Squirrel tests positive for the Black Plague in Colorado. Canadian town learns to coexist with polar bears using radar. Fans of apocalyptic films handle the pandemic very well research shows. SUPPORT the podcast by joining the Patreon. Http://Patreon.com/Weirdafnews - FOLLOW Jonesy http://instagram.com/funnyjones and check out the new website for Weird AF News - http://weirdafnews.com
Jul 15, 2020•19 min
Burger King introduces a new Whopper made from cows that burp and fart less. Tokyo art exhibition invited thievery on purpose. Samoan stayed in prison an extra four years because nobody told him he was done. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjone...
Jul 14, 2020•16 min
Man bites seagull after it tried to steal his McDonald's meal. Dead cat received a voter registration application in the mail for Georgia. Cops raided a party in Melbourne after following a large KFC meal order. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...
Jul 13, 2020•15 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida issues warning about rare brain-eating amoeba. Human head found on side of road in Florida. Floirdaman's DUI arrest is his sixth but first on a lawn mower. Florida family finds a strange woman in their kitchen cooking ramen noodles. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews a...
Jul 10, 2020•26 min
Fried chicken and beer have been banned in Korean beaches to prevent Covid-19. Animal Crossing video game meets buttplugs. With flights cancelled, man sails the Atlantic ocean to visit his 90 year old dad. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...
Jul 09, 2020•20 min
Dutch ID cards will soon omit gender. Man in stolen vehicle crashed into another person who happened to be in a stolen vehicle. Don't wear deodorant on the subway says Berlin transportation company. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http...
Jul 08, 2020•18 min
Senate passes bill to end payments to dead people. French engineer unveils bread made from wheat fertilised with women's urine. Young people are throwing Coronavirus parties with a payout when one gets infected. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...
Jul 07, 2020•26 min
Bootleg Helicopter operation shut down. Supermarkets snub monkey labor coconut products. Walmart is transforming parking lots into drive-in movie theaters. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://faceboo...
Jul 06, 2020•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls 911 demanding a taxpayer-sponsored ride and gets driven to jail. Florida woman jailed after going on a bleach rampage. Lap dances are okay at Miami strip clubs but no liquor after midnight. Florida woman threatened couple with a taser as she tried to steal their puppy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News o...
Jul 03, 2020•29 min
Rapper Vanilla Ice will peform in Texas despite the pandemic. Paris Jackson, daughter of Michael Jackson, to play Jesus in a film supposedly as a Lesbian. Canadian Tire stores close when all their items scan as Mr. Potato Head at checkout. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy a...
Jul 02, 2020•17 min
Navy tells their sailors: please top buying LSD on the dark web. NASA is about to sell a perfume that smells like outer space. Let this man in Potsdam keep his dang toilet garden! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funn...
Jul 01, 2020•19 min
Resident of an old home plummeted into an abyss underneath his house. People are defecating outside the Queen's Scotland vacation home. Hulu removes 1988 episode of Golden Girls because they wear mud masks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Jun 30, 2020•17 min
A beat in Italy has been sentenced to death after attacking hikers. Nearly 1 in 3 pilots in Pakistan have fake licenses. Japan University awards first ever Ninja studies degree. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyj...
Jun 29, 2020•17 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Florida man tried to steal a plane to fly to his girlfriend amd get high. Angry Florida woman loses her mind over wearing masks. Florida woman sues for paternity test on some goats. Man with machete tattoo in his face attacked a man with a machete. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirda...
Jun 26, 2020•20 min
Police ate looking for a woman that coughed on a baby three times at Yogurtland. Disposable urinals are one of this sunmer's hit items. Tinder's new catfish detection system is available in Europe. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Jun 25, 2020•24 min
The pandemic may contribute to genitalia trauma. Barcelona opera reopens to an audience or pretty plants. Why are sports stadiums filled with cardboard fans? Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://faceb...
Jun 24, 2020•24 min
Men with cats are less desirable for dating a new study shows. Philadelphia shuts down dumpster swimming pools this summer. New rules for hairdressers includes no more small talk. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funn...
Jun 23, 2020•18 min
Man smuggles cocaine inside an artificial penis. 13 year old school children asked to plan their own funeral as homework assignment. Cambodia demands $2500 Coronavirus deposit from travelers crossing their border. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
Jun 22, 2020•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Stripper Edition - Stripper arrested for fighting and ripping power meter off a building, stripper offered officers oral pleasure to let her go, stripper lied about being kidnapped to cover up cheating, stripper threw a coconut at a man filming her, stripper arrested for DUI tries to eat her own shirt. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH W...
Jun 19, 2020•18 min
Man sues his date for over $100k for giving him herpes through a kiss. Fantasy fairy village in Georgia will be ruined by a new highway. Recent college graduate gets a job as a human scarecrow. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://tw...
Jun 18, 2020•19 min
Hollywood prepares for CGI sex scenes for film and television. FDA approved a videogame to treat kids with ADHD. Indian women are worshipping a Coronavirus goddess named Corona Mai. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/fu...
Jun 17, 2020•20 min
Taiwan airport offers pretend to go abroad airport tours amid Covid-19 pandemic. Veterans protest Rhode Island donut shop that ended police discounts. Mississippi woman charged with obscene communications after calling her parents racists on Facebook. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOL...
Jun 16, 2020•24 min
Woman attempts suicide in Japan but is saved by 20 sumo wrestlers. Somali pirates are now luring investors. Traveler denied service at KFC drive-thru because he was on horse and buggy. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com...
Jun 15, 2020•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man lets a 12 year old girl drive his jeep 85 mph so he could be a cool dad. Florida man strips naked at a flea market, steals a car, breaks into a home and tries to kiss an old woman. Foreskin theft! Activists in Florida pretest circumcision. Porn star is running for office in Florida. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF ...
Jun 12, 2020•23 min
Police in Pakistan arrest a donkey for gambling. Bill proposal would prevent the President from nuking hurricanes. US gun owners are pointing loaded guns at their genitals and taking selfies and here's why. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Jun 11, 2020•17 min
Miss Hitler participant jailed for being part of a Neo Nazi terror group. German hotel bans overweight guests. Bored man opens a saloon for squirrels. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com...
Jun 10, 2020•24 min
Man puts cell phone charger cable inside his penis and needs operation. Couples should wear face masks during sex new study finds. California man broke into a bank just to heat up a hot pocket. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://tw...
Jun 09, 2020•19 min
Divorces rise after quarantine uncovers lots of polygamy. New Looney Tunes cartoon gets rid of guns but dynamite is still fine for kids. The DMV asks customers to please don't make your own homemade license plate. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/fun...
Jun 08, 2020•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman calls 911 and tries to have sex with officer. Florida man says the guns aren't his, they belong to John Wick. Florida offers drive-thru botox for Quarantined residents. Naked Florida man terrorizes a family. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Jun 05, 2020•20 min
Spanish porn star arrested over toad venom ceremony. Massachusetts man threw a large pickle at a highway worker for no reason. Belgian man has been receiving pizzas he never ordered for nine years. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Jun 04, 2020•17 min
