Having sex with someone you don't live with is now illegal in UK. Don't lick that sex pavement lichen please. Man threatened to unleash riot control bees at a riot. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http:...
Jun 03, 2020•15 min
People with sneezing fetish have divided feelings about being active during pandemic. Police arrest a man who claimed he was making healthy meth. U.S. pro runner aims to smash world's fastest mile wearing blue jeans. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Jun 02, 2020•17 min
Sex workers may get back to business but sports remain prohibited in Switzerland. People in China are angry at new law ordering a cooling off period before divorce. Virus lockdown forces people in UK to become their own dentists. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://i...
Jun 01, 2020•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man kicks a chicken like a football for no reason. Florida woman accused of giving homeless man oral sex at busy intersection. Florida man kidnaps girl and forces her to drive him through Coronavirus checkpoint. Florida woman is planning a prom for 2,200 high school students. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on You...
May 29, 2020•21 min
No screaming on rollercoasters is the rule as Japan reopens theme parks. Study shoe that beards may have evolved so men could take a punch to the head. Men hired for another man's broom related sex fantasy show up at the wrong home with machetes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW J...
May 28, 2020•21 min
Man arrested in Thailand for stealing over 100 pairs of flip flops to have sex with. India detains a pigeon on suspicion of being a Pakistani spy. Single table for one diner restaurant to open in Sweden. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
May 28, 2020•18 min
Brothers in Bolivia allow a black widow spider to bite them in hopes they turn into Spiderman. Polish man faces a fine for wrestling a bear at the zoo without a mask thus breaking Covid-19 rules. Denmark asks romantic travelers to show proof of their love upon entering the border. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.y...
May 26, 2020•26 min
Phantom lock picket opens who Paris parks at night has become a folk hero. Defying lockdown, Indians have a massive cow funeral. Michigan governor declares gay BDSM club to be an essential business. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http...
May 25, 2020•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for exposing himself while driving, claims he was "just airing it out". Florida mother still showers with her 20 year-old adult daughter each day. Florida's Covid-19 website designer accused of posting revenge porn. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and F...
May 22, 2020•25 min
Mayor pretends to be dead from Covid-19 in order to avoid arrest for breaking lockdown to go drinking. Thai massage shops will open for waist down massage only. ICC will ban the use of saliva to shine cricket balls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
May 21, 2020•18 min
Nearly 200 arrested and two people shot during Go Topless Jeep Weekend at a Texas beach. Berlin dance clubs will reopen with strict no dancing rules. Texas county tests Zoom trial and juror leaves his screen to take a phone call in the middle of it all. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and F...
May 20, 2020•18 min
Soccer team apologizes for putting sex dolls in the stands during live match. Trucks used to store Coronavirus bodies will now be used to transport food. Woman returned to her office to rescue a banana she left in her desk for 9 weeks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at ht...
May 19, 2020•17 min
Dutch Government says go find yourself a lockdown sex buddy. Priest sprays holy water out of a squirt gun to maintain social distancing during mass. Penguins poop out so much laughing gas it makes researchers crazy high. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram....
May 18, 2020•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman tried to kiss strangers at a bar while calling 911 to complain about the lack of social distancing. Protestors calling for gyms to reopen do push-ups and squats outside Florida courthouse. Florida man dives into Bass Pro Shop fish tank and posts video on Facebook. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube -...
May 15, 2020•21 min
Restaurant will put mannequins at empty tables to make social distancing less awkward. Company sells fake breasts and muscles for your next Zoom virtual date. Bill would make it legal to drive drunk at your own home in Virginia. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://in...
May 14, 2020•17 min
100 year old Russian woman beats coronavirus. A million people are pretending to be ants on Facebook for therapy. American flies to Germany undercover disguised as an airport janitor to meet his girlfriend. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
May 13, 2020•17 min
IKEA in China reminds customers to not masturbate inside stores. Live American sports returns to ESPN with American Cornhole Competition league. Russia recommends staying angry at family less than ten minutes during lockdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://insta...
May 12, 2020•22 min
20,000 Georgia teenagers were just given a license while road tests are suspended. Woman charged after calling 911 to have fire put out in her crotch. LA County jail inmates trying to infect themselves with Coronavirus. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
May 11, 2020•15 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida man arrested for trying to quarantine on Disney's Discovery Island. "Satan is still in me!", says Florida man who stabs roommate to release the devil inside. Florida woman begs to be arrested after being pulled over for DUI with 3 children in her car. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtub...
May 08, 2020•17 min
San Francisco delivers weed, alcohol and tobacco to addicts Quarrantined in hotels. Pandemic shuts down Nepal's Himalayan Viagra harvest this year. Turkish officials ordered children to stop drawing rainbows because they think it's a plot to make them gay. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews an...
May 07, 2020•19 min
Pope offers aid to transgender prostitutes without customers. New social media challenge: Pee Your Pants Challenge. German zombie hunters stopped at Swedish border with Hummer full of crossbows. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://t...
May 06, 2020•26 min
Utah police stop five year old driving to California to buy a Lamborghini. Woman drinks sperm smoothies to fight the Coronavirus. Spike in fire fatalities in Ontario prompt warning to not microwave face masks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
May 05, 2020•19 min
Police hunt for person wearing a freepy 27th century plague doctor costume. Third Russian doctor mysteriously falls from a hospital window after virus complaint. Funeral home offer drive thru viewings during Covid-19 lockdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://inst...
May 04, 2020•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida authorities warn people of road raging mating alligators. Welcome mat at Florida home read, "Come back with a warrant", so police returned with a warrant and found drugs. Florida dermatologist urges people to stop removing their own moles while in quarantine. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://ww...
May 02, 2020•17 min
There are many weird af Coronavirus related conspiracy theories floating around the web these days and I have compiled the top 10 weirdest. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianjo...
Apr 30, 2020•23 min
Spanish officials apologize for spraying bleach on the beach. Belgians urged to eat more fries to help deplete the "potato mountain." Swedish city will dump a ton of chicken manure in a park to deter visitors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Apr 29, 2020•21 min
German police bust underground hair salons. Tupac Shakur is alive in Kentucky awaiting his unemployment check. FDA urges manufacturers to make hand sanitizer taste worse. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or...
Apr 28, 2020•20 min
People are masturbating more in Quarantine study says. Indian man buys 28 tons of onions and drives 869 miles disguised as an onion dealer to beat lockdown. Manhole cover thieves in China could now get the death penalty. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram....
Apr 27, 2020•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Man will dress as Grim Reaper and troll Florida's prematurely opened beaches. Florida "Church" sold bleach as a Coronavirus curing sacrament and got in trouble with FDA. Florida woman spit her chewed food onto food displays inside Walmart and was arrested. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.c...
Apr 24, 2020•24 min
Kenya governor under fire after putting Hennessy bottles in Coronavirus care packages. Foreign tourists found isolating in a cave in India for a month. Rent a goat, llama or s donkey for your next Zoom meeting. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...
Apr 23, 2020•16 min
