Three Shots of Tequila Please feat. Marvin Abbey

sound better than last week. I mean, I don't feel that much better, but I sound a little better than that last week. M how's your weekend friend? It was cool. It's uh taste of Latin. Uh, the Latin taste of Charleston this past weekend line. And I was over Latin people this weekend because somebody took my parking spot at the flea market. Okay, Karen, bitch, when I tell you, I could get out and stab, but they're fucking tires. I mean that, have you ever swung and taking somebody

parking space? Oh? It was kind of like y'all were like doing playing chicken for the perky chicken. It was clearly my parking space and they swung in from a different direction and took it and then looked at me as they got out the car, and I said, y'all think that's right, but your bitch ass. I was yelling out the window all crazy and what they say? Nothing? It just walked off and look they was like, I won, bitch, move on, and I said, you know what, I ain't

spending no money with these hispanics today. I got the funk about that parking lot. Now, you can't be mad at all. Everybody gonna get it. I went and let nobody in. I wouldn't let nobody in like trying to get into the parking spot. I went and like I mean, trying to get out the parking lot. I went and letting nobody like get in. I wasn't courteous than anybody going forward. That was some real caring behavior. AJ. What did I do this weekend? I just laid in bed

all weekend, trying to recover. I'm still trying to recover, you guys. So I didn't do shit but watch some TV which brings me the stupid internet news this. I don't know if y'all tuned in, but Amazon Prime has a new series called Swarm that came out and it has Damson Idriss and Chloe Bailey in it, and it's created by Donald Glover also known as Childish Gambino and

Janine Neighbors. And it is a psychological thriller, which is right on point with Donald Glover because he's always making something that's it's given Jordan Peel, it's given m Night Shamalin kind of vibes where it's like, y'all watch Atlanta. I'm sure y'all watch Atlanta. So it's always like this is weird, this is disturbing. But everybody was tuned in this weekend And what really made me tune in is because the Internet was going crazy saying Dampson and Choie

was on that fuck. I was like, well, let me go seasons. I can't fun. I'm gonna watch somebody else and baby Chloe had I mean, it wasn't really like that like that like I was. I thought I was gonna see some juices flying and all kind of stuff. It wouldn't. It wasn't some soft porn, some soft hard porn. Yeah that's what I was thinking of an Amazon crazy Yeah, that was going so crazy for it, But it was just some back shots. Dampson give me some back shots

as on TV. Yeah, it looked good though she's throwing it back. The arch was pretty good. Now. I was like, okay, Chloe, I see you. Yeah, pussy for a real Dampson. Dampson is a good ass actor. Like how they get him to act like a little down south a nigga like that? Like, right, Oh, he's a good Yes, he's a great actor. Man. Right, I wonder what how he really fun? He'd probably be like this pussy is brilliant. Reminds me of some crumpets.

I like, I'm sucking the shit out of you in it, and it hey like Chloe said, Damnson made her feel comfortable. She says, I was very scared because I haven't had that many partners. I'm not like that that's sexual and open. She explained, Damnson made it really comfortable. You know, there were limited people on set. It was a close set. We were laughing in between. We literally had a buncy ball in between us. I have to give the give a lot of kudos to him as a woman feel

comfortable being literally raw naked. I thought it was a fake ass, so apparently I mean not a fake one. I thought it was like a uh, like a stand in, but it was actually her ass and his body and she's so what they where was the ball? I see no room for no bouncy ball. I looked like some real basketball. Was that? That's what that looked like, some real good fucking What I want to know is, Chloe,

was your pussy again? Win? Because my pussy would have been leaking right down the bed acting to no act. You can't be bouncing up against this pussy like that. Another happened. Dan would have sexual rasping lawsuit on your ass. Hell yeah, my bad dancing this pussy juicy. It has a mind of the zone, thought she said. Okay, look, speaking of sex and not having had a lot of sex, Larsa pimping excuse me, lar pimp said it right, Larsa piping,

Larsa Larsa pimp pipping, Larsa pippen. Uh actually said that her and um, her ex husband. Um this is on the Real Housewives of Miami. I think this was the reunion right. So she says her and Stottie Pippin would have sex four times a night, leaving her without a day off. She said, I was married for twenty three years. I've always had sex four times a night, the forty eight year old said on Thursday, March sixteenth during the Rally Shows Reunion special. I had sex four times a night,

every night. I never had a day off for twenty three years. But here's the thing, this is why she's still fucking these young gass niggas because they say ten thousand times are doing anything? Makes you an expert? Right? That shit hitting you was fucking that many times a day for twenty three years. You are an expert fucking. She literally a motherfucker. Okay, yeah she is. That's a

lot of sex. Okay. Just recently, I've been having conversations with women who are in These are friends who are in you know, committed relationships, one of them actually married, and they don't be getting enough dick. So here's Scottie Pippen. He just digging his wife down four days a week, excuse me, four times a night. So that's what four times seven, twenty eight, twenty eight times a week. Hey, this bitches out here that can't get it twice? God damn,

Scottie Pippen got a new bitch. See that dick might not be dicking like that no more? What do you think? Yeah? Probably, man, I don't know, but who I don't want to fuck four times a day? But you know what, maybe if I didn't have to go to work, that is the job. That's the job, that is the that's a cape of woman. I'm pretty sure she never had to work or take care of kids ever on duty. Still don't smashing all day long? Shit? Is that the life you want to live?

That's there ain't no soft life, man, that's a lot of weird and take. That's a lot of weary telling that coucie twenty eight times a weekday listen, work doing hair all day and then sitting at this motherfucking racking front with you is a lot of work, bitch. This is weird terror by these and by vocal cords. Look, but it's gonna be Look you know what, I'm twenty eight times I head involved back of that throat you tear up. Let's be clear, four times a night. It

got they got to be ten minute sessions each. That's a lot of not that long. I think I could do it. That's a lot of sexs I don't know. Maybe she can, maybe she can get something, give some pointers she might can write a book on that, right, like ten thousand times if anything, make you an expert. She needs to write a book, larger pipe and write

us a book like she's not been with future. Future looked just like Scottie Pippin to me, where you think I could see the resemblance in the nose area, like the face with the nose area that was like his big brother for sure. So she got a tight dad. And she's with Marcus Jordan now Michael Jordan's son. And she said she'd actually changed her last name to Jordan dubb it right of course he would she. I wonder how her kids feel about that. I don't know. She's

forty eight years old. Is that coo? She's still hitting at forty eight. Write a book, Write a book, Larsa, right, we need you, girl, I think to get these young niggas play evil. I don't want him. Don't nobody feel like picking dick up and dropping dick off for the rest of their life with these young niggas and pack a bag one to you know what I mean? I do. I can't wait to body's niggas an Xbox sixty two. Mama got yourself, baby, new pair Jordan's and shit Fars.

