National Weather Service issued a small dog warning due to high winds. FDA warns against infusing young people's blood to fight aging. New Hampshire town seeks approval for more beaver deceivers. NEW PATRON! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones ...
Feb 20, 2019•19 min
Crystal meth is North Korea's trendy Lunar New Year gift. Man is campaigning to erect an Eazy E statue erected in a small English town. Warning over UPS ecstasy pills which make users have sex with trees. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Feb 19, 2019•20 min
German woman to marry a Boeing 737. Mom is shocked by toy lion's genitalia and calls for them to be banned. Lightsaber dueling is now recognized as an official competitive sport in France. Some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or ...
Feb 18, 2019•25 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Fake doctor claimed to have a cure for everything using his beeping machine. Woman catches 10 foot alligator knocking at her front door. Florida man caught on video having sex with a dog while dressed as a dog. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instag...
Feb 15, 2019•18 min
Woman marries a zombie doll. Another dismembered foot washed on a B.C. beach. Saudi Arabia's women tracking app has critics coming for Apple and Google. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com...
Feb 14, 2019•17 min
Oregon wildlife center let's you put your ex's name on a fish and feed it to bears for Valentine's Day. Spend a night in a hotel shaped like a bum hole. Russian artists invite visitors to donate their own blood for the display. New Patrons! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at...
Feb 13, 2019•22 min
Zoo in China puts visitors in cages and let's animals roam free. Why do men send photos of their genitals according to experts. The viral Boiling Water Challenge is landing people in the hospital, so STOP! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or...
Feb 12, 2019•26 min
Towson University police warn students of a woman looking for a date for her son on campus. Fox News host says he hasn't washed his hands in a decade because "germs aren't real". Parents in Russia are scared to send their children to school because of polar bear invasion. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/...
Feb 11, 2019•22 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Florida lawmaker might ban cities from banning plastic straws. Florida politician resigns following complaints she licked her colleagues' faces. Universal Orlando has a naked troll that farts glitter for the delight of guests. Reviews and calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdaf...
Feb 08, 2019•21 min
Zoo will name a cockroach after your ex and feed it to a meerkat on Valentine's Day. London restaurant gonna serve up squirrel lasagna. Click and pray in the Pope's new iPhone app. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funny...
Feb 07, 2019•18 min
Samsung wants to turn your refrigerator into Tinder. Voters reject proposal to name streets in German town. Steven Tyler of Aerosmith opens home for abused women in Tennessee. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones...
Feb 06, 2019•18 min
Woman posed as a pharmacist for years and handed out nearly a million prescriptions. Police raid illegal strip club and owner says NO that's an exercise pole for his wife and daughter. These Indians don't want you to have babies because life sucks. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW J...
Feb 05, 2019•28 min
Hawaii lawmaker proposes ban cigarette sales to anyone under 100. There's an empty trash bag circling Earth. Texas man admits kidnapping 79 people for alien anal probing (FAKE NEWS). Some listener calls and Jonesy reaction to Fyre Festival doc. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jones...
Feb 04, 2019•34 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Man finds WWII hand grenade and brings it to Taco Bell. Man kills his family to pay a cam girl $200k. Meth fueled death party is the way to go! BONUS: Ted Bundy documentary reaction rant. And some calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...
Feb 01, 2019•31 min
Man dated a cockroach for a year. A clothing line that can be eaten to avoid starvation. Mystery man delivers urine covered bologna sandwiches to a neighborhood. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://fac...
Jan 31, 2019•20 min
Pablo Escoburgers restaurant draws backlash. Netflix begs users to stop calling Ted Bundy 'hot'. Deep midwest freeze stops beer delivery and shuts down Ice Castle. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://f...
Jan 30, 2019•22 min
Tripping teen went on a school groping spree. Gym for rattlesnakes opens in Melbourne. DJ I killed in Uganda for playing boring music. Emails too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comed...
Jan 29, 2019•18 min
Chuck Norris look-alike marathon 5k run. Senator introduces bill to ban "dwarf tossing". Supreme court to rule on drunk blood consent. Calls too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedi...
Jan 28, 2019•27 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Woman shot after performing a sex act for Pringles chips. Police officer runs over a couple laying on the road watching lunar eclipse. Family charged with selling homes they didn't own. New Patron too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/f...
Jan 25, 2019•17 min
Woman is getting married to her duvet blanket. Man says emotional support alligator is a great idea. Chinese TV draws ridicule for blurring earrings on male actors. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://...
Jan 25, 2019•18 min
Company selling $80 cold-infected tissues. German man sues over women only parking spots. Senator introduces Stop Stupidity Act to prevent Government shut downs. Also emails and DMs. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/fun...
Jan 23, 2019•21 min
Eels in London getting high off cocaine in the river. Baby formula ring busted in Australian. Porn viewership spikes during government shutdown. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook.com/comedia...
Jan 22, 2019•13 min
Police seek volunteers to get drunk and get too many responses. Massage parlor owner tells court she thought handies were legal. Teens arrested after stealing cremains thinking it was cocaine. Emails and DMs too! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnewsWATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyj...
Jan 21, 2019•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY: Drug sniffing K-9 overdoses while screening passengers on an EDM cruise. Man said he'd "kill em with kindness", which is the name of his machete. Teacher spreads feces over a park before a child's birthday party. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://ins...
Jan 18, 2019•21 min
Man stabbed 13 times by his Russian girlfriend proposes to her in court. Porn star turned pastor wants everyone to feel God. Bizarre ear condition makes woman unable to hear men's voices. Emails and songs with "Flat" in it! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagra...
Jan 18, 2019•19 min
Man injects himself with his own semen to treat back pain. World's first robot hotel has killed half its robot staff. Comedy venue excludes white comedian because of his dreadlocks. Calls and stuff! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http:...
Jan 16, 2019•25 min
California city wants to fight wildfires with goats. Blindfolded teen crashes car doing the Bidr Box Challenge. All aboard the Flat Earth Cruise everyone! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjones or http://facebook....
Jan 15, 2019•23 min
New Oregon law makes it legal to eat roadkill. Woman banned from Walmart after riding electric cart and drinking wine out of a Pringles container. Red-eyed Bigfoot sightings in NC woods. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.co...
Jan 15, 2019•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY! Man says the syringes found in his rectum aren't his. Woman attacks parents for refusing to take her to Outback Steakhouse. Stripper wrote about her vision to carry out mass shooting. Emails and new Patron! Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram...
Jan 11, 2019•19 min
Man suffers prolonged erection from an energy drink. Man brings a dead raccoon into a San Francisco McDonald's. Robotic dildo banned from top tech trade show. Calls and emails. Show your SUPPORT by donating to the Weird AF News Patreon where you'll get bonus episodes and you'll get to hang out with the host Jonesy! http://patreon.com/weirdafnews WATCH Weird AF News on Youtube - https://www.youtube.com/weirdafnews and FOLLOW Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones or http://twitter.com/funnyjon...
Jan 10, 2019•30 min
