Ep. 59 "Ennie Meenie Miney Ho"

and y'all should see how sad this puppy look. Right now, man, I'm down, bad man. Two tequila shot, three tequila shots did me in. It's just I'm doing keto and I I went out to celebrate, uh my cousin's she got an award at her job and we went out to celebrate. You would have thought I got the award at my job because the bitch was lit in the city yesterday. I was doing the most and I got my neck hurt because I got carried out lost and found by

the security drunk. Shame. I just went up to it was a bunch of security guards and they looked they wasn't busy then I just walked up to the security to about I beat all y'all lands and then I did like a throat chop at one day, I was like, I did, I went for the nuts and I was just playing though yeah I was making it sound effects too. He picked me up and carry me out over his head. I don't I'm get feeling because you told me this ship, but I'm like, are you playing or you really gotta

put out the club this weekend? Grown woman at your big age. I don't know if I could go back. I ain't trying to go back in, but I mean they walked me. They walked me out over his head and put me outside, So I'm assuming that I was put out? Yo? Were they white? Security guards are black? Uh? The the one who carred me over his head was mixed race. But the rest was anybody laughing? Or did everybody have like straight face put this bit out there? I don't know. I don't know, I can't, I don't know.

All I know is after I was put down, I went to my friends car to go home. So I'm assuming YEA, yeah, I had a sneakers, but I was in there like I'm security. Now, let me pack these bitches down, like I was just acting so stupid. And then I got I got to my apartment and like the fire department was in the lobby. I don't know what was going on, but I started sexually harassing the fireman. I was like, oh, y'all look so good in y'all uniform. I gotta fire, y'all can put out right now, let's

see hot right here. I was just so just disgusting. I'm so embarrassed in myself. I hope my office doesn't call me. I was saying this in front of everybody waiting in the lobby, So I'm ashamed. Some people thought it was funny. Some people were annoyed with me. How do you feel today? So I'm ashamed of myself and like a whole heathen? Did you need to be admitted?

What the hell? Then I couldn't get upstairs, like so I lived on the four floor, and the fire department was, you know, not allowing us to go on the elevator. And instead of me waiting for whatever the issue was to be okay for us to go in the building, as people were coming down the stairs, I went up to see me was not about the wal I did? I did twenty four flights up on it was the liquor. Yeah, I was like, bitch, I had to sit down on thirteen. You remember when we went to walk up that mountain?

What's that mountain? Uh? Mount Rushmore? Felt like the girl you enginette was sucking hiking. Bitch. I was so fucking fat by y'all, Like my fucking body was in shocked. I cannot imagine being drunk walking up twenty four flights and steps. Bit you all crazy. I didn't yeah flights, that's like just drunk, Like I'm not waiting all the fire department. I would have smoked so weedn't go to bed. So wait a minute, people coming down from the apartment

because there could possibly be a fire. But the situation, your ass going up the stairs, I'm going up to steal man. I'm going home, y'all gonna have to come get me out of my house. Give me this dumb bitch flow waving your hands at the goddamn window on the office and nobody looking at hell on the patty other ship, fucking dumb man. I was done yesterday. Yeah, so how are we going to do better? What have you learned from this situation? Don't eat a piece of bread.

Beach not in bitch, because you're gonna do the same ship. Come this fucking sun. I'm going to the Vegas this weekend. It might go cool, even dumber. Well, look, you had enough fun for both of us, you know my dad, and weekends don't be that eventful. I don't do much this weekend. Made a couple of wigs, and um, I'm in a wedding this week in the Dominican Republic. So that's what I'm planning that, I hope. So I hope it's not all like wedding. Like I need at least

one full day at the beach. We're all going to have like a yard day, but I need I need like one day to lay at the beach. I really need some water. Yeah, soak up that good bye to me my fucking body right now. Dog, I had to go to the chiropractice. My back is so fucked up, like if I need to go to my neck hurt ever since then they picked me up last night. He might look, you might got a lawsuit from harassing noon. But I need to dip in the damn ocean. Man,

It's I can hell naturally. So this week is stupid internet news. What we got going on? Um, I've seen Floyd Mayweather and he game looking like Mr T Nigger had on seventeen Cuban League. Now he's gonna need to sucking chiropractic because this is not gonna break off pounds and some ship. What what are you trying to prove? Like at this point? And it's almost corny because you like a grown ass man. Come on, man, what do the chains on? That's like? Is it a Napoleon complex?

