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WE WON THE INTERNET featuring The Dark Web

Follow the adventures of two idiots living and podcasting from an old worn down bunker somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Enjoy sitting around a campfire and listening to funny tales and scary stories? Then this podcast if for you! So, if you don't have a stick up your ass, and you're messed up in the head like the rest of us. Come join us for a little fun.
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Episodes

A Priest a Rabi and two porn stars walk into a bar (Episode 60)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about Adam Sandler's new piece of shit Hubie Halloween and Sam talks about Tell me a story cause he can only afford CBS all access right now. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dirty Priest Bridezilla To catch a cheater Cheap date I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man wants to know if he should stay with his gold digging girlfriend. THE DARK WEB: Ghost stories! It's close to Halloween what else are we gonna do? SPONSOR: Nobody....

Oct 18, 202052 min

Working nine to five (Episode 59)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the vice president debates. The fly that landed on Pence's head... who is he voting for? Logan talks about the new documentary on Netflix, American Murder: The Family Next Door while Sam goes of the show Evil on CBS. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Naked 9 to 5 Gnome boobs It's not a kilt! Jewelry finder I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman doesn't know if she should get into people's business. We think NO. THE DARK WEB: Scary Stories! this month we are brin...

Oct 09, 202053 min

Welcome to the poop show (Episode 58)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about the presidential debates. Who do you think won? definitely wasn't the American people. Sam talks about the show Peaky Blinders and Logan checked out Netflix's new movie Enola Holmes. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Birds of a feather Uber for aliens Chipmunk robbery Sports!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Kid shows of his penis taco. Will he pay the price? THE DARK WEB: Ghost stories! this week we get October started with ghost stories! Sit back ...

Oct 02, 20201 hr

We'll always have Paris

This week on We won the internet Logan announces he's gotten married. Sam talks about the show Project blue book on the peacock and Logan reveals his love for Paris Hilton... well more his love, hate feeling for her after watching her new documentary on YouTube. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Broken finger Gun shy The mad masturbator Used condoms for sale I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman doesn't like her Birthday gift. THE DARK WEB: Murder case of Gregory Villemin. It's a who done it that will shock...

Sep 25, 202054 min

It's Burger Time (Episode 56)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam talks about his excitement for the new football season and the new old people show Perry Mason on HBO? Logan is shocked to find out that McDonald has a collaboration with Travis Scott. Will it come with a toy? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Love her like a daughter Here's a tip Mask sex The Covid Gays I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man has a choice between girlfriend and sister THE DARK WEB: The Georgia Guide stones Who crafted them? Are they expecting a fall in civi...

Sep 11, 202047 min

Losing our heroes (Episode 55)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about Ron Jeremy and his new legal troubles. Sam tells us about the Netflix special Felipe Esparza's Bad decisions and the movie John Henry. Are they worth the watch? We also get into Joe Rogan's interview with Miley Cyrus. Is she crazy or just misunderstood? Find out what we think. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Zoom Sex Naked drive thru Finger Lickin' good! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Should she stay with a nose picker? THE DARK WEB: Hollow Earth Is the ...

Sep 04, 202052 min

Lose thirty pounds! Ask me how. (Episode 54

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about the limited series on Netflix High Score and Sam tells us about the documentary From fat Lolli to six pack Lolli. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Alex Jones Can't stop, won't stop Fart Fights I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman finds crazy text on husbands phone. THE DARK WEB: QAnon, is Trump trying to save the world from Pedos? At the rate the world is going I don't know anymore! SPONSOR: FansOnly....

Aug 28, 202057 min

What are your coordinates? (Episode 53)

This week Logan talks about the new Netflix series Unwell, while Sam gives us the run down on the Will Smith movie Gemini man. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Don't burn your bridges Bible thumper I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman wants her man to not jack off. THE DARK WEB: Randonautica. Can these random coordinates give you closure? (31:15) SPONSOR: Social Media....

Aug 21, 202054 min

Are we in the Matrix? (Episode 52)

This week on We won the internet we talk about the book breath by James Nestor. can you change your life with how you breath? We go over Six underground with Ryan Reynolds on Netflix, and Kevin James's YouTube channel. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Mad cow Accidental porn I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! His girl thinks he's too fat? THE DARK WEB: We have stories about people experiencing glitch's in the Matrix. (32:38) SPONSOR: Napper Mattresses...

Aug 15, 202052 min

Spray the gay away (Episode 51)

This week Logan talks about the documentary Tread and the show Norseman. Sam tells us about the movie Extraction and his love for IP man movies. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Smell the gay Can I help you I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Guy feels bad he got a blowjob. Can his girl forgive him? THE DARK WEB: Debunking 5G conspiracies. Did the Corvid come from G5 towers? Do the towers control your mind? Listen and find out . SPONSOR: Dave's cult of the one true God...

