Medical facility in Scotland asks patients to please stop sending unsolicited urine samples. Travelers With Swamp Crotch Keep Setting Off TSA Alarms. White actress sues San Diego County Library for not allowing her to portray Black women. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host ...
Jul 02, 2025•17 min
Monk guns down fellow cleric in temple bathroom over loud phone. Thousands in Norway told they won up to millions in lottery error. Human Remains Lost After Memorial Spaceflight Capsule Crashes Into Pacific. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Jul 01, 2025•17 min
Buskers slam new French-language requirement in Quebec City tourist hub. Americans detained trying to send rice, Bibles, dollar bills to North Korea. Cocaine use and production hits record all time high. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funn...
Jun 30, 2025•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - 74-year-old Floridaman fights firefighters with shotgun and steals their fire truck. Handcuffed Florida woman opened fire on deputy during ride to jail. Florida man who drove through restaurant to charge his EV. Florida woman allegedly hid several syringes and a bag of drugs 'inside her person'. //SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/...
Jun 27, 2025•21 min
Beekeeper Unleashed a Swarm of Bees on Police During Traffic Stop. North Korea to open beach resort to expand tourism. Swarms of tiny nose robots could clear infected sinuses, scientists say. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones...
Jun 26, 2025•18 min
Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their award winning commercial. Scotland’s alcohol consumption dangerously excessive. Italy cracks down on violence against referees. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjones
Jun 25, 2025•17 min
Chinese hotel told wake-up service involving red pandas climbing onto guest beds must cease. Syringe attacks during France music festival leave 145 jabbed and several hospitalised. Lollipop man banned from giving children high fives because it upsets drivers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews...
Jun 24, 2025•22 min
Taiwanese parents hire pole dancers to celebrate son's graduation, police intervene to disperse crowd. Disneyland Paris calls in police over alleged fake wedding with child bride. Dozens attend the Hetero Awesome Fest in Idaho. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at h...
Jun 23, 2025•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman (and Karen) arrested for off-road tailgating teen on an e-bike. Floridaman Urinates on $10k Worth of Spam and Vienna Sausages at a Sam's Club. Florida attorney general pitches ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ to hold migrants. Argument over mangos ends with Florida man pulling gun. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check ou...
Jun 20, 2025•26 min
Fake dentist gave root canals after reading online instructions. Man finds out he was married without his knowledge, ex-girlfriend arrested. ‘No bra, no exam’ as Nigerian university sparks outrage over bra checks before exams. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at ht...
Jun 20, 2025•15 min
Liquid Death Is Selling Iced Tea Cans Containing Ozzy Osbourne’s DNA. Download festivalgoers warned against making accidental 999 calls from moshpit. Hammerhead shark falls from sky onto disc golf course in South Carolina. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http...
Jun 18, 2025•19 min
Family challenges 84-year-old woman’s will after $1M left to her male escort companion. People urged to report crop circles to police. Visitors and influencers throng Air India crash site, take selfies near aircraft wreckage. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at htt...
Jun 17, 2025•17 min
Amusement park in Ohio warns parkgoers to keep mouths closed on the rides because of cicadas. Struggling bargain chain Poundland sold for a pound. Ghana Drunkard Associate warns government to bring down liquor prices or else. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at htt...
Jun 16, 2025•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman posed as a flight attendant to score more than 100 free flights. Floridaman tried to pay for intercourse at a strip club then called 911 to complain about not receiving services. Ron DeSantis Says Floridians Have Right to Hit Protesters With Cars. Naked Floridaman with a junk pump arrested near Ocala gas station. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: ht...
Jun 13, 2025•22 min
Brazilian comedian sentenced to jail for jokes about race, weight and gender. German politician removes clothes and asks citizens to join him on swingers trip in France. New laws punish bad drivers with tech that forces cars to go the speed limit. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOL...
Jun 12, 2025•23 min
Mule-riding Kentucky man accused of unleashing a raccoon inside bar after being turned away. Leaders of Orgasmic Meditation women's wellness company convicted of forced labor. Students in Nigeria are selling eggs and sperm to pay college tuition. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLL...
