Ep. 63 "99 Won't, 1 Will"

bad from pollen until I can see it. But I can't see it on cars or nothing, but it's already. It's like invisible. Girl. We got what the fund is that calipine trees in Charleston and I can't keep my car clean? Like? Why im a month of pollen? I'm sick of this ship because I can barely breathe. Breathe again. I'm tired of taking take your medicine. How was your weekend, bitch? I went out to dinner. Um, you went on a date. No,

not exactly. My family, Um, my sister and my nephew was in town, so I hung up with them and my sister's friends. My nephew plays football and ship. So I went to this little football camp this weekend for my weekend. Y'all, I just got to slow down. I just got to slow down. COVID had me stuck in the house, and now I'm just like stuck in the house. What stuck in the house? And I've just been outside outside. But I live alone, so it's just like, why should I just stay in the house by myself when I

can be outside mingling with the masses. I don't be missing going out like that. That's because you'd be bowed up. I do not be bowed up, you know. I wish I do not be I ain't got no boob, I don't have no boot, I don't have like a potential booth. So I'm just kind of like hanging out with the girls. I like being booed up, but I definitely gonna be brewed up but up. But girls saying the same thing twice don't make it mean nothing different. Beach, I don't

like hot girl summers like I like this dick. When I get off the beach, I'm sorry. I don't want to go out of tower, bitches, So I'm working on that. You can go out of town with bitches. It's still suck dick. Yeah, random dick, because that's what I'm saying, bitches be doing. Don't take on bitches, be fucking random. Nick is on vacation. I with it, Shaye. What we got going on in stupid ass internet news? A lot?

This girl a lot. Jesse Williams is asking the court to reduce his child support payments for his eight year old and six year old children. So apparently he's paying forty dollars monthly child support and he wants to reduce. Uh. He was making He made six point two million and a hundred eighty thousands and residuals on Gray's Anatomy, But now he's making sixteen hundred dollars a week as a star of the play Take Me Out, So he's not

making that kind of ends right now. So he said he don't want to pay them forty bands a month. What do you think about that? Yeah? I mean when people life changes, you go to court and you have things adjusted. So his ex wife still wants them to come up with forty a month even if he's not making up. I just want to say, Lord, everybody, by your heads, Lord, what you're doing for others. Please see

fit to do for me in the name. But she's just safe man forty thousand on my Listen, we need to we need to see what the annual income or

salary is for a celebrity baby mama. Be good. They're just making faint because apparently apparently she doesn't work, and she holds a New York real estate license that she's not using, so you want him to get a better paying job so you ain't gotta work, basically, right, they need to go on and create a major in college for celebrity baby mama because if he's paying forty dollars a month, it's a career option, all right. Hell yeah

the fuck. You know some people, I'm pretty sure. I'm not saying I'm pretty sure, but people breathe their children. It's just black women don't be bred to to to go after those type of suitors. Does somebody straight take care of your ass? Like, really, you're supposed to be going from your daddy house to your husband house, but straggling and as he's supposed to have like a dowry or something for my motherfucking man, exactly make it rain on me at the wedding. You know, like they do

at the African weddings. That's what we need, an African child support. But for somebody who has this kind of money, just seemed like should they even be on child support? He don't seem like the type that wouldn't take care of his kids. I'm sure he wouldn't be giving her that much. No, that's excessive. And she's not working, so we said that before. She is not working. She has a New York real estate license and she's not using it. So basically, you need him to go get a higher

paying job so you can continue not to work. Are we mad at her? Yeah? Because kids are both parties responsibility. But I guess you know, once you married, she's a full time custodian though sounds like okay, but I know a full time job in itself for who because a lot a lot of people. Yeah, that's what I was about to say, Like in a marriage, I guess once you divorce somebody, if he was making a certain amount of money, he has to pay for you to maintain

this lifestyle. Mm hmm. But if he's not making that money anymore, the courts should adjusted. And I feel like if she ever loved him, she would want to adjust it to Alexa play was Love Got to Do With It? By Tina Turner. No, I agreetars is a lie. I mean you can survive off much less much much less, or get back to work since uh, everybody doing real estate now, I go ahead and get back to work. But she living in New York? Like, how good is that? Realist?

I'm pretty sure. I'm pretty sure. Like the fucking sh is astronomically nobody vinyl houses right now? For real? She unify her some damn investors. That's just buying up some damn property somewhere. Good luck, Jesse. Guess what Tyler Perry admits to using my dia voice in bed Ill? What the fund is that about? Could you imagine he'll put his dick and you tell my heiler, Oh, this is pussy good hler Is it pussy m that he's using that voice? One? Oh? That is that is a good question.

