Ep. 62 "Domestic Discipline?"

d You know what, I gotta start taking pictures. I don't be taking no fucking pictures but that everywhere, and when I had to beat the boys off with his stick in that dress, the boys and the bitches. I might wear that ship again next weekend. I don't know. You know, the motherfucker's gonna remember that dress. Shot. Well, you know what, I only went to. I went to Para, which is the rest around here in Charlotte, and then

I went to like a bar. I ain't seen nobody, so it didn't happen, and I ain't post no picture. That's a shame. We live in a society where you gotta think, damn did I take a picture in this You gotta stroll through Instagram like girl? Where that should again for the people. The hell? Then Sunday, Sunday Funday, I went outside. I went to this place called Stats in Charlotte. Then I went to Um Papa Rozzie after that, then I went to Cloud I just was all over

the place Sunday night, section after section. Then Monday, I went to the Hornets game sitting on the floor. Okay, yeah, And then I went to this place called Barrel at the Lift. I'm shouting out all these Charlotte spots, y'all. So if y'all in Charlotte, these are the hot spots right a Monday night, R and B night. So that was fine. And now a bitch, did you just be out here, I'd be living vicuriously through your ass, because

you know how my weekends go. Maybe a little bad and speaking, but well, I was in the house for real this weekend because I should. I literally just got back home on Friday from from from what month is this, look, I don't even know what month is. From March four. I just got back home on Friday, whatever that date was. So I've been chilling for the last couple of days. But y'all, she don't really be telling y'all after we've done then she black girl, let me tell you what

really happen on the weekend. I'll be giving it to y'all for real. Girl, I'm scared out here. I can't be telling all my damn business might be listening. It's a lot of people listening, you and my business. So it happened is stupid internet news. We have a lot of fun ship going on. Man, So call ye got pulled from the Grammys? Did you see that I did? What do you think about that? Well? How you? I mean, I get did and I don't So y'all invited him knowing he'd be doing the most. So why are you're

gonna pull him? He's just a wild card because he'll get up there and be like George Bush hates black people. Still, Pete Davidson, you're better not be around my motherfucker kids with that damn Hillary Clinton tattoo. Right, stop the music. Stopped the music, stop the music. Everybody like burning a

church on the stage and ship right with Marilyn Manson. Man, I don't know, I really feel like his antics last week, did not like constitute being cancelled from the Grammys because it really wasn't that serious to me, Like he really was going on and on about Kim not not having the kids that um Sunday service, and to me, Pete interjected and put his fucking ass in there, because he really was dragging him initially. But I guess like he came to the rescue of his of his uh him

in whatever, I guess. But the thing I don't like about that ship is like, how the hell do you send a man a picture in Sindu waiting you in the bed with his wife and then you're gonna talk about his mental health after that? That is gas lighting. One on one, louked up. They all playing, No, it's not it's it's par for the course. You cut my head off. Now, look, I mean the bid you used to sleep, but he really wasn't though he's actually never

been around the kids, you know what I'm saying. So I think, um, that's what Kanye probably fears that at some point, like maybe him and Kim K will get real deep in it. So um U J. Prince is actually calling for us to boycott the Grammys this year. He's asking Nicki Minaj Drake, Kanye and the Weekend to do a show in Vegas around the same time, UM on a sea written network, UM and streaming service during

the during the Grammys, basically, what you think about that? Well, I don't have no Parlem boycott in the Grammys because my boycott every year. I don't know when the last time I watched any of those goddamn shows. Yes, I went. Nikki Nicky always be getting snagged for the Grammys, so she probably like yes, because she definitely comment commented back and was like, um. All she said was, um respect, That's all she said that. Yeah, you know, it's the

Grammys even for us. Nah, we make that ship anybody, So if we're not there, it's gonna be whacked. What y'all go? Who y'all gonna listen to Taylor Swift? That's it, Taylor Swift litt whatever. We know. Cardi b As showing up, she even she even rich long enough, you know her ask or be at the Grammy. Someone Walker gonna be there too. I feel like some walk a little woke though. Someone Walker want to show up because BT Awards she didn't go on because she wasn't vaccinating and she wasn't

about that ship. So is she wearing them slave dresser? Calling it a slave dresser? When is that? That girl said she was doing not a ritual, but I know a slave dress. You saw what she said about that because people were talking about it. She was like, Oh, if I'm half naked with we've down my ass. That's cool though, right, But now like I'm covered up with, girl,

you don't have covered up with a head dress. Now, you know, she probably, I mean it's given her, it's given slave, But you know, where what you want I got move moves, not giving slave. It's given uh, some type of healing, that's what it's given me. She's it was supposed to be like transition, and I respect that. Yeah, I mean, I respect any transition that's going to make you better, right, But I'm gonna still say you're dress a little slave driop you about the about your titty, Oh,

