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Because how I love everybody? That's your problem, that's you, I know. That's what I was remicking you. What's up to y'all? So how is your weekend? My weekend was uneventful as funk. I went out last. Listen. Remember I told y'all went out last Sunday and you wasn't going out no more. I did it because I got sick by Tuesday. I was down bad and being fucked up all week shame. I thought you just about to see

this tworking on somebody damn table this weekend. No, I didn't do ship but lay up in the bed catch up on Game of Thrones. Nigga's called. It's not Game of Thrones. It's House of the Dragon, the House of the Dragons, or whatever it's called. Nick's gonna call it Game of Thrones. So I watched that and I just tried to nurse myself back to health. I'm still not a hundred percent. I had to go to the doctor yesterday and they gave me some scissors, so I've been

taking that. Now. You know, people about to be hitting your ass up, but you have none. This is I'm trying to get rid of this cough. When they gave they gave me Promethezin oh ho gd I boughtom fire worth on the screets. Let me take this music and sell this bottom right exactly. I'm you know, I'm gonna take this because I've been feeling bad like Game of Thrones, not Game of Thrones. House to the Dragon. I love it,

me too, I love it. I'm don't tell me about Sunday because I watched yesterday's episode yet, so I didn't watch it. Um typically, I watched my episodes on the trap meal. This is what I do, y'all. My new thing is because I've been doing forty five minutes of cardio every day, So my forty five minutes, I watched a show that I enjoy, so I don't watch the show until i'm on the trap meal. I hadn't even watched Raising Kane In yet because I've been six or I ain't been getting on the trip meal, so all

those shows are backed up. That show is backed up. And then I didn't watch this Sunday, but I caught up on the old ones because I had already seen them, so I had watched them over. But because it's always

listen those shows, you missed something, you gotta watch. So I want to go back and watch Game of Thrones also because I hate the fact, well the season is over now because Sunday was the season finale, right, But I hated the fact I had to wait every week, Like I almost started watching and Game of Thrones again just to get that little that I need. But it doesn't that show show you who the original people are. Yeah, it just shows you how your bullshit can be passed

down to you from your ancestors. Because this is a fund of seventy two years before Game of Thrones. Right, And there's an episode on Game of Thrones where, um, what's a little midget him and somebody else they were

riding past, like the cast the little person. Yeah, and they basically was like, damn, it'll be It'll be hundreds of thousands of years before we are able to build something this magnificent, magnificent again, right, because the things that these people living in, they adn't build this stuff, you

know what I'm saying. This stuff was already there. And if you look at House to the Dragon, the Valorians were black people, the sea serpent, the black man with the drags and his family, like they were the original people. The throne is made of Valerian steel. And remember the dagger that was passed down to the boy. That's the same dagger that in um Game of Thrones. Um, what's the little short daughter? That's the same dagger she used to kill the White Walker of a Lorean steel dagger.

Oh I didn't know this that look. I love Game of Thrones. I like all listen the last season, even though the last season kind of failed me. I swear when last season started, I was sitting in my living room in my panties with I was using the like a pot lid as a shield, and I was like I was ready stupid my shield with himself. Look. But speaking of time pieces, my weekend, honey, okay, I had

a great weekend. I attended the Waco Wear About Art Gallagy, Tina Lawson, Beyonce, Mama Beyonce, that Mama, yes and everything and it was farm nice theme. So I was dressed up hunting along with everybody else. Everybody looks so beautiful, black and excellence. He was in the mix. In the mix, it was star studded to child. Beyonce was up in there, jay Z was up in there, a little Blue Ivy was up in there. Everybody was in there. I'm jealous. Why you ain't invite me, bitch, because it was invite

only bitch. I barely got invited, but I made it. But yeah, a friend of mine, uh his his company sponsored um the event. He was one of the one of the major sponsors for the event. Ghiblify. Just to shout them out, it's a it's essentially almost like PayPal at this point or Quicken, Like you used the app to donate your ties to church, Like you don't gotta go to church no more. You could donate, you know, through the app. A lot of churches are on this network.