Is he using that voice when he gets some dick? Tyler Perry is not gay. Tyler Perry is a straight black man. I know again nigga stole his credit card one time. How did that happened? How this nigga, How this young nigga got your fucking wallet. Please tell me, because because I know how I get nigga's wallets. The fun. I thought he ty Perry had a girlfriend at one point.

He might do. He might be bisexual, but I don't think he's ever said he's had a sexual I just don't understand why media would ever need to come up and again like at all, gay, straight, whatever whatever you like. MDIA needs to stay the funk out, Yeah, because I'm definitely not sucking media dog me neither. She got the big as cities though. The closest I'm sucking to the closest I might fun to media is Oprah. You bitch, girls gonna beat your ass. I'm just playing girl and

stay at me. Oh y'all, we can only aspire to beat their motherfucker's when we get that a shot. So I heard Jannet Jackson used to date Tyler Perry. You heard a motherfucking like bitch. Ain't no way Tyler Perry got no Jenny Jackson. Listen, Tyler Perry was sucking with Jamaine dupri Why the funk would she not with? Uh? See, that's how room will start. Tyler Perry was sucking Jamaine Dupris.

You know what I meant, Janie Jesson. See that's how room will start right there, welcome to Atlanta, like and you know, I feel like she only did he Jamine dpre to get at one up on the Ridkerry for hits for songs. She was definitely acting on a on a couple of Tyler Perry films. She want she don't have to funk for no job. That's Jennie Jensen. Janet Jackson was sucking for them lead roholes, Honey, Janet bo. I just don't understand why she Jermaine and Tyler Perry.

That just don't seem right. She all got no preference. She just probably right. I don't see. She's probably just like good people. That's how she She probably just based it on goodness and ship. You know her voice sound like that's how she feels, like fucking rainbow bright Cariburians, bitch. I just really like people who are good and kind. Heller. You can imagine him doing that to her room to Janet Jackson, Chad Tyler, I like it when you do

my dear voice in the bed, do it, Tyler, do it? Tyler, Heller, hellerge it. Let me stop, y'all so I guess we got to talk about the elephant in the room, what the whole world is talking about out. But before we do that, let's go to a break. We'll be right back. I know you've been talking about it all week, but we're about to talk about a little bit more. Will Smith, Chris Rock, Jada Pinkett smacks slapgate. Yo. Was it necessary? Yeah? Sometimes no, because we just got finished having an episode

saying domestic violence is never necessary. I don't know if that's counted as domestic violence, but it was violence, So violence is never necessary. How most change comes with violence. So maybe now Chris Rock will watch his sucking mouth about to do a comedy tour. His ticket sales went up, and he's about to say worse ship than he said then because Will Smith won't be there to smack his ass this time. I'll be unpaid and niggo to be there just in case, because I said, keep my wife

therebut your motherfucking mouth. No, he's about to go crazy. I feel like that little part was added for us to meet. Okay, first of all, let me listen. Let y'all know that I believe that ship was fucking staged. This is a j also here and Will Smith had to add that keep my words name out your mouth to make it more convincible, because you know, that's like black people talk. If somebody say that ship, it gotta be real, right, Why what reason would they have to

do that? Because the motherfucker Oscars ratings have been in the fucking trash can for hot for a decade or more. That's why this is the first year it was produced by a black man. Will Smith got his first Oscar. You smack a nigga, right, and then get the Best Actor awards shortly thereafter? You just acted and then you got an award for doing it. I don't think that was a nact. I really feel like he felt some

type of way. I don't feel like Jada would want to use her ball head as a catalyst for ratings for the Oscar Awards, Like I'm sure they would be like, can we come up with something different to get in a fight about exself? For Jada ball is Like you know what I'm saying, Like, I don't think that was it. I feel her pain ship. I would have been mad too, because I'd be feeling my ship and all the time with a shadow, so I was feeling my ship in watching the oscars like me and Jade ain't the same boat.

God damn. All right, so let's talk about it as if it were real, right, Let's just say, let's just let's just say how to leave the fucking smack? Was the smack was real? Yes? But was the whole ordeal nonstage? I don't know, it's real questionable. It's just like how Chris Rock look hands behind his back like he prepared to get smack. So do you feel like Jada Pinkett really got alopecia or she shaved her hand to be a part of the conspiracy theory? I believe she has alopecia.

Her daughter has shaved her has had her head and shaved for the last how many years, and solidarity you know with her mom. So yeah, I believe that she does have alopecia. And she's a lot of black women have alopecia, a lot of us so a lot of women period. So if it were real, right, y'all know my stands on it, So let's say, was legit? Right? I feel like Chris Rock pobably should have got smacked.