don't say that, Do not say that. Oh my master's babies. Oh that's what you're going to hell girl, exactly. Let's apologize to the ancestors girl, because none of them wanted to feed. I'm sorry, I ain't say they wanted to, but that's what happened and they had on them dresses. They coming for your ass. What y'all said, I'm sorry, y'all, Damn, when do you want me to laugh? Girl? Ancestors are speaking to me right now, and they said, bitch sleeping one eye open. The ancestors would never call me a

bit so that's how I know they ain't talking to you. Man, it's talking. They called me a heathen. That's how they would have said, you fucking heathen. Oh, that's definitely beloved dressed. On the end of the movie when she was on that fucking porch when when they went over there to rescue over they were the lady was like, we gotta help her because she over there. Whooper. Now, finally a movie you saw, because you know you don't know no

movie like that. Okay, so a lotto. She did an interview and she was saying, like, you know, working with men is hard because they want to trade sexual favors for gameful employment. Kodak girl, what the fun That black came out and saying it's not him bitches that she's talking about. Everybody thought it was because he just literally said that ship on the interview. Well, wasn't an interview, or maybe he said it on Live like shit if he if he worked with a woman, they better they're

better be fucking he said that. So that's why people, you know, assumed it was him that lot of was talking about. But that's a lot of it. Could you imagine everybody want to see it, they can get a little pussy exactly. Could you imagine being is popping as a lot of is and Nigga still trying to play with her like she's probably doing well better. Yeah, I can definitely imagine it. I definitely can't imagine it. I don't.

I don't think there's a woman out here that hasn't been tried like that, successful or not unless they just real ugly. Yes. She said that whoever the artist is was holding clearing his verse on his song because she wouldn't um respond to a DM. That's the wild open, she said, because he wouldn't. She wouldn't respond to the d M. Yeah, like, I ain't got time for that. It's business, nigger. That's why I just I don't even

take my pussy out with me no more. I'm put my pussy in the freezing when I leave the house. Cold ass serial pussy girl. What, Yeah, that pussy stays on ice baby. I keep it on ice baby. It's all right hot being there melting all the ship in the frigerid and the freezer. Girl whatever y'all know saying got that like a cereal pussy whatever, cereal cold. That's my heart, not my part. Okay, I'm lying about that too, because I'm a soft bench because you when it come

to these niggas, I'll be crying. Well we got oh Coilrey and Nicki Minaj on their live. I'm so proud of that young woman because it could have been easy for her to like not pop. Okay, so I like these It's the only song I've actually was it Blickli. It's actually the only song that I've streamed of hers, and like put on my workout and put on my workout playlists. When I put you on my motherfuck the workout playlist is on. Okay, I funk with you. She

I know. I was listening to a part of the live and she was saying, like she asked her what she a lesbian or bisexual because she does give like an andros gyen this kind of vibe like yeah, because she looks you know, you're not a no no, no, I like that. Are you bisexual? No? I ain't pushing before though, but I mean, yeah, it just wasn't for me. After they've been that's been realized. I said, yeah, after I was liking that's when I realized that. I was like, listen,

this is not for me. That's not my type of thing. You know what it is. I like a man's touch, like I like aggression. A girl can't really give me that aggression. How do you know if you don't, you don't like beats. You gotta taste like nothing slimery. That's how I know the girl. Ain't you lying because I said you sloped down some oysters like tomorrow? No, it's not. It's literally the same thing. It's literally almost the same thing. So you don't plail me. Okay, crystall all over the

stinking hole's actually flow alkaline spring water. Girl. No, I don't need to try that ship. I don't like women like. I don't even want to bitch with. What a bunch of bundles eating my couchie. I'm good on that. Okay, thank you, Okay, seot yourself. I'm joking, y'all know I'm joking. When I say that, right, y'all, I don't be doing that. I'd just be talking because it sounds so fine. Whatever. One day. But that's all I got for stupid internet news.

We ain't spend it too much time on that ship today. All right, y'all, we're gonna pay some bills and come right back, stay tuned. So look what I wanted to talk about today, tam so you know, i'd be on Clubhouse. I'm in this room today and there was a clip was being played of ks Kevin Daniels, and he was talking about basically hitting women, like promoting smacking women when they you know, talking or getting out of line. And what did he call it? He called it, uh, domestic discipline.

So look I looked up domestic discipline, um, and you know, had an eye. And this is why it's important to do your own primary research, right, because people will play a little shift for clickbait. So this guy, uh, this gay guy that i I'm in his room a lot

on Clubhouse. He was playing this clip of Kevin Samuels and he played it all at ten times, and like, I'm like, this nigga is really out here promoting, you know, beating black women up like, now, I'm not gonna say he didn't say that, because he didn't, and we're gonna insert the clipping just a second. But he did say

that we should smack women. But when he started talking about like the domestic domestic discipline, to me, that's more of like a I don't know, fifty shades a great type ship or some b DSM type ship, like you lay your wife, cross her, cross your lap and spanker for misbehaving. Basically, the women today don't feel what Sean Connery told Barbara Walters. There are times when the best course of action is to slap a woman. Let me

explain what I mean. He's like, women have a way of not knowing how to let things go, and they will continue to push and push. At that point, once you've exhausted all other options, then a slap becomes a good option and you only have to do it once. We have to moderate what we say, whether we know each other or not, because there's a low level threat of violence and aggression between all men. But see, there's no low level threat of violence between women and men. Today.

