Man allows fiance to electrocute him for 3 hours as a pre-marital pain test. Couple forced to sit next to dead body on plane for 4 hours after woman dies mid-flight. German Soccer Match Gets Called Off After A Referee Got His Nuts Bitten By A Child. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and F...
Feb 27, 2025•17 min
Chinese snow village apologises for using cotton wool to create fake snow. Bird Drops Severed Human Hand That May Have Belonged to a Child into a Schoolyard. Teacher returns to class after trying to sell 'test-enhancing pills' to students. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
Feb 26, 2025•14 min
TikTokers dropping heavy objects on feet in viral trend ‘risk lifetime of pain’. Nebraska father in limbo after daughter’s name incorrectly listed as 'Unakite Thirteen Hotel'. Thousands of children in England falsely accused of witchcraft in past decade. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com ...
Feb 25, 2025•17 min
Canadian coffee shop ditching the ‘Americano’ for the ‘Canadiano’ on its menu. Crypto trader kills himself on X live to create a meme coin. Man freed from prison after 30 years declares, "Everybody is on a phone". // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagra...
Feb 24, 2025•16 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman attacked a man with garden hoe after plans to 'hang out' fell through. Floridaman biker gang member threw explosives into a Jimmy John's sandwich shop. Jewish man mistakes two Israeli tourists for Palestinians and opens fire on them in Miami. Drunk Florida man hits a pole and sits outside of 7-Eleven with no pants. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:...
Feb 21, 2025•19 min
Student sets school on fire trying to hide “inflatable girlfriend” from roommate. New Startup Allows Users to Hire a Rent-a-Goon to Follow Them Around With a Gun. Japanese Ramen Shop Owner Puts Bounty on Negative Reviewer. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http:/...
Feb 20, 2025•23 min
High Court rules calling a man bald might be sexual harassment. Researchers discover ancient Egyptian mummies smell really nice. Japan’s ‘porn disposal’ boxes phased out amid rise of internet entertainment. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Feb 19, 2025•20 min
Japanese man marries his classmate's mom and likes her pheromones. Scientists are trying to find out why all hockey players sounds Canadian. Two arrested for using a cannon to launch drugs into a prison. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funn...
Feb 18, 2025•17 min
Shark bites off tourist’s hands as she tries to take selfie on Caribbean beach. What Are the Enhanced Games? Don Jr. Latest to Invest in 'Steroid Olympics'. Mozambique police warn bald men after ritual attack. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.co...
Feb 17, 2025•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple arrested days before Valentine's Day after performing 'unnatural' act in Wendy's parking lot. Florida man accused of punching woman in face over handicapped parking spot at church. Clearwater man accused of using his pet ferrets as bait to lure children. Florida Woman Arrested for Alleged Dildo Attack. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://wei...
Feb 14, 2025•19 min
Ancient Europeans ate the brains of their dead enemies 18,000 years ago, researchers discover. Australian restaurant owner told to censor her profanity-laced fortune cookies. President Trump tells the Treasury to stop minting new pennies immediately. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and ...
Feb 13, 2025•19 min
China zoo attracts attention by selling tiger urine to treat sprains and such. Hooters restaurant is invading this key British city. Blind man gets license to carry permit to make a point about Indiana gun laws. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram....
Feb 12, 2025•20 min
Thousands of Danes sign petition to buy California from U.S. Doctor faces inquiry after giving his cat a Cat scan at Italian hospital he works at. Mystery as a baby shark is born without any male Involvement. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com...
Feb 11, 2025•16 min
Don't climb onto anything, Philadelphia mayor asks Eagles fans in Philadelphia before SuperBowl. Zoo Offers To Send Video Of Elephant Pooping To Your Ex For Valentine's Day. Man convicted of drunk-driving a drone in first case of its kind. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
Feb 10, 2025•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman arrested for barking like a dog in an auto-parts store for hours. Florida woman caught on camera throwing first date commemorative brick through ex-husband’s window. Floridaman arrested for touching himself in a mall restroom claims he had an itch. Florida substitute teachers show and tell in class goes terribly wrong. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH...
