Ep. 60 "Very First Time" with Comedian Gerard Rankin Sr.

was so much fun. I had to bring him over here, so y'all can hear this man? He is a hoot. Yeah, they loved you on the episode that I had so much fun. I want to come back, but I got she's coming back with you next time. I'm telling my bad, bad bad she did. See that's what she that's my bad a J. I know you can smoke bed in her because she need to finish her blunt. I only smoke to have sex, straight up. I don't smoke in

the dates. I can't fun like like like like weeded sex like you hear after you hear the blunt, Like how many minutes after that you hit the blunt? It's like come on here, yeah, like come on he shortly thereafter word, as soon as you put on put it out,

like shoot, let's go to the room. Yea. Right, So it's kind of like, uh, that should that men be getting from the gas station with the honeycombs on it, Like the little honey you know that little thing that you'll be taking with y'all trying to get that honey. We don't take that gas station. Yeah, they do have, but it's the same thing, right, yeah, pretty much. You know what it is. I don't call multiple niggas with some ship any damn trash can Like why are you

popping these pills on me? Right? I need organic gas Asian joint? Yes, but you're not. If you're weed it, you're not organic boom exactly. And you didn't complain that night, but it got done, broke your back off. Weed is organic, it is not. It ain't a pill for the gas station. She influence. Yeah, it's a natural herb and the pills ain't natural. You gotta google it, girl. Them sucking ingredients to be long as hell. If they got an accident maybe stuff like jin saying and stuff, and they'd be

natural stuff. I just want to know why they make ship for women, Like why they only make ship for men? They do? What do they make? The whole market is towards men being able to fucking come, Like it's not they don't give a shit about men. Don't have a rose. They do have pocket pussy. Let's see they got all but that, but that, but but the but the pocket

pussy jo that's manual. You got the you got the jack with it and ship the y'all just slap that rose on there, and I'm tom ask you can buying right, so like you could buy ass with somebody pussy mold inside there? Like but why we gotta look stupid? What I love? Who want to be sitting there in front of the bed with just ya gotta watch nothing else? And we're sitting there just on just a fake getting it. Man who said he broke his ass he split it.

I don't know what he did. He broke his ass, no bro So oh Sama tell us how y'all started last few years podcasts getting high and just recording. So the last few hits a week I was talking about stuff. Yeah, it's really it really is. Yeah yeah, yeah, like we smoked to the last few hits, you know, and they know, like, you know, the episode is over. So how long you take you all to smoke the blunt? Um so Lomblant. Yeah, but you know in between, you know, sometimes it goes out.

We light it back up, you know, because we haven't we're talking about something, you know. It's about minutes. I hit that weed like three times and I she was lightly put my ship in the astra. Yeah, we smoked hers after the podcast and just smoked up. Each have your own. Me and Dan, we both have a blunt. I don't have to do that, right if if I come on the show any time, you can do edibles? No, no, we can. You two can share a blood okay boom

boom Okay, yeah, we're gonna share one home. That's we're gonna uber next time, because that was my mistake last time. I was driving down. Don't try out doing twenty back. Don't suck you driving now and maybe we don't fu driving. You're gonna be haunting. I'm gonna be driving, okay, alight, glay hard. She put that weed down and be like, hey, niogle what they're doing like, definitely ain't sucking the uber

driving uber. What's wrong with er dick? Getuper meats going right, We're gonna send to women women don't pay for dick, hold on hold only only the undesirable women pay for dick. You think, so, I don't. I don't know. I don't. There's a market for everyone, Okay, So if you feel like you just want to pay for it, we're gonna have We're gonna have that available to you. See, look

at you too attractive. Ain't never thought about it. I know plenty fine women that end up paying for dick dog and just be kind of indirect like you're paying for this negative live and he just paying you and Dick sleeping on your couch. That happened on both. Yeah, that's different. And like women who had their whole career together and all that stuff, like they're not concerned about how much money a man God, they might buy some dick, like they might get somebody to take care of that

don't happen. Yeah, that happens. That happens by the time my fifty five sixty. If I ain't got on that, ye, I'm gonna start praying niggas I ain't lying, Hollo, are you gonna go? What do you mean? How are you're gonna try to go anyway? Like try to go? I mean you can only go with you fifty five? Fifty five? How are you gonna go? Thirty? And you say it so twenty five years younger, yep to come beat my old back here and like how much? Like would you pay a bill? Or would you like drop to Jordan's

only if he had been where he isn't? Come like, come on, you could live with you can have a key coming in straight up. I'm gonna have a nigger all up and through here. I can't, no, young nick, ain't nobody got on time and be picking up and dropping thirty. He may have a little job. He might have a little job, have a little wan, a little PlayStation lay station. Yeah, give my man some v bucks on this fortnight, some vcs on his on his two k shame, because that's what it's gonna be back man,

All right, what y'all do this weekend? I just came back from dr last name. I'm still feeling like I'm still drunk. First of all, that's why I can't drink it. I'm hydrating today. It was a lot of big fake booties out there. Yes, we did, going to one spot and one of one of the guys who was what else he was you know how you doing? But some bit pulled up on him and was trying to solicit to him. But yeah, let me just be working now alcoholis how try to hit him for once? He she

realized he wasn't about that life and he just walked away. Yeah, yeah, we didn't get to that. But the bit just definitely be working in the nightclubs. Man and guys, y'all definitely be out there buying that pussy. Yes, I am Brazil. Come home with that triple wammy pack. Yeah. Just if you can't buy pussy out there, at least use a condom like strap up and use a good one when that fits. Stop putting condoms too big for your dick on because it has feed your ego. Y'all see them

in on condoms. They got condoms in me just for ain't on that. I don't know that's good, is it? But what's the difference? Though? I was going to say, what that what with that? I don't know. I don't know what's the difference. I ain't researched it too much. Yeah, you're right, Maybe you stick it in your butt instead of on the dick. Put a little bit more lublication. It might be. I don't know. We need to look that up. Yeah, ask condoms. I went to Vegas, y'allum,

it was my best friend's bachelor at weekend. Did you sleep? That's all I did, And so I slept so much, I don't know. The first night I went to dress for money back yo, and that was a good time and I was little super lit. And then Saturday, the jet lad hit me like a ton of bricks. I was so sleepy. I slept all day. And then that night out you know, came back out to play and really didn't do too much. Y'all went to consue. Yeah, yeah, I lost. I lost sporty bucks on the first night.