I like, where just little nigga syndrome? I don't know what that's about. I don't know. I saw a post that said, damn Floyd, we know you ain't really broke. You ain't gotta show us your jury at one time, right, Like, I've never seen that many changes on one person before. I feel like, I mean, he miss the T ship exactly, But where are you going at? Well, we saw he got just like Mr T. Ever since he got that lace front, that lead press of bullshit. Girl, I can't

believe him. Look like a bunch of little people here. They don't even you know what it looks like. Uh, it looks like vel Crow, you know, like the soft the soft side of velcrow. Yeah it does. I actually kind of like it on him, though I ain't gonna lie, but I couldn't imagine like getting one, No, like looking up at him and close. You know how you can see the grid on a lace front? Did you managine walking up the floating? I don't think it's a lace, friend,

that's implant. He got implants? Oh he got hair yeah those? Yeah, it's not a la I'm so I'm assuming he got a had a hair cut. Dog boy. Money allows you to do a lot of dumb ship right because I showed with feeling this little edge right here. If I had it's a little spot right here on the edge, Baby, I feel that bitch in are you better get them? Uh? Dumb kaleidoscope drops? Dodo ships work? You ever used them? I don't know. I'll just be putting our shot on

that hole I show. We'll take a little brush and cannot tell me you're sucking. That's stupid. I'll fucking sicking you, sicking you now? Who wants this bitch? Man? Who this bitch? I'm not walking around with my little hole show and I'm feeling that bitch in the best way I know how, Yo, you gotta do what you gotta you man, But oh ship, you see Kanye build a bitch building building, Kim at water add water for instant, Kim right, what the fund

is that about? Like? And she'd be wearing the black shades like Kim always does, not saying I mean we wear black shades too, But you look like him. But her mouth is different. It's something with her in her mouth is just weird to me. But aside from that, she looks like when she put sunglasses on, she's a pretty girl. But I just think Kanye is just he misses his baby mama. But what kind of bit you gotta be to actually play a bit for a man? What time? What is what's wrong with you? Like? I

can understand him seeking out. I can understand him because you know, Kim is the prototype basically, so I can understand him. But I would not be like I would you address you addressed? I would even start talking like that bitch. Oh my god, this is like so like bizarre. Are you happy? She always like, are you happy? West? A billionaire? Kanye West? Yes? Like, man, my intact, my integrity must be too intact, because I'm not about to play a bit for a man. What the hell is

that about? I'll be like soon did I leave in the fun? Are you talking about? Yo? Fucking maniac man? What the fuck? Yeah? I cannot, I cannot, I cannot. But that's just I guess he was actually dating this person simultaneously with Julia Fox. Julia Fox done dumping that been said she didn't cried since nineties seven. I hear that, But Kanye got him. Oh Kim look alike. Man, they don't get no crazier than that, right. I'm just it's always interesting to watch Kanye. Did you see his documentary

on it? I Love Love Love? Did we talk about that last week? Well, we talked about the first episode. There are another new episode. Okay, I haven't seen a new seen it. Man. Let me tell you. People can say what the funk they want to say about Kanye, but I see exactly why Kanye is the way he is. They created a fucking villain like mm hmm. Everybody knows like the nigga music, like especially from college. Dropout was a one. So you mean to tell me you an

these record labels? You hanging out with, uh everybody from Rockefeller every day? You def jam um executive offices every day and they're hearing your music and they don't know you the ship. Y'all playing with him like he ain't the ship because y'all just want him to keep producing beats for y'all artists not wanting to sign him and stuff like that, Like Kanye Us, Kanye West is a solid I was about to say that, a solid human being. I was really tripping for a second. He was though

I believe he was. He was, and they created a villain, you know what I'm saying. There was one scene on the first on the first episode, on the first part, I forgot the other rapper, damn Or. It was actually a producer who had he had went on the radio station in Chicago and played Kanye like he was starting like a fake beef with Kanye basically, So Kanye pulled up on him and they talked about it. They ended up hugging and shaking hands. But I can look in

his face and his eyes. He looked hurt a lot of a lot of different situations on those documentaries, you know what I'm saying. So, and then you know, even when he got to the point to where he got signed, and you know, he had to do through through the Wire video. He was saying how he spent thirty three thousand dollars of his own money. So how you signed to a label who won't give your release date basically signed you to shelve your ass. You see what I'm saying.