Jordan's ain't gonna be wearing Larcen's bitch stupid. For the real stupid Internet news, this young lady took the Twitter. Her name is Claire skin Cutie ammaniology underscores her Twitter handle, and she said that my waiter at a restaurant I ate at asked me to leave him a Google review. So I did, and now his BM is in my DMS. Swipe to the left. Yep. So her Google review says the food was amazing all cats and the service was even better. Our waiter, Meek, provided exceptional service and we

will be returning because of him exclamation point. The BM did not like that Google review. Okay. She found this woman on Instagram okay, and DM turn said, don't know who you are, but since you think flirting with my baby father while he's at work it's cute, you can have his whole ass. Imagine that Tansia clearly has been

through it with this nigga. You know you've been through it with a nigga when you going to Yelp reviews to fucking find his bitches, and you know Teasier don't give a fuckers in the back of her aviator as a toilet. You know, she don't give a fuck she pulling up. She ain't give a fuck about her picture for social media. Imagine that. First of all. Tasia was like, first of all, that food is not even that motherfucking good at that restaurant he worked at. Look at that

hard as scorn bread and it probably ain't good. But Amani was just doing her due diligence and being nice. I had a nigga like that though my ex, one of my exes, he did not like me being nice to nobody but him nothing. If we was going through a drive through window and I smiled at the nigga in the drive through window, He'd be like, what the fuck you smiling about? Why you milling at the nigga? I was like, he just passed me my French fries,

Like really crazy. So people beat us about a significant other. I always had a problem with my ex because I call people babe, and it's not that I'm really calling them baby or a babe. It could be a young person, an old person, a woman, a man. Like if I'm like getting service from someone, I want to be as pleasant as possible for them, not to fuck my shit up. So I'm okay, thank you, babe, Da da da da.

And I think I probably inherited that from my mom maybe girl, that nigga did not like me calling other people babe. And one time, because y'all maniacs, okay, calling this bitch babe. It's not conscious. I'm not consciously aware that I'm saying this thing, right, but he was because he just I don't know. So one time we were out and he called somebody babe, like consciously called somebody babe. That is different. Oh am, I tripping. You're tripping. No,

I'm not tripping. Don't like because he was trying to show you. Did you not care if he called people babe? The only reason I cared is because he consciously did it to try and make some type of point. Okay, I wasn't. I'm not consciously aware. You know. He had to point it out to me and I you know, I really tried consciously to stop calling people babe, right because it bothered him. Anybody else I would never have

this discussion with m Yeah, I don't like that. There's one thing to smile because you're being polite, but there's another thing to be calling this a grown woman. Babe, y'all slap the shit out of everybody in this way. I take my forearm and knock all this shit on the table to call it so bad. That's my favorite, bitch. I can't I can't wait. I did. I did it a little bit one time to an X. I knocked all this shit off in his dresser, even like a whole cup of water, like what it but restaurant. I

want to flip the table over. I want to clear you're excited to have you excited to have a reason to do that. Yes, and I kick sweep the nigga afterwards. Please run after that because you're going to jail. All right, y'all listen. April twenty second. Okay, we got the live the first, very first Black Effect Podcast Festival in Atlanta, Georgia. Y'all. Get your tickets today. You can go to www dot Black Effect dot com Slash Podcast Festival and get your

tickets today. Do not delay. It's gonna be nice. Yeah, We're gonna be on stage for the first time, y'all. I'm so excited. Man, She's gonna be crazy. I ain't gonna eat no more cards until then. So when y'all see a bit yea out there. Look at at least five pounds smaller. Y'all better clap for a bitch because I'm hungry. I don't think about going to Koke died. I don't know if you want to join me or not, but I heard Coke get you together. I ain't doing that.

You're gonna be in a hospital. Shit, I would be on stage like whoa having a good time. I'm gonna get some narc head for your ass just the case. Look, just the kise. I ain't out with a bad batch, right bad y'all pull up on us, y'all. Everybody gonna be there eighty five South Headline and the whole shit. Uh yeah, just hilarious. And Charlomagne the guy hostess. Yes, it's gonna be a good time. I guess so much fun, y'all. We um speaking of Dampson and fucking in a British accent.

We got a guest on today. He is one of the hosts of Three Shots of Tequila, which is a very popular UK podcast, and we got him on the day talking shit with us. So we'll be right back, y'all. Tune in, Hey, y'all, We're back and we got a special guests on from across the Pond, my my friend Marvin Abbey from Three Shots of Tequila podcast. Welcome, my boy. What's happening. How are you doing? I'm good, Thanks for having me. Yeah, I'm glad you came. I ain't think

he was coming for real. No, no, better, definitely I better show up. Yeah, what's you got in New York? What's what you got going on the side? I know you ain't just down here doing we talk back? Oh, say holiday, but you don't call it vaca vacation. Why do they call it holiday? Why do you call it vaca? It's a vacation, a holiday. It's like a day that everybody celebrates. A vacation is specific to you. Holiday, that's what we say. If you're working and you will leave. Okay,

So what is all right? Myself? All right? So what do you call boxing day? Is that a holiday? Or is that? What is that? Yes? Um, a public holiday? So you have a personal holiday and a public but it's a public holiday. It's everyone's off, I'm saying. But as a holiday is just that's what the holiday is. Everybody else, no public holiday is everyone? A holiday is just for you, Okay, whatever, that's that crazy that American is told like English people that you don't use the

English properly. You're not crazy days why because it's English. I mean I get what you're saying there. But yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, okay, you change, you change everything, um, and what you use what you use is like for example, like trash, cotton, the bin. B can I go to the bathroom like it's the toilet, see it again, the toilet, the bathroom, but there's more in the bathroom beside the toilet. You know, I could be going to use the bathroom and not be going

to use the toilet. You do realize that, Yeah, but the toilet. But the main reason, the main thing in there is the toilet, right, But that's not the only thing you use in there. So it's a room with a bath toilet, no bathroom them exactly something, there's no bathroom, there're still a bathroom. And I'm saying starting to show up. Yeah, you're talking about all right, let's get into it. Tell us about three shots of tequila. How did that get started? Um? So that was just a podcast with two of my

guys in the UK. M We started out six years ago April. There will be seven years this year. Um let me started it. There wasn't really a podcast seed in the UK for like black people or people from our culture. There are a few people doing it, but it wasn't like Exposed, It wasn't big. Most people were trying to do like YouTube rap, you know, like the usual paths. And then we were all doing different things that I was doing radio, my guy Keith was doing radio.

Tas was doing a few other things as well, and then we just had an idea to come together a podcast and we literally had no promo, no nothing, because we're like, do you know what, let's just bring it out on Friday. And then we just brought out and then I think we got something crazy like seven K in twenty four hours. Wow, Wow, with no promo or nothing. Yeah, but you were on the radio already, right, Yeah, but

the radio finished like three four months before that. Yeah, so people are asking me out what else am I going to do? I'm like, I'm not too sure. And then we got like, within i don't know, like a month, we were like on like a million plays and they just spiraled out of out of control. But it just went and then we kind of kicked open the door for podcasts in the UK that like people were like, oh, because a lot of the time with podcast people spoke in a PC way. There was no swearing, there was

no unfiltered stories. It was just PC where we were like one of the first to come out and just that American talk how you talk how guys were talking like a group chat, right, That's what it was like. And women loved it because they were like, we want to hear what guys are really saying. We don't want to what the water down? Yeah, So and it just went from there um and then years later we got signed exclusive to Spotify. Um. And then we've done so many sold that shows if you had a Royal album

hole before. Oh, it's like a like a massive iconic. Is that the Queen's Building in the UK's like a stadium sold out? How much with Apollo We've done all different things. So how didy'all come up with the name three Shots of Tequila? I think that was my guy