Women are allowed to be verbally disrespectful beyond the point of reason because they don't fear the repercussion. Anybody familiar with the concept of domestic discipline. Domestic discipline in a nutshell is me and Courtney are married, and Courtney and I are vibing, but Courtney know that she can get on one sometimes. And I used the safe word banana split, and you still stay on one after I say banana split. Well, then it's time for the domestic discipline. And it is

exactly what it sounds like. Lay across the knee, And at first it sounds like he's talking about being from the lap of home her right, but once as she talks more, you understand that. I mean, obviously it's some level of discipline, but it's two people consenting to this type of domestic discipline up to get a better understanding of what it was. But if you just listen to that clip, you just would think he's talked about whopping his wife right and wrong. So is there ever a

right time? No, that's never right, especially if she's not asking for that. Ship Like if you'll, if y'all sit down to consenting adults and say, hey, whenever you feel like I might, I might intentionally push you off so you can spank me Okay, let's let's be clear. But the the guy on the podcast, on the show he was on, you know, he gave me like a little story of how his sister he wasn't even talked about a woman like a woman he's with. He talked about

his sister being rude and um. Kevin Samuels goes on to talk about out a time when Sean Connery was on what Barbara Walters and was talking about you know, sometimes women get out of line, you gotta smack them, like That's how Kevin saying started off talking. Right, So I can't think of one time where I saw a man smack the fire out a bit. And I was like, yo,

one time, one time. All right, let me tell have you ever seen the movie The Family that plays And when he smacked so not Lathan across that motherfucker counter, I was like, yes, smack that bitch. That's the only time I've ever in my life felt a bit deserved to smack. She was like, that's not he's not your son, He's a kift cart like anybody else like in real

life probably would have blacked out and did worse to her. Yeah, So I don't believe in domestic violence, honestly, but that was a one time where I'm like, you know, it's situation, y'all know a movie talking about remember that. What was the name of the movie against him? The Family that Friends? So what happened in that movie? You guys, if you

haven't seen it? Uh? Sonal Lathan was married to a black man and she was cheating on him with her boss, who was a white man, and her son that she pretended to share with the black man was actually her white boss's son, which was weird because he didn't look mixed.

But Tyler Perry don't give a fuck, right, so he had your hair, your wigs looking bad, and the goddamn parts of the movie like what that, don't go and and she admitted to cheating on her husband and birthing a child with another man during her marriage, and the way she admitted was like that ain't even your fucking baby. You know. She didn't say that, but that's how she said it. And he slapped her ass across that counter, and I was like, but I was only like because

it was my friend or my sister. If it was my friend or my sister, I don't give a fuck who she slept with don't put your hairs on my sister, right, But because I was outside of the situation and I agree with him, it was just like dam But that's kind of strange because you know, that's how some men they think that their mama's and their sisters and their daughters are exempt from running into one of these kas minions and having somebody, you know, display some type of

domestic violence against them because of some ship they're listening to even more awful to get smacked by, and they can not be able to shoot them, Like that's even more awful. Yeah. Like I feel like men only do that type of ship to women they think have nobody that's gonna come see you about them, Like you you don't do that to a woman who has a daddy who knows you and knows where you live at We'll pull up on your ass about their child. Yeah, don't

come out to mic. Yeah. So I mean I'm kind of like, I guess what's the word I'm looking for outside of fum of ship? What's another word? Uh? Ship full of Because I'm I'm I'm playing both sides because I don't believe in beating a bit, but I also believe in slapping a bit every down then when this situation is right, So you on Kevin samuel side, that's

what you're saying. No, no, no, I'm not saying that because I tried to stay away from any side that Kevin Samuels is on, just as a general rule a thumb. But in that movie, I understood why he backed in her. I understood that. That's a movie, you know what I'm saying. If that happened in real life, I would be like, damn, she kind of deserved that slap. And it was just

a slight right. It wasn't like he beat her up, start came across the counter and start punching the shot out of her like some n you know, right, he didn't do that. It was just the open hand swap. And I know you're about to be mad at fucking at me. I am already prepared for the d M s. I'm about to get about domestic violence. But I'm not saying I think it's okay. I just get it sometimes, you know, Okay, So I've made jokes that um like, I've been in a relationship where I was so frustrated

with the person I was with. It's like I just wanted to rip their head off. And I have made comments like you know what, I see why niggas beat bitches, like once you I lost control and like the words ain't working no more. It's like, oh, g t on the job, training for this nigga. Okay, all hands on deck. But it's not the way to go. I get that, but it's not a code. Yeah, no, it's not the best approach because once somebody can end up, you know,

and then then you end up. I know. I remember staring at my nigga, this is a long time ago, in the bed and I was thinking, like, if I can kill this motherfucker right now, I'd probably go to jail. So I ain't gonna do it. And I was just staring at him and he woke up and he could see the terror in my eyes, like and he was he was like he looked scared. He could see it. I was ready. And I don't see how men do crazy ship to women and still sleeping eat from them.