I'm not gonna sit here and and they're trying to say that he didn't know about her her medical condition right with just some bullshit because she's very vocal about it. And we talked about Will Smith and Jada Pekett. These ain't no regular niggas. Okay, he's there, Pick, that's the pit his peers. You see what I'm saying. This ain't no stranger. And even if they're not friends, even if they haven't kicked it in the last few years, they know each other. They know of each other Rock, but

he may not. I didn't know she had alopecia to this ship happened. I heard, I heard she had alopecia. I didn't know. I just thought she was just embracing her head like that. You know, older women like to cut their hair off, like especially. I can't speak for white women, but I know a lot of Black women. They'd be like, funk their hair. Once they start getting close to fifty, they'll be cutting it off or sister locks wanted the two. Y'all remember Chris Rock had that

documentary Sorry good you remember? Do you remember Chris Rock had that um that good hair documentary? Yeah, so he knows like how important black women here is, Like Nigga you literally traveled the fucking world to see how much we spend on our hair. Not to mention Nigga spend a bunch of dumb money on stupid ship all the time. Why are you so concerned about black women in their hair? So I really feel like he probably should have been

got smacked. And then like the g I Jane ship is like, you know, the strong black woman, like he was taking a punch of that too. It was a poor joke. Nobody even laughed at that ship, for they did kind of get up. I think Will Smith even might have chucked up a little bit. And then he looked over, Oh we're mad. I'm about to come up

there and smacked the ship out of you. But I feel like his Everybody keeps saying that, but I feel like his laugh was a residual laugh from the previous whatever what was said, He was still in the midst of that. Now. You know how somebody can say some ship to you and you don't really catch it, but you did, is like subconsciously you heard it. I think that's what happened. We don't see when he got mad

because it was off camera. We saw Jada rolling her eye and we saw him laughing, and the camera then went went to Chris. We don't know exactly when he got mad. We know the nigger got mad and he went up there and smacked the black man. Yep, smacked another black man right across the face. Um, live television. What Will Smith has smacked white man or a bigger man? Do you think? Yeah? I think so. I think he would have smacked anybody up there who was making them jokes,

Will Smith, maybe not another woman. Jada would have went up there and smacked the bitch. Why she didn't smack Regina Hall? Then maybe those jokes were approved because um, they said that that joke was on the fly. Wasn't one of the jokes that had been approved for the show. It wasn't coming from teleprompter. It was You think Will Smith and Jada was at home like okay? Because I remember two thousand sixteen, I think Chris Rock close to

that oscar and they weren't there. Jada Pinkett was actually trying to boycott the Oscars and Chris Rock was talking shit about them, not he was a whole. So I wonder if they were at the house like shit, if this nigga said anything tonight I'm a smack as sucking ass, and she bright, I dare you, I dare you. I bet you, I will I bet you, I'll go up there. You ain't gonna do ship? Will you ain't gonna do? She I dare you? And they probably had some drinks

flowing that that ship. He was gonna go, Yeah, because the joke wasn't that bad, Like, it really wasn't that bad. But I can, I can, I understand it. But was it like smack warranted? No, it wasn't. I don't feel like it was smack warranted. But I get why he got smacked. But he could have fought him after the

show when everybody was drunk. That seemed like more like he would have did remember remember that ship you thought was so funny earlier tonight and then hit him like, yeah, I hit him with the Oscar across the dead He definitely, he definitely would have been looking at some other fucking charges at that point. That would have been a more professional way to handle it. I think, to smack him at an after party with the Oscar award after what after he got his award, you know, not during the

actual show. Oh so, black women around the world are applauding will Smith, while black men are very divided and indifferent. You got a lot of black men that's like, yeah, I'm smacking whoever about my wife, no matter what. But then you got others is like that wasn't you know, like we're saying like maybe it wasn't warranted, Like maybe, um, it wasn't that serious. They keep talking about August south Cinia.

They keep bringing him into the equation like that should be Will Smith shouldn't stay take up for his wife because she sucked somebody else, Like y'all don't be fucking other people. All the time they had, they were in an open relationship. Apparently he not mad no more. White y'all still mad about it. I don't have nothing to do with the person to your china, Like I ain't gonna fight over no woman who fucking more than me. That's what people are saying today. That was from I

was about to say, tain who was that? That was applied? Girl. First of all, you don't have a wife, Okay, let's be clear. And y'all they talk about Jada Smith like everybody loved Jada, loved Jade into that August has seen a ship. Now she's just like the worst fucking woman in the world. And that's not fair because men get a second chance a million times, they get a million

second chances. And not only are y'all talking about her like she's like the worst one in the world, you also saying she's not worthy of being protected by her own husband. Y'all stupid. Don't give a fun like if they choose, if they wake up and choose each other every day, no matter what's going on and their fucking lives, whose business is that? That's beautiful to me? Yes, like I want somebody who be about me like that too, Like,