Keia No taser like tequila. And we didn't want a podcast that was named we don't want to name to be too obvious, we don't We didn't want it to be like, you look at the podcast and you know it's three Black boys, right, So anyone listening or reading it with black free shots, sequila, what's that? So you're kind of forced to listen to it to find out what it's about. You automatically know that's black women, right,

talking shit. But the thing is, you might say we talked about you might be like radio because some means right. So do you know what I'm saying this? It's a play on if you know, you know, if you don't, it was just like Boys in the Hood. You're like, yeah, it's a black boys. It's something like too cliche. Okay, that's weird. That's weird. So okay, tell me about a time that you were drunk on tequila, like your crazy tequila story. You gotta have one. You can't be from

three shots of tequila without a crazy tequila story. Do you know crazy tequila story like I've been I've been drunk before story. Yeah, but it's not like a crazy story. You're like, all right, So one time I was in Barcelona. Um, we had a book in in Barcelona. Now, um, funny enough, there are some Americans there as well. Um, so the club and the shots that they gave were like this big massive. So we're like we've got to the bar.

We're like, yo, let's get shots for like everyone, not everyone, but like there's about maybe using like four or five. Girls were like, you just get shot for everyone, three shots each. So when the guy poured these shots here, I'm looking, I'm like, what was that? Three and one he's gonna and that's one each. They were like, this shame you took it. Yeah, so I took it obviously because I ain't no, ye ain't bitch. So I took the shots bang bang bang, and I'm like, yeah, I'm cool.

I'm all right, like this is nothing anyway. I've got in the cab and then my friends pulled up next to me and he's gone, you're you're drunk. I'm like no, but nothing. As soon as he said I don't know what it was. I was just like, it's like I'm gonna throw up. I put my head out of the cab. When I got back to the hotel, I couldn't walk, like people have to help me, Like my legs were gone. As I was getting dragged. Some two girls are holding me.

My other guy was holding me. I don't know what happened, but that split second my legs went. I don't drink like that normally. No, there was just a vacation. AJ. You got a crazy tequila story. Not tequila. But there's a reason I don't drink vodka anymore. What I got in the bath tub fully clothed, with your boots on, not but everything on, like everything everything. Two times i've had got Maria Wanna is that video? I don't want

to know he was. I don't want to sometimes, but the two times I've had to like get escorted or like helped out the club, it was on tequilas I don't I mean VA, So I don't fuck with vodka. I speaking to someone else and they was saying different, alcohol makes them feel different. Yeah, Henny, you get I think someone said Heney makes I want to fight. Vote certain I call makes you more honey, certain Voca makes you or I can makes you want to fight? Serious? Yeah,

I don't. No, I don't have that going for me, but I have a crazy tequilla story. Yes, I only smoke if I want to have sex. If I'm in like, I know it's about to happen, because it makes your pleasure go up. Yes, it's way more in hand. No, no, I do not. I have a crazy Tequilla story from all right. I'm telling my age. But I remember when Usha was talking about Patron and the songs. Patron just came out and Usha was like talking about Patrons and all the songs. I was like, I gotta try Patron.

I went out try Patron and got so fucking I will never drink that shit again. So I was in the car leaving the club with one of my home girls, right and I threw up out the window and it went back in the car on her in the backseat, and we had the fist fight once the car stole because we gotta square up. She gotta get because I threw up on her. It was an accident, But you're gonna fa for that. No, I guess she was one of them want them drunks that getting mad? I want

to fight. She beat my ass. I was so wasted I can't even fight, you know, like, yeah, but she was drunk too, so she couldn't control. Yeah, she drunk. We went to like we fought, and then we still went to waffle house and they made me sit in the car. They would not let me get out of the car, and they didn't give me no food. They were so mad at me that night, and I was like, please give me something. I was like, can I have something. She's like, it's grits. I was like, please give me something.

She's like, I don't have an extra fork. I was like, put it in my hand. She slapped grits in my hand and it was like all over my face. I would never drink Patrona again. I only find out what Chris was the other day. What Chris was. It was pool because some shit grits we probably shouldn't be in. Gritz. Grits make me feel extra swollen. I love grits. Have you tried it? Yeah? It's like poord y, Yeah, yeah,

I saw it. I went to somewhere yesterday and the grit and then she showed me it was like, but porridge is more like oatmeal to me, and gris is not yea like cream of wheat. Gris is something different. People do make it like that with sugar and butter. But y'all weird if you eat it that way. Yes, we don't. We don't eat grits. You gotta we gotta have some grips before you leave. You don't eat, Okay, you gotta have some grits with some eggs and bacon,

little toast with some jelly New York. Who got good grits in New York? Huh? What's jelly? Damn damn too much? Listen, these are crazy jelly. Yeah, some great a sweet one, um all love it sweet. No, there's one you know is jamservatives. Now that this this jelly. We have jelly and we have jam. Jam is like what you put on toast or bread. Yeah, that's that's the same thing. Yeah, but then jelly is something else that you m behow they make it. I'm trying to think of all y'all.

Food in England is uh, it's pretty gross. Y'all used to eat this ship Like first of all, it would be a little egg and a cup there's half cooked, and then crack the egg and dip bread. You know, it's America, Listen, what the fuck is that? We're black? We're black in the UK. We don't eat that. That's white people eat that, okay, soldiers. Yeah, so you cut bread, you like bread into four and then you crack the egg and then you dip in the bread. Into the yolk.

Oh my god. Yeah, it's scarbage, but I don't. I don't eat that. Then it was some other ship and I think it was called like marmalot, mama lady, and it was like meat jelly it was. But it's some orange jam. No no, not no orange jam like yeah, no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about, Mama, that's what I'm talking about. That's meat jelly. Mama is disgusted. Mama is disgusted. Yeah, that's a British but Mama, I think that've even got the tape. Gliders even love it or you hate it,

so you hate it. I hate it. It's like imagine Liverpool. You know what Liverpool. I love Liverpool, but I love Liverpool with some grids. You gotta definitely in the jar. Meat in the jar, bitch, nobody somebody it's not technically meat, but it's a meat paste. I don't know what. It's not meat though it's discussed still I know that. Yeah, man, I listened. I was. I learned how to cook living in England, so I lived there three years. I lived in Suffolk, so I was in the country. I know.

But that's what I'm saying. No one, do you know, it's about the UK. It's like once you come outside of London, that's it. Like if no one, it's not the same. Yeah, you got cities like Birmingham, Manchester not in them maybe like leads Ish the like, you might have black people like, but then after that we're like two or three percent into population in the UK. So UK is like sixty five billion people, there's maybe about two million black people there. Are you African? Yeah? I

feel like every black person in Europe is African? Right, So that's why there's always like the argument with black Americans because know what tribe if we even came from Africa, you know what the thing? But in in Europe, the black people that know exactly where they came, right, I mean, I think in terms of the UK, we've got a lot of Nigerian's, Guardians, um, and then a sprinkle of like other nationalities, Whereas within Europe you've got that more

like French, Africans, Cameroonians, Ivory coast um. You've got that that kind of mix in Europe, and obviously you've got Nigerians and Guardians as well. But in the UK has a lot of West Indians. They to be fair, they kind of got their first interesting like the wind Rush generation. We heard the wind rush. The wind rush is like the first boat that came over to the UK from

the West Indies. So after World War Two, a lot of the UK were like, we want nurses, engineers, all these people from the No, no, this is like nineteen fifty, nineteen sixty wind rush year. It's it's not It's not like that far away. And a lot with Indians came over and then they were like helping with the nh chess like nurses, engineers, builders, So that wave of West Indian came into the UK. Obviously there were Africans as well,

but it was mainly West Indians um. And then that's why there was that issue with racis them move in the UK in the eighties because they weren't used to black people being in their schools. So they saw black people as adults in the fifties, but they weren't used to like me being five years old in the nursery in the same class as so then there was issues with that and the police and there were so many riots.

