Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 8
With Mack hot on their heels, the party manages to leave the Flavor Zone, but now they have the final hurdle of Guy Inferno in front of them.
Dec 12, 2021•30 min•Season 7Ep. 8
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Four friends struggle to get through their weekly roleplaying campaigns together.
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Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 7
Now with no other choice, the party must confront Mack, but the group has a scheme to set the destruction of the Flavor Zone in motion while Mack is distracted.
Dec 03, 2021•22 min•Season 7Ep. 7
Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 6
At nearly the final step of the journey, the party would be required to face the formidable Snack Attack Mack in order to rescue Paul's remaining line chefs, but Paul decides on a less direct route.
Nov 12, 2021•23 min•Season 7Ep. 6
Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 5
The team stumbles across Spalding by pure chance, and has the opportunity to demand an explanation for why he gave up on the escape. Afterward, it's time to confront Lafferty and put an end to the silliness of his candy kingdom.
Oct 31, 2021•24 min•Season 7Ep. 5
Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 4
If it's not one horrible world, it's another. The group manages to get back to their own bodies, but are faces with the bizarre and eccentric whims of Lafferty Tafferty.
Oct 22, 2021•24 min•Season 7Ep. 4
Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 3
Striking out on their own, it seems Crouton has thrown a few obstacles in the way of Paul's plans, and the dreaded Pimienta Fantasma is as serious as death in spite of his name.
Oct 15, 2021•25 min•Season 7Ep. 3
Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 2
The group goes to meet King Crouton to carry out the escape plans, but as these things often do, everything goes awry. The party is stabbed in the back and betrayed on several fronts, and must rely on a mix of wit and physical ability to survive.
Oct 01, 2021•18 min•Season 7Ep. 2
Escape the Flavor Zone, Part 1
There's good food, and bad food, good chefs and bad chefs. Sometimes a very bad, bad chef makes good food and puts it to the worst possible uses. This is the story of those chefs, their incarceration, and the mission to get back on the streets to sell the deadly street tacos they were born to make!
Sep 24, 2021•25 min•Season 7Ep. 1
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 5
At last, the bones are found! But stealing them is an issue that was never dicussed. How exactly does one hold and run off with an artifact of pure, evil magic?
Sep 10, 2021•25 min•Season 6Ep. 5
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 4
Not exactly a "trap" dungeon, the Bonesmell caves are still, all the same, a place where people are trapped and tormented. Some of those victims are more dangerous than others, and some are just trying to sell you something.
Sep 03, 2021•23 min•Season 6Ep. 4
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 3
Deep within the depths of the Bonesmell ceremony chambers lurk magic mysteries centered around petty evil and doing wrong. Whether deliberate traps or merely punishments for the evil wizard's immediate family is unclear, but it's all pretty dangerous, anyway.
Aug 27, 2021•21 min•Season 6Ep. 3
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 2
One of the simplest disguises is to behave like a high class individual. Everyone knows how to play the part! Just dress nice and act important, and the people around you usually handle the rest.
Aug 23, 2021•21 min•Season 6Ep. 2
Big Bingo Bone Heist, Part 1
Elvis runs this night's game, and it's a heist. A magic heist, wherein the man planning the whole thing dies before getting a useful word out, and the fools who agreed to join him have to put the plot together by the seat of their pants!
Aug 13, 2021•31 min•Season 6Ep. 1
Vampire Charade, Part 6
The thing about evil secret conspiracies is that they always goes straight to the top! Rather aburptly, in this case.
Aug 06, 2021•31 min•Season 5Ep. 6
Vampire Charade, Part 5
Making the right friends is an important part of moving up in the vampire world. It turns out they all gravitate towards evil and scheming, which is kind of a terrible influence, but at least they help support your own evil schemes.
Jul 30, 2021•24 min•Season 5Ep. 5
Vampire Charade, Part 4
In the world of vampires, the big fish eat the little fish, and you can't throw a stone among important people without hitting someone who has a slew of absurd, supernatural drawbacks that prevents them from working regular hours.
