Skibidi, Delulu and other weird words will be added to the Cambridge dictionary. Iceland Supermarket offers reward to customers that report shoplifters. Putin travels with a poop suitcase because of justified paranoia. //Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https...
Aug 18, 2025•20 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman arrested for exposing herself at a Wafflehouse and licking the manager's face. Floridaman caught driving 120 mph claims he thought the police were racing him. Florida teacher drunk drove into a fence on school property between classes. Florida's Python Hunting Queen makes history by catching 60 snakes. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News P...
Aug 15, 2025•23 min
Adult's sucking on baby pacifiers is a new trend, apparently. New bill in Ohio would create a registry of applicants that skip job interviews. United flight was canceled after woman has legendary diarrhea. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafne...
Aug 14, 2025•22 min
Scientist claims he has solved the Bermuda Triangle Mystery. U.S. influencer stranded in Antarctica after landing without permission. Diaper-wearing Texas man approaches a girl at a school asking her to change his diaper. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: h...
Aug 13, 2025•19 min
Starbucks in South Korea asks customers to stop bringing desktop computers and printers to the cafe. French man arrested after lighting a cigarette off the flame of a WWI memorial. Woman gets engaged to an AI chatbot after dating for five months. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.co...
Aug 12, 2025•20 min
Texas prepares for war with an invasion of flesh eating flies. A new deadlier hybrid version of fire ants is swiftly moving across the US. Prison Farm inmates allegedly ate guinea pigs they took from a Perth animal shelter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:...
Aug 11, 2025•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman beats up a golfer for playing too slowly. Florida woman arrested for posing as a nurse and treating over 4000 patients without a license. Floridaman arrested for stealing Smokey the Bear signs to sell online. Woman arrested for possession of meth at Disney World, Florida. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafn...
Aug 08, 2025•22 min
Scientists discover that snails on crystal meth have sharp memories. Man threatened to kill everyone after copulating with a refrigerator in a Trader Joe's. Police seize 100 takes of Nitrous Oxide at the Grateful Dead Show. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH:...
Aug 07, 2025•19 min
Japanese school teacher fired for working a second job at a convenience store. Breast milk ice cream debuts and is available nationwide. Man convicted of doing at home genital ultra sounds without a medical license. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https:/...
Aug 06, 2025•19 min
Woman found dead on a bus in Brazil with 26 iPhones glued to her body. New Jersey bakery owners were stabbed by angry customer over a sandwich they made him 4 years prior. Russian man, 88 years old, dies while trying to fly his home made DIY helicopter. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeaco...
Aug 05, 2025•17 min
Denmark zoo asks the public to donate their unhealthy or dying pets to feed the predators. Bat flies into a woman's mouth in Arizona and it costs her $20k. Celsius energy drink cans were mistakenly filled with vodka. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https:...
Aug 04, 2025•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Robotic bunnies will be deployed in Florida to fight the invasive pythons. Attended a drag show? The Florida government wants your name and info. Kids in Florida watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for credit card fraud. Florida woman caught trying to smuggle turtles in her bra through TSA. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http...
Aug 01, 2025•22 min
Radioactive wasps have been discovered near nuclear facility. WNBA game is stopped when a sex toy is thrown onto the court during gameplay. Missionaries turn to secret audio devices to convert jungle tribes in the Amazon. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: h...
Jul 31, 2025•22 min
US Senate votes on whether or not to kill some sharks for eating too much fish. Couple tricked over 20 women into carrying babies through surrogacy. Indian tourists in Thailand call the police because the girl they hired has small breasts. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funny...
Jul 30, 2025•22 min
Toddler bites a cobra to death in India. Google ordered to pay Argentine man thousands for putting his naked photo on Google Street View maps. Doctors in Scotland warn of the risks of penis filler and botox injections. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: http...
Jul 29, 2025•18 min
Serial butt sniffer arrested yet again for, you guessed it - sniffing a butt. Petition launched to rename Birmingham airport after Ozzy Osbourne. Health department investigates after a Kentucky man woke up during his organ harvesting procedure. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/...
