This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the effects of the Coronavirus. Logan tells the story of his father tricking him into believing he went to Disneyland. Join us at the bunker for the apocalypse! SH!T ON THE INTERNET Sick porn bro! 911 I got PCP Those are fighting words! DECODING THE INTERNET Feeling lucky? Sam tells us about people with the craziest luck. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Girl asks if she needs a bag over her head. THE DARK WEB Scary close deadly encounters. Watch ou...
Mar 14, 2020•44 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan and Sam talk about the new virus that is spreading all over the world. Logan tries to lighten the mood and suggests a new movie on Netflix called Freaks. If the end is coming might as well be entertained. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Dine and dash The barefoot brawler Raise the roof! DECODING THE INTERNET We get into strange facts about Marvel comics. Hidden sex messages and wolf dinosaurs! it's about to get real! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Guy had everything...
Mar 06, 2020•50 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan reads reviews of a local Mexican restaurant where the food is amazing but the owner is crazy. Sam talks about his two older coworkers that fight like children. SH!T ON THE INTERNET 911 phone plan Bitch better have my money! Can I have my joy ride back? DECODING THE INTERNET Sam talks about dangerous foods that people risk their lives to eat! No, Taco bell wasn't one of them. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Boyfriend's mom is a little to handsy . We talk ab...
Feb 28, 2020•53 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his Valentine's day adventure. Sam still won't admit that he is in a cult. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Smells like drunk spirit Taco bell and a nap Hold your horse's cell phone! DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about dangerous toys that should have never been sold to the public. I think we had half of them growing up!! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Dude's chick likes her attention THE DARK WEB Government Sanctioned Experiments done on the general ...
Feb 22, 2020•52 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan talks about his Valentine's revenge plans and soap opera filmed in an Ikea store. We also want to thank everyone that listens to the show. We reached a thousand downloads and we couldn't have done it with out you. We look forward to a few more thousand as the years go on. Again, thank you all. SH!T ON THE INTERNET I'm a cop, officer Shrinking Penis DJ Gear Jammer DECODING THE INTERNET Sam tells us about TV shows and movies that have predicted the future. I ...
Feb 15, 2020•48 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan finds a new roommate to help pay for the giant water bill. He's a devil of a character. Will they all get along? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Smoke them if you got them Pedo Mustache I see boobies! DECODING THE INTERNET Sam talks about popular websites that started out with different origins. Did Pornhub really start out as a Christian dating site? We'll find out! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Guy asks for advice on how to tell if a woman is interested. It's eas...
Feb 08, 2020•50 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Sam poorly explains why the water bill at the bunker is so high. It's definitely not because he's bathing. We also try to get a strait answer and find out if Sam is in a cult or just supporting his "family"? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Sexy Banana This wood is giving me wood Danger cock DECODING THE INTERNET Sam gives us a list of weird items people by online. Toilet lights, pimple popping simulators and much more! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Guy can't look at his ...
Jan 31, 2020•53 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about the hidden gem of a movie Velocipastor. The story of a young priest cursed to change into a dinosaur. With his new powers he becomes involved in fighting a drug dealing ninja gang. This thing should win an Oscar. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Assholes have teeth too naughty condoms The windows on the bus go, shut the fuck up! DECODING THE INTERNET This week we talk about weird thing that are sold on the internet. what would you pay for a soul? I CAN'T BELIEV...
Jan 25, 2020•53 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan's long awaited sex doll finally arrives. Will it be everything he thought it would be? Will the artificial intelligence be worth the money? We will find out in this extra sexy episode. SH!T ON THE INTERNET Paltrow's Pussy Wife's wiener There can be only one He can lay some pipe DECODING THE INTERNET Sam introduces us to some of the male sex toys that are available. we also discuss the dangers of sex toy hacking. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT GOOGLE! Virgin ask f...
Jan 18, 2020•46 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan has a conspiracy theory as to why the post office is taking forever to deliver his sex doll. Sam gets into this awkward story when a friend bought him a flesh light. SH!T ON THE INTERNET You toe sucker! Silly psychic tricks are for kids You can't lock up our love Squirrel attack DECODING THE INTERNET This week we get into fad diets. Since Logan's cleans didn't work very well Sam goes into other crazy diets that might work. Most likely they won't. I CAN'T BE...
