Unidentified man stole three amputated legs from hospital and one is still missing. China basketball star suspended for sneaking girlfriend into room in suitcase. Woman says she got a side of marijuana with her chicken fries at Burger King. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW hos...
Jan 16, 2025•21 min
Starbucks new policy: Buy something or leave the cafe. Pizzeria charging whopping $125 per pineapple pie to deter customers from this controversial topping. Lazio falconer sacked for sharing explicit photos of his prosthetic penis. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy ...
Jan 15, 2025•26 min
Government warns that sex toys remain a tempting target for hackers. Record number of Japan ramen eateries closed in 2024.French woman who believed she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt scammed out of $800K. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Jan 14, 2025•22 min
Dunkin Donuts has a doughnut shortage. Blind man accidentally shot his amputee friend while trying to evict his roommate. Woman suffers horrific injuries after sex toy is dragged up through her body during MRI. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.co...
Jan 13, 2025•21 min
A Florida man and his friend drank ayahuasca in an Airbnb. Then one tried to kill the other. Florida woman relieves herself on Family Dollar store floor as man steals $500 of cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during alleged nude carjacking in Florida. Florida deputy resigns after crashing patrol vehicle while looking at porn. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https:/...
Jan 10, 2025•24 min
Cryopreservation facility lets you put body on pause for centuries. Italian village forbids residents from becoming ill. Mediterranean diet ranked best overall diet. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jan 09, 2025•24 min
Airline passenger urinates on stranger midway through long-haul flight before begging him 'not to press charges'. Belgian food agency warns citizens to not eat their Christmas tree. Zookeeper eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews...
Jan 08, 2025•22 min
Taliban Ban Windows To Stop Women Being Seen Inside Homes. Drunk driver arrested after telling officer he was 'the DUI tonight' instead of the "DD". Kim Jong-un bans hotdogs for North Koreans, cooking them an act of treason. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http...
Jan 07, 2025•19 min
Drunken officer freed suspects to celebrate New Year. Arizona prisoner is asking to be executed sooner than the state wants. Texas teenager accused of using poison to kill rival’s competition show goat. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...
Jan 06, 2025•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman with ‘Alone’ face tattoo arrested for doing crimes alone. Floridaman shoots up home with pump action shotgun after getting kicked out for groping woman. Floridaman serial dine-and-dasher arrested after third offense. Florida Is Debuting a New Material for Building Roads. There’s Just One Problem: It’s Radioactive. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: htt...
Jan 03, 2025•21 min
Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 2. Cop dresses as a “Sex Wrestler” to catch a pervert. Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Man had sex with a train seat. Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football coach. And more... // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/...
Jan 02, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Best of Weird AF News 2024 wrap, part 1. Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Pastor sold meth out of his church. Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Lady with two vaginas and boyfriend for each. Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Florida woman claims god told her to shoot up highway during solar eclipse. Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Man broke into home to per...
Jan 01, 2025•1 hr 1 min
Mexico to investigate a town that thanked a drug lord for holiday season gifts for children. Germany’s ‘sick leave detectives’ are on the case as employee absenteeism hits record highs . Baby Bird Found Alive Inside Dead Man's Stomach After Being Swallowed During Fertility Ritual. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official websi...
Dec 31, 2024•20 min
Two Oregon men die from exposure in a forest after they went out to look for Sasquatch on Christmas eve. Man charged after pouring whiskey into holy water during Christmas Eve church mass. Man arrested after exposing his genitals to a life insurance agent. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.co...
Dec 30, 2024•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested after breaking into ex-boyfriend's home and smashing his $600 bong. Florida woman accidentally fires unfamiliar gun at the airport. Monkeys spotted roaming Florida city as police issue warning. Florida pizza delivery woman stabbed a pregnant customer 14 times over bad tip. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com...
Dec 27, 2024•21 min
Millions of Families in Japan Order KFC for Christmas Every Year. Amazon driver abandons 80 packages in Mass. woods during holiday shipping rush. Long Island woman charged with allegedly practicing unlicensed dentistry out of apartment kitchen. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW ...
Dec 27, 2024•19 min
US man arrested for running a secret Chinese police station in New York City. Man drove through the gate of a military base to "see the reaction of security". Scientists may have discovered a new form of ancient humans known as 'large head people'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FO...
Dec 24, 2024•18 min
Killer captured by Google Maps while moving dismembered body to his car. UK woman left with Italian accent following a stroke. Passenger angers fellow flyers for bringing gigantic emotional support Great Dane dog onto flight. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at htt...
Dec 23, 2024•27 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman exposes himself in public after asking woman to take his picture. Floridaman arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft. Pornhub will block access for Floridians on Jan. 1st. Meth smoking Florida man attacks mattress in jealous rage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://We...
Dec 20, 2024•22 min
Ohio funeral home to be first to operate with a liquor license. Sotheby's to auction off ancient Ten Commandments tablet. Sex Workers in Zimbabwe Turn to Baby Socks as Condom Shortage Deepens. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Dec 19, 2024•17 min
Virginia hunter is killed by bear falling from tree during bizarre hunting accident. Memphis police officer shoots himself in order to impress his girlfriend. New York men die from pneumonia after using bat poop to grow marijuana. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy a...
Dec 18, 2024•15 min
British pub owners are worried they’ll run out of Guinness this Holiday. Brown snow falls over Maine town and warning to the citizens: don't eat that. Russia Sends 100 'Elite Goats' to North Korea. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Dec 17, 2024•19 min
Cop dresses as ‘sex wrestler’ undercover to trap suspect. Mystery Drones Forced New York Airport to Shut Down. Portland DJ hospitalized after being stabbed by stripper. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Dec 16, 2024•24 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman goes crazy for not getting sauce in Raising Cane's restaurant. Florida woman caught with a golden gun at Australian airport. Florida county police erase convictions for anyone that bought their crack in the 90's. Floridaman arrested for slapping his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.me...
Dec 13, 2024•20 min
Scientists Create Lickable VR Device That Lets You Taste Foods Through Your TV. Love-struck male humpback whale swims record-breaking 3 oceans, 8,106 miles for sex. Proposed law bans drugstore sex toy sales in Texas. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://insta...
Dec 12, 2024•18 min
Police find 2 kilogram garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested over links to powerful mafia network. Drinking Coffee Can Add Years to Your Lifespan. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Dec 11, 2024•15 min
AI-generated version of Jesus Christ in church confessional booth draws controversy. Miller High Life releases dive bar cologne — and it’s already selling out. New Illinois law replaces the term ‘offender’ with ‘justice impacted individuals’ in Illinois Crime Reduction Act. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website http...
Dec 10, 2024•20 min
Shoplifter arrested for shoplifting during Walmart's Shop with a Cop holiday event. Pet crocodile dies after being tossed into Alaska snow during argument between brothers over anime. Ancient Barbarians Took Drugs Before Battle, Sniffing Spoons Suggest. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com a...
Dec 09, 2024•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Naked Floridaman had sex toys, pot at elementary school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman Shoots Neighbor on Thanksgiving in Music Dispute. Florida Woman being transported to hospital jumps out of ambulance while wearing scrubs and vanishes. Florida Introduces Bill to Ban 'Weather Modification'. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Ch...
Dec 06, 2024•21 min
Grandma Stabs Family During Thanksgiving Day Argument. German island to end ritual of spanking women with cow horn. Village People Singer denies song, Y.M.C.A., is a Gay Anthem and threatens to sue if you say so. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram...
Dec 05, 2024•26 min