Sounds familiar, yeah, yeah, So I spent a lot of time in London, like every weekend we would, you know, go into the city like and hang out. And I felt like dating all right. At first, I was like, oh that they sound so smart. They say brilliant. Everything's brilliant over there, brilliant, brilliant. And I was like, all these niggas sounds so smart. I'm gett me a real smart ass nigga. But really it's just this ancient niggas would have accent, you know what. That's what I kept meeting.

So let's let's talk about dating in the UK versus dating in the stage, like because are you single? Yeah, I'm single. I feel like it's a it's a hard one because I won't know about dating in the US because I'm a foreigner coming to the US, so girls are always going to see me as like, oh I love your accent, or you're from Britain. So I'm I'm gonna get away with stuff that someone who lives here wouldn't. Right.

What I'm saying that if you go to go to the UK and you meet if you're telling me African, if you're Africans requirements crivate today, and an American girl goes to the UK, a guy might be like your America. Then that's it, you know what I'm saying. But I prefer you know you're gonna getting killed. Go ahead, say African women, not before American women to UK women. Why so, I just feel like this list bullshit in what way? So let us know what the European women, black women

come with, no no joys. I just feel like in terms of the UK, we're very conservative, so it's kind of like there's this whole I've got to be seen to be doing the right thing, and you know that women get judged for being being promiscuous or doing things. So in the UK, I feel like girls more games being played for the pussy, if that makes sense. So are you saying American women are easy? No, I'm saying

American women that's what I heard wild. Now I'm saying if American woman likes you, she likes you, she doesn't wherebye know what I'm saying. Whereas in the UK girl might like you, And this is like I would have never known, but that's the same how we feel. I think I feel like that about men in America, like you gotta pretend like you don't like them, you know what I'm saying, Right, even though you like them. You have to pretend like you don't because for whatever reason,

men don't. They just love a challenge, chase and a challenge you you make it too easy. Yeah, it's a problem. Men can like you and then not tell you because I'll hear that. But women say, I always use this analogy. It's like a lion. If a lion's chasing the gazelle, he's gonna chase the gazelle if he believes you can capture gazelle. If the gazelle is a minor way, the

lion's gonna stop him in this chill. So for like some women when they say make it difficult, or guys are like a girl, that's easy, I hear that, but at least let him think he can get there. But some women do this thing where they don't even do that. So the guy's like, I love the analogy that you use because that's what y'all niggas like to do. Come run up on a bitch and eat up the death you know it then and go on about your business. Literally, like do you do all that? You don't like me?

Like you eat my ass? You don't like me? Right? Well, I can't speak for those fellows, but y'all eating asking me, okay, that's a big thing in the state. I'm saying you usually usually be eating Austins at eighties though, who say that again? No, you guys in the y y'all just started eating, not started, but we don't mind saying it now.

Whereas back in the day, like you guys here, because it's the West Indies, they brought that bullshit like hiding that they eat the pom pom when they actually yeah, that might play around to a fire for doctor. Yeah, you don't find out, but they definitely do it. I had a couple some lady said to me the other day. She was saying that if a guy leads with that, he must have a small dick or he's not going

to the bedroom. I'm scared if you lead with that, if a dude use that as a pickup line, I feel like you gotta a std what I want to eat yours? Yes, that's wild out. I want to eat. I want to clean automatic like that. I don't like to come at me like the hotel room in Vegas. I think automatic. I told you of a guy with a great head, but garbage in the I'm not a lesbian. I need you to be able to follow up with it mine ding go but not good down with his mouth. I feel like you can teach him how to each

imagine this Canario. You can't teach. Why we can't teach if we get a new man stupid? I don't like you. Gotta you gotta choose. If I had I wanted better dick than head. Yeah, if I had to choose, If I had to choose, darn it. What's what about the same question for you? But the opposite. M'd be the same for me. But from my bridge is a lot they would they'd rather have had them in. That's it.

Do you feel like all pussy is the same, No, impossible, A little digga nigga say all couchie, sorry ladies, all pussies. That's a man who has not had pussy. Yeah, yeah, you're not good pussy. Sometimes you can tell that there's different. Is there a difference in the actual pussy are Is it the feelings that you have for the person that makes it feel different, or is it really a difference

in vaginas. I think it's the full package, though, because sometimes if a girl has a body that you desire, then the moment you're in there, it's anything like it's the whole New world. What's that? What Disney feel whom Mermaids Little Mermaids. Yeah, it's a little memaid that mrmaid pussy what I'm saying. But then some girls mermaid pussy got giraffe pussy like tall pussy girls as well to be fair talk girls at two girls, but funny enough smooner girls can take it more. That sounds crazy. Still

yeah interesting A lot of time. I don't think real skinny girls could take it. I can't for real, you ain't about to be tearing my shit up ranting. First of all, I don't know why niggas think, I hope you're not like this, think that if a woman is screaming, then she's in pleasure. But it depends on the woman though, because some women like that. I feel like you have to know who you're dealing with in the bedroom, because some women like it rough and they want to get pounded.

All the women they don't want it rough, ye, And then but when the manage used to somebody who wants it rough and and you come over here, I'm like, I'm really for real, Like okay, calm down, that doesn't feel is that? What to TikTok? TikTok? What the language barrier going on? Take time? Okay, TikTok? First, a little bit roster because I had like a saw for a couple of days ago. What you've been doing it? Now?

Something some girls going to talk about you and booty Now that's a that's a coincidence, vacation on holiday holiday boom poom. All right. So I was looking at your Instagram and I saw that you are modeling for Daniel Deep Dip. How'd you get into that? He's my guy? So he was just like, you know, you've got following. I like your style. Um, I think it'd be good for you to model some of my bakes. And I was like, mm hmmm. I can't really be bothered. I don't want you want to do it. But the twenty

twenty three, let me start doing a bit more. So just fo let me get into that bike. So I'm trying to do a model and I'm trying to do voice over work. I would love to do that. Yeah, um ice over work, um for free shots. I deal with the videos. I edit it, um the audio, the visuals. So I'm going to get into that now that's doing

it for other people's podcasts and stuff like that. Um So this year, I just want to try and do as many things as possible because during Lockdown, I had maybe like three four streams of income and like three or four about two or three got kit and I only had one, and I was like shit, like so that's when I started to think, you know what, you can't rely too much on one or two because you never know what Tomara holds, you know what I mean.