Jan 12, 2020•42 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET Logan opens up about his survival story when he lived without the internet for three days. Sam mentions a friend that only baths in a hot tub and wonders why he has rashes. How is this guy still alive? SH!T ON THE INTERNET Bad chicken Where is the remote? Special delivery! Killer Vacuum DECODING THE INTERNET This week's main topic is New Year's resolutions. What are your New Year's resolutions? What are common ones and does anyone ever keep them? I CAN'T BELIEVE ...
Jan 04, 2020•42 min
THIS WEEK ON WE WON THE INTERNET! Logan is trying out a new cleanse diet that has gassy repercussions. Sam describes his "great fathering skills" during the Christmas season. We also get into the new Netflix documentary Don't fuck with cats. It's a wild ride. SHIT ON THE INTERNET Wake up sleepy head Let me Axe you a question, stinky It's the Ass man Call in Criminal DECODING THE INTERNET We talk about the history of Krampus and other anti-Santa's around the world. Why is it a common theme to tra...
Dec 28, 2019•39 min
This week on We won the internet Logan breaks down and buys a sex doll while Sam might have joined a cult. We also go into wanting to see the new Star wars movie. Which one of us will pay money to watch it? Shit on the internet That's why you always leave a note! Fake kidnapping Safety fart Sex for Arby's? Decoding the internet: Security camera hacks We talk about recent incidences in the news about camera's being hacked and the scary truth about how we all give up our own privacy. Can't believe...
Dec 21, 2019•43 min
This week on We won the internet Logan shows off Mr. Jiggle tit's new trick while Sam expands on his experience with the cult down the road from our bunker. Shit on the internet Mad pooper Love that KFC smell Locker room mix up If you love it... put your name on it Decoding the internet Sam and Logan talk about the trouble with old people. Why are they so mad? Why are they so Horny? What will we be doing when we get "old". Can't believe it's not Google Listener wants to know if he should proclai...
Dec 14, 2019•37 min
This week on We won the internet Sam and Logan talk about their Thanksgiving break. Logan watches In the tall grass and is still confused. Sam mentions the new neighbors he found near the bunker. Shit on the internet Booby trap Wolverine! Period police Changing Diapers Decoding the internet: Black Friday stories! https://www.indystar.com/story/news/crime/2019/11/30/circle-centre-mall-fight-black-friday-leads-5-arrests-indianapolis/4340706002/ https://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/black-friday-fights...
Dec 07, 2019•40 min
This week on We won the internet Logan talks about spying on his wife and hanging out with Lamar the bear hunter. Sam mentions a friend that has only seen one Marvel movie, Avengers End game. Now he's got to see the rest! We are starting a new segment called I can't believe it's not google. We take a listener's question and give them answers. Not good answers, but they're answers. Sh!t on the internet Drug Scam Fighting Bigfoot Taco power Sleep crime Decoding the Internet: The Hong Kong riots. S...
Nov 23, 2019•41 min
This week on we won the internet Logan talks about his new friend he found in the woods and Logan's new single life status. We bring up the new Disney plus. Is it worth the money? Sh!t on the internet Camel balls I've done my time Sandwich attack Butt reveal Bad cop Prison break helper We drank your milk This week's sponsor: Social Media...
Nov 18, 2019•33 min
This week on We won the internet Logan announces his "Divorce" and tries to convince Sam that he really didn't just fake his death. He also shares his plans for the future living in the bunker with Mr. Jiggletits the leader of the invading raccoons. Sh!t on the internet (links) It's all just a murderous dream Drunk teacher That's Racist More fake money more Problems Come on ring! Beat the system McWeedwater This weeks sponsor is Muff's Restaurant...
Nov 09, 2019•29 min
This week on We won the internet we talk about our lame Halloween adventures. Sam tells us about the new series on shudder, Creepshow while Logan mentions the show Daybreak and the new Stand up by Arsenio Hall and Eddie Murphy's latest movie Dolemite is my name. Sh!t on the internet (links) It's the secret ingredient He killed me officer No Jumping on the bed Bob the destroyer The cake is a lie Segway adventure Leaf her alone! This weeks sponsor is "The hotdog of truth"...