no matter what's going on. They got children together, so at the least that's his baby mama the fuck y'all stupid? So you think Chloe should choose Tristan every time like that? Did you you see how I throw a monkey rich in that ship at y'all last? That is not her husband. You saw what Lamar Oldham said? What he said? Yeah, he said if he would have showed up for his wife more, they probably still would have been married, if

he would have showed up for her emotionally. All those this is what what black women are talking about when we say we want to be protected, you know what I'm saying, most of all, emotionally, we want to be protected absolutely. So do you feel like you want your husband to physically violate other people in your name even though they're not being physical, because I mean, he could have really gotten in some trouble you know for that. So are we protecting our men if we're saying yes,

slap that niggas for saying that, are we protecting them? Okay? So, first of all, I'm never gonna intentionally send somebody I love into harm's way, right, But we all know there are such things as fighting words and fighting words are could be subjective. You know what I'm saying. Certain things might be fighting worries to you, sir, things might be fighting worries to me. On that particular day, him calling

her g I Jane was fighting words. I mean, she didn't really send him in there, but she didn't stop him. You know what I'm saying. It's not now is Jada also the bad person because she didn't stop him from getting in trouble? But then we're supposed to let men do what they want to do, right, We're supposed to let men handle Let him man be a man and

just stay in y'all can't have it both ways. So what I would saying earlier is that black women are like, yes, that's a smack for all black women who be getting disrespected or whatever going for from this day for everybody getting smacked, Like that's how black women feel now from what I'm hearing. Yeah, but the only problem with that is somebody's niggers got good. You bet. I'll be sitting your man out the smack to see anybody because of what they say, because your man might end up shot.

It's not the same as the oscars. Every time real life you can get pop. Yep, you're gonna get pop. You're going to jail. And these are things that people do have to consider before they just roll up. Because we're talking about two prominent people in the community, right well everybody most we knew. Nobody was gonna die behind that, you know. And she was not an imminent danger, right you know, she wasn't in danger. Chris Rock wasn't really

in danger. He just got smacked a little little tapped on the face to be reminded not to play with Mike Laurie. He smacked the shut out of Pooky. It wasn't even really like all right, wasn't really a smack the ship out of it. Wasn't really we all saying he got we'll smacked the ship out of Chris Rock. But then he really smacked the ship out of him. He had it was like it was like it was like a faux finger slap, you know, it wasn't. It

was like a pap that nigga got papped. Okay, he moved for most of it, like he was going down as it was coming, So it wasn't. It wasn't like a real slap. I feel like Rick James was smacking motherfucker's harder than that in the eighties. Already he's backed the ship out. Charlie Murphy got the ship smacked down to him rest in peace. But I don't think it was the same. So I guess I touched on a little bit. So what I really want to talk about today is what does it mean when black women say

they want to be protected. You know, we want men to show up. Financially, we say we want a man that's a provider, right, so we want provision. The other major thing is protection, which is two different things. I heard a man say yesterday how can I provide if I don't have any money? I mean, excuse me, how can I protect if I don't have any money? And I'm like, provision and protection it's just two different categories. What you're talking about, willis it's two different things. Provided

for somebody and protecting somebody is two different things. So what do black women mean or what do women mean period when they say they want to protect her? What does that mean to you? So you can have you can be a protector with money, and you can be a physical protector because I know it's a lot of men who can protect you because they got security guards and they can afford them, but they can't physically protect you. You know, there's a lot of men out here like

I don't know. I feel like I felt like I've been with some niggas, Like if she really popped off, were both gonna have to fight our way out. I'm not gonna be able to just stand back in let my man that man save the day. He wasn't that type of nigga, but I knew that about him. But does that mean make him not a protector? He would try We probably both get the ass beat out there with him. I mean, everybody bound to lose at some point in life, like some you all lose sometimes, But

do you just want to nigger that? I feel like, Okay, so let me tell you the difference to what I'm seeing. Chris Rock may not have made it, Like, say, for instances, Beyonce was in there with that same ball head. Would Chris Rock have made that comment to to jay Z's wife? But Beyonce, We're sitting there with a ball head right now, I'm comparing. I'm comparing Will Smith and jay Z as men,

the two type of men, right. I don't think that Chris Rock would play with jay Z. I don't think Chris Rock would have said that to Beyonce had Beyonce been sitting there with a ball head because of who her husband is and just the energy that comes with jay Z. Like he don't feel like energy from Chris Rock, I mean from Will Smith. Because people only play with people they feel like they can play with. Well, yeah, I feel like people have been playing with Will Smith