Jul 23, 2021•21 min•Season 5Ep. 4
Vampire Charade, Part 3
The group goes to see Lawr's business contact, and he's willing to help in exchange for a small favor.
Jul 16, 2021•23 min•Season 5Ep. 3
Vampire Charade, Part 2
It's time to do what a vampire with mine powers does best and infiltritate somebody's place of business! And while invisibility is nice, the whole gimmick is quite all or nothing when people can either see you or they don't.
Jul 09, 2021•20 min•Season 5Ep. 2
Vampire Charade, Part 1
Paul and Elvis are a pair of sewer-dwelling vampires who moonlight as vtubers. Lawry is a high-powered manager at a private equity firm. Their lives tend to be situated above and below the mortals, which means all their big problems wind up weird and supernatual, if not still mundane.
Jul 02, 2021•24 min•Season 5Ep. 1
Everybody's Neville, Part 5
A fight! Paperwork? Trees. The trials can be anything, but even greater than the struggle of seeing a professor is the effort to get them to do what you wanted once you get there. Robert's life is on the line and time is running out.
Jun 25, 2021•30 min•Season 4Ep. 5
Everybody's Neville, Part 4
The Trial of Office Hours is the gateway between the students and their teachers, and ensures that only those students who don't need basic help can receive that type of help. Each segment of the trial is only sometimes deadly.
Jun 18, 2021•19 min•Season 4Ep. 4
Everybody's Neville, Part 3
Where Tumbledry's education can be madcap and unpredictable, there is a counter-balance at Dorptoads, and Professor Fickletick is patient and methodical enough to weigh down everything. Skippybottom, meanwhile, has no sense of humor.
Jun 11, 2021•23 min•Season 4Ep. 3
Everybody's Neville, Part 2
There are not many teachers at Dorptoads, and they get to make their own lesson plans, to a certain extent. As a result, classes tend to be a bit non-conventional and difficult to predict. Tumbledry in particular may pull anything out of his hat.
Jun 04, 2021•23 min•Season 4Ep. 2
Everybody's Neville, Part 1
It's the party's first year at Dorptoad's School for Gods Among Mortals! And what a wonderful, magical, exciting time it is. There's chocolate creatures, hidden dangers, evil bad students who wear the wrong team colors, and of course, a grading system.
May 27, 2021•22 min•Season 4Ep. 1
Ship Wrong, Part 6
The crew is growing antsy and looking for explanations, and above that scapegoats. The time has come to draw some lines in the sand, figure out who's trustworthy, and make a few final leaps of faith.
May 21, 2021•25 min•Season 3Ep. 6
Ship Wrong, Part 5
Captain Bell has enough shenanigans and incompetence and locks up our heroes, who then get a chance to really hash things out with Alfonso and learn why he in particular is never killed.
May 14, 2021•20 min•Season 3Ep. 5
Ship Wrong, Part 4
Though they have a man who might know more about their dangerous situation, he's not exactly an ally. The only way to find out who will be killed next is to experiment and try to force a murder on someone, or something, less important to our heroes than themselves.
May 07, 2021•18 min•Season 3Ep. 4
Ship Wrong, Part 3
After a second killing, the reality becomes clear. The murders are related to a curse. But why? And how? These are things that either nobody is saying or that nobody knows.
Apr 30, 2021•19 min•Season 3Ep. 3
Ship Wrong, Part 2
One of the crew has been slain! But by what? Or who? Teeth marks would indicate some sort of creature, but the lack of footprints or other useful evidence leans towards the supernatural.
Apr 23, 2021•20 min•Season 3Ep. 2
Ship Wrong, Part 1
Adventure on the high seas! Playing as pirates in Madagascar, our heroes do all they can to make ends meet in a dwindling, hopeless crew. Misfortune is at the helm.
Apr 16, 2021•20 min•Season 3Ep. 1
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