I don't play. I don't like that. As soon as I started losing more than twenty dollars, I started getting upset me. So I didn't spend that much. But then we went to a Whitney Houston Hologram concert. That ship was. It was fun. That's right. You wun't with it, really, it did. Look she had a live band, get it a live band? That easy as a joke. Joy ohness. But they had her little lightskin, that one Whitney. They had her light skin, a light little light hudn't like

her at all. It did look like her, and they didn't have her mannerisms. When I pictured the hologram concert, I picture like it's her from like her video. They took her image from her old videos, from her songs, and they wouldn't put that image on a hologram right up there on the stage. I imagine they took a bunch of images somebody and then created this hologram. And that's how it was able to manipulate her mannerism so well, and that's what made it creepy. No, bro, I ain't

with it me neither. Man. Motherfucker's harvest in our consciousness. Yeah, they trying. That's an experiment they just did on y'all this weekend. Oh they've been on that day. They have Michael Jackson and I ain't been the nun, but you've been the one. Yeah, you've been brainwashed in some kind of way. Did you a medic? You zombie? Wait, not the zombie. Did you're a meda human? Now? Man? They got you. They did some kind of way do two pocket biggie together and call it the beef is over. Bro,

You're gonna be sleepwalking. Don't even know what cameras put some cameras in here to night. Shut up and what you had going on this weekend? When I do this weekend washed, I went to I went to a day party on Sunday. My sister lives in Texas. She came home for the weekend, so we had to cook out for her on Saturday. You know, I've just been much chilled out. It was beautiful here this past weekend. It was very beautiful. Now we're back to what Now we're

back to what? Fifty three? Yeah, no, man, in Vegas was cold. Was in the thirties. And ain't that ship some bullshit? You'll get cold on the West coast tonight, windy and ship. I've only been in Vegas once and it was cold as fuck. I don't like Vegas like that. I feel like I got twoking more ways than one with that, the weather going to the and my money that tooking more ways than one out there in Vegas. I got taken whoa, Yeah, let's let's pay some bills

real quick. We'll be right back all right, y'all. So we got Osama bin linger and be locked. What is that? What was that drinking from the last time you hear from lying? Yeah, like when you get how you came up with that? Like I usually grow my beard much bigger than this, you know what I'm saying. And my middle initials D last name ranking So that's drinking, right right, So I just put Osama been drinking? Ok. Everybody thought. Everybody thought I used to get drunk and stuff. I

was like, no, bro, I'll just be smoking weeds. It's really, ain't gotthing to do with that. Ain't got nothing to do with none of that. Ain't got nothing do with that. So your your show is called the Last Few Kids. We want to discuss the first few hits. So okay, let's talk about your first time getting high. Everybody, m hm, who first made your first shoot? I was in high school. Bro, LA's probably about Tim Gray and uh, me and my homie. We went in on a bag like a little doll,

like a little yeah. Yeah, we went like dying bag, me and my my best home. And they ain't gonna Like I knew I had to, Like I didn't know how to roll a joint. You know what I'm saying. But I knew how to roll a joint. And by that, I'm saying like my daddy used to smoke weed, and you know you can. I used to walk in not on purpose, but you know, I'll be walking into the room, Hey Dad, dare to ask them something, and this muggle over there in the corner roll and joint. Good out

of here. You know what I'm saying With all that, but I see his motion, what he's doing, right, so you know. And then plus we had cable, so I hadn't seen weed on TV and stuff like that, so I kind of knew what to do to kind of roll a joint. So I told my home was like, who's gonna get the roll? It was all sing and I was like, shoot, I know how to roll it. I just said it. I ain't even and I was like, Ship, I hope you should work out. So so we had some papers and Ship we got some papers and they

ain't gonna. I tried it and joint was very smokable, and and we got high, and we got high, and it was on after that. What y'all do after your high? Do you remember? I think we ain't got something to eat. We had the munches and he would do I think it's burger king because they had the two for two. But then Tuova two was jumping to burger to fry. So your whole experience costs twelve dollars pretty much, pretty much, yeah, pretty much. Oh those were the days there, it was.

But then we got small after that. You know, we started going to fifty on the dime, like get four of us together, and then we smoked like two or three blunts, two or three blunts out of dime back back then. Yeah, you can get like two or three blunts out of a dime. Yeah, that was back then. Yeah, you know what the s Yeah, you're right, it would

be full of sticks and stems stuff. I remember like taking like a box, a shoe box, and I put the weed in there, and I just yeah, so you could get the seeds and stuff you've been smoking smoking. I always seed assistance with my weed, Like if I'm a strong, somebody else got to roll it all that ship. So let's save your story because I feel like your story is going to include some dick. So you said you only spoke with weeds, So I think that's how I started. So I would tell my story because that

a seg with us to our guest topic. Um, I was sixteen and my high school boyfriend I had like we met in the library, did it or not? But he was just like such a pothead already. He liked he subscribed to High Times, and he would always be showing me magazine articles about weed in California. No, he wasn't, and I think he was more like into Kobe and Ellen Iverson. So one night he would always get high and I'd be like, drugs aren't cool. I'm not doing that. That was me. He was mean, you just need to

try to weave. One time. Yeah, I was, I was good. I was at I was just a good kid. So there was some train tracks in the back of his neighborhood and we walked to the train tracks and he had already rolled. Uh. I think it was like a Dutch Master or something like that or what else? Did we smoke back? Not cigarellos? What was it? I mean, what was the pack? It was like a red and white I can't remember Billy's Yeah, roll one of those up?