for the past year or two. But that's because they opened themselves up to be played with. With these red table talks. You know, when you put yourself out there like that, you do you do open yourself up for that type of criticism. We don't know shit about what jay Z and Beyonce really got going on, so they don't make themselves the butt of any joke. Honestly, except

for in that elevator. That was the only time we could ever make some fun, have some fun with jay Z and Beyonce, and it was barely then she wind have made a song. Time out of course should go down when it's a billion dollars on the elevator they got the last laugh again. Oh my god, they have my sick of y'all. Motherfucker's don't never lose boy. Yeah, but what I'm saying is we want we want a

man with that jay z Aura. Yeah, that's the like even and I think that's what Will Smith was trying to, like reaffirming himself in that moment, not not just for everybody else, but for himself as a man, like you're gonna stop playing with us? And I don't, And I don't think a lot of people consider that part of it, like consider that like perceiving in that way, like it might not even have shipped to do with Jada, It might have all to do with him in his manhood.

That could be something he talked about a therapy. I know, I have seen a review of his book. That's like one of the things he talked about in his book. It's just like times he didn't show up. Oh he didn't defend himself and ship like that. So that could have been, Yes, that could have been therapeutic for him.

It may not even have had ship to do with Jada was like his manhood has been being tested for the last I don't know how many years now, at least four years since that August has seen a ship, and now Jade with the ball head and now people are like, oh, she's a man in the relationship. Come on, y'all right with all the memes and jokes, and I know I didn't staying on here and crack some jokes too, you know, so everybody had jokes, but do it, but I wouldn't. I wouldn't have did it with Will sitting

right here. I propise you I wouldn't have did that. That's why he had to get smacked because I'm on the front run. You're trying me and you're trying to play with me like that. That's why he had to get smacked and maybe maybe it wasn't that big of an issue. Maybe he didn't say nothing that wrong. Now, honestly, I haven't watched the full Oscars did you? Did you watch the jokes leading up to the smack? I know, I ain't never I ain't never watched the Oscars, the Oscar.

I respect, it's Oscar, Mayah, Like I don't eat them ship. So yeah, so that's not even for us. I feel like I don't even know why we feel like. I mean, I guess it's an accolade that people aspire to when they're actors actors, But but we've just we we put out so much great Why is Will Smith just getting an Oscar the pursuit of happiness? Ali, think of all these great ass roles that he has played and he's

just now getting an Oscar. Because you know, it's not even for us, I'll be feeling like, So, I don't know. That's a different story. It was a lot of first Oscars in that knife for black people, and I just hate that. I hate that first black person at first. I hate that ship because it's just like fun the people ship. Man. Yeah, like implying that we're just now being great enough. No, you're just now recognizing the greatness that's always been there. And that's the problem for me.

Now they always recognize it, that's the whole problem No with within the ward, they see it, but they don't recognize it within the war like they should, right right right, right right, yeah, but um for me just to go circle back around. For me, protection looks like like me, Okay, I always say partner selection is important. I'm not going to select a partner that I don't feel like it's

going to protect me. Like if somebody run up in our house, I gotta be the one getting a pistol, you know what I'm saying, Like, I know I'm gonna protect mine. So that's the same energy I need out of a man. And even if jay z ain't ain't a bout that life, he puts that energy off so people might just not funk with him. It's just like a dog that shows teeth at least, like you want to bark a little bit something like I don't want a passive, timid man that anybody can just play with, yes,

because now you can't play with me. So now here I am always trying to defend me and my man, and they already say black women aggressive, and that's the whole g I. Jane ship. That's why I get from that, That's what I get from that. You're saying that in a room full of soft white women that you have this ball head, militant g I Jane black woman like we we we we we can never be soft, we

can never. And she was beautiful, she looks so beautiful. Listen, everybody can't rock the ball head like that girl hard for me, me too, this schoolball had I got with that girl. I'm looking stupid girl. Everybody cannot rock a ball hair like that would be a real like I would be like depressed about that ship. I would be at the Oscars with a wigging like. But listen, she she may have been depressing, you know, try to reaffirm herself. And what was you know said she don't give a

funk about that ball head like she had a pickin. No, she find its hell like she come from a long lineage and find bitches obviously because her mom wall find it hell. So I don't think that. But you know, black women we know like the hair like we're big on hair. Chris Rock also knows that. Like I said, you you did the whole good hair thing the funk with us. Then then then here comes Jim Carrey ass

with an opinion stay out of black people business. That was a black that's a black moment, and stay out of it. And it's just like black people like, oh not at the Oscars. Why would we do that in front of people, first of all white people, in front of these good white folks. That's how they was at hand peg nigga, no stop a sim I'm tired of assimilating the codes with you. Y'all gonna get this realness. You're allowed to have emotions, were allowed to have feelings.