Too because it boosts their revenue. People don't actually have to physically come to church anymore, so this this is a major company. Um. They also do nonprofit donations and like political you can donate to your favorite political party through the app as well. Y'all check it out, give a five. Mm hmm, yeah, it was nice if you give a fun check out, give a five. That should be their slogan, stupid not for church ship. Oh yeah, you're right, So let's get in the dumb internet news.

Uh Blue ivy bit more than Eddie k. You were there, so tell us about that. She did okay, And I don't know if it was like a little em ploy or something to have her run to check up on

these damn guests. But so that particular auction, it was actually um, they were auctioned off different art pieces from some of the artists that were there, but the last auction was for the airings that Tina Knowles had on the Lorraine Schwartz A. Yes, so the bid the areas are worth a hundred thousand dollars and I think they started the bid off at thirty thousand and UM. The original judge that was up there like doing the auction was Star Jones. Star Jones left and had to catch

a flight somewhere. So then Kiki Palmer, who was the host of the event, she came back out there and then she was running that ship up by five thousand dollar increments. Mhm. So the winner ended up getting it for a hundred and five thousand dollars. But they straight out of Tina those ears, Like, you can go straight to eBay with that ship and triple your money right quick. I would think they would keep them, but who knows.

If you got a hundred five thousand to just bid on some earrings that an auction, you're doing well out here exactly set me back two years years, Like you said, the girl, but Blue Ivy was in there looking like she was twenty years old. Okay, she had her black sunglasses on the whole night. She's just a big girl. Yeah, beautiful little girl. Yes, was out there with the babies out child him titties was sitting. Beyonce is big. Those

breasts are really big. She looked really beautiful, but those titties was busting out, and I don't know, can we say this, I feel like Beyonce had a b B l Okay, I'm scared. I don't know because you know, everybody else getting the exactly she probably did get like a little mommy makeover type thing, or I know, kids make that ass spread for real. She always had hips, but honey, she got the ask to go with it. Now. Okay, even those titties don't even look fake titties. Those are

like real mom, those are mom titties. Yes, what else happened was embracing her body like that. Let's be real. Angela Simmons is dating yo. Got to you guys, well, allegedly. I don't want to say they are, but if like they're hanging out there all in Paris, they were in what was Dubai m together riding on the sand dudes, and listen, I just want to say, manifest you guys.

If y'all don't believe in manifestation, this nigga put this girl in the song how many years ago, saying you don't know about six years ago, and look at him. He got what he asked for. You better put that ship in the universe. And all y'all have been singing that song. Y'all was manifesting it for him, singing that exactly.

It's a little easy when you got the check. Though, if you're trying to manifest a person in particular, it might be a little bit easy if you got money, right, and you got a platform, because everybody was manifesting the forum by singing the song. I want to they just hanging out because she always act like relationships don't be that serious, like I know, she's probably just private. Yeah,

mm hmmm. She got a socially awkward to me a little bit to me, ain't the way she out the way and du buy in Paris and ain't fucking they was sucking in I'm saying, dude, Well, she was out hacking like she was a virgin for a very long time. You remember that. Well, you know she got her daddy.

You know, you gotta do what you gotta do out here, right, she might make it not her in particular, but that position in life might make it to the list later from me, from me topic, All right, So quaven gonna take off to the podcast last week or over the weekend, I'm not sure. And they were asked, Nikki or Cardi. They were on drink Champs, right, yes, drink Champs. Drink Champs to just be coming with the ship's okay, so they said, and Nikki VICCARDI, what do you think about that?