Jun 11, 2025•25 min
German cathedral is sorry for having a naked chicken dance production by the altar. Woman in China sends 1,000 kg of onions to her ex-boyfriend's doorstep to make him cry. Reported Bigfoot sighting prompts cannabis dispensary to offer a free preroll for photographic proof. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https...
Jun 10, 2025•20 min
TSA urges people to stop trying to use a Costco card as their official REAL ID. Japanese city pays people to stand on escalators for six hours a day. Group protests over goldfish races in San Diego. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funnyjo...
Jun 09, 2025•21 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Police: Floridaman locked employees inside a restaurant and demanded $6 million over Netflix documentary. Florida woman sprays bear mace at neighbor's children playing with bubbles. Florida woman accused of attacking child on plane who called her 'Miss Piggy'. Florida man caught pleasuring himself at a bus stop tells police he's Captain Kirk from Star Trek. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacof...
Jun 06, 2025•21 min
A 200-year-old condom decorated with erotic art goes on display in famous Dutch museum. Fried chicken-flavored toothpaste sells out shortly after it's introduced. Bird Feeders Banned in New Jersey Town As Legislators Push for State Ban. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jo...
Jun 05, 2025•19 min
Mom ‘attacks principal and superintendent’ after being called to school to discuss daughter’s fighting. AI Startup Company Revealed to Be 700 Indian Employees Pretending to Be Chatbots. Thai Chicken Secures Place as NASA Astronaut Food. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host ...
Jun 04, 2025•20 min
British Airways flight attendant found naked and dancing in business class bathroom after taking drugs. New mother wins 100-kilometre ultra marathon run despite breast feeding her six-month-old daughter three times on the way. Man accused of breaking into home and licking woman’s toes while she slept. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check...
Jun 03, 2025•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman claims he’s Jesus, kisses a minor in gym locker room. Floridaman Sentenced to 30 Days for Shooting and Poisoning Dolphins. DeSantis signs bill to allow transactions using gold and silver in Florida. Meth-crazed Florida man is bitten by alligator, charges at cops with garden shears before he’s shot dead in wild series of events. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones ...
May 30, 2025•20 min
Hikers Called 911 Over ‘Dead’ Friend, Turns Out They Were Just High on Mushrooms. Japan finally has a sumo champion after years of Mongolian dominance. Belgians accused of ‘stealing wind’ from the Dutch. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/funn...
May 29, 2025•21 min
Japan cracks down on weird baby names like Pudding and Pikachu. Cinema ceiling falls on woman during Final Destination: Bloodlines screening in Argentina. 24 year old adult impersonated 17-year-old high school student. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://ins...
May 28, 2025•20 min
Young American men are joining Russian churches promising 'absurd levels of manliness'. Amazon tribe sues New York Times over story it says led to p@rn addict claims. Drunk and Lost: Man Spends Hours with Rescue Team Searching for Himself. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW ho...
May 27, 2025•19 min
China’s unemployed Gen Z are proudly calling themselves ‘rat people’ and spending all day in bed. Norwegian man wakes to find cargo ship beached in his garden. Scientists made guinea pigs listen to Adele for seven days and the results are both surprising and worrying. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones - Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://...
May 26, 2025•24 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida mail carrier arrested for drunk driving while on her delivery route. Florida man shoots neighbor's cow 5 times after it wandered onto his property. Florida woman arrested after punching officer’s testicles at a steakhouse. Floridaman arrested for drunkenly driving 118mph with children in car. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmak...
May 23, 2025•20 min
Indy 500 to host first-ever Oscar Mayer Wienermobile race. Couple lost opposite arms while holding each other as tornado ripped apart home. OnlyFans model hospitalized after sleeping with 583 men in 6 hours. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
May 22, 2025•18 min
Every dog is entitled to one bite, courts rule.South Koreans compete to see who’s best at doing absolutely nothing. A scientific study has revealed that “Sophia” or Sofia is officially the most beautiful name in the world.// SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://...
May 21, 2025•17 min