We don't have to be good good dot said black people for y'all. All right, so y'all want to hear my conspiracy ship about already said I have the leadership was real now, but oh, let me pour me a drink first before we do this ship. I want you already. I just want y'all to google like humiliation rituals and the things that these people do in holly weird like people like to call it. Just google it. The statue that you receive at the Oscars is actually a uh

Egyptian mythology. God Pata just look it up. And if you look at the back, like behind the people speaking at the oscars, you see all these pyramids and triangles and ship. Was it a ritual? Was it a humiliation ritual for Chris Rock? Maybe it was one for Will Smith? Will never know, but I just want to put that out there in your brains. I know people think I'm insane, but a lot of ship be making sense. I'm right around. And that's what we have. In this week's episode of

A Jay's Conspiracy Theory, Lollo had mercy. Y'all, No, but I saw that movie oswy Shut and they was doing something weird. That is one of man that movie right there. Yes see, I like to feed the beat sometimes, y'all see how hype? Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about. That's that ship right there. They put, They put ship ins, They put things in movies because they have to. They have to get our consent. That's all it's about. It's

about consent and compliance, consent compliance. So they put these things out there right maybe via movies, news, something on Instagram, timeline. They have we have to comply, We have to give our consent for them to do the dumb ship to us and we can't. We can't continue to give our consent. So if that ship a J was talking, really get your juices flowing, you should watch love Craft Country. Have you ever seen that? You know? You know why I got canceled. I know that made your a little pussy

with Look. I love love Craft Country because and it got canceled because it shows black magic, like the real black magic, black magic that black people possess. And now you're from Charleston, I know they'd be down there doing that. Ship Me bitch, why don't you fucking zessed up me some money, put something in your cauldron, Put in your cauldron, pot a spell for me to be a rich bach. Okay, but one thing for sure, Philly was turned up this week,

ain't God damn? And I just want to say, just because Will Smith smacked somebody, don't mean all of y'all won't get y'all as be you have because you called niggers from up north come down South and yeah, yeah it really Yeah, Philly, bitch, I hear meat meals all right down the street. Everybody playing meat meals. Everybody ordered Philly cheese steaks sandwich. Is this week like relax? Relax, you're doing too much. Okay, because well Smith was living

fresh Prince the Bare forever. Okay that they finally snap a motherfucker. Okay, y'all feeling people was extra filling yourself this week, the dreams of nightmares and niggers relaxed. Ye oh goodness, shame, shame. Look y'all, we got a dumb bitch story. We're gonna take a break. We'll be right back dumb bitched stories because we've all got a dumb bitch at least once in t our. Al Right, So I got a dumb bit story. The email comes from one of our listeners. It says, what's up, Tam Bam

and a J. I'm your number one fan. Don't you like um? Let's see you hold on. I'm your number one fan. I love your podcast. We talked back. I feel the conversations and topics are necessary and should be discussed because everyone goes through real ship when listening to the show. It's time for me to get away from real life and enjoy a good old girl time with

you too. So here's my dumb bitch story. I feel I never truly got away from being a dumb bitch because frankly, a girl is lonely because all I do is work, take care of my kids, and go to school. Also and the voice of viral TikTok video voice over, I don't want peace, I want problems always. I never heard that. You heard that before. I don't know that one me either. Okay, but anyway, more moving forward, she says, So, I am currently pursuing my graduate degree in social work.

I attend to class every Saturday and cohort of twenty one students. We have been together through the whole m s W. That's the Masters of Social Work program for almost three years, in which I graduate in excuse me, and which she graduates on twelve. Okay, girl, then some nice numbers can't fucking wait me. There's a guy in my class that I have a huge crush on. He has a great body, he's smart and has big dreams

regarding achieving his goals, and he already has his own business. Anyway, my ass is supposed to be focusing in class instead of mesmerized. Excuse me, let me go. Anyway, he was doing good, girl, you allow was proud of you. Shut up. Anyway, my ass is supposed to be focusing in class. Instead, I'm mesmerized by his chest, the way he moves, how he smells, the way he looks at me. I know I'm crazy as hell. My class has gone to lunch a couple of times between classes, down to a bar

called Slides. Him and I had flirted back and forth a couple of times, but we don't go further than that because he has a girlfriend and I'm married. I was only here come exactly right, so she says. I was only twenty one years old when I got married, never had any opportunity to explore life. Now I'm forty five years old. My husband and I have had our ups and downs. My husband seems not to want to

evolve with me. I try to motivate him, but he wants to start projects and not finish them, creating uh websites, giving up or pursuing certificates and data analysis training and then stopping. This leaves us to financial binds, but has made me depend on myself. I'm pretty sure I still

have scars from the time. During our marriage. Things became so financially challenging that I was almost homeless with our two children, and he went to live with his mom to pursue a degree in business, but did not achieve much after that. They say marriage takes two. So that's why I begin to work on myself, pursue my education to become financially independent. But it seems that the more I work on myself, the more the more it separates us. I love my husband, but the romance is gone. It

feels that just do your best, baby. Oh no, let me find my dad plays. It feels that he is with me for convenience. What is a girl supposed to do? I feel like I'd be wasting my life trying to stay in marriage that does not seem to evolve with time best regards love you guys, should you stay with your husband or get with the dude in your class?