Feb 07, 2025•19 min
Quebec officials ask public not to boo American peewee hockey players. Schoolboy, 13, arrested for impersonating doctor in UK hospital. Cocaine "no worse than whiskey," would be "sold like wine" if legalized worldwide, Colombia's president says. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLO...
Feb 06, 2025•20 min
100,000 eggs stolen from trailer in Pennsylvania as police try to crack the case. Man arrested in deadly shooting of friend who said he could dodge bullets. Indian woman forces husband to sell kidney and then runs away with her lover. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jone...
Feb 05, 2025•15 min
Vietnam Paying Citizens Up To $200 To Snitch On Bad Drivers. Furries warned not to abuse other ‘species’ at Glasgow Furry Convention. priest accused of flossing his teeth with teen girl’s hair. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Feb 04, 2025•19 min
Robot cockfighting is proposed in Oklahoma in order to re-invigorate the cockfighting tradition. Woman in court for aggressively cyber farting at her boyfriend’s ex. Tattoo Artist Criticized For Giving 9-Year-Old Girl An American Flag Tattoo. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW h...
Feb 03, 2025•24 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida elementary school principal is arrested after 100 kids found at her home for alcohol-fueled party. Florida man sits on gun, shoots himself in penis. Florida man with ankle monitor tells deputies he can’t go to jail because he has a curfew. Florida deputy caught smuggling drugs onto cruise ship in Skittles bags. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://w...
Jan 31, 2025•18 min
Man gets year in jail for throwing fish and carrots in the Dept of motor Vehicles. Georgia healthcare worker faces felony for twerking on disabled person’s head. Newly discovered asteroid turns out to be Tesla Roadster launched into space. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host...
Jan 30, 2025•14 min
Robots to race humans at China half-marathon. Mississippi politician files ‘Contraception Begins at Erection Act. Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jan 29, 2025•15 min
Canadian man's Bigfoot hunting expeditions used against him in court of law. Las Vegas ice cream truck mistaken for ICE vehicle. Passenger clings onto outside of 175mph German train when doors close on him while smoking cigarette. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy a...
Jan 28, 2025•16 min
Elementary school student goes permanently blind after eating too many chicken nuggets in Malaysia. Man Gets Penis Stuck to Icy Sidewalk During Drunken Brawl in Canada. Random mailboxes have been stuffed with erotic romance novels in New Zealand community. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com...
Jan 27, 2025•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida Woman With Bag That Read 'Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs' Arrested as Bag Was Indeed Full of Drugs. Florida man pardoned by Trump on Jan 6th charges gets arrested on gun charges the next day. Florida woman tells deputies she has marijuana hidden inside her body. Man with ‘Abnormally Large’ Testicles Arrested for Allegedly Exposing Genitals to Teen. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymea...
Jan 24, 2025•20 min
Washington Capitals NHL hockey goalie says tossed nachos to blame for conceding goal. Japan launches drinkable mayo for fans that just can’t get enough. Cat makes three flights in 24 hours after being left on plane. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instag...
Jan 23, 2025•21 min
Warnings issued as dangerous Viagra Honey floods France. People smuggler facing jail time after woman found in glove box. Penguin Divorce Rates Soar On Phillip Island. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jan 22, 2025•18 min
Moon added to list of threatened cultural sites for first time. Campaign to not complain for 30 days launches in Netherlands. Adult Star Slammed For Offering LA Firefighters A Date Night For Their Heroic Efforts. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram...
Jan 21, 2025•18 min
Japanese aquarium cheers up lonely sunfish with cardboard cutouts of people. Survey finds 80% of Japanese want to take leftover restaurant food home but many aren't allowed. Japan’s elderly are lonely and some women choose to go to jail instead. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW...
Jan 20, 2025•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man accused of pulling out gun during Facebook Marketplace sale. Florida Man Arrested For Allegedly Making Sexual Contact with Horse. Florida Lawmaker Files Bill to Designate American Flamingo as Official State Bird. Florida woman kills husband with 18-inch bladed cane on his birthday. // /SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/...
Jan 17, 2025•24 min