Because the people on that label, the big people like jay Z y'all threatened. They was threatened by that man. I really feel that way. And I don't think jay Z ever thought that Kanye would be on his LAFT. I don't know if they were threatened. I think they just underestimated him alive. I don't think it was underestimating him. I really feel like they saw him because there was other people that spoke about him, like a dude from I think it was from Deaf Jam. He was telling

him like, you really don't fit in that at. You really don't fit in that Rockefeller Records. Um bitch. So Kodak Black said, niggas don't gotta wash every day. How do you feel about that? I don't like that. I want you to don't bring no dirty dick over here talking about it suck yesterday, sucking leftover, leftover? What's that ship? Uh? And then he's patience So he's not circumcised, so imagine the uncertacided. Imagine an uncircumcised dick not washing every day,

right with the cheesy bits. And you've got multiple women pregnancy, you're dipping and diving in different cuchies and not washing every day. And I know they put probably sink sick all in Walmart trying to figure out what to do. You need to get away from that that man, that's what you need to do, yeah, because he's knocking your pH balance off. Yeah, I don't like that. I like hold that black man, but he's a here's the thing. When you're get in the bed, don't you want to

get in the bid clean? Just don't it feel good? Like I sleep naked, you you sleeping clothes on. But sometimes like I love like fresh at the shower and you're getting your clean bed, Like I can't imagine how people come home from work and get in their bed with the streets on them, with the streets on you. Like remember on Power Ghosts whatever it was called, story

kill killed a girl. They came in and just got her, Like I know you tussled with a bit, I know you staying you got Definitely that bitch did not wash sleeping in that Twin Sides band with Tarik. You gotta be ashamed of yourself, bitch, Like I'm gonna lie now I did. I definitely slept in the Twin Sides band with a nigger in college. Okay, me too, a couple. Listen, when me and my ex best friends started college, we

liked me like a whole pack. How we wasn't gonna su niggas at school when we got there, I broke that ship. Like in one month, I was in a nigga bad. I remember my nigger in college. He would do anything to come to my dorm because it wasn't coed. Well it was high school was coed, right, but I mean it was like guys on one side of women on the other side, and we could not have guests of the opper to sex like some schools could. Right. He's to put my one of my wigs on, yea.

He would go the extra mile to get up in their pulls. He would put my wig on outside in the car and then like one of my hoodies and we go in the building. He and like he was a bit coming in the building. That's sucking foolishness, man. He used to work too. That is foolishness. Who is this uglass girl company here with Tammy? And like it was a lot of them, mad VCB you know, you know, like it was a lot of them. Said, she probably looked like one of the students on the yard. He

probably looked like one of the bitches off the yard. Uh. Yeah, so Cordak doesn't think he has to wash. Please wash your ass. Men, listen, women like nice feet. We like clean. Men like manicured. Not you don't have the manicured. I don't like seeing niggs sitting up in the shop. But keep your hands clipped. I'll do that s for you. Like I really feel like the those places are for women. I really feel like I don't know, but I'll do

my man feed in hands. I would do them. You don't be sitting up and no goddamn nail shop, nigger. You ain't even gotta get your nails done. Just keep them clean. Yeah, because even not washing and your finger popping a bit, and your fingernails already and rigid trying to put it in somebody who get you a little dirty fingures. These niggas is nasty. Okay, young women, stay away from these dirty ds. You don't have a lot of problems listening. It takes a while for you to

figure your pussy out, it really does. But the common denominator oftentimes is whoever the fuck you litten mess with? It is that motherfucker? So, um, what else you got? Oh? Pastor eats pussy too? You'll be seeing those posts or shame rumorship is uh qua Mills Presents. Apparently they got an audiobook on YouTube. Now I thought that was fake. That's a real pastor z Pussy Too. I had that Lord her Mercy how he came up with them one ship.