What fuck you? And Uh? We smoked on the train track and I remember the first time I hit it. I choked so hard I couldn't catch my breath, and then I didn't want to hit it again. He was like, no, I'm telling you're gonna be high for that one anyway, but hit it. Hit it one more time. So I hit it one more time, and we just sat on the train tracks in the dark, talking about bullshit. I don't remember what the conversation was, but I just remember being back in the woods on the train track in

the dark in South Carolina, the highest hell. And then the train came and then we were running. So we was like, it's like a bridge right that we had crossed over, and the train started coming and we had to go back that way. So we had but across the bridge, across the bridge, did not get hit by the train high and then had to jump. No, that was standing by me, guy. You had to stand by me saying in real life, my knee, Yo's not a

moment that never happened. That the trade we did spoke up the trade track, but we didn't have to rough. I felt like my story was born. I needed to give it some excitement. You could have ended it each other all night talked on the tracks. That's what happened out there? That us what happened? Shame bitch? The hell I just wasn't look so my first time smoking, like you said, it was segue into the next question, the next first the first time I smoked, smoked wheat. This

is the first time I had sex. So maybe that's why I like that is that is there we go. But it probably wouldn't have happened if I wasn't high. I feel like was the gateway to the pussy the wheat, damn, the first time I had somehow I ended up somewhere with a grown ass, not a girl. Man, But how was the first guy? He might have been a couple of years older than me. Naked, Yeah, we got. I couldn't even believe it was happening. But I want to

talk about my first time like that that sho. I don't know where you were taking that vie the first no hell no tongue kissing and all that ya tom kissing and your face. I couldn't believe it was happening. I think maybe he thought that I had already had sex before, but I didn't because we'd make you really do ship like a fucking pro bitch. Okay, So yeah, you didn't get no jaw on your first time? Did you know? Hell? Okay, you want to you you said that,

you said give jo sexual that's vaginal sex. Yeah, you're talking about giving job. You didn't do it because y'all know you said we'd make it. You still like a pro. You said we make you do something like a pro. I was like, no, she might have got off the chaine that first. I definitely wasn't sucking shit. I was getting headway before I started having sex. I definitely wasn't just sucking dick, all right, I would blow that one. I found out the chicks, you know, back in the day,

like some chicks like started something before they gave it. Man, I never understand you tripped me out, like like damn you wanted to sa I mean, that's your typical for white women, though I know black woman like that too. And I'm like, so you be you think you think your husband would love you more if you knew you was You saved your vagina, but you won't saved that fucking mouth, right, But you said your vagina, that's you know,

that would be the more pas? Why they do I know, yeah, I know, I know that's what they do, but yeah, just joeing mom, right, what was your first time? My first time was actually all right, this is a true story, but it sounds like something that a book. Alright, don't try no, Alright. So I was in high school. It's my junior year and it was my boyfriend was a quarterback and it was our homecoming game and his parents were out of town. I saw, yes, all the planets,

a line in Jupiter. So he was like, after the game, I want you to come over, and I was like, okay. So I came to his house and he made me like well, he drove me obviously, and he had me standing outside in the driveway. He was like, just wait here for a few minutes. So I think I might have been out there like almost ten minutes. I'm like, what is going on? Because it was dark. I remember being like a little nervous about being outside. And then

he brought me. He blindfolded me and brought me into the house and then he had me walk up stairs with blindfold on, and he took me to his bedroom and he had the whole room covered in candles, lit candles, and looking back, it was definitely a fire hair and we could have burnt his help. Damn. He likes all over and from the dollar tree. I'm sure something that covered his bedroom and lit. And then I remember he put on like some old old last music, like old

music too. It wasn't like anything that something like that. Yeah, it was like some old ship like his parents would probably be listening to more than we would. Yeah, something like that. It was really oldool. He was trying to get that. Yeah, and then it happened. And then I just remember thinking like, oh my god, there's a dick really inside of me. I remember, I think that's what I was saying, Like you almost feel like is this really happening? Right? What is happening? No, I don't think

I was making any real sounds. I can't remember, but it might have sound something like this. It's like I'm joking. I know, I'm joking. I don't remember. I was just you know, that's the very first experience. So I don't know if I was making any sounds or moaning like some porn video or anything, but that was it. Mhm.

I was in love after that too, shame. After day, I got home and I was using the bathroom and I'm like, what the funk it felt like nothing was coming out the whole condom coming out of my COUCHI and I'm hitting the nigger up like you're missing something. I come believe. I thought it was about to die. Dogs I'm having sex. I thought my life is over.

That's crazy. I have like you know what we talked about, those stories about men not saying that economists come off and just leave it inside you like, what like that about what the fund is that about? He don't did it too? You look at him. Drugs, these things do not give a funk about us. What happened with someone I wanted to let it? I mean he knew he I don't know. Maybe he was embarrassed to be like, oh, shooting went where did he go? Put the little hand up,

church finger up? Yeah, just say something like that ship could have just been that could have been really bad for me. I mean I could mean if I was saying, I would have got it up out of there, right, dig it out, Get it up out of there. Bro. You know what came next day? M hmm, it's bad. My first time, yeah, damn, I was in sale grade. He was a baby. Yeah, my first time was definitely eighth grade. What is she talking about just two years behind your eyes, said eleventh grade. Okay, it wasn't like

nothing really romantic. I guess you could say we were on a trip, junior achievement trip, remember junior treatment. I think we went to Charleston something like that, on a little trip, on a little bus trip. And it was the night, you know, the day we got to the night we got there, you know, me and my girlfriend, like I think she was. She might have been a little older to me. She wasn't no virgin though, I don't think she was a virgine. I was just green,

green as fuck. All I ever did was kissing. So later on, like like that night, that Friday night, she you know, invited me up to her room, her hotel room. I don't know how. I can't remember how we got away from the group and all that, but we got away up in her room. She pulled me in the room, you know, we started kissing. Yeah, and still I'm saying blah blah, And she pulled down her panties, you know, and I pulled out my pants ever, and she lay down,

She did lay down on the bed. She laid down on the floe or she definitely been sucking her mom and living room, not my green mine, my green mind. I wasn't thinking about that then, you know what, once I got old, like I old, I was like, yo, this chick she fucked the ship out of me. Yea then, but no, like all I all I did was get down, you know and hump. You know, I did what I thought I was doing all the supposed to be doing. And I got up. Did you like how long after?