Jul 28, 2025•23 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman pepper sprayed tourists and stole their luxury watches. Floridaman tries to drive over children following ding dong ditch antics. Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein client list. Florida is one of the top ten worst states for road rage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jon...
Jul 25, 2025•17 min
Woman sues the Blue Angels claiming the military jets killed her cat with their loud flying noise. Indian police arrest a man that ran a fake embassy for fake countries. Uber will soon allow women riders and drivers to avoid men on their trip. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/f...
Jul 24, 2025•16 min
Nazi hikers were questions by the police in the Swiss Alps. Doctors played musical bingo during a surgery in which the patient perished. A New York law firm fired an intern for biting coworkers. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmak...
Jul 23, 2025•17 min
Hundreds of couples will attend Swingathon, the largest sex festival in the UK. Man pulled into a MRI machine after entering with a large chain on his neck. A man refused to climb down a homeowner's roof because he thought there were drugs in the chimney. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymea...
Jul 22, 2025•17 min
Pornography featuring choking and strangulation will be banned in the UK. Firefighter ends a baseball game with his water hose after a ball hit his personal vehicle. Man arrested for chugging Tabasco sauce and challenging all-comers in the parking lot of a sporting goods store. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a ...
Jul 21, 2025•18 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken. Florida receptionist overpaid $400k by her employer by mistake and she spent it. Floridaman arrested with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida flesh eating bugs have killed four this summer. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR ...
Jul 18, 2025•21 min
Dating app for Disney fans is launching. Spanish soccer star hired dwarfs and questionable ladies for his 18th birthday. UNO Classic card game casino club is popping up in Las Vegas and other cities across the US. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast in the world. Weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Floridaman. SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://w...
Jul 17, 2025•18 min
Nick Cannon, tv host and serial impregnator, is starting a podcast offering relationship and dating advice. 114 year old marathon runner struck and killed by a car in India. Thai woman arrested for blackmailing Buddhist monks with sex videos and photos. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com a...
Jul 16, 2025•16 min
Mother calls in a fake bomb threat to the airport to stop her married son from taking a trip with his girlfriend. American couple wins the World Wife-Carrying Championship. Naked American man found in a Bangkok sewer refused help and bit rescuers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOL...
Jul 15, 2025•17 min
Chimps are sticking grass and sticks in their butts to be fashionable. Hundreds of packages mistakenly shipped to woman's home by Amazon, leading to her year of hell. Elmo's (Sesame Street) X account (Twitter) was hacked and then posted very offensive posts. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews....
Jul 14, 2025•19 min
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman pleases himself at a Starbucks. Floridaman high on meth steals a tourist train on his birthday. Florida woman's face is paralyzed after receiving botox from unlicensed doctor in a shed. Floridaman steals 58 right shows but why? // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com...
Jul 11, 2025•21 min
Heathrow airport will play ambiance sound featuring the sounds of an airport throughout the airport. Dead body was found in a Goodwill donation bin. A man put up billboards offering to buy the crackhouses in Cleveland. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://ins...
Jul 10, 2025•19 min
National Park in China is hiring"Wildmen" to howl and eat raw food for the tourists. An Italian bellydancer was arrested in Egypt for being too seductive. A New Barbie doll with Type 1 Diabetes hits the market. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.c...
Jul 09, 2025•22 min
Bees attack an entire town in France, hospitalizing some citizens. Furniture ordered to pay damages over cushions that needed constant fluffing. Spain's ruling party bans the members from hiring sex workers. // SUPPORT by joining the Weird AF News Patreon http://patreon.com/weirdafnews - OR buy Jonesy a coffee at http://buymeacoffee.com/funnyjones Buy MERCH: https://weirdafnews.merchmake.com/ - Check out the official website https://WeirdAFnews.com and FOLLOW host Jonesy at http://instagram.com/...
Jul 08, 2025•22 min