That's essentially that's essentially the U. And it's really not the guy in her class because he has a girlfriend, right, But it's just it sounds like, you know, moving on. Mm hmm. So I feel like she's doing the right thing by focusing on herself, because you know, the whole family goes down with mom ain't good, right, so she has to um And then that is that's really rough because your husband has put you in a position like to,

you can't depend on him. And that's the thing we were talking about, the protection and providing, like those things go together. Now you can you're now you're in a marriage where you can't depend on your partner to make sure y'all are okay. That's you and your two kids and him because you love him too, so you care about his well being. So what do you do in that situation? And then she's saying, the more education she gets, the better she's becoming, the more distant they're growing apart,

all right. Yeah, So the whole in me saying, girl, have your fun, live your life. You only get one. Maybe have a rendezvous with the dude and declare room and then keep your husband. That's the whole in me. But the suitable sensible woman in me says, focus on the paperwork in your head lap and not the nigga in the chair in front of you, and see if you can save your marriage. And if you can't save it, if you find that it's in salvageable is that a word.

If you can't salvage your marriage, then it's hot girl, summer baby, come back outside. I've been Mary since one. She never had one, She never had one. Yeah, but hot girl summer at forty five two kids is different, Tanny. Let's just be honest, says who says forty five year old woman with two kids? Like, what are you talking about? Like you have a lot more responsibilities. She has a lot more responsibilities than you and I having a hot girl summer. That's why I said, Like, if her relationship

is not salvageable, I said, try to salvage it. But if it's not salvageable, she has to decide what she wants for her own happiness. Right, So I've seen this post one time. It was like, is happiness killing marriages? You know, because that's always the woman's thing. I'm not happy, I want to be happy. Do men sacrifice their happiness for their families? Men? They might go outside to complete the happiness, but they used exactly. So you know, there's always a study that comes up. Men love to read

the study about how it is. You know, whatever the percentages, it's a higher higher percentage of women that file for divorce. We know as fact that married women don't live as long as single women been married men live longer than saying longer, right, because women's been like trying to be happy in an unhappy space, and they only wanting to cheat on their husband and they want to divorce and then go out. And that's that's why I that the hole of me said, go do what he they do.

But the good girl to me says, try to say, alvage you're marriage. But getting the dick on the side is not going to give and it's not going to provide for her family. Getting that side dick is not going to provide for a family. She says, she already provided for her family. That's what I'm saying. But how does the dick on the side. She she wants a provider, She wants her partner to help her. How does a dick on the side solve that issue? It doesn't you

just letting somebody else use your pussy? I say, leave the marriage if it comes down to that, y'all, can't you know, go to therapy, try to work on things. If you can no longer communicate with your partner. Because she said, the romance is gone, gone, And that's where the dick and the side come in. What you're talking about, I don't know what you're talking about. She said, the romance is gone. I said the hole in me says, have your fund and then work on your marriage like

men do all the time. Or you can focus on your school work and all your goals and work on your marriage and if it's not salvageable, then come outside. Those are your options. Those are really her options. Is there any other option? Do what's right and try to make it work, or do what's wrong and have fun. Those are the only two options. God, dad, boy, women got it hard. You niggas always be like, oh, what what do we get out of marriage? What y'all get

a bitch whole life? What do you mean y'all get our bodies, y'all suck the body up with the babies, all these different things. What do you mean what do you get out of goddamn marriage? I say, go try therapy first, man, this try therapy. You don't know what type of du with this is in your class. You don't know what type of issues his girlfriend dealing with from him. And if he even just flirting with your ass, he probably dtf down to the grass. Ain't always greener,

she said. Her nigga left her almost homeless with two kids and went to his mama house. You know, actually it's said homeless. So it sounds like he went to his mom this. I would assume this would have been earlier on in their relationship, but they had the two kids at the time. She didn't really need She didn't list like the age of the children currently, so I can't I can't gauge how old. It sounds like there's some resentment there. M hmm, right. I would definitely resent

have some resentment if I knew that. Like, I'm out here with these kids and you at your mama house. Is she making you tuna sandwiches and ship and you gotta degree you ain't using it for real? It sounds like so she probably had some resentment. She might not even want to make that ship work. She probably tired. I told you, like, listen, one person forever sound like a long time to me. I don't know. When you get married at twenty one, Yes, it's a long time.