I feel like that comes from a place of beef because we already know, like it that's it to me outside looking at we don't know what these people got going in real life. But it doesn't look like Offset be working with them for real. It's like the group is broken up. And you know, usually when that happens, the woman, whoever the woman is, she's gonna get blamed for why, you know. And I feel like they just might just be on different life cycles. Like does Quevo

or take Off have children? I don't know. I don't think so. Yeah, like Offset has four kids at five now because they just had another little boy, so he has five kids. Plus he's a married man. Like, it's just gonna be different and my wife comes first, you know. Despite all of that, I just feel like they should have just not answered the question. They could have left that question off. They be like, man, you were they were supposed to drink the drink, drink the douce say

and to the next question, y'all trying to pause beef. Yeah, no, it's already beef. It's already beef. They just wanted to beef, to be out there because yeah, they wanted to be out there for the world, because you're not gonna choose Nickio Riccardi, like when they're already beefing, right, just adding fuel to the fire. If you manage your family, just say that. So what did Cardi have anything to say about it? So I she posted staying on that she didn't at anybody, but it was just a post and

delete that says stand on that. So we would assume that she was talking to them, but we can't say for sure that that's who she was speaking to. She could have been speaking about anything. I guess Cardi has been on a war path for the last I don't know, six months. It's just after the Tasha k Um trial, like the civil law suit she had against Tsha k and then now it's like she gotta get used to being a celebrity and I don't. The thing I don't like about it is like people like, oh, this is

what comes with being a celebrity. I like to think of myself as a real private person, So I wouldn't like if people were making lies about me and just saying shift a clickbait online. But to say I'm gonna wake up every morning and and and I feel like sometimes celebrities look for that because the same way you've got a bunch of people saying negative ship, it's gonna be way more people saying positive things, So why not focus on that. But she focuses on a negative a lot,

and that has to be tiring. But you know what, it's easier to say. It's easier to say that when we like celebrities. No, I understand it. And this is why, you know, I think I've told you about this before. I won't I won't stay with the name of the company is anymore. But I would like to come up with a company where we'll clap back for you. You You can hire one of our staff members to do forty

clapbacks today. We'll have the most brilliant ratchet black women and gay men because they're gonna be the funniest and they're gonna fucking tell your grass up at two point two seconds. So you could just hire somebody to handle

your light work. Then that way, you know you don't have to worry about the stresses of clapping back to a regular daggla moutherfuckers don't even brush their teeth yet and talking ship first thing in the morning, right, you know, I just feel like I couldn't imagine like these people. I'm sure at one point they were all like family, you know, like a real family, and then to wake up and hear them saying that they choosing your arch

nemesis over you. I don't know if Cardi and Nikki are arch nemesis, but you know, someone else over you. It's hurtful, it is, it is, But I mean, do that's something I might have Out of all things that I could have commented on, that probably would have been one of the things that I'm like, oh, okay, I would have made. I would have made a posting delete about that, honestly, or just posting stay with your chest lead at your right there. Yeah, but I might post

an delete, might delete later. I don't know. I don't know. She gotta get used to people talk about her, that's all. And she she'd be wanting fight and used to it. She probably is used to it. I mean, as much as people talk about that woman, it's probably she only addressed a small fraction of of it. Ain't no way she could address everybody, right, And the thing is, uh, Nicki Minaj is the very same way. If you say anything against her is like fuck you forever. It's her,

it's her personality. I just feel like these rap women, like females and rap are really like taking over the rap game. I feel like and they should just be unity, but that would be too positive for it to be reality, so right, I don't know. So do you think that the people that Nicki Minaj had on her remix for Freak, do you think like they chose sides? Because you noticed that Akbar was befrom with Cardi um JT was Bee

from what Hardy Cardie called her a lapdog. So it's like, because I was on this song with Nicki Minaj, that means I can't funk with you too. And I feel like Megan Stallion just kind of stays neutral, right mm hmm. But she was having the back and forth with somebody recently too, Like everybody on that period, that's all everybody period that's sinked up. Yeah, rap bitches don't sink up. It's embarrassing. Hey, y'all need to grow the funk up? Anyway? What else we got going on? Chat? Oh, I don't

even want to talk about this all right. Charlemagne speaks on call with Kanye about so go ahead, we're gonna we're gonna play the clip for me and Kanye got into an argument. He called me last November. He calls me, he's basically trying to get me on board to ship on somebody. He knows it's my friend Pete. Davidson like, you got it. You're not calling me just to you know, Pete is my friend, right. He's like, oh you know, um uh, you know, we got a save the new