Like how long he was umping? Like five minutes? It was probably something like that, And I thought that was I was like, yeah, that was set. Yeah, yeah, But then like all right, don't trip Like when we got back to school that very same, like that next week in school because it was over the weekend. Like she met me in the playground. She said me, meet the playground right by Junior High School. You know what I'm saying down into the playground. I was, okay, I'll meet

you down there after school. You know, I'm just going down to play and meet my girlfriend. You know, got down there, she started kissing and got them filling and going and going, And that day we did it on the playground and I came that day. Yeah, definitely, yeah, yeah, as when it all change yeah, But when I got older, I realized she took advantage of me. Bro, I was green. How she took advantage of you consented? I ain't know I was going down there to do all that. She

got me down there and started kissing on men. Stuff started going getting me aroused. So she took advantage of because she got you aroused. I told her, was she because I know most Niggers don't got the least background as women like I would like twits. She was like thirteen, you know what I like, No, Bro, but you you've been around the block though. Bro took my innocence, bronn take it. Yeah, I knew she probably eight from nine

grades that went there. You know what she had before because she stayed on the side of town, you know what I'm talking like, And then came and sucked me like that on the proground. But I ain't sucked him after that for a couple of years. On the playground, y'all had six standing like she was like, she would like bent over the little guy done one of them a little wooden objects and I hit that thing from the bike fund the bike. Yeah, tow that thing up from the bike. I did tell because when we got

back that trip. We got from the trip uh ok, some of the some of the nigga and ship from my hood. And she was coming around school. We were here, Yeah, damn talking, you drowned you the trick. I was like, and I'm sitting there, but because I ain't told nobody, nobody but me and God, I left chaucon me and God righting back, I get the school. Motherfucker. No, I'm like, damn, how the fuck she's don't told one that she drowned?

And then she told mother she drowned me. But guess what, my nose so old mine didn't get damn about none of that. I meant her answered the playground anyway, I wouldn't even think about none of that. Didn't drowned. I'm gonna get drowned again today. I'm just walking around school. Kill me. Yeah, I'm just walking around school, defending myself. That's how I'll defending myself. She drowned ship. Sha, Oh my goodness, all right, your first time you got drunk? Shoot? Uh?

Let me see so my sister I used to always be driving her fucking ass home. I'm drunk, Like now that I think about it, she'd probably really been drinking, drink and drinking for a long time, because now it's like a real health issue. But I want to say maybe I don't know. Fifteen sixteen, the first time I drunk alcohol? No, the first time you got drunk, like in a nightclub? And I remember my eye in a

nightclub with my sister. Used to be using her I d to get into places, and I remember just sitting in the chair and every time I open my eyes, I'm like, am I still fucking hair? Drunk as fun? So you got drunk the first time you drank? Yeah, you too. I did. Yeah, I've been drinking no because I used to. Sorry. When I first started drinking, I was drinking little pasty ship like I'm ready sour. I'll have one. I'm ready sour all night and that'll be like how how I would drink. Yeah, it wasn't until

I I took college that I got drunk. And it was like when Russia was talking about Patron. Patron had just came out, and I just remember going to a club with this guy is Dominican drug lord and I'm got lying to sister and how many of you and I made the Minican drug lons to happen. It's the same way. This is what we met. And uh, he got us a section and he had about all this liquor and it was just me and him, so I

was just passing the liquor. I was the random girls in the club and taking shots of Patron with different women. And this is the first time I had ever drunken Patron. Maybe I had some jose A once or twice before then, but this is my first patrol. And I remember being so ship face drunk that we had to lead the club and he was like carrying me out and then I remember and putting me in the car. I remember going to waffle house, but I didn't get out. I

remember him. I asked for some grits. He's like, I don't have no spoon. I was like putting it in my hand. He was like what. I was like, what the grits in my hand? Nigga? So he was like I whatever, So he put grits in my hand. I remember like having grits all over my face because I ate grits out of my fucking hand with a pig.

Then I remember throwing the grits up on the highway, like like hanging my head out of the car, and the grits were like, oh damn, inside of the car, just flying and they went in the backseat like some of it. It was just a very disgusting experience. And then I remember him dropping me off, but I don't remember where I was. I think I was living in a UM Benedict apartment dorm or something like that. The door, yeah, I don't remember him ever coming in. I was like

ship face drunk. I don't think he wanted none of that super drunk couci, that almost rape COUCHI you know, like when it gets to to drunk, you don't even want it. How was that rape though? When I never understand about that, Like if I'm drunk and a dude drunk, Like, why is the man only responsible? That's just life gonna life, ain't it. Yeah? Yeah, that that makes sense right. Why if I'm equally drunk, why am I responsible? Yeah, that's

one of those double standards. He didn't want none of that, so he dropped me off, and I remember being sick for two days and saying I would never drink again. And then I did it again. I just in college college time and living in Colombia. Man, I used to get fucking drunk for no reason. I think about those days, like getting carried at the at the club drunk, like sucking starfish, getting drunk for no fucking reason. Yeah, my first time getting drunk was tenth grade. No, tenth grade. Yeah,

it all happened and not sex. Sex happened seven. You know, I just went we to Tim Grade and I didn't get drunk till timth grade. It was in the club and shoot back then on the West Side. You know, like they sell us liquor, they sell us ship out the store like no problem. Like I had a little got because my other homies had facial hair. But they knew we still when they knew we went to that high school right now in the way. So but they still just sold us. They selling ship, all right, y'all

got money? Yeah right, yeah, So we was going to club, was going to Expressions. I think it was Expressions back then. And man, we went to a party first. Then we were to Expressions. But I remember I was drinking everything that night like mad dog o E crazy Horse. I may have had some Cisco like it was we went through the cheap sex Tim grade. Like what you know what I'm saying I'm talking about, went through the whole cheap section and shoot. By the time we got to

the club. Next thing, I know, I'm too shell. I gotta go out, go on my brother's car, and on the way home, I just threw up all in the back. It was a bad night. My mommy's always threatened us. She catch us drinking, she's gonna make us keep drinking. Smoking, She's gonna make and keep smoking in front of her. Yeah, just gonna keep doing it to your ask getting sick.

My first time drinking, they're having drinks. I was like, I mean, my aunt's uncles and everybody, you know, they had the card parties, you know, family little cookouts, whatever they bought back in the day. I'll run up to the card table like, drink somebody peanut Colada, run away before I get smacked up, stick smacked ups out of here with the backing and I run away and dodging and ship like that. I run up and drink a sip of wine, and run up and drink a little

sip of beer. They but boy, you know my I mean, but it was, you know, she was the opposite for me. Like my first time drinking, I was such a young child. Because at those cookouts you had that cousin that you want to taste a little bit, you didn't have those cousins. Yes, I'm that fucking yeah, so drink that. I don't remember my first actual symptoms. So y'all, I don't know. Right there, while theyre in the heated game a bit with I

run up and grab somebody showing up his mamabout it. No, I just went up to the car table and grab somebody. But while it was a peanut colater and get a quick sit right quick, dodged that leap. Sometimes you catch a quick little lea like so shot. I tasted that mom a lot of bit. She was good at. Hold on, tam, let's say some bills. What's another first? You know the first time you did eight on? So anybody doing it?