Nov 02, 2019•31 min
This week on We won the internet Logan talks about his crazy day of fighting crime. Sam tells a story about a guy he knows that has no filter. We also have an interview with one of our listeners Endy Adison a local hot dog vendor and conspiracy theorist. Endy has a new book he is promoting " the Hotdog of truth" Hopefully he brings hotdogs. Shit on the Internet Need to call the cops on myself Help me with my stolen car Haunted house is too scary I'll trade you a burger for some sex Tupac, say it...
Oct 27, 2019•34 min
This week on We won the internet Logan reminds everyone of the greatness of Married with children and Sam explains why eating while you're peeing is a bad etiquette . We also talk about the new Joker movie (no spoilers). Shit on the internet It's a blood bath Don't burn and steal Vampire's last stake Man in drag It worked on Porn hub Minty vagina Powdered milk does the body bad...
Oct 20, 2019•32 min
This week on We won the internet we talk about the human/raccoon treaty. The new season of Big mouth and the upcoming new season of Rick and Morty. Shit on the internet Can you help me find my penis? Stick around for a Circle K robbery The bomb is fake news It's in the ceiling! Hiking is good exercise Passing the test No chicken nuggets for me...
Oct 13, 2019•33 min
This week on We won the internet we are getting ready for October. Logan talks about his sexy scary dream and he's getting into the Series Two sentence horror stories now on Netflix. Sam tells us a tale of his quest for extra large super condoms and coffee. Shit on the Internet Porn goes electronic Always open a door for a lady.. except this time Direct TV charges lady to death God Told me to Transition tattoo 911 I command you! Naked and kind of scared zombie dream...
Oct 06, 2019•37 min
This week on We won the internet we talk about part two of Disenchanted. Sam shares his Movie going experience with the new Rambo film. Is it worth the watch? Logan tells a story about his coworker claiming to have been sexual harassed by Mario of the Super Mario Brother's franchise or was it just a fat Mexican guy in overalls and a red shirt? Shit on the internet stories Bitch better get her BLT with cheese Boobs and bikes Ten inch troubles It's a dick in a cone Even Jesus gotta Eat Backyard Lo...
Sep 29, 2019•33 min
This week on We won the Internet we talk about a creepy incident that happened to Logan and the documentary Surviving R Kelly. News Topics Watch out for the bull semen! Don't steal if you can't get away Extinguish the fiery passion Stupid is as stupid does Back seat love Don't trust the dog walker Don't eat and sleep at the same time Raccoon infestation!...
Sep 23, 2019•31 min
This week on We won the Internet we talk about New Netflix comedy specials that collide with the new cancel culture. News Topics Coffee Vs. Plane Nothing like a good smoke after fighting bedbugs Church does the Lords work The French know how to do it What the Hell!? My Magic kingdom for a cigarette Killer Vegan...
Sep 17, 2019•39 min
This week on We won the internet we talk about Vegans ruin everything Crime doesn't pay ladies My Kingdom for a chicken Sandwich Freeze! Give me some snacks! Early Morning guest are the best Party at Taco Bell!...
Sep 06, 2019•35 min
This week on We Won the Internet we talk about The Botox bandit The Billy Graham rule You haven't earned those Airpods Bees Vs. Fireworks The Hairy Office lady When Shit Happens...
Aug 30, 2019•35 min
This week on WE WON THE INTERNET we talk about Fake cop is fake Wine is worth the time No sex public toilets Find me if you can! I'm a mountain man Fake cop two: the impostor She's got crab legs Detective Pete and the Case of the Poopy Diaper...
Aug 23, 2019•41 min
This Week on We Won The Internet we talk about TV head Mysteries. Man can't wait to get to the gym. Man opens up the flood gates to hell in a night club. Woman makes out with Octopus. Man child hates his new ride. Another Walmart customer satisfied. Dog bites of more than he can chew.
Aug 17, 2019•35 min