You're brave as hell. I know. One of my homeboys told me like, because he was out doing his girl wrong, he was just cheating. He wasn't he didn't have no respect for her at this point, and he was just moving like a nigger with no respect. And he came into the house late. And now he said, it was almost four thirty in the morning and he just coming in. He'd been out cheating, doing whatever he wanted to do.

And he said when he pulled up to the house, he could hear Beyonce lemonade loud as fuck at four thirty in the morning. He's like, but the house looked pitch black. He's like, so I was already scared in the in the driveway of the house. So then I walked in the house and this he said. This bitch is sitting in the dark in a chair, listening to lemonade with a hammer in her lap. He's like, bro, I ain never been I'm laughing so hard because dog in my early twenties, my boyfriend at the time, like,

I'm living in Colombia. He was visiting me from Charleston at my house. I'm at work. I get offer fucking work. I had a music blasting my apartment. Use this nigga, I went through my fucking college trump in my house, found my fucking list. This nigga was mad because his name wasn't at the top of the list. I'm like nigga because I fuck you first, Like, why was your name? It's not in order by best? Where? Why are you going through my ship? This nick used to hack my computer.

Nigdn't even graduate from high school. This motherfucker's a computer genius to this day. I used to go through nigga ship. I don't learn my lesson. I did not want to ruin my own days try into her in my own feelings, like I won't let you do you and set ready to leave your ass or until it comes to me. I'm not going. Okay, Well, let me tell you what I had n't seen and what I know. I let you, I let you live. But you you can't even hold your piece at all. Niggas can't ever holy a piece.

They gotta ask you about it. They gotta address some ship. I don't always have to address ship, especially if I love you, like I want to have good days with your sucking ask even if your hope. I would leave some ship in my back pocket until I get caught me something wrong. I was just remember one time I was stevvy. I feel like a motherfucker. I was communicating with one of my old pieces over Facebook. This is when I was living in Europe and I was just talking.

It wasn't nothing like he was all the way America. I was living in Europe. He was far away. I mean, I guess it wasn't nothing but to fly away. But I wasn't on that type of time. I was just saying, like just flirting, and I was like, oh, we could have been a power couple. That's what I said. And my nigga went through my Facebook and saw that, and then I had to pull up I had to pull up some receipts I had about some conversations with his baby mama. I was like, exhibit A exhibit me carry

your motherfucking asked to sleep. Don't say nothing else said you bad? Now? Oh no, oh, nigga, you mad now Acabad pulling out your gaps now. Yeah, I wasn't even doing that. I mean, I shouldn't have said that to that man, but I wasn't. He did. All I said is we could have been a power couple. I didn't say we could be I said we could have been a long time ago. That's you know. It wasn't It was innocent. I wasn't trying to be I just don't give a funk about that type of communication. I just don't,

especially if we're living again and we together every fucking day. Man, if you can bag him, you can have him. No, I'm not getting mad about I think everybody be fucking frattenizing in that way, you know, especially as motherfucking a whole other country. Come on, what are we talking about? What are we doing? Why are you trying to ruin my day with this bullshit? I learned my lesson with that relationship. It was a toxic situation. We used to

be get physical when we were upset. I like, I tried to stab that nigg in the back of the head with my toothbrush. I took a toothbrush and like, literally what, I never put my hands on nobody else again. Though, Yeah, I'm not with that. I don't even want to be with anybody. Like if you're with a woman that makes

you get that much out of character. First of all, I guess violent were gonna be violent, and um, some of the women in the room today in clubhouse was saying, you know, uh, somebody can only do what you allow. But an abuser is going to be an abuser whether or not you allowed it or not. You know what I'm saying, You got that one time they show you what the funk they about? So do you think do you think abusive people can change? I do think so. And I also think that abusive people abuse people who

are used to being abused. Also, I feel like there's a certain type of woman and as a certain type of man, and they end up together somehow. And this woman probably got abused in every relationship she's been in. She probably are like her parents. She even probably grew up in an abusive home. That's why I always say it's nothing to break a broken bitch. You know what

