the immediate impact of recent measures, from the serious political dimensions to getting elbowed by pensioners in Iceland. We also have a lot of letters, including one from Phil which is frankly diabolical. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/geoff_norcott/ YOUTUBE - https://ww...
Mar 19, 2020•45 min•Ep 29•Transcript available on Metacast I take a keep calm & carry on view on the old Billy Ray Coronavirus. We also look at how the Tory’s Blairite budget pissed on Labour’s parade. I also reflect on some of the odd things that go with the territory of having an International Women’s Day. All that plus I throw in a few of my original Dad gags for free! (plus the worst ever idea for a game show). Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottcomedy/ INSTAGRAM - https://www....
Mar 12, 2020•53 min•Ep 28•Transcript available on Metacast The hard left reach peak nuttiness with the trolling of the Yorkshire Tea account. We also discuss what an abject failure the #BeKind week ended up being. I reflect on the Tyson Fury fight and how long public figures should be accountable for past misdemeanours. There's also some thoughts about the disgraceful decision to make all inclusive holidays less fun. PLUS I'VE THOUGHT OF A PLAN TO CUT BACK ON THE BLIMMIN SWEARING! Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - ht...
Feb 26, 2020•56 min•Ep 27•Transcript available on Metacast So I had the rug pulled by the surprise resignation of the Saj! We also talk about the Oscars and those luvvie luvvies speeches. We get it into why it might not be ok to wear off the shoulder dresses in the House of Commons and why Phillip Schofield's revelation isn't as clear cut as people in the media make out. In the letters we discuss the crucial issue of shooting pains in the batty. Follow Geoff on: TWITTER - https://twitter.com/geoffnorcott FACEBOOK - https://www.facebook.com/Geoffnorcottc...
Feb 14, 2020•54 min•Ep 26•Transcript available on Metacast