So I'm just trying to do as much as I can now and also save money but also enjoying my money. So every month now I'm going on holiday. So I went goodbye month will now this is February. Okay, cool? So I went to Bye twice last month twice and then I've New York. I'm gonna go Atlanta after this. Then next month I'll leave a chill or go Gharana. Then April again maybe the buyer. Then I'm going to

start doing like that listening. So I met him on Instagram like a couple of years ago, right, and I just don't even I don't even remember exactly how we started coming because this was before we even started podcasting um and he was in Dubai and I was in his deal, like when are you taking meish you thought it was a catfish? No, no, because because at first, when you sometimes like you might get like someone follow you and a pretty woman follows you, you look and

she's following nine thousand people and got two follows. You're like whatever. So when I looked at your thing, I was thinking it was the same thing that I looked in your real and I was like, oh shit, okay, I want following on nine thousand people. No no, I'm not talk about you. About the other accounts, it was like kind of and then those accounts that starts to message you about webcom so I wasn't sure what it was. Then when I saw your account, I was like, oh,

big ball. So all right, back to the pandemic industreams and income. I was all this closed to making the only fans because yeah, all right, So I have a hair salon that was my main bread and butter, and they shut all that shit down, you know, like they chose it down. So we didn't have no money. I didn't have literally almost no money coming in except for like I got like a little biteple bait, you know

what I'm saying. But other than that, I didn't have ship coming in, so I was gonna make me only fans. But then I didn't want to fuck, Like I don't want to. I'm not a porn star or someone who would want to fuck on camera, but there's a lot of things people do on the only thing, So that's what I was trying to come up with, like something. We went on eighty five South and I told my

idea and they didn't like it. All right, so this was fucking, but it was like fucking with a mask on, so not like a give it a second, listen listen. So alright, think about all your favorite movies with black sex scenes in it and putting the mask on of the character and re enacting the scene from the movie paper Mask, so it could be a little paper man, you know those masks that fast, and it'll be like paper you buck and masket on. What's love got to

do with it? Okay? All right, that was brilliant. Yes you shouldn't do it. It will be funny though, because if you're watching people fucking and then you're just laughing at the same time, it's that comedic. But it's turning you using the people's face, right, But would you do with your only findings? I know people to do feat They just put their feet on doing so. Then I thought about that too, and then I was gonna do something that was just gonna set black people back one

hundred thousand years. So right, I was gonna do. I was gonna do slavery feet porn. What does that look like? She's so fucking hot, slavery feet pool? Okay, this is what does it even look like? Like like picking up rocks and throwing them? But all right, But because I love black people, I would never do this. But this is my idea. Somebody, if you don't care, baby, you

can't go do it. I was gonna be barefoot running outside, right, Ye, I was gonna run in the house and like jack a white fake dick with my feet, with the dirty dick with the dirty outside sleepy, No, I called, I didn't see the angle cover. You're gonna step on someone face or something. You into that dominatrix kind of stuff. Oh, you have to be dominated. I like a hybrid. I like to be like you know, And then I liked it. Could you have a hybrid in the bedroom though, because

many speaking, you ain't grabbing my neck. No, definitely be choking. Why nahn you if you've never had it done, you would enjoy it. You don't like getting slapped or nothing like that. We're still get No, I don't mind that. A little nipple, yeah, a little nipple, little kids. Oh, I don't mind that. I don't mind that. I like you. I think most men like they just don't know yet. Girl told me to slap at once. It was a

bit weird. It was kind of lapping. Well, she know the things because she was why I didn't me so and then she was like, slap me. So you know, sometimes that's sex. When you're not involved in sex, sometimes you can't I don't know. It happens if it fix your hearing. Sometimes you can't hear clearly. I'm in the zone and she's like, slap me, but I'm not hearing something like what she could slap me? So I've slapped her. Yeah, eventually then she could harder slap me a little pussy

slap me. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know harder n yea the fun didn't you talk to her after that? It's fine with me, I think in the bedroom anything happens in the bedroom, it's cool. I'm saying what you yea yo? The zone from me inside, hear from me. I don't believe that. Why. I think that if you mess around in there, there's a button in there, you might confuse the anatomy of a man by hitting it. Well, I don't think you're supposed to be up in there. I haven't been up in there now, but I don't

think you. Yeah, but there's been buttholes and dicks for a very long time. Like when did that come up? When did it somebody uh discover that that was a male of rodging his zone? When did they discover that? I should probably happened google. Do you feel like anything? All right? I feel like there's nothing a woman and a man can do together that would be dem gay. That's what you believe. I feel that way. Like so if I stuck my finger in your butt later, it's

not gay that you give me something later. I'm joking. You don't like it. No, I'm just I'm messing with you. I'm messing, but I'm just saying, do you feel that way? Do you feel like there's anything a woman and a man can do together that would be like, oh, that's gay. Do you know it's for me? As I've got older, I believe there's nothing a mind a woman can do in their bedroom for them, there's off limits because I

don't comment to other people's bedroom etiquette. For me personally, ain't no one who's putting their finger anything in my bum. They might help your promstate though, Like you don't have to ill use the toilet. I'll put like a stool under my legs. Oh you gotta what they call it? I just use a shoe box. Yeah, I've reached my apostate. Should be cool if you that call something or something

high or something for your feet to go up. So because we don't use the bathroom, right, yeah, you're supposed to down because Asians they squat on in toilet when they have those toilets in the floor. You ever been to China, Oh, Ukraine too, Yeah, they have like the porcelain toilet in the floor. Squat over Us call Asians and we call Asians is different. What do you mean because Asians to us is like Indian Pakistani that is. But we don't cool China. We will cool someone Chinese

or Japanese or Korean. We won't call them they are Asian. Once. If you say Asian in the UK, you Matthews think Indian just backwards. Okay, let's be clear because what well, what part part of Asia were you talking about where you saw? So I went to Hong Kong and u guang Jao and they had the Hong Kong have toilets like regular US American toilets, but they also have like the party thing in the floor, but it wasn't mostly in the whole ground in the mainland, especially a supposed

to use a toilet. Your bomb is supposed to be here. It's like when you're squating weights. How your bumb's supposed to be what they called bump to grass or whatever they call it. So you're supposed to shit, I know. So I wonder why they made the tallest the way they do, because America is backwards with a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, that's weird. But you're you're freaky though, you're definitely freaky American. No,

you are particular. You just said that. No, you said there's nothing commanding and a woman could do in the bedroom that deems that you deem it to be gad. I'm not saying that is why you're freaking. But that means in your head anything goes No, that's okay, cool, yeah, because standard But you know what I'm saying. I just feel like people as a good co host yourself, right, I ain't no freak what they say that every woman's

a freak. You just got unlock it the right guys. Unlucky, No, but I mean everybody has their kind of like that you're not doing. Like I'm not into that booty and ship. I'm not into that. That's wild eat eating or either or I'm not and you'll be you know you eating neither one. No, I don't like that where your ship come from. I don't understand I don't only want to kiss you after that? Yeah, like why you want to lick that? I'm confused as to why that's a thing now.