I'm saying? Um that ship with what with Kevin Samuels like that rhetoric that he pushes Sometimes I feel like you got these men right, y'all want an independent woman who can All right? Can I stop you? I hate that you said a broken bitch like that sounds so sad. Do we call her a broken woman? But it doesn't sound the same though I said, it's nothing to break a broken bitch. All the bees gotta be in there. I'm not. I forgot you as a rapper hole. I

hate you, Yes, fucking stupid man. I don't forgot what the funk I was saying, Like, you stay interrupting a nigga. God damn, I'm sorry. I just didn't like broken bitch. She sounds so sad. Okay, So what I was saying was like Kevin Samuel's like they're his target market. Oftentimes are men who don't get pussy, who probably never had access to the pussy. Day would like I've said that before, um, and he's like giving him like this power pack. And

you're not even Kevin Samuel's target market. You're the best niggas that he'd be talking about, Like you're not even the quote unquote high value whatever whatever whatever. But it's a lot of men that listened to Kevin saying real real niggas don't listen to Kevin Samuels. I'm gonna tell you that now. Uh, high value men don't listen to Kevin Samuel's. It would be like the bottom of the totem pole. Niggas that listens to Kevin Samuels, it would be I think it would just be like bitterness. Yes,

they've been hurt, they've been hurt, and there there. Then they talk about how women they want, they want independent women, they want a woman that can show up and do all these different things. But then y'all want these strong women so you could try to break them. And that's what to me, that's what he promotes. I don't know if that's always the case. Some of these men are just all right, let's let's call a spade to space. Some of these niggas don't be sucked over by women.

Bad man. These niggas been about a woman in first grade, and now you've been treating women like ship forever. Like, let's be clear. Yeah, every time we have a SIMP series, they always talk about some ship that happened exactly. If you don't go to therapy and get the funking through, I'd rather you blame your mama something first. Just say he was raised by a bitch, and then I'll be okay with that. But don't be But I never known some good niggas that then got, you know, ran over

by some awful women, just ran through the mud. And now they turned into Kevin Samuel's I don't know. I remember one of my homeboys. He had a girlfriend who lived in uh two cities over in Texas, and it was Valentine's Week and She told him she didn't want him to come from Valentine's Day because her house. She was doing renovations on her house. And it wasn't together. That is not your hold on. It was another nigga. Okay,

I'm sorry, I'll be talking about club house girl. It was this nigga on club House and I was like, dog, niggas really be dumb my head. Niggas. Women really be doing some of these dudes dirty. But it was like something he was missing in the story. But he was saying how it was his birthday weekend and he took his girls to Miami and she didn't give him nothing the whole time, like not even not even like she didn't give him any She didn't, she didn't. It was

no intimacy at all. She had an attitude the entire time, basically ruined his birthday and she said he said she lived in Chicago. He lived in l a um On another trip for her birthday, she told him he couldn't come because it was all girls trip and the trip was in Los Angeles. Now mind you, like I said, she's in Chicago, but she's doing a birthday in Vegas with her girls. But he lives in l A, like three hours away. Who don't want I don't want birthday Dick.

I said, no, she's just not that into you, sir, that's not your b I'm sorry saying that's the She basically used me for a trip to Miami and acts stinks, so she can't give you the coochie. I've gone on a vacation with a guy to Vegas one time, and I did not but they already slept together like they were fucking you see what I'm saying, Like, that's different at this age, I'm not letting a man take me anywhere of my fucking I'm not doing that. I come with my I bring my couch with me, you know,

I bring it with me. I take it out the freezer I thought out, put it in the suitcase. I can't take it on the plane because it's too bomb do a fed exit. I check it, I check it under the play but I bring bag that What if you have a tag in there from ts A THEW I went through your bag and took your pussy out. Who's the who's the pussy garl? I can imagine you digging that. I know my pussy here somewhere where the fund is my pussy. I know where I packed my pussy.

Ad was right here next to the block a lot. I do not like how bakaa smell girl, That pussy ain't the bag of rock and my pussy gone. So my perfect man, my puss? What about that? I mean where he's seeing the suitcase righte you on the plane in the suitcase rolling going on. That was my pussy, that suitcase. I was jumping out that window bit catching my pussy. All right, all right, my pussy ain't just gonna be out here rolling by itself, pussy on the road. But I went on the trip and I just was

not attracted to him. He was lying about dumb ship like. So I was just discussing some of the accolades my father has, and I was talking about being in the Who's Who of America and being like an engineer and all the things that are very proud of my father. He was like, yeah, I'm in there, I'm in the Who's Who America. I was like, oh, really for what when he was just lying, like why are you lying about dumb shit like that? Like it's like like I

can look that up, you know, right right? He was like, I just wanted to impress you impress me with being your funking self, And then he just kept talking bad about everybody, like, oh, these people aren't as beautiful as us. What you're not even all of that? First of all, to be there, I'm playing all I don't even want to chatty patty ask man, that's calling other niggas ugly? Like what are we talking about? Yeah here talking about these people around they're not beautiful like us. Yes, so

look maybe a lot. I don't like the times we fucking a lot of times we are. But you can easily talk to yourself out the pussy, sir. And so that's probably what this guy did on that Miami trip. I don't know, but I don't get too far of talking topic because when we were talking about this Kevin Samuel ship before we started recording, and I was telling you about this dude in Baltimore, um, because before then you were saying you don't think that Kevin Samuel can

really influence people in that way. Right, let's play this clip right quick so you can y'all can listen to this. This is a guy in Baltimore who set his girlfriend's apartment on fire. The home set on fire by Lexus' ex boyfriend Luther Trent, who explains how it happened after he says he was chalked into the crime by his friend. In my head, it was kind of like some Romeo Juliette type of thing where I was like, oh, if nobody can have you, if I can't have, nobody can,

or at least nobody in portable. And so that's when you went to her house. And that's when I went to a house. I went to the side of the house, start pouring gasling on the side of the house, and look the side of the house. So yeah, he said that his homeboy told him to go burn his girlfriend house down with her home girl, and you just did it. That just made me think of your mom alive. If your friends jump off a cliff, you jumping with stupid.