It's the truth. It's easy real, Yeah, I mean I guess it is, but it's non why it's a nonfiction right, thanks. I'm gonna get it just to see what's going on? Right, So this isn't like stupid ship and the internet though, but um, it's something really And you know, we had a whole episode on missing Black women, Missing women, Um, nobody be looking for us first of all, even when we when we're found, you know, they don't really investigate

our deaths properly. So there's another young woman, twenty nine year old mother four Asia Maynard Um supposedly died of natural causes after being on a date with a white man. Somebody just just happened a month ago to another black woman, so it's like they're just killing us and getting away with it. Basically, this ship is really wicked, man, So women need to be careful. I just said, I encourage women.

I know some women don't wouldn't agree with this, but I just encourage women to get a gun, m and get a licensed weapon or just get one, you know. Just I'd rather you get in trouble for having a gun then letting somebody hurt you, you know, girl, Like I said, I got a whole pandemic book bag full of supplies and epistols included this bitch. This bitch pulled out brass knuckle this morning. I'm like, listen, I got

a brass knuckle on my book bag, my pistol. I got a three eight in the book bag, another pistol in the car. If somebody takes my car while I'm in it and like forces me in the back seat, I gotta fucking ten in knife back there. That mistabio asked through the seat, Or maybe slit your throat while you're driving. Listen, tell everybody what you got they don't know. Yeah, bit, pull that that knife you got back? Give me that right because I already know. I listened to the show.

Just know you're gonna die playing with me. Oh my fucker's gonna know who did it. I don't say that. If you do, get me, sure, you're gonna be hurt too. I'm not going out here like, no fucking sucker. Yeah yeah, we gotta lay yeah, with these dating websites and stuff like that. And for whatever reason, man, we think the other side the grass is green on the side, man, No, motherfucker's is crazy. Okay. M I've never been scared of black people. I'm scared of people. That's what I'm telling you.

Nobody can walk behind me, white, black, Hispanic, Asian like I'm peeping dogs. Walk behind what you're doing behind me? Right, girl, I'm scared of people. I really live my life like a scary movie. But I you know, you got to be careful, man, you got to be real careful. So what about I'm not gonna go to deep dive into this, but we're gonna we got to talk about it. H Russia, I mean in Russia and Ukraine, and you know I used to I lived there for six months in high school.

I was an exchange student in Ukraine. Yeah, I just you know, you think, like, oh, it's so far away, but these are just everyday regular people living their lives like us in the city, and they ship is just and demolish and you wanna, you know, be supportive of those people that have Yeah, I mean, what can you really do. You can pray for him, but I mean, I mean you can't really you're helpless and in that aspect of making a difference when it comes to the

powers that be right. But then I also see like Ukrany and people treating people of color like poorly on social Media's like they're pushing black people to the back of the line, they keeping them from getting on trains, and I just, you know, I feel bad for black people all over the world. We just get like this short ended the stick a lot of times when it comes to just being able to survive because we don't

put our footdown. That's why when Asians were being uh supposedly because they really wasn't happening that did, they try to make it like we were like black people were targeting our Asians were being targeted in America for some reason, they had the Asians. They the images we kept seeing online. We're black people, but we know it was a white guy in Atlanta who shot six Asians in a massage parlor. But they're gonna make it like it's a black Asian thing.

But they passed the Asian Hate bill. You know, that escalates your charges if you happen to even just get into an altercation when an Asian person, you know what I'm saying, So that should is sucking, really wicked. So I'm saying that to say that these people take care of their people. Because that legislation didn't come out of nowhere. Asia pushed for that. I'm pretty sure they came. They talked to American government, like what the funk y'all doing

our people over there. So Africa needs to do the same thing. I know during UM at the top of the pandemic, the ship, the same ship was happening in China. You saw Asians hitting black people Africans in the streets with sticks and ship like that, making them quarantine. Can't leave out their hotel rooms, can't leave out their apartments, can't come out at all. They were doing that too black people. It's on it's it's we. We are hated around the world for whatever fucking reason. I know the reason.