Ain't nobody doing nothing. Ain't on me come at me like that, bro real for real, man, I just say on you, I don't remember. I'm all right. So um an'tal beads? Does that count? No? That does not account. Yeah, because I don't. I don't have a good story. My story for that. It's kind of rough. Oh you have some of that number cream on your book? How many

beans did he get in that three or folk? It was like two a hard string of bees be small at first, right, and then it got big and he did a little small ones and then rammed up big ones there. And I just remember feeling like fine, like I remember like feeling it if I'm feeling like eyebrows in my eyelashes just burned off my face. But he wasn't hitting it from the back right there or nothing. He would just you know, it was just the beat doing you booty, just doing the be It was just

one shove. It wasn't even like that nothing. It was like ease, ease, yea, that's all the rape. What the fu? Yeah, I was like, but it was in the dominat, dominat, that's not And this is why I don't do ain't no play ever since. And then he pulled it out and then it was like do the sickles off the beach, off the beach. Yeah, you don't know, you don't fool with the animal, you just like I was so embarrassed I snatched the bees and I should be embarrassed. Why

are you in there? Like I would never be embarrassed on the nigger, like the men who have you know, sex like men like they'd be prepared for that ship. Maybe you don't, you know, I get prepared for that. And then he gonna say, holding up in the air, y'all, y'all, don't y'all, don't do the antal, y'all. Just do the thumb. Tip y'all when buddy hitting it from the back, y'all live, but y'all left betty, y'all, y'all, let the rim your

booty and do the thumb. You know, once every two years or some show you him hit that thumb, but you're like, oh, here comes, that's how you that nigger? You hit that nigger? You hit that nigga, hit that thumb like you'd be like, won't shoot and hit that rim and rim like a little but exactly let's talk about it. No, I ain't gonna say me and don't like,

no man don't like a little thumb and it. But yes, they do, not me, not me, and the trip out here had likedn't like when ladies lick it, but they like that now like that them legs be up for you know, she be like, oh shoot my legs. Let me don't put them down and just do a little fist. They're gonna have they legs up, duds, onna be doing no thumb now doing no thumb. Niggas definitely do things and fingers in the butt, No bro, but that wasn't done that. Yeah, like what dude, like he let you

do it? And when he do it like like like he do it, like he let you do it, and he like it. Like shoot, yeah, I kind of like that right thing to do it. My thing is, it's just dominating. Yeah, that's why I like y'all like to be a little bit of dominant. It's your time to dominant, be dominant. So I'm about to be dominant on you p d or like, so is gonna talk like me? Sure if you tell somebody even fucking you, make sure you tell them the whole story. That used to be

my premise. No, see that that that's why and that and that and that's and and that's the that's the first of all my finger you see. The reason one why you can't play mess with my booty. It just can't mess with my booty. The reason too, is because for that right there, I'm the chick. Had any chick you let play with your booty like that? And put your thoughts. She immediately had something on you. And you bet you bet not never fall out with her. You bet not never, Yeah, you bet not never falls And

see what I'm saying. See what I'm saying, That's why you can't let chicks put their finger in your Bootylet that because they got someone he's winning. The boy there, boy boy, you be out and brunch, thank you feeling yourself. And she's like, um, conquer and say, I know you ain't acting brown new the way I had my finger in your acting brand new up in here, but you fry lobster legs and I had my finger in your booty.

I wouldn't play with a dude like that. But if I hear anywhere that we've been fucking, I'm going to tell yeah at that point. Yeah, So if you are like, oh, shoot, I heard Reggie for anyway, he like this nigger? What you mean? And hen like what did he also tell you exactly about basilin his butt hole up? Not even a little spit? Do y'all hit say, do y'all hit y'all thromb what we do before we do you a little hit on the thumb and then you go for y'all, dude,

But do y'all do that? No, I don't, y'all just straight, y'all just stay do a little nasty little pearls right now, y'all do a nasty little spin on the finger and just start rubbing my man. Look, that's my old life. But I definitely hit a nag up. I'm gonna test you all. I'm gonna try to see what you let me do. I like to put on like gay scenes and like, let's say, I'm getting to know man and I'm just women women. No, I like to put on

mail gay scene. What are you doing? And then I just touched his real quick to see what are you doing? And that's cool if he is. But just first of all, but when they when the gain, when the when the when the gay man seemed come on the energy chains, like why are you trying to mess up the energy like that? I'm trying to mess up the energy. I'm gonna be like, what the fun is you doing? That's

what that's what going. It's not like that. I'm like when when you're going no, no know, what you're don't understanding is when you're going through the remote control and you go down to the gate when you when you go to balls on balls and you click okay, and then it's own And then I'm like, just you know, I'm not you're putting on, putting on like brokeback mouthing and it gets to that scene or just something that I are hold on. Once again, I gotta stop you.

And what do you mean you're putting on broke Back Mountain. We're not watching Brokeback Mountain. First of all, I'll tell you what. I'll tell you what. Yeah, you go ahead and put Brokeback Mountain. You only you want to by the time to get to the title broke Back Mountain, we'd fucking I'm talking about neck deep? Why work? As soon as I even see it, broke see that, oh broke Back Mountain. Oh yeah, she wanted me to funk right now the ship clearly, yeah, she clearly don't want

to know what I did around him? Alright, something like p Valley, something that will entertain the man as well. All right, And you wait to get to a scene when when Clifford come on there, you let me touch this thing just to see it. And then but if it's soft, what you say, then don't say? Has anybody dick ever been hard? No, never No. Hold on, so you do this with dudes on the rick you first me to do? No, it don't like. First of all, I don't see your man's dick when I first meet that.