Aug 08, 20201 hr 3 min

Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass (Episode 50)

It's episode 50! (Can't feel the extreme heat on my ass) Sam talks about the HBO show Ballers with The Rock. Logan also watches the original Robocop and the remake to see which one he likes better. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Sleeping ugly The Gymnast I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Can he love her for loving her brother? THE DARK WEB: Sam tells us about the story of inventor Maurice Ward. He created a substance called Starlite that can withstand extremely high temperatures. SPONSOR: The Cletus stick...

Aug 01, 202050 min

Am I being detained? (Episode 49)

This week on We won the internet Sam after 25 years watches the movie the Shawshank redemption. Does it live up the hype? Logan goes on a YouTube binge and watches Auditor clips. People who film the police to make sure they are upholding the constitution. We also get into the new streaming service Peacock. Is it a Netflix killer? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dildo thief Bird bite I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man finds girlfriends nudes on her phone with a video he's not in? THE DARK WEB: Gustave the...

Jul 25, 202049 min

Teddy, you're an idiot! (Episode 48)

It's episode 48! (Teddy, you're an idiot.) This week we go on another TV watching binge, because what else is there to do during Covid? Sam talks about the Netflix movie "The old guard" with Charlize Theron, yup she's still hot. Logan goes into the documentary, Moncho Moncho Amor: the legend of Walter Mercado. Is he more than just a gay super wizard? We also get into old movie Demolition man with Sylvester Stallone and Wesley Snipes. Is it them at their best? Hell yeah it is! SH!T ON THE INTERNE...

Jul 17, 202050 min

Don't be a loser, Pops! (Episode 47)

This week on We Won The Internet Logan mentions he gets a new part time job at his local hardware store and gives a shitty review of George Lopez's new stand up on Netflix. Sam talks about the show Glitch and the old show X-files. Is it worth a re-watch? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Doctor feels good Sore loser I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man is tired of his deadbeat girl friend. Should he keep trying to get her ass in gear of find a new ass? THE DARK WEB: Rennes- le Chateau Conspiracies. A poor pr...

Jul 11, 202049 min

Does a bear poop in the woods? (Episode 46)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET We talk about the fourth of July and our past experience blowing things up and then we get into the show Alone. Living in the woods with lions, tigers, and bears! oh my! SH!T ON THE INTERNET Cussing Ghost To trap a thief I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girl buys a Pygmy giraffe. Is it real? THE DARK WEB: Latin America urban legends (33:05) SPONSOR: Ivan's school of bear wrestling...

Jul 04, 202051 min

Bull Sharting #4 the last bull shart (Episode 45)

This week on We won the internet we are just bullshitting. Again! Who would have guessed! Not me! Anyway we talk about old movies like Airplane, Revenge of the nerds, and Top Secret. Do they hold up? Are they as good as we remember? We'll find out. We also get into the Nascar controversy and video games. Next week we will go back to our regular format.

Jun 26, 202043 min

They hate us cause they anus (Episode 44)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about Dave Chappelle's new stand up on You tube and the show F is for family season 4. Sam goes over his new love of Gentrified and Mr. Iglesia's second season. We are also changing our format and doing more of the Dark Web. Let us know if you like what you hear SH!T ON THE INTERNET Lost my keys Car pool 32 bags... pass it around I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girl wants boyfriend to approve of her Onlyfans account. THE DARK WEB: The bad Catholic Ch...

Jun 20, 202055 min

F#ck you, Mark Wahlberg! (Episode 43)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his mixed reactions to the new Netflix show Space Force and his love for Adam Sandler movies. While Sam goes on a wild tangent about his uncontrollable hate for Mark Wahlberg . SH!T ON THE INTERNET Car go boom! Big Daddy Bad Daddy DECODING THE INTERNET This week Sam talks about Tech Myths. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman says her boyfriend thinks she stinks THE DARK WEB: Unknown Real Vampires SPONSOR: Barry's Vasectomy and laser tag palac...

Jun 13, 202052 min

A Karen in the wild (Episode 42)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his Karen sighting while Sam tells us about the HBO show Berry. SH!T ON THE INTERNET I might suck but you swallow Karen go home! Pickle attack DECODING THE INTERNET Sam describes ridiculous laws that are still around I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Lady wants fiancée to do the nasty for the pasty THE DARK WEB: You've heard of the Bermuda Triangle? How about the Alaskan one? listen to the creepy stories and be amazed! SPONSOR: Larry's Malt Liquo...