But y'all say I'm a super conspiracy theorist. Oh yes, a j that's the conspiracy theorists on the show. Y'all just the fy I And I'm a conspiracy truth not in a motherfucking theory. Don't play me, friend, Okay, I played you because I know a lot of ship. Me you argued about a year before last has come to fruition and my right, am I wrong? I don't have no dog in this fight. Man. Listen to your conspiracy theorist friends. Maybe fun And it's not even theories, like

we just be looking it up. We'd be researching. The information is out there. You just have to go look at it. It's not fucking Google, you know, you have to know where to look anyway. But um, this ship has always been happening to black people around the globe. We are is treated and I feel like even with Black Americans and and I know we're talking about the war, but even with black Americans in America, we like on

an island by ourselves. Nobody coming for us, not even Africans, is how I feel because if something were to happen to black like things happen to us all the time. You don't see Africa and uproar when stuff happened to black Americans. But some ship happened into Asians in America. They fucking continent. The country is telling like, no, you're not about to do our people like that. But we gotta help ourselves. I do feel like we need to find a way to be better allies to ourselves. You know,

But what the fund do you do? I don't know, you know, the powers and the dollars. I'm so tired of lifting people up in prayer and feeling like I don't do nothing. I mean, you know, prayer without work is what null and void? Yeah, I mean the power is in the dollar, you know what I'm saying, The powers and money. So we need to we need to withhold some of our money is one of the biggest steps we can we can actually take. So I don't know.

I don't know. This ship with Ukraine. I just hope it doesn't topple over to the um to our land because we've been living normal regular And here's the thing, I'm very patriotic. I love America like this is our country, Like, this our ship. When I say this our ship, I mean black people ship. So I don't want some outside entity coming and sucking our ship up. And I feel like we're being handed over on a silver plata to these people based on the things that has been going

on with the current administration. I feel like they're really handing over America to foreign entity. And this is our ship. So we shouldn't be like, oh, fuck it, they need to fun this ship up. Hell no, this is our fucking home. This is like y'all, y'all comfortable with your way in life or all? Because this ship could fuck change overnight in a communist state. Yeah, so we have to fight for it. But the fight this ship is at this point, it's not even about race. It's about

people with like minds. You get together, but those people to make changes. It's not even about color at this point. Man. We all Americans. So whatever dirty ship they down did, we all gonna have to pay for it. It It ain't just like they're gonna come over here and say, oh, you're black, we're gonna leave you alone. We're just gonna bomb the white people over here. That's not gonna happen.

Everybody's gonna be sucked up right, well, you know, prayers to the people in Ukraine, black, white and everything else in between, and hopefully we can get this conflict settled and there will be no war. Alright, guys, let's take a break and we'll be right back. All right, So look back to our regular schedule programming. Um, a couple of weeks ago, you sent me a post, and I want to talk about this. I think it's a pretty good topic. So the post said, men marry safe girls

and then date they're type during the marriage. Why don't y'all marry your type? How interesting is that? Do you think that's true? Do you think that's what they'd be doing because they're scared to turn a hole into the housewife. The holes be fun. Yeah. The thing is that, I'm like, man, if you get you a nice refurbished hole, don't gonna be the best wife. Y'all gonna have fun together. You're gonna laugh together. They're gonna be telling you you're asked

some motherfucker jokers, because I know I got jokes for days. Right, They're gonna stick, they figure your butt. And he'd be acting like you don't like that, and I've been a hole and over a decade, so I'm good right way over fucking decades. Ship. I better relationships for the fucking longest your hold. Yes, it's fun. So look, why why not marry who you actually? Because you? I feel like

men do marry safe women. You ever see a guy and you'd be like, that's his wife, Like they don't even match, But you why he's with her because she probably shuts the fuck She shuts the funk up. She's reliable, she's loyal, she's a good mom, a good mother, right, I mean, but aren't those the attributes you would want in a wife too? They are? But what's the reward that she's What is the reward she's getting for being all those things while you run here running the muck

with women that you actually like. Maybe the reward would be uh security praps. Yeah, but that woman could actually get a man that likes her, because how did she see? It's security like her? Does he? I don't think. I don't think the guys wouldn't. I wouldn't say they don't like their wife. They just like their sad bitch a little more. The side that should be like the homie, right, the fun girl and the fun fun girl. Oh who made that song? Um, Summer Walker, It's called funk Girl.