I mean, you know, unless they got like that. But and that's what my next question. So when you do this little experiment you do and you touch his penis that do mean you're giving him something that night? Probably? Maybe you don't sexual harass my man, can't he because because he gonna really in his mind, he's gonna be like, hey, yeah, I'm about to god done, tell a love got dum. Yeah, And that's cool as long as it gets hard after I touch you, not before with this thing. That's what

I'm saying. When once you get down there, you're touching and started growing its own right, Yeah, that's cool, okay, because don't start get don't know me not for not for this, stop growing from the show for me. Yeah. On, once you start touching him, then he started growing. And then buddy start looking at you and he get the good y'all we can go to the room. Then perhaps what is we per happened? You grab my wiener and made it grow to the foot loan. Okay, you don't

took my button lift to the foot loan. Now I'm ready, And now you're like, well we should Why you were gonna do some heavy patty. Why do y'all get to do that? Only women? He personally, I don't put myself in a close setting with any man unless I plan on sucking. I'm not coming to your house. I'll meet you out. But if you can't come to your house, No, not until unless unless I know I'm gonna get you. Yeah, I don't want to put myself in a fun position. No,

that's smart, but no I do. I'll hang out with a guy in up close setting, don't have no intention of having sex, but you're gonna be funking with them like that though you're just being here getting a dick. Told. Once I'm at that space with you, but if I'm just chilling with you, I don't I'm not gonna touch

your dick. We can watch whatever. I'm gonna care what you But I'm saying, but even once you get into that space with him, sometimes you would do it that you just may not like, oh wait, I'm just just some heavy petting, Just some heavy petting. Heavy petting. What the fun is this? Mother? This ain't no soup, just sitting here with all this as I don't think my god, damn, and now we don't fell out. Now you're calling me just dude. You always got one thing that happened, and

I'm like, what the funk you mean? I'm able? What the fun you matter? Her? Adam? I just got my dick grail and I'm the one to track my nigger. I ain't ship. I don't be giving up none no more. I ain't ship. That's so funny because that's really the how I look at that, nigga. You just gonna sit there because I ain't fucked. We're not friends no more. I'm sitting here, motherfucking lying. M hmm. I eat meat here you come with gazelle. Don't come by the bushes.

Good day? Were having Leo. I'm gonna stop and talk to me. You know what I'm about, and then shoot off and run fast fastest. Hell. Hey, that's so funny because you you definitely paid it. Wow, I don't make me feel special, So make you feel special after you don't touch So you can't make out with a woman that's totally out. You make out. Yeah, we can make out, but just don't touch you. No, no, no, I'm just saying, but after you touch my deck and made it start

getting hard, you're gonna stop making out. So what if you're digging my pants? I got them done jogging or something. You don't touch that thing. And now I got that half moon sitting there my doun crotch. We're gonna start making out. I'm gonna kiss your ill low or something. Yeah, and that's cool. We can start make out, but I immediately try to go for your hot spots. That's what I do. Niggas keep trying a different spot. Let me see if this. Yeah, you gotta see by the reaction

with spots. You kill me with the massage though, Oh my god, y'all need to lay that one to rest. I think at a certain age you stop that. No, they don't know, they don't never see you see that video that girl was massage that her with her ass, rubbing her ass up and gets his back. You saw that. I saw that one. Do you want one of those? Yeah? I do it. Yeah, if you'll leave some Manetta's shillings on the nigga back. She washed, good washed, goodness. This funny.

Is there any other first or maybe any last? Like I ain't doing that ship no more. I'll never do cocaine. It's fitting all in it well nowadays. This one guy who was out in dominicanran public. He actually just trying to go buy something. He was like, are you gonna judge? I said, what you need money for? Her like he was looking trying to go to the A T M for cash. I'm like, what you need money for? He was like, are you gonna judge me? If I tell you? I'm like no. He was like, I want to get

some coke. And I just thought, like, nigga's really be out here, like just I can't. I don't know. I never tried it. You were speaking about Vegas earlier. That happened to me in Vegas, like we're in the club and I kind of got offended because somebody, actually, if you have something, why you dude roll up on me?

Bro in the club? Looks. Second, we was in Dreds first the baby perform and Dreys was in dred and went to another little spot and but it just rolled upon like hey man, and you know he's some coke? Can I score some coke? Yeah? Like you got the coat, I ain't got no coke. And I was like, bro, but it just came and I turned to my home and that's like this motherfucker just came asked me, could he get some coke? You look like I guess maybe we're partying hard. But it was like, they look like

they got coke over there. I'm going to see. I've never know circles. Yeah, I'm cool on that. Somebody does have some cocaine. I don't know. Maybe they just dip off to the bathroom handle their business. But I'm just snibbing that circle. So younger being around a lot of white women, they were snarting a lot of coke when we were young in the bathroom and stuff. I would never participate. They said it's a rich persons. Yeah when I yeah, they would always Jimmy, want to go, want

to do a gummy? Just a little, just do a gummy. I'm like, not cool, I'm cool on that, But what's a gummy like put on your gun? Just rubbing it on your gun? Hell, I had a home and tell me that he used to sell it the white dudes on the wrestling team in high school. I was like, yeah, interesting and they be in there wrestling after they snort the coke in the bathroom restaurience in house school, just grounding up to fifty to go in with the homies on the nick bro You got two fifty on the

nick Brobot to go smoke a blunt. The motherucker's able to afford a whole cocaine. But that cocaine with a fitting all it's not safe. Even if it was fun, it's not safe anymore. I mean, how will you even know you got a good batch until you snorted? Right, I don't even purchase weed from people. Yeah, they're saying they're putting a fitting on the weed. Now, how does that work? They just sprinkle something in there? I guess why give me to do coke? They sprinkle the coke

on the on the blunt. But they're all right, So with the fitting they're doing it make it more potent, right, I feel like they're doing it to kill motherfucker's because a lot of people are dying from it. So wherever people getting their packs from, I feel like it's being intentionally done. You know. They you know, they buy cocaine and they like they cut it with like babylas or something like that, but not now they're doing it with like fitting on magic or whatever. But you don't know.