And don't you know he said he you heard him when he said he doubled back to see what he had done, right, But that's what people do. They always returned to the scene of the crime. He said he had a lapse in judgment. Uh, yes, you did stupid, And guess what y'all and you still got a last year. This guy, he basically got six months in jail for this, like he had attempted murder, all types of charges. They

reduced it. He got six months in prison. He was all the news saying this is how killers get out because the system still I can't believe him out. He was like, yeah, I'm happy, I'm out, but you know that ass is back in jail in two stupid ass. You should have stayed off the news right for the same ship, not for doing the same not for doing the same crime. But they basically like throughout his goddamn pleadio and brought his ass right on back to jail.

He's dumb right, basically for the same time. He going he's about to do more time because he got on the news talking about I should be in jail. Okay, well we got some time for you, stupid enough time. I just actually got some extra time right here that

you can have. So okay, I stand corrected. You know you people, But you know what, people will take Kevin Samuel's clips and they'll chop it up to the part where he's only talking about Sean Connery, right, and then don't and don't play the part where he's like, put her across your knee, and pop that ass, you know, and it makes you think he's talking about slapping across that counter, like what if you're popping your ass too

hard to where you can't sit down the next day. No, bit, No, he was beating me like when my mama used to beat me as a kid like that kind of like where nobody can see the bruisers. My great grandma used to put that elbow in that forearm across the front of my back and spank my ass and where I couldn't get up from misbehavior. I deserve that ship, though

I was. Tell me one thing that I used to man, I used to I was I was stripped naked and run out the front door of the house and run around the hand and she couldn't catch me because she was old, and she'd be like, oh, when I catch your ass, I'm gonna turn you every which away. But hope I have enough so my kid could run around naked like that really feels good to run out having did I used to love that like close our soul. It be time for me to get into up and

I just run around? Or did I do ship like this? Like she she only had a second grade school education, right, so she she could read, but she wasn't the best reader, right. And I remember I had this book and it was called kick Pass and Run, right, and it was just like a little children's book about playing football and out and it said kick passed and run like lined up. So I put my thumb over the p and I was like, Grandma, what the name of this book? And

she was like, kid, what they're giving y'all? School? You made the whole fucking life? Yo? What is that? That is? Hell? I know you definitely get your ass. Ya who does that to their grandmama? Oh? You mean that was bad to him? That's my great grandma? Yo? What is spelled? Grandma? I know you can't read that good. It's not about the funk with you, yo. Oh God forgive me all right? So tam, I know. So this is we missed this. I think I wanted to talk about this earlier on.

But it was a clip with this girl saying how she took her her baby daddy off child support and you know, she basically like trying to help him start a rucking company. As far as I'm concerned, I'm cool with that. The only thing I didn't like in the clip is that little thing. So I decided to take my son's father off the child support because it was

causing turmoil and our co parenting relationship recently. You know, I looked up a few places for him to get his CDL so that he could possibly start his own trucking company, or he can even carry loads and make money for himself. What I decided was, you know what, britty, let me change my mind set, let me help him help us take care of our child. And that's co parenting. So what's wrong with it? Uh? Because that little ding to me, it's like a light bulb for other women.

That's how I took that, like, well, what's wrong with that? Know, your situation is your particular situation. There are a lot of men that may take, you know, super advantage of that, and when peter child support, don't you take them off? I'm not listen to me personally, when I have a child with somebody, especially at this age, I don't want to be with that for and they ain't know splitting

up and in that bullshit. Well, I think a woman has to obviously, do you know, you have to use some discern to know like maybe this this man is the type of man that if I do this, he is going, that's not everybody's going to help us both, yeah, you know, and as a woman, you're gonna have to have that discernment, you know. So it's okay for it to be a light, but for the people it should

be a light before. But you can't say that as a as as like as if it's like a matter of fact type thing, because your situation is your situation. Like I said, like somebody else's baby daddy, they don't even pay the child support. They're wrong. So imagine taking him off child support. There's no repercussions for not taking care of your kids. Well, that would be dumb. You know,

he don't do the right thing. Yeah, But for the one she was sounding is this as if if I take him off the child support and then help him start a business, then he can help us take care of my child, take care of our child. That's what it sounded like to me. So you're about to go, that's what she was saying. So we're building up. That's a super builder. Are you his mother or his baby mama? I mean, what's wrong with helping your nigga be? I mean,