Maryland Monro. You know what happened to Maryland Monroe, right, Marilyn Monroe died at drug addiction, so we gotta save the new Maryland Monroe talking about Kim and I'm like, yo, you know, Pete is my friend, right. So he's going on and on, and then he finally he goes my wife because out here fucking a white boy with a tennis petis and you won't help me. My wife is out here sucking a white boy with a tennis penis, and you're telling me that's your friend, but you're supposed

to be touch out. He's screaming, run the phone, entertating, entertating, hilarious. What am I supposed to do, but laugh at that. That's just sounds wild a is fuck, Kanye need to keep shot Shalomagne name of his fucking mouth, especially if you've not been on the phone with him, like pouring your fucking heart out by how your bitch getting funck by this super big dick, white boy. You might get that to yourself. I just feel like, keep talking about dicks in the sizes, guys, I want to know, Just

keep let's keep that up. I appreciate that type of conversation if we're gonna talk about anything. Oh, remember we talked about Kanye one day. We were saying how we don't think that Kanye really could hold that dick down like that, like he ain't really fucking nothing. A girl had us up on on Instagram and she was like she knows firsthand that Kanye can't funk and got me. Yeah, she said he had a big dick, so I don't know, get a cock shot. One day Kanye said he buy

all his girls a house. Okay, I just imagined Kanye got condoms that say white lives, White semen matters. Know the funk, He don't white semen matters all right? Anyway, that's that's what you're mad about the most. The white T shirt. The T shirt, that's what people most mad about. I'm not mad. I don't care about none of that stuff.

I just wish Black people would take their energy away from all of these different things, the different antics that people do, the story headlines, the dead Men Dad on the street, that this ship is just all traumatizing, and that I agree with Kanye, you know the majority of the should he be saying? Um as far as the ship with Charlomagne asked, like, Nigga, you need to be careful who he'd be talking to and who he tells it to. You know what I'm saying, like, everybody ain't

your friend. That goes for both both. You just have to be careful. Everybody is not your friend. And Charlomagne already drew the line of the sand when he said, Pete Davidson is my friend. Kanye, you can't call me to try to turn me against my friend. Like what the fund is that? And I'm not about to talk about my friend with you either, Right, And then why are you bringing it up on drink Champs Because I left it alone, left it over there, Right? That was

last year. That's I remember when it happened. I remember when Shalomagne said it on the Breakfast Club about um, you know, talking about what's his name, Dick, but nicky you I didn't know he started it though, I didn't know Kanye started it. But just keep talking about Dick's fellas, the sizes, the shapes and sin pics. All right, what else happened? That's a bit we're going to break. All right, you're right, all right, y'alls, listen today we want to

talk about, like what you professions have the biggest holes? Okay, based on today's conversation and stupid Internet news, looks like podcasters my fall in the motherfucking list. We all know, though I know firsthand, so Tammy, out of the guys you've been with, like, who what are they doing? Who cheated the most? You think? Out of my personal list, the biggest cheaters, the biggest holes, we're fucking party promoters, club promoters, party promoters. They was fucking fucking all them

bitches in their section. They're getting pussy all the time. It was just too much. I went and bought a cattrus mit to catch all the pussy that was flying in by nigga. I was playing baseball, bitch with the pussy, just dive in the second base, diving the cashy pussy. I can't do it them all. So party promoters is number one on your list? Party promoters is definitely number one on my list. I would say number one on my list would be fucking truck drivers. Truck drivers, yes,

like I like. I like niggas who do ship like. I like niggas who bill shit. I like dirty niggas. Okay, I'll just let's just be clear. I like manly men. So if you're building a house or some ship, are you running a trucking company? Them my type of nigga. But the holes, yes, they'd be sucking up parking lot lizards. That's what they call them. Them ladies to be with, not the dudes I was fucking with, or like the men who I've been with who are truck drivers. But