Doesn't really feel good though, m just the act of doing it. It doesn't really like feel good though. It's kind of uncomfortable. It's like I feel like I got a farty he's doing it to me. That's it's uncomfortable feeling because I'm afraid. Now. Yeah, the guys, there's guys in London that they actually like you have conversations that bro like the feeling is they like to get their bum Yeah, they loved it. I'm like, I don't get

I don't get it. Like like they're saying that legs are shaking, the girls are either the legs are shaking, they probably be on his stomach. I'm just gonna tell your friends looking back here as fat I can't do. I don't I'm like a man's mind. Anything that makes me feel vulnerable, I'm not comfortable with it. Oh really Yeah, if you're gonna eat my arms physically, are like, are you comfortable being vulnerable? Like emotionally? Um, it depends on

them what circumstances. So if it's a funeral or something, then I'm comfortable to only but a woman, like exposing yourself emotionally to a woman or to your friends, I think it depends Yeah, I think it depends on the woman, and I think it depends on the friend. Because the polemic socide united just someone could use it against you at a later date. So you need to be very sure that this person that you're telling something to is

like they're cool. Whereas if it's just someone that I'm cool with and I've just met and we're kicking it to like a leash like some in our secret or something. Then we fall out and out of the blue, yeah, this is now. So for me, I'm just very selecting his stomach. I'm saying he was crying when I eat,

Like naw, you know what I'm saying. So, and a lot of time with vulnerability, people want you to be vulnerable for them, not you get So that's why a lot of the time, it's like, oh, he was vulnerable for me, I must be special, not the fact that, oh he was vulnerable and I heard something that was important, right. So that's why I feel out a lot of people are not in it for the right reasons as well.

Sometimes interesting, Yeah, I always asked male guests, so do you think think it's women you can't be vulnerable with that men can't be vulnerable with? Or is it you're homeboys you can't be vulnerable with? Why men collectively seem to have a problem with being vulnerable because they're always afraid like somebody's gonna use their vulnerability against them in the midst of an argument. I feel like weel men feel like that with women, but I feel like with

their guys. Guys are not gonna use it against you. Yes, they dude, they'd be like nigger, they'd be laughing at y'all. No, I think it depends on what it is. For example, maybe if if you're like as you're getting older as guys as well, like maybe when you're younger, you might joke about certain things. But if a guy comes to me now and says to me, you're all feeling a little bit depressed or I feel like my life's a little bit, I don't. I can't control what's going on that.

I can't make fun of that because it's serious. It's serious, You're I'm slaying, So it's for me to be like, oh, what's going on? But I feel that with guys, we're very logical. So the reason the reason we don't talk is because it's not exactly a solution to our problem, if that makes sense. If I'm in debt of like twenty five pounds, what's the point of me telling you it's not going to solve my debt? Whereas I think

women are a bit different. Whereas sometimes you vent into your home girl or a friend makes you feel better, what if a guy it's like if I'm venting, I'm just telling one more person my problem which is stressful anyway, let me just deal with it. I think that's sometimes that person they might have a way that can help you do. Sometimes I feel like guys see it as very logical as and like you can't help me with what it is sometimes not going to say nothing. Oh yeah,

I mean stop trying to do everything by yourself. That's what I would like to tell Black men. You know what I'm saying, Like you might need somebody else even just to talk you through it, maybe help you work it out in your own mind, but to bottle things in and then blame it on women that you don't have anybody to talk to you no peace. Yeah, I don't really blaming women. Yes they do. I see it online all the time, Like, no, I don't see this in my real life, right, But well no, I have

seen it in my real life. I've had been in a relationship with somebody and they tell you something right, and then they kind of want you to use that to justify their bad behavior. Like I told you when I've been through, I told you you know how I'm feeling. But that still does not negate, Like how do you treat me? I was, Hey, I'm going to use that

shit to justify why are you fucking up with me? No? No, But I feel like everyone has to heal though, so I feel like men do it, women do it like But the bottom line is shouldn't bedating if you haven't healed yet. True, that's the you can't be happy man. My next man has to be happy or just understanding enough to be Like, if I'm not happy, it's tough to do with your use it an excuse for you. So this is what I'm going This is how I am. But I'm not going to affect us, but I'm going

to try to improve it. But it will affect us ultimately. Everyone comes your baggage into relationship anyway. The older you get, the more you've experienced the more. For example, I'm single, so I know my net relationship. I'm very like used to my own space, used to not asking to know one, you know what I'm saying. So now I know if I get someone, that's gonna be I can't go holiday

tomorrow without telling No. One could be somebody you really want to do holiday with, Like it don't matter, like we're doing this together because this is who we couldn't do. She's my fun. Yeah, we could do, but she works and she can't. She times maybe not asplectible as mine. Can you date a woman who doesn't work? Like? Can you what's the grocery store out there? Uh? Can you date a woman that's working in tescos? Or do you need a woman that's like making earning a good living

for herself? Now I feel like it doesn't really matter. I don't think men go out women for that. Someone might but the leeches. But if most men don't get women for what they can provide financially, I don't know. I feel like lately here in the States, I hear men who want women who make money. Well, they say they don't care about what a woman makes. Right on one in in the spectrum you have them, we don't care what you make, we don't care about your degrees

just at the third. But you in the rarest child support over here, So you want a woman who can help you. A lot of men are looking for help, but they they act like, you know, it doesn't matter if a woman has money or not. No, I think I think we've men for example, it's not the first one we look for. So if I meet a woman, Like I could be in the grocery store tomorrow and see a woman and be like, oh my god, she's beautiful. Speak to her here, Off, we date, it's not a problem.

Or I could go to a party, a networking party, celebrity party, meets someone there she's rich, we hear off. It doesn't really matter as such. I think we've men that focus is not money. But I think as maybe you ascend and you become like rich er or more successful, you maybe have to check your your dating poor bit more in terms of somebody has to have something to

lose too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you starting to lose to or like our money together, we can just be a super couple of power couple, you know what I mean. So it works both ways, But I don't think it's that for a woman, for example, Like that's more paramount

to you. A guy that is stable than could provide right, whereas guys were used to provide it anyway, So we want other boxes ticks, but someone some guys aren't used to providing their moms provided for them, you know what I'm saying, So they kind of looking for big Mama and their girlfriend and wife. Could you date that. Hell, No, what depends on how much money I got. Honestly, if I was like super rich, I hand me like a couple of leagues a different walk, just building them up.

Could you be um? Could you ever want me to play? I have been with one and I don't. I didn't like it. I don't like niggas with mamma's. She don't like for a man with mama's No, mama's dead momma.

