Flight carrying 85 plumbers had to be grounded cuz of a broken toilet • Satanic Temple beats the State of Missouri over abortion rights issue • Stripper knocks out customer's tooth for calling her a bad mom and he's suing
Elon Musk now sells FLAMETHROWERS to protect you against ZOMBIES • Rent a 30 foot robot for your birthday party in Japan! • Tourists are paying to stay in an Indian prison "for fun"??
Monday's are obviously Weird AF • Man screams "I'll go to jail over some BBQ sauce!"... and then he DOES. • New study: Florida is the WORST STATE in the Nation in every way • Man killed after the hospital's MRI machine sucks him inside
Hunter mistakes his friend for a turkey and shoots him • Demonic activity is rising and requests for excorcisms are at an all time high
Hunter shot dead by his OWN dog with his OWN shotgun in a FREAK accident • Tinky Winky the Teletubby freezes to death on the streets of Liverpool • Portion of California wants to break off and become their OWN STATE "New Cali"
Song about "B*tches using cocaine" is played at an elementary school dance • Lady calls 999 to ask if it's okay to leave eggs in her fridge (999=911) • 9 year old accidentally shares marijuana gummy bears with her entire class
You’re Listening To Weird AF News • Camels being injected with botox to win the " Saudi Camel Beauty Contest" • Villagers celebrate over a fallen "meteor" - turns out it was just frozen poop • What's the WEIRDEST PLACE you've been? TELL ME! TELL US! CALL IN!
Monday Morning Weird AF News Song that Jonesy Totally Made Up • Police grease the lamp posts in Philly so fans won't climb them after NFL game • Donut eating champ charged with breaking into a Dunkin Donuts • Whats the WEIRDEST PLACE you've ever been? (CALL IN NOW!!!)
Drunk driver mistakes a BANK drive-thru for a TACO BELL drive-thru • More "Tide Pod Challenge" fallout including this WEIRD anime PSA
Woman marries a dead pirate from the 1700s and they're writing a book together • Man turned away from flights = wearing 10 layers of clothes to avoid luggage fee
Man says Wheel of Fortune host told him to kill his own mother • Online vendor drives 860km to beat up a complaining customer • Scientists are inventing a device to convert dog barks into English
Man ruptures his throat because he stifled a big SNEEZE • Job posting for a "Chicken Nugget Connoisseur" (with link) • Man told his wife died in the hospital - he spots her an hour later sleeping
Thermometer in world's coldest town breaks apart as it hits -62C • Alleged burglar falls asleep on a couch at the crime scene • Ghost of the last man hanged at Cornwall prison captured on video
70 yr old lady says eating sand is good for you! It cured her brain tumor! • Kids are eating laundry soap capsules in another dangerous "video challenge" • Hawaii's mistaken "incoming missle" warning leads to employee's re-assignment
Rev. Jim Baker threatens HELLFIRE if you don't buy his PANCAKE MIX! • Jonesy PRANK CALLS the Jim Baker Pancake Mix Company hotline • Lobsters must be made "comfortable" before cooking as per new Swiss laws
Someone pranks NZ police by playing F*** The Police on their radio frequency • Scientists develop electronic pill to monitor your own fart activity • Chinese dating apps closed after the women on there revealed to be ROBOTS
Man calls 911 and reports HIMSELF drunk driving • Woman attacked by a cat and then run over by her OWN car • Jack and Box teams with Snoop Dogg for WEED inspired COMBO MEAL ($4.20 :)
Get your PENIS WHITENED in Thailand because it's so cool! • Man kills his neighbor for snowblowing his driveway
Frozen iguanas are falling from trees in frigid South Florida • Woman gets a tattoo that plays the voice mail of her dead grandma • Woman seasons roast duck with marijuana by mistake and her whole family gets ill
Model dies while singing karaoke • Sinatra's "My Way" = Karaoke killings in the Philippines • A second man has spontaneously burst into flames in the UK the past week
Man named Bruce Wayne sets record for consecutive days eating Chipotle • Drinkers build an island in order to avoid an alcohol ban in their city • Pepsi machine that was found in a potato field now reunited with original owner
Drunk women pleasures herself on police officer's arm DURING the arrest • More Weird AF objects removed from American's orifices (Ears) • More 2017 Weird AF emergency orifice removal (Ears)
Weird things that doctor's removed from people's rectums in the US in 2017 • Police using Instagram Live to let drivers know they're being fined
Topless Feminist Arrested for Trying to Steal Baby Jesus off Vatican Nativity • 99 Can Cases of Beer Available in Canada - NINETY-NINE!!!!!! • Elderly Couple Caught with 60 lbs of Pot says, "It's Xmas Presents for family!"
Weird AF Christmas Traditions from Around the World 🎅
86 year old woman in a walker robs a bank at gunpoint • Angry nonsmoker chops off roommates penis for smoking in the apartment
Earth's OLDEST PENIS has been discovered by scientists and it's SO OLD • Largest joint rolled in my hometown - Boston - and it's 100 feet! • Woman's henna tattoo mistake: It's permanent and says "No Ragrets".
$200K worth of marijuana mistakenly delivered to a TCBY yogurt shop • Police accidentally leak serious high level arrest plans on Twitter • Festive Holiday Reindeer Boobs! Wheeeeeee!
Someone erected a giant wooden penis in the Alps and no one will claim it • $4.6 million Xmas wreath? STUPID!!! (Top 10 most expensive decorations)
Judge excuses man from jury duty because man is "In love for the first time" • Homemade Deodorant