It's just about being never taken serious and always being a girl on the side. Yeah, the wife like and she the song is like, She's like, I could be the wife. I could be that girl like for you too. But I feel like that men are scared of those women because they're like wild cards cards. They like Frankenstein to them, niggas, they like Frankenstein is like, you don't know what this woman, the woman that you like, you well, actually you may know what she's capable of and you

can't control that. And I feel like you say you feel safe with the woman you're married, because a lot of times they'd be dating a female version of themselves exactly outside of the outside of the relations your homie loving friend. That's some bullshit. I feel like you can get all those things and I don't know. I mean, I feel like, um, my last couple of relationships, I was heavily judged. I feel like for things that but am for things they don't even know. It's only because

I live freely, you know what I'm saying. I'm not out here on on some whole ship. Now I have been, and I feel like all women should explore a little bit. I'm not saying you gotta go through a hunting niggas to explore, but you should have like a whole face. Yes, you should, because you gotta learn what you like. You gotta learn what you want out of relationship. You gotta learn what you want out of sex. Like you gotta learn those things and how else do you learn them with?

You should be early. You shouldn't be having your whole phase with your forty. You really should be doing your whole phase early in the game. I hate holds that forty. No, I don't hate y'all, but why are you out here doing that right now? It's too late to turn back now. Look, I don't want know all right now. I'm sorry because I know your old holds gonna be in my g

or something. No old hole, shame man che out. No. But I mean, I do whatever you want to do, But I just know that are you happy doing it? That'd be my thing. Doesn't make you happy? Even makes you happy, and fucking go for it. I just know some forty year old holds. I know some forty old furbish olds damn bitches wish like people be really be wishing they can take some ship back. But it's definitely necessary for you to get experienced and men. But here

we're giving these men a hard time. But women do the same ship because I know women who are whistle me just because it's safe. It's secure. He provides for her and then on the outside she got the nigga who being high speed chasing God, I know, a bit sucking the ship to her. I know a bitch who was in who was in a marriage and they divorced now, but they were married for a long as time and he was like the husband was like a homebody and

they didn't do ship. When I tell you this bitch had uh man, you would think that that he was the husband and he ended up getting married to somebody else. But they were still like together, like they went to family reunions together and ship like that. Like they was really like yes, yes, like and they you can you can see like the energy between them, like they were best friends. They were really really that's beautiful having a

jolly whole time. Like they really they were real good friends. Man, Like they looked like they've been long together, but they were both. You know, she was already married. Yeah, she was already married to somebody else, and he had met someone and then got married to that person. But they still carried on this relationship. But at least that at least a decade, Like the family noticed your man everything, but not her husband didn't. Yes, or maybe he did.

Maybe he did, and maybe he was okay with it ship. And if if that's the case, then that's fine. You know, if you're in a relationship where everybody, every party is uh in on it, you know, then that's cool. But it's just the deceit for me, that's what. Yeah, that's what I don't like. You know, we talked about open relationships and non monogamy a lot on this podcast. I really want to get like somebody on who's actually in

Like yeah, I've seen a couple of couples online. Because my thing is, don't get what a woman who signed up for monogamy and then you put her in a situation and just get cheated on what you could have chosen. You could have really chosen a woman who was okay with you have any occasional thing outside the relationship, you really confine a woman. But I don't think men feel comfortable and knowing that this woman is okay with them being themselves. Like niggas find like they find peace in

the lie. They find peace in the line. It's ok. Yeah, that's really well. But not just niggas, women too. I know you'll be having a hold of bitch as accountable too. Yeah, listen, you're cheating list. I'm gonna let you cheat to them, ready to go. I'm gonna go through all your ship the day before I leave. Your fucking asks. It's like I say, you're a fucking drafted note. That's why I'm leaving. But I'm gonna let you cheating peace now, i'mna let you do you. Yeah, that's what you might as well.

If you're not going nowhere, it's ready to go. If you're not gonna go nowhere, you might as well cheating. Nigga cheating peace? What was that on brad Still Family Values mar Her mama said that that's if you're not gonna that's some real ship. No, that was Tony Braxton. I think Tony Braxton had said that. I feel like it was I remember that. I think I think she said her mom told her that because that's the truth.

