Weird AF News

These Chinese condoms are too small for our African men!

One African health official complains!!!

Man gets a DUI for riding a horse drunk on the highway

Jonesy on SOCIAL MEDIA 😲

Las Vegas strippers accepting Bitcoins

Indiana to ban Eyeball Tatooing

Mail carrier refuses to deliver packages inside a nudist community

What do you think about this??? 😂😂😂😂😂

She likes my solution to constipated criminals

Woman poops her pants to hide drugs during her arrest

More 💩 stories from Jonesy!!! ( Sorry guys ) LOL

Drug suspect on toilet strike for 37 days "could die"

Just POOP already dude!!!! Wtf?!?

Sex toy automatically orders Domino's pizza after your orgasm

A dildo has a button to automatically order a Domino's pizza after your orgasm.

Florida woman drives outta rehab and gets a DUI 😂😂😂

Florida woman arrested just out of rehab,

Steven Seagal has a Cryptocurrency and you should NOT invest in it

Man's rectum falls out while on the toilet

Turns out he has a condition where his ass sometimes drops out. OMG

Company is giving away FREE SEX DOLLS

After a sex doll brothel closing the dolls are involved in a give-away.

Woman ordered to trim her bush

I mean his bush is OUT of CONTROL! 😂😂😂😂

Suicide machine with detachable coffin

You can easily kill yourself with this sleek new coffin technology.

Mullet Festival is REAL

The Mullet Festival celebrating business in front, party in the back hair that we all love to laugh at.

Drug dealer kidnaps nurses and forces them to give yellow feaver shots to the poor

Drug dealer gives back by forcing nurses to give yellow fever shots to the community.

Woman sues Califorina for not ackowledging Bigfoot

She's suing the State Wildlife Org for not admitting this fantastic beast is real.

Strippers at my FUNERAL?

Chinese Government is cracking down on funeral strippers.

World's Fastest Ketchup Eater

Follow me: http://instagram.com/funnyjones • Man just broke the record for fastest consuming a ketchup bottle! Gross!!!! • UPDATE: Drug swallowing inmate still hasn't pooped. 32 days later!!! 😯

Kids Raffle Off an AR-15 Gun

Third graders selling raffle tickets for an AR-15 assault rifle • Someone calles police to report a large SNOW PENIS and it was taken down

Paying To Go To Prison?

Workaholic South Koreans go to PRISON "to relax"??? • Paying to go to PRISON is a "spiritual experience"! • HellNaw🤦🏽‍♀️

So Many PENIS PARKS But Why?!

WEIRD AF Valentine's Day Facts From a Single Guy • Why are there so many PENIS PARKS in South Korea??? • Would you get HIGH on WEED to help the police learn how high people behave?

Lying Time Traveler From 2030

Pastor found with a naked tied-up man in his car - says, "Nothing to see here!" • "Time Traveler" from 2030 "passes" a lie-detector test on video and I say "BS!"

Beatdown Over Stale Cereal

Crazy fella beats up his roommate over stale Cap'n Crunch cereal • Would you live two weeks inside a simulated space station for pay? I would!

Missing Woman was on Bachelor

Man steals a tow truck for revenge of his OWN vehicle being towed • Reported missing California woman was actually competing on The Bachelor show • Black cats aren't being adopted because they don't look good in SELFIES

France Riots Over Nutella

The nasty dead rotten 500 yr old hand of a Saint is touring Canda • Genius Girlscout sells all her cookies outside a Cali weed dispensary • France is rioting over... Nutella?

Grenade Launcher at a Goodwill

A loaded GRENADE LAUNCHER found at a Goodwill • PETA wants the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles to go VEGAN

Weird AF English Phrases

Weird Phrases from History introduction and HAPPY FRIDAY! • Weird AF phrases from the English Language Part 1 • Weird AF phrases from the English Language Part 2