But they're not fucking pharmacists, Like they don't know how powerful that ship. You know. Next thing you know, you know, you've got a bad batch and now you're die. My thing is as bad at and as fastest, and so many people dying. Like why are you still doing it? You're just waiting on your lottery. My wife couldn't believe that people still smoke crack, like she really, like she really like she's that face right there, right there, Ashley, that is the face my wife gave me. She's like people,

She's like them, are you stop? You're tripping? People don't know. No, they don't know, they don't people still do not do crack. And like I had to show her, like I had to show her on the internet. I had to show her it's not hearing. It's not hearing. It is cracked. People still, Well, you see, Biden just funded this. They call it the supposed to give us equite as hell of us smack in the face. If you asked me, they're funding these organizations that provide like the crack stuff

people use. It wasn't crack pipes. It was just it's like hygienic materials and stuff like that. But I looked it up. It wasn't actual crack pipes. It wasn't crack pipes. Did you see that video? This guy had got the pack from one of these organizations, and the whole crack pipers in there. It was all that might be because uh wright and went on, I don't know what it was said, there are absolutely no crack pipe funding organizations that give out these things, give out these tools or

whatever the people need to do whatever drug of choice. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen like so these organizations if that's one of the things that they use. And he's but but are they gonna do it whether you give them the exactly and what's the difference between that and they them arming the medics with narcan and all that. So when they come up on somebody who's overdose, they give them narcan

and they bring them back. But guess what people don't know is that same person that probably just odeed on drugs, they'll see that same person in the next three weeks or the next Yeah, and they just they just can't just keep giving the nark and let them go let them go. So I mean, hey, they want them addicted. They want people America and America. They want your ass a fucking live and sick. You know, good healthy, and you really know, good dad, you gotta be alive and sick.

Mm hmm. That's true. We look at I remember when I just came back from Europe and one of the my British friends came out to visit and she went to a fast food restaurant for the first time in America, and she was like, I literally got a gallon of sprite with my meal, Like why is the sprite itself? Talking about the supicide joint, She's like it was just a regular drink, but the ship was like a gallont Like why is it so big? In the refrigerators, Like

only in America would you find big gass refrigerators. Like like these people go get fresh food, you know what I'm saying, Like you have small refrigerators in other countries. We're just biggest over. Like I'll tell people all the time, the whole COVID and the whole uh they're giving money and all that, they all the little checks they were giving out their everybody and all that and all that. I was like, damn, I told you it's gonna come back tenfold. Now we're in Wales, they ain't gonna almost

damn double somebody. You know, taxes my nieces, Like I didn't get that much money back in my text, I'm like, you're paying for that, Simulus, paying for all that. But they're getting that and more. They're getting it all back and more. Mother's trying to kill the economy. Man. Yeah, that's all he's trying to do. They just hand. So I'm going off the grib bro, we are you going that motherfucker's gonna come over there and fun with you. No, bro, I'm going up in the woods somewhere. Bro. Like, I

ain't going to Alaska though, but it's woods. I can just go the woods. I need my internet, see right there. That's why that's why I see, that's why we don't never get people need bulls. That's why I'm going campus none of this ship. You give me a good flowing stream of good fresh water. Yeah, you're gonna be out there, turns in. I'm gonna hunt and making me a guard, y'all. See, making afraid and afraid. It ain't that easy you gotta

do when you yeah, yeah, like naked afraid bla. No. But I'm talking about if you're out there and you and they're almost dying because you got tools to do it, you can do If you got all the tools you need to do it, you can do it. Okay, sell everything, sell the house to car, everything, take all your bread going to the wilderness. M hmm, don't take me out there. Come. When you want to start a community, you have to be an apocalyptic situation with it for me to come. Look,

motherfucker's not had math because stake. I've been stopped eating that ship Like y'all better get on the vegetarian diet some of these dad vegetables. Yeah, for the most part, I guess I'll be pestetarian. But now I've been gave up the meats. See what I've been trying to say. I never like baking. I'm gonna eat bacon til today I die. Prome. I ain't gonna lie because hogs was always here. Now hogs, how often does a hog have

a child? Because I had actually look up one day, how many calves can a kyle have if a calf can only have one, if a cow can only have one calf, a year or something like that, once every two years or something like that. I've read what a funk they're getting all the meat from? What are you getting all the beef from? I mean, he's mad cows out here, man, it's not no mad organic cows out here. They're making that meat. It's three D. It's three D

in the fucking lab, three D meat. Yes, then you offer, Yeah, No, I don't want my meat, my little three D meat. Put some Lorri's or that motherfucker garlic. Yeah, little, use some baking fat, apple or smoke bacon. I like bread. That's the problem I'm trying to get off. That's the thing. Right. Hey see y'all talking about all that stuff. You know what, I'll be tripping off so many vegans. I know, I do what. I see why they so big because car car some some fruits got more carbs, and bread carved

up the sugar, sugar in the carbon. Yeah. So being vegan doesn't necessarily mean healthy. Yeah. So I mean it's just all about, honestly, moderation, moderation and moderation. I'm gonna stay Megan, Megan, ye too. Vegans always be trying to tell you how what you make, right, everything is in moderation, and you know the cows only got one calf a year.

You're eating the three D ship Like, why, I don't bit, I don't care, really don't give a funk about what people always that one meal about the day I eat some vegetables a bro, I'm vegan for the I'm vegan for the day. I don't done my vegan bro. I did my vegan part right and some vegetables bo. I don't talk my vegan bro by vegan. I can't want the flavor of meat and ship like, I don't know. It's funny. I don't know. But we got no out the first without the first, we got um first time

we started making your own money for real. Mm hmm. I'm mature late so okay. He was living off women early. No, no, not I no. I always had my own career and stuff in places say like that once I left, once I left Charlotte went the ANT like I was on my own. Like once I got out of Charlotte went to Anti, I was on my own. So it was just like I had I have had like a million damn jobs in Greensboro. You know what I'm saying is

that you know that's me from Greensboro. Greensboro originally from Charlotte, going to raised in Charlotte. But you know, a t S. In Greensboro, it was just job, the job to job in one place. I worked there three times. Like the fourth time I got a job there, they hired me back. But then they called me like in the room right after they hired It was like you how you even worked here before? And I had to be like, yeah, man, but you know, I know how to do the work.

Don't come on. And it was like no, no, because you were three no call, no shows. You just stopped coming. Yeah, you just stopped coming and then you keep coming back. But yeah, no, I wouldn't like that. I didn't live off women. I didn't. I didn't live off women and nothing like that. But I just matured late as far as just you know, just getting serious about life. So I started making money, my own money for myself. Like

when I finally graduated, I say, around four. That's that's about average, though I feel like, you know that's not late to me. That's about average when you start really seeing some money for yourself. Um, you mean like seeing money for myself as were able to save money, like,

you know, pay some bills. I was already paying a What do you mean by twenty four or twenty five, you start really seeing like a check a little bit, you know, like it's not super bullshit money like you've been used to in your college day ease and fresh out of college. And then I've been making money for keeping money. That's different because I have spells when I'm making money, and now I have sus I'm not making men. Yeah, that's just When I was in college, I was broke.