generally truck drivers are disgusting. Have you seen them? Yeah? I know I know some nasty as truck drivers. We like the pepe water bottle and the truck where they'll be sticking, the dicking the water bottle and all the bacteria just right there on the rim and then pissing in the bottle to eating the sandwich. So I would say truck drivers would be at the top of my list. Also, yeah, hell yeah. Party promoters for sure. Party promoters are the worst my neck. My number two is drug dealers. Drug

dealers get pussy. Drug dealers and scammers. They come together as a team. Anybody. I don't want no scammer dick like you an't got no cash, nigga, Oh you got his cards? I don't want that pieces hit no like nigga go out. I remember one time I went out with a friend and she she had this scamming ass nigga who took us out. Girl, When I say, he had like a little roller decks full of different cards. He told a waitress pick one people, money thief. Let me tell you that I went. You're done with you.

He gonna steal your social Security number. I went out with this guy and I didn't know he was scammer, Like that's not my aesthetic, but I didn't know, and we went We went to dinner and I just ran to check up out, order whatever I want, like I typically do. And at the end of the night he was trying to pay the bill and this nigga pulled out seven hundred dollar gift cards. What he paid with a bunch of twenty five dollar gift cards, so it's

like a stack of dollar gift cards. The bill was probably like four five hundred dollars between the two of us, and he used twenty five dollar gift cards to pay the bill. So he used one and another and another until they got the five hundred dollars. Oh my god, I was so embarrassed. I just wanted to slide up under the table. I want to go home. I was

down there tie shoes. I had on high heels, but I was tied by shoes street because I was so embarrassed, like, oh my god, I'm not dealing with no type of ship. Oh my god, come on, man, that ever went out with him again, I didn't know he was a scammer. Though the restaurant could have called a police on y'all because nigga, who the funk posed up with gift cards? Y'all? Not on y'all on that niggay, I didn't notice. I'm sorry to this man. I do not know this man.

I met him. This is our first day officer. Guilty by association. You got set here called up the crab dip and the crabbing you this is running the muck and there act is stupid. Yes I was. I was like, when you see my drink get low, bring another? Oh goodness, let me see who else on my list? Uh uh, we already covered drug dealers. You know. They asked um them call center niggas. The niggas in the call center. Oh yeah, it's only a couple of them, and they're

sucking all of them. I remember when I used to work in an environment like that, and I mean the niggas would be fresh on the floor, fresh off the street. They and everybody on everybody is the message. And I used to be like, listen, I'm for it, but keep trying. Somebody in here fight. I tell them niggas that somebody's gonna bite they be and everybody ship right girl, Yes girl. It was one nigga who had several baby mamas in the same building, plus a wife at home, all at

the same Varizon. Never worked at Verizon. Hell no, I'm not gonna say weird, because anybody who listens to this show and that ever worked with me, they know exactly who. Then I'm talking about this nigga sucked this thumb. I wish I might have a baby before nigga. Who sucked they thumb? Oh goodness, ill, why is he? That's weird? Um? Who's your number three? My three is personal trainers. They'd be fine. They'd be stretching you out at the end

of your workout. The person one of my personal trainers before, I ain't gonna but was he stole debbiting money at your bank account while you were sucking? It's my question that is fucking wild. So this nigga working your ass out and you're giving him pussy and I nig your auto draft out your checking account. I know that ship

was wack. His helly did that one time with one trainer, and it was like in my early mid twenties, and then he started getting real laxed on my workout, Like I would come in from my workout and he just act like he could do whatever he wanted. I need you to focus on this body getting me in shape. He would like go out and talk to some white dudes outside while I'm you know, like, no, you need to stay here and focus on me. I paid you just because you be fucking don't mean you get to

do what you want. Now. As soon as that nigga started talking some sexual ship to me, bit y'all was canceling out or drift. That's what I should I wasn't say I was younger. I wasn't smart like I. He still did a job. No, you pay for that with your pussy, THU exactly because that is currency. But when I tell you this man was fine, he was in shape, and I think he'd be doing dick ups at night because that didn't this is strong. That was part his workout. Shame.