y'all got a kid together? So ultimately, helping him is helping you. But you but what about helping helping himself? I guess I need more context. I need more context before you put a ding in there, as if there's a lot a lot of women out here who are in your very same situation with capable men who just aren't aren't, aren't or are doing There are a lot of men, Yeah, there are a lot of I know

something you don't. I only know something like I know some men who are doing a thousand times better now and they may have asked like like I have a friend who was going through like truck and school and ship like that, and he had asked his baby mom to take him off child support. At the time, he always took care of his kid. He had asked her to take him off of child support because he wasn't working at the time, and she told him no. So now he's married, Oh he continue. He just struggled. He

just struggled and just paid it. So and it wasn't because she didn't think that he wasn't a good dad that would still come through. It's because he was in a relationship with another woman at the time who had a child. So you see that's how you create a Kevin Samuel Seen. And then now their son is in college, so there's no more child support. Once the child turns eighteen, he continues to pay child support because his son is in school. Now, I mean, he you know, helps his

son more. But she's like she's still a bitter bit. So I understand that in some situations. But I'm just saying for that, but like for that clip, that's not every woman's situation. And neither one of us have kids,

so that's a sensitive little thing. I know. I have friends, My best friend actually her daughter is my second cousin's child, and there's a high school baby, like she had her daughter when we were when we was in high school, and and she ended up taking her baby daddy to court only because this nigga was calling calling their daughter like, yeah, I'd be sending your mama money, She'd be spending the money on what she want to spend on. Lying was never sending any money. So then she took him to

court for back child support. And in court, so now she pulls up looking like the grown woman that she is, and he pulls up looking like he's still in high school, busting the sag looking bad. She was embarrassed that that was her baby daddy, And he tells the judge look at her. She got money. That's what he told the judge him over the phone, like why are you counting my pocket, sir as if you're not supposed to contribute, contribute to the welfare of your child, just because I

got it. And a lot of men be calculating a baby mama pocket and like even men who pay like the hundred dollars every week or hunt like especially if you have a small child, that's no money. Didn't care, it's rent right it is. I need to start me a data get them ABC vouching bang right. But I don't funk with kids enough to have no eight or no damn. I like his. I like to give him back sooner. Yeah, I like his too, But I'm just not I couldn't have a daycare center if I think

about it. They'd be like, why did my baby have wheat nuggets in his scamper? How did they get that said nuggets? M you about to lose your job. You're about to your job, and you're about to get this day the jail in hell, you're going to jail man yo, No, I'm joking. It just would be too many babies. I could watch one or two. You know I could do it too, man, so I can keep on. I don't know that's a listen. I shout out to everybody who

works in childcare of any sort. Teachers, fucking daycare singers, man, y'all want to go. They got patience. That that patience is. I won't say that. Let me back the funk up for a second. I was abused in day here, like for real abuse. Did I ever tell you about that? Listen? And I worked in my family's restaurant a couple of weeks ago, and my abuser came through the motherfucking lunch line. I didn't seen nothing. I kept my mask on so she didn't know it was me. Her son went to

school with us too, He went to benneting. He was like into our fisher. I'm still standing. I'm still strong, y'all. Let me tell you what this bit used to do. And she looks so old and decrepit now, like see how life did your motherfucking ask for abusing me? Girl? My mom used to stop and stopped the burger king every morning for me and my cousin and get us, uh, the fucking sausageack and cheese croissans, and we would get

powdered doughnuts from Crispy Kream. She would cut my sandwich in half, cut my cousin sandwich in half, take one of my powder donuts and give to her son. Take the other one from my cousin, and he has a whole sandwich, and she doesn't cut off shot half. She had put my head underneath the water in the bathroom one day. In the sink. They would beat us with this big gass brush on our knuckles. She's putting your hand. Yeah, oter, goddamn,

that was military tactics. Did you know some information exactly? Girl, like for real abuse. I was just telling my friend about that ship this weekend. He was like, not the sandwich, y'all. Didn't need to be eating that every morning. She probably did you, yes, because her from the sun and fat. Since we've made babies, you hear me that nyt get big as a house. Though to this day she did your favor and your mama was wrong for feet back

in the day. Back in the day, Burger King was like, it's a matter of fact, Burger King did remove a lot of preservatives from their menu earlier this year. All so but back and again, you know that stuff used to be fresh as hell. We probably was eating real food back then. Yeah, we was probably eating better, actually eating it. And then I remember, like I spent a lot of my life inhaling cigarettes, smoke in restaurants because

it used to be okay. You know. So could you imagine people who smoke cigarettes on the airplane, Like, what the fuck? In the hospital. It's crazy, that's real, wicked, man. We got set up for a lot of ship you know, I was watching that and I'm trying to get these people on the show. I was watching that bad Vegan

uh show on Netflix? Have you seen that? I really thought, I really think the government was after her because she was doing she was doing wait before anybody else, dog healthy eating in early two thousand's, that's when she was getting We just need to start a new segment called a coming soon anyway. Look, we're gonna do one more commercial break and we'll be back with dumb bitch stories. Dumb bitch stories because we've all been a dumb bitch at least it once or twice. Al Right, So today's