Jun 07, 202048 min

Bull Sharting #3 (Episode 41)

The week on We Won The Internet We do what we're calling a Bull Sharting episode. The last week of the every month we go off our regular format and just talk about anything that comes to our minds. This week Sam reviews Streets of rage 4. Logan is excited for the June PS plus selections. A much improved choice than last month. He hopes he can punch an Ewok. We get into the old UFC matches when everyone claimed their fighting style was the best and everyone fought to prove it. So, stay tuned kidd...

May 29, 202049 min

You're dead to me! (Episode 40)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his new big screen TV. What is Logan watching you ask? Dead to me and The wrong Missy that what! SH!T ON THE INTERNET Burger for sex? The Masked bandit Sex soccer dolls DECODING THE INTERNET Have some weird thing stuck inside you? You're not alone . Sam tells us stories of odd items removed from people's bodies. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Woman get jealous of teddy bears. THE DARK WEB: Crypto desert creatures...

May 23, 202049 min

Sexy little devil (Episode 39)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET We talk about the new cartoon Solar Opposites and Steve the demon returns and tells us some bad news. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Fire Crotch You are what you eat Sick ride bro! DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about Histories info hacks. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Lady doesn't want her man to get a happy ending THE DARK WEB: True chilling Stories. SPONSOR: 1-900-Dirty Demon...

May 16, 202049 min

Giant Horny Murder Bees (Episode 38)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about The Rise of Skywalker that's out on Disney plus and also the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt that will be coming out soon. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Boobies! Chicken attack Speed racer DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us all about the Asian giant hornets and how God is releasing another end time surprise! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man doesn't know if he should leave his vampire girlfriend. THE DARK WEB: Ghost Stories! Sit back and try to relax as we hear...

May 09, 202053 min

Another BS episode! (Episode 37)

This week on We won the internet we are doing another BS episode where Logan and Sam talk about video games, hot yoga chicks and a bunch of other silly topics.

May 01, 202047 min

Silent but not deadly (Episode 36)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan buys some corona virus cures to save him from the pandemic. Are they for real? Probably not. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Farting pants digital skipping Elsa does Dallas DECODING THE INTERNET Sam goes over amazing casino heists. Counting cards and lasers anything to beat the house. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man loves a kept woman. Can he stand being number two? THE DARK WEB: Alien Encounters! Not the border crossing kind but the space ship kind. SPONSOR: Cor...

Apr 24, 202049 min

Dirty Jobs and they're done dirt cheap (Episode 35)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about their new found wealth or lack of it since the Covid-19 stimulus has arrived. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Bare naked ladies! Sleep soundly my dear prince Sex toys getting longer and harder DECODING THE INTERNET Check out these weird jobs that you can apply for now! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Dad don't want kid to masturbate. Not much he can do about it. THE DARK WEB: Mysterious disappearances SPONSOR: Soiled cruise lines...

Apr 18, 202047 min

Bald zombies are the best (episode 34)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam talks about all the shows he's able to watch since he's stuck in the bunker. He's on a zombie kick with Train to Busan and Kingdom. Logan's excited about the new season of Future man. Mr. Jiggletits is still watching the 700 club he's getting really religious. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Nasty food Sleep stealing Comedy crimes DECODING THE INTERNET Wacky Baldness cures from history! for some reason there are a lot of people peeing on each other. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S...

Apr 11, 202048 min

No Touching! (Episode 33)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about stupid people out spreading the virus for stupid reasons. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dog gone it! There can be only one I play a cop on TV DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about questionable events I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Man's wife is a nasty manipulator. Should he stay or go? THE DARK WEB: Creepy things seen at night by drivers SPONSOR: Blue balls energy drink...

Apr 04, 202052 min

We are just Bullsh!ting man! (Episode 32)

This week on We won the internet we decide to stray from our format. We couldn't really find many stories that didn't include the virus so we decided to just bullshit. We get into the documentary Tiger King that's now on Netflix. It's a crazy ride!! We also talk about another documentary series called Dark side of the ring with give you a behind the scene look at the World Wrestling Federation in the 80's.

Mar 27, 202032 min

Need more TP for my bunghole! (Episode 31)

This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam has been quarantined from the cult. Logan talks about his new group of 10 year old Fortnite friends that keep joining his squads. SH!T ON THE INTERNET potty police It's the claw! All the single ladies DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about people found after assumed dead. We hope Logan isn't on the list! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Boyfriend likes to watch Ex's porn THE DARK WEB Chilling unsolved police cases. Maybe you can solve the mystery SPONSOR: B...

Mar 20, 202046 min
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