So I'm serious. Unless your mom or your sister is in a committed, healthy, good relationship, I'm not fucking with you because I'm not competing with your mama and your sister because now here I come and I'm you're doing things for me and your sister talking shit because her baby daddy ain't did nothing for her since before the baby was born. You know what I'm saying, Like, I don't feel like dealing with that type of shit. And you know mama's mama's being all right, but it doesn't

the damn sisters. Man. I loving my boyfriend's moms, I'd be like getting the moms to love me like and try to get them on my side more than they see. That's manipulation, right, So mama. Now he can't ever gate, right, So that's how they say in the club as well, like you um speak to the ugly friend. Yeah, if you're the club. If I see you in the club and you've got like an ugly friend next to you, that's the person that I need to make sure it's

cool and then so we can be cool. Oh that's manipulation. That tends to be the bodyguard. So you're gonna tell to the ugly friend, the ugly friend, but make sure she's gonna acknowledge her. Yeah, So like I'm not just gonna talk to you and then not her. What's kind of you to drink? Friend? I was like, come on, girl, Yes, she's always the bodyguard. He was outside, he's waiting, relaxed, man, right on, man, listen that that girl there, that girl there,

everyone knows her, but everyone knows her like it's just annoying. Serious, I got the best pussy. She just marrinating nobody for un I'm kept with you. I've noticed those girls there, They're like they're always the bodyguard. I don't get it. But is it is it an attention thing? As in like if you go out, you don't get attention to it makes you feel a particular weight. I think that's what it is. They kind of get auntieing mad. Maybe

everybody wants to be desired. I get that. But then but then don't take it out on your home girl just got the guy that she wants. So she's talking to you. That's what I'm saying. As in, if, for example, I'm bothering you and she can see you don't want to be near me, or you can see she's like, then come in and say you're the cops here, or

save your girlfriend or whatever. How you know that ain't the case the case because she because the girl saying yeah, you're thinking like, okay, I'm saying well, and she's like, that's just my ugly friend. Say that, girl, I don't feel like I have an ugly do you can say that all my all my girls are beautiful? Up? Oh my god, I don't. I can't think of not one me? All right, so you say, ain't there no more your home girls are beautiful? I think all my friends are beautiful.

And then sometimes it's like how the person is like, you know, they may not be like super I don't feel like I'm super duper extra fine. You know what I'm saying. But there are some people who are esthetically challenge but they have a very good personality, dress nice, they like super bad bitches. Still, it's the aura swagged out, the energy to swag, so it's not really aesthetics. I guess for women, we more. Y'all weigh more shallow than women.

I don't think it's a shallow thing, you though, because I feel I just feel that we just want different things. So I don't think it's a shallow thing. I don't know it's shallow. Yeah, because you got a man he could be like a three and he thinks he deserves attend like nigga, no your hollow level. But then women

do the same. Women do the same thing. Women will be a free and say I want a guide the six, I want a guy who does this and that, And you're like, okay, let's see how the bottom line is this In life, everyone can want what they want, but the profs in the pudding results. Maybe let's see what you get. So you can want what you want either be realistic or you can have a cat when you're foolly just happy with them cats. Okay, did you date

a stripper? Seriously? Would I date a stripper. Stripper, But for some reason, whenever Americans imitate the you can accent you proper like exaggerate, cannot get a war. We don't say that that's what you like. I don't feel I to date a stripper, no ripper. Why when you say date, what do you mean date as your girlfriend? Your mom don't have to know. My mom will collapse. Your mom will collapse. It's Chippa. It's Chippa. Yeah, collapse mama. Yeah,

I won't kid about that. It's chipol. Yeah, I will collapse. But I'm telling you listen you mom, Nah, if you could create your ultimate woman, what would she be like? Do you know I'm not good of names? You know? Oh, so who's the person? Well played? What they played on? You said you're not good with names? So you're thinking about in particular? No, no, as in when you said, um, I was just gonna think about putting people together, but okay, I can't think of names. Um. I just like I

like shape the black women like, that's that's my my bike. Um. I used to love like dark schemeingman when I was younger, but now I'm not as picky, but still like my complexion, So just physicals. You don't have to have no brain. Oh now even looks wise? No, I mean like okay okay o no no, definitely rocks in the head, got kick rock um no, no, I like him. I like an intelligent woman. I like um, an articulate woman, god fearing? Um what else? I like a woman who has humor

because I cracked joke a lot. I'll make a lot of jokes. Your batteries used to use banner here, banter like back and forth? What do you talk? Yeah, banners like this comment like comedy. But I didn't know if you use it here because the word yeah, yeah, we don't. I mean, you know what I mean. But if you say someone's funny, you just say humor. Someone humorous, right, okay, someone humorous? Um? Someone who can cook? Um else, someone who can dress? Man, I can't be worrying about ye.

One time one time when on a date with um a girl, and I'd only see that parties. So you know, when you're a party, just wear like just a party dress. But could it body come? So that's not easy. But if you've got a body, you put it on showtime in it. So I'm going to pick her up, not thinking of anything, and she walked to her house. I've looked, I'm like, what in the he's wearing a turtleneck jumper. Yeah,

like a thick one. She had like a leather jacket on. Yeah, a jumper or when you say a jumper, because I think of a one piece outfit when you say, oh no, like a like a like a like a turtle a sweaterwe yeah, but like a thick one, yeah, with a leather jacket on. Yeah, it's just summer by the way. Then she had the jeans on it. At the bottom of the jeans she had like roses embroidered into you know, like the scene and they were like kind of like fled. Oh my god, you had like these kind of like

dull kind of ballerinas shoes on. Actually move me to the car. I'm looking thinking, oh my god, what year was this? This was? This is might have been like two thousand and twelve or something like that. No on for her to be dressed like that. Eleven and we'll got in cinema, but we got there early, so we went into Nando's and I'm like, the area that the cinema and I know a lot of people this area. So I'm like, I can't be seen. So I went into the Nandos. That was still. So I got into Nando's.

I said to her, listen, oh, to sit, to take that seat in the corner, and I'll just go and order. And that was it. So we're in the corner and Nando's and I didn't leave until the film started as it Yeah, damn, it was the bad. That's something you can fix though it is. But then it depends if she's stubborn and she lacked her start, you can do, you know what I'm saying. So do you think Americas could just better than UK? UK could just better than Americans?

I think the men in Europe drink, dressed better. I think they dressed better in the UK. I think they hair don't be as point as ours in the States, Like niggas in the UK did not get a line up all the time, like y'all shit, y'all have hair grown all the way down too, before you go get

that shit line back up, Like what's going on? I think your beauty here in terms of the beauty, like the hand sung on the wigs and yeah, like your your head, like you can see because there's so much money here, so you're on top of your game, where as the UK were like a little bit behind. Girls are getting the wigs in the lage fronts and all that stuff now or for a while. But use of the front runners in that it was the Olympics. She's gotta be getting the gold medal for her. Yeah, I agree.

But when it comes to fashion, I will say, like, it depends, all right, it depends because in London, I mean they were like, but you go out of Suffock and they they got the embroidered past. That suffer. Now I hear that. I hear that girl from suff Yeah. In terms of London, I feel like we were one of the leaders in terms of dressing in terms of fashion. But it's one of the couple, wasn't it fashion even

to your people? Not everyone? But you can see elements of a lot different cultures and styles here as well. Wait where your family is with Chlageville. No, I live in Charlotte, North Carolina. From Columbia, South Carolina. Though, how they dress there, thank you. I feel like Columbia women be pretty and they dressed nice. Yeah it could be like yeah, absolutely beautiful women right country thick girls, but it's a crapshoot. Yeah, sometimes they real fly. Sometimes they

I mean, just like anywhere else from Stoleston, South Carolina. Okay, Yeah, it's like a kind of the same thing. It's the country though, so it's the South Southern. I'm country. I'm okay with that. I'm wear that with pride. It's not as me, countries like a state of mind, Like we're just the down a map. Like there are a lot of people in New York City that are country as fuck, but because they're further up geographically on a map, they don't get see themselves country and their country as hell.