I was like living off work study checks, and I worked at echords and I worked at I would bartime, say, strip barton at the club. I did not strip the barton at a club, but there used to be dangerous and summer tim like it used to be so dangerous in them clubs. Man, I only had four jobs in my whole life, like four different places. Actually I don't work a million places. I had three alone in high school, I had one. I've had four jobs my whole life. On one job. I want the last place I worked.

I worked there for thirteen years, and I worked for nobody else after that. I was never dedicated. Something would always come around and I just risk it all? What black bike? Wait, yeah, you put me on the schedule. No, bro, you better find somebody else. Watch, bro, I ain't gonna come back, and then I wouldn't go. Just risk it all. Next thing, you know, your shift starts at three. When I'm a murder beat saying just risk it off. I know when I get back and find someone else, right,

gonna put it in. I've been working a little knickknack sucking jobs. You get just quick and get another one. I worked at Walmart, also trying to get the best job. I worked at Walmart in a toy section. I'll be playing all day That's why I don't take that serious now, childish, Yes, playing all day long. Ain't cleaned up ship, y'all. We'll be right back. Let's say some bills dumb bitch stories, because we've all been a dumb bitch at least once

or twice one. All right, we do a segment called dumb bitch story, and that's where we had or simp series, right, So it would be simp serious for you because you're a guy, alright, So you could tell a story about a time where a woman played you or thought she was playing you, or you felt playing. Yeah, tell us about a time where you were a simple, because I believe everybody has been a simple. I'm just trying to remember.

I'm just trying to make get the story correct, you know what I'm saying, And don't give us everybody elays. Want to give us a high school story, like I know, y'all name that since high school. No, it was in high school. No, I feel like a simp once like it was his chick and it was in college. It was in college, and dang, I loved it, like I did, you feel I did? And then you know he was dating,

you know, his dating. Everything was good, great, huh, like I even, yeah, I took her home meet my people, you know, member, Yeah, yeah, I was all right, we're gonna mom, you know, start doing right about this next thing? You know, weekend comes and she disappears, like I don't know where she went. I don't know what it was. But then she gets back and she's well, I didn't

hear from her for a little while. We were in school though, we so we were in school, but she just prayed for a weekend, came back like the middle of the next week on some old yeah, all right, when I went and visited this guy some other ship. She told, Yeah, I just told me that I'm talk on. I felt like a sucker because you thought that was your girl. Yeah, so she was sucking off while she was out of town. I don't know. She went to visit the guy. I didn't know what she was doing. Guy. Yeah, yeah,

she went to go back. Now, you know, kicking with a guy all weekend? Kept her after that. No, No, I didn't, No, I didn't nothing at all. But fast four years later, I mean I didn't know. I still felt stupid. I was like, this is this a lie? I don't know, but it was true. She was a runner, like she ran from love and being you know, like I don't I forgot what. I don't know. But she came back. Years later, she came and she like she talked to me, like you know, through social media whatever,

like yeah, back then I fucked up. Blah, you're a good guy. Like I really didn't do that. Like I was really pregnant and I left and went handing abortion. I didn't want to tell you. Bah. So instead of just being you know, in love and bla blah, I did what I normally did back then. I ran. So was she pregnant for you, Yeah yeah, by me drag star boom yeah yeah. N that's a sad story. How you felt like a sucker that was hold on, hold on, hold on, didn't then a nothing that that I did

for like a sucker. I did. I did. I don't know because I did. I did her man boom this the other chick, same school, like later on, you know, dang, I would thinking on talking jump like I was gonna handle my business, chill out, and you know, because you know you've been you know you'd be flirting with a chicken on campus and ship, but it's always be she flirted back a y'all never get a chance to block the chance came bro like she was one of them chicks that took her like it taking a chick that

take a lot for her to come. I tell y'all, I was in there do it, giving it all. I was. I'm talking about over time. Do you hear men like I'm talking I'm talking about I'm literally hardly no moans. No. It was just like just sitting there like just in a hollow, just area, and she's like deeper, this is all the meaning. I felt like the sucker ain't it simp so bad on the way right out of deck I did. I literally literally ran out of dick. Is

that her father yours? Though? What like? Later on I didn't feel as bad because I was like, man, that chick just couldn't come bro. It's not wrong with that bit. Yeah, man, she just couldn't come bro. Like what the fun? Oh there was a girl oh with the school with our client, and she said that niggas would always talk about like floating like it was like throwing the hot dog in the hallway here, and they would call her that, would call her big wallace, being wallless. You know, they used

to be dudes fings back in the day. Getting drowned, you feel like a socker you get drowned. I feel like niggas probably had no dick. It's easy to say, right, but that's what I'm saying. Though you don't want to. But as a as a dude back to the day, you never wanted to get drunk. Now, when you get grown, you'd be like, shoot, but I bust off, shoot, I swam too that your phone. I don't bust off? Shoot? Are you go to sleep? You get grown, you're younger,

you'd be like dang man, she got to be moaning. Bro. It's all a fact when you're young, you know what I'm saying. Bro, she got to be moaning. Bro, she got she got to be hauling the moaning. Bro, she ain't hauling the moaning. I ain't doing them. Yeah, that's still that's still right. No, not yeah. And I said you can wake your chick up in the middle of the night. You know she's gonna be still be like when I'm laying in sleep, she just be good. Hold on, I can't get no wake up. Ain't get no wake

up buns. I don't like that ship, no wake up bus. It gotta be liked. Hold on like three am, four m listen listen three three, three in the in the in the morning. Listen listen on your on your back butt cheeks. You feel this right here, that hard thing start, but you don't get excited. No, okay, okay, what now? He can't even wake me up, especially I can't rench around the finger, pop a little bit and and make that little macaroni. No. Yeah, I like my sleep. Man,

don't disturb my mother sleep. I gotta like you. I gotta still like you to wait out three o'clock in the morning and suck with some dick. Okay, you ain't gotta sut nothing. I'm talma just got done. Let me got done. Get it in from the side of something that no man, y'all. If y'all liked this episode, that side stroke be good at that about three thirty four shame this, y'all was my part. I know that was like,

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