Hold on, we got we got an actual list. Wait a minute, let's let's go through this list right quick and see if anything resonates. This is this is this list is actually off of Twitter. Youth pastor that's I don't know any youth pastors. I don't even think. I don't even think hetero sexual men go to church. That's just my they do. Single hetero sexual man, yes, I've never seen one. You wife, I've been to church and

it don't be no single niggas in there. If they a woman, No, that's not true, especially if you grew up in the church. M Okay, well, youth pastors is number actually number one on the list. Maybe she has. Yes, look Barber's on it now, then Barbara's definitely be hose. Yeah, because they'd be sucking them single moms that come in and get their so and haircut. Oh you know who

missing the goddamn youth football coach. Yes, now you know the mom's be smashing they asked, so they started to get them positions, not just football in the a auth sport your child playing. They fucking yep, that's not even on this list, and that that's a real thing. Okay, yes it is, because I know some motherfucker's number five on her list is true active duty military and he bringing a dick in a Challenger our charger. Right because they got commaro drop, they will be married and if

they get deployed, they single the deployment. I know that firsthand. I didn't lived it. Look, so I guess on the list for women, uh, it gotta be military wives then, because them holes be homing. Listen, let me tell you all right, y'all, I still live in Europe, and I lived on a military base with my sister, and there was this lady, this black woman, she lived across the street, and I woul see her and I would say hi,

I speak. And she always wore long ge skirts, long ge skirts, you know, and like kids, that type of bit, you know, like she was very very submissive, white, very yes, very woman baby that husband deployed. I was here in hip hop coming out the window. I was here in kaya. Don't you know, nigger no coming out the window a part of her house. Now, like she was on the whole different level w her nigga was gone, not a whole different level. I year that a whole different level.

That was like you are different, whore your gene skirt at shame. Look they got cosson the niggas on there. Plant workers. Plant workers are definitely hos, factories, plants. They cover all men that have jobs essentially, so any man who breathes basically is a how male nurses. I don't know many male nurses. I know a couple of doctors and they're definitely some holes. Right. I think that's about it from my list of niggas that I know personally.

Can you think of anything else any other type of man? It's just um unemployed niggas that dick be on the charger all day but for ready. But look, you know I'm in Charleston, right, which is a port city, So I would like to add to that list. Longshoreman, they're the biggest holes in SOUTHA. I mean in any city with a port, they slaying that dick off the water. Yep. Yeah, I'll add that to the Listen. Not like that's a real thing. Okay. I remember my mom because my daddy's

a long showman, so is my stepdad. But my mom would call on Wednesday girls because the niggas get their pay checks on Wednesdays. So she'd be like, yeah, all on Wednesday girls down there to get them nigga checks. Right, No, No, that's right, the Wednesday girls. All right, we can't we did the men. We definitely gotta do women. We can't just talk about the bartenders. That might be number one.

That's number one bartenders to be definitely, and especially the ones that's in the strip clubs, Like I feel like they probably be getting in more than a damn strippers stripples. Yeah, you know, so they it's almost like and that and that's that dynamic, like the bartender versus the stripper is like the bartenders think they're better than the strippers. Like I don't gotta take my clothes off to get this money, right, but you'll be doing it. They'd be naked behind the bar.

Damn there like y'all, ain't no better, no different. NISI right there finessing and pulling the ass too. I used to be a bart strip club bar temper, so you know firsthand, like you may come up with us. It's a couple of times. Look, Number nine is hair stylis. I'm not a tuning number that guy. First of all, I ain't know O no more. I hope this got deleted a long time ago, but okay, I've been wanting

over a decade and a half hair stylers. Dude, I know firsthand I've seen something not me, but I never supposed um. Number eight strippers, we already went over that. Yeah, fast food service. So we're saying that the bitches at McDonald's it's the hose. I guess they have it your way backwards, ma'am. Um, let's see Instagram party promoters now that are they Instagram thoughts? The social media holes? I

don't know. I just like to think that it would be the regular dangular bitches with glasses that really holds your local library exactly or teacher for secondary teachers, Well, teachers is on the list, teachers right like dm V employees. Now, I know that one is true because I know a couple. I know a couple of holes that work at the DMV. You want to get that and out of that quick, secretaries, secretary. I feel like anywhere that wear glasses, females that wear

glasses and pencil skirts and natural hair. Look, the natural hair bag is gonna be real mad at me this week. Y'all know y'all be fucking exactly um customer service call centers, Yeah, all of them be fucking seen a and nurses. Who's the biggest holes and seeing on the nurse it's the nurse, you think, so they got they be working too hard. She'd be tired, and did she get off? They both be tired, but the see and they'd be more tired. She'd be cleaning band pains and ship and cleaning up.

