Komodo Dragon Island to shut down because people are stealing dragons. Men arrested for taking turns shooting each other while wearing bullet proof vest. Electronic music could protect us all against mosquito bites. And some callls. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http:...
Apr 03, 2019•27 min
Lawsuit claims farting at your employee is not bullying. Americans are having less sex than ever. For 30 years Garfield telephones have been washing up on French beaches. And April Fools revealed! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:/...
Apr 02, 2019•23 min
Men outraged after Tinder introduces Height Verification. Polish priests burn Harry Pottrr books because of evil magic. Climate change could melt 100 years of human poop in Alaska. And the END of FLORIDA FRIDAY. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funny...
Apr 01, 2019•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Hot air balloon at Florida festival stolen from Indiana. Man electrocuted after using metal pole to rescue pigeon off a power line. Florida man faked robbery to get out of work. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://t...
Mar 29, 2019•24 min
TGI Friday's potato skins has NO potato skins. Russian perfume called "Sexual Harassment" pulled from shelves. 80 year old DJ spins for seniors in Poland. And NEW Patrons!!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...
Mar 28, 2019•17 min
China removes gay scenes and gay dialogue from film Bohemian Rhapsody to the total confusion of viewers. Voodoo dolls of bosses improves workplace morale study shows. Alabama teacher arrested after gun discharged in front of first grade class. Emails and calls! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafne...
Mar 27, 2019•31 min
Amazon selling Bag of Bunny Farts for Easter. Protestor ate a pig's head outside of UK Vegan Festival. Spring loaded penis bomb sent to doctor's office. More Florida Man Challenges!! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/f...
Mar 26, 2019•29 min
Pot laced brownies served at senior citizens luncheon. Naked Russian tries to board plane saying "I'm more aerodynamic this way!". Headless goat polo and other weird contests at the World Nomad Games. Also some Florida Man Challenges! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews -WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at htt...
Mar 25, 2019•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man attacked by crazy squirrel gone wild raised by the neighbors. Woman accused of shoplifting, masturbating in front of a teen on the way to prison. The Florida Man Challenge is here! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or htt...
Mar 22, 2019•15 min
Caffeine overdose as a man had five coffees and went beserk in a theater. Another guy spent an entire week in virtual reality. China's Goths are protesting after woman forced to remove her makeup. Emails and DMs and calls as well. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://in...
Mar 21, 2019•26 min
So many men get snipped for March Madness that Buffalo Wild Wings offers "Jewel Stools". Boners Penis Cleaner is getting mixed reactions. People are calling for an intimidating pole to be removed. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Mar 20, 2019•21 min
Study shows that cheese exposed to hip hop music tastes better. Woman tries to stuff a swan into her car. Lady sucked into her parents' grave. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedianj...
Mar 19, 2019•18 min
NASA issues a space herpes warning. A pigeon named Armando sells for $1.4 million. Court tells a dad to allow his child to transition or else it's child abuse. Many calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...
Mar 18, 2019•28 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Charges filed against a man that molested a pelican in the Florida Keys. Florida baseball coach and wife electrocuted while installing a new scoreboard. Angry dad brings loaded AK 47 gun to school after his son called him crying. Some calls and emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/...
Mar 15, 2019•22 min
German yachtsman inflates his pants to survive out in the open sea. Ohio man plans to live in beer alone for Lent. Push to stop using the term "seniors". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.co...
Mar 14, 2019•15 min
Fifth grade class holds mock slave auction selling black students. A Georgia lawmaker files bill to force older men to report when they release sperm. Staten Island woman receives bills addressed to the wooden pole outside her home. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://...
Mar 13, 2019•16 min
Plane forced to turn back after mom forgets newborn at airport. CVS will change their on-hold music after major complaint. Italian mayor is tired of tourists ordering spaghetti bolognese! NEW Patreon! Yay! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Mar 12, 2019•19 min
People are getting high off "Catnip Cocktail" in Jersey. Female dragonflies fake their own death to avoid sexual harrassment from males. Millionaire stinky fruit farmer withdraws his farm dowry offer. Also some pleasant DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagra...
Mar 11, 2019•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY- Man steals $33,000 worth of rare coins and cashes them in at a Coinstar for $30. TSA confiscated a grenade launcher at the airport. Man kicked out of Planet Fitness for having Tourettes. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ht...
Mar 08, 2019•17 min
Scientists capture bacteria that eat pollution and breathe electricity. Billionaire diamond trader dies during penis enlargement surgery. Fornication will no longer be illegal in Utah. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/f...
Mar 08, 2019•15 min
Throwing cheese at babies is the latest viral internet challenge. Woman lying down in a parking lot run over by police car and cause of death unknown? Vegans accused of killing piglets by accident after storming a farm to cuddle them. Emails and nice DMs too. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews a...
Mar 06, 2019•16 min
After social media tax imposed in Uganda, millions quit the internet. US man accused of faking his own kidnapping in order to avoid paying Superbowl bet. Grandma swept out to sea in Iceland after posing for a photo on an "Iceberg throne". Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at h...
Mar 06, 2019•17 min
To close the orgasm gap a new app called "Clit Me" will educate you about the clit. Man lost in snow for five days survived on Taco Bell hot sauce packets. Man fake resurrected by a fake pastor is now wanted back to work by his employer. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at ht...
Mar 04, 2019•17 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man became impatient and masturbated on his walk to buy porn. Cop suspended after letting suspects makeout in the back of his cruiser as he played Barry White. Man ends SWAT team standoff for just a slice of pizza. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://in...
Mar 01, 2019•18 min
Man accused of dipping his testicles in customer's salsa. Service tongs used as swords at a buffet over crab leg brawl. Unvaccinated French boy brings the measles to Costa Rico for the first time in five years. Calls and DMs! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagr...
Feb 28, 2019•21 min
Man in viral photo that bought 120 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies arrested for drug dealing. Study finds Gin and Tonic drinkers likely to be psychopaths. John Wayne Playboy interview from 1971 sparks social media outrage. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Feb 27, 2019•25 min
Bill to permit blind people to hunt with special technology advances. 22 year old who had surgery to look like David Bekham now wants surgery to look like his wife Victoria. Man covers himself in peanut butter and walks around a dog park after losing a bet. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and...
Feb 26, 2019•22 min
Man with no arms who swam for Wales stabbed his dad with a blade held between his toes. Parents outraged over 5th graders in South Carolina pick cotton and sing slave songs on educational field trip. The chicken is local but was it happy? GPS tracker now tells the life story of your meal. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on...
Feb 25, 2019•26 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida mayor arrested for firing his gun at a SWAT TEAM. Florida is close to banning the dumping of blood at beaches to lure sharks. Florida man wants to be entombed inside his boat after death. Calls and emails! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Feb 22, 2019•24 min
Wisconsin high school to stop giving awards for cheerleaders largest breasts and buttocks. Louisiana woman shot her pet llama named Earl for attacking her. Home depot "bomb threat" was actually a customer warning he was about to poop. Some calls and a complaint. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnew...
Feb 21, 2019•26 min