So to me, like I'm Southern, I'm not country. Country is like I'm country. I'm awful country. I don't view it like that. She doesn't mean ignorant. To me, awful country is just like how you how you speak um and in terms of the way you grew up, in terms of maybe you weren't in the in the city, you were like those more those more space. Yeah, running outside, boot making move mudpies as a kid riding a huffy bite mudpies there, No, it's a mud pie. You outside

with water and dirt and mud. Oh you don't eat that all right? No, listen, clay, how usede the clay dirt like the orange clay dirt? Why it has like a lot of new tree inc in it? I do. I've never done that, but I've seen a lot of people do that in South Carolina. They actually eat the clay. Don't do that because I was eating that marmite ship. I don't eat, mama. But that's the UK thing though. Ya Europe, I think it's a European. Let me tell you, it's some cookies out there that I thought there was

regular cookies. Nice they like cookies digestives or something like that. No, man, you had something else to eat because digestions a friend that you have it with tea. It's a it's a cookie, but y'all call it a biscuit. No, No, it's a biscuit. It's cookie cookie cookies like um fire cookies, cookies the one that's thick and it's like rigid and it's got like pieces of ain't biscuit is made with yeast A biscuits just like smooth like just you know what I'm saying.

It's a cookie making. So what do y'all call a biscuity anything? No? Biscuit is a scone triangle. There's a scone triangle. No, No, scone is like your what a biscuit is if you go to Popeyes and get busy scones like those little triangle burnt blue from Starbucks. That's what That's what we call stones, okay, and there's always sweet scone is what your biscuit it's similar to. But your biscuit scone is a bit thicker, a bit more dense.

But that's what I'm saying. These are things that black people don't eat in the UK, like we know about it, but like what black people eat in the UK. So exactly for African Yes, I'm Nagean, so that Nigerian food, so I'll be eating joel Off rice at bar pounded see yeah yeah. Then with Indian people will have like rice and peas chicken curry must like. So it turns in the UK we might have that fishing chips. That's the best thing there. Hold on, Tim, let's say some bills.

But there's no really easy way to say this. Pure So we have a segment on our show called Dumb Bitch Story or SIMP series, and you have to share time where you got played by the opposite sex. Can you think of a time and don't tell us no high school ship? No, no, I'll go played. Umm was there? Let me know. I'm not gonna do date spot. I must have been in Um. I was in Dubai. So I'm in Dubai chilling with my homeboy when the club party and whatever ever, and this girl keeps looking at me.

So I'm like, but I'm not saying nothing. I'm not cool. Then the party finishes, my bridgend comes up to me and he's like, my ex is here. So I'm like cool. So I'm like, who that girl keeps watching me? He's gonna that's my ex's friend. I say, serious, okay, cool. Anyway, she comes up to me, she starts talking to me. We're talking to each other or whatever. I'm driving in the bay so and my apartment was like I've got like a Jacuzi, um sofa bed, then another bed whatever.

So we get back to the apartment now and then she's I want to get in Jacuzi. I want to jump into Jacuzi. So I'll start Jacuzi. She jumps in it. Now that she's jumping naked, so I jump in as well. Then my friend. Then he's X. They didn't jump in. They were supposed to, but I think because they're trying to like speak about the past and whatever, they're doing their own thing. So anytime in JACUZI with her and everyone turns their back, she's feeling me up, she's rubbing

me whatever. The moment they come back, she stops, so I'm like, what's going on? But I'm thinking, kinky game. Okay, no problem, let's play this game. Any he cut along to the short. I go to my bedroom to dry off whatever. She comes in after me. One thing leads to another. You start to have sex. She's like, I'm gonna come. I'm gonna come, making noise. The moment she came, she was like, she got up, so I'm thinking she's gonna change position or like, let's do doggie now. Whatever.

She walked out. She's walked out, and you know what, it was mad she she walked out and it was actually didn't know me. I'm like what. So in my head, I'm like, nah, this shit't just happened. So I'm sitting there and I'm like no, I'm like I'm dumbfounded. So so my bedroom was like here, there's a door into the living room, kitchen, whatever. So I've walked out and then she's just there chilling like just by the war

ready to go. Like so my guys like, oh yeah, I'm just gonna drop them back to I'm gonna drop well and I'm gonna drop them back. So I'm looking at like, wait that crazy? Are you bad? I swear to you. I'm still like in like a towel and shit, like I'm like, I've got like this. She was second, it was like maybe I don't know about ten minutes, fifteen minutes what I'm saying, that bitch came and came to herself and she left. And as soon as she left,

I'm following me on the grammar as well. Everything Okay, I'm gonna be honest with you. It was crazy about to be honest with you. I'm about to be honest with you that Dick might not she came. Maybe that was it was Dickens. Still it was Dick. I could tell because I just personally feel like she knew people.

I knew, Oh, she didn't want nobody. She's trying to hurry out, and I didn't think you want anyone to know because remember her, even her friend in the room didn't know what was going on, so she was very like. When I told my guy, I was like, yo, but you know, like what happened. Even my guy was that, nah, bro, I'm telling you honorable. She fucked me and she left. She's gone me first I ever heard of man. He was like, Na, she couldn't have. I said, bro, I'm

being serious. He come brow you like. She didn't say nothing in the car, nothing like that happened In my head. I was thinking, nah, maybe maybe I didn't. Maybe maybe I just imagine the whole thing like, but I was thinking, I just charged to the game. I just thought, you know what the games, the game is what it is. Did you ever see her after that? I'm I've seen a sense. Was the pussy? Was it good? Do you know I'm not gonna let you? I can't remember no, no, because I was so no. You know is I feel

like because what happened afterwards consumed my whole mind. I forgot the whole session in it. So because I'm like, that's like me, like, I'm set with you today. And then the moment I'm like, has happened? No? No, no, not like just leave and the guy and the guy just doesn't speak to you again exactly no, But in your mind you're thinking, especially I had to be in the same room. She must have a boyfriend, maybe maybe for the night in Dubaie. But the thing is, you

know me, Yeah, you can tell me that I'm cool. Right, I'm not saying I promote it, but what happens to the bay stage in Dubaye. But I feel like maybe a lot of guys maybe speak and talk. So maybe in that mind she's like, I'm not charting it. So if me and you know, it's my way against yours. But you didn't lose any money, right, not you don't. I mean technically I thought you used to that. Yeah you feel like you got used? I think, yeah, I think it used. He got used for his body, I

got used. How does that make you feel? Now? Today? Made for a good story? Have a good story Joey's I don't really yo, because if a woman told this story, we'd be like, niggah, exactly, he ain't shit. You get the camera tell if you're listening, you know you reggedy bitch? You what film is that? Getting the way? He checks off? Because it just come that in you. She came fast and she put his ass out. Lea, you bitch. Name of this episode. Shout out to her. Tell everybody where

they can find you. Plug anything that you're doing. Ye all that funny when the gram Marvin, I'd be funny on TikTok Marvin, I'd be um our saving thing. And that's it really um oh free shops tequila underscore on Instagram YouTube. That's about it. Yeah, stop chat. If you enjoyed this episode, please tune in every Thursday on the iHeart Radio app or wherever the fuck you get your podcast. That this your co host AJ Holiday y'all following me on the grams. Kick it Tam, y'all, It's official, Tam bam.

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