She don't want to fuck as much as the nurse. I don't know like these some solid as lists, but I feel like they just basically saying everybody be holes. You saw how Boosey boy was saying Instagram. I turned everybody to hoe women holes man, holes. I agree with that ship because like Instagram is like a hoadex what you mean, like in the past, like maybe we would cherish relationships more because we just didn't have access this

visual access to all these people. Now you could literally just go and pick a new nigger, right, I mean not just Instagram. You have apps like Hinge and plenty of Fish and Tender where you could just you know, meet people in hook up if you want to. Right, I've been trying to get on. Um, what's this app that they just will not accept me? Is it for like celebrities? Yeah? Raya, Oh yeah, I'm trying to try for years to at least since like two thousand and seventeen. Oh,

I didn't even know. I've been out there long. I tried to get on and they just will not let me in. And you know how, you have to have like somebody who like recommends you. I even had some good recommendations, but they just playing with a kid girl that's probably only like four niggas on it anyway, they're like white women, So no, it's all kind of niggas. My the girl who recommended me she went out with most of isn't he married? Yo? Maybe it wasn't most deaf.

Maybe it was deaf most and she just got it backwards. Man's it's time for conversion something that who We'll be right back, y'all, all right, I'll be back. So we're gonna do a random sex fact today. What we got damn all right? So it says sex reduces stress on top of obvious physical benefits. Research shows that getting business, getting busy calms nerves, lowers blood pressure, and reduces stress.

Grab your partner before the big presentation at work. In one study, participants who had sex before a public speaking experiment were less stress. So maybe you people on your jobs that have very stressful jobs are fucking to reduce stress and be more productive. I believe that, especially like what sales call center type jobs, that ship is fucking hell is stressful. So maybe you know there's a big correlation there, right, And maybe you're onto something, onto some

dick that's the day onto. But that sounds about right for real? Man? You you you might, you might, you might be onto something. You know, it's kind it was an important bitch, yeah, because I mean I probably have abused sex in the past. What do you mean abuse sex? Like because I'm stressed out like me. I'm not addicted to food in that way, but I'm addicted to people

in that way. Right, If I'm stressed out, like I might just use that dick to get the release I need, right and that and that's the thing, and it really actually works. Now me, I don't typically go to dick, but i'm stress I go to marijuana and cake. That is, that's why drug of choice. Now, I need to get tossed around a little bit. If I'm stressed out like I need to get tossed around. I need to get

like abused a little bit. Beat me up, Scotty. I think the words are beating me up, not beating me up too, Because chocolate cake, if we come first before some dig any day, a warm piece of cake or gasmate like that'd be a good way to get a piece of pussy for me. It's to bring me a warm piece of cake, right the American pie. I don't know, child, but listen, this is a nice little short sweet How many episodes in the whole Now we're about to be

on a hundredth episode. We gotta do something special for a hundredth episode. A hundred We've been talking almost a hundred times, bitch, I know I ain't that crazy. God, I appreciate y'alls on top us still talking on the phone and ship, right, bitch, I'm tired of talking to you know no, it ain't know me yet. Were talking talking? Holes be talking right, oh, podcastles be holes. I ain't no hole no more. My whole niece got deleted a

long time ago. Look, I had somebody fixed my whole facts like fix your credit, right, I had somebody fixed my ship. They control all delete. Ain't that no? No, that's right unless I wanted to be. If I ain't come, it don't count. Yes, I don't think period. If you gotta penetry to the count, whether you came, it never happened, it did. My truth is my truth. Alternate facts, alternative facts.

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