That's why I feel like when people should get married closer to, like, you know, thirty five, maybe thirty five forty, Like, honestly, you gotta have time to have funds to really know what you want in the marriage with somebody not supposed to be with. I don't know, something must be y'all listen. Don't listen to nothing I say because I just don't motherfuck no, because it sounds like I just haven't met nobody that I could see past five years. I won't

say that. Okay, So I feel you can love somebody longer than five I mean, not love them, but like want to fund them over and over again after if things are good. If things are good, yeah, if they I don't like the same, that same old stroke coming into being are day because it's not all about it. I like sex, don't get me wrong, bitch. I love like good sex. But intimacy to me, it is not

just sucking sex. It's all the other things telling me I look good, just complimenting me, just touching, all that stuff, all that ship weans and wanes off, overturn and then you roommates, and no, man, let me tell you, if you are not doing things daily to continuously fall in love with you're mate, you're falling out of love. So every day I have to choose each other, just like Well and Jada, no matter what the situation is, every

day they choose each other. They are a good example, but they was getting dick and pussy outside of the relationship. Maybe that's the answer. That might be the key. Yeah. Okay, so here for our listener, maybe you should suggest to your husband an open relationship boom solve everything. I bet you he'd be slapping motherfucker's by you by next summer. Bitch, are you ball headed? Because if you're ball headed, he's gonna be smacking niggas about your ass by next summer.

I promise, or introduced him to that nigked from your class. If you see that, you know other niggas that's doing well, might that might uh, that might make him put a little pep in his step if you know he got a little bit of friendly competition. Friendly. Yeah, but listen, congratulations to you on your education, my sister. We're very proud of you. Keep raising them sweet babies, and let us know what you decide. We want to hear. I don't want to hear what you decide. But don't listen.

Listen to a j don't listen to me. I don't know that I ain't got no man or no husband. Yes man, oh wait, I have a random sex fact for us, so it says most of us don't know that all babies have the exact same genital tissue. When they are conceived. At about twelve weeks, each baby's genitalia begins to differentiate into a penis or a labia. We are more like than we are different. The clitterers and the penis are the same materials assembled in a different way.

The clitterers has glands, a foreskin, a ractile tissue, a very small chaft, and all the parts that the penis has. It even swells when rowse. So basically we just have dicks that didn't grow Where the hole comes from. Now, I'm not talking about like the ureadthrough hole like for a man. I'm talking about our vaginal hole. Where did that whole come from? If we were all the same sex at some point, So they grow a dick out their hole and we have that opening the vaginal canal. Listen,

you're gonna have to sk psychology today dot com. That question sitting there with email beach, that's all they put. I don't know, imagine imagine being our big age and not knowing about this pussy. A lot of women don't know a lot about their vaginas in that way. Did you know that Jina was a dick? I mean, I mean not really a dick, but like no, like a little dick. No, no, the yeah, the clotorius is essentially a small penis. But I've always thought that all embryo's

war were not a sexual. I guess maybe we were all a sexual at some point, but I always and then the penis grows for the ones that's going to have a penis, That's what I always says. It says we don't have a sex yet. At twelve weeks, that's when our gender tellia begins to get a sexual into a penis or a labia. So we just little tadpoles, little yeah, little tadpoles waiting to give the fuck Christ the funk man. Y'all want her? Who want me? For real? I don't nobody want me? By my mom and my daddy.

He said, what's the moral of today's episode? Smack a motherfucker if necessary. That's not the morals. I thought you was gonna say something like there's all these different religions and groups out here, and they're waiting to humiliate you the first chance they get so they can have a ritual under the moon, like some bullshit like that. Shut up, it's not anyway. I'm gonna start a whole conspiracy podcast

without your asks. You watch listen, you we should. We're gonna start a segment for you just on our show that's called A J's Conspiracy Theories, so you and your tribe can come together. And yeah, I'm gonna start breaking down some of this ship that we'll be seeing on TV. I'm just start giving my little little takes on it. Girl, you don't even watch TV because that right, And that's why my mind is so open, because I don't be watching them. The television telling me lies visually, you know

what say? Yeah, I'm a hole, tap hotel up, just me, I come in peace. That's it. You spell a whole wrong bit, ain't no tell just a whole all right, y'all listen. So if you enjoyed this episode, please tune in every Thursday on an I Heart Radio, Apple wherever you get your podcasts. That just is your co host, A J. Holiday two point oh on Instagram. Follow me now, y'all, it's me official tam Bam on Instagram Follow me. I love you guys, y'all. Remember this. Speak now and never

hold your peace. I need no don't smake nobody