dumb bit story says, hey, aj and Tam Bam. I have a lot going on right now. I caught my boyfriend cheating last month, and instead of leaving, I slept with my ex that I had basically been sexting for the last few months. Shortly thereafter, something didn't feel right and I went to the doctor and found out I contracted lamidia and gna rhea. I did you hear that ship right? Pus go ahead, fish fish scale. I did sleep with my boyfriend after he cheated, so I'm not

sure where it came from. I'm too scared and ashamed of myself to tell either of them, but I have to do it immediately for obvious reasons. I have completed my meds and avoiding sex with my boyfriend. If he has something, wouldn't he be experiencing symptoms by now? Can y'all tell him? I ain't telling him nothing. I'm staying like I'm not even saying her name. This is one about Instagram listeners. Girl, girl, you know what you're saying, like, why did I get married? I already got a shot.

I was just waiting on you to say. See I watched that movie too, look at you? Two movies today and you're doing something, girl. I don't know what to tell you, but you have to tell him if you plan on staying with him, because you're gonna you're gonna catch that again. If he hasn't been to the doctor. That's what she's saying. She went to the doctor and took med's. She hasn't told either one of the guys that she had a disease. I don't know what she

needs to do because I wouldn't tell my mother. How she just gonna keep she how she know she she got it from her, She might have got it from him. She either got it from her boyfriend or her ex boyfriend. Basically, she doesn't know which one of them. But those only two people she slept with, and neither one of them, basically based on her based on her message, neither one of them have said anything to her about having any

symptoms because they think they got it from exactly. So I really, okay, let me tell you what I would do. I'm so sorry, girl. I would just accuse both of them and make them make both of them feel shitty. You already caught this naked cheating, right your ex didn't catch you cheating, But then it's gonna be fucked up. If your man at the house don't have nothing when he goes to the doctor, then you're gonna know it

came from your ex. No right, But he also gonna be wondering where I had to funk your pussy exactly. That's what I'm saying. Why your pussy smell like that? But if you ain't get it from me, you just gotta come clean. You gotta tell your boyfriend. Yes she does, Like, how do you explain having the STD if you didn't cheat on your man and he doesn't have it? He she said, she that went through her mans and she good. Now, okay,

but somebody else has the disease. It's either her boyfriend and you already know men will sit around listen ship fester. She sleeps with him again, get it again? So stop having sex with her aunts and just have sex with her boyfriend. And if she get it again, then why are we doing this? I would say, baby, I don't know what I felt, some type of it. I was so vulnerable. I have to find out you cheated on me. I slept with Joseph, not Joseph. He having Samuel's your ass, bitch, girl.

We type evil Okay, she has to tell them listen. I'm not listen. I don't I don't know what to tell you. But if it were me, if I had, you know, had this issue, I'd just be honest with who would every with all parties that ship? I mean, it does more harm to a woman's body for sure, clamidia and stuff like that, because you, you know, you sunk up your reproductive system. But if you listen, ship like that fester. But men, you know whatever, they just

go on about their life. They take their pill or whatever, might have a little burned dickhead or whatever, but they live. So just make him breakfast, tell him like, I really want to show you that you're special to me, and I'm gonna I vow and make you breakfast every day this week and just crush up a peel in his juice all weeks. You know. The worst part is one of my friends doctors definitely prescribed her enough mad's for

her and her boyfriend before. Yeah, so she probably could call her got in colleges and get some extra mads for her boyfriend and definitely they do that. They had a home boy said he got put playing being a bitch food before. Why am I said, was taste like that. That bite was weird. You said it was a blt It was crunchy in that little bit. That was our plan, you know, chewed up a plan that's wicked. I don't know. We wish you the best, though, Listen to a j

Don't take my advice. I just can tell me jokes. I don't want you to. She just out here burning. You know there's only six degrees of separation. She nigga? You fucking mm hm. Well you know I always used a condo. Damn, she suck nigga. I'm fucking god. Damn. Yeah, we still ain't growing up this year. We all feel like it. So nope, we I feel like we were reclaiming our time for one where we had to live inside. We are old. Another year of childishness, shame, but anyway.

Bit sure. Well girl, I'm glad you're with Johnny is doing better, and I hope it all works out for you. Six All right, y'all listen, we're getting the funk up out of here. Listen. If you enjoyed this episode, please tune in every Thursday on the I Heart Radio app, Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast at. Yeah this is your girl A J Holiday two point oh on Instagram. Uh, keep sitting undumbe bitch stories, man, but don't be stressing us out. Okay, that should kind of

no stress us out. We need that. That should kind of stressful, man, because I feel like that might be my little sister or niece messaging me. That's scary. No, I mean it happens. Keep sitting in us, y'all. Ship. That's whatna make it interesting, y'all. It's official Tim Mam on Instagram. Y'all follow me. I'm I'm actually actively trying to post more so it won't be just bullshit memes. All right. We love y'all, man for real, y'all stay cool and taken.