Why are you going to stay in a situation just like, once somebody sees that you're a cheating right and they stay with you, does that man really even have any respect? He's probably gonna build resentment towards you for even staying with him while he cheats, because he's gonna think you an Yeah, all you did was give him a way

to cheat better the next time. If you don't leave and you caught him like or you call her, you just give that person like better ways to cheat, better ways to lie going forward, and then eventually they'll just leave your ass. If you stay long enough, they'll leave you. It's this guy, one of my homeboys, his friend, and I really, I really want to make a segment out of this nigga. This nigga is like forty three. He's like between forty three and forty five, and he got

like twenty one kids. He got a baby on the way right now. Bitch, he's married. I think he got four kids with his wife and all these other kids outside the fucking marriage. And then in Holloway, they were married when the kids were Yes, he had a couple before and a lot of them after, Like he got ron kids to infants, two unborn. You know, we need him on, And I just want to know the thought process, like how you how you? How? I want the wife on? That's who I want to talk to because now now

that that would be a little different. And now and they supposedly separated, but um, he's still be funking with the wife. Like something happened between him and the wife one day they got into it because I guess she pulled up in. Another bitch was at the house. They supposedly separated, but they still working with each other. You know what, I at this point, why are you gonna

even get mad? So I talked to him one day and he was saying that the reason why he basically was wanting to leave her now after all the years of cheating and making all the babies, he felt like she cheated the most when she really wasn't. But I guess when she once, once she started doing her thing, she was like letting nigga smut her out like this, my wife sucking a nigg in the car somewhere. That

ship is a little different, right, like you my wife? Nah, you might wife, you might wifey you my husband, but do you all these bitches? Baby daddy he but he also taken care of everybody. Hey, bat'll be then they gotta lega. See they talk about all the kids gonna be Nick Cannon and h um what's her name him? Kiki White kids Like in the future, they're populating the earth. Now, that's nigga right here helping. It's a lot of niggas

like him in the country too. Right, If you can take care of him and there ain't nobody did behind it, what can I say? You know, I kill that nigga got Either this might be the twenty second kid on the way. I'm gonna try to I'm gonna try to get him on here because I just want to like kind of like what do I want to do with this nigga? I just want to break down the thought process, like what type of dick you got? We need him?

And there's only two ways that can go. Either he got a big dumb dick or he got a really little dick. Really little dick can't wear condoms like that. It's check will be stepping off. Remember I used to be dating this guy. I won't say who he is, but he used to be buying magnums and he just was not a magnum man, and I just wanted to say, like, if the if the condom is floating on your dick, it's probably not the right side, sir. You gotta tie

rubber band around the condom foot to stay on. And now I gotta Now I gotta cock my legs and you gotta put your balls in it too. It's now I gotta cock my fucking leg up and dig out this damn condo out my COUCHI no, because just by your size, Direx is a pretty good condom. Um, what what other condom? I like, there's some good ones out there, like that feel good skin. Yeah, they feel nice to women.

I don't give a funk I feel like to you, nigga, just but yeah, like you can do that instead of they just want to be able to pull out that yellow pack. Nigger, that is not a Cuban lager. You don't need that peck. You do not need that fact right there. Just waste somebody like and condoms because it isn't even protecting us sliding off your dick every twenty second, yo, I gotta hold onto the condom while they fucking stay still,

stay still. I can't even move because you're holding on to the condom, yo, middle figured to my old fucking life, bitch, I remember holding onto that condom yo, Yo, I'm glad, I'm glad I was born a woman. The ship, y'all, nigg has gotta go through. Like, first of all, y'all gotta whip that little dick out. That gotta be fucking terrifying, Like I gotta whip this little this pp What is she gonna say? What is she going to do? And then you gotta perform. You gotta eat good, yes, and

every bitch like they couch, you eat difference. I'm giving directions. I don't know, but y'll, bitch, but I'm giving directions. You gotta worry about ending up with a bitch. Group chat girl, and tell you about Teddy. Came over him and the dick is going in the pictures as well, right, ain't no, Teddy ain't had no deck all this ship he talked, just came over here. The nigger was nuts and I missed all the and I'm missing you for you for that dick so pissed off. That's how we

talk about, y'all. Oh, bitch, did you see Big Sean? Did you see Big Well? Where are all these dicks just popped up out of the woodwork. That motherfucking Nintendo game is nine point four inchest bitch, Nino almost bought one after watching, and they owe him a check yep, because that was definitely advertisement for Nintendo Switch. You know, it's been really weird the last couple of months. Why

all these grown men got their dick on the internet? Dog, Yeah, that's what I'm saying, Like all these dick pictures, I think they're jealous. I think they jealous because women got titties, we got back, we got asked, we got hips, we got thighs, we got face, we got all this fun ship the show, and all y'all got is that dick. Now. I do like a man's back. Who the funk want to see balls? Bitch? What about that? I like that line?

Oh that little I love that. I like these and I like the back, like the man's back, like a black man's back, Like that's how you know God is real. Pick. But I don't like this dick picks that I ain't asked for. You know that is very disrespectful. Guys listening, do not send unauthorized who the fun asked for? That? Hate that? But if I asked for it, send it immediately. It's because the dick already on my mind. I'm just really trying to trying to see that's where I want

to be. But all right, so in the last three months, who did the drop the novel? The Baby Soldier Boy, the Baby Nick Cannon? Nick Hannon's now Big Sean. Big Sean is what I feel like. It's more Nelly, a little fiz, little fig Nellie. What's the nigga from St. Louis the Battle Rapper? Oh? Um, you're talking about the one that was on wilding Out with him and his girl. God damn that one. Well I can't even remember his name. Child. Yeah, like, why who are y'all? Who are you? Who a y'all

showing these dicks too? Y'all trying to sell some out? Yeah, conspiracy, Let me tell you all the motherfuck' conspiracy because you know, people are trying to say, like, you gotta do this, you gotta do that to get an industry. Are y'all showing these white executive men y'all penises? What are ya doing? Do we have a uh random sex fact? As a matter of fact, we do. Look, we go to commercial right quick, we'll be right back. All right, listen, y'all. So the random sex fact this is for Tammy ass

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I usually smoke and drink, so I can't tell what made my sexod. Maybe you should do like a little trial or something. Yeah, I'm gonna turry it. Well. First off, I need I ain't got no dick in my life right now, so I don't wonder if I could do. Does it work masturbation real wine. I've tried to masturbate high. I couldn't come really, yes, oh no, it took much longer. What a travesty. But sex I just keep I keep coming over and over again. Real wine ain't even I don't.

I used to like real wine, but would be so dry. Man. I guess you can find a sweet rad I bet it's the Merlo and ship like that. That's gonna That's what I've been on. I don't know, y'all, ladies, try let us know what you think and we don't have a dumb bit story for this week. Listen. We haven't gotten any dumb bit stories in a while. We know y'all have been doing some dumb bit shit out there, and you know it's really not dumb bitch. We're not

dumb bitch shaming. Just hit us up. Yeah, just share your moments so we can all laugh together at your ass. I'll let y'all laugh at my dumb bit ship. Tell me yours, shure what else we got for to day? That's about it. That's it all right, um, yes, y'all listen. So that's all we got for you all today. We love y'all. Soon as you're dumbage stories, you ask a black friend questions your same series all that ship listen.

If you enjoy today's episode, please tune in every Thursday on an I Heart radio app or whatever the fuck you get your podcast at. This is your co host A j Holiday two point oh the conspiracy truthist motherfucker's thank you, And we do care what the funk y'all talk about? Somebody said, oh, they said they don't care. We do care. We just like I don't care, like a little, right, We do care like this much like, I mean, I care, but I don't at the same time.

But I'm gonna tell you what I've hurt nobody feelings. But if I do, sometimes people need their feelings hurt. What I do care about, if you'll watch it. What I do care about is people labeling me as homophobic. That's really hurtful. Yeah, and I feel like, what the funky y'all even talk about? I need somebody to send me some fucking clips. Send me some clips. Who had the funk left those reviews? Send me some clips of some homophobic shit. I said, I really, really really would

like to have a conversation. Well, they said they're not listening no more, So they ain't gonna saying they're listening so they can have something else to comment about later on. We already know y'all asked listening. Anyway, we love everybody here, and we talked back gay straight you like sucking dick, So do I like you can pussy me to sometimes? Like relax? It's all good exactly, not even pussy part,

but yeah, exactly the fun I'm joking anyway. I mean, everybody knows I'm full of ship, but yeah, we're were to. I love y'all, man, you ain't gonna say your name. They know my fucking names. People by